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J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:07:07 64.160.154.6 Post #: 50000


...
Mark
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:07:05 65.34.116.33 Post #: 49999


It's getting ugly in here

;-))))
Tukhman Statistics are like bikinis.... Reveal it on 1st of February ;-)))
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:07:03 216.66.64.207 Post #: 49998


I got it!


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:59 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49997


Just checking.......
Peaches
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:58 63.151.254.5 Post #: 49996


Ahem!

I SAID...

I'd like to thank the ACADEMY!


VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:55 24.98.125.217 Post #: 49995


I can hear the server humming all the way here in Cleveland.....

BoredFold MaxCash Super PickEm
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:52 64.220.84.86 Post #: 49994


I thought that was already your job Zebra ;o)
J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:36 64.160.154.6 Post #: 49993


I'll shake it myself.


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:35 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49992


Peaches, 18 still is the drinking age here in Montreal... what a wonderful thing that is! :-)

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:21 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49991


I'd like to thank the Academy...

;-)
VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:06:05 24.98.125.217 Post #: 49990


J$tyleS - You get to shake Chad's dick...
Zebra Insite Adult
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:05:49 65.70.127.33 Post #: 49989


In attempt to ramp this up to 50K and show how old I am ;) when I was 18, that WAS the drinking age :) Of course, going to college at 17 screwed me up, but I'd had a fake driver's license since I was 15.....


Peaches
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:05:23 63.151.254.5 Post #: 49988


I think Fantasyman is on his way.

;-))

Webfather
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:04:59 65.185.104.173 Post #: 49987


So, how about them Met's

Oh wait..baseball is over isn't it?
Zebra Insite Adult = Carpe Diem
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:04:58 65.70.127.33 Post #: 49986


What's the prize for 50,000?

I missed that...


J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:04:35 64.160.154.6 Post #: 49985


Watch out fer Chad...he's super sneaky.
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:04:30 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49984


MOO!

:-)
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:04:27 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49983


Raw Alex,

MOO!


VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:03:25 24.98.125.217 Post #: 49982


Alex
I'm not allowed to win, something about broom sticks and locking Serge in the trunk of my car.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Just something
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:03:18 208.61.44.30 Post #: 49981


They weren't too strict on having ID. haha
----------------

Voo -

Yeah, I know...I started going there when I was about 18

;o)



J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:03:09 64.160.154.6 Post #: 49980


ANyone better on a lull around 49995?

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:02:07 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49979


I got it!

Just testing...




Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:01:29 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49978


Fold, this is the HEIGHT of my online career!!

:-))

Webfather
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:01:24 65.185.104.173 Post #: 49977


Cleo, invest the 50,000 post prize in Amazon.com stock, and whatever it's worth then, well... :-)

heh-heh...

MOO!

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:00:53 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49976


hi, Tukhman!

and this is my last post in 499++
let the winner...WIN!
;-))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:00:49 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49975


Get those fingers ready....

This is better than going to Salt Lake City!


Webfather
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:00:38 65.185.104.173 Post #: 49974


Webdad..
We are a sad bunch...aren't we?
LOL

BoredFold MaxCash Super PickEm
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:00:28 64.220.84.86 Post #: 49973


well look who crawled out fo the woodwork:)
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 16:00:18 68.11.79.76 Post #: 49972


J$tyle$,

There were a few bars on 4th avenue, but most of them were on 3rd. I worked at Hobnails when I was in high school. They weren't too strict on having ID. haha



VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:48 24.98.125.217 Post #: 49971


What are you giving away for post 100,000?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Something Old, Something New, Something Blue
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:39 208.61.44.30 Post #: 49970


any closer
SMugavero
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:34 152.163.194.179 Post #: 49969


this is too funny....
where's cleo? (my pick to get it)

BoredFold MaxCash Super PickEm
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:16 64.220.84.86 Post #: 49968


who you callin a loser?
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:13 68.11.79.76 Post #: 49967


What are the chances for a database error as about 30 people all try to submit at the same time?
----

Alex,
I'm sure Oprano has a disclaimer somewhere stating that it's not responsible for liability, claim, loss, damage, demand or expenses (including attorney’s
fees) asserted by any third party due to, arising from, or in connection
with, Member’s usage or conduct associated with the Service.

It was a fun week, I'm out of here ;-)))

Helllo Serge ;-)
Tukhman Statistics are like bikinis.... Reveal it on 1st of February ;-)))
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:06 216.66.64.207 Post #: 49966


Good idea...i'll grab my secretary
Pervs
*******************

hahahhahaha,
good one!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:59:06 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49965


Speak for yourself, Webdad - I get PAID to do this! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A dick in the hand.....
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:58:55 63.100.104.9 Post #: 49964


Sorry, I don't shake dicks with guys named Chad.. just too weird..

Serge - Try to hook me up with any other guys and I'll subject you to a console hell from..well.. Hell I guess...
you don't think JohnIP made that mess do you? ;)
Zebra Insite Adult - 5 New sites to drive surfers nuts!
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:58:41 65.70.127.33 Post #: 49963


guess i just be a little late:)

at this pace it wont take long.
dantheman
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:58:04 208.220.30.72 Post #: 49962


Every nights a friday night to me.


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:58:03 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49961


Edd,
Sex Sells!
even at Cap Contests!
and what you posted was just ...erotica!
;-))))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:57:44 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49960


alright dangit, ive got to go grab my son and run by the store,
#######
Good idea...i'll grab my secretary
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:57:18 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49959


We must be a bunch of BORED, LONELY, MORONS to be sitting at home on a Friday Night waiting for number 50,000.

Whoopeee!

:-))

Webfather
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:57:12 65.185.104.173 Post #: 49958


since i have to leave for dinner and will miss the big 50,000 i figured i would make a quick post and help get closer to the 50k mark....

PHOTOGENXXX.COM----hot new content! Win $250 worth of content in the oprano super pickem contest(now its not spam)

lee win our content in super pickem
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:57:03 65.29.101.84 Post #: 49957


What are the chances for a database error as about 30 people all try to submit at the same time?

Moo!

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:56:15 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49956


>>Chad,
Zebra,
please shake each other dicks!

Zebra goes first.



Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:55:52 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49955


You were right Serge - that WAS funnier!

Oh and don't worry - I can make sure the whole "post 50000" thing happens properly - I've got database access! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A dick in the hand.....
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:55:20 63.100.104.9 Post #: 49954


CountDown!!

CountDown!!

CountDown!!

Webfather
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:54:12 65.185.104.173 Post #: 49953


actually,
going to piss
everyone off and
post like
meni
tee-hee
seriously, this joke
isn't a joke
short sentences.
short stuff
tee-hee.

RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:53:53 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49952


Chad,
Zebra,
please shake each other dicks!


Serge Oprano Introduction Services!
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:53:19 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49951


>>Is that Chad from florida?

West Coast here.


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:53:17 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49950


Okay, 50 more to go people!

Get posting already!

RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:52:07 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49949


Is that Chad from florida?

MOO!

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:51:48 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49948


Andrew, problem is pbits.net or whatever isn't anywhere as shocking as "PINKBITS!"... sensationalism sells newspapers.

I just never realizes that Scott ran Internet Billing Service... :-)

Alex
RawAlex LINK 2X - Another fine link site
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:51:12 65.92.183.188 Post #: 49947


alright dangit, ive got to go grab my son and run by the store,

everyone take a break, relax for about 30 minutes

i'll let you know when i back and the posting can resume

:)))
dantheman
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:50:07 208.220.30.72 Post #: 49946


Serge - Did I hear my name being called?
Zebra Insite Adult - Home of the Non-Anon Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:49:27 65.70.127.33 Post #: 49945


Resistance is futile

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:49:09 208.61.44.30 Post #: 49944


Well he goes by Zebra...I go by Chad. Now we know.

I voted you #1 asshole dont you remember?? Cut me some slack.


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:48:35 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49943


Or maybe i'll grab 50K....lol
SMugavero
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:48:26 152.163.194.179 Post #: 49942


"Police said outside the court that Phillips operated a porn site, pinkbits.com"

They could have at least put the right domain in the story to get him some signups from the article :)
Andrew
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:48:25 202.30.245.130 Post #: 49941


BTW,
when I say ZEBRA,
I don't mean THIS Zebra
http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic9.jpg

;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:47:23 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49940


http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
######
Scary or Sexy???
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:46:52 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49939


those guys are just fucked!
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:46:29 68.11.79.76 Post #: 49938


Hi! My name is LewR and I'm here to grab post 50k!
LewR
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:46:29 67.80.177.128 Post #: 49937


Grimm,
I found link to it at
http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/

;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:45:28 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49936


what the hell is that!
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:43:30 68.11.79.76 Post #: 49935


Dont sweat it Serge, Im not ANON.


Chad
*****************

there is only ONE Chad who is not ANON and his name is Zebra!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:43:10 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49934


Hmmm....go home for the weekend at 5pm or sit at my desk & wait for 50K?
######
I live at my desk...so it doesn't matter.
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:42:23 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49933


Edd,
not that I wanna piss on your parade
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
but I find the pic of guy grabbing another guy's dick FUNNIER than 2 men kissing!
;-))
http://www.ampcontent.com/internext/newcaptioncontest.jpg
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:41:57 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49932


One post closer to 50K
Hmmm....go home for the weekend at 5pm or sit at my desk & wait for 50K?
Going home wins.

Vandy New & Improved
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:39:16 12.23.81.86 Post #: 49931


Damn...more competition. Blondy...lets team-up.
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:39:01 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49930


My name is RusskySerge

FUCK YOU ALL !!

:)
RusskySerge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:38:29 65.34.116.33 Post #: 49929


Dont sweat it Serge, Im not ANON.


Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:38:28 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49928


Bucko, Chad, don't even bother,
if prized is grabbed by ANON,
it goes to Evan's Charity!
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:37:20 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49927


is that a death threat Serge :)
*****************************

of course NOT,
that wasn't even ScottPB threat!
;_))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:36:21 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49926


Hi! My name is Chad and I'm here to grab post 50k!

Chad
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:35:33 66.124.37.120 Post #: 49925


Lucky 4 me...I have no kin!
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:33:52 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49924


Hi! My name is Bucko and I'm here to grab post 50k!
Bucko
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:32:42 24.49.9.159 Post #: 49923


I will always have a place in my heart for the good ole' days at the Metropol!

CRAZY RUSSIANS...talk about STORIES! ;o)


J$tyle$
***********************

yeap, LOTS of good times there....
ahhhh....

mmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmorriesss...
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:31:54 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49922


the next of kin will get the prize...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

is that a death threat Serge :)
kidding of course
Blondy WIN a $1200 Movano sports watch
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:30:09 24.64.223.205 Post #: 49921


VooMan -

Bay Ridge was a fun place to be...what street are all the bars on again? 4th Avenue?

Shit, one day we gotta sit down - I'm sure we both have some good stories! ;o)


Sergey -

Yeah, man - small world indeed!

I will always have a place in my heart for the good ole' days at the Metropol!

CRAZY RUSSIANS...talk about STORIES! ;o)


J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:29:34 64.160.154.6 Post #: 49920


Pervs,
I thought of that and if by any chance the foul play is detected,
(or one of the Oprano family members gets 50,000 post)
the next of kin will get the prize...
err...I meant the next poster will get the prize
;_)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:27:37 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49919


and if Post # 50,000 prize is won by AGA,
I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

you are looking far to healthy these days for that Serge darlin. :)


Blondy WIN a $1200 Movano sports watch
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:27:37 24.64.223.205 Post #: 49918


I wanna be post 49999
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Briana Banks converts
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:27:35 24.147.73.216 Post #: 49917


Don't worry Serge...i'm gonna grab # 50,000. Just hope my script doesn't crash yer board
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

no darn way


Blondy
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:24:50 24.64.223.205 Post #: 49916


Don't worry Serge...i'm gonna grab # 50,000. Just hope my script doesn't crash yer board.
Pervs
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:23:57 216.119.28.37 Post #: 49915


HAHAHAHAHA nice try with 50,000 Billy!!

Be careful out there at the parades!


Mike AI
*******************

..and if Post # 50,000 prize is won by AGA,
I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:15:02 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49914


I grew up in Canarsie, Bklyn...
..............
Absolutely miss it!


J$tyle$
***********************

J$tyle$, we missed you too....
folks, we found that we knew each other from Brooklyn days 18 years ago!

what a small world after all!


Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:13:33 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49913


J$tyle$,

Yup, lived in Bay Ridge until I was 27... :-)


VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:10:55 24.98.125.217 Post #: 49912


Serge, hehe sure man!:) thanx!
Nickname
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:10:05 62.66.11.24 Post #: 49911


If you can drive on the Belt Parkway at 80 mph in heavy traffic, and go from the left lane over to the right lane then back to the left lane and not hit anybody, you're good.... ;-)

I miss New York. haha


VooMan NationalNet
---------------------------------

Hey VooMan,

No shit, huh? ;o)

I grew up in Canarsie, Bklyn...


Driving in New York is like playing a driving video game. It's YOU vs. EVERYONE ELSE! People are friggin' nutz!

Gotta love it!

Absolutely miss it!


J$tyle$
Fri, 25 Jan - 15:00:30 64.160.154.6 Post #: 49910


Nickname - spider bate :),
welcome to the club of
crazy mofo's Oprano is
;-))

enjoy it!
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:59:36 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49909


denial aint just a land war in asia!


grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:52:12 68.11.79.76 Post #: 49908


Hi everyone! almost first time post here :)

Hi, Nickatilynx, Serge, Cleo,
TheEnforcer and of course every body else!!:)

hope ya all have a good time!



Nickname spider bate :)
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:50:56 62.66.11.24 Post #: 49907


and I couldn't believe the number of Q-tips down there..
*****************************

I just found today that Qtips are used for...fucking cats in heat!!!

Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:48:53 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49906


HAHAHAHAHA

Grimm, you crack me up. :-)))


VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:45:46 209.51.133.114 Post #: 49905


LOL.. my sister and her family used to live in Cape Coral... visited a couple times and I couldn't believe the number of Q-tips down there..
TheEnforcer Shouldn't you be Making Bank?
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:40:08 66.190.9.189 Post #: 49904


hey it isnt my fixation. you are the one with the habit
grimm (Blow Me)
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:39:36 68.11.53.105 Post #: 49903


Grimm, what is with this fixation about me and hookers?

I've driven past them many times, but I don't have a death wish.... hahaha


VooMan NationalNet
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:37:36 209.51.133.114 Post #: 49902


TheEnforcer,
driving in Florida on Federal "Senior Citizens" Highway makes you nuts, everything else in life is very tolerable
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 25 Jan - 14:36:58 172.186.96.94 Post #: 49901