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No... rape me once, shame on you, rape me twice shame on me!
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Don't you like to be shameful Timon? Go on... click it!

Aren't you suppose to be somewhere Hooper? Shit man... smile.. emit only good vibes today!!

Optional We Love Being Shameful

i didn't rape you!! serge did!!!

cj
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me? raping Timon?????

that's John's job!!!!!
;-))))
Serge

Good old Ashcroft...

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html
Ulfie

No... rape me once, shame on you, rape me twice
shame on me!

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i didn't rape you!! serge did!!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

call it DUMB luck if you will...
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Hooper,
you are getting married today,
and as my gift,
I won't even touch this subject today
;-)))

enjoy your wedding
;-)))
Serge

I tell you what.. I have picked up at least three really really helpful things here today!
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from search board
cleo, i think your first day was a raging success!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

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He's the only person left doing this kind of promoting.
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I'm just the only person doing this kind of promoting that you NOTICE...

does that mean i'm doing it wrong???

hmmmmm
Hooper

serge, and the rest of the banners, i don't even notice!! at least i noticed the pretty one and if i ever need a counter, i'll remember it. couldn't tell you what many of the others even are ...
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cj,
as long as I have WRITTEN confirmations from sponsors who added 800 webmasters to their proggies in 6 weeks and th eonly place they advertises was on THIS board-
I won't be concerned with RESULTS sponsors are getting.

call me "in attentive"
;-)))
Serge

I know who I trust....
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good for you!!!!

I trust NOBODY, except:
Mach 10 Hosting - Feb - Paid!
DirtyDollar - Feb - Paid!
xxxhosting.com - Feb - Paid!
Primecash - Feb - Paid!
CashQuest - Feb - Paid!

or as they say in Brooklyn:

"In God I Trust,
all others - Cash!"
;-)))
Serge

No... rape me once, shame on you, rape me twice
shame on me!

Timon

timon, as you were typing that, i have no doubt your curiosity of what wonders await you at the end of that link, got the better of you - and you are actually already there watching the awesome honda acura ad from the december gallery :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

timon, promise - the page is clean :-) no consoles ...
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My trust in humanity has obtained a large dent and
I don't know how long it will take before I can
trust people again...

Timon

Nope serge... I won a car from http://www.erasercash.com

call it DUMB luck if you will... but i dont believe i've ever seen a better privacy software program in my life.
Hooper

Fourth, CJ, we have some big things coming... I think YOU will like it, and I know it will make your business decisions much easier!
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oh man, i fucking hate suspence!!

serge, and the rest of the banners, i don't even notice!! at least i noticed the pretty one and if i ever need a counter, i'll remember it. couldn't tell you what many of the others even are ...
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

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Hooper is. I know who I trust....
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haha... how many hits did i send to your program from typeins before i finally had to pull my traffic???

Was it 10,000?
Was it 20,000???

Please be concise & explain exactly what your support said.

I dont understand though mike.. I thought you were a moral highgrounder? Doesnt SPAM bother you???

Do you agree with petra's practices? Are you saying that SPAM is good? Or are you simply saying that shaving is ok?

Please be clear.

Hooper

Slav are you just pissed that i'm sending enough traffic to lensman to win a car???
Hooper
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Hooper, what car???

this si the first time we hear about the car you won?

where?
from whom?
what did you do?
was it from Ron Levi?
Serge

me and cj think alike. I had another idea close to yours but even cooler.
mutt
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mutt, shoot it over!! one day, our late night emails will be in an internet museum - priceless information exchanged!! LOL

timon, promise - the page is clean :-) no consoles ...

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

only one i ever see up the top is sexcounter

cj
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yeah, and it took 5 days for somebody to post that the banner wasn't clickable!

beauty is NOT good fro click thru's!

http://oprano.com
is FAR from beauty but...
sponsors seem to like it
;-)))
Serge

Wow sleep in a little and Oprano goes "off the hook" ( I read that is what cool people are saying now!)

First, I am very happy to have Cleo on board the Oprano team. I have full confidence she is going to kick major ass!

Second, I wish Kitty nothing but the best of luck at her new gig. I am sure she will d o a great job!

Third, CAM glad you post and interact, you know NO BS opinions are always apprecaited, even if it is something we may not agree on, or something that may even sting. We are not here to blow smoke up anyones ass, or have them blow smoke up ours!

Fourth, CJ, we have some big things coming... I think YOU will like it, and I know it will make your business decisions much easier!

Fifth ( bet people didn't think I could count this high! haha) Petr has been around for ages, and while he and I have had our run ins, he is not the nutcake Hooper is. I know who I trust....

Cannot go higher then this, maybe I will switch to letters next time!

:-)

Mike AI

Your moderators need financial incentive. If there
is none, then why do it?
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CAM, yes and no.
Remember YNOT?
did anybody paid me to post there?
NO.
Did I get any proceeds from sale of YNOT?
no.
so why did I post there?
I'll tell you why.
I made my NAME there, and your NAME recognition is somethign one can build the Empire upon.

if the only incentive is
to be able to promote their own products/services, well
webmasters will see right through that, moderators
won't make any money, and it will be short lived.

CAM
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true, very true and one's ability to convey the message to sponsors that THEM are the one who will benefit from moderator/board activities, along with webmasters who use it,
is a skill which vary from one moderator to another.

6 billion people on the planet could have grabbed porno.com
some even did it before Webdad but....sold it for $40,000

EVERYONE WRITES HIS/HERS OWN SUCCESS STORY.

Serge

who wants a CENT anyways???

I would much prefer a "QuickBuck" !!!
Hooper

CJ - I aint clicking on no more links from this
board after that little console incident just now!!

Timon

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These are pure facts. No speculations, nothing added. I'm not going to maky any further comments on this subject, you can make your own conclusion.
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exactly what i encourage every webmaster to do... make your OWN conclusion!

I send traffic to virtually every program on the planet... but only EVERYCENT steals from me!

Fuckin con men i tell ya!

But you can spin it any way you want... spin it as an fpa with not enough clickable links...or spin it as traffic that just couldnt convert...

Whats important is that I know i have exposed a shaving stealing program.

would YOU use them now???

Slav are you just pissed that i'm sending enough traffic to lensman to win a car???
Hooper

me and cj think alike. I had another idea close to yours but even cooler.
mutt

http://www.unicast.com/superstitial/

these are superstitials - they are little banners made to look like a tv ad and keep audience watching ... there's some cool examples here
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Serge - very valid point and you just stated
my business motto but if the page is so hideously
ugly that nobody will read it then those sponsors
won't be getting any clicks at all ;-))

Timon

thanks meni!! you just gave me a compliment!!
:-)

timon good point - looking at something 100 times a day is different.

i've got an idea!
what about if you had a single large sized banner at the top of the page, and only 1 banner loaded on each refresh - weighted according to price ...

make them all large flash banners that are different and we might all actually stop to look at the banners once in a while ...

only one i ever see up the top is sexcounter

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Well I lurk a lot but don't post much.
I like this board as it's "spin free"... :)
I like my info raw and uncensored!
and sometimes it's nice to be appreciated... ;)

I may be a naysayer but i'm always willing to
give something a chance and try it.
Would love to check it our right now CJ but
have to go and visit some of my 90yr old
relatives..... will check later and report
my findings! :)

A board simply needs "substance" Serge......like
Voltars board which fills a niche well and this
board which has it's own appeal, Webfathers which
may have a small following but powerful following.

Your moderators need financial incentive. If there
is none, then why do it? if the only incentive is
to be able to promote their own products/services, well
webmasters will see right through that, moderators
won't make any money, and it will be short lived.

CAM

CAM No,please don't put someone' else's tag here......

Serge,
I'll be reading it.
Torone

Ok I agree but that was with the purpose of selling
memberships, if you have to reload a webboard 100x
per day then it better be a pretty thing to look at

Timon
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Timon,
I disagree...sponsors want CLICKS and UGLY buttons will get more of them.
This is human nature, we all LOVE talking about beaty and look for...smut!
;-))
Serge

that one, yes :-)

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Ok I agree but that was with the purpose of selling
memberships, if you have to reload a webboard 100x
per day then it better be a pretty thing to look at

Timon

cj you know I adore you.
You know you stand out with a few of the girls are cute in the biz.

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that one, yes :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

remember your design of p-bits?
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Hey you calling my sites ugly!? ;-))

Timon

call me a jerk
but web chicks, behind the scenes?
pass
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thanks meni :-(

timon, since when was ugly a bad thing?! remember your design of p-bits? probably still converts better than most sites :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

The placemenrt of those buttons on SE board must
be the ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life!!

Timon

Oh by the way
http://www.cloud9content.com/pornstars.html
nice sets
fresh
good potential

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hairdressers
the best looking occupation
in this area, (next to model/dancer) is hairdresser

call me a jerk
but web chicks, behind the scenes?
pass
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Meni, do you fuck teachers/dancers only or do you fuck webmasters too?
;-))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

my whole life
Cathy is from Manchester, and I last fucked her 1995, so 6 1/2 year break

Niki, dancer, from mass
heather dancer from some other nh city

melissa is from a few towns over
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so you admit that the teacher is GF material. Meni how big is this place you call home? If you've been there since high school don't u already know basically every chick there?
mutt

Look at the content board......even with a hottie, kinky, naked
babe that LOVED showing off couldn't keep people interested! ;)
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CAM,
that was MY fault....
I could have stirred Kitty in the right direction that promotion of sponsors is more important than self promotion when you run the board,
but...I failed miserably with my time allocation.
;-(((

she is NOT to blame for Content board lack of interest from webmasters, I am...and FM, of course!

he could have added Kitty to his
"agent 69" cartoon!
;-))

"Damn stupid goats"!
;-)))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

mutt, if that was true
would I have fucked someone else Wednesday night?
Am I'm still seeing Niki and Heather
but the teacher is cool and potential GF material
so I take her out, the others?
are good to go from a bar
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boardse is really handy, agree on the text description ... i was looking earlier - always spend ages there :-)

board search is easy enough - especially if its basic and just searches text based archives ...
(edd is cursing me)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

definitely agree with cj. Boards should be searchable. I don't know how many times i've had to go through days and days of posts looking for a URL or something. Once i think i wanted something so bad I went through almost 6 months of posts on another board.

Top Niche board is searchable. I think Ynot's is but i remember it being shitty.

And speaking of Hooper his board search thing is a good idea but it should return the chunk of text with the keyword you were searching on.
mutt

cam, check out the usefull information first night on the new se board ... :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

CAM,

Nice to see you posting.
:o)

Monk
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Monk, ditto!

I love when people bring new look and ideas on the board instead of the same old b/s!
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

CAM,

Nice to see you posting.
:o)

Monk

oh come on, that's GOT TO BE the new oprano slogan!!

cj (vaginator)
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cj, sorry, but I am not authorized to make new Oprano slogans while MikeAI is asleep!
;-)))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

happy birthday australia!! i just realized its australia day ;-))) whole country's been celebrating all day and i forgot why!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

we, at Oprano, don't run away from our shortcomings,
we FIX 'em.

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oh come on, that's GOT TO BE the new oprano slogan!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

My opinion wasn't posted to throw a wrench
in your ideas Cleo and Serge.... ;)
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CAM,
over the years I learned to differentiate
constructive critisism
doubt
ass fucking with no lube
and other forms of self expression.

I DO appreciate your effort,
give the new board a try and ....if that happen not to be what you are looking for,
come back and tell us about your disapointments.

we, at Oprano, don't run away from our shortcomings,
we FIX 'em.
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

But, I don't' want to have to read 30
boards to get any good info!? kwim?
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every single message board should come with an extensive search feature where you can search on keyword phrases ... that way you can go straight to the pages where your enquiry is being discussed and read what was said at that time.

i am always trying to find stuff on past days, but i never remember what day it is in my own country let alone trying to figure out which day a certain thing happened on the board. with a basic keyword search you could make the archives so much more usefull ...

cam, good points.

but ... some people see the problem, others assess the problem and see the solution :-)

results take both :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

My opinion wasn't posted to throw a wrench
in your ideas Cleo and Serge.... ;)

It's certainly ok to give it a shot!
and i'm glad an honest opinion is appreciated.

Cleo, I also am one of those webmasters like you, deep
in the trenches, generating traffic, testing sponsors,
trying to find the best and most productive ways of
doing things. But, I don't' want to have to read 30
boards to get any good info!? kwim?

I liked the SE board and and few of the guys and gals
there were giving good info, and my "expertise" is in
the SE's, but I didn't read it very much. I like webfathers
board and he's, well he's webfather, but I don't read it
anymore.

The problem is, probably 50-80% or more of the people reading
THIS board do the same things as me and you and want
the same info.

Why make them go somewhere else to get it?

And as far as "personalitys" go for generating interest
in a board.....well there are only a handfull of people in
this business that can do that and most of us know who
they are... ;)

No, offense Cleo, I like you and you seem quite knowledgeable
but that won't make a board successful.

Look at the content board......even with a hottie, kinky, naked
babe that LOVED showing off couldn't keep people interested! ;)

again, just one man's opinion....and i've been wrong many times
in the past! :P
CAM No,please don't put someone' else's tag here......

cleo LMAO!!
i'm discussing css on your board :-)
2am sunday morning and i'm discussing html variables *shudder*

opti, did you say partee?! woo hoo!!
21?! i wish i was still 21!! that was a good year for me! I met the general!! :-)

it sounds like we could have a pretty good gathering in sydney!! I've been communicating with baldbastard on and off for several years and we've never met so I'm looking forward to it :-) I have a friend/webmaster over from canada at that time, hence the trip to sydney ... he might be in for a treat - a bunch of drunken aussie smut peddlers in one of the worlds most beautiful cities :-))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Cleo, I thought that was an american offer:
http://www.moviesounds.com/shawshnk/living.wav
;-)))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

brissy is getting too small for me ... sydney, here i come!!
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Bald Bastard suggested the VIP room at this nightclub if a whole bunch of people want to come along http://www.roguesnightclub.com.au/

Then he wanted to know how old you were.. When I said 21 he said it may not be exciting enough though :))

Anyway I mentioned you may be keen for a drink one night in late February to a couple of people and it seems we could end up with a bit of a partee if we're not careful ;p

Optional We Love Parties

cj,
http://192.41.19.35/alice/trobling.wav
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

sounds like meni's in love. he tries to make u think he's different, a gigolo , but he's a romantic and he's probably already half in love with the school teacher
he bought a necklace for.
mutt

cleo, congrats on the new board :-)
your not going to leave and go to the competition in a few months are ya?! :-)))
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CJ
Thanks
As far as going to the competition
Serge made me one of those Russian deals that you just can't say no to ;)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Link Up

serge, your not techie?! i never would have guessed!!!
:-)

cleo, congrats on the new board :-)
your not going to leave and go to the competition in a few months are ya?! :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

man Friday/Saturday is usually dead even on this board but it's busy as hell since last night.

mutt News Half A Day Earlier Than The Other Guys! Kremen Gets Support in Lawsuit Against Netsol/Verisign

Serge, I won't comment on anyone's vows.

That's his bizness his feelings
good luck to anyone wanting to get married

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serge, se board looks cool ... banner layout looks good and i like the different message font. although, why don't the id tags work on all boards across oprano?

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?
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cj,
I am not "techie",
Edd is!

I have no clue!!!!!

I find it inconvenient, hopefully they fix it right
;-)
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

CAM,
thank you for your honest opinion and...believe it or not, I agree with you whole heartedly!

I'd NEVER NEVER, nevaaaaahhhh!
go into this venture if it wasn't for Cleo who....
1) runs her own Link List and has over 9,000 webmasters in her database she deals on the daily basis

2) Cleo has technical expertise webmasters can benefit from tremendously,
she is Computer Consultant outside the net and brings technical expertise to help the webmasters, the same expertise she charges non-adult clients $125 per hour

3) Cleo has PERSONALITY and life experience few of us have.

if it wasn't for those 3 major factors putting LinkUp in the category of it's own,
I'd NEVER, ever even tryed to convice her to take it over.

If she burns up-
than this board will fail, I have no doubts,
the future will tell.
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

Does Cj and Lisa going quiet mean Brisbane is in big trouble as we speak? >:)
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i got sent home :-)))
brissy is getting too small for me ... sydney, here i come!!

are we still talking about weddings?! after my cynical comments earlier, this is what my star sign says today:

Greetings carla,
Here is your horoscope for
Sunday, January 27.

Ready or not, you could be falling in love. Pisceans in relationships will experience a new flowering of the feelings that started it all. Music and poetry capture the moment better than conventional description.

music? poetry?! falling in love?! well ... i did go shoe shopping today and fell in love with a pair of tan mules with a 4 inch wooden heel - but now my feet hurt.

serge, se board looks cool ... banner layout looks good and i like the different message font. although, why don't the id tags work on all boards across oprano?

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a free signup enough for you?

Serge...want an opinion on the new board?
It will be a failure just like the others...
Please, that's just an honest opinion.
Who needs another board to read?
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The webmasters who spend their days building and submitting sites are who needs a board just for them. A place that we can discuss who is providing traffic that converts, what sponsors are converting with what kind of traffic. A place where the day to day business of selling and building can be openly discussed.

I know a board like this is needed because I'm one of those webmasters.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I'm Dr. Ruth of divorces!
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Love it.. sounds like a content plugin to me!

Optional Serge, Dr. Ruth of divorces... need to ditch that bit*h? See the Dr. First! (or is this an ask colin thing?)

Serge...want an opinion on the new board?
It will be a failure just like the others...
Please, that's just an honest opinion.
Who needs another board to read?

Don't almost ALL webmasters do link ups, buy
content, promote to search engines, do some
AVS, do some TGP, promote the same sponsors??
Why do people keep seperating ALL the "tasks"
that a webmaster does and then build a board
for those specific tasks? Then build a board
for Aussies, then for Germans, then for Russians,
the for Bohemians, a board for women a board
for gays, a board for cockholsters etc... how
about a board for webmasters of specific states,
one for NJ webmasters, one for NY, CA and so on....

Makes absolutley no sense to me. Discuss it
ALL in one place. It ALL has to do with the
same thing, webmastering and making money.

Of courst that is just one man's opinion and, I could be wrong.... :)

and Monk, always good to read your posts, to the point and no punches
pulled.

Hooper is a fucking freak of nature! Dude is missing 2 pieces of his tree'
piece band!
CAM
CAM No,please don't put someone' else's tag here......

Opti,
1) this is not a wedding day,
this is a weddings YEAR!!!!!

2) I doubt that ANYBODY has beaten me in the divorce department,
I think I am the "Divorce Champion" by the mile!

and I can tell you this:
my first ex paid out of her own pocket the court fees just to get rid of me ASAP!

my second ex split court costs 50/50

I'm Dr. Ruth of divorces!
;_)))
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

Don't get all of us cynical divorced bastards going Serge... its a wedding day! ;)

Optional We Love Being Divorced

Meni,
ctrl F for vows
and you'll find Hooper's post

worth reading!
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

What vows?
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Meni, as one divorcee to another,
what do you think of Hooper's vows?
Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

I stayed in with my daughter, Serge, thanks for asking.

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i think i get ya :)

checked out the new Cleo board. Looks good. Lots of pretty buttons :)

it's not a search engine board anymore i presume.

mutt

Mutt,
there is an old russian proverb which goes back hundreds of years:
"Fish searches where is deeper and
man searches where is better"

which was modifyed somewhat in the Soviet era when fish disapeared from the stores:
"Fish is searching where is deeper,
and man searches where is the fish"
;-)))

Serge work in progress...any opinions? or do I have to beg? ;-)

Grassyass! ;-)))

bpj

Morning,

this place smells like a public lavatory ;)

Well as a link site owner the Link Up board looks like it was made for me... but it would be easier to navigate around here if Oprano used a standard nav bar on each board.

Does Cj and Lisa going quiet mean Brisbane is in big trouble as we speak? >:)

Hey mutt.. Hooper being an ass to promote some new sites on his wedding day? nah, not really... do you reckon? :)))

Congrats on the wedding Hooper! do me a favor and never send me any traffic though please... you big scary psychotic bastard you ;)

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