Alien,
"If tree falls in the forest and nobody to hear it...."
;-)))

In the course of your particlular question and circumstanses-
I am amused.

But....Voltar and Co stopped deleting my posts
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
they are still their
and now everybody thinks of what I just said
;-))

Alien,
did you try making deal with JohnIP and JimC about including your proggy into their 5 mln a day mailings?

offer them 65-75%
what do you have to lose?

Serge Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

Mornin/Afternoon:P

Just scopin about. Threw one down on the Bone Yard again.
Shit I am gonna miss that place...
Of well fuckit.

Any of yeah want a great sponsor you will love my 50/50 at Sin City. Goto check it out, especially you weekend worriors out there:P

Serge how does it feel to be a victim of Censorship?
ALIEN Pornstars. Fresh Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it with 50/50 Recurring!

No I am one with long red hair...

http://www.interclimax.com/liveoffice.cfm

click on closeup cam in drop down menu

Forest A little slice of Heaven

I wish I could, but I'm traveling with my "body guards" and they might be distracted in this environment!
;-))


I'll have historic trip-
3 generations of "serges" all under the same roof,
I think I'm gonna cry at the end,
they are worse than me!
;-)))

Serge A little slice of Heaven

Forest, the guy smoking with glasses, is that you?
Serge A little slice of Heaven

Serge,
The trip has been flawless so far.

My hostess is most gracious with the pick up at the airport and the fine apt. i am staying in

This place is HUGE and i have too look for cams everywhere i am....
=)
U might want to take a side trip here from paris if you have never been.

Forest A little slice of Heaven

Firest it was the Coffee shops now this place.
**************

Haven, I'm in Heaven....
;-)))

Forest,
please don't make a fool of me,
you are our sponsor and I claimed in court that our sponsors don't smoke coffee,
errr..
I meant they do not drink pot!

I think I am a bit confused after too much Absolut yesterday...
;-))

How is your trip?
Serge Hottest Babes on the Net

Holy shit man I got on an airplane and landed in HEAVEN!!!!

Firest it was the Coffee shops now this place.

This is One Class Act!!!


forest Hottest Babes on the Net

yeah Moose but I couldn't make it fit in with the post hehe

the girls are blowing me off, I keep telling them to put forest in the bar chat but they seem to think people want to look at girls instead !!


dig Big

Isnt it supposed to be :

RUn Forest RUN!

;-)
Moose Big

Forest was MADE for exactly this type of thing -

GO FOREST GO!!!




dig Tom's Newbie Booster

Good day Oprano and Serge :-)

Just doing my daily reading - some good stuff here today. I'm finding this board loads faster on my browser than most of the others (including mine darn it!) But I guess that's what I get for adding those lil' smiles to it not so long ago. But hell, they're too cool.

One thing that I posted over at TNB earlier this week was a URL that gave me a lot of laughs. Thought I'd share it with your readers and posters here too:

http://hal9000.inetstrat.com/parodies.html

I'd heard a lot of them before - but there's some amazing stuff on there - enjoy!

Have a good weekend Serge and the Oprano gang.

TOM ^"^
Tom - Webmaster Tom's Newbie Booster

mutt, I concur
i was going to take a vacation this fall/winter, was thinking on going to belize BUT now starting to think amsterdam:))
dantheman The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

no not all serge, this board is loading fast as hell

I was referring to the servers/host that vnwr sits on:))


dantheman The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

yup Netpond is dying faster than I thought it would. The main board anyways.

I'm in love with that Kiss chick at Claudia's.....my nuts hurt.
mutt The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

dantheman,
is this server slow from where you are?

please give me details, man!
Serge The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

hey all, wish i was in amsterdam:((

serge, i saw you peak in to vnwr:)) i think you might have scared a couple of newbies:)
Its a good learning place,voltar and crew do thier job real well. plus im a little partial to that baord anyhow....its on a speedy server:))))


dantheman The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

Netpond is dead, two posts about the weather in Spain and that is it.

I posted about my death to spur some excitement,
but it was deleted in 5 mins....

nobody believes me there anymore!
;-)))


Serge The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

BTW, guys and gals,
if you feel bored today, here are two more places with action on this slow Saturday:

http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.cgi

good tips shared,

http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
we play game with Voltar,
he wins if he deletes my posts faster than I post them-
I win if all his members become devil worshipers and move to
Surinam!
;-))
Serge The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

LittleC,
always a pleasure, I'll be here
;-)
Serge The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

He's gone now. You would've seen a nice view of Forest's crotch. LOL
ThrobX The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

Man I hate non-threaded forums. They are such a waste of time it hurts. I am outta here!...
McSpike
Sat, 21 Jul 2001 12:58:13 - IP: 213.250.9.170 - Post # 4893
*****************************

Gavin,
please re-write the code if McSpike returns and promises to stay with us for another couple of years,
and places surety bond
;-))

where are all this new faces come from????

Evans, I think it's your listeners from your radio!
;-))

Serge The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

LOLOLOLOL

Go to http://live.amsterdamlivexxx.com/index.cfm?voyeur right now and pick the "Bar Legs" cam.

ThrobX The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

So, there's Forest... Hi Forest! I don't see any transsexuals... I don't think... ;D

ThrobX The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

"that made me crave nutella ... nagilla reminded me somehow"

Made me think of Magilla Gorilla, actually, but you might not know what that is, CJ, being that you're from down under. Do they have cartoons there? ;D

ThrobX The Big Giveaway is on MONDAY, enter now!

sorry forget ones you enter privatedorm goto amsterdamdorm to talk to Forest..hihihi

maybe he will drop his pants...he is on barchat..Grin***
LittleC. hihihi FOREST

http://www.privatedorm.com

username: livemodel
password: forest
LittleC. hihihi FOREST

i gotta feeling Forest isn't coming home.
mutt hihihi FOREST

Serge,...I contact you on monday!
LittleC. hihihi FOREST

oh i gotta see this.
mutt FORREST IN AMSTERDAM

moron.

threaded messageboards have their place. Other than for support forums they bite the big one.

Anybody here good with Javascript and popups? I have a situation where I want links to open up in a new window......actually a frame of a new window......a top frame for advertising and a bottom main frame where the link will open into. Anybody know how to do it?
I have a crude way of doing it but it's too unprofessional.

Thanks
mutt FORREST IN AMSTERDAM

Hey guys!

wanna see Forrest on barchat? hihihi

He is my newest male model..Grin***

http://live.amsterdamlivexxx.com/index.cfm?voyeur

LittleC. FORREST IN AMSTERDAM

Nick, $tan,
thank you guys for a wonderful evening,
Julie is a sweet heart, Stan, you are a lucky guy!

Serge we had a great time, thanks for your company, and kind words, i agree with you :)))
$tanDaMan Serving More Bandwidth than McDonalds French Fries!

Man I hate non-threaded forums. They are such a waste of time it hurts. I am outta here!...
McSpike Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

hava narannana...hava narannana....
(is that how you spell it? ;-)))

MikeS Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

that made me crave nutella ... nagilla reminded me somehow
cj Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

Respected Memebrs of this board and you, Evans,
please repeat after MikeS and me:
"hava nagilla , hava nagilla,
hava nagilla,
bes-me-ha'...."

Everybody dance!
;-))
Serge 3 days and counting down

CJ,
next time I wash poop off the carpet-
I'm gonna make a video!
;-)))


Serge 3 days and counting down

damn serge...now i'm finally excited about vegas! don't worry about the smoke in your face though, i save it for the women who like it ;-)))

MikeS 3 days and counting down

Seems those virues email are still continuing... got 4 more this morning from people I never heard of. At this point, I am not opening anything with a attatchment that I don't know what it is.

I have a problem on the Spanky order page... so if you have ordered anything from http://www.spankyscontent.com in the last few days... please send me email.

3 days left to reserve your hotel rooms at Miami. If you are unsure - go ahead and reserve - you can always cancel.

Will be in Miami from Sunday thru Wednesday. If you are in the area and would like to meet up or have me checkout something down there for you - give me a hollar before I leave tonight. I should be able to receive my email, as they have T-1 availability in the rooms. Just won't be checking it as often.

Sharpie 3 days and counting down

serge, that image is almost too funny to bear lol
now those photos would be priceless :-)
cj Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

Thanks Serge, I signed up with them this morning and sent an e-mail to them with some queries and waiting for a response, they do look good, but I was just trying to cover my back looking for any others with a good track record. Thanks again.
sha Honey

Here is a pearl for all those Sopranos fans who have been getting DT's...


No More 'Sopranos'?

Don't worry says HBO. They've apparently managed to keep TV's most popular family intact. According to the New York Post, producer's of the highly acclaimed mob drama, "The Sopranos" have agreed to a fifth season of the show. "The Sopranos" just wrapped up its third season and speculation was rife that the series would be deep sixed just after next season.


RobP If ya really really wanna....

CJ, it wasn't first time when Zhora first pooped in the house and we had to clean carpet after his diahreah, than he escapped and we were chasing him all over town!

but second time in Florida,
we slept like babies!
;-))
Serge Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

lol
I seriously doubt there was much sleeping :-)

cj Hit my Sex ... hit. SexHit.com

...only dance i know is the hora ;-)))
MikeS

**********

MikeS,
next time in Vegas,
let's show all those goims what we have under our lapserdaks!
;-)))

I'll dance you if you promise not to smoke in my face!
;-))
Serge It's your business, shouldn't you care?

CJ,
I never been down under but I slept with ScottPB a few times....under the same roof!
;-))))
Serge It's your business, shouldn't you care?

*yawn*
Good Morning everyone.
Happy Saturday.
Red It's your business, shouldn't you care?

I'll marry KK and live happily years after in sunny Arizona or Australia,
they both start with A and speak almost understandable English...most of the time.
-----

I'm glad you said 'most of the time' - I was going to say 'you've obviously never been to darwin'
:-)))




cj 40 bucks a trial signup

~Mattyd,
very astute observations, indeed!
;-))

Serge Mr. Cash got it!

JimC,
I am not OK,
I just LOVE making money and
be LOVED,
and EVERYBODY LOVE the traffic broker who doesn't charge any brokerage comissions!
(which is a bullshit, as you probably guessed by now,
I just basically follow Merril Lynch business model,
if you have $100,000+ acount with them - they do not charge you comissions on stock/mut funds trades but rather charge you 1% a YEAR fee based upon your assets in the account.

I don't charge even that though,
we only charge money to display buttons here,
so we could see who is doing what and who is best matching with whom
;-)))

Ladies, take notice,
serge loves to be in the middle!
;-)))



Serge Mr. Cash got it!

Sha,
"elementary, Watson"!

drop e-mail to contact@profitplantation.com
ask for DialerQueen
and ask her for MASTER ACOUNT,
which would pay you %%% from what webmasters under you pay.

They pay 6,000,000 a month, every 2 weeks, and I'm sure they would have some room for you as well.

Their stats include
RAWS, UNIQUES, minutes,
foreign traffic is separated from USA traffic and you can't ask for better people to do business with than them.

you don't have to tell them that I sent you-
I do this refferal as a favor to you and I am not compensated for the refferal,
I just love taking good care of my sponsors,
you can see their banner above,
check them out.

Serge not the biggest...just the BEST!!

Thanks Serge...i think you are o.k.!
(doesn't matter what your friends say about you!)
MrCash not the biggest...just the BEST!!

oh... and everybody had a large velvet painting of Lee Noga hanging in their bedroom!

;)


~Mattyd Online Alive

Mutt~
(Mattyd's observation on Russia - or the 1100 year old city of Novgorod located just south of St Petersburg...)

1) Every thing was old. The REALLY old stuff was cool. The newer old stuff sucked.

2) It sort of looked like Beruit - the buildings were falling down and the cars were clunky.

3) The people didn't have lotts of 'stuff', but they did have great family values. They were all very nice and happy to meet a stranger.

----------------
"one thing I am almost sure...
Russian Pussy is NOT the worst!"
;-)) -Serge
----------------
He ain't lying!!! 99% of the women were drop dead georgous and genuinely nice people! (hot AND nice) Every 5 mins a supermodle would walk by us and smile. and the women all walked around holding hands. and they...

...oops, I'm drooling!
;)
~Mattyd Online Alive

serge..that explains why i didn't get it...only dance i know is the hora ;-)))
MikeS HELP

HELP

Could anyone point me in the right direction for a good dialer program that pays well and gives us a way to pay the site owners under us a split of the money, and let them see their own stats? We are seriously unhappy with the company we currently use and need an alternative.

Any suggestions if you could pleae post or e-mail them direct to me.

Thanks guys
sha HELP

BTW, KK, if you are married already, do you have sister?

as you see,
I already started working on PLan D...
;-)))
Serge Mr. Cash got it!

OK,
Jim - you got mail and YES, mr800 is his e...

with 2 traffic deals done this slow morning,
people,
you gonna pull me back into click brokerage business!

I will hate you for that!
;_))
Serge Mr. Cash got it!

I'm sure JoelD charges 3 times more for defense =)
Tukhman
**************

Tukhman,
I believe that offense is the best defense.

Steve Cohen taught me that when one sues somebody,
one should sue 1-99 inclusive, meaning
SHAKE THE FUCKING BUSH,
as Webfather puts it,
and watch who jumps out of it!
;-)))

When dealing with defense,
I also learned from Steve that one shuold fight to the end and take poverty pledge if losses.

I also have plan C.....
after declaration of poverty,
I'll marry KK and live happily years after in sunny Arizona or Australia,
they both start with A and speak almost understandable English...most of the time.
;-))
Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

MikeS,
I confused nothing!

I was talking about JIG, the national Scottish and Russain Dance...
Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

Serge
Inviting Evans is something I wouldn't want to comment with all the C&D's out there =)

Up to know, we were good with just being a plaintiff, I'm sure JoelD charges 3 times more for defense =)
Tukhman lwi

serge...i think you confused two posts, since the only time i've ever said "jiggah" is when telling the bartender to put in more booze...but that's ok, since.....

**I now have my first C and D!!!**
that must mean i'm now important and the millions can't be far away!!! ;-))))

todd...thanks bro, got it all straightened out...tho i'll be icqing about that tour soon, now that i'm out from under some shit :-)
MikeS not the biggest...just the BEST!!

WF! Does your mr800king addy still work?
It is the only one i can find on this computer..
MrCash not the biggest...just the BEST!!

It has long been known that the last 2 weeks of July and the first two weeks of August are the busiest holiday traveling throughout the world. So no need to jump off any roofs.....the good times are only THREE weeks away!

Webfather Hosting ARS calls HOME

I told him you are a good guy and how much pleasure I had dealing with you,
hopefully the meeting of the minds gonna take place once again.

Friend of mine who was on the net since 1995 is looking for traffic.
Those who know Richard-
drop him an e if you have something to offer, and those who don't know him-
you can drop me e-mail and I'll hook you direct.

Those who do not have my e-mail-
I doubt that he wants your traffic
;-))
he is a very good friend,
no b/s traffic offerings, please.
Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

Tukhman,
September shapes to be THE event to talk about!

I just wonder....should we invite Evans? Seems like his entire C & D crew will be there on hand!

I suggest EVERYBODY bring urine* sample to the party,
so we could answer once and for all eternity,

who partakes and who does not!


* - no fakes, please!
I take piss samples VERY serious!

Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

I believe i attached a little sorry note to the following email about not getting back as i was away...=(

DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!
=)
MrCash not the biggest...just the best!!

Mr.Cash,
slow???

OK, I'll make you not notice it.

Webfather wants to do business with you, but he is pissed off that yoy haven't answered his e-mail from few weeks ago.

Go make yourself a nice deal and stop browsing the boards!

Next bored surfer, please!

the board is slow because all Jews, lawyers and Evans celebrate shabath!

Serge lwi

Serge-
It was our pleasure...

Can't wait till September =)
Tukhman lwi

Everyone must have had a rough one last night...board is slow today!
MrCash not the BIGGEST...just the BEST!

Mutt,
russian caviar is the only one I ever tryed,
cuz iranians charge too much,
so, I don't know which one is best.

As for hockey players....
EVERYTHING was russian was better when I was living there!
;-))

one thing I am almost sure...
Russian Pussy is NOT the worst!
;-))

kinda makes me proud of my old homeland!
;-)))
Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

i was out serge. I made that post at 3 am or something. Looks not so nice today.
mutt Hosting ARS calls HOME

doh.....another myth shattered.

what about caviar? is Russian caviar best?
what about ice cream? somebody told me Russian ice cream was really good.

used to have the best ice hockey players. not any more.
mutt Hosting ARS calls HOME

Nick, $tan,
thank you guys for a wonderful evening,
Julie is a sweet heart,
Stan, you are a lucky guy!

aaaahhhhh, where are my 35....?
;-))
Serge Hosting ARS calls HOME

Serge takes the night off, Mike goes away and the board slooooooooooooows to a trickle
*********************

Mutt,
look out of the window.

It's summer,
weather is good, birds are singing,
waves of the ocean whisper gently in your ear....
what's the heck are you doing inside????

go out, have a breath of fresh air,
and enjoy great out doors
;-)))


Serge Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it!

My wife (Natalia, Rooskia) says that American Vodka is wussie!! She misses the homemade stuff "ot" the Motherland.
******************

Mattyd,
she misses the paint remover they call "vodka".

The best vodka in the world is NOT Russian.

The russian community in B'klyn prefers Absolut.
Serge Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it!

Danielle,
this one?

http://cotac.com/~knight/FUNn/SergeC.jpg

do you know that you almost poke my eye out that night?

and now people think that I wear shades because the future is so bright!
;-))
Serge Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it!

Just figured out what Oprano means.:)

OH!!!!!!
PORN
RULES
AND
NOTHING
OLD (Like Serge) :)))

Now if I could add Uvons (sp) in there I would have it:)

Hugs,
Danielle

PS Still looking for that pic I did many years ago Serge:)) Had to do with you.... Remember it?

Danielle Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it!

Mitch,
that's what guys on CNN thought too!
;-))
Serge would you click here to find out which sponsor goes belly up next?

Lee, Serge, Mattyd...

Now I'm really confused :-)

I thought it meant "prano" with an "o" in front.

As usual!



mitch Netbilling

The evenin check in, it's Friday and it feel's like monday.
Yup...




ALIEN Pornstars. 1200 Faces. Hot Girls. Award winning Movies. Get some of it!

I'll take a raincheck!
;)

My wife (Natalia, Rooskia) says that American Vodka is wussie!! She misses the homemade stuff "ot" the Motherland. (I had 2 shots of the paint-thinner they called 'Vodka' when I was there and I don't remember a damn thing!!)

They raise 'em right over there!!
:: Za vasha zdrovia! e Spakoina Nocha ::
~Mattyd Online Alive

Just got in from a night of 'nonsense'....... getting way too old for 'nonsense'. Thought I would have an hour of good reading material here :(
Serge takes the night off, Mike goes away and the board slooooooooooooows to a trickle

Brad in a thong? Bad imagery. What about Katie?


mutt would you click here to find out which sponsor goes belly up next?

QueerK still sucks!

http://www.marbella.com/hosted/ohmarbella/

http://www.dreamers-disco.com/

http://www.oliviavalere.com/


2nd2none would you click here to find out which sponsor goes belly up next?

Mattyd,
if I wasn't fershtukken,
I'd piss with you, but I can't,
I found too much shit about some website owners and I don't want it slip off my tongue while I am under influence...

2 bottles of vodka get lots of information!
;-))

maniana, man!
Serge would you click here to find out which sponsor goes belly up next?

Post # 4806
**************


MikeS,
please C and D immediatelly!

in your post #4806 you just called KK "jiggah"!

we all saw it!

shame on you, Todd!

you democrats are all alike!

I'm filing on Wednsday from Paris!
Serge Online Alive

what's an Oprano?
********************
Like a Soprano, but with out the "s"
Like and Opera, but with more whining and the occasional burning at the steak.

(I hope that doesn't get me burned at the steak!! ;o )
~Mattyd Online Alive

I will get it scanned when I get back to the USA!!
********************

MikeAI,
I think I saw it on Ebay....
Serge New Viagra Store coming soon!!

About bending my arm.... Hmmmmm:) wich time?:)
*******************

the same time when I spread my legs....
;-)))
Serge New Viagra Store coming soon!!

Mitch asketh:
:what's an Oprano?
********************

Oprano is the webmaster message board which filed the reverse class action law suit against all known
drug using sponsors,
who discriminate us because we do not use illicit drugs and only use drugs to reduce our prostate glands and reduce our penises.

I though that was Obvious...
Serge New Viagra Store coming soon!!

MikeS,

if you need help with the domain issue, I have your answer:)

email or icq me if you want:

icq: 52344098

thanks

sextoyking New Viagra Store coming soon!!

Serge said.....
pleasure to see your face.
How far back do we go?
1997?

please tell everybody how I bended your arm!
;'-)))
..............................

Yep It was 1997... Hard to believe it has actually been that long.

About bending my arm.... Hmmmmm:) wich time?:)

Hugs,
Danielle

Danielle Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it!

thanks Peaches :-)
MikeS I fell on it so its sorta broken . . .

Writing some new copy i hope this
isnt to harsh for members area.

"Welcome to the site that doesnt even like you.

We think porno internet surfers are sick fucks.

We only want your god damn money.

I hope you die spanking off to this fucking pornography!"

Mental note: This probably isnt a good idea.

PimpSticky I fell on it so its sorta broken . . .

question for anyone, especially wf who i'm sure deals with this ten times a day, i'm moving a domain from netsol to another registrar. but in the meantime, i got email from netsol saying that there's been a transfer requested initiated by a THIRD registrar. the question is, the email says "send return email saying yes or no to this transfer, and if you don't respond it will be denied" - am I safer just ignoring the request, or answering "no?" somehow, i don't trust netsol to read "no" as "no" ;-))

Hi Mike :) Make sure the domain registrar you're using isn't using that "THIRD registrar" as a middleman ;) If you're sure they aren't, I'd just ignore it :)
Peaches SexPass - #1 AVS Webmaster started his own, doing things right!

If anyone cares, Jenna Jameson's
================================

I am NOT anyone
I am a NOTHING-
...
...
But........
...
...
NOTHING is SOMETHING
Unless....

Its NO THING at all :-)

==================================
Note to self: Stop eating "WISE" potato chips!
Lee Noga SexPass - #1 AVS Webmaster started his own, doing things right!

St. Nick and ArchAngelAnthony-

Please refrain from
posting, I am starting
to like you :(

:((
Lee Noga FuckedMaster - If you want debate, lets pontificate

If anyone cares, Jenna Jameson's boytoy Jay is on Howard Stern's E show. He looks like he should be in N Sync. Can't believe this is the guy who wanted to fight Brad.
VIP Jim who really should've been the shell answerwoman

Kimster sayeth:
::-- any emails referring to Weird Hands should be deleted immediately

words to live by, my friend

Mitch asketh:
:what's an Oprano?

An albino Oprah. There was only one, and Serge bagged it hunting in the wilds of Near Northside Chicago. He named the board in her honor.



Melody who really should've been the shell answerwoman