I wouldn't exactly say that I don't have anything to show for it.
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my bad, you are right
;-))
Serge

$100 Serge?

I make $150 for turning on my video camera pushing the record button, doing perverted things to myself and calling out their name for 30 minutes , putting it onto a vhs tape and shipping it off. I don't even need a cameraman.

One guy paid me $100 just to sneeze for 20 minutes.

The internet is a wonderful thing, men pay me to not have sex with them. It's great.

Sabby:)

Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

Meni, you don't strike me like the type who does it
*******
Whores or gives to charity?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge
I wouldn't exactly say that I don't have anything to show for it.

Lord Baltimore
:-)

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I'm kinda new here
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oh really????
;-)
Serge

Serge, I gave all my whoring money to charity
Meni
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Meni, you don't strike me like the type who does it
;-)))
Serge

that was so cool. some of the camera shots into the lights with the snow were amazing.

Tom Brady wasn't even a full time starting QB in college. Quite a story.

That said, the Pats will get beaten by either Pittsburgh or Baltimore, who will then be destroyed by St Louis in the Super Bowl.


mutt

Your figures are off. $100 only gets you a skanky hooker, are you calling me skanky?
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c'mon,
1) I don't even call Snikks "skanky",
just not the word from my vocabulary.

2) I said AVERAGE. Take $50 from the begining of the career, add $150 at the end, (fucking inflation, pun intended ;-)
and you'll get $100 AVERAGE.


Anyway divide that by about 15 years
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1,000,000 / 15 =$66,000 tax free a year (more than some Vivid girls)
is equvalent of $100,000 a year taxable, still not bad, even by today's standards



and throw in a bad coke and other things habit.
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...and this si what I like about taxes,
they don't leave you enough to get hooked on vices
;-)))

I still say that you'd be better off with Uncle Sam than be on your own!
;_))

Serge

Cleo, I'm kinda new here but you're a lot of fun to read. Have a nice night. :-))


Lord Baltimore Official TGP2 of the New England Patriots

Serge, I gave all my whoring money to charity
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Adam hits it!!!!!!
Pats WIN
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hell, I should get paid
Meni
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Meni,
if you fucked 10,000 @ $100 a pop (tax free),
how much would you have by now?
Serge

Serge
Your figures are off. $100 only gets you a skanky hooker, are you calling me skanky? Anyway divide that by about 15 years and throw in a bad coke and other things habit.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I fucked about 10,000 jerks just like you.

* * *

Cleo, you hooked and you smoke pot. Will you marry me? :-))

Lord Baltimore No pics of Cleo inside

Yea and I fucked about 10,000 jerks just like you.

When I was an escort I did not have a pimp and since it was all cash I did not pay taxes. Now that I am a respectable lady of society I find myself with a pimp called Uncle Sam.

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I think you are better now with Uncle Sam paying taxes than fucking
10,000 tax free.

10,000 men times $100 (average) =
$1,000,000 tax free.

WHERE DID THE MONEY GO?


;-)))
Serge

Serge is a married man now, he has no reason to go to bed.

Cleo
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Cleo,
I didn't know my personal life excites you so much!

Let's do math about yours, gimme few secs
;-)
Serge

Hon, I've never paid for sex
Typical meni date
come over watch ppv on my hot box, drink
never mind ever paying for the act
hell, I should get paid
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Whats the story with pharmacycash.com? They closed?
mutt
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Mutt,
I doubt that very much,
they put ad on Oprano on 16th. and if they closed,
I'd hear from either Dan whom I know for 3 years or Andrew who lives 10 blocks from me.

Maybe they get more traffic than they anticipated
;-)))
Serge

Cleo, you hooked?
********
Yea and I fucked about 10,000 jerks just like you.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

i love football in the snow.

that is one thing i hate about NO. never any snow. I grew up on snow.

ive played many games in weather just like that. now that was fun

what a game!
grimm

"Watching this football game in a blizzard makes me wonder why hardly any of the players are wearing longsleeved undershirts."

For the same reason I wear short sleeves all the time
You gottta show the GUNS
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Go to bed
you old fuck
**********************
Serge is a married man now, he has no reason to go to bed.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Cleo, you hooked?
got any pics?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt, thanks, I shut the TV after the fumble
your post let me know about the review!!!
Oprano does serve a purpose

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

When I was an escort I did not have a pimp and since it was all cash I did not pay taxes. Now that I am a respectable lady of society I find myself with a pimp called Uncle Sam.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

man i wish i was there. it's so surreal. Can't wait to see the NFL Films version of this.


Serge,

Whats the story with pharmacycash.com? They closed?
mutt

Watching this football game in a blizzard makes me wonder why hardly any of the players are wearing longsleeved undershirts. What are these guys, nuts?

I've also read that Drew Bledsoe has sustained injuries that may prevent him from playing the game again. Still, he'll be drawing about $10 million a year in salary for God knows how long.

Lord Baltimore Drew Bledsoe visits this XXX site

Go to bed
you old fuck
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Meni,
why do you want me in bed, you PERVERT!???
Serge

Serge, the gov doesn't take 50% and give you a place to stay, clothes, food
MORON
Go to bed
you old fuck
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

HOLY FUCK
Adam hits it
13-13
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Pimpin' is taking 100% of a girls income, and setting her up with a place to stay, food, clothes.
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ahhhh...I love numbers and the role they play!

change 100% for 50% and the same thing gets new definition and called...
TAXATION!
;-)))
Serge

Can I also make an annoucement
Posing with paid models is not PIMPIN'

Pimpin' is taking 100% of a girls income, and setting her up with a place to stay, food, clothes.

There are no white pimps

I see the pathetic webmaster pics from shows, "WE be pimpin" yeah
great you posed with paid models who attended a party
PIMPIN'
NOT

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge is cool ?????????????????

click below, Oprano just broke the bank!
;-)))

http://www.pharmacycash.com/

Serge

the play was reviewed and it went the Pats way. The march through the snow continues!!!


mut

and they said Oprano advertising doesn't work...

http://www.pharmacycash.com/

eat your hearts out, mental midgets!
;-)))
Serge

That's good to hear. I can understand goats, but Meni?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Meni, an idol which the captive Israelites worshipped after the example of the Babylonians

football in a blizzard is so fucking cool.
mutt

Cleo, I am not undersized
Can you deep throat me?
I doubt it


Facials are misogynistic

Serge is cool

Pats suck, Brady fumbles the ball




Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Are you speaking from personal experience?

Cleo
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Cleo,
I don't have personal experience, I never fucked with Meni
Serge

why do u think guys like facials so much
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Personally I find them disgusting. I can barely look at them when I'm doing reviews.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Better then Viagra

mysoginistic i meant
mutt

Meni always been a lazy fuck!
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Serge
Are you speaking from personal experience?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Better then Viagra

why do u think guys like facials so much? is it a mysogintic thing or not?

discuss amongst yourselves.
mutt

no, seriously, i spent the morning going through her trash.

:)
grimm

I love heather!:)
grimm

he needs woman who bring their own penises,
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Meni always been a lazy fuck!
;-)))
Serge

oh another thing. i spent the afternoon with my basketball friends i have met online. Damn i am old :( .

BUT that's not my point. They know i work in porn and we talked about porn on the web. They don't believe that anybody would be stupid enough to pay for porn, they all download gigs and gigs of stuff from Morpheus and Kaaza etc. This is terrible and will only get worse. Is the adult industry going to fight at all? It's up to the people who own the content, there's nothing much the rest of us who are really just 'marketers' can do. Maybe there should be an industry anti P2P fund, .50 cents per membership goes to fight Morpheus et al.

also, there's a girl who every once in awhile drops by the boards named Heather, she has a site called ideepthroat.com. Man she is an internationally celebrity. All these guys have all her movies from Morpheus, they are like baseball card collectors with Heather's clips.


mutt

Meni has penis?
************
That would explain why he wants to visit Hollywood Florida, he needs woman who bring their own penises,
http://www.foxyangel.com/

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Bite me

Meni there is a direct correlation between people who brag about getting laid all the time and abnormally undersized penises.
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Meni has penis?
Serge

WPI is looking to me like the enron if the porn biz.
Wint
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Ala Hadhazy,
if this is true, and you break my childhood memories of the one who REALLY invented the adult internet-
I'll be inconsolable for a whole week!
Serge

But can he keep it hard?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Bite me

uh oh.....u shouldn't have posted that cleo....he has a picture of his penis and now he will post it again. It looked normal size if i remember correctly but it could have been shot with a fish eye lens :)
mutt

Michelle and Mark just left,
and I made a promise not to post anything 'till tomorrow.
You won't hear one word about Mark giving Zhora rectal exam from me!
;_))
Serge

Kewl, I broke Meni's post
Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Ha, Ha, Ha,

Meni there is a direct correlation between people who brag about getting laid all the time and abnormally undersized penises.


Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Touche, you are correct
dork city usa there too
fans with tons of pics to get signed
"hey remember me? CES 2000, here is a pic of us"
I can't conceive being a fan for anything.
I will not pose for a pic with someone unless they want a copy for themselves.
so I won't be in line to get a pic with a celeb, an athelete or a pornstar. Unless they ask me for a pic wit their camera
and that does happen at AVN Expo
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Called clickcash, their reps flat out lied to me:
Call went something like this:
> I advertise clickcash and I am being told by Bank Atlantic that the funds are not good.
< Let me check with my supervisor
< I am told it was a bank error, and it will be resolved soon.
> Can I speak with your supervisor?
< He is unavailable
> Well you just spoke to him?
< He is at lunch.
> I am a large advertisor of Ifriends, and if I dont speak to a supervisor, I will stop sending all traffic.
< Please hold
[supervisor comes on]
> I have no knowledge of anything going on with clickcash, you will have to email support@clickcash.com
< I have emailed them several times in the last 3 months with no replies, I need to speak to someone about this.

conversation went on and accomplished nothing.
WPI is looking to me like the enron if the porn biz.
Wint

ANYWAY - back to talking about adult industry issues you entertainment junkies...
Blind clicks? 20,000+ a day? Small potatoes I know, but... anyone? A chance to make some change from the circle-jerk stuff you have floating around.
Old Spice

404 grimmster
Fold Steelers

meni the SNL Star Trek convention skit is classic.
But uh......you think that pornstar fan convention is much different?


mutt

thats better
grimm

http://www.mhsno.com/bin_mich.jpg
grimm

there are a few posts about bounced checks for clickcash on other boards.

I would think accounting error, since they have been paying on time since the beginning of time.

anyway, dont spread a rumor till you talk to the company
grimm

www.mhsno.com/bin_mich.jpg
grimm

Cleo, there is a direct correlation between people who watch sci fi, and not getting laid.
Ever been to a star trek convention?
SNL with William Shatner, great skit about trekkies
Cleo, honey, I'll be in town end of the month if you wanna fool around
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

It is true. Call their bank at 800-741-1700
Dial 1-5-2 (english-merchant-merchant)
check either one of their account numbers. 0055316762 or 0055316770.
amount 1# means $0.01, it says "Funds are not good". When you dont have one penny in your account, i call that financial trouble.
Wint

oh

probably just some whiner who's check for $8.52 is late.


mutt

Mutt.. it was posted on another board, that an affiliate had a check bounce from them... dunno if that means much tho....


fatbaby

Blind clicks etc: What is the best price for, say, 20,000 unique blinds a day? Just crap traffic. Any old unproductive stuff you have going.
Any answers without at least a decimal point preceded by a zero WILL be ignored......
Old Spice

what boards are these rumors about WPI's financial problems on?


mutt

Jim, I agree, Steelers will win but they will make it close just to keep the Ravens fans watching. ;)))


Ulfie

Ulfie...;-)))

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac is now visiting this XXX site

Meni
You don't watch much Sci-FI do you?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Pregnant Pornlords

I'm thinking the Steelers are going to FALL APART!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Not going to happen!

Steelers 21-17


Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Janey... its a bit fuzzy:)
grimm

Anyone know how to get in touch with Al Hadhazy? It seems WPI is having some financial problems if you check some of the other boards...
Wint

LB, this is for you. ;)))


A first grade teacher in Baltimore explains to her class that she is a Ravens fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Ravens fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand, except a little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Ravens fan," she replied.
The teacher, shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Ravens fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a Steelers fan?"
"Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is a Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no
reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your
dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "We'd be Ravens fans."


Ulfie

Cleo, the one what?
I live for the millions
and die for none
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

We live for the one, we die for the one.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Any predictions for tomorrow's game between the Ravens and Steelers? I'm thinking the Steelers are going to FALL APART. They saw how Baltimore dominated the Miami Dolphins and they are VERY SCARED. :0)

Baltimore, 14-13.

Lord Baltimore Elvis Grbac visits this XXX site

oops, a bit overdue, I'm sorry
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mr Cash we are awaiting banners and ads from bannermaster
the are a big overdue

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Chris, I think the cross billing / cancel resell stuff is interesting for programs in one way: These sales are probably much cheaper than webmaster program sales.

I would suspect that IBill is working for less than 50% or $35 a signup... simple math says this is a good thing for programs and processors... converting lost or ending sales into new sales and new billings on previously verified credit cards.

However, I am not so sure at what point salesmanship becomes browbeating and exceeds what the FTC would consider acceptible.

One of those things, no?

Alex
RawAlex LINK2X - Submit sites, get some traffic

Oplus News Update
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Venetian Hotel Not Impressed With Snoop Dogg's 2 AVN Awards

http://www.opranoplus.com

Skirts-Fetish.com Webmaster Gets 26 Jail Sentence

High Class Striptease Clubs Return To Paris

The Force Not With George Lucas, Loses Legal Battle To Porners

Porn Surfing Execs Getting Caught In Australia

Should The Boca High School Porn Producers Be Charged With Child Porn?

i guess being in the high school production of Bye Bye Birdie would make you a loser these days huh?

http://www.opranoplus.com




mutt

I remember Grimm in Florida but he was not near the pool !


O Yeah

Janey, dont you remember? you put the game in gameworks
grimm
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Hey grimm! Thank you, I think, hope that's a compliment..;) I've also noticed you have some games of your own..let's see, one hi rise party, Florida, by the pool...hmmm.I remember, do you? ;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

Anyone notice all the crossbilling going on with the billing companies?

I would imagine this is going to make new members worth a lot of money but I would imagine a lot of chargebacks?

I have seen the epoch one and the Ibill one and Ibill's seems to be more agressive than epochs?

I wonder what this does to memberships?
chris/pornoman

I'm off to have a bite to eat on Los Olas and play with the men or whatever comes along, even better.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I'm off for a good dinner AND football. Best of both worlds. ;)


Ulfie

LOL. Enjoy your dinner then Serge!!

:>))


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Just signed up for Brianabanks.com webmaster proggy to test it out...

You would think with all the $$$ these folks supposedly make...they would have a decent webmaster area... Meni?

Where is all the promo stuff?
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Should be some good football this weekend!


TheEnforcer
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I'd rather had a good dinner
;-))
Serge

I was wondering why they are there
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they are there because ..because....because....because...
Serge

Good afternoon Oprano. Should be some good football this weekend!


TheEnforcer Making Bank

Banners??? There are banners on this page? You mean those boxes that I have to scroll past? I was wondering why they are there :p

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Serge and his goat

Proof of how immune I am to banners, until someone mentions them, I never look up to the top of the board to see them.

:-)

Alex
RawAlex
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Raw Alex,
webmasters coming to front page from the stats area of some of our sponsors are less ummune than you are
;-))
Serge stas are like bikini...;-)))

I had someone sign up under me from my webmaster page, lol

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) feed me

Jesus Maria,
is there SINGLE happy webmaster out there selling descramblers????

I think Alex is right also...


Serge ever tried selling descramblers? please share how it goes!

Sadly I think Alex is right.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) It is a beautiful day here and I'm still high from the gym, thinking of something to do...

Actually, I think the problem with the "descrambler" market is that it is a mature market - people have been selling plans and such for 20 years, and 99% of them are scams, basically a box you could have bought at radio shack. Most of them don't "descramble", they just allow you access to cable channels higher than channel 13, where the frequencies for cable are different from broadcast TV. Most newer TVs have this built in, no issue there.

Real descrambling, the decoding of encoded signals is piracy. I highly doubt that a company would want to have a high profile if they are selling them. Yes, they exist, yes, you can get them in most cities... but it is all black market and "friends"... few stores last selling them for very long.

Anyway, I have slipped from my original point. This market has been around for 20 years (back of popular machanics, popular electroncs, etc), and most of the low hanging fruit in the market place have been picked. Further more, unless they are 100% happy, they may have poisoned everyone else.

Plus, fact is, I have been spammed almost DAILY with people selling descrambler plans. I think most net users are alergic to this type of product now... they have been hit over the head too hard.

Alex
RawAlex LINK2X - Submit sites, get some traffic