Serge
Want to buy a descrambler?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

guys,
if you sell descramblers sucessfully, can you share the secret what kind of traffic you have?
Serge ever tried selling descramblers? please share how it goes!

I'm running their adult banners with an adult sales pitch, but it is sending the traffic to a G rated site.
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Allen,
take notes...this are webmasters from the trenches talking.
Serge ever tried selling descramblers? please share how it goes!

Maybe it just needs better promotion on Allen's part.
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Maybe an adult tour for us adult webmaster sending adult traffic there. I'm running their adult banners with an adult sales pitch, but it is sending the traffic to a G rated site. Kind of like using Amime toons to sell Disney tickets.


Cleo (to know me is to love me...) I'm very wet...

OK, so far we have 2 webmasters selling descramblers and selling none of them...

Maybe it just needs better promotion on Allen's part.

I think descramblers would have been an easy sell if Allen made flash page, like he did for Ron.

If Agent 69 and Ron could sell 5000 tix to PB,
I think the good flash could have sold 50,000-60,000 descramblers a months
;-)))

"...let me tell you 69 how I met those Descramblers:

- are you some sort of movei star?

-No, I just work with Descramblers

-Oh, I am a Descrambler guru....
...................
...................
...................

-Do you wanna pet zee skrramblar"?

"

;-)))))
Serge ever tried selling descramblers? please share how it goes!

Cleo, makes for easy account, though...

Alex
RawAlex LINK2X - Submit sites, get some traffic

did you sell any discramblers?
I'm trying to locate anybody who sold them
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I sorry to say that I'm selling the same amount of discramblers as I am selling phone sex. My totals so for are$0.00, a nice round number isn't it?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) I'm very wet...

Howdie Guys,

just wondering what you are all
upto over the weekend ?
I know what i'll be doing :(
moderating anyhow have a good one
and have a beer for me !
Kevin it can not be true ! don't do it !!!

Meni, thats dick burn !!


Mark

Actually Serge, I've sold more descramblers to people locally using less honorable methods to acquire them.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I understand your feelings....
--------------------------

I'll keep that in mind when the alligators
bit my dick off !!

;-)
Mark

I thought heat stroke was a wicked fast handjob
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
I have no personal experience with selling anything nowadays,
but you can ask Webfather's board memebers what they experience more and more in adult and non-adult world...

in one word:
S C A R R Y
Serge ever tryed selling discramblers? please share how it goes!

what a pussy !!
**********************

Mark, you are in my will and therefore have interest in me getting heat stroke!
;-)))

I understand your feelings....
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I didn't read Webfather's board.
I don't have time for reading all hte boards, I'm too busy on aol im hitting on chicks.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

me?
in August?
in South Florida??????

you gotta be out of your mind!!!
------------------------------------

what a pussy !!

;-))

Mark

Serge, take a guess
**************************

I think the whole subject was covered rather well on Webfather's board and I totally agree with all the findings
Serge

I heard a rumor the surprise celeb guest for PHB2 is me.
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damn!
women can't keep secrets!
;_))
Serge

Serge, take a guess
20 hits a day from the last exit page
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, did you sell any discramblers?

I'm trying to locate anybody who sold them...
Serge

I heard a rumor the surprise celeb guest for PHB2 is me.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

actually I signed up clubjenna for descramblerman from the oprano banner.
so advertising really does work
Meni
*********************

Meni, did you get any sales from it?
Serge

OK MikeW, just don't tell Serge which park me and Donny will be at.
Meni
******************

MikeW,
this is double request!..
unless Zhora insists going there just to hump Meni!
;-)
Serge

What banners?
actually I signed up clubjenna for descramblerman from the oprano banner.
so advertising really does work
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I also predict, Serge will be there, but you won't see him.
********************************

me?
in August?
in South Florida??????

you gotta be out of your mind!!!!!

maybe I just take a flight for Player Hater Ball 2
THIS I won't miss regardless of the weather...unless the whole thing hurricained out
;-))


Serge

Internext, FL, I predict?
the slowest Internext/IA2000 ever
and I predict
it will rain one of the days, for at least 5 minutes.
I also predict, at the show, someone will take pics with a digital camera.
I also predict, girls with Australian accents will be drunk.
I also predict, Serge will be there, but you won't see him.
I also predict, Pats beat the Raiders tonight.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Proof of how immune I am to banners, until someone mentions them, I never look up to the top of the board to see them.

:-)

Alex
RawAlex LINK2X - Submit sites, get some traffic

OK MikeW, just don't tell Serge which park me and Donny will be at.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni ... count me in for Rachels, but I'll leave windy walks in the the park to you and Donny .. hahaha
MikeW

Mike W, cool, donny said its awesome, and the little South African chick works there too.
I told idiot boy to call her so we could go out one night with her and his wife.
Mike, Donny also found a new park to cruise for blowjobs from unhappy married men.
You in?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni ... count me in.
MikeW

CJ what's manpussy?
Dick? cock? little meni?


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

uh oh, look at who had a second to post
MIKE W
Mike, rachels buffet, we are hitting it, you in?
probably friday feb 1
also, we gotta go out 1 night that weekend to.
D
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

CJ, no one gets in my secure building unless I hit 0 on my phone.
And I don't say, "come over" if I have someone over. It's not really hard to comprehend.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"Great, now I have this vision of Serge pregnant in bed with morning sickness trying to get ready for court.

With Meni the father... "
--------------------------------


http://www.wyldesites.com/sickfuck.wav

;-))))))))))

MikeW

cj,

Here's what my lawyer would tell me - "If you get in a tank with sharks, expect to get bit. Now give me 300$." ;)

I'll send my posse to assist.

Bye bye ... my darling other half is calling me.

Love

Jesse

Then I can use this as a business write off RIGHT?
Mr. Cash
*************************

absolutelly!
it won't be your lawyer or your acountant sharing the cell with you...
most likely it's gonna be some meny lookalike
;-))
Serge

jesse, will you be my lawyer?!
mr cash is sexually harassing us all, serge is taking advantage of the fact that my lawyer ran off to get wet, and meni is sharing his manpussy with us again ...
can you help?
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

Good Morning All!

Just popping in to say Hello. Supposed to be an nice 85 degrees here in Florida today. Going to get
some tennis in.

Looking forward to some football this weekend.

Have a great day.


Jesse

ticket sale proceeds go directly to me and will not harm my client's tax liability!
I always keep my client's interests above my own
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Then I can use this as a business write off RIGHT?
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

lega brief note:

ticket sale proceeds go directly to me and will not harm my client's tax liability!
I always keep my client's interests above my own
Serge

NO..I just wanted to WATCH! =)

Mr. Cash
*********************

now we are talking!!!!

you can use Pen Pal to purchase tickets!
Serge

you object to what????

what is your capacity in the matter at hand?

poor cj can't take TWO men and you wanna jump on her too????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NO..I just wanted to WATCH! =)

Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

so meni, i'm wondering what happens when so many women know your address ... do you ever have late nights where several girls come over at once and some who don't like each other (you know, they've different pimps who once had a fight in a bar and slept with cindy's cousin then dumped her for a porn star etc)

and how do you handle that?
do you have a rating for which ones get to go first or ones who get to stay over and stuff?
please tell me so i can be worthy of 309!!!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

serge, go jump on meni now ...
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cj,
according to the paragraph 342 of Florida Penal Code
"jumping" on your client might be cause for disbarment.

also,
"apt 309" statement was dove under stress and therfore should be stricken from the permamnet record!
;-))
Serge

and plenty of girls know that.

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Meni, shhhh....
you give information which can be used against you,
now lots of GUYS know that too!
;-)))
Serge

meni, did her plug come out and she flew out the window?

serge, go jump on meni now ... he said he prefers it without me and mr cash ...
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

CJ why hit the streets,
I live in apt 309
and plenty of girls know that.
One left this morning.
thats why I was up early

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mr.Cash,
you object to what????

what is your capacity in the matter at hand?

poor cj can't take TWO men and you wanna jump on her too????
;-)))

if you jump on cj,
I'll jump on Meni!
;-)))
Serge

cj,
you are on your own, babes, your lawyer just recused herself!
;-)))

2 men at once is not that lethal, you know
;-)))
Serge

I OBJECT!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

recess
my lawyer has to get wet
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

With visions of pregnant pornlords dancing through my head I'm going to go to the gym and get wet...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

cleo, help!
i've never been able to take 2 men at once ...
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

serge, if you are going to be meni's lawyer,
************************

OK, I can do that....

and this is our opening statement:
"CJ I was put on this planet to satisfy women.
Actually, to satisfy myself, using women."

try to beat that!
;-)))
Serge

Great, now I have this vision of Serge pregnant in bed with morning sickness trying to get ready for court.
*************************

oh, puuuuhhhleezeeee!

it ain't that bad!

I need LadyLaw on my side now to disspell the supposition that morning sickness is bad for court performance!
;-)))
Serge

off ya go then meni!! the streets of america await you!!

:-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

guilty ...
let oprano court begin!!
serge, if you are going to be meni's lawyer, i want cleo as mine :-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

CJ I was put on this planet to satisfy women.
Actually, to satisfy myself, using women.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

meni, as opposed to your useless existance?!

:-))
cj
******************

cj, c'mon, Meni is Officially
Veteran Webmaster, because Jenna said so on her page and I believe everythign she says!
;_))
Serge

Thanks very freakin much Cleo. I'm about to go to bed, and you leave me with THAT visual! ;))


Lisa Peefer Porn, Emfer Mega, Beefer Bucks

cj,
you have good perceptions
;_))

you couldn't possibly know that I have 2 lawyers blood in my genes
;-))

my grandfather was a lawyer in Russia and got aquital in Soviet court for 7 soldiers who were charged with rape,
VERY RARE in the Soviet Court system in those days

His nephew was a lawyer in Israel and was among first who liberated Wailing Wall in Jerusalem in 1967
;-))

you'll be in the good hands having my reincarnation on your side
;-)))
Serge

Great, now I have this vision of Serge pregnant in bed with morning sickness trying to get ready for court.

With Meni the father...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

continue your useless posting
--

meni, as opposed to your useless existance?!

:-))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

LOL
ok, then i DEFINATELY want you on my side!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

continue your useless posting
Meni
******************

Meni, want it in your tag?
;-))
Serge

ok I'm awake again
*********
Thank fuck I am about to go to sleep
Kitty (Free Content every week) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

ok I'm awake again
continue your useless posting
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

ok, cj, you convinced me and I amend my wish to read:

In my next life I wanna be a FEMALE lawyer!
;-))
Serge

neither can any woman!!

LOL
there is a reason why a woman can refuse jury duty with no excuse :-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

cj,
I think the 4th week is THE BEST!

no man alive can deal with that!
;-))
Serge

hmmm i like the idea of a female lawyer, but only 3 weeks out of 4 :-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

cj,
why do you think I am mentally ready putting my daughter thru Law School?

She kicks her daddy's ass without taking chewing gum out of the mouth
;-))

you want HER on your side!
;-)))
Serge

in my next life I wanna be a lawyer!
----
HAHAHHAAA!!
i want you on MY side!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

...and we thought our boards are high on court dramas...

seems like investment boards are where the real shit is taking place
http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/subject.gsp?subjectid=52306

everybody suing each other!

in my next life I wanna be a lawyer!
;_))
Serge

It looks very nice and all the Flash has worked fine since coding the html properly.
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Cleo,
thanks for bringing it up to Oprano's Attention.
Serge

So while the Surfers may be ready for Flash it looks like webmasters have fucked themselves out of being able to use it because shady practices of the past.
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well,
NOTHING destructs like SELF destruction

Serge

I think it's just a matter of time untill everybody use nothing but flash buttons/banners

Cleo,
how does it look on Netscape/Mac?
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Serge ÊÊ
It looks very nice and all the Flash has worked fine since coding the html properly.

I used Flash in some galleries that I did recently and was very surprised that many places will not accept sites using Flash.

It turns out that they are paranoid about accepting pages that have anything embedded because of the crap with webmaster hijacking home pages and adding bookmarks or worse.

With Flash you don't use normal HTML linking tags, but all the link info is embedded in the Flash file itself and someone malicious could embed malicious code.

So while the Surfers may be ready for Flash it looks like webmasters have fucked themselves out of being able to use it because shady practices of the past.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Hey! nothing wrong with that !
so are most webmasters I know!!
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Kitty, seems like we make rounds in the same circles
;-)))
Serge to all ANONS - Court ruling is in your favor

shit,
chat board ANONS are now protected by the Federal Courts...
Serge to all ANONS - Court ruling is in your favor

Kitty, I am a goat fucker,
********
Hey! nothing wrong with that !
so are most webmasters I know!!

- are you all freemasons or something?
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

or showing off the gold amex :-)))


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

cj,
looks like he is calling Bellevue
;-))
Serge

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/112.jpg

what is brad doing on the right??!!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a POP!!

LMAO - how much for a coin?
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well,
around $1000 give or take few,
depending on the size
;-)))



wil you sell me a nice gold one dollar coin for $2 ???!! ;)
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Kitty, I am a goat fucker, but not a mental patient!
;-)))

Serge

Have: 3 coins and a fountain

Do: fountain cleaning and beutification

Sell: 2 coins to throw in the fountain
Serge
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LMAO - how much for a coin?
wil you sell me a nice gold one dollar coin for $2 ???!! ;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

you and meni have quite the relationship going :)

i figured that might have been the case Vick that the aol address i have for u isn't the one u use the most.
mutt

what's meni talking about?
*****************************

I can give you answer in:

1) 1 word

2) 3 words

3) 3 pages

4) 3 volumes

make your pick
;-)

Serge

Mutt, Sorry I hardly ever check that email address, just got your message


Vick I musta got lost somewhere down the line

what's meni talking about? nobody presumed Jenna was making 39,000 working for Vivid. Tho i'd love to see that distribution contract she has with them.

That is another racket. The XXX video distribution game.
mutt

Whatever you have/do/sell
********************************

Have: 3 coins and a fountain

Do: fountain cleaning and beutification

Sell: 2 coins to throw in the fountain
Serge

Vick

i emailed you a couple days ago to confirm. I didn't wanna pressure you to sponsor by putting your name down without first having confirmation from you that Cloud9Cash would be a sponsor.

so then http://www.cloud9cash.com is IN! :)
mutt

Hey everyomne I am off to bed but first I need you all to SPAM ME!!

Yes that's right
I actually WANT SPAM

Whatever you have/do/sell
send details to my email:

webmistress@sexcontents.com

thanx everyone
Love you all

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

So she's not a $39K a year Vivid Girl by any means.

Meni
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Meni,
nobody puts her in that category and you can sleep well with the thought
;-))

is there any pictures of you from Vegas?
Serge

Good morning Oprano
I'm going back to bed

Vivid only distributes Jenna's videos, thats she produces and owns.
So she's not a $39K a year Vivid Girl by any means.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt - Did you forget one of the sponsors for the Super Pickem™ ?


Vick I musta got lost somewhere down the line

yeap, LikeWhoa is leading Flash designer today.

I think it's just a matter of time untill everybody use nothing but flash buttons/banners

Cleo,
how does it look on Netscape/Mac?
Serge

just noticed the new Sex Counter banner. nice!
mutt

Mutt,
wasn't he living at the mother ship at Bellevue?
;-))


Serge

I miss Alien. I suspect either the mothership returned for him or they're holding him at Bellevue.
mutt