Andy Rooney,
I take it you are media people. I don't like media people, not even a little bit. Y'all have a habit of spewing out any lie you can think of to support your politics; and doing so until the ignorants who get all of their information from the television believe it. At the same time, you bar other points of view from your medium.
You aren't nice people at all. You knock porn in your propaganda while you advertise your propaganda with sexy women and men. Like I said, I don't like media people. In fact, it could be said that I hate them worse than Hell hates a Christian. Remember Bill Mahr? We're working on CBS next. Torone
Sun, 20 Jan - 10:11:14 24.242.224.121 Post #: 48300
I sell my rod for $300/hour
but give it to cuties for free
Sun, 20 Jan - 09:00:17 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48299
Meni, nice to see that our hometown team is stirring things up down there for you... Florida's titty bars tend to be the closest to Montreal bars, so they feel right at home... :-)
Hockey players overpaid? Hello? Baseball is just nuts - 250 million for A Rod for what? That is something like a million bucks a WEEK... stunning.
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:46:46 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48296
Donny didn't say which Canadien it was? Bet Doug Gilmour was there. His wife is fucking gorgeous. They live about a minute and a half from me.
mutt
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:38:30 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48295
mutt, the Canadian remarked how could Pavel pay for rounds while only making $5M.
So I guess the Canadian as off
hee hee Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:31:25 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48294
i shortchanged Pavel.
10 Pavel Bure (RW)
Date of Birth: 3/31/71
Place of Birth: Moscow, USSR
HT: 5-10 WT: 189
Shoots/Catches: L
2001-2002 Salary: $10 000 000 US
NHL Seasons: 10
Drafted: Van '89 (6/113)
Acquired: Acquired in a trade with Vancouver in 1999.
mutt
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:29:28 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48293
hockey players are the nicest of all pro athletes. And they do love their titty bars.
Pavel could buy the club meni. 5 mil? Try 9 mil per year. Crazy fucking league that has almost no TV revenue and the players make more than an NFL superstar.
mutt
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:23:21 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48292
the reason he called, he was rollin' his face off, and with E, you got so much love, you start calling people you love Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:21:36 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48291
mutt, Donny called me from Cheetah 3, twiced last night, a Montreal Canadian almost stayed at his house cuz he was too drunk to drive, hee hee. Pavel Bure was buying rounds, he can afford it at $5M a year. Donny said Pete Worrell is the coolest and he's hanging down there every Sat night he's in town. Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Sun, 20 Jan - 08:18:42 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48290
Super Bowls should go back to being played at least every other year in a cold weather city without a Dome stadium.
Bernie Kosar owns the Florida Panthers now. I think he'll regret it.
Hey Billy. Why aren't you off in the woods killing things with Mike?
Hon, one of them is 6'6" 245 lbs, a brother, who probably is throwing some meat around
can you handle it?
he leads the league in penalty minutes, so he's rough I guess
Yea, but only after given it a long a complete thought and only if you really deserve it.
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I'd rather had "12 angry men" decide on it
;-))
Serge
Sun, 20 Jan - 05:52:02 172.158.50.6 Post #: 48263
eah, especially this part:
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
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Yea, but only after given it a long a complete thought and only if you really deserve it.
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Sat, 19 Jan 2002 11:30:38 - IP: 24.205.181.253 - Post # 48245
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Janey,
this post has more wisdom in it than 2 volumes of Enceclopedia Britanica!
how fucking TRUE!
Serge
Sun, 20 Jan - 05:21:42 172.158.50.6 Post #: 48259
Slanderous anonymous statements reflect NEGATIVELY on a company or person and can have negative results on their business and yet can very well be bullshit lies.
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Colin,
it works both ways.
some anons post fiction and bullshit,
some post the truth.
Remember anon who posted that sex.com was stolen from Kremen, back in 1998?
I also read on Enron board that there is something fishy going on with the company...proved to be right.
on the other hand...there was anon hyping penny stock and making a killing at the cost of investors-
judge stripped him of all the ill gains.
I have my trust in the system
Serge
Sun, 20 Jan - 05:15:11 172.158.50.6 Post #: 48258
What are the cases where rights are NOT anonymous, however?
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"seek and ye shall find"
;-)
most the cases I've seen sucessfully prosecuted were dealt with inside information passed on the boards in violation of non-disclosure agreements
Serge
Sun, 20 Jan - 05:07:36 172.158.50.6 Post #: 48257
I know Mickey Rooney, though
;-)
Serge
Sun, 20 Jan - 05:05:26 172.158.50.6 Post #: 48256
who is Andy Rooney?
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Must be some disgruntled trick.
"Zilly said Thursday he agreed with 2TheMart attorneys that ``rights to speak anonymously are not unlimited.''
What are the cases where rights are NOT anonymous, however? Might slanderous anonymous statements NOT be protected? (I have no idea. Anyone?) Slanderous anonymous statements reflect NEGATIVELY on a company or person and can have negative results on their business and yet can very well be bullshit lies.
What place for unsubstantiated Gossip on a messageboard? Especially when someone is not willing to stick their OWN name on such statements?
Sun, 20 Jan - 04:07:43 24.164.20.236 Post #: 48252
Hello,
My name's Andy Rooney. Yes that Andy Rooney. You're pornographers. I don't like pornographers very much. I like pornography though. Isn't that peculiar? I'm glad somebody enjoyed that piece I did on older broad....er...women. I meant every word of it. Well, half of it anyways. Artistic license you know. I don't like younger women. I'm as old as Mount Shasta. A younger women to me is anybody born this century. I mean last century, the one that started with 19. I'm old. Forgive me. But you know what I mean.
I don't like younger women. Here at CBS the younger women don't have a sense of humor that the gals in my day did. When I pinch their buttocks or ask them to pull a surprise out of my pants pocket they get offended. And then they run to the CBS lawyers and threaten to sue me and CBS for sexual harassment. Then I get in trouble. They have no sense of humor the young women these days. I don't like lawyers either. Or football. Or computers. I don't like much of anything. Because I'm old and when you get old you don't like anything very much. Except a good bowel movement. I like good bowel movements. Did you ever notice that all the good football players today are black? I wonder why that is. I wonder about alot of things these days. Mostly I wonder when I'm going to die. I think about death alot. I do like older women. I like their asses. They're bigger and softer. I don't like a bony ass. I don't like tatoos. Younger women today sure do like tatoos. Tatoos belong on sailors and motorcycle gang members.
I don't like the mixed messages younger women send. They wear short dresses and those thong underwear. But when I drop my pencil on purpose and take a peek up their skirt they get all angry. That's not right. Sending mixed messages like that. Older women appreciate it when you find them sexy enough to do something like that. I like the way older women take care of themselves. Older women go to the beauty parlor and get a new hairdo. Many younger women's hair looks like a rat's nest. I don't like breast implants. If I wanted to such on plastic I'd go visit my dominatrix and ask her to put my baby pacifier in my mouth. Young women don't have pubic hair these days. I like pubic hair. I'm old fashioned that way I guess. My pubic hair is gray now. Did you ever notice that Mike Wallace's hair is jet black? Funny how some men who want everybody to think they're tough guys spend an inordinate amount of time primping in front a mirror like schoolgirls.
Mike has holes in his face. Alot of holes. They didn't have Accutane in Mike's day. I'm glad.
I like an older women like Lesley Stahl. I like to sneak into her dressing room at CBS and sniff the chair she was just sitting in. Older women understand that sort of stuff. That's what I like the most about older women. They aren't looking for Prince Charming. They know from experience he doesn't exist. They have fewer expectations. As long as you don't hit them or chop their heads off like OJ did they like you.
It's late here on the East Coast. I have to go now but it has been nice talking to you all even if you are smut peddlers. I don't like pop ups. Sometimes I am in my office at CBS and I'm surfing for pornography and my pants are off and my secretary Judy knocks at my door. It's all i can do to get my pants up in time but those darn pop up windows with the Lolita Hookers in big letters on them keep jumping up when I try to close my web browser. I don't like that. But I think my secretary understands. Because she's an older woman.
Goodnight,
Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Sun, 20 Jan - 01:14:01 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48251
Whoops, wrong Jane! Nice site though! =o)
Anthony
Sun, 20 Jan - 00:55:26 24.69.255.204 Post #: 48250
Sun, 20 Jan - 00:53:14 24.69.255.204 Post #: 48249
Answers to your questions and other ramblings
Mutt - Lance Alworth played for the San Diego Chargers and Dallas Cowboys
Caught passes in 96 straight games Scored first Dallas TD in Super Bowl VI win
Fearsome Foursome - Deacon Jones, Rosey Grier, Lamar Lundy and Merlin Olsen. One hell of a defensive line, think the Steelers Iron Curtain is the only group that can compare to them
Jack Youngblood came along later
Meni - I didn't know ask Meni was syndicated, I saw your column as part of a plug in - Can I get in on the $10 action for the Patriots going to the Super Bowl, been a great year for them but don't see them beating Baltimore or Pittsburgh. Tonights game was great!
Grimm - going out on a limb here but I like Green Bay and 10
Sabby "The internet is a wonderful thing, men pay me to not have sex with them. It's great" I have found you can make more $ NOT having sex with customers, ask any good dancer
WHERE DID THE MONEY GO? Damn good question
"Watching this football game in a blizzard makes me wonder why hardly any of the players are wearing longsleeved undershirts."
Psychological reason, I'm so tough this weather doesn't bother me
"Facials are misogynistic " not sure, I think it is a dominance thing
Blind clicks? 20,000+ a day? worth about .0025 per just MHO, don't think you can find them at that price though
Ulfie - Raven's fan morons, just remember who won the Oprano football pool, and won 2 week when $ was up ;-)
Will be a tough game, very physical. Lot depends on if the Ravens can disrupt the timing patterns Pittsburgh likes to run. Jam Ward and Burris off the line
Also turnovers and mistakes will decide the winner
Sponsor buttons now up, missing a few I think. Please send me them.
If u want your button there please contact me mutt@oprano.com
mutt
Sat, 19 Jan - 23:47:15 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48246
These are words for men to heed about older women: When a guy sent this to me, I of course loved it.
Older women by Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value older women most of all. Here are just a few reasons
why."
An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.
An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 care what you might think about them.
An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover!
Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often
undeserved.
An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't care less.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to Confess your sins to an older woman. She always knows.
An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once she gets past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, and her fear of pregnancy
gone.
Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how
to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of. Young men, you have something to look forward to.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a
bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year-old-waitress. Ladies, I
apologize for all of us.
Sat, 19 Jan - 23:24:36 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48243
noooooooooooooo........Roman Gabriel was gay? Dunno. Not that it matters. For some reason quarterbacks get accused of being gay alot. Troy Aikman had it said about him throughout his career. Kordell Stewart same rumor.
Who was the playboy partyboy on the Rams back in those days? Lance something .............
mutt
Sat, 19 Jan - 23:08:54 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48242
well in real life i don't feel that old, i am the baby of my family but in this business and online in general I do feel pretty old. Will be 38 in May.
"You may only be young once BUT immaturity is FOREVER!"
words to live by :)
mutt
Sat, 19 Jan - 23:05:33 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48241
Oh yes, Roman Gabriel was a babe but, I heard that he was gay. Not sure how true that is but, I think he was linked with Jim Nabors of Gomer Pyle..
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Sat, 19 Jan - 23:04:02 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48240
You mutt have a silver tongue and thank you, by the way.
Just how old is old to you? ;) Lamar Lundy is the one I usually forget but, for some reason I remembered him this time. They had a good defense team then. One of the best. I thought.
You were little then? Ah..that means you're younger than I am. Most people in this business are.LOL!
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:54:30 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48237
Rams were my favorite team as a kid. Dodgers too. One of the great names in football, Roman Gabriel. Studly guy too. Not that i'm gay but i am secure enough to give props to good looking guys.
mutt
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:54:27 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48236
Meni! LMAO!
You're too young to remember all that anyway, so I'll just tell you. It was Rosey Grier and Lamar Lundy ;)
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:53:00 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48235
woohooooooooooo........I win the 15 minutes in a closet with Janey contest!
Roosevelt Grier! Not only a member of the Fearsome Foursome but star of one of the world's great bad movies in history, The Man With Two Heads!
sure Meni, i will gladly take your 10 dollars, that's 100 canadian.
mutt
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:49:25 24.112.37.86 Post #: 48234
if I guess right? can you duck into a closet with me, next show, for like 15 minutes?
hee hee Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:40:13 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48233
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:30:43 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48232
No...since I was a die hard ram fan back then (farther back than I care to admit) I will name a couple for you. Merlin Olsen, Deacon Jones,
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:28:27 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48231
originaly posted by Serge
"Kevin,
first of all,
thanks for opening International Board
http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/
VERY cool idea! "
Thank you Serge,
our aim is to have ALL languages
oneday and to stay as a real
Internatioanl Board
Sat, 19 Jan - 22:16:29 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48228
Janey? oh yah, webmaster cruise
I was flying on E and Janey's hubby aid to me "please stop touching my wife"
Meni
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Meni, yes, you were flying high, you were funny! That's my Steph..ever the protector. ;) I don't think he knew who you were. Hope you didn't take offense.
Sat, 19 Jan - 21:51:27 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48226
Janey,
BOOKIES, of course! ;-)))
Serge
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That's quick wit Serge, they always win with the $$$. Ok, trivia and I'm going to date myself but, who was the original Ram "Fearsome Foursome" Without looking it up.;))
Sat, 19 Jan - 21:38:35 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48224
Sab, you see there are millions of guys like that
then you wonder why I am cocky Meni(The Golden Tongue)
Sat, 19 Jan - 21:31:33 24.147.73.216 Post #: 48223
Actually here is one I just got today.
"hI IT'S TIME TO ORDER MY PHONE SEX VIDEO .
I WOULD LOVE YOU TO PLAY WITH THE LONG PHONE
CORD , GET TANGLED UP IN IT SIT ON IT AND GRIND ON IT
YOU DID SAY YA CAN DO IT . I WILL GIVE YOU A MASTER CARD NUMBER
TODAY IF YOU TAKE THAT HOPE YOU GET THIS TODAY"
He doesn't even want to have phone sex with me, he just wants me to have sex with my phone.
Sat, 19 Jan - 21:28:06 207.34.94.239 Post #: 48222
Ok going to bed, Morgan will be up at 8. I need to get some sleep.
Holiday Monday means, hottie teacher can stay out late tomorrow night.
This is getting hilarious, since I own an agency and she's smokin' with 36D natural tits, everyone who sees us thinks she's a dancer. She teaches 6th grade, hates stripping, but loves to drink. I know introduce her as, Melissa, she's a teacher.
Praise the Lord
Secondary,
I am VERY proud by my russians!
As I once posted
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html
" For every asshole with the thread, there is a dick with a screw "
Those of you who do not accept russian webmasters in your progies-
lose you sleep,
Russian Inginuity found the work around!
Bravo, russkies!
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 19 Jan - 21:07:19 172.147.213.159 Post #: 48215
My favorite was the toilet paper man. For many years he would come to my door with his roll of toilet paper. All I would do is let him give me a fast wipe and he would leave. 5 minutes and I was $150 richer...
LMAO!
Martin
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:48:27 64.229.172.134 Post #: 48208
Guys, Gals,
the names
Paul & Eva Markham
sound VERY familiar...
can you help me with what proggys they run?
Serge
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:47:17 172.147.213.159 Post #: 48207
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:45:48 207.34.94.239 Post #: 48206
Mutt, you're wrong, it's going to be an all PA Super Bowl. Pittsburgh vs. Philly aka Rocky XXXVIII.
I love watching football in the snow, brings back a lot of childhood memories. Great game tonight!
Ulfie
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:45:44 12.226.152.173 Post #: 48205
Sabby,
the key words in $100 were:
1) AVERAHE and
2) Fucking Inflation with the PUN!
;-))
Serge
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:45:41 172.147.213.159 Post #: 48204
My favorite was the toilet paper man. For many years he would come to my door with his roll of toilet paper. All I would do is let him give me a fast wipe and he would leave. 5 minutes and I was $150 richer
Janey... its a bit fuzzy:)
grimm
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Grimm-Seems you have a protector out there. I was just teasing and I've always thought you're a cool guy...smooth too...;) I think all of us were a bit fuzzy at that party. It was too much fun!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:43:23 24.205.181.253 Post #: 48202
Whores or gives to charity?
Cleo
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charity, of course!
;-)))
Serge
Sat, 19 Jan - 20:42:59 172.147.213.159 Post #: 48201