Snoops, just call her "kiko"
;-)))
Serge

I knew there was something I liked about you Vick!

I'm off to go drink a few on you now - putting my "worst Pickem' Picks" money to some good use! Have a good night everyone!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) pucker up, buttercup!

Maybe, maybe not, the marriage to Shok, yes that would require massive amounts of horse tranquilzers.

Toolz
***************

I didn't know Shok is THAT potent!
;-)))
Serge

Kiko,
why everybody getting on your pussy?
you are a gem and should be preserved in the museum...
can you send me your wax replica?
Serge

Guinness - the Breakfast of the Gods
*********
Vick
I used to think that and then Serge showed me better. Now I start each day with coffee grinds and vodka.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) FeMmE FaTaLe

Hey vick :o)

Serge, thanx for the help launching and the plugs :o)

What is a confucy anyway? :o)


Snoops (Ð) Content feeds for your paysite :o)

Chris,

Ah, too many damn new trendy places with numbers for names :)

Freudian Serge?

Maybe, maybe not, the marriage to Shok, yes that would require massive amounts of horse tranquilzers.

Toolz ARS

Toolz,

7 is the place across from the Aladdin. Like a restaurant/night club. I hear it is nice.

Been open for a few months now.
chris/pornoman

Guinness - the Breakfast of the Gods


Vick "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

Meant to say, Shok and I WOULDN"T have needed drugs to marry Blondie

Toolz
******************

Freudian slip????
;-))
Serge

I heard 7 was good
chris you like Cheetahs?
I like Crazy Horse Too
JJ started there at 17.
But we don't mention it and pay cover.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Chris,

You talking about 9? At the Palms? Very good place, and you're right let's grab lunch sometime.

ICQ: 92440098 or toolz@i2intl.com
Toolz ARS

Blondie, the difference between me and the other guys on the board you could marry, You would wanna fuck me
Meni
*******************

Meni, sleep well, everybody thinks you are very fuckable!
;-)
Serge

Toolz,

We should do lunch in Vegas sometime. I actually have an office there. <Please insert Cheetahs Jokes Here>

I have been there about 6 months now. I am going to check out that restaurant, 7, on the strip. Someone said it is very good place.
chris/pornoman

Vick - I'll see your Franklin quote and go you one better....

Guinness is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy!


Edd (Opranautical Engineer) pucker up, buttercup!

Ooops, jacked up an earlier post.

Meant to say, Shok and I WOULDN"T have needed drugs to marry Blondie

Toolz ARS

Its funny.. in that light.. it looks like I may be losing some hair..


chris/pornoman

I'll have to keep searching I know we can find one somewhere, if not, I've got a copy of Photoshop :)


Toolz
********************

Toolz, I think Marc's facve with Becky's body will be a real hit!
;-)))

chaaaaaaaarge!!!
Serge

Thank god there was no cameras in the bedroom! It would have picked up me and Dragon King!
chris/pornoman

Blondie, the difference between me and the other guys on the board you could marry, You would wanna fuck me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Hey pornoman! How did your know? Somehow your stunt double ended up in that picture! Billy said he knew it wasn't you - that didn't look anything like the top of your head!

;)

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) pucker up, buttercup!

Chris,

What you trying to pull? Everyone else kissed Liberace on the cheek, you were doing some tongue mining there buddy.


Toolz ARS

ARS is one of my favorite sponsors, just look at my submit page.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) FeMmE FaTaLe

Its amazing what you guys can do with photoshop and liberace pictures!


chris/pornoman

Toolz -

Actually, you get the sponsorship of the Caption Contest (http://www.oprano.com/caption.html) gratis - a professional courtesy! Marc said he wouldn't mind having ARS associated with it so.... Besides, ARS has done right by us and every webmaster that uses them!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer) asskissing is my forte!

you know your Dean Martin Roast shit Ed. I forgot about Charlie Callis(sp?), the guy who does the sound effects. What about that crazy professor guy who used to show up on talk shows and talk jibberish and that was the whole act. Comedy has come a long way...oh wait....we have Carrotop today.....not much different

Today was the 50th anniversary of the death of one of the greatest funnymen of ALL TIME.......Jerry Howard..............CURLY from the 3 Stooges...........wwoooo wooo woo woooooo nyuk nyuk nyuk wise guy eh?.


mutt

Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Religion

10) No one will kill you for not drinking Beer

9) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex

8) Beer has never caused a major war

7) Beer isn't forced on minors who can't think for themselves

6) When you have beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away

5) Nobodies has even been hanged, burnt at the stake or tortured over their brand of beer

4) You don't have to wait over 2,000 years for a second beer

3) There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you

2) You can prove there is beer

And the number one reason Beer is better than Religion

If you devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you out


Vick "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

Serge,

Excellent :) It's too bad Marc being the recluse that he is doesn't end up in too many good photos. I'll have to keep searching I know we can find one somewhere, if not, I've got a copy of Photoshop :)


Toolz ARS

Re: Jettis

I guess you missed the note that they sent out twice that they would be in batch mode for most of today?

Was sent out originally last week then again yesterday as a followup reminder.

Toolz ARS

Damn Edd,

Didn't even know we were sponsoring that, lemme guess, bill's in the mail :)


Toolz
*******************

Toolz,
no bill,
MarcDe paid $100,000 at the 9/11 Webmaster Auction for the spot for a month...
we decided to PERMANENTLY name Contest in ARS Honor!

Serge

ITS ARS CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!
***********
There seems to be an old one missing???

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) FeMmE FaTaLe

Blondie, I saw one of your pics, you are fuckin' HOT
hottest behind the scenes chick in the biz

open marriage?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I can't believe that NOBODY has mentioned the fact that Jettis has been DOWN since early this morning and NO email, NO post, NO signups! NOTHING! Normally they are good about keeping their customers
informed, but NOT today! Jettis, you are STILL down! WHEN are you going to inform everyone, so links can be switched to back-up processors??? :^(

shit!

Damn Edd,

Didn't even know we were sponsoring that, lemme guess, bill's in the mail :)


Toolz ARS

ITS ARS CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Since no one gave me any suggestions I took matters into my own hands and picked a picture worth a few thousand words! So get your asses over to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and submit your Pith!!

Kitty - if I let you marry me for a green card, what do I get out of the deal? ;)

Mutt - don't forget Foster Brooks and Flip Wilson and Alan King and Redd Foxx and Rich Little and Nipsey Russell and Charlie Karas !!!!!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Blondie,

There you go again trying to take advantage of us drunk Americans, but would have really needed to drug either one of us :)


Toolz ARS

Where is the shaven Russian?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) FeMmE FaTaLe

I think i should have drugged Shok or Toolz in vegas and taken them to a wedding chapel - damn, why didn't i think of that at the time..
**************
It doesn't work... Wedding Chappels in Vegas will not wed someone who is under the influence of anything..

Trust me - I tried ;)
(well you gotta get a green card somehow! :P )
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar -Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

Confucy - Once agan I wish you sex and travel

Have a wonderful Friday Night
Vick Quite unlike confucy I do not lack the courage of my convictions, nor does this program

yeah , innocent, *cough*
grimm

*looks at the ceiling and whistles innocently* ;))


Lisa Peefer Porn, Emfer Mega, Beefer Bucks

lisa..umm is that a trick question?;)
grimm

Confucy go get PapaSan another martini darling. I love the Oriental women, I really do, they know how to please a man. Look at the two Jewish broads in the front row "Let the bastid get his own martini. If he wanted a maid he should have married Alice from the Brady Bunch"
Don Rickles

It is to many of the men in this town.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

Oooh I've been pearl'd! I'm touched. :))

"Lisa...sometimes you prefer head first!:)"

Grimm...who told?!?! ;)))


Lisa Peefer Porn, Emfer Mega, Beefer Bucks

isnt that what romance is?
grimm

Meni - tempting offer!!i'm marginally better at selling porn than cleaning houses though:=)

I think i should have drugged Shok or Toolz in vegas and taken them to a wedding chapel - damn, why didn't i think of that at the time..
blondie its all happening:)

cleo...Im not that easy. i need to be romanced.
********
How about if I just slip something in your drink?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

Cleo=Serge
*********
confucy,
ROTFLMAO
After you fuck a few thousand of them a little of them rubs off on yea...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

cleo...Im not that easy. i need to be romanced.
grimm

confucy needs release
grimm

A miner comes into a new town after being in the field for a month. He's carrying a sack of gold. The first thing he does is head to the local saloon.

As he approaches the bar he flips the sack of gold on the bar and says "Hey barkeep give everybody in the place a drink, I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Send up a steak dinner and the prettiest girl in town. Take out a few bucks for your troubles."

The bartender hollers out, "Sorry mac there aren"t any women in town. All we got is a Chinaman."

The miner without missing a step up the stairs, answers, "Never mind I don"t go for that shit."

The next day the miner is off to the fields and doesn"t return for 6 weeks. When he returns he has a sack of gold about twice the size as the original one.

Again he heads for the saloon and states, "Hey barkeep give everybody whatever they want to drink & eat for the rest of the night. I'm going up to my room & take a shower. Send up some food and a couple of the best women in town. Take out some gold for your troubles."

The bartender again bellows out, "Sorry partner we still have no women in town. The stagecoach that was bring them in had problems. All we got is that Chinaman."

This time the miner stops about halfway up the stairs, pauses a few seconds & says, "Never mind I don"t go for that shit".

The next morning the miner is once again headed to the gold fields. This time He's gone for another month & when he returns he has 2 sacks of gold both larger than the previous one.

First stop has him back at the saloon. He enters throws one of the bags on the bar & says "Hey barkeep drinks are on me till that bag is gone,keep some for yourself. I'm going upstairs to take a shower. Send me up the best steak in the house and two of the prettiest women in town."

Again the bartender says, "Sorry mac the women never did get here. The only thing we got is the Chinaman."

This time the miner spends at least a minute on the stairs and finally says, "OK send the Chinaman up."

The bartender replies, "That will be $600.00 in advance."

The miner turns around in disbelief and screams, "WHAT!? $600.00 for a Chinaman?"

The bartender replies, "No Sir, The $600.00 is for the three guys that are going to hold the Chinaman down. He don"t go for that shit either."
grimm

Grimm, atleast he didn't say chink
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, you are too gross to be a
female. Come over here to confucy
and tell me...are you Meni? Serge?
Mutt? DragonKing? Grimm-da spammer?

Sparky? Evan? Vick? BigDaddy?


confucy Cleo=Serge

grimm
Will you fuck me in the ass after?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

i dont think chinaman is the appropriate terminology.
grimm

which one of you feminists is going to come home, give me a blowjob and cook me dinner?:)
grimm

meni... that is unfounded
grimm

Confucy you got any good Chinamen jokes?

Are there any colored people here tonight? Good. Ladies you can put your good jewelry back on.
Don Rickles

you did have a few too many hot totties:)
grimm

Janey,,, dont you remember? you put the game in gameworks
grimm

grimm you don't share ENOUGH
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

two words cleo.."Angry Dragon"
grimm

Mikey-no one slipped me any tongue so, I guess I got it somewhere else..LOL!

Have a good weekend and feel better Mikey...
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

grimm Ê
Want to go bowling? Can I fuck you in the ass with my dildo after?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

or am i sharing too much?
grimm

i had my aborted sister sealed inside my bowling ball.
grimm

im just impressed that mike knows what a bump of meth is:)
grimm

Guess what I just did...
I jerked off to my parents wedding picture
**********
Kewl
I had my dead dad's penis preserved and use it for a dildo.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

anybody here?
hello

I can't pick on MikeAI, its too easy.
Just like I can't pick on Brad.

Hot Aussie chicks need green card?
I need housekeeper who's cute.
Deal?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

fucking utah
grimm

hey i just read MikeAI and his hillbilly friends have gone away for the weekend to kill things.
IT'S GOOF ON MIKEAI WEEKEND! A NEW OPRANO TRADITION.

Confucy the floor is all yours!

hey here's an idea for a future Oprano feature. Online Dean Martin Celebrity Webmaster Roasts!
MikeAI will be the first roastee.
I wanna be Rickles. Serge is Norm Crosby definitely.
i forget the rest of the regular roasters...
mutt

CLEO & KITTY:

Ladies, it really isn't cool to do
drugs and booze.

If porn is driving you to be so
self-destructive, I suggest you
get a 9-5 job at the local 7-11!
confucy Sergie's Old Home

Hey Kitty - its all about the Pepsi Max - We are aussies so we get the ultimate hang-over cure.

As much as i love America, they just don't distribute it there so its the primary reason keeping me from moving over there right now -
oh yeah and a green card:)


Shok, brace yourself - some hot male bods are makihng their way over to you very soon:)

RRRed, how are you doing? - hit me on icq when you get a chance 86171690
Blondie its all happening:)

this pisses me off.

January 18, 2002 -- Judges at the upcoming Winter Olympic Games have issued a stern warning to competing figure skaters - clean up your acts.
They say they've gotten complaints that many of the costumes and routines skaters use border on the obscene.

With that in mind, they've banned the more revealing lifts - where women are held upside down with their legs spread wide - and costumes that give the appearance of nudity, show too much skin, or are too tight.

The new guidelines were unveiled this week by the International Skating Union in Lausanne, Switzerland.

Skating officials quickly hailed the new rules, saying they fear the family-friendly sport is in danger of attracting the wrong kind of spectator.

"As couples try to be more entertaining, they produce moves that are gynecological, which is about as politely as it can be put," said Nick Russell, director of the National Ice Skating Association in England.

A highly placed source on the Olympic Committee told The Post: "This problem began with some of the European skaters, some French skaters I believe. Their costumes and acts were too provocative. It's never really been a problem with American skaters, who have always stayed within the bounds."

Judges this year will deduct points for any moves that constitute "dirty dancing" or costumes that show too much.


Dumbasses. The only reason half the people watch figure skating is for the camel toe and other sexy shots.

and of course some guys who i wont' mention here like to watch the men skate in their Michael Jackson costumes and their poofy blouses and spandex pants.






mutt

OK Cleo

Guess what I just did...
I jerked off to my parents wedding picture
mmmmm
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Kitty
I always keep some Heroin around for hangovers. It's also great for slipping into men's drinks...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

Toolz - to make the Cordoba and its "Rich Corinthian Leather" the Official Car of Oprano you're gonna have to buy Serge one!

The custom plate should read "FUB8TM"

And there's NOTHING wrong with a drunk Kitty! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

DiamondJim,

I saw the program MegaPornBucks in Vegas - is that you? If not, how can they use that name?
Troels

Kitty,

What does that have to do with the Chrysler Cordoba?
******
Absolutely nothing!!!
which proves just how much I must have drank - I think I am still drunk I am going back to bed
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

off biking=offroad/mountain biking
dantheman might as well throw this out there:)

hey if there's anyone here/outthere:) that's into off biking, I've got a friend who's 2 badass treks for sale, hes getting ready to put them on ebay.

lmk
danny at simplecom.net

***back to your regular scheduled program****
dantheman

Janey Baby...
nust've been sergey
I wasn't totally dead til i got home...
just partially on Tuesday and I saw you on Sunday
MikrFold Super Bowl PickEm Coming Soon To A Board Near You

Kitty,

What does that have to do with the Chrysler Cordoba?
More specifically, what are we gonna have to do to make the Cordoba the official care of Oprano?
There's one for sale on Ebay, it's in Texas, parts are in Nebraska to fix it, let's nail this puppy down.

Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Good morning! /night / whatever it is where you are!

well the sun is bright and I am a happy chappy

I feel amazingly high on life despite the copius amounts of tequila and champaigne I drank last night :D


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

Let's see, I was kissed by Mikefold and by Serge and am semi sick myself...which one of you gave me that Vegas Virus...;))))

Have a great weekend!

Serge-haven't checked out the diskette of Deb yet. Do I want to??? LOL!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

DJ thats my side job....didnt want to say anything..but since you brought it.... :))

I am the Cordoba PIMP! And I am not on drugs :)
JimmySlits Fuck innovation....how bout a fat check :)

Damn, that's a nice Cordoba! And being sold by the one and only Cordoba Man!

I think he lived next door to the Unibomber...

Diamond Jim All clicks are due net 30

Hey this one even comes with a moon roof

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=600419969

Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

" No wonder you had problems with orders, I didn't know you were opening a Best Buy, you should have let me know we would have hired a personal shopper just for you. "

hahahahaha, now you tell me :))
mustang

Mustang lives in his garage, don't let him fool you...

Diamond Jim All clicks are due net 30

Corinthian leather in a Cordoba
**************

dont forget the bitchin 8 track!
JimmySlits Fuck innovation....how bout a fat check :)

Mustang,

No wonder you had problems with orders, I didn't know you were opening a Best Buy, you should have let me know we would have hired a personal shopper just for you.


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

"Looks like it's time to start filling the garage and driveway then :)

Where do you think one of the TVs, one vcr, one dvd and BBQs are.
mustang

I have just enough ARS points for the fine Corinthian leather in a Cordoba....


Diamond Jim Innovate THIS!

Mustang,

Looks like it's time to start filling the garage and driveway then :)


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

naa....
I prefer the chrysler cordoba
Hell of a ride...!
JimmySlits Fuck innovation....how bout a fat check :)

Let me see,,

14 TVs
9 vcrs
4 dvds
3 computers
2 laptops
4 BBQs
2 Stereos
1 Sound around system
1 UPS Back Up
1 Printer
1 Scanner

That's my problem, I don't have any more room in my house. :))


mustang

For Daisy Duke or the picture of Daisy Duke?
How about the 69 Dodge Charger? Now that was a car.

Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED