muahahahha!!

I will trade you 5.2 billion ars reward points for the daisy duke one! :)))


JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Fold,

What's your addy? New in box, $24.95 bro;

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Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Dont forget the TV trays motherfucker :)))
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If you think for one minute I'm sending you my collectible Dukes of Hazzard TV tray you're on crack
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Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Toolz..
where's mine?? I need one of those for my cat....
((o;

SemiSickFold Holy Shit Batman.....Asshole Of The Month

"How many TV's have we sent you? "

I think at last count it was 14. :))
==============================
Sorry for any delays in the shipping :)


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

I got a TV for you. 9" B&W Montgomery Ward model, I'll even send the rabbit ears, it's the kind with two dials, you can watch BOTH UHF and VHF
************
Dont forget the TV trays motherfucker :)))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

"How many TV's have we sent you? "

I think at last count it was 14. :))
mustang

Slits

I got a TV for you. 9" B&W Montgomery Ward model, I'll even send the rabbit ears, it's the kind with two dials, you can watch BOTH UHF and VHF


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Well that's why people get replaced, they don't do their job. How many TV's have we sent you?
****************

None and I am getting pissed already :))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Seems to me having 4 new people in one year to run the program seems a bit of a problem
==================================
Well that's why people get replaced, they don't do their job. How many TV's have we sent you?



Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

"So I guess the delivery of 1 million+ in rewards and 2 Escalades last year is a poorly run program? "

I just wonder how much of that was sent out on time and without multiple emails to clear things up?
Seems to me having 4 new people in one year to run the program seems a bit of a problem.
mustang

So I guess the delivery of 1 million+ in rewards and 2 Escalades last year is a poorly run program?


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

AMF Punk
**********
Thats a Detroit thang! :))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Toolz,

I guess if he copies how poorly your rewards program is run. That is when I would get mad at him. :))
mustang

"The issue is so minor you that bored today? jeez! "
===============================
YES, Your designer that lazy today to change it?

AMF Punk

Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Meni said...

"I backed into this"

Now that is some funny shit!

Mspice Meni Stole My X-Box!

Copycats....damn aint that a bitch!

********************
That's his own dick even. Why do you think we keep him around?
RRRED
********************
How proud you must be RRRED! :))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Meni
Say something gross or something I'm in need of amusement .

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) femme fatale

Ya, okay I understand your issue.

Perhaps a message on ICQ or email would be a better way to handle things.

I told our designer to be innovative with the look while we were in vegas. He didnt. Now you gotta shit on me for this?

I see similarities, I dont want to be anything like your program. We strive to be even better always.

what the hell is AMF anyways man.

The issue is so minor you that bored today? jeez!
Platinum Dave Platinum Bucks releases version 3.0 does it look familiar?

Serge,

Sad part is he'll end up with more press by being attacked than his program deserved.

He knows he's in need of an AMF so that's the last I'll speak of him.


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Toolz,
I think copycat chosing your program is making everybody jelous!
;-))

Serge

Dave,

I believe you have it wrong, much like everything else. We did talk about the rewards program, I said fine come out with something, just don't copy ours. Obviously you have difficulty discerning between things.


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

>>>Shok-Take the dick outta your mouth! :P
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

That's his own dick even. Why do you think we keep him around?
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

"talk to Jonas, he rents his apartments to gay guys from South Beach Miami"

Oops, I rented an apt for Jan 31 - Feb 3 from Jonas, but he didn't mention it being gay?
Wow, I'm so lucky, I backed into this!!!
woohooo
Its raining men
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Sorry about the spam guys.

I dont do it often,

Toolz, thought we already talked about that rewards program issue.

Duel processor is a major new feature for us. Big deal others have it. We just added it. 20% better ratios.

Toolz, I am not gonna argue with you.
Platinum Dave Platinum Bucks releases version 3.0 you won't know the difference

Also, Shok told me about some crazy shit...You shouldnt let him talk about you like that. Something about midgets and pint of Mad Dog 20/20
************************

Shok can talk about me and mental midgets behind my back ANY TIME...
especially Mental Midgets!
;-)))

http://oprano.com/morons.html
Serge

Are the members allowed to cancel?
**********************************

sure...on the day they vacate the premisses.
Jonas even went a step futher, they can exchange apartments, memberships and even husbands!
at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!
;-)))
Serge

SemiSickFold,

Clubs are out and waiting for you!
Hurry up already :)))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Serge
Now your talkin!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, Shok told me about some crazy shit...You shouldnt let him talk about you like that. Something about midgets and pint of Mad Dog 20/20
:))))
Damn Toolz....You aint playin around!
:)))
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Serge,

Are the members allowed to cancel? Or is it recurring necessary charge like: water, heat, electric, phone, cable, porn.


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE, OFTEN DUPLICATED

Hey Slits....
Get those clubs out around the 31st
((o;

Speaking of Pants Size....(and carbs)
just got off a new workout machine...spent 5 whole minutes onit...
i about died
Good to get back here to the office and a pack of cigs and a wine cooler

SemiSickFold Holy Shit Batman.....Asshole Of The Month

he inserts URL in the lease agreements!
***************
You can do better serge!!
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...and he also adds recurring memberships as add on to the rent...
to all his 3297 tenatns
;-)))
Serge

I'll probaly get even with you soon in my pants size!
****************
watch it...it creeps up on ya! :)

he inserts URL in the lease agreements!
***************
You can do better serge!!


JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Jimmy,
if you need gay traffic-
talk to Jonas, he rents his apartments to gay guys from South Beach Miami
;-)))

he inserts URL in the lease agreements!
Serge

Jimmy,
same old, same old....

MikeAI is out shooting ducks,
and I work on dinner/lunch schedules
for next week,
I'll probaly get even with you soon in my pants size!
;-)))
Serge

Sup Oprano??

Sergey-How are things?

RRRED-Whats new!

Shok-Take the dick outta your mouth! :P
JimmySlits I want your gay traffic :)

Thanks for the check!
***************************

I alwayl love to check if you are breathing
;-)))
Serge

Wow thanks for coming and shitting in our pond Dave,

Care to explain the similarities to this:

http://www.platinumbucks.com/rewardsprogram.html
Compared to this:
http://www.adultrevenueservice.com/programs/rewards.php

If you're going to blatantly take ideas from other companies at least have the decency to make the product slightly different.

"Webmasters will be paid on ‘BOTH’ primary and secondary processor signups"
How revolutionary, RJB, ARS and others have been offering this for a year plus.


Toolz ALWAYS INNOVATIVE

Serge,

Thanks for the check!

Y'all have a good night. I'm gonna take some much needed R & R tonight.
Colin Ask Colin about writing gigs.

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Do you have a fascination with danger?
***********************

nope,
and I am a lousy bungee jumper
;-)
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Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

Cleo,
you are "femme fatale"
***************
Serge
Do you have a fascination with danger?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

Cleo,
you are "femme fatale"
;-))

let's watch MikeAI with real lesbian instead!

should be less dangerous!
;-))
Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

watch out ducks... I am out of here!


Mike AI

Would you let me watch??
*****************
Mike AI
Only if you agree to take the bullet for me when they try to kill me in the end.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

Most of the time it should be called Unholy Matrimony.

Cleo
********************

not everybody are blessed as you are!
;-))
Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

Would you let me watch??
Mike AI
********************

you don't wanna do that!!!

it's REALLY boring if it's done right
;-))
Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

Because you talk so negatively about Holy Matriminy
***************
I think most people get married for the wrong reasons, I know I have.

Most of the time it should be called Unholy Matrimony.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

but since most of my relationships have been with other woman and two woman can't get married it would depend on what you consider marriage.
_________

Would you let me watch??
Mike AI

Because you talk so negatively about Holy Matriminy
;-)))
Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

Cleo, how many times have you been married?
************
Serge
Been married to a man once, 7 years, but since most of my relationships have been with other woman and two woman can't get married it would depend on what you consider marriage.

I've had 5 long term relationships in which we lived together and got our finances mixed together so it was just like being married, especially when it ended.

Why?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

Serge server IS faster.

Ed gave the hamsters a bump of meth...
Mike AI

Cleo, how many times have you been married?
Serge

Getting engaged is kind of like getting a boat. You end up with this big hole that your poor money into and the happiest day is when you get it and when you get rid of it.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

Rox, you have to keep up with Oprano - that was posted last week.

Of course it is so good, it is worth posting again! ;-)
**********************************

Egad, I'd hate to commit the sin of redundance LOL

I try to keep up, I swear! Lots of stuff going on, been buried in a Superman redesign. Remember, in the world of adult I'm a mere hobbyist ;-)
Rox Liberty's a lady... but I'm not! ;-)

Mike,
I LOVE ducks,
especially from China Town!

send me a few if you catch them
;-))

BTW,
Oprano is MUCH faster now for me
Serge wow!

Dead guys?! C'mon, you just got engaged! The future is bright ;-)
**********************************

I think you just put me on the floor and you can start count...
;-)))
Serge wow!

HAHAHA Speaking of dead, I am about to take off in a few minutes for the final weekend of duck hunting. Going to a great camp, 30 miles by boat, no telephones, no computer. Spending time with friends and family, and slaughtering poor little ducks. ( well the way I shoot, they may be pretty safe! haha)


I am sure all my fans will come out this weekend, and extole all of my great virtues!


Mike AI

Fuck the gods,
**********************

this is BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

no wonder Oprano is slow today
;-)))

Cleo is pissing on the wings of the Gods Mills
;-)))
Serge wow!

Serge-
I'll pass it on;-)

Dead guys?! C'mon, you just got engaged! The future is bright ;-)

Mike, thanks mano..
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Tukhman,
my best regards to Seriozha
;-))

yeap, MikeAI, the future looks bright...even for us, the dead guys
;-)))
Serge wow!

Serge those Like Whoa boys have a lot up their sleeves, I have seen the future - and it is very interesting.



Mike AI

That the first time I've seen that page. Fuck that is disturbing seeing the bodies flying through the air like that. No wonder the keep the press out of the war.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Nekkid Pics of me

Serge-
The banner is very cool, I'm surprised how our design team worked it out.

The new SexCounter is going to be released February 1st... on behalf of Global Net of course ;-)
Tukhman SexCounter --- New!

holy shit!

cool new banner, SexCounter!

got me by surprise!
I even clicked on it
;-)))




Serge wow!

Rox, you have to keep up with Oprano - that was posted last week.
*********************************

it's all Forest's fault, he didn't "spread the word" fast enough
;-)))
Serge

Rox, you have to keep up with Oprano - that was posted last week.

Of course it is so good, it is worth posting again! ;-)
Mike AI

Rox,
mike posted this one a week ago...
Serge

Drive-by post, sharing a smile :-)

Kick Ass, America!

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Rox Liberty's a lady... but I'm not! ;-)

Jonas,

Please say hello to Mayka from Amanda and I.

CONGRATULATIONS on the engagement.
We are very happy to hear that :)
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

sometimes one has to make a deal with a devil for the betterment of gods
********************
Fuck the gods, I make deals for someone far more important, me, I have yet to have a god pay my bills.

Martin
You really should spend more time on Voltar's board, you would be amazed at what you can learn there.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

I would like to congratulate Snoops with her own Webmasters proggy,
Mazal Tov!!!!
Serge New Amateur Proggy on the block!

Brad and Jim,

Wishing you both a Very Happy Birthday!



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his gift
Stoops staying at OU
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Martin,
5) and 7) are NOT mutually exclusive...
sometimes one has to make a deal with a devil for the betterment of gods
;-)))

I never said it was EASY
;-))
Serge

Morning Oprano :o)


Snoops (Đ)

5) Don't kiss anybody's ass,
ass kissers don't get far, they can hardly raise themselves above butt hole..

;)
Martin

Both matters are considered closed at this time.


JMM
*********************

hahahhahahaha,
thanks, JMM,
and MikeAI, please note, I get the better end of it,
I got FOOD and you got BULL
;-)))
Serge

Martin,
here is the commandment #7
"Never step on the toes today which might be attached to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow"
;-))
Serge

I have just got off the phone with my attornies.

Serge, Agreed. Home made greek food it is. This matter is settled.

Mike. My attornies point out that my saying that Katie is suffering EVERY night actually lends credence to your sexual prowess and stamina thus benefitting you, and not hurting you. Even though you are hung like a flea, you are able to perform like a bull.

Both matters are considered closed at this time.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) What is the matter with you people! Buy my content and save the baby seals!

Here I'll sum up what I think of Voltar and his spam board..
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft..
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Martin,
Voltar's "spam board"?????

obviuosly you don't know the industry that well,
Voltar is the ONLY board where newbies can get REAL help
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
;-)
Serge

Hey Serge kill one of those for me dude :)
Martin Sarcastic-Bastards.Com

Man I've been having a hard time getting in here since lastnight :((

Serge good post man I agree with your pointers. That's the way I do things myself.... As for the last 4.. Nope don't know I think your post said it all but, I would like to hear the last 4 you have in mind ;))

I see a need for a board that deals with sponsors and how to get your traffic to them. How building matrixes of AVS sites and free sites all interlinked through hubs as you feed them from top lists and TGPing. A place where it is OK to discuss what sponsors are converting and what ones are not. Who is sending good traffic and who is sending crap CJ traffic

Cleo, http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html

I'm thinking about changing the name because I think we have only 2 or 3 newbies out of the 150 members..lol..

Here I'll sum up what I think of Voltar and his spam board..
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft..

;))

Martin Sarcastic-Bastards? so is Serge ;-)

JMM,
what are you talking about????

whoever made that post you are reffering to -
wasn't me!!!

I just came back from lunch, I've been abscent for 2 hours and if the post doesn't have red tag to it-
it could be ANYBODY!

fucking anons!

My lawyer says SUE HIM!,
it was real JMM, his green tag is unique!

..but...I might go easy on you if you invite me to home made Greek cooking
;-))
Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

So it was you serge!!! I told the Venetian that I wasn't the one that ordered all those male prostitutes. I'll fess up to the spanktravision each night, but the man whores where not mine. I'm printing your post and faxing it to the Venetian now so they can credit my Visa.

Mike...Katie has to suffer every night, isn't it time we put this to rest.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) Another baby seal has bit the dust, stop the insanity!

Hey be sure to wish JimW and Brad Shaw a happy B-day today... they are twins ya know ;-))

Jillian Barberie is like 35 and she could pass as 25...

peace
greg
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Serge, I have contacted Sig now. Jeff is making an obvious remark at my small dick. In an indsutry where being (having) a big dick, helps you become successful, I beleive Jeff's remarks have hurt me.

Not to mention the emotional distress I am not facing from my peers who now know 100% I am hung like a flea.

Katie is also suffering the humiliation that her fiance has a small dick. She is already being made fun of.

Cruel industry we are in, my attorneys will make someone pay!


Mike AI

I think the year 2002 will be known as
"My diamond is bigger than yours" Year in adult webmastering community
;-))))


I agree 100%.

Too funny.
Tonda Get your Brad birthday specials here!

JMM,
in this case,
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!

Oprano will launch full size investigation in your sexuality,
and we believe the findings will exanurate us of all charges,
including the charges I made to your room while in Vegas!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, thank you for clarifying that. My attornies are now reviewing the situation.

Calling me BI hurts my business relationship with the homosexual community since homosexuals do not recognize bi-sexuals. They think that they are just confused homosexuals.

Quite a quandry we have here. It might take a while to properly determine damages.

I will get back to you.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) 5 minutes left before the next baby seal gets it, buy my content and save the seal!

JMM I am not calling you gay, I am just saying you are spending too much time looking at my crotch!
*************************************

Mike, if it was bigger, it wouldn't take so much time to see all the details...

Get Hung!
;-)))
Serge

jesse - thanks. never been happier.

serge - we will talk next week nd i will get you the address. but, we ar on for 8pm wednesday. If jesse and colin happen to be in town, please join us.

Have a great weekend everyone. I have to take Mayka over telemundo. Big audition for one of the spanish soap operas today.
Jonas zOOted Gay Sites

I think the year 2002 will be known as
"My diamond is bigger than yours" Year in adult webmastering community
;-))))
Serge

http://sunsentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-pornography0118.story?coll=sfla%2Dhome%2Dheadlines

What the hell is going on over in Florida Serge??


JMM I am not calling you gay, I am just saying you are spending too much time looking at my crotch!
Mike AI

You know, calling me gay might ruin my business relationship with the heterosexual webmaster community.
***********************************

JMM,
not the way I see it...he called you BI and this just opened you BOTH markets,
do you need wiring instructions for our royalties?
;-)))
Serge

Jonas,

Congrats Man!

I knew it would happen soon or later. I though it would happen soon! ;) She is awesome and you
guys are great together. Best of Luck.

How's the dog? ;)))


Jesse

Mike... my attornies are reviewing your post right now to see if you are calling me gay. If you are calling me gay, expect a Cease and Desist letter on your fax machine shortly. You know, calling me gay might ruin my business relationship with the heterosexual webmaster community.

You have been warned.


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) 15 minutes left before the next baby seal gets it, buy my content and save the seal!

JMM that is pretty funny, I have to say I was inspired. Katie is very hot.

One thing though, you seemed to be looking at these photos awefully close. Are you some kind of weirdo??


Mike AI

8pm is perfect,
just need the addy
;-))
Serge

serge - wednesday it is. How does 8pm sound? this way we miss all traffic. and still have time t digest before going to sleep. you will leave about 10 pounds heavier.
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