http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/098.jpg

Billy is getting the prize of
"Most Organized Asshole"!
;-)))
Serge Fatal Attraction!

I'm watching Regis on TV and now I know who Serge reminds me of.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) What's Cooking?

Jim,
here are a few pics you were looking for!
;-))

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/index0002.html
Serge Fatal Attraction!

Shouldn't that be ... Phatal Attraction?
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well...Phallus Attraction, maybe
;-)))
Serge Fatal Attraction!

Serge ...

Shouldn't that be ... Phatal Attraction?

Colin "Such doctrines, if true, would be absolutely fatal to my theory" - Darwin

cook·ing v. tr .Slang. To alter or falsify so as to make a more favorable impression
Colin What's cooking?

but I've drove even more to divorce...
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geeze, challenges is what makes me wake up in the morning!
Serge Fatal Attraction!

Webfather
I've drove many a man, and some woman, to marriage, but I've drove even more to divorce...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) What's Cooking?

Serge
I drove very nice with you in the car. We did not go over 120 even once and I even put the top in just for you. But if you would like to try again I'm sure I could take you for a ride that you would never forget...
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Cleo, I don't envision Serge getting in the car with you again. That must have been some ride. It drove the poor guy to marriage!

;-))

Webfather

Oprano does it again:

more opportunities for webmasters to diversify and make money from the side of the adult business.

Welcome aboard, Andrew and Dan!
http://www.pharmacycash.com/
Serge Get $60 per order, GREAT for adult and non-adult traffic

Damn, now what is that goat loving man cooking up?
http://www.cleos-porn-links.com/serge.html

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

;-)
Serge I'll ride anybody, because I got:

Colin
Don't tell Serge, he will never ride in my Vette again.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Cleo,

No.
Colin Is there a GOD?

Billy,
Edd was looking for pics from you! yesterday,
let's start it with the...bang!
;-))
Serge Hosting The Future

I think its time..

I also think we have a few good pics that would make great contest pics :)

Edd.....


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

spambot, you making me hoooooooooooorny!
;-))

Serge Hosting The Future

why do I think of Tom Cruise all of a sudden????
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 17 Jan 2002 05:22:06 - IP: 172.133.52.166 - Post # 47179

because you are "in the mood"?
spambot

Billy,
ALWAYS!!!!

shall we re-start Cap Contest or whistle Dixie?
;-))
Serge

Is there a God?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Serge you miss me ; )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

why do I think of Tom Cruise all of a sudden????
;-)))
Serge

Serge
I drove very nice with you in the car. We did not go over 120 even once and I even put the top in just for you. But if you would like to try again I'm sure I could take you for a ride that you would never forget...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Just plain nasty

;)
spambot

Grimm,
you have the memory of an elephant, even I forgot that
;-)
Serge

cotac= cream of the adult crop
spambot

Cleo,
after ride with you in your vette,
I had to clean my pants
;-)

http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/ride.jpg
Serge

you trying to get ride of me?
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Can't tell from my non awake typing if I meant riding me or rid of me.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) After all that we have been through...

COTAC = College of Trade and Commerce

Colin
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Colin, stop bringing tears to my eyes
;-)))
Serge

you trying to get ride of me?
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nevaaahhh!

I even fought with Martin who wanted hijack you away from us!
;-))
Serge

COTAC = College of Trade and Commerce

Colin Ask Colin about Secrets

Ask John or
http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/
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Why Serge are you trying to get ride of me?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) After all that we have been through...

KC - just to clarify...

it is not washed only once a week...but it is always washed on Wednesday evenings!

CactusButt

Ludes? who is Ludes?

I'd rather had Luke's board,
like in Luke Ford
;-))
Serge

Serge
Why no consoles on you cotac page?
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Ask John or
http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/

;-))

Cotac.com gets no traffic,
(except a few clicks from 12 Clicks)
so, why bother?
Serge

oh boy, "coffee board" is back!
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Would you prefer to have a Ludes board?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) No consoles here

without grinds in the cup
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oh boy, "coffee board" is back!
;-))
Serge

Holy shit, Cleo!

That's a REAL circle jerk ya got there!
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Not if you click on the enter link. Sorry about that I forgot about the exit console.

Serge
Why no consoles on you cotac page?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Kind of nasty exit console, but fuck they do make money.

I LOVE AnnaMarie Islad, been there a few times in the past,
therefore I've been in Sarasota!

there is a cool sea food place down there I remember with turning platform inside...
;-0
Serge

Holy shit, Cleo!

That's a REAL circle jerk ya got there!
Colin Why is Ask Colin at Oprano? Because Oprano is good business!

Serge,

Yes. Just down the road from here.
A short drive.
Colin Why is Ask Colin at Oprano? Because Oprano is good business!

Sarasota is just below Tampa.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Moving to Wyoming to raise me some crops of dental floss

Sarasota?

is it close Anna Marie Island?
Serge

so go and catch few more zzzzz's,
we'll see you in 2 hours
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Can't, besides having really bizarre dreams I'm drank my espresso, without grinds in the cup.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) I've got blisters on my fingers

I'm not real awake yet
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so go and catch few more zzzzz's,
we'll see you in 2 hours
;-)
Serge

this is debatable..
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It depends on who you choose to live with. I have a few ex that should be in jail. Come to think of it, I did put them in jail.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) anybody know of a good hair remover for one's eyeballs

Serge, You bet :)

We're in Sarasota now.
Colin Why is Ask Colin at Oprano? Because Oprano is good business!

I'm not real awake yet and just read my post.

I'm not talking about my cats loving me the way Serge loves his goats.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) anybody know of a good hair remover for one's eyeballs

Single is good, no one to fight with.
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this is debatable...
Serge

my best regards to her when she wakes up....

Colin,
are you still in Orlando?
Serge

I just wanted to announce that I am now SINGLE !!
Kitty
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Single is good, no one to fight with. Get yourself some cats. Just feed them food and they feed you love.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) anybody know of a good hair remover for one's eyeballs

Serge,

Not yet.
Colin TGP2 + Sex Hit + CC Bill + Mr Cash + NoCheat.com + Insite = ?

Morning, Colin,
is Amanda awake?
Serge

Oprano is very good for business.

3/5 of current tgp2.com project met or became better acquainted on this board.
Colin TGP2 + Sex Hit + CC Bill + Mr Cash + NoCheat.com + Insite = ?

Morning Serge :)
Colin TGP2 + Sex Hit + CC Bill + Mr Cash + NoCheat.com + Insite = ?

I just wanted to announce that I am now SINGLE !!

Kitty
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10...9...8...7...6...
;-)))
Serge

Colin - WTF are you on?

That's been well documented!
Colin It's 4 Free!

Colin - WTF are you on? Everyone knows that milk goes for at least $20/gallon in Never, Never Land! Sheesh...
Zebra

When he's not sick in bed there is a 50% chance it will be Zebra since he is usually the only person still up when Colin awakes to get on the board.
Zebra

Colin Time (n.) A brief period usually between 5 and 7 am where I am the only person on the planet that is awake, alive, and hence exists.

Evidence? There is always a period where even the lurkers disappear on Oprano. During this time, there is free reign of the boards. The silence is usually startled before 7 am.

If a tree falls in the woods ... who will hear it first?
Colin No adenosine in this story, Why?

Holy Fuck! I had a dream last night that a cow got hit by a HUGE 15 foot tall CRICKET. The milk spilled all over this huge plastic highway and then drained down into containers where it was shipped to Never, Never Land and sold for $9.00/gallon!
Colin Another story ...

cousin or nephew.


My favorite movie of all time, Beaufitul Girls.


Also The Ref,
grimm

who directed Air Bud? That would be my favorite director.
mutt

i heard that. dropped dead of a heart attack after playing some basketball. 38 i think only.

what besides Blow did he direct? Is he related to Jonathan Demme?
mutt

Lionel makes her loins moist
grimm

thats superb, really superb.

My favorite director, ted demme died the other day. Rest in peace ted.
grimm

you knee nu veeyo caw fwee hundid sixee fo bit sir I can do fo you now ok?

that is my impression of my computer shop guy.

thank you.
mutt

Mutt, those that know me know that I would NEVER mock Lionel. He is dreamy.


Miss Eve

why you mock the great Lionel Richie?

Penny Rane ee een my ear an' ee my eye,

Wet benee dee brew sububan sky


that is my Korean Beatle impression.

thank you.


mutt

penny rover? 'sat you?


Miss Eve

herro? is it me you rooking for?
grimm

happy ending cost extra.


Miss Eve

you want happy ending?
grimm

billy kept trying to touch me willy.
grimm

who was that?

insufferable cunt:)
grimm

I hear some "winager" and water works on that ;)


KC

Fuck. Would you guys stop that? "Shout it Out" doesnt work with bukkake stains.


Miss Eve

lol, grimm... you're telling me..

I told you that Brad and Billy would be down with that!

Hey, who was it that you used to refer to as an "unsuferable cunt"?


KC

now im really going back to bed:)
grimm

that KC bukakke was funny! never thought that would happen! guess we ALL had a little too much to drink THAT night. whew.
grimm

EBP not EPB
grimm

my mind just collapsed upon itself
grimm

Not gonna 'barrrrraaasssss you, Grimmy!


Coaky + Omega Mu = Bukkake



Miss Eve

HORNK!

Robsta Craws!
grimm

EPB....them courdoroys gonna catch fi-ya!
grimm

oh bla dee!
grimm

Actually that is what Colin is probably hearing
right now in dream land ;-))

Timon Beer2 - Something New Coming

Grimmace, I got some corduroy pants.


Miss Eve

I hear a TGP webmaster doing a burn out in
his brand new Ferrari!

Timon

Chirp, Chirp!
Miss Eve

Cooooooeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeyy

KC PayCounter!

Was it a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK????


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA!


KC PayCounter!

yep crickets, miss eve, put a pillow between your legs. you are keeping me awake:)
grimm

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrimmace!

I hear CRICKETS!


Miss Eve

did anybody else hear something?


;)
grimm

If you don't want to read sick shit then
don't read what the night owls have to say!

Timon

im going back to bed, you people make me sick:)
grimm

I wake up in the middle of a night to find this crap?:)


grimm

Vick, you need to e-mail me your address, and the name you want your prize money in. I will forward it to Serge and John, and you will get paid!


Mike AI

Yeah Mutt, the Hornets have signed to come to NO. Only potential hold up is the NBA nixing the idea. They already held the Timberwolves from us... so I won't be popping champagne until NBA vote and Stern is on board.

BUT if that happens, I will be pulling whatever strings I can get to get some nice court side season tickets!


Mike AI