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Hey Snoops, you're becoming a regular over here... I like that!

:-)
Mike AI
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:14:37 66.157.53.253 Post #: 47300


9-5 job? huh?
explain
I'm going to the gym
see ya

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:14:11 24.147.73.216 Post #: 47299


Morning Oprano :o)


Snoops (Ð)
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:12:59 148.78.247.10 Post #: 47298


Sorry for the double post, but Meni, inquiring minds want to know, did you recently get a 9-5 job ?

l o l

Dr. Dreidle
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:06:35 64.161.107.182 Post #: 47297


Edd - no doubt! How many black fingernail polish, mascara wearing poseurs will be line in for the midnight viewing of "Queen of the Damned"?
and of course I enjoy explaining to them the only powers their gods have are the ones they accredit to them

But then I do dig the look some of the goth chicks ;-)



Vick Wildside ... he he he
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:05:47 68.55.232.91 Post #: 47296


Hmmmm .... A bi guy in LA ... wonder who that could be ...


Dr. Dreidle
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:02:44 64.161.107.182 Post #: 47295


There is something wrong with the site of Ron Jeremy having sex with anyone. Even that beauty...

;)

Jesse
Thu, 17 Jan - 10:01:28 65.33.12.25 Post #: 47294


I am owned a bj by a bi guy in LA.
Do I collect?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:57:43 24.147.73.216 Post #: 47293


Kitty,

I have simliar body style to Ron Jeremy and you wont have to deal with a large penis..

you interested?
chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:57:13 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47292


No telling Vick... I'll just have to double my efforts to ensure the word "poseur" comes back into vogue soon... We'd put it to good use in the 80 and 90s and its bound to be appropriate soon enough!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) A hairstyles NOT a lifestyle
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:55:56 63.100.104.9 Post #: 47291


my oh my...
ask and I received!!!...

http://www.topbucks.com/photoshoot/party2002/pages/pict036.htm

damn... and She's now single???

peace
greg

hey pornoman... show me some love over here...
greg NEW GAY CONTENT CD'S!!!
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:55:46 208.188.62.108 Post #: 47290


Serge,

I was busy kissing Liberace.. I got jealous when I saw him giving Dragon King a reacharound and I got nothing!

I got a great discount if anyone needs a Liberace impersonator!
chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:54:12 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47289


Peaches,

Not a waste at all.. Brad had his finger in my ass..

Thats how I came.. thanks again though!
chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:53:08 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47288


meni told me preparation H burns the back of his throat.
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:51:33 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47287


whoah hey i like that!
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:51:09 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47286


Chris,
you flirted with the wrong partner!
http://www.andyalvarez.com/aavegas007.jpg

THAT's the way to do it!
;-)))
Serge
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:51:05 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47285


Look for the Preperation H.. Meni and I love that stuff for anal sex..

********************

So you're basically saying that having a female go down on you in an elevator is something you DON'T EVEN LIKE! Geeze - once again, I've wasted my time.........

Peaches
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:50:40 63.147.224.5 Post #: 47284


Anyone going to go to Vargas/Delahoya in May in Vegas?


chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:50:31 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47283


Grimm,

I was in your bushes last night..

Look for the Preperation H.. Meni and I love that stuff for anal sex..
chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:48:34 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47282


Hopefully we will not see copycats of 'vampire' murder case
But look for the goth culture, attitude and look to be more popular than ever very soon, with the release of the movie "Queen of the Damned" http://queenofthedamned.warnerbros.com/ based on the Anne Rice book of the same name and changing economic climates around the world encouraging the infiltration of other worldly ethics and values for disaffected youth.

But then WTF do I know ;-)


Vick Kickstart my heart ... Hope I never stop
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:47:30 68.55.232.91 Post #: 47281


Bollocks, you poncy git!
Grimmy is a wanker!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Bob's your uncle!
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:46:47 63.100.104.9 Post #: 47280


love this


http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2002/0116/1312382.html
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:45:38 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47279


Krikey!
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:44:11 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47278


Andy,

I made a great deal on your feeds at the PHB with your fiance while you were doing shots with Serge..

Should I send you the details? Or can you send me a price :) I like an all in one price with PHB discount..haha
chris/pornoman
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:44:07 68.5.176.10 Post #: 47277


did anyone else get hit by this
hitboter pig? i get about10-15
cheating sites sign up for trades
per week :(
Kevin don't click unless you are an AWM
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:44:04 203.10.89.15 Post #: 47276


Serge,

hahaha


Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:43:31 65.32.184.112 Post #: 47275


what are you a fucking brit now?


grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:43:12 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47274


I'm fucking never going near the bushes again. Y'all Yanks are scaring me!
Colin Ask Colin
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:42:52 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47273


im going to go hide in my bushes, bbiab.
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:41:28 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47272


Why can't I drive to a park at night and find cute chicks who wanna fuck in the bushes?

**********************

Oh, yeah, they're real open - the "gays" that are doing this are the ones that are married to women. Gay men that are out don't hide in bushes in public parks for sex.

Still have some of my migraine - dammit!!

Peaches
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:40:51 63.147.224.5 Post #: 47271


and the last time i checked my bushes, i didnt find any cute people gay or straight:) i think you are getting a good solid run of movie stereotyping:)
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:39:59 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47270


Andy,
I can't wait seeing you in Tampa,
I missed the softness of your skin!
http://www.andyalvarez.com/aavegas007.jpg

Sorry, Kim,
I'm sure you know what I am talking about
;-)))


Serge
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:39:55 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47269


Re: "Why can't I drive to a park at night and find cute chicks who wanna fuck in the bushes?"

Meni, That's called a STRIP CLUB! I read it on your site:

http://www.askmeni.com
Colin Ask Colin
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:39:22 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47268


meni....you are putting a lot of thought into this. maybe you should try it out for a while.
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:39:13 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47267


I'm not gay, but I love how open the gays are about sex. Why can't I drive to a park at night and find cute chicks who wanna fuck in the bushes? And gays can have boyfriends, and still fuck others, without getting in trouble. I watch Queer as Folk Sunday nights, and Beth will ask me if I'm gay, cuz I'm watching it. Maybe I should blow her mind next time she blows me and refer to her as my TWINK.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:37:18 24.147.73.216 Post #: 47266


BTW meni, anyone who goes to a good strip club and spends only 9 bucks is either broke or gay:)
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:37:08 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47265


i did enjoy the movie snatch.


grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:34:58 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47264


Cleo,

I can assure you Serge is not gay...
http://www.andyalvarez.com/aavegas007.jpg

oh sweet jesus...

Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:34:52 65.32.184.112 Post #: 47263


Grimm, you liked Snatch too huh?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:34:23 24.147.73.216 Post #: 47262


because you are gay. maybe this is a question you should be asking your therapist meni.


grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:32:11 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47261


Why do I keep thinking about Dieter from SNL?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:31:36 24.147.73.216 Post #: 47260


zee germans always have a way of making american extremism seem rather blase
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:28:23 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47259


Grimm - thanks for the "I'm-too-Gothic-for-my-cat" story there! Leave it to disillusioned german twentysomethings to rarify depravity!

Billy - so I guess I have to go and pick a photo for the contest then since no one else said anything! NOTE: NO ONE will be allowed to bitch about the photo that I pick to use for the ARS Caption Contest.

Now what can I do to get on Kitty's good side.....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Satan is My Motor
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:27:08 63.100.104.9 Post #: 47258


Grimm,
I am frustrated by the your information and the only way I know how to deal with it is:
http://www.moviesounds.com/analyze/pillow.wav

I'm out of here!
Serge
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:26:17 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47257


they dont make walls padded enough for you my friend:)
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:22:25 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47256


oh my!

Grimm, you are TOURTURING me!
;_))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:20:57 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47255


by "sacrufice" they mean "fuck"
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:19:58 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47254


"'Bride of Satan' Manuela Ruda and husband Daniel sacrificed GOATS and chickens before moving on to human prey"

Grimm,
did you really have to upset me sooo much?
;-))
Serge
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:15:13 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47253


http://www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=489715&in_review_text_id=447099
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:11:31 24.4.254.164 Post #: 47252


am looking for some mature
*********
You might want to check with Serge...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:00:09 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47251


cheeseball:)
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 09:00:08 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47250




Mr Cash,

Look no further:
Here is a site with the complete package:
www.americansmut.com/members/new/recorded_movies.html
aalvarez
aademo

We are adding a mature feed within the next 2 weeks....

let's get you setup brutha
Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:57:56 65.32.184.112 Post #: 47249


nope...but I have plenty of nekkid pics of my!
*****************
Serge
I've seen them, remember, but I'm sure everyone else would like to see her.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:56:43 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47248


Hey!
I am looking for some mature(40+)
(no Liberace please!)
content and some hardcore interracial stuff...

If you have it,or know where to get it shoot me an E!!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:52:30 65.35.95.62 Post #: 47247


billy..when you wake up, the dream is over, and all that stuff that happened when you were sleeping, well that is just your dreams.
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:51:22 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47246


i think thrown up is the right term:)
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:50:55 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47245


There are heaps of pics of me and Ron and our lovely little girlfriend floating around but I can't upload right now- so all the ones I have collected are just waiting to get thrown up
I am sure if you look or ask around you will find some :)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:50:21 144.137.143.214 Post #: 47244


Grimm you remember Ron..

You said you could not fit all of him in your mouth : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) You want.. no you NEED exclusive content !!
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:50:09 66.157.2.174 Post #: 47243


ron jeremy?
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:48:05 24.4.254.164 Post #: 47242


Well I have to go to the store to get a new mouse since Kitty broke the ball on my other one : )

Edd.... where is the NEW caption contest pic ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) You want.. no you NEED exclusive content !!
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:45:40 66.157.2.174 Post #: 47241


http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/103.jpg

MikeAI a hulking giant??...or Billy a wee elf??

Monk
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:43:55 156.34.187.165 Post #: 47240


I wonder if they licence it to promote Viagra?

http://www.moviesounds.com/grumpy/oldpal.wav
;-)))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:41:26 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47239


Hey Kitty...

where oh where are the Ron Jeremy pics???

greg
greg NEW GAY CONTENT CD'S!!!
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:39:42 208.188.62.108 Post #: 47238


That pics is so cute !!!!
I wonder why it make me think "mommy!" ??


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:36:05 144.137.143.214 Post #: 47237


What no nekkid pics of my???

Cleo
*********************

nope...but I have plenty of nekkid pics of my!
Serge
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:28:48 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47236


wanna see mine?
;-)))
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/gotmilk.jpg
************
What no nekkid pics of my???

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Guess what I am doing...
Thu, 17 Jan - 08:25:09 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47235


****************
You Foneslut you.. you were born with kneepads!!
PK
Thu, 17 Jan 2002 12:36:57 - IP: 207.202.151.176 - Post # 47098
****************

LOL...Put this site up for Ms Kneepads ages ago...


OldFold Forgot I had this Miss Eve ((o;
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:56:44 64.220.84.86 Post #: 47234


Do you really want to see what I have on my hard drive?
*****************************

wanna see mine?
;-)))
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/gotmilk.jpg
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:54:37 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47233


That should be the new caption contest photo
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:52:22 144.137.143.214 Post #: 47232


does anybody caught me on camera with MALE goats?
**********
Do you really want to see what I have on my hard drive?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Secrets videos anyone?
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:48:41 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47231


Will you hurry up and cum already, my arm is getting tired,
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/101.jpg

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Just a few more minutes...
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:42:37 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47230


Are you sure that Serge is really straight?
*********************

does anybody caught me on camera with MALE goats?
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:40:49 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47229


gives new meaning to
"Inside Information"
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/139.jpg
;-))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:38:24 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47228


Are you sure that Serge is really straight?
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/139.jpg

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) I think he is cooking tongue or maybe crack
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:36:48 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47227


Actually just after I hit submit i thought the same thing

"My husband and I are not amused"


:P
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:34:23 144.137.143.214 Post #: 47226


"If your experiment needs statistics, then you ought to have done a better experiment."
Ernest Rutherford
Colin The Poisson Distribution Revisited: The Mathematics of Signup Ratios
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:33:43 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47225


hahaha Serge has a very presidential wave huh?! :)
**********
Reminds me more of the wave of the Queen of England.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Wonder what else is on my drive?
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:32:41 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47224


<note to self>
Serge's ear does not taste like pussy
**********
Does it taste like chicken?

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Wonder what else is on my drive?
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:30:42 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47223


http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/139.jpg

- hahaha Serge has a very presidential wave huh?! :)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:22:15 144.137.143.214 Post #: 47222


i am partial to the last one
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:19:25 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47221


<note to self>
Serge's ear does not taste like pussy.

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/139.jpg

</note to self>

Mark Extreme Green ...... deals, deals, deals ....
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:19:24 65.34.116.40 Post #: 47220


Grimm,
LOL
;_))

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
http://www.oprano.com/morons.html
;-)))))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:11:51 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47219


Grimm
I love it!

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
*********
Finally someone that understands what I do when I'm not selling nekkid pics.

Off to wash the Vette...
Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Wonder what else is on my drive?
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:10:32 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47218


Grimm! I like that!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service
Thu, 17 Jan - 07:04:28 24.205.181.253 Post #: 47217




An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
A engineer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned person who used to think they liked children.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
grimm
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:57:58 24.4.254.165 Post #: 47216


I still think that
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/020.jpg
is the best couple
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:23:26 66.157.2.174 Post #: 47215


Would you be mine...
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/070.jpg

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Order your Viagra here
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:20:46 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47214


Hitler?

looks more like Mussolini to me!
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/070.jpg
;-)))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:19:40 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47213


Everyone sing,
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood...

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Order your Viagra here
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:17:19 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47212


I think this was the best couple shot!

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/049.jpg
;-))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:15:58 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47211


Hi Hiltler
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/138.jpg

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Order your Viagra here
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:15:27 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47210


Mr. Rogers. I see resemblance. Funny. *ducking*
Colin Welcome to MY Neighborhood
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:15:25 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47209


Someday my present will become my past and then it will haunt me.
Colin Will they hire me back as PS teacher?
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:14:26 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47208


I don't know about tongues,
but I definatelly see him grabbing TITS!

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/042.jpg
;-))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:13:07 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47207


Serge
Without your beard you look like Mr. Rogers in this pic
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/098.jpg

Cleo (to know me is to love me...) Order your Viagra here
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:12:19 208.61.44.30 Post #: 47206


As long as there was no tongue! EWWWW!
MrCash! The Best Sponsors Can't Be Wrong!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:11:30 65.35.95.62 Post #: 47205


Thanks Serge...Hey! That Liberace is making a move on my WOMAN!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
***********************

Jim,
this Liberace is making move on EVERYBODY!
;-))
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/035.jpg

;-))
Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:11:22 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47204


Mr Cash,

I SAW that!
Colin "Such doctrines, if true, would be absolutely fatal to my theory" - Darwin
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:09:22 24.164.20.236 Post #: 47203


This is MY favorite!
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/quest/119.jpg


it's NOT a miracle!
http://www.pharmacycash.com/

;-)))

Serge Fatal Attraction!
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:09:02 172.133.52.166 Post #: 47202


Jim,
here are a few pics you were looking for!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thanks Serge...Hey! That Liberace is making a move on my WOMAN!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)
Thu, 17 Jan - 06:06:12 65.35.95.62 Post #: 47201