yeah, my mom thought they were a weird gift to bring to a baby shower...........SUGAR PUSSY!! ;)


Miss Eve

At least you should have grown some thick
skin on your knees over years ;-)

Timon

You Foneslut you.. you were born with kneepads!!


PK

ok here's my idea. All I ever hear about New Orleans when they knock it as a pro sports town is that it's too poor of a city, not many corporations. So i figure MikeAI has to be one of the richest guys in NO with lots of pull.

So if the Charlotte Hornets become the New Orleans Hornets Mike should get the new team to make Billy the team mascot. Paint his belly with black and yellow stripes and presto there's your Hornet mascot!
mutt

<wiping a tear> Muttly, I am a very respectful girl. Most people dont realize!

Timon, I've been under KC's desk for about 3 years now ;) I need some knee pads!



Miss Eve

MikeAI,

I thought the same thing as you about the Hornets moving to NO, just a pawn in an attempt to get something out of the city of Charlotte. BUT it looks as if this is for real if the news i just heard on ESPN is right, New Orleans will have the NBA.

Of all the pro sports most fun is at an NBA game UNLESS u have seats close to the ice for hockey.
mutt

Still posting from under Colins
desk or did you grow out of that? :-)


Timon

I was wondering why KC's collar smelled like another mans cologne!!!



Miss Eve

hey i just realized something. Miss Eve is the only person who's ever shown me any respect and called me by my full name.

i am touched.


not in the head, in the heart smartass.

http://www.opranoplus.com/muttley.html
mutt

Hey, You're not the only one that thought Liberace was sexy.... Dravky couldn't wait to get up there with you too.. :)

KC PayCounter!

Kevin Cabo !!

I know you are not going to jump on that bandwagon !!

I heard what happne after the party..
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002phb/DSC01533.JPG

Needless to say Dravyk will not be winning the least laid next year : )




Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) AVS owners should check this out something new !!

"BTW - Billy just busted a ball while on ICQ to me
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)"

Usually it takes a man in a Liberace costume to do that! Good Job!! :)


KC PayCounter!

Mutt.. I am available for private parties : )

Now you know why Mike loves for me to travel with him !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Are you an asshole ??

Billy, Is your connector still loose and dangly ??? :)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

sweaty naked Billy.


i'm gonna hurl.





mutt

Wow.. I feel good now : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Exclusive content for your members area

ron never advised me anything - I just reconfimed in my own mind a lot of stuff i already thought thru talking to him

BTW - Billy just busted a ball while on ICQ to me
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

scurvy is that curved spine thing thin women get?

j/k.......i know what scurvy is. Bleeding gums and such.


ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! YE SCURVY DOG!

that was my pirate impression.

thank you.
mutt

Muttly! I have scurvy! I cant afford fruits or veggies after paying 9 bucks for milk.

Maybe we should hang out.


Miss Eve

you must live in the high rent district. 9 dollars for milk seems high.

tho i don't drink milk so i wouldn't know.

i have rickets.


mutt

CB -

"Notice, I call them flavors, and not "scents".... :) "

Dude, A pussy washed only once a week is not a Flavor!!! ;)

KC PayCounter!

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mutt

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for 9 bucks?


Miss Eve

he advised you to stop doing porn?

ya know he wasn't a bad looking guy when he started out, he was a centerfold for Playgirl in the 70's.


mutt

Actually meeting Ron jeremy was a really great experience - we actually ended up sharing a room in Vegas for a few nights - just as friends - we had a lo in common.

But I learnt a lot from his wisdom and his experience in the porn industry and it helped me to rethink about my future plans etc
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

ron jeremy is, or was, Kitty's dream guy. I dunno what her reaction was to him in the flesh.

Kitty's?


mutt

you fooled around with ron jeremy?
grimm DN

wow, DJ coming out of nowhere with the fade-away plug.
grimm DN

it has nothjing to do with that - i was the one who decided this
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

Kitty - See what happens when you fool around with Ron Jeremy! :)
Zebra

I just wanted to announce that I am now SINGLE !!

yeahaaaaaaaa!!

what to do now.....
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

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*****
thanks God CB went to bed without reading my doubts on the subject
*****

Serge - still awake! I tried to go to sleep, but ya know, us freesite webmasters....we work long hours for no "real money"...

Your doubts are well taken...sore spots do suck...but after 15 years of sucking wife's twat, I know how to do it right and not sore!!! :)

That is one of the benfits of being together so long...ya just know!

BTW, Wednesday is shower night and the wife is into Victoria Secert stuff...

Swear to God, she has 95,000 different "flavors" in the closet...ok, not maybe that many, but damn close! :)

Any other ladies out there who like to smell good...you would cum HARD in my wife's closet... :)

Notice, I call them flavors, and not "scents".... :)

Yum, Yum! :)

Twas a really nice pear flavor tonight...one of my favorites!
CactusButt

mock me all you fagets want
$9 spent in 2 strip clubs
************
what an asshole!!!!

From someone who has spent the majority of her adult life working in clubs - I'd love to kick your ass.

Thos girls work long hard hours they have to put up with total assholes and over 90% of them are there because they have kids to feed.

How could you be such a tight ass???


shame on you


Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

-----
whatta you doing here?
-----

I come here to make fun of the folks on the short bus.
Hooper

mock me all you fagets want
$9 spent in 2 strip clubs
1 email addy exchanged with mass interest
and 1 dinner date set for sunday

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge always leaves the cliffhanger
grimm Befuddled

thanks God CB went to bed without reading my doubts on the subject
;-)))
Serge

You know when the ass cums 3 feet off the bed and she begs you to stop, then ya don't till she pushes your head away with REAL FORCE...you have done well!
********************************

not really...she might have had a sore spot and THAT what's was bothering her
;-)))
Serge

Serge - Indeed!

You know when the ass cums 3 feet off the bed and she begs you to stop, then ya don't till she pushes your head away with REAL FORCE...you have done well!

;-))))*

* copywrite Serge

CactusButt

OK, who edited my IP to make it look like I did both those posts?
Serge???
*********************

no, doing that is beneath me....the software "bot" was written with has the mind and quirks of personality of it;s own...
Serge

CB,
this si what I was reffering to:
"Goodnight as well, just finished giving my lady a great lick job...believe me, it was good, after 15 years together I know when I did it right! :) My nuts got busted really well also, so I am, to coin a phrase, spent... "
;-))))
Serge

OK, who edited my IP to make it look like I did both those posts?
Serge???
Zebra Inside and Outside...

Serge - thanks for the clarification...will file that in my memory bank.

Why the "congrats on the job well done" in post #47048?

I know, stupid question, but you know us posters who do not make any "real money" are kinda slow...

CactusButt

Serge,
I didn't post that. IT WASN'T ME!
Zebra

I talked to JoeE a few hours ago. Believe me, that IS the "REAL" JoeE that posted.
Zebra
*******************

Zebra,
leave man the plausable deniability....
here everybody has the right to say:
IT WASN'T ME!
and it's fine
Serge

Nope, CB, we never did business, we never made money to each other,
but we celebrate the same holidays

I love having Joe at my table, he is a very good guest of the family,
but no family businesses between us
;-)))
Serge

Guess I haven't learned yet...you know, us dumb "freesite builders"...

"two jew boys"? In other words, y'all made each other a bunch of money, right?

Really sorry about the stained cancelled check...I didn't think it would ever get back to ya!

:)


CactusButt

Grimm Hit me up on ICQ or email :)

UIN:3302961
$tanDaMan SexCounter

Lady Law - i would LOVE to call you but I am back in OZ and my telephone line is being taken up nby the computer right now

Do you have AIM or ICQ??

I am ICQ 123958265
or AIM kittycontent69

or just email me

thanks sweety
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

I talked to JoeE a few hours ago. Believe me, that IS the "REAL" JoeE that posted.
Zebra

Hooper,
my darling shrimp boy,
whatta you doing here?

you on the wrong board, shoo, pigie, shoo!
Serge

CB,
JoeE and me are not friends,
we are not enemies,
we are two jew boys who love to play "dicks" from time to time,
I hope this helps too
;-))

congrats on the job well done
;-))
Serge

---------
I thought you and JoeE were friends
---------

Havent you learned CB??? ;-))
Hooper ...and this is how Serge pisses me off...

*****
CB,
I hope this answers your question if the post made was real joee or not,
*****

Damn Serge, sorry I asked...

I thought you and JoeE were friends...guess I came in on the back side of things, huh?

"Real" JoeE was all those posts badmouthing you, or the one you had over to your house recently?

Goodnight as well, just finished giving my lady a great lick job...believe me, it was good, after 15 years together I know when I did it right! :) My nuts got busted really well also, so I am, to coin a phrase, spent...

CactusButt

Serge:

Yes....I'm on now! smile
LadyLaw Now I'm on....

LL, is your ICQ on?
Serge

Nice to know that I will be immortal in the history archives of porn.

Cleo
******************

aren't we all????
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
20 years from now people will read yopur posts and ask tehmselves:
REALLY?
***********
Nice to know that I will be immortal in the history archives of porn.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

Dear Kitty: Would you call me please? I have a couple of questions for you.

My cell # is 415-748-0662. Thanks!
LadyLaw Meow

Well I finally have a stable connection and I am back!!!

look out everyone :)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Dirty Dollar - Over 100 Niche Sites to Promote

Serge, what are you still doing up? Causing trouble past your bedtime again?? Posting faster than the speed of light? smile
LadyLaw YoMama!

Serge- remember, if you had my money you would burn yours:=}
************************************

Good night, everybody,
I am out to make burn something...

This "Voice from the past" was made possible by AGA,
I take no credit whatsoever.

CB,
I hope this answers your question if the post made was real joee or not,
good night.
Serge

That let Serge bullshit you all. He really is hung like a horse!

It even smells like a horse!
****************************


Cleo,
20 years from now people will read yopur posts and ask tehmselves:
REALLY?
;-))
Serge

Serge- as webfather would say"Whatever
happened to "Table manners"?"

I post what I want like you....Rick made some mistakes but hell,
he's a kid! He never HURT you or talked shit about you....

HIS BOARD MADE YOUR DUMB ASS MILLIONS;-}

Next- i will have dinner with Emilie if you don't want to go...
she has table manners:=} See sergie-the new JoeE...no piss for you{just facts}....

And if you don't LEARN at dinner you get NO dessert! Todays dessert is SLEU OTC BB... company is SOLD! Buy the freaken stock! It will go through the roof within 30 days OR LESS! That's all I can say legally!

BTW- RB,GateFold,SweetT,Terri,Cathy,Debbi,the little one,etc. all had a great
meal and learned from each other;=}

Serge- remember, if you had my money you would burn yours:=}

Condom- CEN has been paying their association members up to $45.00
@ signup...I pay 10,000 webmasters on time WEEKLY! WTF do you do for this industry but BS bro?

PS- I ain't even mad at ya!

CEN has three companies that are going into public shells....
be there! Plenty for everyone!
JoeE , CONDOM Members Make $40.00 @ Signup Paid Weekly
Mon Mar 15 13:27:42 1999 - 216.77.209.109 - Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I) - message #15419
Serge

you know me, mine dicj is small, it ain't hurt at all!!!!!
************
That let Serge bullshit you all. He really is hung like a horse!

It even smells like a horse!


Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

No comment.....Maybe CEN should oversee Serge and NetPond;-}}

I have no problems BUYING clicks from NetPond as long as they come through
http://www.trafficcash.com

In fact ANY PROGRAM that uses their stats to sell clicks is bullshit.
How many deals has anybody worked for traffic using somebodies
OUTBOUND traffic counter...SIMPLE...IT doesn't work!

What I do not like is CEN is paying $7,000.00 @ month for advertising
and SERGE and NETPOND are paying ZERO!

Cancel CEN's ADS OR CHARGE SERGE AND NETPOND!

This arrangement you have is like taking CENor RJB and making it NetPond's click
broker....Your advertisers WILL NOT put up with it unless you charge{even for posting}.
You can place a banner and say it was paid etc. there are too many CONFLICTING
scenarios...... Unethical business practice......The same with Hosting...You have guys like National-Net and Grimm{fsn} that have helpedd build your business.

Maybe CEN,RJB,National Net, KSL,Inpraise,etc..... will start a board THAT NOBODY CAN COMPETE WITH AND FEED IT 100,000 WEBMASTERS THAT WE ARE SENDING CHECKS OUT TOO.... Any suggestions...lmk! Thanks....but if someone bitch slaps me I'll turn the other cheek....If someone sticks their foot up my ass I am going to pull it out....If a someone starts
playing with my money their TOAST!


JoeE, Weekly Paychecks.....Real Time Stats!
Mon Aug 16 13:49:24 1999 - 63.67.185.136 - message #42321
Serge

This is worthy of a REPOST:

"

Good night everybody,
and the last words of the day are:
"If you don't sign up for sergescsash,
it gonna be somebody else who fuck you up your ass,
so,
why not me?,
you know me, mine dicj is small, it ain't hurt at all!!!!!"
Serge (NO piss4u!)

ROTFLMAO!
JoeE
Wed Aug 25 19:56:50 1999 - 63.67.185.136 - message #45182
Serge

Maybe you should name it the Player Hater Ball....;-}}}}}

Anyway...if anyone wants to stop by the Cheetah on their way to Players please do so.
And if anyone wants to stay i am sure we will let ya.........

Serge- Told ya.....no comment;-}
JoeE
Tue Jan 4 16:17:04 2000 - 63.67.185.136 - message #74124
Serge

I see Serge has become the time machine tonight.

Cleo (to know me is to love me...)

CEN is telling AOL to go fuck themselves..just finished depos and
we are playing hardball!

We take on UUNET , Visa, AOL- Don't sing it bring it!

PS- opt-in only proggies please don't spam:=)
JoeE, Paying Out Over $2.5 Mils On Weekly Paychecks
Thu Aug 3 14:31:00 2000 - 63.73.211.133 - message #100264
Serge

hey CEN this guy just spammed
http://www.truecelebs.com/cgi-bin/click-tc.cgi?ppr8
**************************************************************
Affiliate account that has mailed you has been TERMINATED without pay!
Prophet- I said NO SPAM, OPT-IN only bro!

Next- Serge is NOT for sale because he is SOLD;-)

AOL- Piece of cake! They are going after everybody!

Luke- Quite posting anons emails unless you reveal source...
makes you look lik eYOU make the shit up! Quote your sources or don't
listen to them! Good article for Klixxx however and farrah says "hey" ;-)

Brad- I only agree with the lobster smells like shit part;-)
Crabs coming! can you and Serge handle http://www.webmasterconfessions.com ??

or excuses;-)

Get paid with CEN and our marketing adventures or stay a po' webbastard;-)
Have a great week Netpond!
JoeE, CelebTicket Is The Best Converting Site On The Net, Therefore At $40.00 @ SignUp Is The Highest Paying Site On The Net:-)
Mon Aug 14 11:51:39 2000 - 63.73.211.250 - message #101677
Serge

Your almost correct.... The only difference between me Serge and Wedad
is that I am not in denial;-)

I know I'm an asshole;-)

sorry if I missed anybody at the party.
1,000 plus there and working on the footage at IGallery right now....

Ya'll leave Forrest alone...
CEN will have hotties... Believe me, not trust me:=) Also working on a PaySite question panel for ia2000...
JoeE, There Are Plenty Of jerkoffs making $$$ Weekly With SecretCelebs.com ;-)
Tue Sep 5 14:35:02 2000 - 208.195.144.5 - message #104673
Serge

Two things now that I am back in Fla.. Serge f*ck off..between you and
Rick "lil domain" Schwartz your bringing the cheapest property across the
street from the water down;-)

My guess is Serge goes down hard by the IRS soooon......
Going from a sign maker to finally being able to pay for consistent pussy
will crush his back.... back to Webpussy later, hehehehhehe!

Business news.. CEN finalized the deal with http://www.atmbilling.com
out of Dallas.. No mo' Visa laws... Cirrus!

Forrest- one more post and your OUT of the deal.....

Otherwise had a great time with my daughter AND MY MOM:=)
Back to Die Hard 2... love Bruce;-)
JoeE, What Other Proggies Will The Boca Boyz bring down? Not CEN!
Sat Sep 9 21:26:53 2000 - 216.10.44.90 - message #105572
Serge

Damn thick gumbo here tonight at Oprano!

No wonder I visit!


CactusButt

Hello. I just wanted to take a moment to introduce myself. I'm new here at cdbabes.com and I just wanted to say "hi" hope you have a great day.
skinsultant cd babes adult content

Personally, I'd love to see CEN go.
I'll bet they're just hanging on by a
financial thread anyway... just my guess.
sKiTz
************************************************

Personally I would like the girls you harassed in my office to kick your ass
as you tried to bibe them into dating you with drugs! Crack and heroin!
Bruce Zell- You better get rid of skitz before he brings your company down.
He sells drugs(crack and heroin) and that is from 3 different persons that
worked in cen offices that he MOLESTED!

Loser- go away! Nobody cares about you and your opnions!
I have known Bruce for 25 years and I am surprised he picked up
another companies trash..............


Have fun with this post;-))))) It's ALL TRUE:=)
KC- now that's entertainment;-)) Serge???
JoeE
Tue Oct 31 15:04:17 2000 - 216.10.44.148 - message #115177
Serge

IkeOU - you cell phone mail box is full. when you have a chance please give me a call on my cell.

Seth W

"one day you are a shield,
next day you are a bug...."

...doesn't stop you from rambling on, does it?


Monk

"I don't think I would be able to run a company with over 250 employees and many different projects going at the same time, would be way too
complicated."

You ain't lieing;-)))))))))
That's why CEN has JB...best organizational skills in the business!

I should retire like Serge;-))))

JoeE, Approved By 40,000 Webmasters!
Mon Mar 12 11:03:32 2001 - 12.27.150.246 - message #133864
Serge

fatbaby,

Don't mention her name.... now I gotta go rub one off.


Monk

LAst time I saw Webdad at the benz dealer he was looking for USED 220D,;-) What view? looking at The Booby Trap from Broward Correctional facility;-))


How are your "page views" going? ;-))) You making enuff off of webmasters
to pay your mortgage? ;-))) Just put Zhora in one of High Societies beasty sites;-)))) Beter than selling the FREE AIR that is on the earth!

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehheh joee..mistake free today, other days may be different;-)))
joee, TCG offers Payouts UnderNeath You To Other Webmasters, Serge,MikeAI,Webfather ALL have accounts to make $$$$ off of you;-))
Thu Jul 19 15:03:22 2001 - 12.27.150.246 - message #153045
Serge

Oh well, guess the stock market really hurt him but he should learn to do "above board" biz;-))))

joee
*********************

so,
JoeE,
tell me more about "above board" money laundering schemes and how stock market is treating you lately!
Serge

grimm - happy customer and sorry I screwed up the URL in the previous post...should have been:

http://www.directnic.com/

:)

I don't know joe, just cashed a few checks from him. Not as many as I would like, cause CEN as a sponsor doesn't get accepted alot of places because of their agressive "back button stealing" strategy...

Still, they have work ok for me on exit consoles where I can open in new windows...and sonofabitch if their checks ain't alwyas been on time and for the right amount...at least for what the "say" my singups were...

CactusButt

Guys,
I repost the "voices from the past" for a sole reason only,
to remind everybody:

WE ARE ALL MORTAL,
and....
one day you are a shield,
next day you are a bug....

NEVER forget this very simple concept,
will save ya lots of aggravation in your lives...
Serge

Monk.. I agree.. she's cute.. but she aint the chick from Alias...


fatbaby

It was probably serge posting anon cause I called him out one on one to Webmaster Confessions last night and he pussied out.....

he also deleted and REARANGED posts on his board....very unprofessional, right jason? ;-))) Oh well, guess the stock market really hurt him but he should learn to do "above board" biz;-))))

http://www.sexcheck.com IS LAUNCHED! Any help try kim@netmgt.com

Thanks
joee, ATMBilling.com- In Beta.....
Thu Jul 12 10:55:31 2001 - 216.10.44.59 - message #152252
Serge

yeah....what's the big deal
:o)

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops31/anna_kournikova_015.jpg

Monk

How many paysites do you have Webdad? ;-))))
How many negative or positive d-bases do you have? ;-))))

What makes YOU qualified to say this?



Serge- 2 can play the game;-))) I go like you..to highest bidder;-)))

http://www.sexcheck.com NOTHING LIKE IT!
joee, Come Here Serge and Webfather Speak Here!
Tue Jul 17 12:50:23 2001 - 12.27.150.246 - message #152784
Serge

Serge- Quit BEGGING for biz;-))))

Who cares about "page views"..can you seel those to somebody?;-))

How about results......boy do you miss Yishai;-))

http://www.trafficashgold.com

Webdad sending trafic here since 1997 through exits of other programs so I
did not have to pay him directly! I love it;-)))
joee, CAN YOU SAY NEW WEEKLY PROGRAM!
Wed Jul 18 15:19:21 2001 - 12.27.150.246 - message #152906
Serge

*****
who cares?
*****

Who cares when there is "turmoil" and perhaps some infighting in one of the biggest sponsors for adult webmasters on the net today?

I do!

God I love Oprano! You just don't get his kinda stuff on newbie boards... :)

CactusButt

CB..i am glad you are happy:) if you need anything, my mailbox is always open.

If you know Joe, you know that was him, nobody else writes in that amped, no sleep no punctuation kind of way, it is like a fingerprint, and cannot be duplicated:)
grimm Bemused

*****
that was most definitely realo joee
*****

Thanks grimm!

You would say that because?

IP address. tone of post, inside knowledge, other things?

BTW, love http:/www.directnic.com

I've got all of my worthlessass freesite domains registered with you now!


CactusButt

amen serge
grimm Bemused

Diamon Jim. You failed to let anyone know you were uncomfortable. you just sat there lookuing bemused.

There is noone to blame here but yourself:)


Fold has more grapes than the gallo brothers.
grimm Bemused

Post #46953 - real joee, or not?
***********************************

who cares?

seems like we'll hear more, we like it or not
;-)
Serge

grapes???
we don't need no steenking grapes....

who's really got the grapes grimm???
((o;

OldFold Super Bowl PickEm Coming Soon To A Board Near You

It was the first time I had met Grimm's Grapes....but there they were, and I feel sorry I had to go through that...

Diamond Jim Grapes!

your life is now
grimm Bemused

It was the first time I had met her, and I feel bad she has to go through this, I am sorry.
****************************

geeze,
"I never met this woman in my life"!

sounds like a line from a movie
;-))
Serge