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Fri, 20 Jul - 13:06:27 65.32.189.87 Post #: 4700
MikeS
Fri, 20 Jul - 13:06:12 12.89.182.233 Post #: 4699
;-0))) do you still smoke tobacco? Serge this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars!
WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 20 Jul - 13:03:16 12.89.182.233 Post #: 4698
sERGE this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars!
The Jew is born with the instinct to make money
Fri, 20 Jul - 13:01:42 65.2.201.115 Post #: 4697
Serge....check Joe......check Ron Levi.check Todd.....check Webdad...check *************************** damn, I always KNEW my parents were lying when they told me we were jewish..... ;-)) MikeS this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars!
Melody,
Fri, 20 Jul - 13:01:06 12.89.182.233 Post #: 4696
in this case I'll make a one word comment and move along.... Serge this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars! ![]()
Naw, not clitoris challenged. KayS is in a situation I used to be in. I can sympathize, so any further remarks will be ignored. I know the engine behind them.
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:53:40 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4695
Three hours of sleep, and now I'm back at it. I hate summers. Melody this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars!
Melody, KayS,
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:51:25 12.89.183.112 Post #: 4694
I can't believe you 2 behaving like your clitoris challenged collegues! I think this is the first women mud wrestling I ever watched on the boards! ;-)) but than again, today is a "Learn Human Nature" day! ;-)) wait for me, I'll bring some napalm! ;-)) Serge this is how REAL women pee! standing up and shitting dollars!
KayS, Webmaster Matrix was always Tweet's brainchild, as was Top Niche (I co-brained that one, too). I was there at their conception, I remember the births, too. 8)
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:36:10 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4693
Actually, I would normally have just said "Tweet", but I didn't want to diss you by leaving you out, so I included you. I'll not make that mistake next time. ;) Melody Please Subscribe to our C & D list
"In looking for info on a webmaster graphics place or something, I head to Webmaster Matrix (part of WebOvedrive), run by my old friends Tweet and KayS."
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:12:13 24.223.17.139 Post #: 4692
For the record - I don't run Webmaster Matrix, never have. That's Snoops brainchild shared with Tweet. And while I may be old I have very few old friends. Some pretty cool young ones though. LMAO KayS Please Subscribe to our C & D list
MikeFold, I hear you!
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:05:16 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4691
when I checked my porfolio- I rolled my sleeves up and called MikeAI! ;-))) Serge Please Subscribe to our C & D list ![]()
32400 is my new Alchemy score!
Fri, 20 Jul - 12:01:17 63.147.224.5 Post #: 4690
Peaches, how am I doing??? ;-)) Serge Getting close Serge! I better put off unpacking boxes and start playing again - I can feel you nipping at my heels ;)) My nifty new alarm system is sending out "panic alarms" on its own - I wonder if it knows me better than I know myself ;) Peaches Please Subscribe to our C & D list
Good Morning, Andy!!!
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:59:34 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4689
posting here for Netpond??? Sign of the times????? ;_))) anyway, to all who comes to NY Russian Club Sept Meet: I highly recomend getting tix to AIDA (Elton John's version) this is one heck of a show not to miss! 5! thumbs up! you can get them online after checking with Billy the day of our Nite Escapade ;-)) Serge Please Subscribe to our C & D list
Serge, KB good morning;-)
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:50:20 65.32.189.87 Post #: 4688
FINALLY our Etek2 server is back up. Last night someone hacked our servers at Candid.... Apparantly this is happening to everyone... are they targeting Candid? Lee Noga, are your servers at Candid? YourPaysite.com and MegaHardcore, our other paysites etc are back up and should be fixed within the hour...damn hackers! by the way, guys at Netpond, when I try to post it's giving me a Page Not Found error Andy A YourPaysite.com
KB,
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:42:04 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4687
1) what do you think about merits of my law suit? take a look above, not a single known drug user on our sponsor list! and it wasn't my choice!!!!! 2) I think Andy was a "prince", not a king of Laughing Stock Kingdom ;-))) Serge Please Subscribe to our C & D list
I just got the price quote from my attorney,
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:38:11 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4686
the price of reverse class action suits is $500,000. I have no choice, people, I MUST do it. This is a well known fact- I DO NOT USE DRUGS, ANY DRUGS, unless they shrink my prostate gland, and I feel like everybody in this industry who uses controlled substance discriminates against me and refuses doing business with me. I feel that I was singled out and this is orchestrated effort, I feel RICO statutes apply as well. I've had enough, people, you'll be all be brought to justice! First bunch of 137 C&D's will be sent from Paris on Monday. Serge Please Subscribe on our C & D list ![]() Fri, 20 Jul - 11:37:45 64.220.84.86 Post #: 4685
Can Congress interfere and
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:34:32 24.94.24.167 Post #: 4684
pass the laws making it illegal for somebody to be laughed out of the adult entertaintment business? How does it feel to be associated with the laughing stock of all times? " I don't. Andy Edmond is somewhere off the Puget Sound gardening I hear. He WAS the biggest laughing Stock of all time! Remember him testifying in front of congress that he was the "KING" of the adult internet and Danni Ashe was the QUEEN. KB My Bologna has a first name........and it's not O S C A R
DirtyJ Icq me, need to close the traffic deals :))) 3302961
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:33:48 216.66.64.207 Post #: 4683
$tanDaMan Serving More Bandwidth than McDonalds French Fries! Fri, 20 Jul - 11:31:40 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4682
Sergey...sorry it took so long, I had to look...
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:29:19 64.220.84.86 Post #: 4681
I still have a fairly large position in SFA.... I am watching the British Open and DMOZ editing and not CNBC.. did i miss something? Fold MaxCash ![]()
KB, legal disclaimer:
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:26:40 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4680
+++++++++++++++++++++++++ this board is monitored by 27 full time attorneys, associates, paralegals, one supreme court justice possible nominee and you are still under oath. Serge Boo!
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Fri, 20 Jul - 11:25:16 172.132.9.205 Post #: 4679
http://www.stadiumpal.com/ was watching the TV show To Tell the Truth and this url was mentioned. Too fucking funny!! Wonder how many the guy actually sells?? :)) TheEnforcer Fri, 20 Jul 2001 02:38:36 - IP: 216.183.254.20 - Post # 4614 ---------------------------- Enforcer - This is the EXACT same thing quadraplegics use. One of my jobs in college was caring for a quadraplegic. He obviously couldn't get up to go to the bathroom, so he wore a cathetor and the "piss bag." Only thing they don't mention on the website is the adhesive you have to wear to keep the condom attached to your dick! sharky Boo!
KB,
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:21:38 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4678
I have a stupid question: what happens with the person in the industry, when every time he brakes the eye contacts with somebody he hears gigle about him behind his back or right into the face??? Can Congress interfere and pass the laws making it illegal for somebody to be laughed out of the adult entertaintment business? How does it feel to be associated with the laughing stock of all times? you don't have to answer the truth if you don't want to... Serge Endorsed by "Pattycake" Fri, 20 Jul - 11:17:58 65.29.86.14 Post #: 4677
32400 is my new Alchemy score!
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:17:40 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4676
Peaches, how am I doing??? ;-)) Serge he number to call for room reservations is: 305 - 538 - 2000 ![]()
Psssst. Hey you... yeah you. If you're going to be at the Miami show, I'll be selling maps to the "Homes of the Florida Players".
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:15:53 65.29.86.14 Post #: 4675
Damn Taz... I have been advertising that tour for weeks - never thought about just selling the maps. You have my permission to sell those maps, as long as the Cybernet Expo logo is on the. We will forget the busses :-) Sharpie he number to call for room reservations is: 305 - 538 - 2000
So if I got this right.....
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:13:09 24.94.24.167 Post #: 4674
Now we are fighting over Olive loaves and Bologna. We should be very proud of ourselves, last year we were raisng money for the Auction For Angels, This year.....Oscar Mayer????? KB My Bologna has a first name........and it's not O S C A R
Zeke McCoy:
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:08:34 65.6.242.67 Post #: 4673
You must be a test tube baby... I refuse to believe you were the fastest swimmer! Please promise me you will always wear at least two condoms... ~Mark XXXPhoto The two enternal choices...
Thanks everyone for this links yesterday.
Fri, 20 Jul - 11:08:12 216.62.21.210 Post #: 4672
I hope Brad and the gang are having a relaxing time in Belize. He better put some sunscreen on or he'll be as red as his pet lobsters. JimW Got a Graphics Question? Fri, 20 Jul - 10:22:49 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4671 ![]()
yes, and I always stay in close in touch with my feminine side....
Fri, 20 Jul - 10:21:46 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4670
;-)) Serge MOdesty....what happened to you?
Serge, you are truely gay.
Fri, 20 Jul - 10:17:43 216.216.58.54 Post #: 4669
12clicks MOdesty....what happened to you?
BTW,
Fri, 20 Jul - 10:11:51 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4668
I find this post: "I don't know serge, I think I want to stay understated instead of over the top. :-) I'll keep clicks. 12clicks " as a sign mark of a true champion. Live and learn, Joee, live and learn. "this is ain't your father's oldsmobile...." nice to see how some folks change with fortunes, 12 Clicks, I am about to cry the tears of joy! ;-)) Serge MOdesty....what happened to you?
12 Clicks,
Fri, 20 Jul - 10:04:35 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4667
today you truly surprised me... I NEVER saw you being modest.... oh well, live and learn and today I learned something new ;-))) Serge MOdesty....what happened to you?
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:59:56 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4666
I'm glad you're finding the gold dust since lately I just see a lot of people shoveling around the iron pyrite. So you've just restored my faith in miracles :)) Taz ********** Taz, not exactly.... we, at OpranO, work mostly as a MAGNET of good ideas. People come here, think out loud and let market test their ideas on the spot. If asked and motivated properly, we take parts in joint ventures, help developing them, promoting them and try to incubate those eggs into a real chicken. will we succeed? I don't know, we usualy take minority position, so it depends alot on skills and motivation of major stock holder/idea generator. Serge pennies from Haven add up to 12 Millions! ![]()
I don't know serge, I think I want to stay understated instead of over the top. :-)
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:59:43 216.216.58.54 Post #: 4665
I'll keep clicks. 12clicks pennies from Haven add up to 12 Millions!
Um no, I'm not in the same house as '99 ;-)
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:55:20 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4664
12clicks ************* OK, you earned it. I, Serge, the Official Christener of 12 Clicks officially change his name into... 12 Millions. Live long and Prosper!!!!! to all newbs out there, I met the big log, 6'-4" when he was sending Serge's Cash 12 clicks a day, which resulted in his name. Today the mothefucker spits at a single mil ;-)) do you LOVE success stories??? I do and I am very proud our life passes crossed. Who is next? make me proud, god damn it! Serge pennies from Haven add up to 12 Millions!
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:49:44 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4663
I'm glad you're finding the gold dust since lately I just see a lot of people shoveling around the iron pyrite. So you've just restored my faith in miracles :)) Taz Four dead in O-pran-O
OK, just picking up on the resource site advertising thread from yesterday. Obviously, I run Adult Content News and Adult Income News, everyone knows that, and I DO charge for adspace, so I have a vested interest in this discussion.
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:49:05 63.52.219.45 Post #: 4662
Here's a question I didn't see asked or answered, and I'd be interested to hear what people have to say about it from the ad BUYER's point of view... What would you say IS the most fair (and at the same time, feasible) way for a resource site to set rates for ad space? Based on supply & demand, what the market will bear? Based on overall traffic to the site? Based on traffic to each individual page? (high traffic pages get higher rates, low traffic pages get lower rates) Based on outgoing clicks? And if so, who's stats get trusted? Based on conversion? And if so, how can the resource owner really know if the advertiser isn't a partner program, e.g., a content provider? I'm all ears, and am willing to consider thoughtful suggestions. ThrobX Four dead in O-pran-O
oh, really, 12 Millions????
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:48:34 216.216.58.54 Post #: 4661
;-)) are you still living in the same house you bought in 1999? ***************************** hmmmm, 12millions instead of 12clicks? it kinda has a ring. Um no, I'm not in the same house as '99 ;-) 12clicks who gets you your gold dust? ![]()
Serge, what's Nick got to do with anything?
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:47:35 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4660
****************** Nick http://sexcounter.com and KC http://paycounter.com are OpranO's public auditors and monitor our traffic and make numbers available to the public. Serge who gets you your gold dust?
oh, really, 12 Millions????
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:45:39 12.89.183.115 Post #: 4659
;-)) are you still living in the same house you bought in 1999? tell me the truth and I'll tell you the truth if millions excite you or not ;-))) Serge who gets you your gold dust?
Serge, what's Nick got to do with anything?
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:43:14 216.216.58.54 Post #: 4658
and a mil just doesn't turn me on like it used to. ;-) 12clicks who gets you your gold dust?
Psssst. Hey you... yeah you. If you're going to be at the Miami show, I'll be selling maps to the "Homes of the Florida Players".
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:39:38 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4657
You don't want to miss this chance to drive by these lovely gated communities and admire the security systems. Taz who gets you your gold dust?
TAZ,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:37:01 12.89.183.153 Post #: 4656
talking about pissing...I think I just over promoted myself. I got an offer I can't refuse, fucking DK and his offers! DK, one thing I forgot to mention, I can't do it solo, the entire Oprano Crew will get along with me, I LOVE working with Mike and his Merry Men, and we'll do it as a team. MikeAI, relax, enjoy Belize, I see a possible few more mils looming on the horizon ;-))) there is no golden nuggets left anymore, but I know the gold dust wehn I sniff one! 12 Clicks, you can either sniff Nick's socks or sniff where the next mil is gonna be made, it's tough to do both, and I'm telling you this as a friend. Serge who gets you your gold dust? ![]()
FUCK THE RUMOR MILL!
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:30:19 12.89.183.153 Post #: 4655
***************************** There you go again....using MY domains in your posts without written authorization. Sorry Serge, this must go on your permanent record! *********************** Yopu know what, Webfather, your "permanent record" is bigger than mine!!!!! you and your: "hey, serge, look, I bought $150,000 car you and JoeE can't afford, and hey, serge, I bought 10,000,000 Penthouse on the ocean you and ESPECIALLY JoeE can't afford..." gave me such a big kick in the butt, that I work 19 hours a day now hoping to by something near you next year! ;-))) I hate you for making me work again! ;-))) Serge Prime Instinct
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:27:56 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4654
Nice roadtrip :) Make sure you stop in Dunkirk, you can piss in public there also ;0 well, sort of, so maybe you won't miss the boards to much. I really need to make a trip back there myself, the relatives have been hounding me to come visit. Fact finding mission and tax deductible...contact an isp in each town, tell them you work on the net, ask them about their connection speeds to the US ;)) Taz Prime Instinct
12 Clicks,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:24:04 12.89.182.222 Post #: 4653
my whois gave me results: "I have to do it, because mothefuckers stole my baby from under me." is there any reason you picking up on my friends? I have friends in all places, spammers, cockholsters, new jersians, so what???? I still love them even if they are not perfect like you! ;-)) Serge Prime Instinct
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:17:18 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4652
Where in France are you heading, le nord ou le sud? Either direction though, it's a beautiful time of year to be there. Taz *********** Taz, from Paris to Normandy, thru vineyards to Nice, from Nice thru Champagne and Reims back to Paris. This is a fact finding mission and fully tax deductible, I hope. I wanna see with my own eyes if dog fucking is legal in France. Serge Prime Instinct
Actually the opposite is true Serge, I cruised here first, then netpond and then back because I didn't find anything on it.
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:14:00 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4651
******************************** hhaha, Mel, you are like an open book... how the hell may I know looking at my stats where you went first??? I throw shit in the air and see where it falls and if I am wrong folks will correct me, this is how the real date is gathered! ;_))) ******************************* How many hits did you link get BTW? ***************************** 50 from 2 am to 6am in the morning.... the fucking record! Serge Prime Instinct ![]()
FUCK THE RUMOR MILL!
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:11:59 172.149.66.66 Post #: 4650
***************************** There you go again....using MY domains in your posts without written authorization. Sorry Serge, this must go on your permanent record! :-)) Registrant: Action Advertising Box 4357 Boynton Beach, FL 33424 US Domain Name: RUMORMILL.COM Webfather Prime Instinct Fri, 20 Jul - 09:10:47 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4649
Serge, do me a favor and look up who this spammer is. I can't get thru to networksolutions.
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:10:21 216.216.58.54 Post #: 4648
How the hell morons think they'll get signups by spamming webmasters is beyond me. ******************************* Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2001 17:54:10 -0700 To: "Members" From: "Bill" Subject: Fw: WOW! I'm just a regular Joe, nothing special about me... Except my WIFE! I've put up 70 pics of her, she's the finest woman I've ever had and a body made for SEX! I can go on and on about my Girl, cause she is a Hottie, but I guess I should also tell you about other guys who submit their Wives, Girlfriends, and Ex's pics in! You have the drop dead goregous babes to the Girl Next Door pics here. Hey, that's how I found about it, and sent in my Wife's pics! Thousands and thousands of pics, thousands of movies, submitted proudly! Click NOW to see for yourself!! www.AmericanWives.com 12clicks Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!!
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:10:17 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4647
Where in France are you heading, le nord ou le sud? Either direction though, it's a beautiful time of year to be there. Taz Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!!
Actually the opposite is true Serge, I cruised here first, then netpond and then back because I didn't find anything on it.
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:06:40 65.81.6.26 Post #: 4646
How many hits did you link get BTW? MelissaD Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!! ![]()
The Jew is born with the instinct to make money
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:05:38 172.149.66.66 Post #: 4645
********************************* Serge....check Joe......check Ron Levi.check Todd.....check Webdad...check All non jews making money.....sign up here!! By the way....no check.....CASH only!! :-)))) Webfather Online Alive - mo money
Taz,
Fri, 20 Jul - 09:00:08 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4644
I thought that was fun too! making fun of fucking Zeke and all he is allowed to kiss us in the ass! poor boy probably grinds his teeth! hahhahaha, Zeke, you are allowed to suck my dick, but you are not allowed to display displeasure! here ;-)) sucks, isn't it? Serge Online Alive - mo money
Melody,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:55:53 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4643
lots can be said about you except one thing.... you never get boring! ;'-)) hahahhaha, bring your sister along, everybody lose pounds around me, I miss the real McCoy! ;-)) Serge Online Alive - mo money
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:54:53 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4642
Doesn't having that delete button just rock!!! :)) Melody, Awwww, come on, I had such fun teaching the pigs to walk on a leash that I thought teaching one to sing would rank a close 2nd on the fun-o-meter. Taz Online Alive - mo money
Watch out, I'll actually take you up on it. I haven't been to France since I was in college. 8) I understand they rebuilt the Louvres after my little sister trashed it. 8)
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:53:04 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4641
Nighty night (if I don't sleep my eyes will fall out LOL) Melody Online Alive - mo money ![]()
Later (much later IOW "good night")
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:52:38 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4640
Melody ************ ATTENTION ALL LADIES and SPONSORS out there.... my "nights" are getting full! ;-)) hahhahahaha! Todd, what is the URL of your viagra site? ;-)) Serge Online Alive - mo money
"Did you call Evans attorney, Luke Ford stated I have legal problems,"
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:52:06 207.5.243.145 Post #: 4639
------------------ If Luke Ford said it, it MUST be true! BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! ;) ~Mattyd Online Alive - mo money
Melody, we are in New Jersey for the summer, leaving to France next week,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:50:40 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4638
he gave you a VERY GOOD offer!!!! ;-)) Serge Porcine with moolah since 1997
zeke anon,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:48:49 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4637
your postings are in violation of "2) no anon personal attacks" rule and I am a "jiggaf with the badge" to enforce it. you can praise everybody anon though, but no shilling! ;-)) you were also banned from clicking on sponsor banners. Serge Porcine with moolah since 1997
Taz, never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:48:13 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4636
Zeke, squeal like a pig, why dontcha. Uncle Serge, the electrode won't fit there, hon. :-) Yup, I hear ya, we be morons, we not be stupid. Oh and to Son of Serge, thanks, but much as I like your poppa, Florida ain't my cuppa. Later (much later IOW "good night") Melody Porcine with moolah since 1997 ![]() Fri, 20 Jul - 08:44:45 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4635
Zeke,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:29:00 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4634
Sugar, I posted a tutorial on Southern Speak just a few weeks ago on Helmy's board. Please do everyone a favor and go brush up on it before your next attempt, you will be graded. Taz Bling Bling
Serge, can you message me on icq.
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:27:52 24.189.159.231 Post #: 4633
I lost all my contacts. I am about to change your finacial status yet again. :) DragonKing Bling Bling
Melody, in about 1 month I lost somewhere around 30lbs. That is about 10% of my starting body weight. You know, if you want, you can always move here and take my place here at my dad's. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:24:13 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4632
Serge's Son Writing
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:20:52 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4631
I was always told as a little Taz growing up: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. I thought that post would be a high puller for you ;)) You also just proved the point I made to someone recently: the adult version of the information highway is full of rubberneckers :) Taz Prime Instinct ![]() Shooooooooooot Serge you aint the kind of fella to be tellin lies. The truth why you made this here message board is you are Jew. A Jew immigrent trapped behind them red Commie basterd lines all them years unable to fulfill yer density as a money stealin machine. We all gotta do what we is genetically designed to do. The Jew is born with the instinct to make money any ways he can. I got no problem with that. All the power to them hook nosed curly haired types. Jus dont be stealin out of my yard so to speak or I'll blows a hole threw yer kike ass as big as a tire on a semi trailer with my shotgun. Is there any Eyetalian fellers around here this early? I needs a haircut real bad the old lady says. Melody I know my taints from my aints purty dam good. I am 100% hillbilly girl. Maybe I shouldnt be talking like this in front of mixed company and all but the taint is that real smooth area between yer balls or snatch and yer asshole. It TAINT ass and it TAINT pussy. Now there ya go I gave yall some ejucation this morning. The old lady wont lick that area on me. I suppose I should warsh more often and maybe she might feel different about the situation. My coon dog Roscoe will lick my taint on occasion if I take him fer a ride in my truck. I still says its a fucked up world where you can make millions of dollars sellin pornography and caint make a dime sellin bigotry. I tried selling pichures of nekkid wimmin with hoods on but it jus didnt work out too good. So i'll stick to sellin pitchures of nekkid Orientals and Negroes. Them international surfers like them exotic wimmin. See yall Zeke McCoy Prime Instinct
Taz, thanks!
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:14:26 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4629
I like to be recognized as a good bullshit field professional ;-)) meanwhile.... that post mentioned by Melissa about Oprano demise, was the most popular post I ever made on Netpond of late 50 /~knight/AMA/Closed.html 50 hits from 2 am in the morning 'till 6 am in the morning, I ALWAYS knew that folks go watch car racing 'cuz they LOVE to see crashes! EVERYBODY love to watch business funerals!!!!! "Rumors about our death are slightly exaturated" ;-)) (--Samuel Clemense) Serge Prime Instinct
Serge,
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:05:42 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4628
Here's the condensed version of your long post: *** Put your money where the mouth is or you'll come up a day late and a dollar short ;)) *** I agree, you are very good at what you do. Taz Prime Instinct
THAT's why I had the electrode stuck to my butt!
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:05:03 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4627
*************** try getting it INSIDE instead for better results! ;-)) Serge Prime Instinct
Avoiding stupid people? Good lord, man, you'd have to leave the planet to do that. I'm the biggest moron of all.
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:03:37 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4626
************* Melody, we are ALL morons HERE, no exceptions.... but we are not STUPID! ;-))) Serge Prime Instinct ![]()
Uncle Serge says:
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:02:17 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4625
:you were experimented on THAT's why I had the electrode stuck to my butt! I wondered. Ok, off to cook vittles for the Griz. Later. Melody Prime Instinct
Avoiding stupid people? Good lord, man, you'd have to leave the planet to do that. I'm the biggest moron of all.
Fri, 20 Jul - 08:00:17 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4624
As for your comment: :but it's a time for the truth to :be told, and Ack, now THAT will get you in TROUBLE. The truth shall make them freak. Melody Prime Instinct
What is up with this posted on Netpond?
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:59:57 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4623
************* Melissa, you were experimented on (don't worry, I do it all the time, as I said before, humans are my favorit subjects ;-) I checked your surfing patterns, and you still go to Netpond first instead of Oprano (I call it Pavlov's Dog syndrom, and you are not alone! ;-)) the only way to learn the human nature is... to learn it! ;-)) Serge Prime Instinct
Dunno, Uncle Serge, to escape the nasty people? 8)
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:53:46 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4622
Melody *************** Melody, nope....to escape STUPID people and make myself a few dollars in the process. LONG POST WARNING ++++++++++++++++++++ I called one long time friend the other day in June and he told me that it seems like Meat & AGA were getting Netpond from Nick. I was surprised by the news, because: I haven't heard it from my friends Nick or my friend AGA {yes, BOTH were my close friends, like MOST of the folks who got millions of dollars from Serge's Cash} silence, silence, silence, than I got e from AGA telling me what they were about to do and counting on my support. my support.....to Meat who was blasting me on Netpond? Fuck the ungrateful bastard! Meat is the last person on the net who deserves my support. I helped him with Condom, I gave him the road map to riches, which DK followed, incidentally, and.... "Serge you are a cunt" were his last parting words on Netpond. But.....interests rates dropped this year and my income is trimmed in 1/2, so, emotions aside, I asked AGA question: How much can you pay me to remain? another silence, silence, silence.... and that's when it hit me: I AM FUCKING GOOD! I AM VERY FUCKING GOOD AT WHAT i DO! I made money to an idiot kid slick, YNOT rocked when we all were there, I made money to Nick, (hey, from the day one Nick offered to pay me, and I said NO, I'll do it as a favor to the loyal Serges'Cash million dollar acount holder.) IS IT A GOOD TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY TO MYSELF, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! and I called MikeAI, somebody whom I know the LONGEST on the net, fought a few wars against each other, and he said YES, it took about 30 seconds for his "I DO". AGA finally sends an e, "serge, how much do you want, MAYBE we can do some business now" My responce was- I am no longer interested. And this is why I left Netpond: 1) I like to delete my own posts! 2) I can get finally paid for what I do best: getting people together. That's why I am here, and I'll be gone as soon as 30 years treasurers pay 9% coupon! sorry for a long post, but it's a time for the truth to be told, and FUCK THE RUMOR MILL! Serge Prime Instinct
Hey, I love Rotties. I also love Chows (had to put my beloved Teddy Bear down two years ago). My pupster is a German heperd, which must truly be one of the sweetest doggies in the world.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:50:35 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4621
Melissa, the truly weird thing about all the uproar yesterday and today is that it came about from *nothing*. There was never a problem, never an issue, and no need to get "up about" anything. It was one person's imaginary Windmill-qua-Giant. Melody Why am I awake at this hour? Because rust never sleeps. ![]()
Well, my little American does bite flys, but my big German just slimes everyone to death after she deafens them first.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:49:38 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4620
Taz Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!!
Taz
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:40:19 216.201.0.34 Post #: 4619
Gotta love rotties man....Just big old teddy bears with a bad rep. mine wouldnt bite a fly...but know one else knows that...=) keeps the house safe and sound Forest Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!!
Did I miss something? okay so I only worked till 10pm and was up at 7am. I always miss the good stuff.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:39:02 65.81.6.26 Post #: 4618
What is up with this posted on Netpond? ==================================== Oprano has been closed for good..... no reasons to go there anymore, please remain sitted here. This is the only board in the universe which never dies and always remains open Serge, Oprano have been officially closed Fri Jul 20 01:38:42 2001 - 12.89.182.8 - message #153100 ==================================== CJ As always honey you make a very intelligent and valid post. One thing I've noticed as an industry most people don't look at the value, except when it comes down to traffic and even then its a little hazy. I'm a numbers cruncher, crunch crunch crunch but the value of Brand Marketing can be priceless and usually very hard to track. Fine line to walk between brandmarketing and having the Big D syndrome. BTW I got offered $20 for my bad gurl hat while surfing yesterday... Okay got to get some tea and timtams (need a visit from an Aussie, my supply is running low) MelissaD Asleep on the job...but even then NOBODY IS BETTER THAN ME!!
Forest,
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:35:32 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4617
Mine do bring down the house. I've had people on the phone ask me what the noise in the background is due to these two bitches snoring so loudly. Taz Cyberglide lost 16 pounds and gained 40,000 Euros......
That's all human life is, Serge - one mistake after the other. Hopefully we learn from them a little at a time. Thankfully I did.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:31:48 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4616
So pitch me the diet when you get a chance. I'm doing a vegan, no-fat thing now, but I'm always willing to take a look at a new one. Melody Cyberglide lost 16 pounds and gained 40,000 Euros...... ![]()
I heard that, too. Somebody is running "their" mouth, but then what else is new in this business?
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:28:10 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4615
Serge, you're sending me the lifetime's supply of Turtlewax, right? ************************** hhaahhahahahhaa, I think I know the subject of today's topic and it will be: HUMAN NATURE, human mistakes in assesing relations, (no Evans, I won't talk about you not having true friends in this business) right and wrong business decissions and EVERYBODY are invited to contribute. PEOPLE are my specialty and my favorite subject! ;-) Serge Cyberglide lost 16 pounds and gained 40,000 Euros......
hahahah Taz,
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:28:01 216.201.0.34 Post #: 4614
Thank god my rotti doesn't snore... she would surely bring down the house Forest Best Feeds on the Market
it depends on with WHOM you can to to bed with.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:26:39 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4613
****** hmmmm, looks like I'm going to be grinding those Blue Mountain beans after all, the alternative is snoring Rotties :)~ Taz Best Feeds on the Market
Dunno, Uncle Serge, to escape the nasty people? 8)
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:24:10 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4612
Melody Best Feeds on the Market
Anyone from DirectNic out there have any idea why th site is not loading?
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:22:45 216.201.0.34 Post #: 4611
Trying to change some info on my domains before i leave Thanx Forest Best Feeds on the Market
When I wanted to post, formerly, I'd go to Netpond,
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:22:12 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4610
because all the people with whom I enjoy interacting (you know all the nasty people like me) were posting, and now I come here for the same reasons. ******************* Melody, do you wanna know why I left Netpond????? Serge Why am I awake at this hour? Because rust never sleeps.
Stevey, everyone I know is getting them. I've gotten them in four languages. Someone seems to be hitting adult sites and dispatching them to webmaster emails.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:17:53 209.221.206.77 Post #: 4609
Use Eudora or/and scan everything with AVG or some other up-to-snuff virus eater. Uncle Sergey say: 1) I begged them to do so and 2) they owed me favors I heard that, too. Somebody is running "their" mouth, but then what else is new in this business? Serge, you're sending me the lifetime's supply of Turtlewax, right? OK, gotta go toast bagels and such for the husbando. Later, Oprans (better than Oprahs) 8) Melody Why am I awake at this hour? Because rust never sleeps.
Time to brew more (censored) or finally go to bed, can't decide which.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:17:39 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4608
************** Taz, it depends on with WHOM you can to to bed with. wink-wink! ;-))) Serge JimC lost his hard on!
Danielle,
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:14:44 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4607
after going thru my e-mail, I found the reason of %400 jump. In 1993 the mexican peso crisis errupted. MarcDE just finished kinder garden than. Last year he made a deal with 4 mexican banks and purchased all their assets, including credit card processing terminals. Those 4 banks now process for ARS and Marc is in Mexico now, according to TOOLZ, hiring armored cars to bring pesos home. Anybody who can get their hands on ski masks and Uzis, may purchase the itinerary of those trucks by clicking here: http://cotac.com/~knight/AMA/Money.html Serge Danielle ARS jumped 400% because of new features on the sites, check 'em out.
HiHO HiHo
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:13:57 216.201.0.34 Post #: 4606
Its off to Amsterdam I goooooo 4 hours and counting. thanx for getting that button up serge...Looks Great! Forest Best Feeds on the Market ![]()
Sending a sloppy kiss to Serge and an "it's morning" to everyone else.
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:09:14 216.77.245.141 Post #: 4605
Time to brew more (censored) or finally go to bed, can't decide which. Taz Danielle ARS jumped 400% because of new features on the sites, check 'em out.
KISS,
Fri, 20 Jul - 07:06:05 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4604
did you hear that???? ;-)) Danielle, pleasure to see your face. How far back do we go? 1997? Yesterday I was passed on the rumor that some people came to post here because: 1) I begged them to do so and 2) they owed me favors Dannielle, please tell everybody how I bended your arm! ;'-))) check your e?!] ;-)) my "stick" is in the mail! Serge Danielle ARS jumped 400% because of new features on the sites, check 'em out.
Serge baby says................
Fri, 20 Jul - 06:59:26 209.214.184.152 Post #: 4603
May I have a sloppy KISS too? ............................... Any time Serge:))) Hugs, Danielle Danielle Use me and abuse me! And get paid to do it! what is with all these email viruses people are sending I got about a dozen diff attachment viruses the other day SteveyB sexwebsites free hosting with no disk space limits!
Good day Oprano even though I have no idea what it means:)
Fri, 20 Jul - 06:50:00 12.89.182.127 Post #: 4601
************************* OpranO is a cross word between Amazon and Ebay ;-)))) **************************** Anyone know what is up with ARS lately??? For some reason our conversions jumped 400% on the same traffic... **************************** MarcDE introduced new features http://www.adultrevenueservice.com/index.php?a=176066 check 'em out! ***************************** PS Big hugs to Serge baby:) Danielle ***************************** May I have a sloppy KISS too? ;-)) Serge Danielle ARS jumped 400% because of new features on the sites, check 'em out. ![]() |