mutt - what OS is your server running


Timon

anybody know if there is graphic viewing software like ACDC that can work on a remote web server not just on your own local PC?

fishin'......man that cartoon wasn't far off Bayou Mike!!!


mutt

Right when you go fishing save your
liqour for the next morning and drink
it on the boat :-)


Timon

Whatever you do, don't try and drink with Slits all night at El Squid Row in Cabo and then go fishing the next day....

Diamond Jim Click or die!

Jimmy you do not have to twist my arm for fishing in Cabo. The tourney we fished in last year is in Oct. this year.

I know I am heading down again... I am sure KC, Brad and Billy are down. We will have to get some more people in and get a few boats!


Mike AI

Mike,

Thanks!
Happy you guys could make it.
I will keep an eye out for my oprano T shirt :)))

And for the Record Ken really did cook the food. WEG was pouring the drinks...

Have to give credit...Hustler and WEG know how to throw down! :)

I hear cabo has great fishing. Lets round up the boys and catch some fish!

Also the Foundation Room rocked! Thanks Nat Net, Insite and Paycounter!!! :)
Jimmyslits Whatcha gonna do when Sergy comes down on you! :)))

Jimmy, you know we never get any QT together. It is normally just a quick hi... We really need to fix this.

I have to say though, you know how to throw a great dinner!


Mike AI

Does anyone here know who it is sending insane amounts of ICQ spam to iFriends?

I don't mind an occasional spam, but it's getting completely unreasonable.

If anyone here knows the culprit, feel free to clip them over the earhole for me!
Whitegold There ARE women in your traffic

Todd I guess you did not hear all the toys that Tonda gets from you she sells on her own site..
Did you hear about it ?

Tonda Toys : )


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DJ-so true...where the hell is KC :)

Mikey you would of loved it!

Jimmyslits Vodka shots with serge!

Hi Guys,

Any Germans, Dutch or Asian webmasters here ?
contact me please!
need some more help !
ICQ: 121258311
Kevin International Webmaster Comunity

Randy Johnson?? hmmm
I missed that one
SickFold Feeling Crappy Louis

Mike,

thanks for the order, we were glad to help my friend:))
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Peaches, if you need some goodies, send me an email:))

thanks


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Actually, I do recall seeing Randy Johnson lately, Slits...Tall gentleman, rather considerate of others...LOL

Diamond Jim Get in while you can!

Todd, I know Stan the Man ordered a bunch of toys the other week, and you guys were on the ball. It definately helped out for the photoshoots!!

You are definately the king of toys!


Mike AI

too bad I won't be coming to any in the near future due to being *cough.... busy ;))))

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Ah, those "Todd Goodie Boxes" sure can keep one busy :) I'm still looking for mine after the move - I "hid" it very, very cleverly......and now I can't find it - doh!


Peaches

A FYI....

I'm available as a consultant to any commercial bulk emailers who require a little help. ;))

My time only costs $2,500 per hour. BTW 45k cost recouped from 3.2m list in three mths...hahahahaha

;))

Btw,mutt,the golf clubhouse/strip club combo is already in progress...great minds and all that ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) Bon Jovi wrote "Slippery when wet" about here.

RRRED-say it aint so!!

DJ-Have you seen Randy Johnson lately?
Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

Thanks Fletch!! Well it was nice seeing everyone at the show... too bad I won't be coming to any in the near future due to being *cough.... busy ;))))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Rrred,

hi there, Shucks that's no good.

shoot me an email, and I am sure Fletch will hook you up with some goodies:))

hugs

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haha Lisa that's right... gimmie a call babe... uhm like 37 times ;))

Todd good idea. I broke all mine from my care package last year. I'm screwed ;( uh actually not screwed lol
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

and I'm not even a "LESBIAN LOVER"!
+++++++++++++++++++++++

Peaches, you just haven't met the right woman yet....
SykkBoy

Tonda @ Rrred,

I gotta start your own line of toys for you gals. The T-Red Collection:)
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Serge,
look forward to your interview with Larry Flynt, it's going to be a winner!!
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I have some of Todd's toys...let me rephrase that...I have alot of Todd's toys and there are some pretty good ones:) Thanks babe for the nice words!
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LittleC NEVER spams...
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Times must be tough :) And how smart to spam nothing but adult webmaster email addresses......I've not received one on any non-adult email addys.

Just got 10 more - and I'm not even a "LESBIAN LOVER"! :)


Peaches

Peaches, RRRed, have you heard where some girls are putting those teeny little cell phones? (Naturally, with the ringer set on vibrate!)
And then when their guy calls...anytime of the day or night...well, you get the picture. ;))


Lisa Nothing could be finer...

Peaches, Diamond Jim,
I don't believe you!

LittleC didn't wanna pay Mart $45,000 because of his alleged spam,
LittleC NEVER spams...
it's gotta be Forest!
;-)))
Serge

Nice to know I opted-in to Little C's email program with every single email from every domain I own....well, maybe she missed a few...only 580 of them so far...
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I'm sure
John "where is the fucking money" Cotac
opted for LittleC mailer too!

anybody wanna put him on opted wiring instructions list?
;-)))
Serge

Nice to know I opted-in to Little C's email program with every single email from every domain I own....well, maybe she missed a few...only 580 of them so far...

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I'm at 62 so far :|


Peaches

Drinking with Slits is a dangerous proposition....unless you have Irish brothers, than you can hang pretty well...
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1) secret of russian drinking is in the food you take with vodka

2) I don't have Irish brothers, but Jewish John is like a brother to me!
;-))
Serge

Gee, RRRed, so important you had to tell me twice :)

I've heard that humming at the grocery store - so you're telling me all these women have kazoo's stuck up them?! I had no idea ;)


Peaches

hahahahhahaha! oh god i forgot about lunch LOL
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Re: post#46265 and post#46265

Thats funny, but now i'm gonna think that everytime i pass an old lady.

Babyluv
Babyluv Megaflix: drop by, it'll do more than blow your mind!

Nice to know I opted-in to Little C's email program with every single email from every domain I own....well, maybe she missed a few...only 580 of them so far...

Drinking with Slits is a dangerous proposition....unless you have Irish brothers, than you can hang pretty well...

Diamond Jim More coming soon :)

JMScore, I love her mouth!

RRRed to LadyLaw when she tells her she was having lunch with John and me:
"what does Serge want? a blow job"?
;-))

;-=)))


Serge

My virgin eyes! Serge, don't you have a board reserved for such a potty mouth like RRRED? ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Peaches you ever walk by a lady in the grocery store and hear a slight humming noise? Those strap on rigged ones are the ones I'm talking about ;) I'll bring you one when we go antique shopping ;)))

Yeah slits, just call me mother hen ;))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Peaches you ever walk by a lady in the grocery store and hear a slight humming noise? Those strap on rigged ones are the ones I'm talking about ;) I'll bring you one when we go antique shopping ;)))

Yeah slits, just call me mother hen ;))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

My babysitting days are over for puking wussies ;)))
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RRRED,
do you know why some people puke???

Puking is the BEST way to save yourself from hangover in the morning!

if MikeAI puked after the Russian night club,
he'd feel like a baby in the morning.

I did!

and all I had to do the morning after was wash the car,
with absolutelly clear head!
;-)))
Serge

No shit RRRED...

I have heard some tall tales in my time but that one takes the cake :)


Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

Who needs men girlie? ;))) BTW I'll be there to hold your hand so let me know!! :))

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Oh my! If RRRed's holding Tonda's hand, how's Tonda gonna hold the toys?? :)

Tonda! It was great seeing you again! The National Net Cabin is 15 minutes from my house and I only see them at shows too! But Shok I somehow see everyday....damn nightmares......
Peaches

Slits and Serge, just make sure I'm not around when this happens. My babysitting days are over for puking wussies ;)))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Jimmy,
AMF!*
;-))

*-copyrighted Marc De


Serge

Yeah I gotcha ya serge...

before I forget....Fuck you :)))


Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

You have to run Oracle to count Slits' drinks...MySql can't handle it. ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

OK, you have a date in Florida, any time 'till mid June is good with me.

I'll drink you under the table, you can eat me under the table...

damn, it didn't come out right, you can feed me under the table!

damn, this doesn't come out right either...

you know what I mean, right?
;-)))
Serge

>>>>>>>>I have some of Todd's toys...let me rephrase that...I have alot of Todd's toys and there are some pretty good ones:) Thanks babe for the nice words!

Who needs men girlie? ;))) BTW I'll be there to hold your hand so let me know!! :))


RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

we won't count drinks,
we, russkys, count BOTTLES
;-)))
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That had to be repeated :)
I love the way you guys think!
hahahahah...... :))
Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

You dont know me very well serge... :))
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Jimmyslits,
it's ok, I intend to KNOW you better after we finish second bottle
($28.56 retail)
;-)))

we won't count drinks,
we, russkys, count BOTTLES
;-)))
Serge

oh, c'mon, I got ScottPB and myself under the table with pocket change, we don't need Amex this time
;-)))
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You dont know me very well serge... :))

its ok....make sure you bring John so he can count your drinks.

I will bring JMscore to count my drinks :))))

JMscore fire up the Jettis drink db :)
Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

Toolz -

I will add you to my icq in the morning...I am heading out to grab some grumps and a beer or two or three!

Serge -

I have some of Todd's toys...let me rephrase that...I have alot of Todd's toys and there are some pretty good ones:) Thanks babe for the nice words!

Slits -

When you can only find time to tinkle and eat once a day...let alone post on a board...you get in everything you have to say in one big swoop!


Tonda Free Feeds for a Week!

As long as the shots are on Ken's Amex I am game Serge :)))
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oh, c'mon, I got ScottPB and myself under the table with pocket change, we don't need Amex this time
;-)))
Serge

Tonda,

You're right, ICQ me or I'll give you a call tomorrow:

92440098


Toolz ARS

let me know when you are coming to Florida,
it's my turn now loading you up on vodka!
;-))
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As long as the shots are on Ken's Amex I am game Serge :)))

BTW nice meeting you John_Cotac!
Jimmyslits Oprano Rocks!

Honorable mention for Gameworks and I wasn't even involved....I didn't know I was so special, Slits. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Tonda,
the pleasure was all mine,
you impressed the heck out of me!

you are more vibrant and alive than the best Todd's toy!
;-)))
Serge

holy post Tonda! :)
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

RRRed,
you got his name wrong..
it's:

John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????) LOL ;-)))))

Good Night everyone:)

Well, I have no officially been in my office on my computer for not quite 12 hours. I don't think this is ever going to slow down!

Anyways, I have been awaiting the opportunity to come and give my version of the post show recap:)

First, I would like to say thank you to everyone that made this past show so enjoyable. I had more fun at this show then I have had in a long time. I got to meet faces that I have been doing business with for four plus years. (Robert Curtis it was nice finally putting a face to the guy I use to chat with when I was just a newbie. I hope that we will be able to hook up in CA sometime and have a drink or two or three...you know me!) I was also able to take the time and really get to know some people in the industry that I have worked with but never taken the time to get to really know them. (IE....Kjell likes his beers...Ken hates smoke...Jordan always books his plane flights in the middle of a fantastic dinner...this is ok though Jordan...it leaves more for me to enjoy...and last but not least that Bob Botto cuts his meat up the same way I do!!) As always it was great to see all my old friends. (MikeAI and Katie, Billy and Dee, Luke, Peaches, Amanda, Virtumike, Porn Resource crew, Ynot Bob, BigB, Toolz, Shannon, Jim and Maria, RRRed, and finally Shok...you know the man lives 40 minutes away from me and I see him more at shows than I do in town....oh well the joke I played on him will go down in history....I am just anticipating your rebuttle! If I missed anyone that I should have mentioned...hey I am sorry...I can only put so much memorized material into this little thing ya'll call a brain!)

Second, there are several people that was going to hook up with me after the show for some biz....let's do this...I have a feeling 2002 is going to be a great year! Toolz, Bestat, Zebra, Hugo, Amanda, and all the others lets get together this week and get things finalized.

Third, I want to say that Serge...I am so glad I finally met you! You and I have conversed for quite awhile now and to put a huge smile to that witty sense of humor you have is excellent. I look forward to more meetings with you.

Finally, thanks to the PHB for an event that was a blast. I appreciate your thoughtfulness for the award of Biggest Bitch of 2001...although I am sugar and spice and everything nice and I really think that there were better candidates more qualified...ooops there I go again...and I wonder why I got the award!!! Thanks again guys and I hope that everyone had as much fun at this past show as I did:)


Tonda Free Feeds for a Week!

it doesn't flow, but it's TRUE!
;-)))

let me know when you are coming to Florida,
it's my turn now loading you up on vodka!
;-))
Serge

Even though I didn't personally know "gimmie the fucking money" John, I'm not stupid. I only made those bets with those who didn't expect me to pay up ;))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Jimmy "stay awy from my wife" Slits

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just doesnt flow sergy :)
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

whoops, almost forgot,
JoeE,
I got today the crab claws you sent for Xmass,
I'll deliver them personally to the office tomorrow, so we all can enjoy them!

if I have to run, you can start without me!
Serge

Jimmy had you drunk like a $2 ho ;-))
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thats a freakin Pearl man!

Mark...too funny!
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

it was one shot after
5 vodka cran juices and that place knows how to make them right, I barelly tasted juice!
;-)))
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That warms the cockless of my heart!


Marc did I mention how Aweomse Gameworks was?? Great job Maxcash ,ARS and JMScore! :)))))

Name the place.....I am there!
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

I had a 100 dollar bet I'd get him out of his jacket and on to the dance floor but I failed :(
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I LOVE honest women...
do you have his wiring instructions?
;-)))
Serge

Jimmy had you drunk like a $2 ho ;-))
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so?

that's why it was him who got nick name
Jimmy "stay awy from my wife" Slits and not you!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I had a 100 dollar bet I'd get him out of his jacket and on to the dance floor but I failed :(

I'm losing my touch.
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

RRRRed,
I think he'll be looking for you at the next one...
what have you done to him?
;-))
Serge

Ulfie, Billy is in charge of craw fish boil, he does it best and I promise to you get us invites!
;-))
Serge

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002phb/DSC01488.JPG

so how's my man? ;)))
RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

The Gameworks party was done by MaxCash, Hustler, and ARS.

Marc De
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in this case,
I bet you that Jimmyslits and me are NOT the only 2 confused...

Can you imagine how Ken was pissed when I came to him at the booth and asked him if he is coming to RB's Gameswork party????
;-)))

I think few things at the show are now have life of their own and be credited to founding fathers REGARDLESS of who sponsors it????

Classiest Dinner is Ken's signature
Gameswork is RB's signature,
MikeAI's party is MikeAI's signature regardless how it's called and whom it parodises

sorry, guys, but perception IS reality
Serge

damn Serge no wonder you pussed out of doing shots with me

Jimmy had you drunk like a $2 ho ;-))

did he take advantage of you like I would have ??

;-))
Mark Extreme Green .... have you hugged your stats today ??

Mutt, here's a good spot to start scouting sites for your new course.

http://www.afghan-info.com/Tourist.htm

The best part is the holes are already there. ;)

Serge, when is the event in NO in May?


Ulfie

Oh blah blah blah to all of you. Who gives a rat's hair coat who paid for dinner. Did anyone notice I was in the kitchen scrubbing dinner after all you guy? *eeeesh


RRRED Wegcash / Join4free

Jimmy, I dare ya to come to Fla, what can I do to make this happen ??

;-)))
Mark Extreme Green .... have you hugged your stats today ??

Shawn - Big 3? I'm not touching that one LOL

Marc De

It was one shot for christ sake :))
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did you ever hear about straw which broke the camel's back????

it was one shot after
5 vodka cran juices and that place knows how to make them right, I barelly tasted juice!
;-)))
Serge

Serge - I think this calls for an AMF. I'm already on a roll today ;)

The Gameworks party was done by MaxCash, Hustler, and ARS.

Marc De

Of course you were right Jimmy, it was the Big 3 at Gameworks
RJB Flynt Digital and ARS


Toolz ARS

But thanks for correcting me Serge :)))
Jimmyslits
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hey, Ken corrected me when I thanked him for dinner, he told me he only paid 33% but got 100% compliments from me, what a bargain!
;-)))

that's when I started my apologies to you
;-))
Serge

Serge,

It was one shot for christ sake :))

I am sure you have done more than that!
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

Dont make me come to Florida :))
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Mark, please make him come to Florida!

let's have fun with him as he had fun with me and John loading us on Vodka!

no wonder I lost 23,900,300 clicks to Jim playing pin ball with him at Gameswork!
;-)))
Serge

I thought it was ARS and MAXCASH??

But thanks for correcting me Serge :)))
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

I hope you and John enjoyed the vodka shots.
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we did!
we liked it so much that we left Gameswork earlier and walked back to Venetian on foot,
just to be closer to each other!

BTW,
I think Gameswork was FlyntDigital and MaxCash party!!!

with so many sponsors sponsoring the same event,
one never knows whom to thank for!
;-))

who else sponsored Mandalay Bay party?
Serge

Slits...permanent vacation? ; )
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something along those lines JMscore Crazy weekend!

Mark Sorry I missed you.
Dont make me come to Florida :))
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

Toolz,
you are right,
and I think Christian should be given opportunity also!
;-))
Serge

lol...
No problem Serge.

I hope you and John enjoyed the vodka shots.

When Ken told me you guys were coming I was so excited :)
I hope the food was satisfactory.
Ken puts on a hell of a Dinner.

I think he was even in kitchen preparing some of the meals..

Btw while I am here...Just want to thank ARS and Maxcash for putting on the gameworks party.

One word: AWESOME : )

Toolz..You are a sick fuck :)
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

I heard Brad will pay top bucks for this dynamic duo!
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No shit eh? Problem is I think they both already have enough to go down that road, now JmScore and I, hey, for a ham sandwich we can move mountains.


Toolz ARS

Hey Marc and Ken are good looking guys... if you're into that kinda thing.


Toolz
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yeah, and I like having my finger in every pot, if you know what I mean
;-))

you think we can turn them both into a good content?

I heard Brad will pay top bucks for this dynamic duo!
;-)))
Serge

Jimmy, damn man I missed you at Gameworks ;((

I yelled to you but it was too loud in there, maybe next show

;-))
Mark Extreme Green .... have you hugged your stats today ??

Serge...what Toolz said!

Slits...permanent vacation? ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

for what??

I as gone for the weekend... :)
Jimmyslits
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for busting your balls at the dinner you threw together with Ken,
and for somethign you told me:
"Stay away from my wife!"

I am sorry, I really am!

I usually don't do it to the dinner hosts,
good food is something I hold in very high regard!
;-))
Serge

Charley Sleaze's would be better (no copyright hassle).
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not according to Charley's Crabs!
;-))
Serge

Jimmyslits,
I hope my apologies reached you
;-))
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for what??

I as gone for the weekend... :)
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!

would you rather have them fondle you?
Serge
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Hey Marc and Ken are good looking guys... if you're into that kinda thing.


Toolz ARS

mutt,
Charley Sleaze's would be better (no copyright hassle).
Torone

Toolz...funny how these guys show their affections, isn't it. ; )
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would you rather have them fondle you?
Serge

I think he may be pissed he isn't in the running for Newest Asshole anymore. ; )
JMScore
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well, he can run for the most bearded Asshole!
Serge

Jimmyslits,
I hope my apologies reached you
;-))


Serge

Toolz...funny how these guys show their affections, isn't it. ; )

Serge...rumor has it around here that Ken is going to dethrone Fold next year...I think he may be pissed he isn't in the running for Newest Asshole anymore. ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)