Janey Darling! It was so great to
love on you at the show! Can you
please name one of your breasts
after me, kinda of a namesake [grin}...
I know, Im a mess, but I admit it :-))))
Love you Babee :-))
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Honey, if I was into tattoos, I would put your name there and then you could give me you know who's address and I would send a picture..;) LOL! Love you too Lee and you take care of yourself!
Mon, 14 Jan - 19:07:50 24.205.181.253 Post #: 46200
JMScore - Only one problem....everyone knows that I'm too stupid to know how to use ICQ :)
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aint that the truth!
Good seeing lots of you. Way to many to list.
Yes, ken that includes you :)
Jimmyslits ZIP bam boom!
Mon, 14 Jan - 19:07:25 24.56.22.3 Post #: 46199
But if we find a good location with enough cheap real estate the driving range is a GO!
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ha! I got it for you!
buy land next to MikeAI's house!
phone lines go dead, heaters go dead, AC will go dead in summer...
shouldn't be that expensive!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 19:06:22 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46198
AMF is one of Marc's babies, don't think I've seen it used on the board though I'm sure it could be very useful in quite a few situations. Much more useful than LOL.
naaahhh, they would never hold THAT against him!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 19:04:29 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46195
Toolz, I think this is PEARL!!!!
AMF's=(Adios Motherfucker)
you gotta copyright it on the board before it gets to Webster!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 19:03:22 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46194
well we can't everything. Virtual reality golf is pretty good nowadays and will get even better. But if we find a good location with enough cheap real estate the driving range is a GO! Krispy Kreme kiosk inside is a good idea. Cigar bar for sure.
mutt
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:49:47 64.22.133.123 Post #: 46185
ok once the golf course/strip club concept has taken off we will move on to another project.
The next project is patterned after the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant/entertainment center for kids concept.
Project X, Chuck E. Sleaze's, will be a total entertainment enviroment for men. Hooters? Rick's? Once Chuck E. Sleaze's start opening up nobody will know what those two names are. This is going to be everything a man wants in a night out, the best video game arcade, great food, topless waitresses, strip cabaret shows, adult video store, virtual reality sex, private party rooms for bachelor and birthday parties.....and great food too.
Maybe this already exists? I know some strip clubs have gift/video stores.
Chuck E. Sleaze's Gentleman's Paradise™
mutt
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:49:07 24.112.37.86 Post #: 46184
JMScore - Only one problem....everyone knows that I'm too stupid to know how to use ICQ :)
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is that the reason you never authorized me?????
damn!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:44:22 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46183
RRRed, JMScore - Damn....This board just went to shit in the last 60 seconds :)
JMScore - Only one problem....everyone knows that I'm too stupid to know how to use ICQ :)
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:41:42 64.22.133.123 Post #: 46182
Serge, a little consideration is all I ask. ; )
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JMScore, after I got those lobsters, bottle # 15327 of Cabernet Savignion,
you can ask for MORE than just little concideration
;_)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:40:14 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46181
BTW, can you ask Ken to quit icqing me for answers to your questions? Much appreciated!
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No, I can't, he never authorized me!!!
he knows better!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:38:38 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46180
serge
i didn't mean Larry getting a check. I mean the woman was probably paid for her 'silence'. That story was for real. I had a really good source for it.
mutt
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:37:17 24.112.37.86 Post #: 46179
RRRED...nothing wrong with that, is there? : )
Serge, a little consideration is all I ask. ; )
BTW, can you ask Ken to quit icqing me for answers to your questions? Much appreciated!
hmmmmm.....how much money does Larry give/raise for the Democrats?
Serge, ask him who he'd like to see run for the Democrats next election. Also ask him if his detectives have uncovered any scandalous stuff about a politician or religious figure? He had a woman who Dubya knocked up and paid for an abortion and was ready to go public but the woman clammed up. Probably got a nice check from an anonymous source.
Ken, what strip clubs does Hustler own? I know he is opening one in Ohio, i thought it was a first for Hustler but maybe he already owns some.
I gotta talk to Larry. This is an idea I've had for 10 years. Golf is a huge business. But for many working class stiffs the private clubs aren't an option and even the public courses are very uptight.
So I wanna develop a public golf club for the masses, no rules about what a person wants to wear, he can play barefoot if he wants or naked, booze is of course fine anywhere on the course, a cool tropical style bar between the front and back nine.
And then the piece de resistance, the clubhouse/restaurant is a top notch strip club.
I figure guys will show up to play this course at 4 am Saturday morning and won't leave until Monday morning.
Larry and me can develop the first one together, then we'll syndicate across North America. I need a catch name. Hustler Valley Golf and Cuntry Club?
mutt
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:17:23 24.112.37.86 Post #: 46170
Hahaha....
I've seen you slam before.. no demonstration necessary.
Mutt, I'm sure Todd will help you promote it to Democratic kids only!
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:03:09 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46168
I am in negotiations with Larry on a licensing deal for a whole new line of merchandise aimed at very large demographic.
I have factories in Asia just waiting to start producing my line of Li'l Hustler Kidz™ toys and clothing. Imagine sending your kids to school in their Li'l Hustler™ T's, sweatshirts and sneakers carrying Li'l Hustler™ lunchboxes and knapsack/book bags!
MikeAI,
I forgot, do we have any limitations on same type ads on Oprano?
will that be prudent if we have 5 hosting companies, 4 cc processors and only few pay proggies?
do we wanna turn Oprano in B to B?
I don't know what to do....
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 18:00:01 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46166
The PHB looked to be quite a success from what I've seen and heard. I'm sure it will become a staple of future shows! :>))
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you call it a SLAM???????
c'mon, I know you can do much better than that!
;-))))
want me slam something or somebody just as a demo?
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:56:45 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46165
Heheh.. no problem Serge. :>))
The PHB looked to be quite a success from what I've seen and heard. I'm sure it will become a staple of future shows! :>))
Serge... you know I wasn't trying to slam the PHB at all.
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The Enforcer, you and everybody else have the rights to slam anythign and anybody you like to slam.
I just can't do interview with LARRY FLYNT on one hand and tell on the other what they should or shouldn't post,
he'd NEVER forgive me for that.
Slam anything you want, slam your heart out...I usually do
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:51:23 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46163
2 FRESH Goats For Sale.
Very Good Quality/fresh meat. Horns only.
High Fuck thru Rate/Extremely Low complaint rate (normally 5-10 per 1000 goats).
If you know your goats, they should fuck for themselves in 2-3mths.
Must Sell - $45k for 10,000 GOATS! no trade offers please,
I don't fuck cows no more!
Serge 4 Spammer diamondman post #46159
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:49:09 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46162
Serge... you know I wasn't trying to slam the PHB at all. All I was pointing out was that each place had people who had a good time and that is what matters most.
I see no reason for either side to be slammed as they are vastly different types of get togethers.
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:39:28 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46160
Looking forward to the Larry vs Serge show :)
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Ken,
please call me on my cell if you think that I hump his leg too much...but I just can't do it "politically correct",
I'm sure he understands!
;-))
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:34:35 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46158
Serge,
I can't wait till Larry explains to you why he loves being a democrat:))
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:32:25 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46156
I don't know much about Larry personaly,
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Ken,
and this is one of MY angles and iterests...
I wanna know what makes Larry Flynt tick! as a businessman and as a human being.
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:29:14 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46155
Damn. PB was this PHB was that.
WHO CARES??
All that matters is the people who went to the respective events had a good time and from what I hear people at both places enjoyed themselves.
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:26:54 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46152
I'm sure Larry will tell what puts him apart from his rivals who lose millions on the net while he doesn't (I won't be surprised if he just says KEN, but I'm sure there is more to it, as his rivals were looking to court fights while Larry Flynt was looking for web aliances)
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Serge,
Thanks for the credit, but you're right, there is a lot more to it.
I don't know much about Larry personaly, but his business empire is very impressive.
Unlike the other publishers, Hustler has been able to leverage their brand name into Video, Internet, Stip Clubs, Retail stores and even a Casino!
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:23:54 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46150
Serge,
Gotta love anons reporting on a party they didn't attend. If there were any hookers then I must not have been paying attention of course I was there with a friend of a friend who used to do opium rectally with Elvis so what do I know.
Toolz
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:23:01 24.120.146.242 Post #: 46149
Fuck you then!!!
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hey, I thought we passed this stage already!
I just want LOVE now!
;-0-)))
You can have the wind from my ass!!! ;))
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I hope it's combustible!
I always wanted bring a torch and see it blow!
;-)))
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:20:28 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46148
J.Low,
JohnIP?Sounds more like me ;))
Nickatilynx
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:17:32 24.69.255.204 Post #: 46147
Also Brad did not buy Liberace,
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oh yeah???
would he blow Chris Pornoman and let cj ride him if he wasn't bought?
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:17:23 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46146
Fuck you then!!!
You can have the wind from my ass!!! ;))
(Ok,so the truth hurts ;)
Nickatilynx
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:16:44 24.69.255.204 Post #: 46145
one thing some people forget though is there was another sponsor for the party.
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J low,
JohnIP threw a very good party, the view from Mandalay Bay top was to kill for!
I personally saw no hookers,
even though I heard the story when somebody was trying to pass one of the cute girls some pills of unknown origin.
I am not a huge admirer of JohnIP,
I liked him more when he was shadowing RB, and wasn't "Money Mover" he plays with me today,
but hookers????
Also Brad did not buy Liberace, we merely rented him for a night!
:-)
Mike AI
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:12:23 63.100.104.31 Post #: 46143
Maybe offset any cost from your wedding present ;))
Nickatilynx
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really?
...and I just spoke with Anthony how he'd drive with you to my wedding....and I'd even pay for gas!
my judgement of your charecter tells me that I'll get Dali original lithograph from you with slightly bended corner where the signature usually is
;-)))
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:09:23 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46142
it appears j.low is becoming a popular handle for anons. there is and will only be one real j. low. confucy knows who i am.
it is amusing how john ip explains away his employees bragging about their rampant use of drugs. he says it is merely fiction. i have it on numerous accounts that john ip is pulling the wool over our eyes. john ip and insite spent 20k (HAR HAR) on getting his employee completely wasted on drugs. throw in the debasement of a hooker, and some idiot fat guy always taking his close of, i would say john ip is moving up in the scumbag world.
couple this with a tidbit i heard of bounced checks, and some kiting of money going on over at insite. maybe john ip has an enron deal going on. shell game with money.
one of my good friends who is a webmistress attended his party in vegas. said it was a classy event. i asked if there were any hookers and drugs, she just laughed. tony morgan knows how to throw a party. one thing some people forget though is there was another sponsor for the party. wonder if the other sponsor got his moneys worth.
not to make anyone feel like i am singling anyone out. the same people said the phb was a dead event. liberace? what a joke. guess brad has no friends afterall. none that he does not buy anyway. these people left and went to the players ball. it seems darren keeps hiring the same talent. i doubt digital underground will make any comebacks. maybe he can get new kids on the block next show. i heard that event was heavily tilted to the minorities. i did not realize this industry had some many african american webmasters.
i will be watching. will you be reading?
J. Low
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:07:40 205.188.201.197 Post #: 46141
anybody know where I can get Remington replacement knives at BIG discount?
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:06:27 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46140
Serge,
You are a good judge of people,and a good friend.I'll talk with him this week.:)
Maybe offset any cost from your wedding present ;))
Nickatilynx
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:05:53 24.69.255.204 Post #: 46139
Cleo,
I am........would I go shopping with you if I wasn't?
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern
Mon, 14 Jan - 17:03:18 172.149.215.123 Post #: 46137
Cleo helped me in making the right choice,
if it wasn't for her, I'd be using overpriced Norelco, instead our American made Remington!
She is one patriotic American!
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And here I thought you where just cheap :D
Mon, 14 Jan - 16:53:01 203.44.208.148 Post #: 46134
Serge, If you'll shave your beard for Cleo, would you get a bikini wax for me?
Sabby:)
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Sabby,
Cleo helped me in making the right choice,
if it wasn't for her, I'd be using overpriced Norelco, instead our American made Remington!
She is one patriotic American!
as for bikini wax....only if your husband insists!
Mon, 14 Jan - 16:39:03 24.147.73.216 Post #: 46122
Relax Sykk, that was just a roll of quarters I won playin slots. It's my savings for my new haircut. :-)
Sleep easy haha
Timbo Spam bOT, i WANNA HAVE YOUR BABY!!!
Mon, 14 Jan 2002 04:21:15 - IP: 63.196.242.158 - Post # 46110 ah, weird, it felt like a roll of pennies...but who knows? afterall, I had been drinking that night...
SykkBoy how much bank you making?
Mon, 14 Jan 2002 04:32:14 - IP: 24.234.22.206 - Post # 46113
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That's code for..
When you felt my package Sykk didn't it feel as big and hard as a roll of quarters?
Mon, 14 Jan - 16:34:24 207.34.94.239 Post #: 46116
Toolz, it's called SHAVING,
and this isn't new,
I just finally re-alligned my look with my reputation!
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Since I'm the one that took you shopping for the razor does this men I'll be known as the woman who shaved Serge?
Mon, 14 Jan - 16:21:15 63.196.242.158 Post #: 46110
hahaha
BASTARDS! All of you!
Serge,
Tis true, I canno tell a lie :-)
Toolz,
Wont be a crew cut, but the "I can't believe it's not butter" jokes are soon coming to an end :-)
We'll see what happens by August. I think I will name you my new role model. You weaned me off the High Top Sneakers, and the hair is next. lol!
Lee,
Chick magnet? So if I cut the hair, will it all be over? I may have to rethink this thing here. God knows I cannot survive on my brains and good cologne. :-)))
Mon, 14 Jan - 16:18:41 63.196.242.158 Post #: 46109
one word Timbo: dexitrim ;)
of course since I'm only 150 pounds soaking wet...and I whatever that was poking me in the back...I'd rather not go into, I still have bad dreams about it.... ;)
Timbo, shave your head? hahah
Timbo, I'll shave mine if you shave yours...we could auction off the honor of running the clippers.... we get 50% (for psychological damages) and 50% could go to charity...