Yeah I even forgot to make a comment about your new clean cut look.

Looking forward to you grilling Larry this week, should be quite entertaining.

Toolz

Toolz, good job!
nice when somebody is thinking AHEAD!
;-))

wanna borrow my SHAVER!?
;-)))
Serge Jan 16, 6pm Eastern

Sykkboy, you wuss!
Yeah all 180 lbs of my 6'3" ass!
Time to get into the gym there, slappy!
:-)
Timbo Who am I?

Serge,

Becky already asked me for the clippers this morning, she said she's tired of the long hair and is going to join the other bosses in the clean cut.


Toolz ARS AVS: AGE OATH

No thanks Meni.

You're too cool for me.
Troels

Serge I already have a list of people who want to be me.
Get in line ya freak
Troel I am the man, you wana lessons kid?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Truck stops?!! You mean I can go to just ONE place and take care of all my customers??!! NOW you tell me?? This will significantly cut down on the yearly mileage on my car! Thanks for the "tip" (so to speak...) ;)



Peaches

yeah, but Blondie, do you ealize how heavy he is? remember, HE is the one who'll GET the piggyback ride, YOU will be stuck with GIVING said piggyback ride ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Peaches...$1000? I thought it was 2!

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Oh, yeah, you're right - it WAS $2 - sometimes my math's not so good....then again, at $2, I may STILL be overcharging you ;)


Peaches

and will be able to offer up some more localized flavor for all.
************************************

Toolz,
I love ARS new official haircut!
will you and Christian take me to your hairdresser?

I always loved simplicity
;-)))

Becky,
I hope you wear the same official hairdress next time I see you,
for standing me up!
;-)))

Serge do I spell Wednesday right? ;-)

Pimping her out to those dot com guys made her whole trip. Beats the truck stops shes been working in Georgia.

Shok $$$$

Thanks Shok for bringing up the alleged 'pimping'. I think that was some other scotch drinking guy that had to wait 3 hours for a table.
Duane Celebdollars

Peaches...$1000? I thought it was 2!

Shok $$$$

Like you would be so lucky

Shok Yeah you know me

Blondie, Shok, RRRed, DJ, and all the others who came to early show din din,

Glad you all had a good time and was a pleasure having you as our guests in Las Vegas. We'll have more time to prepare for the next show now that we're local out here and will be able to offer up some more localized flavor for all.


Toolz ARS AVS: AGE OATH

Oh, Sharky :( I listened for a few minutes on some of the archives - does that count?! I tell ya - I had a REALLY bad connection in Marietta! And what do you mean my "other" finger - do I just have TWO?! Amazing I can type, eh? :)

Shok - YOU were the one excited over the $400 an hour, thinking I'd start giving you a discount off the $1000 an hour you pay me now.....

"Most companies that prefer email simply do not have people on the phones 24x7, but since we do we find that the phone is the best way to handle critical issues."

Ain't it the truth, T - folks in the backwoods of GA get a phone call from Mr. Bill himself on a weekend!! :) Gotta say that impressed the heck out of me! :))

Serge, I am looking foward to the interview - All I know of Mr. Flynt really is the movie and some appearances on Politically Incorrect - it will be interesting to get his take on things!



Peaches

>>>>>>RRRed, - absolutely, i'm sure we'll enjoy teaming up against shok

Oh great Blondie, now he has a visual in his head and is going to msg me all day so I don't get any work done :)


RRRED We're down with OPB

"RRRed, - absolutely, i'm sure we'll enjoy teaming up against shok"

hmmm
awww I better just shut up before I even start lol

Shok Wegcash/Join4free

RRRed, - absolutely, i'm sure we'll enjoy teaming up against shok

ARS team - and especially Toolz - thanks for that fabulous dinner, really started the show off on a top note.

Sykkboy, done deal - Timbo will love that, sorry to dissappoint you with the no mini-skirt
i wore shorts especially for the occasion:)
Blondie its all happening;-))

Or is it the Serge and Larry Show......
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Peaches,
one thing I learned from the Larry King
(thanks Webdad)
good host is the one with good EARS.

it will be LARRY and serge show.

I'm sure Larry will tell what puts him apart from his rivals who lose millions on the net while he doesn't
(I won't be surprised if he just says KEN, but I'm sure there is more to it, as his rivals were looking to court fights while Larry Flynt was looking for web aliances)

do you know WHO IS LARRY FLYNT?

I don't, he is more controversial than ANYBODY in this industry,
and I am VERY interested in just HUMAN BEING angle of it.
(besides his plans for cable and TV)
Thanks, Mutt!


Serge do I spell Wednesday right? ;-)

Peaches -

Are you saying you have NEVER listened to one of my shows? And how long have we known eachother? I feel like a neglected child!

Should I break your OTHER finger?



sharky Want to see Zee Tiger?

Duane, Andy, and Simon it was a pleasure to hang out with you guys. Nice jackets btw ;)) and thanks so much for dinner. Too bad we all had to rush seperate directions but we'll stay in touch for sure.

>>>>>Blondie, I had a great time hanging out with you. Thank you so much for the "Cocksucking cowgirls", even if it was just a drink...and that other thing, tia something. Had a blast :)

Oh Shok I'm going to refrain ;))

Blondy it was fantastic meeting you. Stay in touch girlie... and thanks to ARS for providing a wonderful atmosphere for good convo that night :)


RRRED Get paid :)

Peaches, you just liked that Duane offered you up to those guys for 400 an hour.

Shok Wegcash/Join4free

Serge...

Thanks for the kudos....I agree...thats why we try to handle our clients more and more via telephone and less and less via email. Most companies that prefer email simply do not have people on the phones 24x7, but since we do we find that the phone is the best way to handle critical issues.

I will pass along your regards to Matt (he prefers Consigliere to ESQ, LOL!!). It was good to see you...havent had time to post my "Thank You's", but the PHB will be near the top of the list! :-)


--T


SweetT NationalNet....here today, here tomorrow

I have never listened to a radio show once on the internet (couldn't until recently because of my 28.8 dial up), but I sure will be tuned into the Larry and Serge Show :) Or is it the Serge and Larry Show......

Duane at Celebdollars - GREAT meeting you folks too! I thanked you for dinner, but it was several pages ago, so thanks again :)))

Peaches

hahah Blondie, no worries...that was a blast...except a couple of us thought you were wearing a mini-skirt, so we were a bit pre-occupied looking through the ceiling rather than thinking about your personal safety...

next time I'll join ya up top...LOL

or we can swap, I'll ride on top and you can piggyback Timbo through the casino ;)))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Blondie, I had a great time hanging out with you. Thank you so much for the "Cocksucking cowgirls", even if it was just a drink...and that other thing, tia something. Had a blast :)


Shok Wegcash/Join4free

#### MAXCASHLIVE TONIGHT! ####
Monday January 14, 2002


TIME: 8-10PM Eastern (5-7PM pacific)
for your own time zone go to http://www.timezoneconverter.com

http://www.maxcashlive.com

TOPIC: Call-in/Site Reviews


It's that time again. Call in and get your site reviewed! Our call in shows are mainly filled with live site reviews. However, if you would like to call-in and discuss another issue, I invite you to join us, and get it off your chest:-) Maybe Serge will call in to talk about Zee Tiger? Or maybe talk about the Larry Flynt interview coming on wednesday?


Be sure to tune in at http://www.maxcashlive.com . You can log in our chat via our Java interface or IRC at:
server: forums.maxcash.com
port: 7000
room: #maxcashlive

See you at 8PM Eastern Time (5pm Pacific)
sharky Want to see Zee Tiger?

Shok, Rrred join4free team - a massive thank you to you for being so hospitable at the show, i had an awsome time partying with you guys.

Thanks to everyone, loved meeting you all.

Sykkboy - i promise next time i ride in a limo with you guys - i'll sit inside rather than on the roof, a little bit safer;-)

Blondie its all happening;-))

Thank you! Good hangin' with you too Shok! Game Works was the best! I had such a good time!

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Lee Noga Baby! It is always a pleasure to see you! So you finally broke down and gambled a little? You used to be queen of the slots!
Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

SweetT NationalNet....here today, here tomorrow
*********************************

SweetT,
how often do I tell folks:
Don't rely on buttons alone,
TALK and HELP people,
thanks for taking care of DJ-JD in your usual,
"fast and Sweet" matter!

best regards to your ESQ
(Matt), it was pleasure hanging with him.
Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

DJ-JD!

Seems like an epidemic....we have seen this more and more lately, dude...sorry you got caught up in it. I sent an email to you, but I am at the office if I can help... toll free 1.877.471.9075 x222

--T


SweetT NationalNet....here today, here tomorrow

Janey,
in Italy women put their husband's nuts in a water,
if they drown-
they were faithfull, if they don't-
they add steaming water to the pot
;-)))
Serge
********************************
Serge,

You're giving us all ideas..;) We women have to fight back somehow! ;)
******************************

Star-she did this while he was asleep. He must be a real heavy sleeper! I see the guys are changing the subject here. Wonder why? ;)) It's ok Mike AI..we know you're good to your women so, you don't have to worry..;)
*******************************
Serge-I've been bit by a spider on the foot and my whole face swelled up so the bee thing sounds like it would work..;)
*******************************

Janey Janey's Home Page and Web Service

"We want to thank everyone that was so kind to us at the show, and now on the boards. Alotta love to Shok, Rrred, Tonda, Peaches, Bruce, and Diamond Jim. It's really nice to meet good people"


Duane, it was great hanging out with you guys. A class act all the way. Can't wait to see you guys at the next show.

Shok Wegcash/Join4free

Serge, AWE is acronym for "Adult-Webmaster-Events"

URL is http://www.adult-webmaster-events.com - dunno if site reflects
new schedule:

March 15-17 - Tampa
April 19-21 - Atlanta
May 17-19 - Chicago
Aug 16-18 - Seattle
Sept 6-8 - Philadelphia
Oct 18-20 - Los Angeles

CJ honey, I was NO slot ho' this trip :( Gambled very little
Lee Noga Adult Port AVS

HELP!!!

Just lost my hosting, mail, everything.. Level 3 cut my host off.. Need hosting ASAP!

JD
DJ-JD

joee 40,000 Webmasters Cannot Be Wrong;-)
***************************

40,000 webmasters, 400,000 webmasters, 4,000,000 webmasters can't be wrong, but....

one the one who can count 40,000 webmasters in this business CAN BE WRONG!!!
;-)))
Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

Joee,
the pics can be found at
http://oprano.com/reporter/
including yours with "Zee Tigahh"

what happened to the poor animal?
nobody saw it again after you took off with him
;-)))


Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

Afternoon Oprano :) I havnt stopped in in a few days so I thought I would pop in this afternoon and say hello and catch up on my reading :)
Brooke Looking for more content and I mean MORE content?

Big "hello" to Oprano and very nice to see everyone in Vegas..Had a great time at the PHB:-)))))

Anybody have pics of Vegas?

joee 40,000 Webmasters Cannot Be Wrong;-)

Oplus News
:::::::::::

Web Monitoring Firm Says Porn Is Drooping - Number 12 In Rankings
http://www.opranoplus.com

More Stats Which Prove People Spend Less Time Surfing For Porn
http://www.opranoplus.com

Interview With 'Wifey' From Amateur Sex Site "WifeysWorld.com"
http://www.opranoplus.com

Vegas Casinos Want Share Of Online Gambling Pie
http://www.opranoplus.com

Sex Biz In NYC Still Alive and Kicking

Celebs Laid Bare By Porn 'Fakirs'

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt Super Bowl Pickem! Wanna Some Good Promotion For Your Company?

Naaahhhh, no UVOVUNS, but I am interested in something which doesn't have too much coverage-
p e o p l e, REAL, tier ONE players,
not self proclaimed varaity
;-)
Hefners, Gucciones, I bet he knows more about those guys and what they do and don't do on the net than we do
;-)
Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

My pleasure Serge!

I look forward to listening to you grill Larry about the internet! who knows.. maybe you can teach him about OVUVANS (sp?)

:-)


sharky Radio for webmasters

Enforcer Agree with you. Schottenheimer will still get his 2.5 mil a year for the next 3 years so just the head coach is costing the 'Skins 7.5 mil per year.
Spurrier is not a proven head coach in the NFL
They don't have a quality QB - who is going to run Spurrier's offense?

What if the Skins tank - ah ha ha ha

Vick Spurrier took the job with the Redskins 5 mil a year

Vick,

I gotta question the sanity of anybody who would go to work for Daniel Snyder no matter how much they are being paid. What an annoying jackass that man is!


TheEnforcer Start really Making Bank in 2002!

Very special thanks to Sharky,
thanks, mano, for putting me in touch with
http://candidhosting.com guys,
Shane, Dave,
thanks for setting it up in no time!
Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

ok, the radio tested, Candid Hosting has the goods,
Larry Flynt's office sweapt for bugs,
so...
On the 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern the show is on!

Oprano vs. Larry Flynt
http://www.flyntradio.com/
be there or read it in the papers!
;-))

Larry will answer questions from the audience unless he hangs up on me for busting his chops
;_))
Serge 16th of January, 6 pm Eastern

A bottle in front of me is like a frontal lobotomy
One more swig will alter my psychology


Vick Spurrier took the job with the Redskins 5 mil a year

Serge, auction? hmmm

well, I also did kind of borrow the check idea from you...I remember a few years ago you were talking about printing checks that had big dicks on them for cheaters...

would I have to pay royalties on that as well?

in this said auction, would it be ok if I pay by check signed by Seth Washawski?


SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

I don't care about the fucking waterslide, the roller coaster, the beauty of the shops, the hotels.
give me a break
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

A closed mind is a small mind.....or drugged mind in this case!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

I do hotel, show, hotel, clubs
********************************

Meni, this is one exciting life!

the dream of my life is to walk for a day in your shoes....I think I am ready for lobotomy already!
Serge Disney World for the rest of your life!

That's right Meni, cuz you're a MAN !!
Troels

Serge I don't sight see in Vegas.
I do hotel, show, hotel, clubs
I don't care about the fucking waterslide, the roller coaster, the beauty of the shops, the hotels.
give me a break
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
you just broke my heart!

I was trying to stalk you at Hoover's Damn, but I was told you already jumped!
;-))
Serge

Did I mention how good it was not seeing you this trip?
The pleasure was all mine
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

LadyLaw, how is the baby coming?
;-))
Serge

CJ, I thought you had taste
hee hee
just kidding
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Troels, the more, the MARRIER!
;-)))

I got laid on Oprano more than in real life!
;-)))

...and I even almost got pregnant!
;-))
Serge

Serge,

is flirting allowed on oprano???

:)
Troels

troels, you look good soaking wet :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

We just got out of the Jurassic water rollercoaster thing in LA on that pic.

Someone forgot to tell us not to sit in the front if you don't have plastic ponchos. Fuck we were soaking wet. And REALLY hangover
Troels

cj, the one on the right is Troels
Serge Disney World for the rest of your life!

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/images/IMGP0195.JPG
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YUMMY!!
who are these hotties??
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Sykk, sorry, but I made offer to Troels copyrights FIRST!

we won't turn it into the auction, wouldn't we?
;-)
Serge Disney World for the rest of your life!

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/images/IMGP0220.JPG

got joins?
;-)))
Serge Disney World for the rest of your life!

um Serge, that would be my new program.... ;))

but there's one key thing mising from that photo...the special checks I had printed up for cheaters...the company name on them is Dogfuckers Anonymous and in the memo section they say "Thanks for appearing in our new bestiality video series"

;)))))
SykkBoy make more bank in 2002

Orlando this weekend?

let me talk with Emi,
we might!
;-)
Serge Disney World for the rest of your life!

Haha don't know where the teddy bear came from.

He probably went to a gay bar and got it from a friendly stripper.

He doesn't remember much from that evening :)
Troels

whose pay program is that????
;-))

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/images/IMGP0220.JPG
Serge AgeOath, the most Webmasters Friendly AVS

P.S...I also sent your "you-know -whats to my you-know -who's!"
Let me know if you see an increase!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Serge...would you like to go to Orlando this weekend?

It seems Tina promised the kids a little something

we can also see if Colin ans his better 1/2 would like to go! =)
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/images/IMGP0012.JPG
*****************************

so that was you we charged all room charges to?

gee, thanks!
;-))
Serge AgeOath, the most Webmasters Friendly AVS

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/images/IMGP0015.JPG
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who took Teddy Bear to Vegas????
;-)))
Serge AgeOath, the most Webmasters Friendly AVS

Jim,
Billy will get all the negatives shortly and I'll drop you e about thingy as soon as Ed finish working on the front page

looking forward hearing from you about weekend
;-)
Serge

The Seven Dwarfs In Vegas

.....and LA

http://www.schippers.net/Vegas_LA_2002/
Troels

Serge!...whjen you want to get that thingy we discussed going just shoot me the info!

Also..if you get any pictures of Tina and the Liberace clone send me some...she is breaking my CHOPS!
Mr. Cash ($$$,Traffic,Ideas...We have it all!)

Amber, I am ready for beta!
just got your e!
Serge AgeOath, the most Webmasters Friendly AVS

Serge,

There ya go, just one more reason to come to Tampa...

Got some great pics at PHB I'll put up later today... of course, they are your pictures Serge;-)

PS-Just added a new theater to Webmaster Central (transvestite)

http://www.webmastercentral.com/demo andya/demo



Andy A Webmaster Central..... Got Content?

sorry, your nuts don't compare anywhere to yoru ideas!
---

LMAO!!
I should hope not, or i'd be in trouble!!

lee, you were at the slots again weren't you!! I didn't see you anywhere!! :-) glad we got to have a quick catch up at the airport on the way in :-)

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

holy shit...Ted Demme died yesterday...was playing basketball and keeled over...died shortly thereafter...his movie "Blow" was one of my favorites of last year...

http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20020114/D7H1HK1G0.html
SykkBoy

Serge,
Knowing Lee, if you and she were in opposite positions I might agree with you, but until then I'll just accept the past life lovers story...lol

By the way, you two look good together :)
Taz

Lee, what is AWE?
Serge AgeOath, the most Webmasters Friendly AVS

Billy, it was great seeing you too!
Aria loved my passion for "cigarillos"
and we clicked as we puffed...

Now Shock G trusted his girlfriend
in my company as he performed, guess
nobody told him I was a lesbian ?LOL

Tampa AWE is March-- Can get you
the dates-- They are doing:

Tampa
Atlanta
Chicago
Philadelphia
Seattle
Los Angeles

Lee Noga Adult Port AVS

I love you but this woman
looked better in my company
********************************

Lee,
we all agree that ANY woman's company is better than mine
;-)))
Serge

Lee.. I think she would look better in my company : )

Was great seeing you again..
Did I hear you mention a show in Tampa in March ?

I love Tampa !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

Yes we are alive!(barely). Simon, Andy and myself all stayed for the AVN convention and fandangled some press passes; what a blast! We'll encode some of the video and put it up soon.

We want to thank everyone that was so kind to us at the show, and now on the boards. Alotta love to Shok, Rrred, Tonda, Peaches, Bruce, and Diamond Jim. It's really nice to meet good people, I look forward to future friendship and BIG business as we grow in 2002 together!
Duane Celebdollars

LOL, Billy I know which pix your
talking about too!

Serge has lost way to much weight!
Shaved his beard, and made me look
so young [snicker] ..

Serge, I love you but this woman
looked better in my company at the
Players Ball than you did :-)))

http://www.ariagiovanni.com

CJ! Glad I saw you at the airport
cuz I did not see you at the show :(
Lee Noga Adult Port AVS

Taz,
http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01072002/noga.mpg

if this is not a proof, I don't know what is!
;-)))
Serge

cj,
sorry, your nuts don't compare anywhere to yoru ideas!
;-))
Serge

I am not going to give you the good pic but this should show you that Serge was close to Lee !

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01072002/DSC01274.JPG

More to come.. maybe even a mpeg !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

*pout*

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

you are comparing my ideas to 'nuts'??!!
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cj,
I'll come up wiht politically correct answer after lunch
;-))
Serge

cj gave me idea in return for "boiled nuts" idea
;-))
--

you are comparing my ideas to 'nuts'??!!

*hrmph*
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Pookey,

I have tons of issues. I have admitted them all myself to save someone else the trouble of doing it. You can read all about it at
http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/


Colin TGP2 Bucks. What next?

Serge,
I'm double daring Billy to post that pic of you and Lee. You can't just tease us that there's proof and leave us hanging like that :)
Taz

lol no kidding
At least they come right to the point. "Boiled Nuts"

Rocky Mountain Oysters came as a shock. After eating about 4 and wondering why they were so chewey, I was told they were cow balls.

I think I'll stick to boiled nuts.
Star ExtremeGreen

PHB kicked ass!

A great place to do business. :)
Colin TGP2 Bucks. What next?

I wanna thank Brad, Mike, and Billy for inviting me to the Oprano dinner, and the PHB.
I guess I didn't see a lot of you, but I assume, unless you read my tag you wouldn't know it was me anyway.
And vice versa.
Next show in Hollywood will rock, just for the fact that I know the bars there.
Both shows were 'slow'.
I did pick up a domain or too of new talent.
And I did walk up to someone who's name .com I own and said who I was and she wasn't exaclty bitter or angry. I doubt she has the pull to do a site just for her, I'll sell her the domain instead.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Star, and NOW you know where they REALLY came from!
;-)))
Serge

"boiled nuts"
----------

they sell those on every corner here!

Star ExtremeGreen