Peaches, the problem with e-mails and other technical devices,
we are NOT dealing with unlimited resources,
if LESBIAN LOVERS spam cloggs the pipe-
it means that somethign else gotta give
;-(((

I wish Claudia spent more money on mouth wash rather than on the spam she says she never uses
Serge

Now that would SUCK (pun intended)

;-)


Timon

Timon,
Just don't get ahold of one that won't stop until it gets several gallons...that smarts!
Torone

e-mail is very unreliable lately...

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Well that sucks - I'm not sure I'm able to conduct my life through any other form of communication ;) I guess I should just be happy that my 90+ "LESBIAN LOVERS" spams got through :|


Peaches

Peaches, something is fucked bad with the net,
e-mail is very unreliable lately...
I think spammers got all available bandwidth and just pushing their junk
Serge

Is it my ISP or is anyone else having internet problems? I'm just now getting emails from the 10th and I can't email my son and he can't email me (though he may have me blocked ;))


Peaches

Sportscars are overrated...been there,done that!

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LOL, True! But I love "zipping around". I'm looking into getting a Wranger for summer convertible fun :) A few hundred acres - I'M SO JEALOUS!!! Once Atlanta expands to my town, I'm moving out west :)

OK - email going to Todd for "toys" and Billy for an XXXXXXXL Oprano shirt - and I will save everyone's eyes and not combine the two for pictures ;)

Peaches

One of the very few downfalls of living in 4X4 country - I can't get a nifty sports car :(
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Peaches..Just bought a few hundred acres in Arizona...looking to test my new dodge 4x4 on it...

Sportscars are overrated...been there,done that!
MrCash! TGP2? You BET!

LittleC NEVER spams...
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Times must be tough :) And how smart to spam nothing but adult webmaster email addresses......I've not received one on any non-adult email addys.

Just got 10 more - and I'm not even a "LESBIAN LOVER"! :)


Peaches
____________________________________

Peaches,
my kids got it,
I checked with my 13 years old...
Serge

ok so the s2000 is the newer model? that's my next car!! once i'm done with the 4x4 :-)

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One of the very few downfalls of living in 4X4 country - I can't get a nifty sports car :(


Peaches

... He said he may make a special episode on JoeE!!
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now I know why JoeE ran away from PHB with ZeeTigahh in his hands
;-))
Serge

BTW, ICQ spam goes down drastically if you use "invisible" option,
thank Hooper for the tip
Serge

" It's not the scary stuff that scares me .. it's losing my internet connection that scares me. "
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Colin,
call John when and if it happens
;-))
Serge

From the Oprano Pearls archive ...

" It's not the scary stuff that scares me .. it's losing my internet connection that scares me. "

Colin Other Oprano pearls

... we will have to continue discussing my breasts another time sweetie :-(

cj
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cj, there is NOTHING wrong with my ICQ!
;-)))

please send me your buttons we spoke about yesterday,
the project is in the full swing!
;-))
Serge

Serge, I lost my electric......but my dsl still worked. My laptop is on a backup which means I have atleast 4 hours before I go offline.

Webfather

Should we start a fund raising drive to help Serge with his electric bill? Poor Serge...
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but of course!

I'll even make it tax deductible for benefactor!
;-)))
Serge

John,
it's nice when it comes from someone whose Cable Modem went dead yesterday in NJ!
;-)))
Serge

damn!

one never appreciates things 'till one misses them!
;-))

Webdad, when is the completion date for your own Power Generation Station?
;-))
Serge (XXXhosting chr0nic and he is not bubonic)

That's a pretty good idea Torone, I must
try that next time I'm on a farm :-)

Timon

"ELECTRICITY SUCKS DICK!" Only if you got a milking machine!:)
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or if you have house in Boca :))

John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????)

Serge called that his house is out of electricity
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I told him that now that he is a married man his electric bill would be outrages and to stick to only battery powered toys.

Should we start a fund raising drive to help Serge with his electric bill? Poor Serge...

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Fornication

Unless you go fishing, then beer is breakfast.

Timon

Coffee is breakfast.


Colin National Net rocks the Foundation!

ok so the s2000 is the newer model? that's my next car!! once i'm done with the 4x4 :-)
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I think I am going to buy a Ferarri 360 Modena as soon as I'm done with my 1984 Dodge Omni with 287,439
miles on it. ;)

Jesse

Jesse,
Grits and eggs!

John_Cotac,
"ELECTRICITY SUCKS DICK!" Only if you got a milking machine!:)
Torone

Morning Oprano-heads!

AppleJacks, Honeycomb, or Cocoa Puffs? The decision is tough this morning.

Jesse

Good morning
It was pleassure to see averybody in Vegas
Serge called that his house is out of electricity and asked me to pass the message
ELECTRICITY SUCKS DICK!
John_Cotac (where is the fucking money????)

The method and the madness behind Insite Adult and Colin Delia's odyssey into 'The Neon Jungle'.

http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

http://www.opranoplus.com/super.htm
Got a content company that needs some exposure here on Oprano? Throw a CD or two into the prize chest and you will get plenty!
Title sponsorship for Super Pickem still available.


mutt Gonzo Marketing 101 Here!

Be careful not to hurt the monkees.
Colin Ultra secret TGP2 project in the works ..

I thought you were supposed to put the bad fish in a barrel and then shoot them?
Zebra Support Oprano Sponsors!

Zebra .. I woke up two hours ago!

YOU better get some sleep! :)
Colin Ultra secret TGP2 project in the works ..

Why is it that so many small fish seem to be in jail?
Colin GROAN ...

Colin - You still up too? ;)
Better get some sleep if we are going to get our ultrasecret new TGP2 project ready soon!

Only 35 more days till Negril..ahhhhh...yeah Mon :)
Zebra Oprano loves Mr.Cash

It's where you put all the bad fish
Colin Politically Incorrect ...

Very close Colin ;-)

But the fish jail part makes no sense...


Timon

Timon is passing secret messages via the internet. I have unscrambled. Apparently it is a to do list. Beware Timon!


Let's visit a fish jail and stuff!

Get a drunk Mexican with rocks!

Go fishing!

Colin Politically Incorrect ...

Sure, a nice day out on the water without
some cool chicks around is no fun :)


Timon

If we can leave off the jail bit...I'm in...assuming you'll let chicks go too. ;)

Wanna come CJ? :D


Lisa :Þ

What're we going to do with this bastard of a day?

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Let's get drunk, go fishing, stuff a fish
with rocks and visit a Mexican jail.


Timon

"Bloodsport". Heh. ...

"fishing is HUGE business in the United States. Bloodsport. They have TV channels with just nothing but fishing shows."
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

Morning everyone. What're we going to do with this bastard of a day?
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

why hasn't anyone invented a computer with a tissue dispenser?!

It's called a MAC.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. NOIZE!

And I am anything but a sexist pig....

oh well, maybe just a little ;-)

Timon

Oh Timon dear, I am anything but a man hater. ;))


Lisa :Þ

manhater

:)))

Timon

Sexist pigs...

;)))
Lisa Nothing could be finer...

No the s2000 if a girls car, the NSX
is for real drivers...
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LMAO!!!!!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

i saw a mouse at ces once that was perfect for wanking ... perhaps we should sell 'porn hardware' with memberships :-)))
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

OK I am sueing ICQ!!!

Night!
Mike AI

No the s2000 if a girls car, the NSX
is for real drivers...


Timon

why hasn't anyone invented a computer with a tissue dispenser?!

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I have seen industrial keyboards with
a plastic coating so it's water and dust
proof...

might make a killing selling that to porn surfers ;-)

Timon

ok so the s2000 is the newer model? that's my next car!! once i'm done with the 4x4 :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

thankyou timon :-)
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Although lot's of porn loving guys
have messy keyboards too...
--

and THANK GOD for that or we'd all be out of business!!! :-)

why hasn't anyone invented a computer with a tissue dispenser?!

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

It's a Honda sports car, Accura in the USA


Timon

ok great! let's gang up on the girl while avoiding answering a very simple question!
I would just love to get you boys down under and take you out 4x4ing ... then we'll see who the REAL GIRLS ARE!!!

so, what is an nsx?

mike, it always happens when it gets interesting :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Although lot's of porn loving guys
have messy keyboards too...


Timon

hahaha Timon don't get me in trouble here... though I agree with you.

CJ I lost you in ICQ... :-(
Mike AI

Then you must have a messy keyboard :-)


Timon

pardon timon? I couldn't hear you I was blow drying my hair while painting my nails ...

PLLLFT!
cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

what is an nsx??

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chick question ;-)


Timon

aussie moment ..
what is an nsx??

i'm trying to reply to your icq but you are obviously not receiving them ... we will have to continue discussing my breasts another time sweetie :-(

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

CJ might be room in the NSX for ya!


Mike AI

spend 4-6 weeks driving around Cali
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*drool*
this is on my 'to do' list :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

Ken-
We are going to try for June. Fly in to your neck of the woods and spend 4-6 weeks driving around Cali....
Mike AI

Well, we'll need to set aside some fishing time. What month are you coming out?

Unfortunatly, JMScore no longer works with us :) but I'll make good on his promise....The NSX is all yours!
Ken Larry Flynt Live

Ken I am making a trip to Cali for a month... I plan on spending a lot of time in your neighborhood. Infact JMScore has offered me the use of your NSX for the month...
Mike AI

Mike, Billy

Count me in for Cabo!

I still need to get you guys out to California to do some long range tuna fishing!

Maybe this summer?
Ken FlyntDigital

Zebra thanks for the kind offer...

CJ - I have a great landkeeper... so the grounds always look nice.


Mike AI

you have 45 acres?!
shit, I was happy when I found a house with a completely slated back yard :-)))
10 foot brick fence to keep the dog in and black slate on the ground ... but then, this is what single people do :-)))

cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

I got this little guy named Chico who mows my lawn. He uses his own mower.
Mike - I will loan him to you if you want. He will do it for a nice glass of lemonade afterwards.
Zebra

Fishing.... Cabo...

Here is the info for the Tournament in 2002 !

Hopefully the Brad Shaw fishing team will be in it and win this year !!


http://www.loscabosbillfishtournament.com/Frontdoor/
Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Exclusive content for your members area

HAHA thanks for looking out me me CJ... :-) I have 45 acres, cutting grass is a full time job.
Mike AI

Mutt, I got my new law mower today... momma says it is good and fast. Carol Shelby made it... :-)
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oh dear
mike is discussing lawn mowers - mike, YOU AREN'T MARRIED YET!! ENJOY YOUR MOWING FREE SATURDAYS WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!


cj (vaginator) 70 bucks a pop

mutt, it all sounds a bit scary to me
with the jails and lie detectors, I'll
just stick to shooting things and blowing
up stuff ;-)


Timon

Timon fishing is HUGE business in the United States. Bloodsport. They have TV channels with just nothing but fishing shows.

mutt

Note to self: always fish by myself
and never join a tourney... I'd end up
in jail for sure..


Timon

MikeAI - There's something WORSE than being put in a mexican jail?!

Timon - Don't worry, I understood : )

Mutt - You could give this one a try... http://www.menalto.com/projects/gallery/

I can help you set it up if you need to. Or it might not be that important to you... what-everrrr...


Whitegold There ARE women in your traffic

Wow the fish tourney people have
no sense of humor! :-(
Timon

But your lawyer could argue you were
so drunk that you were temporarily insane

Isn't beer great? :-))
_______________________

Mental note, make sure Sig takes spanish class soon!

ahahahaha

or HIHIHIHIHIHHIHIHIH For those of you who have been spammed 586 times!!
Mike AI

But your lawyer could argue you were
so drunk that you were temporarily insane

Isn't beer great? :-))


Timon

Mutt most tourneys have State biologists on staff. IF there is any questions there will perform a fish autopsy and report what water he was in, what his diet was, etc...

Also many tournys reserve the right to put the angler on a lie detector.

People have ended up in jail...
Mike AI

we have big money fishing tournaments here that i read about. I always am thinking how do they stop people from cheating? These guys are spread out for miles fishing, why couldn't they plant a huge fish somewhere a week before the tournament and then when nobody is looking put him in their boar?


mutt

Timon, stuffing rocks in a marlin is a good way to end up in a Mexican jail! ( or worse)

Mutt- Life is good down on the bayou! Superbowl should be a big party like MG, expect with richer folks.

Basketball, another team is using NO for leverage - simple as that. We will not get a team anytime soon....
Mike AI

Beer also gives you ingenious ideas
like stuffing rocks in your fish to make
it a bit heavier ;-)


Timon

thanks Timon. That is way over my head tho :)
mutt

mutt - if it's really important to
you and you don't mind the server
being unavailable while you do your
thing you could create a double
boot NT and then use ACDsee thru
VNC but that is probably a bit
drastic, some PHP solution like
Whitegold suggests is probably the
way to go...

Timon

man u got some life down there in the bayou Mike :)

people getting pumped for SuperBowl yet in NO? also whacha hear about the NBA coming?


mutt

Does anyone here know who it is sending insane amounts of ICQ spam to iFriends?

I don't mind an occasional spam, but it's getting completely unreasonable.

If anyone here knows the culprit, feel free to clip them over the earhole for me!
Whitegold There ARE women in your traffic
Mon, 14 Jan 2002 10:29:09 - IP: 203.164.206.41 - Post # 46293

..............

Whitegold, what is their affiliate ID? Ifriends will close their account.

Sabby:)
Sabrina 26 amateur webgirl feeds now available for lease... only $150 for starter sites...email me for a password.

thanks Whitegold. I will go look at hotscripts for something in PHP. Why is PHP better for doing that than a Perl script?

you work with/for cj?
mutt

Maybe we can get JimmySlits to get the weighmasters drunk next year!
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Only if DJ is on my team :)
And Serge Counts the drinks!
Jimmyslits yeap

Mutt, I can have most girls appear where ever you want them. My fishing camp offers more then just fishing... we have water skiiing, kneeboarding, jetskiing, the whole works...

Get stronger Xanax!
Mike AI

about the flyin thing i agree. But if half a bottle of Xanax doesn't work i dunno.

Mike, I like to country folks talking about fishin, it relaxes me, there are two guys on ESPN Sunday mornings I enjoy BUT i just don't like fishing. You use all the high tech fancy equipment?

I don't see 'Sarah' being a fishing camp kinda girl but you know her.


mutt

Mutt - Nothing quite that fast or efficient, unfortunately, due to the relative slowness.

But if you're willing I know of some decent PHP programs to do it. If you have PHP installed (properly) then they're pretty easy.

Another option I just thought of is to use... um... ACDSee. I could be wrong, but there's a program called internet neighbourhood, that lets you map internet drives (through FTP).

You then might be able to use ACDSee on that map. I think it would be horrendous, speedwise, but I can't think of a better way.
Whitegold There ARE women in your traffic

Fish always seems to be bigger after
a few beers :-)
_____________

HAHA that is a good point Timon, problem is when it come to major fishing tourneys the scale is the only thing that matters. Maybe we can get JimmySlits to get the weighmasters drunk next year!

Mutt, I wish Ron would make more as well... He said he may make a special episode on JoeE!!

Mutt you really need to get over this no-flyin thing. I have a great fishing camp down on the bayou... you would love it! I might be able to even get "Sarah" out there with you!




Mike AI

ahahahhaha.....that was the image i was thinking about, you putt putting on your lawn tractor.
i gotta watch that again. Damn i wish he would make some more episodes.


mutt

I take my fishing serious

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And I take my drinking serious...

Fish always seems to be bigger after
a few beers :-)

Timon

i think all the web servers i want to use it on are standard Linux Apache combos Timon.
mutt

Oh DJ I can beleive that. I take my fishing serious, there is NO drinking on nights before fishing. I wait until after the fishing is done, then get into party mode.

Of course I think Jummy would still drown me, and I used to be a professional alchoholic being from New Orleans.

Mutt, I got my new law mower today... momma says it is good and fast. Carol Shelby made it... :-)


Mike AI