KC...baseball cards:)
grimm

Lord Baltimore, I think your prediction was a little off. ;)

Steelers rule.


Ulfie

Grimm -

I saw Ocean's 11 also... I've already started putting together my team to take down the Bellagio's safe. It should be an easy job... Those guys laid the plans down nicely...

Although I still need to figure out how to Launder 160 Million CASH without getting pinched, even if I do get away with it!

-KC
KC

I thought Ocean's 11 was enjoyable. It was predictable, but it was slick and funny and flowed well. more of a character film than anything else.

Saw Vanilla Sky too. Thought that was a good movie. Very strange, and an interesting twist or two, but overall a good movie.


grimm

you don't need any special attributes with Dig,
he just doesn't know how to play well
;-)))
Serge
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One of these days you'll eat those words ;) All I need is a little study time with my '1001 Openings for Chess' book and I'll be right back in business ;)

You're the only webmaster who's ever beaten me at chess. I want a rematch ;) It'll have to be later though, having dinner with the lawyer :)


dig420 Ready Set GO!!!!!

Cleo we did not have the funny cigs to smoke! haha


Man the refs are sucking major ass in the Pitt game!! I think the replacement refs need to come back.

The refs in the Clevland game should ALL be canned.

IT is pathetic!


Mike AI

It was predictable, but amusing to watch. Might not have been as much fun to watch with ugly actors. Then again it could have been the joint I smoked, oops did

Vanilla Sky on the other hand was not as entertaining throughout, but was a complete mind fuck that more then made up for the slow parts.

Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Feed Me

Just saw Ocean's Eleven, very good. It's one of those movies that you just sit there with a smile on your face completely amused.
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I thought it was boring and predictible... OF course my GF had same response as you did - must have been Brad Pitt and Clooney and others....

I liked the Andie Garcia charachter the best...
Mike AI

"Monk AND Cleveland fans killed the board!"

I will try not to make reference to Jesus anymore.... or was it the reference to Osama??

nahhh...pretty sure it was Jesus that did it.



Monk

Just saw Ocean's Eleven, very good. It's one of those movies that you just sit there with a smile on your face completely amused.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Feed Me

I guess you to can get into the spirt of the holiday season:))
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I am ALWAYS ready...
on the recieving end of it
;-)))
Serge

I love the spirit of giving:)
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...and even though my father is not in prison YET,
can you adopt me and send me a gallon of viacream as a Xmass present to last me a life time?
Serge

Santa Serge,

you are most generous, I guess you to can get into the spirt of the holiday season:))
sextoyking Huge updates to our Design Portfolio:)

I love the spirit of giving:)
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me too, Todd!

I just GAVE our sponsors $1000 raise, which they can pay before December 31st for the month of Jan, February, March and take 40% discount, compliments of IRS!
with 10% SAVING overall!

"It's a giving to be jolly,
la-la-la-la-la-
la-la-la-lal!"
;-)))

(----Santa Serge)
Serge

Kitty,

Siza said you had fun with santa on saturday night, do tell this should be interesting.

Babyluv
Babyluv Click here: i dare you!!

Hey all,

I see my seahawks kicked ass today, finally!!! just got back from a great christmas party with friends and the kids. I love the spirit of giving:)
sextoyking Huge updates to our Design Portfolio:)

BTW, Mutt,
how you doing with button spaces on Oplus?

Shok wants "the option" and there is demand for button spaces,
please LMK your inventory.
Serge

Shok moves into third.


mutt
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Mutt, this si happeneing because I met with Shok for lunch yesterday and gave him a few tips
;-)))
Serge

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flatlined. board was prounounced dead at 9:34 EDST Sunday, December,16,2001.

Pickem Update
boring week. Vick trails KK by two wins. Shok moves into third.


mutt

SyKK,
Monk AND Cleveland fans killed the board!

back to Titanic on TV...
;-))
Serge

Who killed the board?
the rowdy Cleveland fans? ;)))




SykkBoy $1000 signup bonus available, email me for details

Ok, who's the smartybutt that did the cool random title tags? :)


Lisa Got balding traffic?!?!

"Mutt, I've seen the face of the savior."

Was he the guy pretending to be Osama?

Monk

thanks Vick. I had them switched around.


mutt

Sykk - How was your chess playing gear different that your day to day wear? ;-)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Vick, less makeup ;)))

Kitty, online intimidation is a bit harder than when you're facing your opponent ;) It's easier to chant "Please Asmodeus, let me plow through this fuckstick so I can send you his fresh soul and not have to kill him with my bare hands" than to try to type it while playing online ;)))
SykkBoy $1000 signup bonus available, email me for details

Mutt, I've seen the face of the savior. He is guiding us even today. I can feel his Holy Spirit!

Lord Baltimore Jesus Would

Mutt - Looking at the results of the football pool for this week
Cleveland should be a loser, they didn't cover
Jacksonville Won 15-10
I have them and it is marked as a winner ;-(


Sykk - How was your chess playing gear different that your day to day wear? ;-)


Vick 5 days to Winter Solstice

Kitty,
you don't need any special attributes with Dig,
he just doesn't know how to play well
;-)))
Serge

Also, I watched Jordan and the Wizards beat my Raptors from 10 rows up. MJ is a shadow of his former self BUT he is doing an amazing coaching job with scrubs.

my team sucks so bad i can't believe it.
mutt

Pickem Leaderboard Updated!
http://www.opranoplus.com

Still waiting to get Sykk,RB,Ed and Roberts picks added to the stats.


mutt Joy To The World! A Saviour Is Born Here!

Sykkboy - good tactic - I wonder if I can use that next time I play Dig or Serge on Yahoo chess - Fuck knows I need all the help I can get!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

...and may I ask why this NEVER happens during Chess Tournaments????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

when I was on the chess club in high school, I knew I was amongst the bvottom 5% of players, so I used to use intimidation tactics...I would dress in my most "evil" t-shirt (usually Venom or Slayer), mascara and black lipstick and chant to myself (sometimes the chess coach would force me to take the makeup off ;))...I'd also threaten the other player a bit....but I guess that would be as a chess player and not necessarily a chess fan ;)


SykkBoy $1000 signup bonus available, email me for details

I will protect you from bodily harm
((o;
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Thank you, MikeFold,
I hate my ears been bitten
;_)))
Serge

Can the tag god please give me a tag that does not involve gaseous fumes being emitted from Meni's rectum?


Cleo (Meni, do you fart?) Feed Me

Serge
Do you need a body guard AND an entertainment director?


Cleo
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Cleo,
all I need in this life are:
"Acqua fresca,
vino puro,
fica stretta,
cazzo duro"
and I can even use some of it in after life too@!
;-)))
Serge

Morning Opranouts :)

First off thanks to CJ for a great time on Saturday night! Was good to catch up with some people I hadn't seen in a while. Can't wait to see the photos of Xippy and Santa...priceless!

This was in our Sunday paper...I'm sure the geniuses that hang out here can figure out much better useless studies than this one. :)

From the "Where Can I Get A Grant To Study Something Equally Useless" department:

Scientists say they have finally solved the problem of how to wrestle the lid off a jam jar. After a lengthy trial, researchers in the Netherlands have published their solution - don't screw the lid on too tightly in the first place.
A team from Delft University of Technology enlisted 750 volunteers to open jars in an effort to cfrack the problem.
They discovered the ideal tightness was enough that the seal would not break prematurely, but loose enough for most people to take off the lid. The team now hopes manufacturers will use the data to produce easy-to-open-jars.

Huge day ahead here...better get to it. Have a good one. :)


Lisa Got balding traffic?!?!

No problem Sergey...
I will protect you from bodily harm
((o;

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Serge
Do you need a body guard AND an entertainment director?


Cleo (Meni, do you fart?) Feed Me

Speak of the Devil
I'm talking to Donny right now
Wants me to come down after Vegas
He now has taken over Cheetah 3
as a legend.
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

MikeFold, I really wanna come to RB's gameworks party and I am scared shitless of Aly...you know how women are....

can YOU guarantee my safety?
Serge

what might that be sergey?

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Meni, when are you coming to South Florida?
Serge

Briana Banks?
We are going to open BrianaBanks.com soon
maybe 60/40 recurr
sound good boys?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

MikeFold,
can you do me a BIG favor?
Serge

Since when can an official change a rule?

DadFold
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I think since "Spam Bot" went LIVE!
;-)))
Serge

Vick, no cheerleaders, no potato chips, but....
everybody in the audience looks like a university professor and even me was able to pass for something intelligent!
;-)))

I NEED that from time to time
;-)))
Serge

The fans should be ashamed.....
Although the Dawg pound is rabid, and the Browns got some sort of "it's OK to break the rules, because rules are only there for the other people" ass-f**king by the officials, the display of our fans was detestable.

Since when can an official change a rule?

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Serge - but can you cruch potato chips at the table during a chess match?;-)
Where are the Cheerleaders in skimpy outfits at a Chess Tournaments?

Actually a lot of American Football is cerebral

Somethimes some of the fans are not ;-(

Vick Oh Yeah ....

Crowd goes nuts, throws beer bottles and all sorts of garbage on field - tons of garbage!
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...and may I ask why this NEVER happens during Chess Tournaments????

because Chess Fans THINK,
unlike Football Fans!
;-))))
Serge

Cleveland was driving with seconds left down 15-10
Receiver makes a catch on 4th down to keep drive alive
Couch spikes ball to stop clock on next play
After play is ruled incomplete pass (play over) Referee get message from upstairs official to review catch
No Can do- another play had already happened - but officials start to anyway
Crowd goes nuts, throws beer bottles and all sorts of garbage on field - tons of garbage!
Game called with 48 seconds left
Everyone get in locker room and then commissioner calls says game has to be finished
Jacksonville is given the ball and Brunell takes 2 knees to end game
Total fuck up all the way around
Can't review a play after another play has been ran
Cleveland fans out of hand - way out of hand
Refs lost control - blew the call and situation
Everybody loses


Vick Oh Yeah ....

Yes I am naughty - not too many details - coz I can't remember much ! lol
We went to Cj's BBq and I got pissed (that's Aussie for drunk)went home and did the bad thing - we spent allday yesterday designing - TRUE! I wanted to learn some new photoshop skills and he doesn't use PS6 - so we both taught each other.
Here's one thing we did:

http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/bpxmas.gif

That's it really nothing too exciting - sorry guys - have to make up for it in LA I guess! :P
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kitty,
and my ICQ tells me that you did nothing but...designs
;-)))
Serge

I did not see the Cleveland game, what happened?

Your a naughty Kitty?? Details .... please! :-)
Mike AI

should we start a new OpranoConfessions.com ?
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Oh hell yes - this is the best idea all year!

anybody else has any confessions???
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I do - my man is away this weekend with Guy on a boat somewhere in the pacific - and I have my graphic designer who flew up from Syndney ,here for the weekend lol
I am a baaaaaaaaaad Kitty !!! >:)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

But WTF are fans in Cleveland thinking
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Football fans ..THINK???

c,mon, you can't be serious!
;-)))
Serge

anybody else has any confessions???

I'll absolve you of all your sins,

MikeAI, you are forgiven, BTW
;-)))
Serge

NFL officiating is out of hand
The crews lose control of the game all to often - Today is just totally fucked

Cleveland did get screwed, still going on as to what is going to happen. Teams were called back onto the field by order of commisioner

But WTF are fans in Cleveland thinking


Vick Oh Yeah ....

I am used to getting fucked!
Mike AI

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geeze, revelations getting on this board as a daily feature...

should we start a new OpranoConfessions.com ?
;-))
Serge

Kitty, well, Corvo has people who think of him and he'll be welcomed back,
please let him know..
Serge

Those crazy Browns fans, by causing a near-riot, have ended their team's chances for the playoffs!

Lord Baltimore Little TGP2 that could.

I feel your pain OldFold.... Being a Saints fan, I am used to getting fucked!
Mike AI

Yeah I too miss Corvo!!

Bears beat Bucs, which is good for the Saints!!


Mike AI

Browns are getting a royal f**king by the officiating ....

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

For sure - I will
He'll probably be back this week!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kitty, give him my regards please, he is a good egg and yes!

I like them all
;-)))
Serge

Both ! LOL
Serge - you just love it all! :P

Corvo just started a new Job - The ppl he's working for are apparently really tight about what they do...
trade secrets and all that suff - so He can't post on boards during the day.
His other computer at home was borrowed from his previous employer - so he had to return it when he resigned..
I spoke to him on Friday and he was suppose to pick up a new box on the weekend.
I'll be calling him later today to see how it's all going.

Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kitty, BOTH better
;_)))

what happened to Corvo?
Serge

So what's better Serge,
Inny's or outty's ???
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Gravity, I haven't seen any complains, even at complains proned GFY
;-)))

Dean does his own processing and this gives him a competitive edge
Serge

Kitty,
I like natural things and I haven't seen too many fake belly buttons
;-)))
Serge (What Jettis and Energiser Bunny have in common?)

So now that Dean has been paying the big bux for joins for a little while:
- how many of you have been sending Intergal traffic,
- and how much do you think is being shaved, if any at all.
Gravity

Serge- 13?
I guess that is because you spend to much time looking at belly buttons!
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kitty, I got 13 which means...
I am NOT picky!
;_))
Serge

I drove around Baltimore's Inner Harbor a little while ago. Lots of Steelers fans walking about. Apparently a lot of them came down from PA to see the game.

Lord Baltimore Little TGP2 that could.

Hey all! what a lovey morning in Brisbane...
Hope you are al having a nice time where you are.

I got 20 on that fake boob test = i guess a girl just knows these things ;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Serge I think I am gonig to try to do the dinner the same night as our party, just early!
Mike AI

Mike, when is 'pick 'em dinner in Vegas?
Serge

LB, don't be surprised if you are disappointed. I don't think either team will win by a large margin. Too much defense on both sides and neither offense is exactly a powerhouse.

My prediction Steelers 16, Ravens 14. More of a guess actually. ;)




Ulfie

Should be a good game for sure. I think I will be pulling for the Steelers.
Mike AI

Ulfie, I've just got that feeling...BTW, the game is on at 8:30 p.m. EST tonight. Should be a good time. :-))

Lord Baltimore Little TGP2 that could.

Lord Baltimore, what makes you think that the Ravens will win by 10? Is it because Bettis isn't playing? If that's the reason, all I can say is FU. ;))


Ulfie

Vooman... Festivus is the 23rd. Get out your pole. And prepare for the "Feats of Strength"

Im ready. it is going to be a good one this year:)
grimm

Fake boobs, real boobs, let's see who the experts are....

http://www.avhumor.com/oskaflash/inter_silicon.swf

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LOL, shows you what a "girl" knows :) I scored 19 - I thought 14's were fake, but they were real- I think the blouse confused me ;))


Peaches

So how many points will the World Champion Baltimore Ravens take the Steelers by today? I'm saying 10. :-)))

Lord Baltimore XXX for YouYouYou

I scored 18. and the two i missed are debateable!:)
grimm

Morning folks.

I managed a 14.

Real question is, which are the "nicest"?

I'm partial to #12 and #14... :)

CactusButt

I scored an 18. But i honestly think it should have been 19. Look at the last set, #20. Bullshit I say. Those have to be fake. Too perfectly round and full.

:)
Sword

http://www.avhumor.com/oskaflash/inter_silicon.swf

Scored 17

Vick Oh Yeah ....

That is a GREAT!

http://www.avhumor.com/oskaflash/inter_silicon.swf

I only scored 13 - I have been in too many clubs and am jaded ???



Jesse

I get a kick out of all the men at the gym with pectoral implants



Cleo (Meni, do you fart?) <-- See what happens to poor immigrants from Pennsylvania

I got 18 but it's tought to tell without handling them for awhile. ;)


Ulfie

Ulfie, I scored 13
;_))
Serge

let me guess, there's a rigourous testing procedure required?!
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but of course!
;-))
Serge

Fake boobs, real boobs, let's see who the experts are....

http://www.avhumor.com/oskaflash/inter_silicon.swf


Ulfie

I see the tag god is having fun again...


Cleo (Meni, do you fart?) <-- See what happens to poor immigrants from Pennsylvania

next time you go to bed, live tape recorder on
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Now I know what to get you for xmas. Anybody else like a Cleo sleeping recording?


Cleo (Meni, do you fart?) Just an asshole

you'll take your vest off if you find someone without fake boobs? let me guess, there's a rigourous testing procedure required?!

:-)
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Cleo,
next time you go to bed, live tape recorder on
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
do you snore?
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I don't know, do I


Cleo (I DO roots...) <-- Boring tag, I'm not a gardener

Cleo,
do you snore?
Serge