where are LadyLaw?

I'll "law" you
;-)))

so, what were you talking about contracts earlier?

did my "docket" made it's point?
Serge

Saphire Sammy -

You are funny! I have never had one problem with Insite Adult! They have always payed on time, and to the penny. Their customer service is top notch and their reputation speaks for itself.

You must be a jealous competitor or a thief who was caught!




sharky Cash in with MikeFold!

#### MAXCASHLIVE TONIGHT! ####
Monday December 17, 2001


TIME: 8-10PM Eastern (5-7PM pacific)
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TOPIC: Pick MikeFolds Brain

Tonight the legendary MikeFold will be joining us and taking questions from the chat room. It's a very rare opportunity to hear MikeFold on air giving away valuable advice about the industry and what it takes to become a success.

We are also giving away 2 content CD's from Adult Legal http://www.adultlegal.com !


Be sure to tune in at http://www.maxcashlive.com . You can log in our chat via our Java interface or IRC at:
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See you at 8PM Eastern Time (5pm Pacific)
sharky Cash in with MikeFold!

Are you stripping for me then? Enquiring minds want to know?

*************************

c'mon,
you can't be as lazy as that!

I don't do ANYTHING for free...
do you?
Serge

Kolin first thing you have to do with the $20,000 check from insite is to make sure it does not bounce. My sources say their checks have been bouncing like jumpers out of the twin towers. My sources also say insite has cut back on lots of expenses for parties, advertising, content, bandwidth, maybe insite has hired to many new employees? It seems john ip has hired every unemployable woman who has ever graced this industry.

John IP, some people say Kolin may have bad habit that deals with illicit substances. I hope you are getting receipts for your $20,000 Vegas drug dealers are not know for giving receipts for write offs.

Now the rumors I hear may be false, but I put insite, kolin, and john ip to the pepsi challenge. provide receipts of the $20,000 being spent. If not, this is cheap, boring, lame, publicity stunt. I have a groovey, we can all have a charity auction to raise the $20,000 for Kolin. Isn’t Oprano supposed to be known for calling bullshit on things like this. Is Oprano getting soft on its sponsors, and people who work for them? John ip is so cheap, when he opens his wallet moths fly out.

Saphire Sammy

What happened to the seashell biz...
********************

ask Mr. Greenspan!

I lost $12,000 a month worth of interst thanks to him lowering interest rates,
gotta work for a living now
;-)))
Serge

Dear Serge:

Of course I will deal...playing poker with such a fascinating man such as yourself is a treat I cannot refuse. Are you stripping for me then? Enquiring minds want to know?
Lady Law Ready Set GO!!!!!

BobaJob, it was your friend, showing us the way to his "dungeon"
;-)))
Serge

LadyLaw, you never responded to my poker game offer...
will you deal?
Serge

Dig,
I am in the middle of joggling between 3 women who decided having periods all on the same day,
the pond can wait,
I can't....

I really miss my buddy Voodoo...
he never menstruated
;_))
Serge

Hey everyone, Serge promised me a good tongue lashing and I'm here to collect. smile
LadyLaw Ready Set GO!!!!!

Hiya all.....
Serge still have that pic I took of you in London...
http://www.lastpage.com/jodie19/escorts-magazine/piccomp/piccomp24.html

What happened to the seashell biz...
Be Lucky
BobaJob Lastpage

mutt,
what would happen..oh if, let's say...Kimmy and Vick unfrotunately...had...a...um accident? yanno, like they both accidently fell on a rake 12 times and then accidently feel knee first onto a pipewrnche 23 times?? Just a hypothetical question....



SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Mutt, I'm sinking like a stone in the Pic'Em...The NFL is crazier than WWF Smackdown!

By the way, I did predict the Ravens by 10 last night. (Just so no one reminds me.) :-((

Lord Baltimore Have an XXXMas

meni always looking for an angle.

THREE WEEKS LEFT TO CATCH KK!!!

THREE WEEKS LEFT TO CATCH BILLY!!!


mutt

Serge, where are you? Trying to get some piss started on Netpond, I can't do it by myself..


dig420

Colin,

You're a MADMAN! I hear voices in my head and I think it's you!

Jesse

Mutt I studied the oprano sports pool rules
and I found a loop hole
I can give my wins to another player.
I got 100 something right?
That would put 1 person in the lead for good
who wants my points?
As I said, its all legal, Oprano cannot stop me.
Its legit
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

ok got the late pickers picks in now

NFL PICKEM TOP TEN LEADERS
**************************

kimmykim
119 8
Vick
116 8
GreekFold
112 8
Shok
112 7
Marie
111 7
RB
111 9
SykkBoy
111 9
Lord Baltimore
110 6
mrcash
110 8
MattK
109 10

mutt

Mental Note - I'm Fucking Mental


;-)

TheEnforcer Ê
Guess it was a good thing that I went to see the movie with another woman. I would have hated to hear a man bitch about how much he did not like the movie afterwards.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?)

Mental note, do not get on plane with Shok!


Mike AI
*********************

Mental note,
go lunching with Shok more often
;-)))
Serge

Fuckin' A Colin! I'm going to drag you off to Crackwhore Alley and we're going see the very dark side of Vegas ;)))


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

right = write

see I said 5th grade level;-)
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Just saw Ocean's Eleven, very good. It's one of those movies that you just sit there with a smile on your face completely amused.


Cleo (Chi cazzo se ne frega?) Feed Me
Sun, 16 Dec 2001 07:08:20 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 41291
------------------------------

Haven't talked to a single guy who liked that movie yet. But all the women have this same "smile" you keep talking about as they just can't wait to get home and "thwack their gadget" from seeing Brad Pitt, george Clooney, Matt Damon, and Andy Garcia all on one screen!!

"twack your gadget" is a cj trademark and was used without her permission!! :>))


TheEnforcer Want $1000? Sign up for Making bank and ask me how to get it!

I will take $10k from Insite and right all about the show, on a 5th grade level that everyone can understand.

I promise not to use the word empire once;-)

Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Mental note, do not get on plane with Shok!


Mike AI

I'm supposed to be a hunter. Something deep down inside of me, something with primal dark evil roots lurks inside of me and is screaming to get out. It wants to be unleashed. It wants to hunger. It wants to taste. It wants freedom. It wants to stalk. Stalking time. The Neon Jungle. Las Vegas, Nevada.
Insite hooks me up with $20k and says "go to Vegas, have fun, and write about it. It'll make a great story." The story begins.

A four part series from the Internext Expo.

What really happens at one of these conferences?

Published each day of the convention January 5, 6, 7, 8.


Colin http://www.insiteadult.com/vegas/

Hey all - what a hell of a weekend - and I'm blaming Cj totally nLOL - it was her party that started it all off - otherwise I'd have stayed at home and worked!
Just pulling up right now - man am I shattrered!

So what's going on around here?

1 week today until I head for LA!
I'm never gonna get all my work done lol
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...)

Kittie doing Run Like Hell
pretty good
too bad they weren't hot
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Only 3?
lol

as long as when i'm in the air I don't see a naked man on the wing..
what's a little hydraulic trouble??

Star Check This Out 50$ per Sign Up!

I have 9 lives, this is the 3rd engine situation Ive had and a hydraulic failure.

you miss those clips? message me, i got a good one for ya :)

Shok $$$ more coming soooon!!

Having the engine quit on takeoff Shok??

someone up there must love you :)
or They just didn't want me to miss out on any of those tasteful clips you always send. haha

Star Here's a Good One!

they were evil huh. I never got bitched at before for having my "air" touch someone.

Shok $$$ more coming soooon!!

The flight last night home was a bitch. Having the engine quit on takeoff roll really gives you the warm and fuzzys. Cheated death again!

*******************************

Now, was it as bad as having those old ladies give us the evil eye on the way from Vegas to Dallas? :)


Peaches

Serge, lunch was great, I'll see you in a few week. :)
******************************

Shok,
lunch was
1) compliments of Jordan
(son of a bitch wants me to pick up the DINNER tab!)
2) compliments of a great company
and YES, see you very soon in Vegas!
Serge

Just drop me a line Gravity, we have something for you in the line of non adult, with more stuff coming very soon.

I started the book Brad, but Im only up to 2 so far, I want to thank your weener dogs for helping me figure out that second position.

Serge, lunch was great, I'll see you in a few week. :)

The flight last night home was a bitch. Having the engine quit on takeoff roll really gives you the warm and fuzzys. Cheated death again!

Shok $$$ more coming soooon!!

err.. celeb testimonials..

lol
sharky OldFold showing his age!

Brad -

I hear you are one of the celebrity supporters of his book?


sharky OldFold showing his age!

mutt...sorry about that...
pickem in your AT oprano email.....


OldFold Looking Good Louis

SHOK you started to promote your new book "101 homosexual positions" ?




Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

Gravity,
shok @ weginc.com
Serge

If you could e-mail me SHOK's e-mail address I could drop him a line.
Gravity

What sort of ratio are people getting with this stuff?
Gravity
********************

Sorry, Dean, but ....

Gravity, ratious are LOUSY, real lousy!

if you come back after New Year,
we'll have 2! new sponsors who work in adult and brought very sucessful NON ADULT products.

If you don't wanna wait 'til than,
drop SHOK e-mail and he'll show you the goodies.
Serge

I tell you I've tried that stuff on every type of site - celebs, fetish, teen, oldies, different sites of my own, different sites elsewhere and I believe that to date I've never gotten a join.

What sort of ratio are people getting with this stuff?
Gravity

Gravity,
I can yell you from my master sub stats acount that YES, people, do have sales.

fols under me had over 60 joins
Serge

Just to get the topic back on adult sites, and sorry to harp on Dean for the second post in a row, but has ANYONE EVER gotten a join with Pageseeker traffic? Even to a free site?
Gravity

Meni,
your fucking technique is much to be desirred...
you gotta work more on yourself to bring it up to par...
;-))
Serge

how ironice, Serge's mailman walked in on us
when I was backdoor fucking him
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Wilbo, just think of the look on Shok's face when he gets his mailing addressed to "sultysixyearolds.com individual" ;))))


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

I used to use a PO Box, but it got to be too much trouble to drive there and get my checks when my cashh ran out :-)
Wilbo

hahahahhahaha,
Wilbo, that's why I use PO Box,
one never knows what the amilman would deliver
;-))
Serge

Wilbo that sucks, but it is kinda funny....


Mike AI

I'd like to thank asnetworks.net.These assholes sent a snail mail ad to my house addressed to "backdoor-fucking.com individual" . I'll bet this little campaign is going to get them more response than they could ever imagine.
Wilbo

Hell no I haven't been MIA...you told me I had to work my ass off to make it in this business...so that is what I have been doing.

I have been buying the shit out of CSCO late and been looking pretty smart...in the LAN marketing world they are the only one with any wireless MAC encryption along with the usual WEP encrytion...they are smoking everybody...remember my prediction...five years from now, wires will be a thing of the past.
letshunt

Anyone see the Browns game? The Browns fans sure need to work on aim when throwing bottles. The old Brownie fans from the 80's were deadly accurate with the snowballs stuffed with batteries. I think they learned that from the worst fans in the world, Eagles fans.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join, 100% exit on new sites

letshunt,
how the hell have you been, MIA?
;-)))

any good tips for the market today?
Serge

Serge, good morning

All I can say is this....Bears 27 Bucs3...Urlacher creamed Mike Alstadt everytime he touched the ball....Bears in the playoffs! It has been 16 long years, baby....
letshunt

Meni, where did you dig them from?

you are worse than my dog!
;_))
Serge

Digital Playground pays you 10% of every signup you generate!

HOLY SHIT
so that 50 cents on trials
and $3 on month memberships
woohoooooooo

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Simon, bro, I took your advice, took down one celeb sponsor, tried your celebrityskank.com with the new tour, and dude, it's kickin' ass
1/33 holy shit

I gotta give you props
http://www.celebdollars.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Santa Serge, I want a 12" dildo to go along with my Eros Body Glide lube
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Morning Oprano

My weekend sucked.
I Don't care how yours was.
All I want is for you to signup on my proggy.

;-))

Cybrglide EG V3.0 $30ps you keep your exit traffic.

Meni,
when are you coming for your lap danaces?

Santa Serge
Serge (What Jettis and Energiser Bunny have in common?)

ahem
http://listen.impactradio.net:8000/
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Someone sent this to me in email this morning... Thought it was pretty interesting/kinda funny:



> >Jessie Jackson has added former Chicago democratic congressman Mel
Reynolds
> >to
> >the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll.
> >
> >Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused in President Clinton's
> >last-minute forgiveness spree.
> >Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half year sentence for
> >fraud, bank fraud & lies to the Federal Election Commission.
> >
> >He is more notorious, however, for concurrently serving five years for
> >sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer. This is a first in American
> >politics: An ex-congressman who had sex with a subordinate, wins clemency
> >from a president who had sex with a subordinate, then is hired by a
> clergyman
> >who had sex with a subordinate. His new job? Yep, you gotta have seen it
> >coming: youth counselor.
> >
> >Is this a great country or what?
sharky MikeFold.... I think I can hear you!

Damn Mutt..

Alisson remarried already? I haven't been able to listen to Stern since I moved to Tampa.. he's not on any of the stations out here. I have to catch him on E!.



sharky Can You Hear MikeFold Yet?

morning oprano

kk, can you a I spend a few minutes following you around the sportsbook area in vegas:)))
dantheman need more fire power

Fay,
sure, it's only 2 hours drive from me...
LMK when is the next Art fair in town and I'll meet you for lunch.
Serge

jeez meni, imagine what you could barter for a pair of JJ's worn panties.

I'm sure you have that covered.

howard's off for his annual long Christmas break. when u hear some older shows you realise how much he's changed recently, nowhere near the energy he used to have.

the funniest thing about Stern's divorce is that everyone was baggin on him because that was his whole philosophy secret of life in his autobiography, you work and then you go home and be with your family and u don't cheat. So everybody said he was a piece of shit when he split with his poor wife of 20 years so he could get some young chicks. Ha. His wife scored 15 million dollars in the divorce and two weeks ago she married a guy with more money than Stern. Who just had bypass surgery. Poor Alison.


mutt

Hey there Billy ... got your email. Will call when I think you might be available.

Got my move completed to Naples Florida. Have spent the last week shopping and having a good time getting settled in. I love this sunshine every morning!

If anyone is coming through my neighborhood, be sure and give me a call. I think I am going to welcome company and the chance to show off my new city.... I am in love with it, such a nice big/little city.

Hey Serge.... gonna have to come over for a visit.

sharpie Over 4 years serving webmasters.....

CJ,

boy this year has just flown by...
Stallion

Noone in specific Serge. :)

Yes there is a difference between Hope and Wish..
Stallion

evening opranauts!!

does everyone realize its the 18th december!???! (well, here in oz anyway!!)

7 days till xmas
13 days till new years
19 days till internext!!!



cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Unlike others.
Stallion
********************

Stallion, WHO are the others you are talking about?

also...
there is a big difference between "hope" and "wish",
don't you think so?
Serge

if it wasn't for crowd behavior, we would have no pattern to observe and nobody to fuck. ;-))

wig
*****************

hahahhaah, VERY true!

God bless the law of "Big Numbers"

(along with the laws of averages applicable to big boobs)
;-))
Serge

Serge, I didn't really mean, I just forgot how to find my IP addy so I posted that fake good morning, now I can listen to a howard stern feed cuz I traded a kid a JJ autograph for guarantee that I can listen to his broadcast
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

geeez

very happy in here this morning

;-)


Good morning Oprano
Moose

Serge,

Yes I hope everyone had a great weekend. I dont wish anything bad on anyone. Unlike others.
Stallion

serge,

thanks for the welcome.

if it wasn't for crowd behavior, we would have no pattern to observe and nobody to fuck. ;-))

wig Random or patterned?

what so good about it?
Serge

Good Morning
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Stallion, do you REALLY care?
;-)))

and if YES, than WHY?
;-))
Serge

wig,
welcome to Oprano and I glad you lost your
"lurking virginity"
;-))))

folks who quoute Nitszche in their first post are OK in my book
;-)))

yeap,
agree with you whole heartedly and I said the same thing yesterday on non-adult board I post:
http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boards.cgi?board=IDCC&read=133315

;_)))

fuck the crowds...
;-))
Serge

Good Morning Oprano.

Hope that everyone had a great weekend..


Stallion

Morning Oprano-

First post after lurking for years on the boards, but since WTS is going to be a sponsor of the PHB, I guess I better come out and see if I can add to the gumbo!

When I watched the Cleveland fans I thought of crowd behavior and herd mentality. It's funny how different we act in a crowd.

Sorta like the crowd participation in the Nasdaq. At the time it seemed right, but in the end how foolish it looks.

"Maddness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties and nations it is the RULE."

-Nietzsche




wig Random or patterned?

Ulfie,

That is called dominance!

They have been doing it all year. The scores don't always show the degree of dominance, but it is
there.



Jesse

Re-post of my post on the pond:

serge, I'm still waiting for my invite to the playerHATERS ball ;)



dig420
********************

Dig, no offense, but after I went out of my way to get 4 passes for Meat and Aga they requested,
and they threw it in my face,
I made a pledge to only give those passes to people who can make a STAND.

I took my entire allotment and invited the hookers from the AAA Best Escort in Vegas.

At least with hookers one ALWAYS know where one stands
;-)))

there are 25 VIP passes still in the lottery process at
http://playerhaterball.com
;-)))
Serge, Unblocked.... again
Mon Dec 17 06:57:49 2001 - 172.138.104.152 - message #166726
Serge

One of these days you'll eat those words ;)
********************

Dig, one of those days I might even eat dick!

don't hold your breath for it and don't hold your breath for you beating me in chess
;-)))

does your lawyer play poker?

we still have some opening at Webfather's table on the 7th!
;-))
Serge

but was a complete mind fuck
*****************************

Mind Fuckers RULE!
;-)))
Serge

lots of room for another button...
***********************************

Mutt,
I wouldn't bother you for "another button"

according to John it's more like 6-7 buttons,
please check with him, it might be MORE
;-)))
Serge

Grimm,

Nice ideas.. ;)

Serge, Mike... Oprano weekly Money Laundering contest???? ;)


KC

Ahhh.. thanks..

I think.. anybody needing help with their picks just let me know I have been working hard with Vick and Kimmy Kim and RB over the last few weeks and you can see how I have helped them come out of the closet !

Vegas.. T minus 18 days for me : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) who will be asshole of the year ? ?

shit i gave up after the first few games because i sucked so bad!! Now billy is going to get my prize!!!!!


cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

NFL PICKEM BULLETIN
*******************

I've gone through the weeks to find out who the biggest zero is in this game. There is a $500.00 cash prize for the lamest football picker in the bunch.

A very large majority of people have missed a week or two of picking or dropped out of the game or have joined the game late on this special bonus prize weeks.

((((DRUMROLL))))

AS OF THE COMPLETIION OF TODAY'S COMPETITION THE ABSOLUTELY LAMEST FOOTBALL PICKER IS NONE OTHER THAN MR. ASSHOLE HIMSELF, BILLY!

Billy has 82 wins. So if you've played the game every week and you aren't too much ahead of Billy you should now be DELIBERATELY trying to stink. Tho when I think of it, stick to what you are doing, YOU SUCK!!! :)

Congrats Billy.
mutt

Santa Serge can I sit on your lap
again
and again
and again
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Vick, it's my pleasure to inflict pain upon you. ;)

Steelers RULE!


Ulfie

Vending machines. Good cash business. Mafia loves vending machine business.

With Pittsburgh's win KK extends her lead to three over Vick.
GreekFold and Shok share third place.

I gotta go through the standings and find out who is going to win the Lamer prize for worst performance in the Pickem. Person has had to have played every week of the game. $500.00 prize for that which is pretty damn good.

lots of room for another button on Oplus Serge!


mutt You Ain't Gettin Shit For Christmas Playing Here

Ulfie ... as much as this pains me to say

The Steelers were the better team tonight and are at this time the class of the AFC
Stewart looks incredible

Retch, vomit, gag

Just remember .....
On any given Sunday .....


Vick Don't think that I'm uncouth ... I only speak the truth

or you could use it to start a casino LOL
grimm