Here we go Serge. This site was submitted to me this morning,
http://www.absolutpix.com/bigtits/1.html


Cleo (I DO roots...) <-- Boring tag, I'm not a gardener

cj,
if I find somebody without fake boobs
(besides Billy and Ulfie)
I'll take my vest and everything else off...
;-)))
Serge

LOL
not everyone in vegas will have fake breasts serge :-)

morning cleo :-)
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Both sound just plain nasty ;)


Cleo (I DO roots...)

hmmmm....
you think snoring man and farting woman are any better?
;-))
Serge

cj, can't be better!

I missed good 'ole faces and ready as much as I can ever be
;-))

I'll be wearing my bullet proof vest, with so many fake boobs to hug,
I'm affraid for my chest and don't wanna end up with broken rib cage
;-)))
Serge

Good Morning people, hairy male things too

A snoring woman and a farting man, now there is a visual of a beedroom.


Cleo (I DO roots...) Where all the good stuff is

oh, i'm used to that, you couldn't be worse than harley :-)

so how are you? ready for vegas?
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

cj,
it's OK, I fart and therefore can't complain about snoring
;-))
Serge

LOL

serge, I snore :-)

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

I went to see
Vanilla Sky yesterday.

Good movie, worth watching

I loved first 1/3,
was a bit bored by second 1/3 and the last 1/3 took the cake!
Serge

cj, geeze, some people....

aren't you bunking with us?
;-))
Serge

that's not a problem for me, I'll be bunking with cj ;)))
---

huh?!

do I get a say here?! LOL
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Hey All,

First time I have posted here. Thought I would say hi. Been busy the last year working my ass off :)

The only person I have talked to before is Sykkboy dont know if you remember me I talked with you in Vancouver last year?
Jamie All Real Cash 60/40 Partner Program

>> Some people think we have never landed on the moon.

sure, it seems like good biz.
Mike have you seen this site ?
http://moonmovie.com/


Slavdogg

er....sacrEligious

That baby Jesus hit every damn branch falling outta the ugly tree.
mutt

ehehee hee.......

http://www.inforamp.net/~ally/messiah

turn speakers on

sacriligious? I think not!
mutt Sweet Mother of Jesus That Kid is Ugly!

More fodder http://www.observer.co.uk/afghanistan/story/0,1501,619524,00.html

Lord Baltimore, I bet you could spin this info into a big conspiracy!


Mike AI

http://www.mbpolitics.com/OBL/index.html

Who let the kooks out?? Who who??

hahahaha

I love Americans, we are the KINGS of conspiracy theories! Some people think we have never landed on the moon. This country was founded on them...


Mike AI

Ugh,

How many times are Holyfield and Ruiz gonna have to fight before they can declare a winner?

1st Fight: Decision Holyfield (Controversial)
2nd Fight: Decision Ruiz (Controversial)
Tonight: Decision Draw

So which one of the two if either with Lewis fight next?

Toolz

While comparing noses and such ....
Separated at Birth?

Tiny Tim
http://www.celebritymorgue.com/tiny-tim/tiny-tim.jpg


Asshole of the month for October Vick
http://www.isjustanasshole.com/images/vick.jpg




He he he You Decide

What the hell is going on here?

Has someone gone coocoo for cocoa puffs?

Monk

Lord Baltimore, not that your post even deserves a comment but I will anyways.

The size of Ladens nose in your pictures is EXACTLY the same. Are you freaking blind? In the bottom picture, where you have written, "where is the big nose?", look at it! Shit, his nose is clear down past his upper lip in that picture. Are you blind? His lips are the same in the pictures too.

You lie to yourself all you want. But the real question is why you want to believe so badly that it is not him on the tape. I would deal with that issue if I was you.

Sorry for my rare post.
Sword

Lord Baltimore,

Comparing the front view of UBL's nose, to a side view of his nose, is equivalent to comparing apples to oranges.


Headless Maximize your Wallet!

Lord Baltimore,

You in the minority here, 99.999999 out of 100 ppl know its Bin Laden and don't dispute in any way shape or form that its him, who else would it be?? Somebody else who is his twin just happens to be sitting around a bunch of Taliban clerics and laughing it up over the attacks??..
I think now, sure the way they got the tape may be a little in the dark, but it doesn't matter how it was found, just matters what it shows.

Just my 2 cents.

Rob

BTW, at the risk of being dropped into Afghanistan, the URL below is a new site I've put together with my concerns about the OBL videotape. Please don't go there if you're not cool with verifying the OBL video.

Lord Baltimore Is it OBL?

I hate when my mother includes pictures with her x-mas cards:

http://www.hardcorecenterfolds.com/images/beauty.jpg

Jesse

Mutt, start with post #41073...

Thanks for the linking Sunday tip! :^)

Lord Baltimore Link to my XXX site or Santa gives you nothing but coal this XMas

What's everybody's favorite Christmas carols? Not funny ones, the real deals.

Do You Hear What I Hear?
Away In a Manger?
Hark The Herald Angels Sing?

i love Christmas. I don't care if I'm a yid. I love Christmas.
mutt

:)

who told you that you should be dropped into Afghanistan with no parachute on top of a daisy cutter?

Voltar used to be head of the Netpond Newbie school. He left and set up his own place. They have a thinkg called Link Trade Sunday. All u got to do is submit your link site on Sunday morning and you will get a bunch of trades.

go to http://www.oprano.com front page and u will see a link to Voltar's site.


mutt Listen To The Aussie Call Santa A Fuckin Wanker Here! click on the Jukebox's buttons ....they work! i fucked up a bit and forgot to do mouseovers.

mutt...what I like about you is you don't say stuff like I should be dropped into Afghanistan with no parachute on top of a daizy cutter...

Who is Voltar? Head of the TGP2 board? Or, the new Master of the Universe from Planet FZOKGREK? :-))

Lord Baltimore Link to my XXX site and I'll be your best friend

LB, that's the difference between MLB and the NFL. Baseball is set up to create haves and have not franchises which is why the general public is sick of it all. In the NFL last year's dogs often become contenders. I'm a Bills fan, with good management, they could be back in the playoffs within a couple years.

They should kick both the Mets and Yankees and Braves out of baseball. Let them play in their own little league of their own. Mets i hear are going to sign Juan Gonzalez to go with Robbie Alomar. Yankees get Giambi.

U have a link site LB? Have you checked out Voltar's board? That's where u will pick up lots of links.


mutt Kristy McNichol - Arab or Not?

Boy the Giants sure underachieved this year, huh? From the Superbowl (where they lost to the Baltimore Ravens) to 6-7 on the year. Quite a contrast to the Yankees, which gave a great fight to get into the World Series and were one inning from winning.

Lord Baltimore Link to my XXX site and they'll be back to yours, buying stuff

fuuuuuuuuuck. I need Laser Keratotomy. I read the '13' as '11'.
Monitor needs some Windex too :)

Ok it's fixed. Shok AND GreekFold now tied for third place. KK's leads by TWO over Vick.

hehehe......everybody picks with their hearts when their teams are involved.
mutt First Jewish Playmate in the History of Playboy!

huh? what time did the game end?
i definitely saw a 17-11 score on NFL.com. Maybe the game wasn't over. I just figured it was a completed game.


mutt First Jewish Playmate in the History of Playboy!

mutt....Arizona covered...
score was 17-13 AZ +5

OldFold PickEm

Did anyone see the TDpass that Arizona QB Jake Plummer in the fourth quarter against the Giants today? Wow. That was pure Joe Montana. First he fumbles the snap, then rolls out and threads the needle in the end zone to Tywan Mitchell, who outjumped the Giants.

Lord Baltimore XXX Pictures

could be an interesting week in the Pickem game. Just updated today's games and kimmykim got shut out. Shok has snuck into third place behind KK and Vick.

will do all the updating of the guys who got their picks in late at one time so it might be until Monday before the Leaderbaord is accurate with everybody's scores.

mutt First Jewish Playmate in the History of Playboy!

Thanks mutt!
Robert

"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
- Jerry, in "The Parking Garage"

January 6th Party at the Foundation Room ! ! http://www.webmasterparty.com/


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)
Fri, 14 Dec 2001 11:31:44 - IP: 66.157.2.174 - Post # 41106

**********************************

hahaha Billy!

But why did Jerry have the public urination pass? Because he had "uromisotisis and could die!"

Get ready for Festivus! :-)))


VooMan Come party with Insite Adult, Paycounter, and NationalNet after the CCBill Party!

RB .. but the Canes can!

Rose Bowl, baby!
Colin CRAZY SHIT COMING SOON!

doh....... I need RB and Sykk to send me their Pickem username and pass so I can get their picks in.


mutt Santa You *unt! New Christmas music tomorrow!

ok i just got in and see RB and Sykkboy got in late for the Pickem.
I'll get your picks in tonight.
If there is anybody else amonthe top 20 players who missed out, send me your picks muttAToprano.com, of course you will credited with losses today.

http://www.opranoplus.com/xmas

The great Red Peter's "You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas", give it a listen it will put u in the Yuletide mood.
mutt

If anyone is ineterested in a free night at the Venetian during the show
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++=
that's not a problem for me, I'll be bunking with cj ;)))

well, todd and the midgets and Chrles Nelson Reilly will be hogging my abode ;)))

SykkBoy $1000 signon bonus avialble, email me for details

Hey every one - how are ya?

Man I have a hangover today!

If anyone is ineterested in a free night at the Venetian during the show - get yo ass over to opranocontent!

So tell me what you're all up to this weekend...
Anyone else having a xmas party???
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Sweet little blonde teen ass.......

Man,

This NYG and Cards game is better than any sleeping pills..

Damn someone pass the coffee and newspaper...
Rob Sinful Goodies

How fucking annoying can one football announcer be? Bill Maas is outta control.

Monk

pools closed?.........damitjim
Robert

Glad I was able to get my picks in on time. Should be a good weekend of football!!!


TheEnforcer Want a $1000 bonus? Sign up at making Bank and then e-mail me and ask how to get it!!

It was my favorite of that year. Rush was ripped of the Oscar as far as I'm concerned. Probably my favorite acting performance ever.

Jaquine Pheonix (sp.) is awesome as well...

Jesse

oops
ate Winslet = Kate Winslet

Dr. Freud, call line 1, Dr. Freud ;)))
SykkBoy $1000 signon bonus avialble, email me for details

Hmmm, footballs on. Is it Saturday or Sunday today? I'm connfused and open the damn football pool if its saturday.
Gary Promote 2 hot celebrity sites

Jesse...yes, I loved it...
Geoffrey Rush is an amazing actor...and I really have a soft spot for ate Winslet ;)


SykkBoy new shit happening all the time

Sykk,

Have you seen Quills yet?


Jesse

got it Mike
Thanks!
SykkBoy $1000 signon bonus avialble, email me for details

Sykk, Check your e-mail.
Mike AI

fuck!!!
I forgot to do my picks this week....damnit damnit damnit
now Shok is going to beat me...oh the humanity....

ok, I'm better now ;)

"Vanilla Sky" should be good...the original "Abre Los Ojos" was excellent and I heard Cameron Crowe kept pretty close to the original (even having Penelope Cruz reprise her role from that flick). I'm thinking of going to see it tonight...but of course Wednesday, first showing of the day, I'll be sitting in a darkened theater awaiting "Lord Of The Rings". Great to see Peter Jackson go from mvoies like "Bad Taste" and "Dead Alive" to major big-budget movies like this (and in my mind he was perefect choice for this type of movie).

If you're looking for the perfect movie this weekend, go rent the aforementioned "Memento" which is excellent then rent "Made", then seek out Peter Jackson's most twisted movie ever "Meet The Feebles" which is like the muppet show on heroin...
SykkBoy $1000 signon bonus avialble, email me for details

Hey...you guys shut this damn pool too early...

Mr AI...Can ya add my picks

Giants
Raiders
KC
Falcons
Jets - Can't beat Nebraska by 9, but what the hell
Jacksonville
Detroit
Buffalo
Philly
SF
GB
Sea
Bal
NO
Chi-town

3 minutes before the Giant game :))

Thanks, bro...

RB
RB

On another subject...Steelers and Ravens trash talking is getting out of hand. I just saw Siragusa on the news saying he's sick of seeing so many Steeler fans in Baltimore. He then added that Ravens fans should follow them to the bathroom and hit them with a fire extinguisher. Talk about being completely irresponsible. I like Siragusa but that's a completely stupid thing to say because you know some drunken idiot will probably do it.


Ulfie

Vick,

Almost Famous,
Jerry McGuire,
Fast Times (One of those movies you can't turn off when it comes on - Forest Whitaker, Sean Penn, Anthony Edwards, Leigh ...)
and now Vanilla Sky.

He is still young too. He'll end up one of the best before it is all over.



Jesse

Here's a thought to kick around .....Coming to the end of the year .....

Who would you nominate for Company of the Year in the Adult Internet Industry ....
And Why??




Vick Kick Start my Heart - hope I never stop ... and I say we're still kicking ass and .... breaking the pithy rule

.... cue the opening strains of "Back in the Saddle Again" ....
Random thoughts and pure BS ... ;-)

Saw Vince Neil perform last night
Very good, Did old Crue songs -
Great to see in a small club (500 people) but sad to see where one of the frontman for one of Rock's biggest acts is now
Neil looked in good shape (not fat bloated like VH1 shows)

"Cameron Crow is a genius." ....
Ok ... The guy who did "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" Beyond that some good work
Thinking cinematic genius ... John Huston ....
Moby Dick (1956)
The African Queen (1951)
The Red Badge of Courage (1951)
The Asphalt Jungle (1950)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932)


Sabby Tits - OMO ... stay natural
You have what looks to be a B/C cup - Well shaped and not hanging to your navel -
Balloon Tits look nice in a sweater - Funky looking when out


Serge - Sitting on various boards ...... that may be where you got the 'roids


Punishment for Taliban and members
Fuck it - I'm with Mutt - let's plug a nuke up their ass


"Knowledge is an incredible commodity. " - One of the things I love about the info age - Knowledge at your fingertips -
Hope that why the internet and computers are so addictive
Of course you have to wade through all the BS to get to what's real ... and useful


Vick Kick Start my Heart - hope I never stop ... and I say we're still kicking ass and .... breaking the pithy rule

Meni
I don't know about the big dick part. It's been so long that I've got cobwebs there. Think maybe I could get him to do my pet goat instead?


Cleo (I DO roots...)

Ok gang later today get ready for pics of "Magick Does Manhattan"....Join Magick as she stools down 5th Avenue drooling at boots....harasses people at the ice rink at Rockefeller Center ...rides a NY subway and eats clams..picks up and wears clothing apparel in Times Square...Learns what the term "No Fur" really means... smokes Cognac dipped cigars in a limo....and tops it all off with mouth fulls of White Castle Hamburgers.Stay Tuned;))
JohnIP Insite's 4 Free Bucks-Accepts ALL TRAFFIC .and NO DEDUCTIONS!!

Cleo, I'm friends with Bradon Iron
porn guy,
short, in shape, big dick
Creator of Slap Happy series.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

no JennaCash party
But ClubJenna party, during Super Bowl Weekend at the Hard Rock along with Vivid.
Jenna will be signing at internext and avn expo, I think.

Does gameworks still have frogger?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Some people were asking where I got those pics yesterday:

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/People/


Jesse

PSMing = PMSing

LOL

But I like the branding iron, sounds kinky ;)


Cleo (I DO roots...)

I'm not PSMing
*********************

what's PSM ???
Serge

Cleo,
he knew NOTHING...he is a bullshit artist on top of being a traitor.

Don't believe everythign you hear...
Serge

I'm not PSMing, but when I hear that an American, or anybody, had advance knowledge of the 911 abomination I have a complete abhorrence of them and think that nothing is too hideous that could be done to them.


Cleo (I DO roots...) Going to the gym to kill some equipment :)

it surely was, but YOU expanded on it and embraced it
;-))
Serge

The meat grinder was your idea...



Cleo (I DO roots...) It's all good

slow hanging...meat grinders...hot irins...

Cleo,
sounds like a typical PMSing to me
;-)))
Serge (What Jettis and Energiser Bunny have in common?)

can anybody recomend a good tattoo artist in South Florida?

********************

I say we do it the old fashion way with a branding iron.


Cleo (I DO roots...)

can anybody recomend a good tattoo artist in South Florida?

it's always been my dream of putting tattoo on my ass with caption:

"KIss me, I've got a PreparationH"!
Serge

No, Kitty,
I was sitting on:
YNOT board
CONDOM board
Netpond board
Oprano board and....
cold concrete floor of Broward County jail on New Years' eve 1994

I guess "sitting" is not exactly beneficial for one's ass!

Serge

hopefully this will take my mind off my hemmoroids!
**********************
Have u been sitting on cold concrete again???
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Sweet little blonde teen ass.......

Kitty,
have fun!

I'll be thinking of you...hopefully this will take my mind off my hemmoroids!
;-)))
Serge

Hey all - just got home from Cj's xmas party - all I can say is that Santa is a really lucky guy - he got more lap dances than a tycoon in a strip club!! ;)

anyway - i'm off to be naughty - see you all later! ;)
Kitty (you can stick your golden tongues...) Sweet little blonde teen ass.......

you'd probably enjoy watching him put thru the commercial meat grinder, legs first
******************

Can they put it on a real slow speed?

-----------------

Glad to hear that Vanilla Sky is good. I will have to see it this weekend.


Cleo (I DO roots...)

On ways to punish (kill) OBL:

The worst punishment I can think of would not be to kill him, or hang him, or even to pull his
fingernails and body hair one by one. I think that we make him attend every Southern Baptist
Church in the country. A few sessions should put him in HELL!

Jesse

Colin,

You must see Vanilla Sky now! Pretty kick ass - Cameron Crow is a genius.

Jesse

Cleo,
you'd probably enjoy watching him put thru the commercial meat grinder, legs first
;-))
Serge

Then they need a new type of hanging


Cleo (I DO roots...)

They should this asshole a slow public hanging.
***********************

Cleo, there is no such a thing as "slow hanging".

Hanging is rather FAST,
one either breaks his neck
or rope cuts blood circulation to the brain and one doesn't feel a thing.
Serge

I was being nice and listed your sites on AI.
**********************

yeah, right!

since when you "being nice" to a MAN????
;-)))
Serge

More festive seasonal music from the OpranoPlus Jukebox!

If you have kids bring them round the computer. Today we have two great Yuletide songs from the great Red Peters, composer of the classic ballad "Come Stains" and the toe tapper "How's Your Hole.......Family?".
"You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas" and "Holy Shit It's Christmas" as only Red can sing them.
And our third selection of the day comes from Down Under. Kevin Bloody Wilson's delightful 'Santa You're A
*unt'.

http://www.opranoplus.com/xmas



mutt Christmas Music That Doesn't Make You Wanna Vomit Here!

Memento is excellent!!! I saw it last month after a friend asked me to pick it up, very good.

I was watching CNN this morning and John Walker said that he knew about the attacks on the US in advance and does not regret joining the Taliban . They should this asshole a slow public hanging.

Cleo (I DO roots...)

Saw "Memento" yesterday on recommendation of Jesse and Webfather. Excellent flick.
Colin Insite!

Knowledge is an incredible commodity. It can be gained through a long arduous process of trial and error. It can also be gained with a handshake and a smile.

Colin Ask Colin

i just listened to that Italian 12 Days of Christmas thing I put on the jukebox thingy and posted here yesterday. It sucked!

Sorry bout that. I thought I was downloading the Italian version of Twas the Night Before Christmas, it is funny but it's not a recording just a text thing.

anybody have any other good Christmas songs/comedy bits?
mutt

woohoooooo.......the first snowfall of the winter and it was a nice one.
Donuts!! I have kept a 1984 Cutlass around just for donuts.

I never understand people who don't like winter. It's invigorating and it's fun. It does go on for about 6 weeks too long but that's cool. My dog loves it. I just got in from walking her and she looks like Abominable Snowman.

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NFL PICKEM ALERT!!!!
***************************

THERE ARE GAMES TODAY!!! YOU MUST HAVE YOUR PICKS IN BY 1 PM EST FOR ALL THIS WEEK'S GAMES!

there are still about 15 people who have a shot at winning. Albeit at this point it will take a couple of 12 win weeks to overthrow KK and Vick. But ya got a shot.

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool

WIZARDS WIN AGAIN! 5 WINS IN A ROW!

he may not be the sky walking Air Jordan anymore BUT to get the Washington Wizards to win 5 games in a row is a tribute to Jordan's grit.


mutt

You know Serge..
Thinking about your offer to help finance my boobs...

Would it be a good investment... being a practical girl... lets think about this...

1) $5k CDN or US??? Well, I think $5K CDN should cover it... what's that 50 cents US?

2) 2 month "leave of absence" ummm.. guys, believe it or not I am a webmaster too.. and something tells me this isn't going to be the same as having the chicken pox... I need DRUGS!!!!!

3) What about my loyal fans who love me "au natural" hmmm.... some guys like that.. go figure..

4) Dam they sure would look really really good on my tiny little body...

5) "Sabby, you got really nice tits!!!" Yeah, Serge owns them!!! LOL...

Damn, I really don't know...


Sabby:)
Sabrina Stop looking at my tits you perve!!!!!!

Vooman !!

"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place."
- Jerry, in "The Parking Garage"

January 6th Party at the Foundation Room ! ! http://www.webmasterparty.com/


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

But Serge I knew those girls were not real. I was being nice and listed your sites on AI.


Mike AI

Peaches,

The first year I was online my host (a small guy out of Pennsylvania) didn't even offer any stats. I traded links with anyone and everyone but I had no idea where my massive 500 hits a day were coming from. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that Grimm requested a link for whosyourdaddy.com. hahaha When I finally did get MK Stats I found out that NONE of the 500+ links I traded were sending me ANY traffic!

If I only knew then what I know now.... ;-)

Andrew


VooMan Come party with Insite Adult, Paycounter, and NationalNet after the CCBill Party!

Toolz, I was going to ask if I could sleep in your yard but then I saw the pliers and blowtorch reference and I thought better of it. ;)

Seriously, I need to ask you something, when you get a chance can you icq me? 45415700


Ulfie

needle nose pliers toolz?
night...night
((o;

OldFold Ronco Blowtorch

Serge,

Missed you on ICQ by about 2-3 minutes! This is the first time I've been able to reach the message board since I talked to you yesterday. Kept timing out.



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