Congrats on your engagement Mike :)
Can I come to the bachelor party?

Sabby:)
Sabrina 24 real amateur webgirls feeds now available for lease. Your members want these feeds, email me for a pasword :)

Serge are you troubled by all the threats of violence you have been receiving in ICQs from people.

I am shocked at how inmature people can be to want to settle silly debates on boards with violence.

I think someone is starting to develop into another Tom Blanchard. I spoke with Sig, and he thinks you may want to notify the Washington State Police, as well as the Nevada State Police, and Las Vegas PD before going to convention.

Like Tom Blanchard this person has threatened multible people with ciole - however Unlike Tom Blanchard, the person we are talking about is younger and brags about his military training.


Mike AI

not that it matters to you Serge, but you lost me.


Blondy
*******************

Blondy, EVERY successful promoter here,
BRINGS somethign of interest to the Gumbo, and has no problems promoting his/her products.

GOOD Gumbo is something of interest to at least 5-6 people who take interest in "rice" brought,
and so far, NOTHING you were bringing and passing as "rice" hasn't stir ANY interest from
Opranoids.

if you lost me again on this one...
so be it.
Serge

I guess its time for me to move on, I just don't know who it will be with.. maybe Serge : )
*************************

Billy, here si the scoop:

I'm sleeping with Vick in Vegas,
John is sleeping next bed alone...
wanna start with John and meet me when Vick fells asleep?

(actually we better do it nEXT night,
Vick is young and probably wears me off ;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)

not that it matters to you Serge, but you lost me.


Blondy

I would say that Bugsy's math was good for Vegas, but not very good for Bugsy.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I go to sleep and I wake up to find out that Mike is leaving me and the Zebra for somebody else.. Katie : (

I guess its time for me to move on, I just don't know who it will be with.. maybe Serge : )

Congrats Mike and Katie !

Viva Las AI !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Mike AI needs to be asshole of the Year now !

Cleo, you gotta ask Bugsy this question, but I doubt he ever read Oprano
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Mike & Katie,

Congrats, you are BOTH getting a good one!

Mike, although I don't know Katie, I know you are because I wouldn't expect any less of you.

And Katie I know you are, because to anyone that know's Mike it goes without saying that he's a catch.

I know you will both be very happy together :)

Mspice And then this one time, at Mike's Bachelor Party...

Brad, it will surelly come with your 33% share in Oprano!
***************************

How many of those 33% shares are there available?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I want an edit and delete key!
*********************************

Brad, it will surelly come with your 33% share in Oprano!
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Vick, buddy, thanks for the link.
What will we rate when he checks it out again and we have Jenna Cam
and she's on there chatting live and fucking around?
hmmm
I think cam in Jenna's home blows away anything out there
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I want an edit and delete key!


Brad Shaw

Ya sure fine
Fine
FINE

:P

Blondy anybody cares about WEATHER????

**LIVE WEBMASTER RADIO SPAM** 9pm PST 6AM pacific http://www.radio.com

Topic tonight is "Bible Quotes"

Come on out and share your opinions

Tonight's guests include

Edward Hoover of http://www.fbi.gov/ &

Alien of http://www.netpond.com

PRIZES tonight include content generously contributed by http://irs.gov

Blondy

Found this in my reffer logs and went to look

http://shell3.lomag.net/~blonde/
Is your site in here ......

Many paysites rated, some very accurately.
Points out strengths and shortcomings from a porn subscribers view

They hit Cloud 9 Entertainment dead on the head, got a Bronze rating ;-)

Meni - They rated ClubJenna as the best of Jenna sites and gave it a silver

Lots of sites get garbage or standard rating

Interesting ... but not homemade Marshmellows though ;-)~

Vick and then sometimes ...........

" ...If you bait them, they will come... "
- JR

uh-uh!
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

my favourite marshmallow experience - camping with a cup of kahlua 'especial' (70% proof) and a bag of marshmallows. toast marshmallows over fire, dip into kahlua while still hot and burning. eat, try not to choke on the first one, be sure to stay away from the fire after 10

:-)))


cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Congrats Mike!! :)

http://www.marthastewart.com/page.jhtml?type=content&id=recipe1168
Miss Eve It pays as it counts!

CJ - that is what we were wondeing about Sunday night. Apparently marshamellows can be home made. IT was pretty tasty, I have to admit.

We need to get the recipe!

KC- That Miss Eve sure is smart!


Mike AI

Hey MikeAI:
Congrats to you and Katie... Be sure to get as much sex as possible now... haha...

By the way... Is everyone invited to your bachelor party... Us married guys live for em... ;-)

peace
greg
gregtx Gay-Straight Feeds... and MORE!!!!

you can make home made marshmallows mike?!
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Mike,

I was telling Esa about the Seasonal homemade mashmellows... She really demistified the "Seasonal" part of it by asking me... "How many people order hot chocolate in the Summer in Georgia!!"

So I guess Mashmellos don't grow on trees afterall!

Likewise it was fun as always hanging out with you and the rest of the N.O. crew. :) I'm glad we peer pressured Grimm to make it out.


Kevin Cabo (KC) It pays as it counts!

Mike AI - congrats to you and your lady!

Hope your marriage is better than mine... :)

CactusButt

HAHAHAHA Homemade Seasonal Marshmellows is the quickest way to a girls heart!!

KC it was great spending time with you in Atlanta. I am all for getting together once a month in a new city. T was a great host.

I still think Kevin Buckhead has a ring to it, not like Kevin Cabo though!


Mike AI

On Another note...

Just returned from Atlanta. Thanks to SweetT and the entire NatNet crew for being such excellent hosts.

Not that I ever doubted it at all... But the newest NatNet Datacenter is done the same way these guys do everything else.... First Class.

Anyone looking at hosting owes it to themselves to check these guys out!! Their prices are better than ever right now too!


Kevin Cabo (KC) It pays as it counts!

Serge - No, I hadn't picked out one to use next. Mike has a plethora of candid webmaster photos and I've had several people submit some as well - but if YOU have a photo in mind, then by all means good sir, send it my way!

Vick - you don't know of any adult webmasters that might want to adopt a 30-something web designer/graphic artist with a car note and a bad knee for the holidays... I'd really like to get myself something good for christmas this year but don't think I can unless I get a handout... anyone? Kitty? ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) they sponsor, you play!

I'll have this week's NFL games up tonight or by tomorrow morning.
The NFL now goes to Saturday games so picks will have to be in by Saturday 1 PM EDT.


mutt

Ed,
I bet THIS one will be VERY close, lots of good ones!

do we have a NEXT picture?
Serge

Mike and Katie,

Congrats! It must have been that homemade marshmellow that finally convinced her you're not that bad of a guy!


Kevin Cabo (KC) It pays as it counts!

Ok Opranauts! It's time once again! GO VOTE! Our judges picked the best captions and we await your selections! http://www.oprano.com/caption.html and click the picture to vote!Remember kids, vote early and vote often!

And on a personal note I'd like to take this moment to wish a very sincere and heartfelt congrats to Mike and Katie on their engagement! She's a great girl, Mike! and He's a great guy, Katie! I wish the two of you the very best!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) they sponsor, you play!

Serge,
you know how I feel about "TALKING"
http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

Mike,
I have a B.A. in BS
and Masters in the Obvious


Vick and then sometimes ...........

MikeAI - please count me in on your Bachelor MONTH!

:-)
sharky Business Accounting - you need it!

toycheck, sorry, I don't understand Chezh...
Serge

Serge I think Vick can keep up talking with Jerry Falwell preaching to sinners. I have no idea how such a skinny guys has so much hot air!!

He could also sell ice to eskimos!


Mike AI

Serge,
Thanks, am looking forward to "sleeping" with you in Vegas ;-)~
********************

Vick,
I hope you can TALK for as long as I can....
;-)))
Serge

toyqueen,
this is holiday season,
season for giving,
and I am giving you a finger...

happy holidays!

Oprano is thru with you.
Serge

Todd,
Am not giving her a hard time per se, I applaud her efforts
However please reread my post
Think the efforts are another handout to the undeserving
Charity is one thing, this is totally another



Serge,
Thanks, am looking forward to "sleeping" with you in Vegas ;-)~



Vick and then sometimes ...........

Peaches,
I LOVE your idea!!!!

Meni,
your sperm bank or mine?
;-)))
Serge

who is for Meni's CASTRATION?
*******************************

I dunno, Serge - he made a very pretty little daughter so there might be some use for his producing abilities in the future. Of course, we could always harvest and freeze his sperm and THEN castrate him :)


Peaches

Oh look. Up there on the ledge of that tall building. Oh my god it's Katie's parents!!!!


mutt

Best wishes for a lifetime of laughter & love to Mike & Katie!
Rox

Serge, well we did it. The 2002 Webmaster of the Year Contest is now open and accepting nominations. Let me know what you think ;) If you're still interested in an exchange shoot me an email.
Have a good one!
Cyndee
Cyndee Webmaster of the Year Contest

Mutt,
let's have a vote ...

who is for Meni's CASTRATION?
;-)))
Serge

Mike, congrats
I haven't met Katie
and that could be one reason she's marrying you.
Better not let her near my mojo before the wedding
or for that matter, after the wedding
hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike,

Congratulations and best of luck!
KB

Congratulations MikeAI and Katie!

Yet another single man off the market........:(




Peaches

I see Brad let everyone know, especially Meni that I am officially off the market! :-)

I am very lucky to have found the perfect match for me. Many of you know Katie and know she is a fantastic woman.

I apprecaite all of the well wishes, it has definately put a major smile on my face. I am also lucky to have many great friends in this industry.

Without a doubt, the bachelor party will be excellent. Infact Brad and I have discussed having a bachelor month or 2... :-))


Mike AI

Vick,
you summed it up....
Serge

WARNING - NOT PITHY RANT GOING ON
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SKIP IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WADE THROUGH BULLSHIT

Can't hold this back anymore .........
PattyeCake, Believe I had the privilege to speak with you before and you're a really great person and I really believe that in your mind you have the best of intentions, hope your gods bless you for what you are trying to do but .....
There is a world of difference between a hand up and hand out
Went to http://www.writers-world.net/index2.html and looked and thought about a family to adopt
These are typical of what I saw
"I have a new baby and am not working at this time. I am on housing and helped with food at this time. Kerri Lynn understands that I can't buy her anything for Christmas and even wanted to adopt a child this year from an Angel Tree, but I told her we couldn't but next year we might be better off. My wonderful daughter helps me out so much, and is looking for a job to help out financially even though is will not be 15 until December 29th. We live in a house where the state pays for the rent and the child support pays the bills, at least we do have an old fake tree up to look at the pretty lights on it. The baby really likes that but I wish so much I could give my daughter something a little bit more. "

Someone in public housing, getting a handout, not working and HAD ANOTHER BABY!!!!!
with the balls to ask for another handout ... where does it end, uhhh can we say get a fucking job! Where is the father of these children

Here is another one
"Dear Pattyecake, I don't know if you can help my daughters, and maybe you won't after you know, but I am incarcerated and I want nothing more for Christmas than to let my 2 daughters know that I wish them a Merry Christmas. And, possibly find a way to get gifts to them even though I'm incarcerated"

Uhhh wake up call, you're in jail the best thing you can do for your family and show them you care is to rehab yourself and get yourself back on your feet and get beyond whatever brought you to jail. How about you do that to show your daughters you wish them a Merry Christmas!!! Try giving them a daddy for Christmas!


I agree, children are the absolute innocents
Christmas is about giving and firmly believe that charity begins at home
If you want to make a difference in a child's life, spend an extra hour a day with your own children
Make a donation to a children's hospital, where suffering can be helped a smile can be appreciated and hands aren't extended for handout after handout
Let's start .... with a hand up



Vick and then sometimes ...........

4
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I don't consider myself a webmaster
hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mike and Katie
Congrads !!


Slavdogg

The only book webmasters should buy
is one of the
how to pick up girls books
====

yeah why do you think Meni gets so many chicks :))

Slavdogg

When's the sportpool on Mike marriage going up?
Whats the over/under?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Brad.. i am ready, went to the bank for a loan for tipping money for the bachelor party, looking into renting an island in the carribean LOL
grimm

The only book webmasters should buy
is one of the
how to pick up girls books
hee hee
never has an occupation been so close to sex, yet never get it
introducing the adult webmaster
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

PC,
and what is your favorite passage from the Bible?

Did you meet any collegues at the church on Sunday?

what do you tell in the church you do for a living?

do you count your pastor's blessings?
Serge

A BIG Congrats to Mike and Katie!

And Serge... Actually the last time I went to chruch was 3 days ago and the last time I prayed was about 5 minutes ago...

Honey, I Know how you feel about these things, and I respect that...
cause I love you... and you and I BOTH know, I have Never posted anything I didn't mean ;)

Big Hugs Oprano!

PattyeCake* Please help this year...

You have to kiss me first ... and then look in my eyes
I want it to be personal ;-)
*****************************

OK...

John,
please take the next bed,
I'll be sleeping with Vick!
;-)))
Serge

Congrats Mike AI ;)
JimW Paying webmasters 100% of exit traffic on new sites til 2002.

"Vick,
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/ahoy1.jpg
fuck you too!
;-)))
Serge"

You have to kiss me first ... and then look in my eyes
I want it to be personal ;-)


Vick and then sometimes ...........

Congrads Mike & Katie!


Stallion

Mike, how could you??
After the night we spent together, you told me you loved me!!

Brad's Zebra

sergey, i am not married dude...you know that
((o;
**********************

so...I guess it was not your kinky wife...

which only leaves RB, BB abd RichC to make a claim under
Truth in Advertising Act
;_)))
Serge

Just wait until you see the website and ticket application for Mike's bachelor party!
****************************

uh-uh!
;-))))
Serge

Vick,
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/ahoy1.jpg
fuck you too!
;-)))
Serge

Just wait until you see the website and ticket application for Mike's bachelor party!


Brad Shaw Shaw Internet

Wow, hard to believe that an intelligent and gorgeous creature like Katie stooped to accepting a wanna-be, hung-like-a-flea, borderline-homeless guy like Mike...
********************

yeah!!!!!!

Mike, may I have ALL your votes now???

I won't let Katie marry an asshole!
;-)))


Serge

congrats to mike and katie

could this be one of the biggest bachelor parties of the Millennium!
dantheman

Well, I would have much rather seen "Katie will you marry me, Mike" on the big board at the New Orleans Superdome, but this is nice too!

Congrats Mike and Katie!!!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist)

Sometimes have to do silly stuff to crack myself up
http://www.cloud9entertainment.com/ahoy1.jpg



and then sometimes it's very hard to keep opinions unspoken (with regards to a post here)


Vick and then sometimes ...........

Congrats to you Mike & Katie :)


Star Make 50$ NOW

Wow, hard to believe that an intelligent and gorgeous creature like Katie stooped to accepting a wanna-be, hung-like-a-flea, borderline-homeless guy like Mike...

That will be one helluva bachelor party! ;)


Congrats, Mike and Katie!

Diamond Jim

MikeAI & Katie
Congradulations and Best Wishes on your engagement and life together


Vick

congrats mr ai....good luck katie (o;

sergey, i am not married dude...you know that
((o;

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

MikeAI & Katie -

CONGRATS!!!
sharky 10% off to celebrate

Wanted to congratulate MikeAI on his engagement to Katie. Time to plan the bachelor party now! Warm up the lear JoeE!


Brad Shaw Shaw Internet

Monk,
and you are such a fucking angel-
you won't vote TWICE for anybody either!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

You are SOOO much of an asshole that I WON'T vote for you.

:o)

Monk

Monk,
express yourself!
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml
Serge

hehehe..

this charity stuff gets Serge riled up every time.

Monk

and I am praying
**********************

PC,
when was the last time you REALLY said prayer and went to church?

why in the god's name people post what they NEVER meant?

isn't there enough bullshit in the world already?
Serge

pornographers adopting children....

yeah!!!!

that's the ticket to Paradise!
Serge

I see wives like that every day at the mall.
*********
lol :0)
RichC

Serge, that site is really similiar to your old site
mystinkywife.com
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I deeply apologize for the cut and Paste but please read:

Good Afternoon Everyone,
I know I posted earlier that I would be unable to Handle the annual "Adopt a Child for Christmas" campaign this year....
However, after long talks with Both John Ip and Samantha at Insite Adult, we have decided that we have to try...
The letters just keep pouring in and my heart is breaking for these families, and especially for these Children.

I know that many of you have already "adopted" children this Christmas and I realize that the time we have left is very limited....
Many places will guarantee delivery only if things are ordered prior to the 17th of December, but that is cutting it very close....

This will have to be done a bit differently this year than in years past, due to my current health situation, that of my son, as well as the limited time factor... I will be posting the actual e-mails received and let you look at them and see if you can find it in your heart to help a child or family in need.

For those of you who have already adopted children from other programs, as well as your local communities, I ask you to look deep inside and see if you can find it in your heart to help just one more....

You guys have always come thru for the Children and I am praying that you will yet again come thru for the children that truly will be the children Santa forgot, without your help. It appears that at this point we have approx. 40-50 children this year. Some of the families have already been "adopted" by the wonderful folks of our industry,(those families have already been removed from the site).
I can only sit here and pray for the rest.

It really hurt me to think I would be unable to do this program this year, I thought I was prepared to let it go... However, as I sit here and read the mail that keeps coming in, I am just not capable of sitting by and not at least trying...

Please take a moment and drop by the site located at
http://www.writers-world.net


If you want to help, Please let me know, and I will provide you all of the information you need.

With all of my heart, I Thank you...
I love you all...

My Biggest Hugs
PattyeCake*
PattyeCake* Please help this year...

Monk,
one thing I learned away from home....
Internet still be there when we come back and few days to spend without internet are not the worst days of our lives
;-)))
Serge

yeah....
seems like I'll be a bachelor for some time to come,
no help from MC crew
;-)))
Serge

"Internet Cafe works well for me"

I here ya. That's what I normally do when out of town for a couple days at a time, but I need a notebook for longer hauls away from home.


Monk

...and this is TYPICAL wife,
http://www.mykinkywife.com/images/joingirl.jpg
I see wives like that every day at the mall.

MaxCash,
will you find kinky wife for me?

any of your "wives" will do
;-)))
Serge

RichC,
is that your next wife?
http://www.mykinkywife.com/images/liveshows_04.jpg
Serge

Bob,
was that your wife?

http://www.mykinkywife.com/images/photos_05.jpg
Serge

MikeFold,
is this your wife?
http://www.mykinkywife.com/images/main_06.jpg
Serge

RichC,
in the spirit of
Truth in Advertising Act

is this "wife" belongs to ANY MaxCash crew?
Serge

Hey Guys,

another quickie announcement.
we opened another new niche site for MC.
http://www.mykinkywife.com/


RichC

Monk,
Internet Cafe works well for me
;-)))
Serge

kitty, I notice I get a lot of greek chicks from OZ who add me to ICQ and hit on me.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

1. Anybody know of paysites that I could send Mardi Gras traffic to?

2. Anyone have a recommendation on laptops or notebooks. Looking for quality first, price is a secondary concern.

Monk

all 4 pilots were rescued.
FOX News
Serge