No problem, I think we can work out a number of deals at this table. Personally, I think it should be an HBO special. ;))))


Ulfie

Excelelnt! we'll make it late dinner and...if Kitty stands us up,
you'll still have John and me and...
you still can pick up the check
;-)))

(which I'm sure we'll get all back at craps tables)
;-))

Legal Warning:
=================

John eats like a HORSE!
;-))
http://www.oprano.com/caption09vote.html
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Amber!
is Wrett coming this time?
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Serge, sure my flight gets in around 5:30 on the 5th. As long as it's a late dinner I would have no problem dining with both of you AND picking up the check. ;)


Ulfie

Mike AI, Congratulations! :)

I bet you guys had a blast...Sweet T is all class.
And National Net is The Best.

Amber

So I've been warned, Serge. ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

cj,
seems like you need man as fish needs bicycle
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Ulfie, wanna join Kitty and me for dinner on the 5th?

...and NO FIGHTS,
you can pick up the tab,
see if I care!
;_)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

what would you do with it??
--

I was thinking it would be great for mixing bread dough :-)))
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Serge, I like hanging around with people that know more than I do about anything. That's how you learn.

I have a feeling you and me are going to be fighting over kitty though. We've been cooking up some evil stuff for vegas. ;)


Ulfie

Ulfie,
that's what the ALL say
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

JMS, HANDS are the last thing you should worry about
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Serge, sure, but I'm not as easy as Meni. ;)))


Ulfie

Serge,

I'm sure there will also be a few new dicks and butts for your viewing pleasure. And I'll be pleased to deliver those cigars in person....just watch your hands ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Ulfie,
I think you, Mike and me need quiter place than a lobby....


wanna join
Billy, Vick, John, me
so I could give you "pillow talk"?
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Yeah Moose, gotta keep in shape for the librarians. They have high standards. ;)


Ulfie

You gotta be joking Serge.. the old testament is definitely conservative, but Jesus is a flaming liberal.
************************

I am NOT joking and here is the proof:
Jews recognise Old Testament and call it Torah...
find me ONE Chrisitan there:
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/rosenb/ROS_ACCT.HTM

while what you call Conservatives mostly stick to...
New Testament.

is that a Paradox or you just plainly WRONG?
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Ulfie
Is that the Ricks Library that is next to the Gold Club where we work out and get in shape a few days a week?
;-)
Moose

Serge, I believe that is the one but we weren't worried about geopolitical factors at that point in time.

I think you should open your own library, lot's of info and a no spin zone as well, we need to talk. I'll meet you in the lobby.


Ulfie

Rick's library
******************** are you talking about the one where ron is on the board of directors?
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Mike, don't tell me you don't remember Rick's library, we went there to study anatomy one time. Best damn library I've ever been to. hahahaha


Ulfie

It's been many moons since you've graced a show. ; )
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JMScore, it's true....you are 100% right.

but...I'm getting sentimental, I haven't seen my friends for almost 3 years and...time to shake dicks and smell butts
;-)

it's been too long
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

This is a special day, being called semi-human by Dig420! Thanks Dig brought a tear to my eye.


Ricks?? What is Ricks?? Ulfie, KK fill me in!?!?!



Mike AI

Cj,

hi there, never seen that before, what would you do with it??


sextoyking

todd, i think this should be the prize (nice coke can too!!)

http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines/machine_hammer.htm
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Once again, Atlanta is proving to be the "gentlmans club" capital of the world!!! That's right...anyplace that can boast that it drove MikeAI to marriage should be considered "holy"!! I think they are going to start closing the clubs on December 10th every year in memory of the bachelorhood of MikeAI. Just be sure that I get a ticket to the bachelor party!! I figure this will be so big it will have it's own VIP area!!!

Congrats Mike and Katie! I truly wish you guys a long and happy marriage together!!!

KC...It was really a blast having you come visit our humble little city. I think that since you are now considered Kevin Buckhead I will have to start calling you "your honor", right??

Billy...It was great to see you and your better half, as well...I am glad to see that you enjoyed boiled peanuts!! It is a southern delicacy but something tells me that just as soon as you cajun's get ahold of it there will be quite a difference in the taste!!

Grimm....glad that you changed your plans and came to visit....just hope you don't end up in jail for staying in Atlanta too long!! LOL!! I think I laughed more with you this weekend, than I have in the last year combined...it is always great to see you!!


The clubs all sent gift baskets today asking when you guys were coming back to town....what should I tell them??? ;-)


--T


SweetT Time is running out for the NatNet SPECIAL!!!

Serge,

Don't you mean AS YOU USED TO? It's been many moons since you've graced a show. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Billy, my ICQ got lit like a Xmas tree..
folks ask
"Where Angel is going to sleep while you sleep with Billy?"
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Vick.. all I can say is umm umm good : )

Hey guys make sure you vote for Vick he is a bigger asshole then the numbers are showing !
******************************

yeah!

let him pick up the tab for liquoir/limo/security of PHB!
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Billy,

good question, what do you think the prize should be??

How about a new home DVD player, and I will throw in '2' xxx dvd's:))

sextoyking

Vick.. all I can say is umm umm good : )

Hey guys make sure you vote for Vick he is a bigger asshole then the numbers are showing !

Todd glad to see you are back and what an offer.. one question what does the person get if he is the topic of the caption contest ??

Vegas t-minus.. heck I dont know but its coming fast !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) FREE CONTENT

Vick, Edd, thank you, guys,
if I ever get to solitary confinement-
I'll just recite my own pearls 'till I lose my mind completely
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Yes you do, Serge. But I don't think the Jettis payroll could handle both our salaries. ; )

JMScore
*********************

really?

OK, as long as I get my cigars, AS USUAL, at
PHB,
I'll be content with that....
;-))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Ok the pissing is over
*****************************

what pissing????

Oprano is no longer controvercial Board and all piss inducing posts has been consumed by...

"Peace Bot"...
or wat it
"Pith Bot"?
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Yes you do, Serge. But I don't think the Jettis payroll could handle both our salaries. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Ulfie - Next year it changes with realignment
Schedules are made through 2009 already
Right now the Steelers look like the best team in the AFC
The Rams look like the best team in football
But I have been wrong before .....


Vick Rocking in the Free World! ....... and earning $

Sounds like a pearl to me, Serge! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Hi All,

Ok the pissing is over, I have taken my prozac!!:)

Now Let the fun begin....

We are announcing prizes for the next Oprano Picture Caption Contest.

The winner will be able to choose '1' Prize from the following:
--------------------------------
1 Full Paysite Design which Includes
1 Splash Page, 3 Tour Pages, 1 Join Page, and 10 Animated banners, brought to you by: http://www.webinc.com
---------------------------------
OR:

$1,000.00 in Sextoys brought to you by http://www.safesexmall.com/money
---------------------------------

Thanks

todd


sextoyking

JMScore,
wanan put ME on payroll?

I deliver them FASTER!
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

Serge,

Fortunately I had a little birdy delivering those posts to me. ; )

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

btw Vick, that's what you get for winning the Super Bowl last year, the toughest schedule in the NFL. That is the true liberal approach, punish the achievers although I'm hoping the Steelers get that schedule next year. ;)


Ulfie

KK, I think the wedding should be at Rick's, no bridesmaids dresses required. Think of the cost savings. ;)


Ulfie

"I believe in separation of church and state ....of mind... "
Can that be nominated for a pearl??
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only if Edd agrees
;_)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Haven't been over here all week, but I'm glad I stopped by today.
*********************************

too bad,
go look in archives for webmasters DEMANDING info from you when they had IBill problems
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

MikeAI - Your Welcome, hope you enjoy them ;-)
Again please let me congratulate you and Katie
All the best to you both


"I believe in separation of church and state ....of mind... "
Can that be nominated for a pearl??


LB - hey were both from Baltimore ;-)
But the Ravens as Liberals?????
I'd say they are ACHIEVERS!! not dreamers
Micheal McCraery as the prime example
The man goes full speed every play (sad that he is out for the rest of the season)
Ray Lewis has an extreme will to win


As for the schedule the rest of the year for the Ravens
Still tough - Pittsburgh this week
and still Tampa and Minnesota to go
(Minnesota should not be that bad, January 7 MNF here in Balto, Randy Moss won't show up to play)


Vick Rocking in the Free World! ....... and earning $

Mike....congrats to you and katie, she is a great girl.
lee CHEAP NEW CONTENT

Haven't been over here all week, but I'm glad I stopped by today. Congrat's Mike! You're a lucky man...Katie is an absolute doll. : )


JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

"Congrats to you and Katie. I'm sure NO will never be the same after this wedding. ;) "
-----------------

I hear Rick's is thinking of moving to Atlanta... ;)

Congrats to both you guys :)

KK

'Cast your bread upon the water for thou shalt find it after many days'

'It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle'

'As ye do unto the least of you, you do unto me'

'Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's'

You gotta be joking Serge.. the old testament is definitely conservative, but Jesus is a flaming liberal.

I'm gonna ask you to think about this one time: Who's trying to push religion down your throat, and who's trying to regulate your personal behavior?

NOT the liberals. Sometimes I think all conservatives suffered blunt head trauma as children and never recovered. Politics covers more than how much is taken out of your check at the end of the year, and Conservatives want your money just as bad as the liberals do.

MikeAI, even though your politics are bizarre to me, you're still at least semi-human so I'll wish you good luck on your upcoming union :)


dig420

Mike,

I want a Truce, can I get one??

sextoyking

Bedtime for me. Good night, Serge. Don't have nightmares about liberals. :-))

Lord Baltimore XXX pics

Go and vote http://www.oprano.com/caption09vote.html

There are some great captions!!



Mike AI Vote and win a Oprano T-shirt!!

Woooah I got a nice package today...

Thanks Vick. I will put the package to a good and TASTY use! :-)


Mike AI

LB, this has nothing to do with Justice Department...
it's just falls under the category
Right and Wrong.

(MY right and wrong, of course ;-)
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

I believe in separation of church and state ....of mind...

* * *

If someone would put up a site featuring "Jesus" fucking "Mary Magdalene" it could make national headlines and would probably get millions of hits. Then the Justice Department would shut down all the adult websites...

Lord Baltimore XXX pics

LB,
something doesn't compute, though...
Hitler started the war with
France, England and the rest of industrialised countries, while making Pact with Stalin
(The poor "paradise" state)

something is missing there...
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

LB, guilty!
I never read Mein Kampf...

it wasn't translated into Russian and I had lots of things to do when I came here,
Mein Kampf will prpbably wait 'till I am re-incarnated
;_)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

LB,
I'd NEVER mix porn and religion together...

I believe in separation of church and state ....of mind
;-)))
Serge $1 - $1.15 per e-mail address

will you call Hitler SOCIALIST because the party he led was called
National Socialists?

* * *

He killed their labor leaders. Mein Kampf is an endless rant about the evil of helping the poor...Uh, no, Serge.

Lord Baltimore XXX pics

Many congrats to Mike and Katie!!!!

Dravyk All Of 'Em

Serge, agreed about doubting whether Jesus lived or not. My point is that millions of people get together every Sunday to pray for the memory of a guy who hung out with hookers and low-lifes and advocated helping the poor.

Which makes me wonder once again, why are there so few Christian porn sites? I think that genre might work.

Lord Baltimore XXX pics

LB, will you call Hitler SOCIALIST because the party he led was called
National Socialists?
Serge

LB, any scitntific proof of Jesus's living will be greatly appreciated.

History written by HISTORIANS who lived around the same time he allegedly lived had no mentions of him...
plus....
he was NOT liberal,
unless you can quote me any Roman Pope who said so...

Serge

Serge, Jesus, if he really lived, was a liberal.

Lord Baltimore pictures you wanked off to in 1995...

In the decades that have followed the Rosenberg trial, whatever lingering doubts remained about Julius's guilt have evaporated as the result of release of the "Venona cables" and information released following the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1997, Alexsandr Feklisov, Rosenberg's Soviet control came forward to describe his meetings with Julius in the 1940's. Feklisov, interviewed for a television documentary, obviously still had warm feelings for the man code-named "Liberal," and appeared outraged at the injustice he felt was perpetrated against Ethel who, insofar as he knew, engaged in no espionage work at all.
*****************************

Liberal.....oh well.
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Ulfie...the Ravens had a bye last week. I think that helps them a lot.

They had a really tough first half schedule. It was bang-bang one top team after another. They seem to be getting their wind now.

I don't know the spread because the Pic'Em isn't up yet. Should be a great game to watch.

Lord Baltimore All XXX, for you

Whatever hopes Rosenberg had that Greenglass would withhold from the FBI the additional details of his espionage activities necessary to establish a basis for arrest, were dashed by mid-July.
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hmmm...so,
is Greenglass a "snitch" or the one who did the right thing?

No wonder liberals look at FBI as their mortal enemy....
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Julius Rosenberg was the son of a Polish garment worker living on New York's Lower East Side. Julius was a quiet, serious youth whose early success in Hebrew studies led his father to hope that he might become a rabbi. By his senior year in high school, however, it was clear that Julius' passion was for politics, not religious studies. Julius, at age 16, was a doctrinaire member of New York City College's Young Communist League. He met Ethel, three years his elder, at a union fund-raising party and the couple was married in 1939 when Julius graduated with an engineering degree. **************************

no wonder I don't like fund raisings run by liberals
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Just catching up on the board and I find out MikeAI is getting hitched. Congrats to you and Katie. I'm sure NO will never be the same after this wedding. ;)

LB, Steelers win but don't cover, that's my 5 star special of the week. Of course, I would be more interested in your take on the game since you are kicking my ass in football pool.


Ulfie

LB, thanks! that is it!

let me read some more...
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/rosenb/ROS_ACCT.HTM
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Serge, I think you're referring to Ethel and Julius Rosenberg.

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/rosenb/ROSENB.HTM

Lord Baltimore All XXX for you

Blondie, the prize of winning
Asshole of the Year award is twofold...

1) Bragging Rights

2) Picking up the liquor/limo/security
tab for
http://playerhaterball.com

I was told about Part two only YESTERDAY
;-((((

you really think GOOD folks out there will stick me with the bill for all of the above?

People, please vote fro MikeAI!!!!!!!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml


Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Serge...you don't like libs, do ya?

The Ravens are liberals like Ray Lewis does needlework and crochet in his spare time. :-))

Lord Baltimore All XXX, All the Time

damn, I almsot forgot!!!!

MikeAI,
today on ICQ I was called COMMI just because I was born in USSR!

can ANYBODY help me with the names of American Born Commie bastards who sold Russians the secrets of Atomic Bomb?

I believe they were both sentenced to death, but their names escape me...that something we were never taught in Russian schools...
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Serge, the ahole contest.


Blondy We have another PRIZE night :-)

LB,
those Ravens,
are they Liberals?

;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Anyone want to talk about football? The Ravens are starting to get into good form. They're hosting probably the AFC's best team this Sunday, the Steelers.

Lord Baltimore All XXX, All the Time

hahahahha
;-)))

Tag God reads minds...
;=-))))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

I see that the tag god is also bored.


Cleo (I DO dishes IF you don't cum in my ass)

I've already done the dishes, I know that is hard to believe, but after using up every dish in the house it was do the dishes or starve. Do you think that the Golden Tongue still wants to suck body fluids out of my ass, I'm really bored?
Cleo (I DO dishes IF you don't cum in my ass)

Cleo, if you are bored,
I strongly recomend...
doing DISHES!
;-))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

Where did everyone go?

I'm bored...


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Blondy, what is the contest?
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

I still have the # to a police dept in Jersey from several years back in case you need it;-)
Brad Shaw
********************

uh-uh-uh!
;-))))

don't even go there,
they will kill me and make it look like a heart attack!

I was renting my sign place from the Mayor's son and had very good relations with the Police Department...untill I moved and Mayor's son never paid me back my deposit
($3000)

I waited for a few years and got "revenge".
ScottPB sent me the check for $250,000, I made a copy and faxed my ex-landlord the request printed on that check,
to find me a reputable Real Estate Agency
(and he himself owned Century 21 Realty)
because I wanna buy $6,000,000 property in town.

When he immediatelly called me,
I reminded him of $3000 he owed me and hung the phone on him...

Needless to say that I don't venture in this NJ town anymore
;-)))
Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

You will win this contest for sure Serge.
What is the prize?
Blondy

Sharky, hit me on ICQ or call please


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I understand the concept of turning the other cheek, but with someone like this there may be no cheek to turn. He is a very dangerous, scary person who apprently has some issues he should deal with.
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MikeAI,
thank you for your concern, you ARE a brother I never had,
but...I made up my mind.

I'll be in the middle of the Lobby, my usual post,
my will is written and I am leaving everything to...
Pathy Cake and her charities!

oh boy!

I'll be waiting at the Pearls Gate when everybody else arrive with some good reformed strippers!
;-)))

Serge did you see PEARLS lately?

I still have the # to a police dept in Jersey from several years back in case you need it;-)
Brad Shaw

Grimm we are all glad you made it, would not be a blow out without you!


Mike AI

KC... Im glad i made it there too, had a blast. you guys are a bad influence:)
grimm

Sorry, Cleo, but this is for GUYS only!

******************

Not even a woman with a huge strap on and knows how to use it?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

What is the going rate for a Serge bed share these days and can they be found on Ebay?


Cleo
*********************

Sorry, Cleo, but this is for GUYS only!

I'm sticking to my virtues this Holiday Season!
;-))
Serge

Wow, what a week I'm having...

First I have the honor of making the 40,000th post, and now I find out that my caption made the finals and someone actually voted for it other than me!

How much better can it get?

Mspice Screw the X-box, I'm in the finals!!!

My mistake Serge, I thought he was in Seattle. I understand the concept of turning the other cheek, but with someone like this there may be no cheek to turn. He is a very dangerous, scary person who apprently has some issues he should deal with. You will not find me debating politics with him or teasing him or even mentioning his name anymore. I do not need any crazed stalkers starting trouble in Vegas.


Mike AI

incidently...
due to my inability wearing the glow in the dark condom,
(they don't make them in my size, everything I tryed just fell off ;-(((
the dick fencing competition at PHB

http://playerhaterball.com

was replaced by ......

Kiss Serge For Charity Booth!

and proceeds to benefit
Get Hung Foundation for Partially UnAbled...
Serge

man what a day, had the bean counter in the office all day

I need a vacation ..


Cybrglide $30 per signup you keep your exit traffic

Cleo,
that's why I sell my "bed shares" very carefully and even ask the guys to take turns
*****************

What is the going rate for a Serge bed share these days and can they be found on Ebay?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I think someone is starting to develop into another Tom Blanchard. I spoke with Sig, and he thinks you may want to notify the Washington State Police, as well as the Nevada State Police, and Las Vegas PD before going to convention.
*********************************

Washington Police Dept????

you probably meant Oregon
;-)))

No, I have not notifyed anybody,
and as a good "Christian Wannabe"
all I can do is to let my abusers hit me on the left cheek after they hit me on the right....


Serge

Sabby, I hope you are there, and participate in a hands on celebration!! :-)
Mike AI

I would say that Bugsy's math was good for Vegas, but not very good for Bugsy.


Cleo
******************

Cleo,
that's why I sell my "bed shares" very carefully and even ask the guys to take turns
;-)))
Serge