Hey Guys,

another quickie announcement.
we opened another new niche site for MC.
http://www.mykinkywife.com/


RichC

Monk,
Internet Cafe works well for me
;-)))
Serge

kitty, I notice I get a lot of greek chicks from OZ who add me to ICQ and hit on me.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

1. Anybody know of paysites that I could send Mardi Gras traffic to?

2. Anyone have a recommendation on laptops or notebooks. Looking for quality first, price is a secondary concern.

Monk

all 4 pilots were rescued.
FOX News
Serge

yeah,
seems like I misunderstood the quote
that they are in topuch with one pilot and it's indication that others might be alive,
as they all ejected at the same time
Serge

Edd..

You have to remmeber I am a hippo man : )

You have me confused with Mutt I think : )

But you can see my hamster dance
http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) See my hamster dance

Does anyone have a good site with internet stats (ie: browsers used, connection speeds, etc...) ??

Thanks in advance.


KB

serge i could be wrong(happened once before) but i think it only has a crew of 4.

cleo, your thinking of a B-52, the b-1 is from the early 80's i think
dantheman

Billy -

At Serge's request I took the hamster to see an Animal Psychologist. All the time its been spending crawling up that piece of pvc pipe you like to stuff up your bum has traumatized the poor little guy. The therapy seems to be helping - his twitch is going away. You have to promise to stop duct-taping him to your thighs and dancing naked around your yard at night.
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Latest from Fox:
4 survivors
Serge

A US B1 Bomber crashed into the Indian Ocean.
******************

I wonder how many of them we have left? It has been a long time since they where made.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

"I think you need a new hamster"

Hahaha.. I saw Ed with the hamster yesterday and I think he took it home, I wonder what he did with it because when he got to the office today the hamster looked all worn out : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) The party to be at.. you going to get a VIP pass ? ?

How hardcore will it be getting?
************************************

probably something along those line:
http://www.oprano.com/picture09.html
Serge

Heads Up,

A US B1 Bomber crashed into the Indian Ocean.

They are reporting at least 1 survivor. The nearest ship is 1 hour away and in route..

For more info tune into CNN..
Stallion

Will the both of you sign model releases?
*********************

John might...he got used to sign checks,
he'll sign ANYTHING!
;-)))
Serge

Can't I do both? I enjoy each so much!
Rox
*****************

Rox,
I don't know about "EACH"
I'll have to ask John,
but you DO have my vote
;-)))
Serge

Damn this board was down again. Up, down, up, down, worse then a drunk man trying to maintain an erection. I think you need a new hamster.
-------------------------

incidentally....I'm going to Vegas convention with...John!
any female collegue wants her bed next to ours?
***********************

Can she video tape you and John? Will the both of you sign model releases? How hardcore will it be getting?

Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) Fuck Everyone

if you don't vote-
you suck dick!
Serge
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Can't I do both? I enjoy each so much!
Rox Proud to be a cocksucker

HAHAHA Rox that is a good one!!


Mike AI

Well, shit... the kid's been home sick and I missed my chance to post a caption. But it's funny dammit, so I'll put it here...

"Mike & Billy audition for inclusion in SilverCash's newest beasty site, gaysafarisex.com"

Back to the pukey lil Princess...
Rox Damn, late again!

Ok, the submissions are in for the ARS Caption Contest - now our panel of judges will pick their faves and we'll get the voting setup so you can pick your favorites!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) Yassis?.... Effaristo!

Listen to the first track all the way. I'll say it again, William Shatner is the most underated funnyman in history.

If anybody has some obscure music or comedy send me the name.
*******************************
I have dozens of Andrew Dice Clay tracks I get them off morpheus - he is so crass - I just piss myself listening to him.



Yasou
Meni (The Golden Tongue)
**************************
Okay now i know why you are called golden tongue - i have a big greek fetish!

*drool* :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~
kitty

Tick Tock Tick Tock.... You have less that 2 hours to submit you captions for the ARS Caption Contest - http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Submit now because the voting will start SOON!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Yasou
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
kalimera,
buenos aires shlimazal besso me mucho
Serge

Serge, in english please.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
the net is srewed and the hacker is now giving depositions to the
palestinian authorities...I hope
;-))
Serge

Weather is not the issue Serge. Winter duldrums is the problem. I am a bigger fan of Spring and Summer then winter.
I live in the most southern western part of Canada so as to enjoy the seasons, however dark mornings are not very cheerful. How does one motivate themselves to get out of bed in the dark?
Well now that I have finished wining I think I will go for my run.
Then maybe get some work done?
Cheers :-)
Blondy We have another PRIZE contest :-)

Serge, how did the board hold up, I slept kinda late, which use to be kinda early for me, but I'm kinda on a new schedule so now isn't kinda early, its kinda late
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Blondy,
you are in the wrong place...

I think you were looking for
http://www.weather.com/msgboard/
;-))
Serge

It is 7:30 am and pitch black outside :(

I am ready for summer now.
Blondy We have another PRIZE contest :-)

Colin,
I like 468 X 60 even more
;-))

incidentally....I'm going to Vegas convention with...John!

any female collegue wants her bed next to ours?
;-))
John is always full of surprises and I sleep VERY tight
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Seems to me you still sell signs.
120x60 ones.
Colin The Twisted Tale of TGP2 Bucks.

CB,
I slept with John once during Sign Making convention in AC...
he sleeps so tight that he even didn't notice when I left the bed and went fucking our female collegue sleeping next bed!

I think making signs was MUCH more fun and SEXIER than
dealing with adult entertaintment!
Serge

boys????

cj, how could you???
Serge

**********
Just tell them i'ts against your religion.
**********

Thanks for the advice, but I don't think that would be a real good idea...in all my dealing with the IRS, they don't seem to have much of a sense of humor.

:-)

Serge - I can't ever remember sharing a bed with any man...sorry to disappoint ya! :)



CactusButt

a few boys ... but no men ...
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

anybody else besides MikeAI and MSpice slept with the men?
Serge

anybody wants to hear about MikeAI's first homosexual experience?
=================================

When I was living in New York someone asked me if I had ever slept with a man, and I said....

"No, I couldn't sleep"

LOL, good morning to "Serge and the Opranaughts"

Mspice Doesn't make me a bad person

Do fill us in :)
Rob

anybody wants to hear about MikeAI's first homosexual experience?
Serge

what is the fucking problem now????
Serge

HELP!!

I've fallen and I can't get up.

The Board

Mutt didn't just break the board i think it exploded or something? :)
Rob

Mike, I have no doubt that the evil doers are going to pull off something horrible. There is no way to stop them short of closing every border and interning every person who looks Middle Eastern.

I read London may be next, New York an another American big city. I probably read it on debka.com. People discredit that site but i've seen nothing on it in three months that has been an outright lie or fabrication.


mutt

kitty, I hear ya, I have a bit of the scratchy thrat thing happening myself and had a rough adventure this past weekend, got bitten by a scorpion, but the sweeling's gone down now...was chopping wood with my father-in-law and it was nested in there and nailed my hand, luckily my crotch wasn't near the pile...

cj, I've adopted that as my tagline and sig quote, but sadly, I kinda stole it from a TBer over at http://www.aintitcool.com (the pissing over there makes this adult webmaster board stuff look like a knitting class...


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is cumming to town and bringing a fuckload of cash

hey,

check out my new toy JukePlus.
http://www.opranoplus.com/juketest.html

Listen to the first track all the way. I'll say it again, William Shatner is the most underated funnyman in history.

If anybody has some obscure music or comedy send me the name. I love fromage, the stinkier the better.


mutt Click here for huge comedy!

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Kathleen NEED MARKETING HELP?

Hey all!
I'm sick today so I am seeking sympathy lol

what's happening in everyones world?

That's all I think i'll pass out now
bye
kitty Does it really matter?? I mean who clicks these tags anyway??? :P

just remember "It's all fun and games until someone gets their scrotum caught in the door"
---

LMFAO!!!
now THAT is a visual
LOL

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Scary shit

http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20011212-85319822.htm
Mike AI

>>> "I laughed, I cried, I bought the book!"
>>> http://209.50.251.242/amazon_875508750OBID_jhdf/

Spice, fun link that huh? :-)))

Serge, did you get your copy yet? I hear we can get it personally signed by the author. :-))

Ant, let's do Part Deaux manana. :-)

Dravyk Up to $42 per trial signup

HOw's the Van?
-------------------

I'll give you my answer as soon as I'm done loading my Desert Eagle ... be right back ;-))

Great seeing you Sharky, fun as always bro ;-))

Cybrglide EG V3.0 ... $50ps or $30ps exit back .... it's simple ... MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY !!!

http://www.customs.ustreas.gov/121101f.htm



Vick Keep rollin, rollin, rollin

Dravyk,

I had tears in my eyes I was lauging so hard about that book, and then it all came back to me that I had actually done some of those things one night after apparently being drugged by a roving band of hookers masquerading as porn stars!

"I laughed, I cried, I bought the book!"
http://209.50.251.242/amazon_875508750OBID_jhdf/

Mspice But I really want the book!

Blimeys;

Birds would love most. (eyes are a start)

:::Especially those phat hairy ones:::

But, that's just my opinion.

_-'Gator'-_


Shalam I'm baaAAACCCkkk!

Sword, here is another good site to look at: http://www.techbargains.com/

I just bought a canon g2 digital camera and my brain hurt after combining all the discounts they figured out. $493 for a camera that retailed for $899 is a pretty good deal. ;)


Ulfie

For those of you going to InterNext, be sure and bring your copy of this along with you!!

http://209.50.251.242/amazon_875508750OBID_jhdf/

Dravyk Up to $42 per trial signup

Sword... this is a good place to start.. they do the comparison shopping for you! ;-)

http://www.pricewatch.com/


fatbaby

haha sykk you are an odd man! :)

Does anyone have any suggestions on a good site to go to purchase bare bones computer systems? Need to add a couple. Thanks.
Sword

ROFL, it might take more than a sock drawer...

;-}}}
KK

Mutt..

I heard that the Al Quaida was looking into buying weapons of mass destruction but please don't give them any ideas of using those nude photos of Tanya Harding..

The carnage would be horrifying..

News Flash..
R.Gannon quarterback of the Raiders is offically wanted man, for fumbling in the last minute thus throwing the off the line for millions of bets..

Rob Mouth watering Sin.

Suuuuuuuuure Kimmy...

just remember "It's all fun and games until someone gets their scrotum caught in the door"


SykkBoy Bubba Claus is coming to town

Boy some of us just dont have any luck..hehe

Was driving down to Ft. Lauderdale and a darn garbage truck dropped some big chunk of metal off it, and it smashed against my trucks bumper. It made a big whole in my bumper and of course BFI is denying it.. lol


Stallion

Oh sure Kimmy.. blame it on the maid!! Next time someone goes to your house and peeks in your sock drawer they'll probably find it FILLED with dildos!!

:>)))




TheEnforcer Making Bank- Sign up between now and Dec 25th and I'll tell you howe to get a $1000 bonus! E-mail for details!

Wow. Can't we all get along?

I just want to know who did the artwork. Someone has tight design skills.

chr0nic xxxhosting.com
Tue, 11 Dec 2001 06:35:32 - IP: 24.252.55.244 - Post # 40230
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That would be us at AAA Adult Design. John is the artist:-)

Thanks for the compliment
sharky Tight Design Skills!

"every time I have people related to the industry in my house,
all my dildoes disappear! "
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Just remember the maids were there AFTER I was ;)



KK

Hmmm... Serge must've been losing and blew up the database!! :>)))



TheEnforcer Making Bank- Sign up between now and Dec 25th and I'll tell you howe to get a $1000 bonus! E-mail for details!

Hmmm... Serge must've been losing and blew up the database!! :>)))



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RE: -----

Cannot wait to see you all again at the http://playahaterball.com/ which
is only 29 days away !!

-----

Wow. Can't we all get along?

I just want to know who did the artwork. Someone has tight design skills.

chr0nic xxxhosting.com

"Thanks Sharky for expediting those FPA's. :) "

My pleasure Joe.

as for Cybrglide... It was great seeing you again! We had to go to Hooters to talk.. umm.. Business! If only Serge were there!
Thanks again for coming up man. was good to see you and your family!

HOw's the Van?

lol


sharky MCL Rocks!

Funny stuff Meni

I know that neighborhood well, and if that's where all the money went that I "donated" to entertainers through the years I think NSU should name a building after me.

Or maybe the "Mspice Memorial Dorm"

Maybe I could install hidden cams?

Hmmmm....

Mspice Working my way through college AGAIN

Just got spammed and the subject reads...

"The Unhuman Perversions!"

Now there's a niche that I don't think I've covered!

LOL, creative marketing gone amuck.

Mspice My Kingdom For An X-box

your story reminds me of a story
I'm at Pure Platinum in Ft Lauderdale.
I'm talking to a chick, she says she goes to school out west
I say? Phoenix? LA?
She says, no, on University.
hee hee
the drive/street in town
hehehehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

hee hee
I live in Manchester
we mockingly refer to it
as ManchVegas

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,

Funny story (at least to me) about New Hampshire...

About 20 years ago I spent a summer working at the Bald Peak Colony Club in Melvin Village which is on Lake Winnepesake (sp) a short drive from Wolfborough. (short being a relative term in that part of the state)

I was in a conversation one day with one of the locals that worked year round as a greens keeper (I was a seasonal chef) and I told him I was from "down south" in Florida.

He looked at me with a puzzled face, and then broke out in laughter.

Of course I had to ask what was so funny, and he said....

"Around heeeere, when someone says they're from "down south" they mean Manchester"

True story, you can't make this stuff up!

Mspice I'll cut Serge's grass for an X-box

""and the lord said, "Let there be light" and Nick saw it,and said it was good."" -Nick2 2:35

just popping in,busy shopping at Sothebys.com :)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly)) Ok so I'm not infallible

""and the lord said, "Let there be light" and Nick saw it,and said it was good."" -Nick2 2:35

just popping in,busy shopping at Sothebys.com :)
ilynx

I suspect Evil Doers at work. But then again I always suspect the worst.

U here that over 50 people who were going to be working at the Salt Lake City Airport during the Olympics in February have been found to have lied about their immigrations status or where they are from?

I think Tanya Harding is now working for Al Quaida. She must be stopped.
mutt Breaking Story On Oprano Ticker Plus! click here

Mspice, today I got ricky carmichael motocross 2002 for xbox
you can play with me
I live in New Hampshire
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sweet T,

Just occured to me that you might be on this "list" I'm making also, so can you drop me an email also?

It's "personal" so "spiceweb@mindspring.com" is your best bet.
(no pun intended)


Mspice Mending Fences...

Brad Shaw,

When/if you get a minute could you drop me an email?

We gots to talk...

Mspice On the advice of a close friend

....(partial decoded communique)...
Warning Opranauts - you have just over 12 hours left to make your submissions to http://www.oprano.com/caption.html !

And Serge, did you figure out how to reset the voting? Am I'm gonna have to take your keyboard away from you again?
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Serge, MikeAI et al*,
(* no doubt miss used latin legal term meaning all you Opranoids, Opranites, Opranaugts, or whatever the hell all you people call yourselves!)

Nice to see you back, I was having withdrawals.

Uncle Grimm, you are a true gentleman.
(but don't worry I won't tell anyone ;) )

Oooops, did I say that out loud??


Mspice Cyber Terrorists Hack Oprano, Film at 11:00

Finally, you are giving in, sure I'll plug ya, your room or mine in Vegas?
---
why don't you get started in your room and i'll join you later!
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VeronicaPussycat Veronica's Poohead & Poo Gallery SPAM BOT

MikeAI,
BIG PROBLEM!!!!

the entire database of
http://opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml
was wiped out!!!!

people, please go and revote me back in
AssHolinessness!

http://opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml

Serge

MikeAI,
it wasn't electrical...

we were hacked by somebody from Nice, Turkey,
obviously Russian !

He/she left message on the box:
Potseluite menia v jopu,
ni khuia ya vam ne dam!

well, on the positve side, each and every sponsor got 988 extra hits, and as always,
everything was counted while we were down,
some items were even counted twice and everybody will be paid!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)

Serge did you pay the electricty bill??


We are back up...




Mike AI

Slav, thanks, kinda
"I admit, Meni is good with the strippers, but he's a cheap slut :) "

I'm not cheap, I just don't buy dances. Thats why I could kick your ass in the club. hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

A hearty welcome to eatapeach of http://www.eatapeach.net to the support staff of ARS.
Michael's background in newbie articles made him an obvious choice as someone who could be very beneficial to not only the ARS staff but to all of our webmasters too.
Should you feel the need to ask him questions, flame him, involve him in strange religious cults, etc... you can reach him via ICQ: 85103156 or email: mnoland@i2intl.com

Toolz ARS AVS: AGE OATH

CB,

Just tell them i'ts against your religion.
If you don't drive the 360 miles, your head will swell and catch on fire. lol :)
Star If you're Happy And You Know It Clap YOur Hands

Serge - thanks for the PO Box in Dallas advice, but I would prefer to stay on the "safe" side of the I R S...

360 miles, roundtrip, versus 20 mile roundtrip...I think I'll just keep my "safe" $6 tax deduct 2-3 times a week rather than have to explain a $108 once a month deduction.

CactusButt

CB,
if I were you, I'd rent PO Box in Dallas,
you deductions would just jump to have write offs for few hundred years coming
;-)))
Serge

KB,
Brad, KK, Brad's father, my father,
all been asking about you as I promissed your presence...

The dinner wasn't the same without you....and the only positive thing was Brad's father's stories about him and "brad's friend" financing and shooting in a few movies.

you were surelly missed and next time you around,
I'll have JoeE and MSpice join you as well.
Serge

Serge - How much did I really make? I don't know, but I can tell you what I recorded as legimate business expenses. Lets see...

+.05 picking up Serge's check...wait a minute, aint gonna cash that one, so scratch the .05...However, since it is the 11th, picked up a few other checks at the PO Box as well...Real cash inflow = good... :)

Expenses? Lets see...

30 cents a mile = $6.00, plus an extra 5+ miles to and fro BestBuy cause I gotta upgrade the business's computer and wanted to check out the deals at this time of year... equals another legimate $1.50 in deductions...

Mileage is cool, IMHO!!! :)

CactusButt

Hey Serge sorry we didn't hook up, I was whooped from drinking in that humidity!

Next time and I guarantee it will be soon!
K-BS

Mspice,

Yes, I am still around :)
Next time make time


DJ "Where ya been" JD
DJ-JD WildCherrys

For those of you who were asking yesterday, we now have ad pages up for the Join 4 Porn sites. Come and get 'em while they're hot!!!

Thanks Sharky for expediting those FPA's. :)

As always if anyone needs anything, feel free to e-mail me.


Joe ask and you shall receive..................Version 3.0