CB,
how much did you really made picking up this 5 cents check???
;-)))

Serge

**********
"ask not what you can do for your accountant.."
;-)))
**********

But what, she can do for you! :-)

Like, a .30 mileage deduction to the business when you go to the PO Box?

Given it is 20+ miles, roundtrip, even though I gotta go by the PO Box to get anyplace in this town?

I check the PO Box frequently! :)

CactusButt

WT,
if they had me as a part of their "expansion",
I don't think they gonna expand far
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Based on your post about "cashnews", I went and checked out the site, and here is a snipet from their "help wanted" ad...

"and is will to be trained to learn others things.) We prefer some college educations in the field of computer science or related discplines, but not require. This position has great growth as we expand our operations.
"

Must have been written by the same guy that writes the Chinese menus.

William Thacker Hmmm, that's odd

1: She didn't even blink an eye when I told her what CactusButt Enterprises was all about.
**********************************

CactusButt,
I did a "little bit" better....
my accountant immediatelly offered me a meeting with start up company which invented new format of video feeds
;-)))

"ask not what you can do for your accountant.."
;-)))

Serge

JD!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was invited to the luncheon, but couldn't cut the chain that's attached to my desk in time.

Had I known that you would be there, I would have just brought the whole desk!

At least I would have had a place to sit ;)

Happy Holidays Brother :)

Mspice Can Anyone Believe I Passed On Free Food?

There are three reasons I like my accountant/CPA...I talked with four beside I decided on her:

1: She didn't even blink an eye when I told her what CactusButt Enterprises was all about.

2: She said, "as soon as you figure out that paying taxes is a business expense, and you look at it as such, it becomes a lot less painful."

3: "You are still a startup business, you are not 'supposed to make any money for a couple of years, at least!"

:)

CactusButt

Open response to
"I'm Jennifer the Account Manager over at CashNews.com"

Jennifer,
I heard from Joe that you suck cock much better than drive traffic...

care to stick to what you do best?

I can sponsor your cock sucking contest...

are you cuming to Vegas?
Serge

JD...and let the "schwartz be with you"
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

It was nice to kick back and talk about old times for awhile..

Thanks for the heads up and pre-thanks for the e-mail

JD
DJ-JD WildCherrys

DJ-JD, the pleasure was all mine!

I'm glad that you were in the office and I didn't kiss the closed doors....

e-mail is coming up
Serge

CactussButt,
all I know that IRS and me are in business...
I send them checks, they send me checks...
;-)))
Serge CactusButt, do you know that IRS pays for INFO about tax evaders?

I think I am lost, anyone know where I am?

Thanks for lunch ;)

JD
DJ-JD WildCherrys

The OpranoPlus TickerPlus news ticker i guess is out of the bag?

Check it out here
http://www.opranoplus.com/tickerplus.html

Oprano advertisers or anybody else who wants a little pizazz on their webmaster resource pages please grab the code and place it on your site.

Oplus News Update
******************

From Salon's 'Porn For The Rest of Us': Slash Fiction???? Funny stuff.

Purvette's Christmas Special

Expired Domain Scavengers Making Many Blue

Italian professor has 'cure' for Net porn addiction

YNOT Masters launches Ynot Coders

............ etc etc
mutt Slash Fiction? What is It? Read about it here!

"NOT my department"

I am sure that is what you tell the I R S when then cum knocking! :)
CactusButt

did you vote today for the candidate of your choice????

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml

if you don't vote-
you suck dick!
Serge

As far as the $5 check goes, that one will be cashed! Will it clear? :)
*************************

Sorry, I don't know, it's NOT my department!
I only watch my dildoes, not my money
:_))

all I know that you'll be 1099 around Jan 1st and pay taxes around March 15th,
so....you might postopone buying gum yet
;-))
Serge

Back after a weekend hanging with Sweet T and the National Net Crew in Atlanta !

Tony as always you are the host with the most : )
And after years of promising me Tony finally let me have some
of his famous nuts, they were a little salty but they were some of the
best nuts I have ever had I cannot wait to let you try mine !!

You know Tony has stroke when he let LSU and the Saints BOTH win !!

Don’t forget if you are looking for hosting http://www.national-net.com/ is one of the best in the business !

Andrew if you don’t get an asshole award the system is screwed up : )

Matt come on are you really an attorney ? ?

Cannot wait to see you all again at the http://playahaterball.com/ which
is only 29 days away !!

Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Sweet T asshole of the year ???

**********
your $5 check is in the mail, btw!
**********

Thanks Serge! Just got back from the PO Box and found the other check ya sent me there. I will try to follow your advice in the memo and "not spend it all in one place"....

:-)

In fact, as I stated before, it will not be cashed at all. On the Christmas tree now, took a pic to "prove" it, but still got about 10 pics left on the roll of film before I can get it developed. I think, Mrs. Butt is gonna be a sweetheart and get me a digital camera for XMAS this year, but right now, I am still "old fashioned".

As far as the $5 check goes, that one will be cashed! Will it clear? :) $5 is a pack of smokes and a pack of Big Red gum, two of my major vices in life...

Are you sure you don't want the 3rd check ever written out the CactusButt Enterprises account in return? Yeah, it is worth $5 now, but in a year or two, after I have cornered the market in porn traffic...it will be..."priceless"...!!! :)

CactusButt

Meni,
every time I have people related to the industry in my house,
all my dildoes disappear!

I'd rather have ants than lost dildoes!
Serge

Serge's place has ants
He didn't hire Donny to spray his place.
cheap fucker
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

and serge didnt we use to be more then pen friends *grin* now that is a story for another time....
*****************************

anybody else wants to claim they carry my babies?????

please do it BEFORE April 15th,
I need ALL deductions I can possibly get!
;-)))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)

Meni
Lets do it at Serge's place. That way we can get the goats involved.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

OK cool Cleo
lets do it
your address?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Damn, those pics are worse than a circumcision gone bad ;(
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - advertise our new sites

SykkBoy Ê
The only things that interest me is money and shopping. Everything else in life is just things that you have to do to get through the day, like taking a shit.

So far I have not had a craving to have large metal objects driven through parts of my body, but if I every do now I know where to look.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

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We have Osama Bin Laden Pics and Osama Bin Laden Videos for sale.

Exhaustive content available.

Interested ?
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Cleo?
I assume that site isn't your cup of tea? ;)))

SykkBoy Bubba = Santa Claus?

Cleo was it the name.....BOO!!! Is it really that scary?

could just be my typing though LOL


Mr. Boo

SykkBoy
FUCK!!! That is sick!!!


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Hey Everybody! I hope you're all having a wonderful day!

Here's the scoop.... I've moved to San Marcos for a while, which sure beats the hell out of Kabul at this time of year. And I want to hook-up with San Remo area webmasters. SO... LUNCH IS ON TALIBAN! (Did I just type that? Oh dear...)

Email me! aly@pithynvideo.com (and please do it soon because I didn't have breakfast this morning.)

Cheers!



Aly - Pithy Attention SAN ANTONIO Webmasters!

Meni,
I thought of you when I saw this site:
http://www.xxxjihad.com ;)
SykkBoy Bubba = Santa Claus?

Meni
That sounds like some good paysite content.

Golden Tongue Sucks Cum Out Of Cleo's Ass as She Does the Dishes


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

No Jim,
on the outside he's just plain hideous

hee hee
j/k
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, hows this, if I do cum in your ass, I'll suck it out right away with a straw
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

"Brad Shaw is soft on the inside"

Does this imply that he is hard on the outside? lol
JimW SIC Cash v.4 - advertise our new sites

CJ you said
"quick spam: we've just launched a christmas special for Purvette Magazine - if you plug us in before christmas you save 250 bucks! "

Finally, you are giving in, sure I'll plug ya, your room or mine in Vegas?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mr. boo Ê
Now you did it, you scared everyone away, including Serge.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Good Morning/Afternoon/Night
Oprano

Serge you suck
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Hi everyone!

Wow its busy overhere, havent been here for a while and I dont think I have ever posted before but what the hell.

I thought you might like my spelling mistakes overhere to LOL

Seems to me that the little thing about me and dolls is allready on this board hehe

Ahh well, it isnt just me secret anymore?

and serge didnt we use to be more then pen friends *grin* now that is a story for another time....

Im out to fuck my doll silly.....

Mr. boo Viacreme - Serge uses which means anybody can sell it!

great idea CJ..

mutt.. can we see the flash file?
sharky it's Joe that's stingy!

Thanks CJ :)


Joe Sign up for EG ver. 3.0 and get an autographed nude of Sharky!

you got mail!

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Sharky,

Yes, got the link for the FPA's. I have someone working on setting them up now. Thanks for the quick turnaround....you da man! ;)

CJ,

Send me some info. and a demo that I can check out.


Joe Sign up for EG ver. 3.0 and get an autographed nude of Sharky!

Someone .. quick! Stop my life! Lemme off this crazy riiiiide!
Colin TGp2 Bucks .. fear coming!

hey mutt, can you send sharky and I a copy of the orignal flash file please?!

:-))))
cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

cj -

It probably pulls from a text file for the news.. but still very cool
sharky it's Joe that's stingy!

joe, is purvette plugged into your paysites yet?! your going to need maximum retention to afford cyberglyde's generosity!!!

sharky, its a hardcoded flash file ... mutt, how are you updating that? is it script based or internal to the flash?


cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Cj - now.. how do I make myself one? lol.


Joe - did Cybrglide get you those FPA links? How's that for quick turn around!?
sharky who said Cybrglide was stingy?

Sharky,

Yup, I heard the news about the $60 signups. Gonna have to get a leash on Cybr. :)

All I can say is if anyone hasn't looked at Extreme Green Version 3.0 yet, you better hurry before Cybr gives away the farm! :)


Joe $50 per sign up every day......$30 per sign up and exit traffic back!

sharky, that's what i said when mutt first showed me!! nothing nicer than a webpage that looks alive and current - news tickers do that so well.

serge probably went back to bed - part of his 'secretive sleep pattern' :-)))

cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

bpj -


I just got this from Serge in ICQ:

You have received a message!
Serge: why does bpj jock me so much? was I that good to you as well sharky?

sharky who said Cybrglide was stingy?

RusskySerge - how come you don't ever show up in my icq contact list??? hit me up #77941052

bpj

Whoa CJ...

pretty damned cool!

Mutt.. grat job!
sharky who said Cybrglide was stingy?

http://www.purvette.com/webmasters/

I've just added the new oprano news ticker - mutt, AWESOME job on this!!

quick spam: we've just launched a christmas special for Purvette Magazine - if you plug us in before christmas you save 250 bucks!


cj (vaginator) Christmas special, save $250 when you plug us in!!

Joe -

Glad to hear things are going well with the program!
Did you bite Cybrglides head off for offering up $60 per signup to 2 lucky winners on last nights Maxcashlive?

He says he's going to do it next week as well!

lol. There goes the porsche.. time for you to get a toyota!
sharky who said Cybrglide was stingy?

Hello my good friend Cleo:o)
Must be you and your crazy mind! Like that. Today I am a driver, start 1:30, I am going very close to your house right now, calling you in a minute.

Hello Serge, really like this amateur site too, is similar what I want to do in my site, I am gonna surf at night with more time, just gave a quick look, couple days ago I was surf around and found some sites similar at this one you just told me is already bookmark, thanks for the advice, will dress up my site better, working right now to have more time to spend in the site very soon:) Need go, wish you and everybody else a very good day!
Luna brazilianass

Morning Oprano,

Thanks for all the responses to the new program. If anyone has any questions or needs anything feel free to contact me.


Joe $50 per sign up every day......$30 per sign up and exit traffic back!

Since we're doing dead fish stories :) And old bf of mine was a painter and one the houses he was painting was owned by a very wealthy Japanese businessman and he built his house around a stream and had "pet trout" (I didn't realize this was possible, but in looking at houses here in the mountains, I was told that if you feed them, the trout will stay at your portion of the stream). So the bf went to look at the house by himself, and then sent his "good old boy" work crew to do the actual painting job. Yep, you guessed it - the workers ate fresh caught trout for dinner that night ;)
Peaches

Having a difficult time getting Oprano today - seems slow. Maybe me?

I watched MADE (the movie) on someone's opinion the other day. Very funny.

I suggest the movie The Everlasting Piece. Very funny and clever comedy set in Northern Ireland about hair pieces.

Jesse D

I also suggest browsing tours from
http://www.amfriends.com/sexysquirter/main.shtml
for some other ideas...
Serge

Luna,
THIS is what I think is a GOOD tour
for amateur site:

http://sexysquirter.com
Serge

Luna,
I don't like this tour one bit...
;-(((
Serge

Luna ... sorry I typed the wrong name when speaking about your site
Vick
*************************

Caution
Posting while intoxicated can be hazardous to your identity. <g>

Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Goooooooooood Morning Opranooooooo!

Mspice Listening to Tony Robbins CD's

Morning everyone,

Luna ... sorry I typed the wrong name when speaking about your site

Vick
*************************
Hi Vick, no problem at all, I am new in this business and a good advice is always welcome:)

Monk, thanks for the warning, I new something wasn't right.

Very good day for everyone
Luna brazilianass

Our FDA stopped it from being sold in the USA as a result the where given all kinds of power to control drugs.
********************

...and I also heard that if regular SUGAR was applied for FDA approval today-
it won't pass....
Serge

That's what I said! :)


Lisa If only porn had a 90% re-order rate!

Yes that was it thalidomide. Our FDA has so much power today because of that drug. Our FDA stopped it from being sold in the USA as a result the where given all kinds of power to control drugs.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

***********************************

Lisa,
I spoke with my father,
he can't recall the name of the drug,
all he remembers it came from Germany and he'll be calling his pharmacist later on today
***********************************

Serge...

Here you go..

thalidomide n : a sedative and hypnotic drug; withdrawn from sale after discovered to cause severe birth defects

FB Looking for a place to send mainstream traffic? Contact me

And if I could sell them without fear of getting 3 hots and a cot from our government I would be selling them.
***************************

I think I saw
Help Wanted in Amsterdam newspapers!
;-)))

you can check
http://www.oprano.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi

just in case it made it here!
;-)))
Serge

my room, 4.20
*********************

John,
please charge EVERYTHING to the room!
;-)))
Serge

Opium is herbal...
Marijuanna is herbal....
Tobacco is herbal....
Cocaine is herbal..
**********************

And if I could sell them without fear of getting 3 hots and a cot from our government I would be selling them.

fen-fen was the weight loss drug of the nighties that was found to cause heart problems. There was a few drugs in the fifties that later where found to cause problems in pregnancy. There was the one that caused babies to be born with missing limbs, but I can not think of it's name or what it was used for and then there was Progestin which was used to prevent miscarriage and also did very bad things to the unborn.
http://isna.org/faq/progestin.html


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Not to throw water on anyone; but Rogaine is so easily available...
Torone

you'll be passing me something in Vegas,
and PLEASE don't forget THAT!
;-))
---

my room, 4.20

:-)

lisa, when you talk to jim about the biofen promotion I suggested with my traffic, leave out the part about how we did it while floating on blow up tyres around a pretend castle!!

Your kids are sweethearts :-)
I wish you could've seen us up the top of that waterslide - me, 4 children, a giant raft tube thing about to be pushed off a cliff, and a lifeguard who thought it was funny to encourage the kids and push us off really fast from the top. if it hadn't have been for the kids i would've stayed there and chatted to the lifeguard :-)))

I think the reason your kids love me is that not many adults will have screaming competitions with them 100 feet above the air LOL. but they are all easy kids to love :-)

melody, summer weather is PERFECT here right now - 90 degree days, 75 degree nights :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

And waaaaaaaaay down there, I missed this post. ;))

"lisa, i am SOOO sunburnt! we had a great day today, as we always do in the company of your family. thanks for a great time :-)"

CJ, Thank You! The kids always love spending time with Auntie (but she's not our auntie!) Carla! You're about the only person in the whole world that really gets on with Dan...LOL.
Fortunately I'm not sunburnt, but the soles of my feet got burnt on the hot pavement. :(

Lisa If only porn had a 90% re-order rate!

CB,
thanks!

your $5 check is in the mail, btw!
;-))
Serge

**********
was it something called fen-fen?
Serge
Tue, 11 Dec 2001 03:38:47 - IP: 172.135.179.175 - Post # 40088
**********

Serge - I think fen-fen was a weight-loss drug popular in the 90's.

Just watch any old soap opera during the day, and you will see lawyers willing to represent your claims against manufactuer.

If I was naming a drug, I would definietly stay away from anything that had fen in the name.

CactusButt

cj,
in case Lisa didn't tell you...
you'll be passing me something in Vegas,
and PLEASE don't forget THAT!
;-))
Serge

Opium is herbal...
Marijuanna is herbal....
Tobacco is herbal....
Cocaine is herbal...

does it make them "side effect free"?
---

what were we talking about again? i forgot

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Lisa,
I spoke with my father,
he can't recall the name of the drug,
all he remembers it came from Germany and he'll be calling his pharmacist later on today
Serge

DK,
thank for the invite,
I hope you don't mind if I come with my...father!

I bet he never seen anythign like the
DK's Style Party!
;-))

uh-uh!
;-))
Serge

I's like to thank everyone, the response to
Extreme Green V3.0 yesterday was just awesome !!

If you haven't signedup yet, be sure to check it out.

I'll be in Tampa today for a couple meetings if you
need to contact me call my cell # 941.770.1872 or contact Joe.

Those of you waiting on things we discussed in email,
Joe will be in contact wil you today about them.

Now get signed up at the New Extreme Green and start
getting $30ps and keep your exit traffic !!!

;-))
Cybrglide EG V3.0 -- $50ps Everyday - No Limits - No Conversions - One Lump Sum !!!

Happy Holidays!
Anyone in the tri-state area looking for something to do New Years Eve, I'll be throwing a shin dig at the crib. So much to do! You can crash or I am 3 minutes from Long Island Rail Road.

Wishing you and your's a safe and very Happy Holidays!
DragonKing new Jackpot recurring program! Check it!

"thank you Lisa,
you answered all the questions I had at the moment...."

You're very welcome. :))

"gives me extra 33 minutes to post!"

*gulp* Heaven preserve us. ;)))


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

thank you Lisa,
you answered all the questions I had at the moment....

and all I can say that:
losing hairs has a POSITIVE side effect!

my haircuts were taking 40 minutes 15 years ago,
now it takes only 7 minutes!

gives me extra 33 minutes to post!
;-))))
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)

"Lisa, are you aware that
"Hair loss prevention products" are as old on American Continent as America itself?"

Yup, I knew that. Wasn't the guy in the caravan in The Wizard of Oz (later the Wiz himself) a snake oil (and hairloss preventer) seller? :)

Prolly not the oldest example, but the one that springs to mind. :)


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

The only effect at all is the stopping of hairloss, and possible regrowth of lost hair. :)
*****************************

Lisa, are you aware that
"Hair loss prevention products" are as old on American Continent as America itself?

it was FAVORITE product of all
"sneak oil" sellers from the day one!
;-)))
Serge

"better than I expected"

Thanks. :)

<small print> my palms are sweaty </small print> ;))


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

I'm afraid you've lost me on the difference between compliant and approved as far as the FDA is concerned. We don't even have an FDA here. :(


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

How am I doing? :)
*************************

better than I expected
;-)))
Serge

"Opium is herbal...
Marijuanna is herbal....
Tobacco is herbal....
Cocaine is herbal...

does it make them "side effect free"?"

Nope...it doesn't. But Biofen has been shown in studies to have no known side effects. The only effect at all is the stopping of hairloss, and possible regrowth of lost hair. :)

Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

To all of the above I can only say that as the drug is FDA compliant, all studies must have been satisfactory.
***************************

Compliant?????

what the heck is that!????

the thalidomide you mentioned was
FDA APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!
(and not only that drug!)
to be recalled at later day and it's approval cancelled due to futher field studies
;-(((
Serge

Lisa,
sugar is herbal....
and you can ask any diabetic about it's side effect.

HERBAL is does not mean
"Side Effect Free"

Curare poison is also herbal...
;-)))
Serge

"Lisa,
the entire post #40097 can be summed up with just 3 words:
"I DON'T KNOW".
;-))"

Could not...well not the entire post. ;))

And, "I don't know" is not a satisfactory answer...I gave you the info I do have, and am seeking clarification. So there! :))


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

"what are the clinical studies of interactions of the drug with
A) cholesterol reducing drugs?

B) blood preasure drugs?

C) weight loss suplemens

what are the clinical studies results for prolonged users?"

To all of the above I can only say that as the drug is FDA compliant, all studies must have been satisfactory. However, that isn't really an answer, so I'll find out info on Contra-Indications and Adverse Reactions asap, and let you know. :)

Some clinical information can be found at http://www.biofen.com/clinical.html and on the rest of the http://www.biofen.com site.

How am I doing? :)



Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

BIO-FEN is entirely herbal and has no known side effects.
*******************************

Opium is herbal...
Marijuanna is herbal....
Tobacco is herbal....
Cocaine is herbal...

does it make them "side effect free"?
Serge

Lisa,
the entire post #40097 can be summed up with just 3 words:
"I DON'T KNOW".
;-))

if you don't know,
you can just say so,
nobody is gonna bite your head off,
none of us knows everything,
including the doctors who went for years to Medical School
Serge

Oops, missed a post!

"also, what are known side effects of the pill?"

The only known effect is that 90% of the people who regularly take BIO-FEN stop losing their hair. 30% of those people who regularly take BIO-FEN will grow hair back. BIO-FEN is entirely herbal and has no known side effects.

"how it interacts with hormonal balances/imbalances?"

At this stage I'd have to say See Above...but I'm checking for further info. :)


"What are the chances of FDA approval?"

BIO-FEN is Federal Drug Administration (FDA) compliant in the United States and has a Drug Identification Number (DIN) for use in Canada. Not only did BIO-FEN have to pass rigorous lab testing to secure the FDA and DIN, each and every shipment (the pills are currently manufactured in Switzerland) is retested by a North American government certified lab prior to being released for customer use.

"Is it scheduled for FDA testing at present time?"

See Above. :)


Lisa Brand new program - BiofenCash!

Think we could run a poll on what colour it grows in? :)




Lisa
****************

hahahahhaha,
that IS a good one!
;-)))
Serge