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Ooooooh Mutt I saw that! :D

Don't worry Serge, I'll be good on Monday. :)

And can I just point out in the grey hair discussion, that I was at CJ's house the day she plucked out her very first grey hair...and here I am...11 yrs older than her...and not a one...yet... ;)))

Lisa C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

hey Lisa u just picked up another win. :)

Are You Going Gay? ......er.....Gray?

Vote here:: http://www.opranoplus.com

mutt

C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

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today - yes, on Monday - NO...

Oprano major sponsor is coming with Major announcement
and all others non-sponsors has been pre-emptied
;-))

sorry, babes
;_))
and congrats at half time!
;_)))
Serge

Can I just take this moment to say I have EIGHT read 'em EIGHT picks correct so far this week!

*struts*

Please allow me to bask in this tiny moment of glory cos there is no way it's ever gonna happen again... :)))

Lisa C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

Steelers win ugly again, 10-2, just win baby! ;))))

And they covered mikefold. ;)

Ulfie

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.shtml

have you made your vote count TODAY????
Serge

<<even the Tennessee band last night at half time gave him a salute by marching off in a T formation.>>

My sister's in the Tennessee Marching band - I had her do that especially for you guys - impressed?? ;)

I haven't spoken to her since "The Loss" (my father also went to Tennessee) - does this mean they also won't be going to the Rose Bowl? My brother (who went to University of Florida...and with my son at Clemson, I need merely to buy anything ORANGE and I cover most of the family's collegiate ties :)) was pissed that Florida's not going and Tennessee might be.
I know nothing about sports at all, so I don't know if the SEC loss keeps Tennessee from Pasadena.....

Peaches

That's a funny one, John! :-))) (And no, this ain't sucking up -- I don't always laugh at John's jokes! :-P)

Colin, Happy Birthday bro!

Dravyk Make a buck a pop with TGP2 Bucks

Whoot Whoot...

Who dat say they going to beat dem saints?? Who dat?!?! who dat?!?!

HAHA Great game in Atlanta. I think the Saints and LSU should play here every week!

Needless to say we have had the best of everything thanks to the one and only Sweet T - even the Tennessee band last night at half time gave him a salute by marching off in a T formation.

I was talking to T, and he said that if the Saints beat the Falcons he would give a special deal on hosting to all Opranauts!

http://www.national-net.com/special/

Click now and take advantage of the Saints kicking the Falcons ass!!

Thanks T!
Mike AI On the road with Sweet T in Atlanta.....

NFL Pickem Leaderboard Updated!
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mutt Who's Leading The Race For Sweet T's $$$??? Has Anybody Knocked Off KimmyKim? Find out here

Now I know why Kitty loves me, it's because I'm furry. ;)

Ulfie

Once upon a time, there was a little old man that really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and was admiring his body when he noticed he was suntanned all over except for his penis. He decided to do something about it.

He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis.

A little later two elderly ladies, one walking with a cane, happened by. When she saw this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane.

She said to her friend, "There ain't no justice in this world." Her friend asked her what she meant. Well, she said: "When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!!!"

JohnIP Young and Old Welcome!!...

glad i remembered this before it was too late.

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OFFICIAL TIE BREAKER
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Seattle vs Denver
Kansas City vs Oakland
Washington vs Arizona
NY Jets vs Pittsburgh

mutt Aging Gracefully Or Fighting It All The Way? Vote here!

"nobody tweeze/pluck/wax/shave anything!"

EXCEPT you women!! By all means tweeze, pluck, electrolyze, whatever means necessary!!

Monk

Gray is Beautiful!
-------------------------
only the hair on my balls are gray ;((

tired from lack of use I can only assume ;-))

ohhh shit, I forgot Serge banned ball talk !!!

;-))
Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... Monday - Monday - Monday !!!!

Kitty you are RARE. 99 out of 100 22 year old girls think hair is GROSS!

Madison Avenue is buying into this whole feminisation thing. Notice how men in ads now have NO body hair?

Thank god there are still some guys will balls over there in Afghanistan defending the rest of us so we can carry on making ourselves as gay looking as possible!
mutt

Take the Gray Goat poll here http://www.opranoplus.com

I have an idea for a magazine. I should pitch it to RB since he's now in that business.

mutt

nobody tweeze/pluck/wax/shave anything!
Honestly 35 + is such a sexy age to be - let you body haor stay it's a sign or aging and that is sooooooooo sexy!!! :P~~~~~~~~~~~
Kitty Oprano Content Board

We got the Phil Donahue thing going in our family. Some people have gone gray in their late twenties. I know my sister has been coloring her hair since at least 30. Wonder if she didn't how gray she would be.

Anyways as I wait for the early football games to end, I put up an OpranoPlus Geezer poll. Youngins can take it too!

http://www.natnet.com/special

Somebody is going to take $500.00 from Sweet T today. Please thank him by checking out his Year End Special.

mutt Does He Or Doesn't He? Only His Barber Knows For Sure.............what about you? Old Farts Vote Here! Old Fartettes Too!

"What is up with that anyway? Once you hit 30 you start sprouting hair everywhere you don't want it."

I think I figured it out. I was at the barber the other day and this chick is running her electric razor all over the damn place. She hit my ear region a few times and then went half way down my back. I think 35 years of this finally pays the toll and hair becomes very noticeable in these areas.

Monk

I water my ear
and let it grow faster
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mikefold,
pay no attention...
Gray is Beautiful!
;_)))
Serge

Topic: Those pesky little sprouts that popup between your eyebrows...

did you ever notice the gray hairs seem to grow faster than follicles that have some color?

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

I'll be turning the big 3 5 in January so I know all about the hair thing there mutt. What is up with that anyway? Once you hit 30 you start sprouting hair everywhere you don't want it. ;)

Ulfie

cj, you got me!
;_))

LOL
;-)))
Serge

well since this is the over 30 crowd in here today let's talk about stuff for us 'old farts' as cj so gently put it : )

i'll start it off

Topic: Ear Hair Grooming Techniques

Do You Tweeze? Or Let it Grow Au Naturel?

Discuss!

and since Nick is otherwise engaged at the present time.

Moose, fuck off
mutt

"I'm 33 today. What should I do?"

I went through this about a week ago..Im still in denial that im 33,people ask how old i am and "25" still comes out of my mouth without even thinking about it ...must be sign of old age hahaha

happy birthday dude
Moose Merry Christmas

don't we bleed as you bleed?
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LOL
betcha I bleed more than you :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

happy b-day colin, wish you many more.

enjoy your day!

dantheman

cj,
don't we bleed as you bleed?
;-)))
Serge

what is this, the old farts reunion night?!

*running away fast*

:-))))

happy b'day colin :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

What sucks is seeing *50* rushing up to meet me so damn fast ;-))
MikeS
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it ain't so bad Mike...just as JohnIP
hahahaha

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

MikeS,
hahahahahahaha,
I LOVE the wisdom of "our age demographics"
;-))))
Serge

Mike, the hardest thing was convincing my parents they were GRANDPARENTS (and that was 18+ years ago!). My Dad wanted my son to call him by his frist name ;)

When he married my stepmother, she was 38 (and has a daughter my son's age), and he brought up to my stepmother that if HE had a grandson, what did that make HER? She said she didn't know, but it made HIM an asshole for even mentioning she would be old enough to be a "grandmother" ;))

Peaches

Peaches - and I bet she's still *pissed* about you putting pressure on her like that - I know MY mother always was ;-))

Serge - I thought that the temptations were there, but you just couldn't quite remember what do do about them ;-))

MikeS

What sucks is seeing *50* rushing up to meet me so damn fast ;-))

MikeS
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MikeS, it's OK...
lots of things which were important at 30 don't make shit when you are at "Five O" range
;-)))

our ilk has less temptations
;-)))
Serge

Peaches, yeap!
Serge

Hey all

I think I got it sussed out now- and I'm not the only one who has had this happen in the last week or so!

Apparently the Mellissa Virus/worm is on the loose again and this time it goes straight thru Norton's.

I have managed to extract 30 000 of the lost files and save them to another drive - the only problem now is that they all have temp names and I have to sort em out!!

....and so - to work!

Kitty Oprano Content Board

Hehe, Mike, consider my mother is still "29", I think me turning 40 is a modern medical miracle :)

Serge - is it serge @ oprano.com?

Peaches

Oh - Kitty, did you get the package I sent? ;-)

MikeS

Happy b-day Colin :-)

Peaches - don't worry about it, you'll LIKE it on OUR side of 4-0 ;-)

What sucks is seeing *50* rushing up to meet me so damn fast ;-))

MikeS

but I cant remember it.....;)
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John IP,

That's funny.

In my pre-web days I had a great friend who used to say "I can't remember the 60's because I was there".

You can't make this stuff up :)

At my age, maybe I should make your party in Vegas my retirement party.

Can't imagine a group of peeps I'd rather spend it with :)

Mike Clark Mia Culpa

Peaches,
please e-mail me your info
(name )
for PHB pass.
Serge

Colin My Man Happy 33!!

I'd give you advice about that year of Life but I cant remember it.....;)
JohnIP Dont Forget THIS...

Happy Birthday, Colin!!!!

I'm hitting the big FOUR-OHHH next week - sometimes I feel 12, sometimes I feel 112 :)

Peaches

Colin,

Not that I ever know what I'm talking about, but from what I can see you're doing better at 33 than I'm doing at somewhere past 40.

Have an awesome day bro!

The Real Mspice Mia Culpa

Happy Birthday Colin! I got you beat by a year, though! Don't worry - 33 is the year when things start to "speed up"! This next year will go by SO bloody quickly that you'll find yourself about to be 34 and you'll say "what the frig just happened to the last year?????" .... Or was that just me....

Kitty - I hope you got your drive problems fixed up - I think Pornoman was right - sounds like the new format of your C used a different filesystem than your D - gotta be careful with that! I know, because I just did a format C at the house yesterday as well!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Damn and Colin I thought you were already like Billy's and Serge's age... hahaha

Happy B-day!

GO SAINTS!
Mike AI On the road with Sweet T in Atlanta.....

A Couple more and you'll catch me Colin.

Happy Birthday Dude.

DadFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Colin
Best Wishes for a Happy Birthday

Things to do when you're 33

Hmmm ... be glad you're not 40 yet ;-)

Have a great day

Vick Yabba Dabba Dooooo

cj,
Call woo by any other name,
it's still wilts like a woo
;-)))
Serge

to woo or not to woo...
this is the question!
;-))
Serge

>woo

Didn't he play on Barney Miller.

Ooops, up past my bedtime. The creatures of the night, they howl to me.

Melody Go read my kid sister's column at Out Sports

i doubt that translator is going to return :-)
whisper it to me!
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

cj, quality translator MUST know that!
;-)))
Serge

So thou wilt woo
--

what's woo mean?
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

adttransl8 , really???

can you translate into English:

Pizda Pizde pizdanula,
pizda nogi protianula?

can you translate into Russian:

Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Ay"
~ And I will take thy word. Yet, if thou swearest
~ Thou mayst prove false. At lovers' perjuries
~ they say Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
~ If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully.
~ Or, if thou thinkst I am too quickly won,
~ I'll frown, and be perverse, and say thee nay,
~ So thou wilt woo, but for else, not for the world.

Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

I offer quality translation from/into Russian, good experience working with Adult resources.

adttransl8

The Mathematician,
remember the question I popped on November 3rd?

The answer was 496 days and seems to me it was based upon wrong asumptions

let me find the original and we can adjust the answer based upon the new data
;-)))
Serge

Uncle Serge, you say "cheapskate" like that's a bad thing!
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Melody, not at all!

I LOVE cheapskates!

if it wasn't for them,
where would I apply my tag writing skills?
;-)))

Cheapskates are any board "content"
;-)))
Serge

Thanks for the B-Day card but next time please have clothes on. I can't accept "Naked" gifts. It's in my contract and I want to remain friends.

Signed,

The Mathematician.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge,

Sold! Today, I will relax. :)

Amanda, my sunshine, will be awake soon and then my birthday relaxation will begin.

Finished X Mas shopping yesterday. :)

Tenn. went down in flames last night. Who will my Mighty Canes play in Pasadena?!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Sorry, Kitty. :-((( I wish I had any intellect whatsoever in that area. Hope it all works out, hon.

Brother Ant, Brother Dravyk and I actually discussed the true nature of Brad's last name the other night (it's a pagan ritual, surrounding various phases of the moon). I felt fairly certain it wasn't "Shaw", seeing as how I gots kinfolk named that, and they ain't good Jewish boys (they are bad hillbilly boys). My guess is it's pronounced like Postelwaithe-Smythe (or however that old joke goes).

Happy Birthday, Colin. On the good side, lots of people lived WAY PAST 33, including me. I have Jesus' birthday even, and I still sailed right through the double 3's.

Am I ten years older than everyone here, except for Serge, Nick and Dravyk?

Just remember, Ringo is the oldest Beatle, the one who has had the most health problems, and he's one of the last two still standing. There's wisdom in that...somewhere...i think...

Nick, that's the only Queen's wave that gets any results.

Uncle Serge, you say "cheapskate" like that's a bad thing! LOL That's almost a requirement for introduction to my family.

Speaking of which...
>I'll buy you a slice of pizza in >Vegas, Ant! That way you get your >$10 back plus interest. :-)))

Leaping Lizards, Harry, is the pepperoni laced with gold? I thought pizza by the slice only cost that much in the GMC theatre at ABC Entertainment Center. To be fair, that was a "mini-pizza".

Ok, that's all of my nonsense. Night, Oprani.

Melody Go read my kid sister's column at Out Sports

What should I do?

Colin
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get out of the rat's race for 24 hours,
sit on the porch, relax and reflect the moment
;-0)))
Serge

Ahhh .. but look at Einstein at 33, 3 years before he published the General Theory of Relativity.

http://www.jajz-ed.org.il/100/people/einstein/13.html

I promise to publish the "Relative Theory of Generality" in 3 years. Much more comprehensible .. and in English (My German is not that good)!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. 33.

Thanks Guys...

Colin happy birthday!!!
Here is you present:

http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/shit/birthdaycard.jpg

I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings - but 33 is a wierd age - many famous ppl died at 33:

Hendrix
Kurt Cobain
Bruce Lee
and Jesus !!!!

So - Take a year off !!!! ;)

Kitty

Jesus is gone. Grimm is back. This is good. Anyone else notice that Jesus and Grimm are never in the same place in the same time. I have a theory ...

I'm 33 today. What should I do?

Colin TGP2 Bucks

for an expert.. see serge..
:)
chris/pornoman

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you fuck face!

why did you have to wake me up????

don't you know that I don't know the difference between C drive and sex drive????
;-)))
Serge

Kitty..

also remember my advice is worth exactly what you have paid for it..

I am no expert.. for an expert.. see serge..
:)
chris/pornoman

Kitty,

Only thing I can think is that your partner did format in FAT file system on new setup and your old system was NTFS..

Cause I think if he did it in NTFS it would recognize the FAT, but I think if you do FAT it wont recognize NTFS..

Or else he just fucked up your backup..

:)
chris/pornoman

Sorry for cut and paste but I ahev a MAJOR emergency - I had to format C: and I backed up all my files onto drive D

My partner did the format and installed Win2Kpro and now I have a major problem...

Drive D has no volume label and I cannot access it at all.
I got Nortons Utilities but even that won't help - it says the "Drive has no Volume Label would you like to reformat?"

All my sites back up , programs , emails and graphic design work , EVERYTHING except the content is backed up on that drive - and it's the ONLY copy- I dont' want to lose 5 years worth of work...

Pleez can anybody help me??
ICQ# 123958265

kitty EMERGENCY PLEEEEEZ HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>> See Dravyk, I fucking TOLD YOU!

I'll buy you a slice of pizza in Vegas, Ant! That way you get your $10 back plus interest. :-)))

Dravyk All Of 'Em To You

Mutt,
should I follow in your tradition and post the list of
Cheapskates,
or just
"shoot at will"?
;-)))
Serge

BTW,
I am not _really_ sorry
;-))))
Serge

Attention non sponsoring Promoters
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

On Monday one of our sponsors will be introducing
NEW PROGRAM
meaning...
please obstain from pushing your shtuff unless you wanna see your tags, URL's etc egt changed to the NEW program URL

sorry for inconvinience, you cheapskates
;-)))
Serge

Tigers in Atlanta?

my oh my!
Serge

Not that I am a huge LSU fan, but after going to the SEC Championship game - all I have to say is ....

HOW ABOUT THEM TIGERS!!!

Mike AI On the road with Sweet T in Atlanta.....

I wanna win Sweet T's $$$. So I better post my picks here in public cuz nobody would believe me if I declared myself the winner knowing i can mess with the results. The Oprano NFL Pickem Challenge is above reproach! I have resisted all bribes. Of course a salad tossing from meni wasn't all that hard to turn down.

Mutt's 5 Star Locks Of The Century
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San Fran
Minnesota
Buffalo
Green Bay
New England
Detroit
Jacksonville
New Orleans
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Arizona
KC
Pittsburgh
Seattle
Dull fins

Good luck!

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mutt If You're Reading This And You Haven't Made Some Picks For Tomorrow's Games................WHY THE FUCK NOT!!! click here for a good shot at winning $500 today!

Uncle Grimm,

Thank you very much for your time, and I'll try and tone it down a little.

You've got mail, and I didn't curse once!

Thanks again, I owe you even more that I already did...

Michael Clark Mia Culpa

I couldn't get Brad's last name even from his FATHER!!!!!
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See Dravyk, I fucking TOLD YOU!

You owe me $10.00 bucks mother fucker!

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge,

In Canada he is known as "Brad Thatfatfuck".

;))))

Nick

Brad Shaw is this your pinto?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=598811243

if not you need it..

simonf Celebdollars

hahahahahhaha,
guys, I had time of my life but...
I couldn't get Brad's last name even from his FATHER!!!!!

I don't think we'll EVER know the dark secret of the family
;-)))
Serge

"Meni,
Jenna Jameson pays more for her traffic then anybody."

Jeez... if people would throw traffic at me for having sex, life would be good. (I don't wanna be on camera though)

Monk

fuck off,moose.
You don't want to be "fredo"

Sykk hated the role :)
Nick

Melody this is how I wave ;))

http://www.nicksclicks.com/splash.gif
Nick

Ant i didnt forget you guys..i can only be so nice once a day..wait a few hours ;-))
hahaha
Moose Merry Christmas

Meni,
Jenna Jameson pays more for her traffic then anybody.

;))

Nick

Yeah, but all the waving would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bigtime.

BTW, Kimmy, Amber, cj, girls, if our beloved Uncle Serge hikes a leg in my direction, spritz him back, wouldja? LMAO

Melody

Mooose,

It seems you pass by Nick and Me...

Please fuck off.

Who's the understudy?

=o)

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Melody,

"Nick, strange as it sounds I had a dream last night that, through some weird circumstance, you were declared king"

Strange? Why?I can handle the pay cut. ;))
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Hi, everyone, hope all are well. The Christmas season is being veddy good to Zorba the Geeky and me, at least insofar as the selling of Gamecubes is concerned. But more on that in a moment.

Nick, strange as it sounds I had a dream last night that, through some weird circumstance, you were declared king. You shoulda seen the look on Harry's face! LOL Anyway, I'm sure with all the lawyers we have, we can get you out of it.

BTW, did I wake up in 1998 this morning? Max Cash 1/234, and nearly everyone else pulling a close second. SexKey and RealFreeAVS, also - yeah, even matching amounts with ratios. Yeeeeesh. Nobody wake me up, gawd knows I need all the beauty sleep I can get.

Looks like it's the Bellagio for us in January. Yeehaw! So much comfier than sleeping in the RV. lol

OK, off to sleep -- had another dream a book of mine was named as Oprah's Pick of the Month. I awoke in a cold sweat -- I'm sure she did, too.

Later, y'all.

Melody

My question to you Serge?

Can board A amke you asshole of the year?

;-}}}
KK

I was up all night popping that Moose, enjoy ;)

Shok we got snacks!

Meni, I saw the emails and you're cool. :)
Let's get together on Monday and go over the details.

Right on, Moose! :)

And I definitely want to give a big Thank You!
to the Join4Free crew too for all the yummy treats! :)

Amber L L L L L L a r r y...

and before i forget

Moose, fuck off!
Nicks Understudy

Wow...cool!
Got my mail today and got a christmas card from Flynt!

The only one on my block to get one of these! ;-)

Thanks

And RRRED and crew thanks for the popcorn..you guys are way to classy.
;-)

And both are advertisers here at Oprano..another class joint .

Ok..i kissed enough butt for today

;-))
Moose Merry Christmas

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