Amber baby
do I know you?
hee hee
Amber you got pull over there?
We (clubjenna) got an email
about our traffic.
talk to me baby

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

If anyone is looking for either customer support or webmaster support staff. My wife is currently looking to get back into the business. She took some time off after having our last baby and is now ready to get back into the groove. So if you have anything. Please drop me a email.

Thanks
Stallion

Good Evening All,

Serge take care of Brad. His Weiner dogs are will miss him..hehe


Stallion

Kitty, I like your style!

Okay guys, here's something that was posted
on another board that I think you'll enjoy...

http://news.excite.com/news/r/011207/11/odd-penis-dc

Hold Up! Serge, are you talking about getting HIGH again?!
I thought I told you that you had to share.
;))

Meni, how goes it? :)

Amber L L L L L L a r r y...

Heeheee - i love reading you guys!

YEs I love to party But more so I love to make $$$ first - that way I can party harder and longer
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Serge, please rope off the pool area so no one falls in ...

ohhh thats right voodooman won't be there, never mind

;-))
Cybrglide

Meni,
you gotta be a bit quicker on the draw,
Brad is on his way over and I don't have all nite
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I was in your pants.
How soon we forget
Arena sports bar, parking lot, JoeE let us use his Mercedes
it was cramped but I made do
Meni
*****************

Meni, yes, you were in my pants...at Arena Laundromat,
you washed them, I paid you,
and your sniffing them before wash was your compensation in FULL!
;-)))

I think you are still HIGH from that smell
;-)))
Serge

Sergey
you wanna compare you palace to JJs?
whats your point
you bought traffic
my point
she gets her own traffic for free
a bonus
that you never HAD
Meni
*******************

Meni,
what do you mean I never had free traffic????

Last tiem I paid for traffic was
March of 1999....

look at the counter of
http://cotac.com

do you see it moving?

you really believe anybody is paying for it all those years?
Serge

Serge, I was in your pants.
How soon we forget
Arena sports bar, parking lot, JoeE let us use his Mercedes
it was cramped but I made do
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge you idiot
you paid for those HITS
stupid fucker
Meni
******************

I did????

why do you think they called me Super "Shick" Razor?????
;-))))

They pretended that they sent me GOOD traffic,
and I pretended that I paid them,
everybody were happy...
even sponsors
;-)))

Meni,
calling me an idiot is a bit of a stretch on your part,
YOU work for Jenna and trying getting into my pants and I don't....

so who is and idiot?
;-)))
Serge

Do you want an interpretor so you can understand me?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Sergey
you wanna compare you palace to JJs?
whats your point
you bought traffic
my point
she gets her own traffic for free
a bonus
that you never HAD
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

we have 1 thing 99% of the other pay sites don't
****************************

are you talking about webmaster participation in the programm?

I have to agree, you have none
;-)))
Serge

Serge you idiot
you paid for those HITS
stupid fucker
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Thats a luxury, your site never had
Meni
*****************

Meni,
sure,
but Jenna site never had AGA sending my site 200,000 clicks a day,
Nick@Ilynx sending 250,000 clicks a day,
MoJo and his men sending 90,000 clicks a day.....

Jenna still works the net while I pee in the pond or play at Oprano....

I think those three are better than Stern, you and all media combined
;-)))

Serge

Huh? you lost me
Kitty by the way
do you like to party?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

we have our own traffic
people look for Jenna
go to
jennajameson.com
jenna is on stern
jenna in on tv
*******************
And you are doing this for ME, when??! ;)
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Sergey, ahem, Vivid is staying there, we do things with Vivid.
Like sitting at Vivid table at AVN
Up front.
OKIE DOKIE
Serge, can I explain something
jennacash is doing fine
and we have 1 thing 99% of the other pay sites don't
we have our own traffic
people look for Jenna
go to
jennajameson.com
jenna is on stern
jenna in on tv
Thats a luxury, your site never had
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I am bringing my video camera to vegas - just tell me what room number so I can do some nice voyuer shots through the key hole!
*********************************

Kitty,
those videos are NOTHING compared to
bank acount
BEFORE you getting fucked and AFTER
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I'll be staying at the Treasure Island for the conventions.
**************************

I heard they give huge discounts.

Meni,
would you stay in Venetian if things at Jenna Cash were better?
Serge

So either you come fuck me in my room, or I go over to your room and fuck you.
I'm sorry I'm so horny Serge, the deca durabolin is kicking in
*************************
I am bringing my video camera to vegas - just tell me what room number so I can do some nice voyuer shots through the key hole!
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

i downloaded most of the new sevendust
I don't like it
pussies
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

So either you come fuck me in my room, or I go over to your room and fuck you.
***********************

Meni, come over and fuck me....
I got used being fucked!!!!
;-)))

will you ask me for twenty after you thru?
Serge

Serge, you know what's funny, I remember you telling me how ugly you thought Australian women were.
And now you are so sweet to them.

Meni
*******************

Meni, I was talking about Greek Men!!!
;-)))

or was it "geek men"?
;-))

or was it ...oh, Meni, never mind
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I'll be staying at the Treasure Island for the conventions.
So either you come fuck me in my room, or I go over to your room and fuck you.
I'm sorry I'm so horny Serge, the deca durabolin is kicking in
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, I bet you have made that your desktop haven't you??? :P
Kitty
*********************

Kitty,
I would have...in 1997
;-))))

ahhh...where has she been????

She could have been SC mascot!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, you know what's funny, I remember you telling me how ugly you thought Australian women were.
And now you are so sweet to them.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Anybody stuck on what to buy your mates for xmas ?-
***************************

I sent everybody $10,000 coupons redeamable NEXT Xmass and expiring
Dec 31, 2001
Serge

"is it a crime to love all women"
quote from a skit form "Kids in the Hall"

those guys were awesome
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge, I bet you have made that your desktop haven't you??? :P
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Kitty,
I don't get it...
what's wrong with this one?
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00431.htm

all she needs is a little shaving and if she was sending clicks to SergesCash,
she could have run for Ms. Australia!
Serge

Anybody stuck on what to buy your mates for xmas ?- I just saw this there is some funny stuff here:

http://www.mediafringe.com/sites/vt220.com/GeekGear/
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Meni,
I don't think anybody went there after they found that I was not going...

Joee is sending me $46.90 check as a gratitude for the savings I made him
;-))
Serge

Is it a crime to love all women?
**********************
ALL of them ?? How about these ones?? would you love THEM?! :

http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00431.htm
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00428.htm
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00580.htm
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Serge, Donny didn't go to the Arena Sports Bar cuz he heard that you were not going.
Thats LOVE my man, L O V E
Rumor has it, Donny spoke to Voodooman around Midnight, and Voodooman was more interested in the leftover food, more than clubbing
hehehehehe

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Is it a crime to love all women?
Meni
********************

in Afganistan...YES
;_))
Serge

Anybody else has any messages to pass to anybody?
---------------------------------

I have my kids Santa list ..... ready ??

;-))
Cybrglide

Most everyone who posts here is a moron including myself
******************************

Kitty,
I disagree,
1) we pushed all TRUE morons to the other boards

2) Most here are just GROSSLY misunderstood, but not morons...
including you
;-)))
Serge

Serge, make sure you let Jordan know I was just repeating what Brad told me. :-)
***********************


Sure,
Jordan, please be advised that MikeAI was repeating what Brad told him.

Anybody else has any messages to pass to anybody?
;_)))
Serge

Is it a crime to love all women?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Guys,
the Morons page been kinda slow with new entries lately...

has anybody seen good MORONS SAY
materials lately?
Serge
*****************
Serge, that is one in itself!!

Most everyone who posts here is a moron including myself (i am probably the biggest) and nearly everything said here is Moronic !

Kitty Lovett SEXCONTENTS

Just a little advice from your uncle grimm;)
grimm

Mspice... maybe you should clear up old business before you go barking about rep in new business. I am not talking about me either.

I have always liked you, but like has nothing to do with it. If you hope to have any amount of success in new ventures, it is probalby best to make sure past waters are really "under the bridge".

I don't want to see any old wounds ripped open by new ventures

-Grimm
grimm

Serge, make sure you let Jordan know I was just repeating what Brad told me. :-) I am still looking to spend some time with him in Miami catching the OTHER Jordan in Feb!


Mike AI On the road with Sweet T in Atlanta.....

Guys,
the Morons page been kinda slow with new entries lately...

has anybody seen good MORONS SAY
materials lately?
Serge

DadFold,
didn't you know that I have chip implanted in my head and it buzzzes every time you mention my name???
;-)))
Serge

just seeing if you're awake
((o;
DadFold Looking Good Louis

MikeFold,
what this -D serge business????
;-)))

to all concerned:
Brad's Eagle has landed and Miami
is ready for his visit...
I hope
;_))
Serge

possible...maybe a quick round or two before xmas.....

Fold set /mode -v envelope pack #oprano -d serge

DadFold Looking Good Louis

Feeling Good, Mikey! You dragging your butt out here before Vegas?

DJ sets /mode #"Oprano +p


Diamond Jim Metabolife is the Devil

DJ...how the hell r ya?

DadFold Looking Good Louis

Very nice site, Vanessa...and no chance whatsoever of getting traffic to it under those conditions...

Quick suggestion : If you get somebody to click the join link, rush their ass to the signup form as fast as you can. Do NOT give them a choice for more reasons to join and don't make it a multiple step process. As it stands right now I need to click FOUR times on your join button to start filling out info. Bad bad bad bad....

Hope that helps!

Diamond Jim We're so bitchy....

Actually I have changed my mind..

PLEEZ HAVE A HOLIDAY

Today shuld be a woorldwide holiday anyway - for those who don't know today is the anniversary of John Lennon's Death..

Could we all take just one minute of silence and stop and think about where we are going what we are doing - and how each of us can help to make this world just that little bit better.

"all we are saying is give peace a chance"
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

So Jordan is paying for the tickets afterall? :-)
Mike AI
*******************

My modesty I was born with prevents me from repeating what Jordan had to say about it
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,
in recognition to your problem-
I unanimously declare
Oprano Holiday!

Enjoy your Day, everybody!
;-)))
Serge
**********************
Serge, a very nice gesture - however if we had a holiday everytime I (or anyone else here - but especially me since i seem to have the most) has a problem - Oprano would shut down forever!!!
heehe
That's modern technology - it never does what wew want it to do or work the way we want it to work.
It is all supposed to make our lives easier but when it fails we are 20 stepd behind.
Anyone here who ever lost their wallet (especiallly while on holiday) will tell you what a complete pain in the ass it is when you lose all those bits of plastic andany ID you have..
Anyway If you all want a holiday then go ahead ! you all deserve it! and it IS a weekend!!!

(and take no notice of me I am just sulky coz I can't get my own way with this machine LOL)

Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Hi,

I got the hint, that in this forum are very experienced webmasters/resellers. I'm operating my Site since about 10 months now and I'm thinking of trying to offer a reseller program. I would be very happy if you could take a look at my Site http://www.vanessamontagne.com
I'll raise my prices from 9.95 recurring to 14.95$ recurring when I start accepting resellers and offer something between 40-50% to resellers. As I think I have a very high quality Site which is a little bit unique out there(at least I hope so:-) and offer almost only original content, do you think you might be interested and if it would be profitable for you to join a reselling program with these conditions.
What tools would you need(Pictures(how many?), Banners (which size), what else?
Any suggestions are appreciated.

Thanks for your time
Vanessa
Vanessa Vanessa Montagne, your busty blonde dream

Shok, I will take your tickets. I am flying southwset from el paso, to okc, to no, to orlando, to miami.

19 hours in all!
Brad Shaw
___________________


So Jordan is paying for the tickets afterall? :-)
Mike AI On the road with Sweet T in Atlanta.....

Serge, I was beginning to feel my computer had a !r ! gremlin
Blondy

Ooplah!
Robert

Kitty,
in recognition to your problem-
I unanimously declare
Oprano Holiday!

Enjoy your Day, everybody!
;-)))
Serge

HEy everyone - well to top of what has to be the most unlucky week of my life - today I had to the thing we all dread the most:
Fomat C !!!!!
AAAGGHH
I should be back online in 24 hours so atm I am using My partners computer
anyone who need to contact me - I'll be onICQ for an hour or so - otherwise you'll just have to email me
Kitty SEXCONTENTS

Webfather, don't be jelous!
;-)))

There si enough for you where this came from
;-)))
Serge but who counts?

Well with Serge in your "fuck
pool".....how could anyone go wrong?

:-)

Webfather

JesseD, you and I need to spend some more time together :-)))
Serge but who counts?

In my experience, bad eyesight leads to more and greater sex.

When I can't see straight, I will fuck any ugly broad. The ugly ones just go fucking nuts on you because
they are making up for being ugly. In addition, when I can't see well, ugly people are now in my "fuck
pool." So, my pool is much larger. Hence, I have a better chance of finding a real good fuck. ;)
Jesse D

Brad, your zebra gives a nice head
;-))

Serge

slav, you and I need to spend some more time together :-)))


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Bad eye sight and big shlongs go together. Scientifically proven by Dr. Viner and i'm a walking test subject :)


Slavdogg test results are avalable here

ok now that I think about it..

what does eyesight have to do with sex anyway?



Star Link Here Link NOW

Huh......
too much eyesight causes bad sex?


Vick

customer service??
i'm having probs keeping my mouse on
my desk. lol

mutt,
too much alcohol causes misleading tag lines :)
or
was that too much sex causes bad eyesight?
Star Are those REAL???

Star
Just got home ;-)
Another good suggestion
Never try to do customer service while intoxicated
Whoops ......
Vick

shit. star tricked me.


mutt

Vick,
intoxicated and sitting in front
of the puter on a friday night
whooo hooo!

and here i thought i was the only one lmao!

Star wanna see me nude??

Drunk and ready to dance ... some body please cue Sinatra
"Lady is a Tramp' Then slow it down with "Summer Wind"

Looking at http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html
Have to tell ya, I think JohnIP is a bigger Asshole than just 8 votes

KK your intellegent/witty posts have been missing lately
WTF you doing? Working or something
Maybe studying NFL info?

Word to the wise
Don't post while intoxicated ;-)


Lawless and LuLu


Vick Average webmaster earns .06 per click here ...and you're much above average

Kitty, I have 5.0, and I just tried to recreate the error that you described, and it auto-completed every time.

I even went into options and tried to change some settings but it still worked.

Maybe the dowload of the install was corrupted?

Of course this coming from a man whow was on here yesterday offering to do meanial chores in exchange for an X-box, so what could I know???


The Real Mspice Who's party is this anyway?

guys I need help - i just downloaded the latest IE yesterday - now all of a sudden when I type in the address bar -= it will not take me to a URL unless I type in "http://" first..
I should just be able to type in say, "sexlicense.com" and it should take me there - but NO!! I have to type the whole damn url
Does anyone know how to fix this - pleez it is driving me mad!!!!!!
Kitty HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy - my guess it the zebra bit you because Mike was pulling its tail!

Kitty - you know, people in north america look at me funny whenever I say stuff like bollocks or peckish or snog or bobs your uncle or tinnie. I must be foreign.

Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Meni, do you have any good games, the rest is negotiable ;)

The Real Mspice Society For The Protection Of Zebras

Does Ken's public company(LWSN) have a website i could look at?


mutt

pretty good voter for the Asshole of the Year election, 370 votes.

i gotta give KB props, for a guy who doesn't post here too much to poll 39 votes is pretty impressive. I figure he must be a real asshole.

mutt

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cleveland!


mutt Brought To You By The Committee To Give Away Sweet T's Money! Register Here Now To Win! It's Free!

Ed.. every dog has its day : )

I still cannot figure out why that zebra bit me : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Vote now

"You might also concider black tie to be approved by neighborhood comittee...
Serge"
------------
Let's all take a moment and reflect here -- nothing good EVER came out of a committee that I can recall...
KK comittee schmomittee

on it! Would I have to sleep at the foot of your bed or is there a cardboard box in the garage set aside for me? Would my duties include making you breakfast?
Edd
**********************
Babe- I sleep in my arm chair right here in front of my screen and I dont' eat breakfast, or any other meal I just graze.

So you could have the big bed all to yourself coz noone sleeps in that room we are too scared of the BIG spiders in there!

As long as you could run to the store and by me proteirn bars whenever i get a bit peckish - that would be alright by me!
Kitty Oprano Conetnt - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

yeah, it's being cornered lol :)

Star Come catch me!

That poor little zebra looks all confused n stuff!


Ryan AAA Adult Design

http://www.oprano.com/picture09.html

My Zebra did not sign a model release. I smell lawsuit.
Brad Shaw

Kitty - you'll be happy to know I give excellent foot massages... ;) Thanks for your most generous offer - I may have to take you up on it! Would I have to sleep at the foot of your bed or is there a cardboard box in the garage set aside for me? Would my duties include making you breakfast?
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

MSpice, you can come over and play my Xbox



if you blow me
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Edd- sure I can always do with a Dogsbody around here - someone to massage my feet, scan photos and wipe up all the cum after a hard nights shooting!!!

Still interested? i pay $5 an hour! That's pretty good considering most men want to pay ME forthe priveledge of massaging my feet! lol

I have put my caption up!

Kitty Come and work HERE...

Edd, although my caption entry may find me "sleepin with da fishes" I hope it's at least good for a laugh.


The Real Mspice I'll feed RB's Horses for an X-box

Shit, Edd, you can come work for me!
Fred

Ok, Serge - I did it! Mike and Billy are going to hate me now and I might get fired for this, but the FUN MUST GO ON AT ANYONES EXPENSE! NOTHING IS SACRED! So check out the new contest boys and girls! Get your submissions in now before certain higher ups make me pull it!
http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

I just hope I still have a job after this... Serge, If I get fired can I live in your garage? On second thought, maybe I can go to work for Kitty... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Serge, thanks for Info - I am on phone....
will be back to real life soon...

Shit it is hard to type and talk on phone at same time..
Kitty Oprano Content Board

gregtx,
sorry, but he'll insist
;-))
Serge

Blondie,
I left you message at URL you provided
;-)))

I am glad the 3r's problem been cured
;-)))
Serge

Serge, It was tooo cold for nekid picks.
I am going to go back up in the helicopter late spring when it is much warmer. Goose-bumps are not sexy, nor are chattering teeth.
Chattering teeth can be quite painful.

Cheers

Blondy here is the winner of the Microsoft X-box is....

Cyberage
isn't accepting celeb sites anymore
I submitted a Jenna Jameson site
and Jenna owns the domain
Is she going to sue herself?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)