Sabbi,
will MALE promoters EVER realize that getting nekkid, spreading legs, and sending us passwd entitles them to spam anything they want on Oprano?
;-)))

men are SO dumb.....
;-((((
Serge
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Serge... please don't give Brad any ideas... I'm camera shy and i've lost my tan... ;-)

greg
gregtx See Me Naked...

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Serge

Mspice you got mail :)

SweetT,called ,forgot time difference...doh!,catch ya monday.
Nickatilynx

Most people won't even remember the captions they made!!
**************************

Edd,
people don't rememeber who send them checks, you bet they won't rememeber who said what!
;_)))

good decission!
Serge

Serge - yeah, I think from now on I won't put the persons name next to their caption when its time to vote - I'll just keep that info to myself - then, we'll announce the winning caption and reveal who made it! Of course, you'll still be able to see people's captions when they submit them - just no names during the voting! Most people won't even remember the captions they made!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Nuclear weapons or..dirty bombs?
;-)))
Serge

I'll be back! Back with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

Evil Chris there it is !

I've seen better captions on tombstones

Shok look!!

From now on, only ANON's caps be selcted for FINALS!

that gonna put your both bots out of business
;-)))
Serge

Shok... you see... Now that you and I have screwed up the Caption Contest, poor Edd will be re-tooling it all weekend long!

But my caption still kicks your bony ass caption!

Evil Chris whooomp!

you 2 are bloody MURDERERS!!!!
;-))
Serge

my caption will kill your caption any day of the week Chris, bring it!!

Shok look!!

goddammit cant I have any secrets!!

Shok look!!

CAPTION RE-MATCH

Shok vs Evil Chris...
Friday, December 14th at 5pm Eastern...

Live from Mandalay Bay.

Evil Chris

Meni,
Donny wanted me to tell you that
The key is under the mat
but watch out for the Rottwieler.

voodooman Think you could walk a mile in Serge's Shoes?

hey, het, hey,
what's wrong with the wax????
Serge

"I played the victim and you were the evil doer...no one likes the evil doers lol "

Shok, sounds like that sexual fantasy of yours, the one with ropes and wax on your balls.
Brad Shaw

wooohooooo

Ed ignore Chris ;)

Shok look!!

OK, I see what's wrong with our contest...
"friends" vote fro people, and not for actual caps...

I have an idea how to change that....

can't wait to see the next pic!
;-)))
Serge

Congrats Shok!!! Yep looks like you have a couple more friends than our Evil one :)
RRRED Have you tried our new Remote sign-up boxes?

Edd...

See post #39368 !

:-)
Congrats Shok... :-)

Evil Chris

Meni can fluff for photoshoots. And who knows, he may make a good cabana boy around the house.
Brad Shaw

Brad, Cotton Bowl? zzzzzzzz

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Brad, why?
Serge

Boy! The http://www.oprano.com/caption.html was a neck and neck race between Shok and Evil Chris - and Shok came out ahead by 1 vote! Sorry, Chris - I checked all the votes myself and they were legit... I guess Shok just has more friends than you! ;)

Congrats SHOK! New contest on the way, people.... stay tuned!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Well come on... give me my prize already!!!!


Shok... what do you mean? EVERYONE prefers the evil-doers!

Evil Chris

Voodooman, just talked to Donny, he'll be there in an hour, I think.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni, you are a man of many talents, I can see why Jenna and Jay keep you around!


Brad Shaw

Brad, I can suck Many fine dicks.
Not just one
One night I jumped in the middle of a circle jerk
and took matters into my own hands, I mean MOUTH
14 very happy rest area travlers
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,
Forward the appropriate info to
my attorney.
I have a good defense planned
out already.
I was temp insane.

:-))


voodooman Think you could walk a mile in Serge's Shoes?

I played the victim and you were the evil doer...no one likes the evil doers lol

Shok look!!

Brad...

How dare you solicit votes like that! LOL

Evil Chris

I demand a re-count! :-))
Evil Chris

Can you back these allegations
with proof???
*********************

I surelly can...
with docket number and law suit my neighbors started

I got eviction note yesterday
;-(((
Serge

Shok... I noticed you making a run for it at the end there...
Evil Chris

I need your support!

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html

and Meni can suck one fine dick from what I hear!
Brad Shaw

I do not use the F word.

And, I especially wouldnt
use it at the top of my
lungs at a good friends
house.
Can you back these allegations
with proof???
voodooman Think you could walk a mile in Serge's Shoes?

Brad - I'd forgotten about that BOT! I thought Serge had it working double time on Hooper's IRS records...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Meni will be offering BJ's in vegas for anyone who votes for me as asshole of the year.


Thanks Meni!
Brad Shaw

Ok, thats it! The polls are closed and I'm going to tally up the votes... looks like it will be close!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

EC,
I believe you,
and so does Ed,
and so do me who voted for myself 143 times on other poll
;-)))


Serge

Edd, I smell russian ip changing hit bot;-)

Or sexual favors for votes.
Brad Shaw

Serge - I can vouch for the fact that no one "cheated" the script - the IPs are all logged and everything looks kosher.... Guess Chris just has a lot of friends!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

I just called and left Donny a voicemail.
Serge, he can't wait to see you again
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Shok, I will take your tickets. I am flying southwset from el paso, to okc, to no, to orlando, to miami.

19 hours in all!
Brad Shaw

piss on you Serge....
;-)


I encouraged people to vote for me!
I sent them to your board!

I have the most votes!!

Evil Chris

Voodoo,
I'm sure they did...especially after you used FUCK! on top of your lungs 15 times in 30 minutes
;-)))

They still recouperating from last week!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

So their pipe cleaners huh?
:-))

I got the ok from your neighbor
across the lake to camp out
on their back porch with my
camera.


voodooman Think you could walk a mile in Serge's Shoes?

thanks, Brad, I just tore up my tickets to Ft. Lauderdale

Shok look!!

Brad, they saw me WITHOUT speedo too,
which why they suggested I put the house for sale
;-((((
Serge

Edd... I tried that... every computer at Gamma has the same IP... so that didn't work. So it's safe to say that the votes are all good! :-)

Shok... God Bless America (and you too?)

Evil Chris

Porndigger have a hidden hit bot built in?
Brad Shaw

Serge has 4 girls there right now
cleaning
***********************

Voodoo,
c'mon,
you should know by now that the house is not a house if not all the knobs are polished!
;-)))
Serge

Serge, I packed a speedo. I figure they are used to seeing you in yours?
Brad Shaw

Ed, 15 votes in 30 mins IS cheating....

if you have proof that what you posted took place,
....

you know what to do
Serge

Can donny go?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge has 4 girls there right now
cleaning, As for what their cleaning,Im not sure about.

:-))

voodooman Zmaster

A Vote for me, is a vote for America!
hahaha
Shok Evil Canadians Must Be Stopped!

Serge, make sure the house is clean for my imspection.
**************************

Brad, just make sure that your FINANCIALS are ready for mine
;-)))

You might also concider black tie to be approved by neighborhood comittee...
Serge

Evil Chris -

I don't know if I'd consider running around your office and voting for yourself at every computer so it logs a different ip for each vote actually "cheating", but it is "evil".... and you ARE "Evil Chris" or at least you claim to be.... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

People are free to vote what they want!

KK voted for me I'm sure... :-)

Evil Chris

you getting more votes than me...thats cheating

Shok Evil Canadians Must Be Stopped!

Serge, make sure the house is clean for my imspection. If you need to borrow french maid outfit from shok, he can arrange to have it fed-exed before my arrival.
Brad Shaw

Shok.. what do *you* consider cheating?

;-)

Evil Chris

KK,
absolutelly!

I hope you don't mind giving me 1 hour in private with the man,
urgent business came up and we'll have to discuss it in private.

I just got the call from the doctor and he says Boca climate is not good fro my penal implant
;-(((

too much hot air makes my dick swollen
;-((((
Serge

Scorpions eh? Those evil little things creep all around my house...
KK see you tomorrow serge... ;)

What the hell's been going on? I've been smoking scorpions again.... If you didn't do the caption contest yet you'd better hurry - I'm about to change it up and announce the winner! Evil Chris is still in the lead it looks like!

I was gonna change the contest.... But I got HIGH....
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Oh damn, here he is again...
http://www.pinktits.com/tub.gif
KK see you tomorrow serge... ;)

Shok, no wonder they call him
"Nessee" at Gamma
;-)))
Serge

Brad,
they know darn well that this digger is a LIABILITY ....

sure they 'll say what I always say:

"I NEVER SEEN THIS WOMAN IN MY LIFE!"

Serge

I dont even think he's Canadian....I think he's Scottish. Here's a picture of him in a swimming pool...this proves it:
http://www.pinktits.com/chris.jpg
Shok Evil Canadians Must Be Stopped!

Evil Chris told me yesterday that Gamma was doing to disassociate itself from porndigger.

I guess time will tell.
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

But click here to vote again for your favorite asshole.......STOP SERGE!!!
***********************

hmmm...or just ask Evil Chris for a favor
;-)))
Serge

well Evil Chris is the official spokesman for http://www.porndigger.com , the Napster of Porn, so I'm sure he whole heartedly approves of stuffing ballot boxes.

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About 100 years ago when I worked for now defuct Tandy division company Computer City as a bench tech, we had printed signs next to every phone that said....

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This was because so many people had called the corporate office in Texas complaining about laughter on the other end of the phone when they called their local support number.

You can't make this stuff up :)





The Real Mspice Still time to get in on $50 Friday!

hmmm must be those hitbots.. lol
Stallion

I think Evil Chris is cheating on the caption contest....throw him out....damn Canadians!!
like 15 votes in 30 minutes...hmmm


Shok Evil Canadians Must Be Stopped!

A small but growing number of people in strife-torn Pakistan deal with their woes by smoking scorpions, according to a November Reuters dispatch from Quetta. Users dry the scorpion's stingers, grind them up, light the powder, and suck in the smoke. "When I smoke scorpion," said Ghulam Raza, "then the heroin is like nothing to me." Quetta addicts tend to hang out at a local cemetery, where outsiders will not bother them (though there is an occasional problem with enstupored persons falling into partially dug graves).
voodooman Zmaster

HAHA ...

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How goes, Stan?
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Let's speed things up :-)
Stallion

Slow day today!!!
voodooman Zmaster

Brad, I don't know about claws, but getting crabs from Joe was never a problem
;-)))
Serge

JoeE, please do. Make sure it is fully stocked with Crabs Claws!
Brad Shaw

JoeE,

haha you can send it for me.. lol j/k
Stallion

Brad, Want me to send my plane:-)))))
joee Come Join CEN,SexCheck,EmailBucks,etc TONIGHT!

JoeE, thanks!!!!!!!

unfortunatelly I can't come,
I made other arrangements.

but...I still need invite for the party at your house week from now....
(and personal assurances you won't throw me in the Intercoastal!)

am I invited?
;-)))
Serge

JoeE, you could not wait until I get into town tomorrow night? ;-(
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

JoeE

No Steak??? What about vodka???
:-))

voodooman Zmaster

Alright Sergie, All are welcome TONIGHT at The Arena Sports Bar in Lauderdale..across from Fuddruckers....Starting at 8:00PM we will party , party, party...Eat Drink and come fuck yourselves courtesy of TrafficcashGold;-))))

The usual joee fare will be served...filets, swordfish,etc.....

Thanks and Webmasters in Soucth Florida PLEASE Join us WITH SERGIE..

Late night Pig Roast on Serge;-))))
Good shabbus;-)))
joee Come Join CEN,SexCheck,EmailBucks,etc TONIGHT!

Anyone have Marc De's e-mail handy?

Appears he may not be so innovative after all;-)
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join

Serge,

Did you not learn anything
from last evenings conversation?
Nobody pays attn to Meni!
voodooman Zmaster

Greg,

No wonder you are Brad's pet employee lol
JimW SIC Cash v. 4

I would Like to bring very sad and disturbing news....
some disgruntled promoters started spreading rumors about me,
and I would like to

1) assure everybody that those rumors are NOT true

2) find Meni in Vegas and strangle him. His stupid innuendoes feed those unfounded rumors!

here is what I got:

XXXXX: why do you and I not do business together?
RusskySerge: because I am an Impotent?
XXXXX: LOL
XXXXX: not what I heard
RusskySerge: from whom????

it's all a LIE!!!!

I never seen that woman in my life!!!!!!!!!!
RusskySerge: geeze, people do ANYTHING to discredit my reputation!
;-((((

Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you sent it????

Hey.. Hanukkah begins on Monday the 10th at sunset... don't forget to send your greetings...

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gregtx See Me Naked...

I'm looking for a little bitch named "Hooper"... we have clients in need of his services once again.
Hooper is defined as a person who licks the rims of assholes for the sum of $2.00.
Many of us from .org retired... but are in need of revenue since we spent our fortunes on $5.00 Mexican whores.
I got the chance to make $20.00 since 10 of our chinese clients are in need of a good ass licking!
Hooper, if you're out there... pull that pencil cock out of your brothers asshole cause we got work for you to do!


conCerned

Frequently Asked Question of the day.

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LOL
thanks Serge sweetie;)


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Brother Grimm, "You've Got Mail"
Mspice is Dead I'll will kiss Grimm's ass for an X-box

Sabbi,
will MALE promoters EVER realize that getting nekkid, spreading legs, and sending us passwd entitles them to spam anything they want on Oprano?
;-)))

men are SO dumb.....
;-((((
Serge uh-uh! JoeE, have you sent it????

Blondy, Buttercup,
and she's outta here soon

Meni (The Golden Tongue)