dravyk, all should be working now ... try again or icq me 3422430

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

hahahahaha

Thank you Serge,

But EG V3.0 is sooooo much more ;-)))

But $50ps signup EVERYDAY is a real good start ;-))

good morning oprano.

Cybrglide EG V3.0 ..... How about $30ps and all your exit traffic back ??

I congratulate ExtremeGreen with final release of long awaited
V3!

I'm sure this will raise a few eye brows!

They just became one of the highest paying programs out there!
Serge (Version 3 is HERE!!!!!! $50 per sign up is HERE!!!)

I hooked him up with Voodooman, JoeE, MikeW
oh you mean sex or work?
hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Damn am I tired, 3hrs sleep
Cybrglide

Meni,
1) I never thought you were a clown

2) what have you done for Donny?
hooked him up with a bunch of other guys?
Serge

Serge you thought I was a clown in the PR department. But look what I've done for Donny
hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

$20K in options and taxes?
You might be mistaken
if you want, I can come over,
it would have to be an overnight stay, and me and you could look for the invoice.
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Donny's out till 7 am, hee hee
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Meni, do I hear YES?
;-)))
Serge

Meni
The sticker on a base Corvette is something like 38k, but itwas 57k with the options and by the time I paid all the taxes.

But at 45 years old and buying the Vette almost 4 years ago I could be mistaken about the actually amount, but I do seem to remember that amount.
Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

He is attractive, he use to be a UPS driver, and he nailed a few chicks on his routes.
hee hee
But he's a married man now, but what an understanding wife.
Donny's out till 7 am, hee hee

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
Donni is a very attractive guy,
and I am affraid my homosexual tendencies might take over and I just wouldn't be able to control myself
....

do you still want him do my bugs?
Serge

Just for anyone is is interested:

http://www.opranoplus.com

Well ppl I am off to sleep I had a really bad weekend - I need to sleep and dream of a world with no compuet viruses!

ciao babies!!!!!!!!
kitty

Serge if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, wouldn't you still hire Donny for pest control in South Florida?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, how did you arrive at $60K for a 98 vette?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Some things are best not discussed on a public board.


Cleo
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tell that to Ibill clients
;-))))
Serge

Kittty,
be carefull,
with all this energy burting out of you,
they might declare you
"Controlled Substance" and replace nuclear reactors rods with just your sweat
;-)))
Serge

Some things are best not discussed on a public board.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Cleo, what have they done to you, you poor dear?
Serge

April is when webmasters travel to Arizona to a yearly gathering
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Yes well I plan to do both ! (if amsterdam goes ahead) also go to New York and stay in LA for a while again too!

I need to move around a lot - I've been travelling all the time for 5 years - why stop with Brisbane?
kitty

Anyway I'm more pissed off at someone then about my car...



Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I wish I could say the same about dogs...
Zhora likes to be humped from behind by bitches and...
trys hump them...but from the wrong end!

it looks so comical, from the side it appears like he is trying get in their mouth
;-)))
Serge

It seems to work very well with my cats. They become very peaceful and affectionate and best of all they stop pissing all over the place.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

as a matter of fact, this week has proven to be very bad for motor vehicles...
Voodoo got his flat in Sarasota and couldn't make it back for our biking
;-(((
Serge

castrate?

OMG, you ARE a taking your car problem VERY seriously!
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,also so you know...

April is when webmasters travel to Arizona to a yearly gathering...
event which proven to be succesful year after year.
Serge

who took Mart for $45k and came to ravagely bitch about it
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Why did she bitch? What did she not get to castrate him also?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Kitty,
I still have as a memento tickets I got for the Amsterdam show LittleC organized in Novemeber....

Always have a back up plan what to do with no returnable tickets to Amsterdam
;-)))
Serge

Speaking of Little C - who is gonna come to the Amsterdam gathering she is helping organize that's in April???
kitty Sneak preview HERE...........

you probably see her and Mart in Vegas "working it out"
;-))
Serge

Cleo,
Claudia is also known as "LittleC",
who took Mart for $45k and came to ravagely bitch about it
;-)))

she is one of Meat's friends
;-)))
Serge

Who the fuck is Claudia???


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Yea I can use the car to run over the men, at least as soon as the men at the dealer unlock the steering wheel.
Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

So yes I'm a complete raving BITCH today.
*********************

well, at least unlike Claudia,
you can do it in proper English
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
look positive...
at least you get your priorities straight:

CAR is ALWAYS more important than men....especially around here
;-)))
Serge

Meni
That would be my 1998 PIECE OF SHIT VETTE that had the steering wheel lock Saturday night. It seems that there is a recall for just this happing.

Seems the anti theft system gets confused.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I'm up early, and I'm hungry, who has the best breakfast sandwich?
I got McD's BK dunkins on my street
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

What car is that?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I love being stuck home all weekend with a sixty thousand dollar car stuck in my driveway that only goes forward or backwards in a straight line. Also had some man earlier this weekend give his best to degrade me. So yes I'm a complete raving BITCH today.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) I wonder if I rub it all over my body I could grow fur?

Cleo, you seem to wake up on the wrong foot...

what happened?

did you do the dishes last night?
;-)))
Serge

DON KING
If there was very someone in need of a good Fucking Serge would come to my mind at the top of the list.

Rob
I don't know what is up with iBill. I switched to CCBill as my primary processor some time ago. Doing this shit with rebills is up there with people who take down a traffic trade without saying anything. All of it fucks the webmaster without any lube.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) I wonder if I rub it all over my body I could grow fur?

Colin,
can you post a "Reader's Digest" version of your story for English impared like me?
Serge

Colin,
can you please e-mail me Jonas's e-mail addy?

I would like to send him second ass hole as my b'day present,
he owes me dinner for over 2 years and I'm getting very hungry!
;-)))
Serge

Rob,
if you used Jettis,
you wouldn't have this problem
;-)))

Opranoids were warned about possible problems about 6 weeks ago.

Have a nice processing
;-)))
Serge

OK, I've been feeling left out of these "ass" conversations .. so ...

Yesterday, as I arrived at the football game, I saw this guy and he was such an asswipe, one of those assistant professor types, you know the kind? Well, the lard ass was being a smart ass. He was drunk off his ass and waving around one of those blue felt Detroit Lions banners and mooning people! That's right, showing us his fat hairy ass!
Then as we were getting out of the limo he yells "Your girl is a piece of ass!" No shit, the fat fuck with the blue felt banner and the half-eaten Snickers bar, chocolate on his fingers didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

Where are the cops I wonder? "This fatass stands out!"

Well, I was drunk already and yell back "Hey dumbass!" He looks. Good, this pain in the ass can fucking hear! So now, I'm thinking of all the fucked up shit I can do to mess up his day. Should I open my can of whup ass? Should I kick his ass? Should I take that chocolate bare and shove it up his ass? THAT would really satisfy!

"Get your ass in gear and get over here!", I yell. I decide to be a smart ass. He walks over like a tight ass, like someone has stuck a corn cob up his ass. The picture was frightening. Big bad fat blue dude waltzing on over at half speed with that half eaten Snickers. He probably forgot he was eating. Big ass; small brain. I guess. Anyway. he comes on over and I say. "Hey, man. Can you help us with this? It's important!" I say "it's important" and his knee-jerk reaction is to help! Yup! Psych 101 and I paid attention. Well, I say, man I can't lift this damned thing outta the limo, can you help? So he leans in to look and what do I see? A big fucking corn cob stickin' out of his ass. Well, I stick my foot on his fat ass, grab it with both hands and pull. I tugged and pulled for a frew minutes and you bet your ass I got that thing out; just like that mouse that helped the lion in the fairly tail. This guy was in pain and just didn't know it. The dumbass thanked me and dragged his ass back over to fat ass land and lived happily ever after I am sure. Us? We hauled ass up to the game because we were running late anyhow. I Had a great birthday, had a great game, came home got some ass and went to sleep.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Anybody know whats up with ibill?.. no recurrings for over a week now.

Something is very fishy considering its had 150 signups and not a single recurring charge.
Rob

Thanks for the wishes yesterday everyone.

A new day dawns. For me a new year dawns. "Oh, the places we'll go!"

Happy birthday to JoeE
(yesterday) and Jonas aka Stoner (today). Wherever and whatever you two are up to; always remember December of 1999!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Kitty..if you are taking all cummers. I am DON KING. When is this going to happen. We are ready to make this happen...

Hey Serge... Everyone... Kitty said that she is ready to do 1K guys with NO FLUFFERS!

Hef Out
YoungHefner Kitty in a SUPERGANGBANG???

Kitty is gettin ready to take all takers...
*****************
Sure am babe-
anyoen who wnats in on this little venture let me know!

PS- any one wanna sponsor me some lube????

kitty Sneak preview HERE...........

Nahh... Just wanted Kitty to hit the street to bring some people in...hehehe

I am DON KING... and Kitty is gettin ready to take all takers...

wanna taste? Holla at me... I will set it up!
Young Hef Smell Kitty's Kat. I have the sent here...

hey everyone - i guess young hef gor tooo bored tonight - he made some fab Kitty Wallpaper - it's avalable here:

http://setgo.com/studio/downloads.php
Only for a shot time though so hurry go get one..
I am the one on the left in the top row.
kitty

CJ, I have mail bouncing from you. Please hit me up with an alternate addy for you. dravyk at allofem dot com. Thanks!

Dravyk

Mutt,

Can you update the pick em contest..

I need to see if I can spend my $500 on something really worthwhile..

Like an Xbox!!

:)
chris/pornoman Free Live Feeds

CJ, speaking of doubles, should you ever find a woman who has two in the front and ... well, let's just say, a woman who would make slow dancing extremely popular again ... :-))))

Dravyk

LMFAO!!!
dravyk, if you ever find a man who sprouts 2 for 1, lmk :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

>>> you know that myth about 'pluck one out, 2 grow back?' well its true :-(

Mr. Lorraine Bobbitt disagrees with ya, CJ. ;-))

Dravyk All Of 'Em

I hear serge can smoke a cigarette with his ass ...
********
ughhh...maybe i should rethink this content thing... ;-)))
-----------------------------------
I'm not so sure we will ba playing BlackJack in Vegas together, if thats what you are after! ;-)
*************
you can relax, fb...you don't smoke ;-)))

MikeS

i'll remember that- i'm going to need lots of content when i launch my gay smoking fetish site ;-)))

MikeS
-------------------------

I'm not so sure we will ba playing BlackJack in Vegas together, if thats what you are after! ;-)

fatbaby

I hear serge can smoke a cigarette with his ass ...
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

MikeS,
if this makes you feel better-
I smoke after I'm done!
;-))
Serge
***********
lol serge...i'll remember that- i'm going to need lots of content when i launch my gay smoking fetish site ;-)))

MikeS

A special bonus is being launched for webmasters beginning at midnight EST tonight until midnight EST December 25th...

Every "New" Webmaster that signs up for Making Bank during that period will get a $1,000 BONUS!

After you sign up you must send me your name and account number, then you have up to 365 days to register 125 joins... how ever long (up to 365 days) it takes you to reach 125 joins, you will get a $1,000 BONUS...



TheEnforcer Earn a $1000 bonus with Making Bank!

and serge was apparently too busy sucking himself to notice it ;-))

MikeS
*********************

MikeS,
if this makes you feel better-
I smoke after I'm done!
;-))
Serge

mikeS, LOL
i thought that one slipped past :-)) --------------
cj - nope, i just wasn't home until a little while ago, and serge was apparently too busy sucking himself to notice it ;-))

MikeS

Here's a question. Do you think we should have a Pickem contest that includes the playoffs leading up to the Super Bowl or just a Super Bowl only pool?

SuperBowl Pickem will be all prop bets from Vegas, who scores the first touchdown, who fumbles first, who wins the coin toss etc etc

Looking for sponsors/prizes!
Title sponsorship even. Contact Serge.


mutt

p0rn0man is now on double secret probation.

Time is running out in the Pickem, I think it's going to be KK or Vick. Of course somebody could reel off a couple of 12 win weekends in a row but I doubt it.


mutt Graybeards Poll Here! So far it's 12-4 for people who will go gray gracefully

mikeS, LOL
i thought that one slipped past :-))


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Hell's fire! When y'all get to be my age, then you can complain! 'Course, by that time, I won't be able to hear/read it, LOL!!!
Torone

and also...
if one needs picking up a great wine-
ask KK,
her choice is Superb!

<invisible ink>
MikeAI, if she wint pick 'em and dines with us,
we'll have to sell a few buttons to CCBill just to cover the wine for the dinner!,
she is THAT good of a picker
;-)))
</invisible ink>
Serge

KK,
the pleasure was all mine!

ahhh...if I could only extract Brad's last name from Richard,
I'd say it was a PERFECT dinner!
;-)))
Serge

cleo, we broke the board with our pussied :-(
cj
*******************

I don't see how!

THIS is the PUSSIEST borad out there!
;_))
Serge

Serge --

Thanks a ton for your hospitality last nite -- great food, fantastic company, even if no one in Boca cooks ;)
KK

oh...and CJ, if you -didn't- bleed more than us, there'd be something very wrong on one side or the other... ;-))

MikeS

er ... pussies
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

peaches - the moral of -that- story is...when it comes to talking about age, you can't win ;-)

serge - yep, there's wisdom in the older demographics - the problem, which you've thankfully figured out, is that if we don't write down the pearls, we can't remember them 10 minutes later ;-))

OldFold - I'm afraid to make JohnIP my role model. It's bad enough seeing how much grey hair I'm getting, and if I grew a beard like his, I'd be terminally depressed seeing all the grey when I looked in the mirror each morning ;-))

MikeS

cleo, we broke the board with our pussied :-(
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

And on that other board
In the news today Marker turns pink...DHD awaits a greyhound full of postal psychos...In sports Cleos vette loses out to a garden snail...Then in our home and garden series Tribal redecorates ala wolfstein.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) That other board

but my ex husband loved to pic them out.
--

*SNORTING WATER ONTO KEYBOARD*

LMAO!!!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

*tosses Kleenex at Serge*

:))
*********************

I'd rather catch a few paper TOWELS!
;-))
Serge

serge, stop masturbating
cj
*************

cj, I don't masturbate, I only suck myself from time to time
;-))
Serge

I want to do a feature for purve on pussy art ... volunteers?

(serge, put your hand down)
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Waxing always gives me ingrowns, but my ex husband loved to pic them out. That is the only thing I miss about him.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

*tosses Kleenex at Serge*

:))


Lisa C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

that area actually hurts less to wax than the bikini line ...
the crack hurts but


cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

CJ, I don't think you should try Cleo's methods to achieve that bare down there look...stick to waxing...or shaving...

My dad told this story when I was a teenager, of this lady that worked in their Sydney office. She was sitting in the bath, waxing her bikini line when she accidentally dropped a big dollop of wax...dead center. This was in the very early 80's, the Brazillian wasn't even heard of, and there was no such thing as wax you washed off with warm water if you'd got it wrong.

OUCH!

Lisa C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

serge, stop masturbating
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

girls, girls,
tell us more!!!
;-))
Serge

The bald beaver wasn't that bad, but the rash, well that was something else. I did have it green for awhile, the color of money.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

LMAO!!!!

I've never tried any color adjustments down there ... the results on my 'head hair' dying attempts have been enough to make that seem too dangerous!!

that was a mighty long way of going about getting a bald beaver LOL
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

cj
I tried to go blond once and ended up with a bald beaver. Glad it was down there and not on my head.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

once I made the mistake of using a redish highlight - i had a pink hair instead of a grey one LOL
cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

CJ
That's what hair dye is for. Just be real careful where you get it, OUCH!


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I personally was ALWAYS mesmorized with the subject!
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you 'were' mesmorized by my pussy? and you aren't any more?!!


cj, it's too early for you to find out
--
I KNOW!!! and there is 2 of them, in the most obvious place right at the front!!
fuck aging gracefully, my hairdresser better fix this :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

well its true :-(

cj
***************

cj, it's too early for you to find out-
you are practically a TEEN!
;-)))
Serge

And Serge, no, I don't usually discuss CJ's pussy... :)


Lisa
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Lisa, NOTHING wrong with that!

I personally was ALWAYS mesmorized with the subject!
;-)))
Serge

lisa, you know that myth about 'pluck one out, 2 grow back?'

well its true :-(

cj (vaginator) $70 FREE signups, all day every day!!

Mutt,

Don't hate the playa!!!

See when the money was on the line.. kimmy couldnt hang!!!

Drive for show.. putt for dough!!
chris/pornoman Learn how to pick winners here..

wow I actually picked 10 right so far on the football pickem :P I'm proud of myself!
Ryan AAA Adult Design

See, I told you my moment of glory would be short-lived! LOL

And Serge, no, I don't usually discuss CJ's pussy... :)


Lisa C'mon boss, can't I spill the beans yet?!?!?!

With 2 games left, one tonight one tomorrow, three people are tied with 10 wins for Sweet T's Year End Special prize of $500.00.

LisaBeatsRick (different Lisa)
Ryan
p0rn0man (he will be disqualified once I think of a good reason)


mutt Special deal for special people here

that I was at CJ's house the day she plucked out her very first grey hair...
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I hope!!!!! you are NOT talking about her pussy again!
;-)))
Serge DON'T fuck off, moose, if you vote! ;-))