Mspice, I still got no invitation for tomorrow's Arena
;-((

<POUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
Serge

Voodoopoonanny!!!

Up to my knees in dishes.
DAMNMAN
******************

Voodoo,
you see!???

just one small truthful tag and you are IMMEDIATE hit!!!
;-))
Serge

Cleo,

This is ALL your fault.

voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

Mspice,

No problem :-))

Thanks for keeping things quiet!
:-))
voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass)
***********************

MSpice, how well exactly do you know Voodoo and what are the things he thanks you for you being quite about?
Serge

DAMNMAN,

The first thing Im washing is
this big ass carving knife.

voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

Im a cocksucking asshole, please cum to vegas and fuck me in the ass.
===================================
Serge, will your goat be there?

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

If anyone had any doubt that
Serge SHOULD be Asshole of
the year, just read my tag.

:-))
voodoo

Voodoopoonanny!!!

Up to my knees in dishes.
DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for you dish washin' ass

Im a cocksucking asshole, please
cum to vegas and fuck me in the ass.
Serge

Mspice,

No problem :-))

Thanks for keeping things quiet!
:-))
voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

Oh and as long as I'm on a roll...

Serge,

I'd like to append my application for entry to the PHB.

I didn't answer the question about the person in the biz that I'd most like to "shag", and after careful consideration, (and some Jim Beam) I have the answer ;)

LOL, nothing good is going to come of this!

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

Cleo, very keen observation, indeed!
;-)))
Serge

Thanks Dravyk, I promise I'll be larger than life in Vegas ;)

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

MSpice,

you got mail :-)
Stallion

voodooman
maybe you need to ask Serge how much NOT to give you my tag.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Meni has friends?!?! :-))))

MSpice, good to see you around. :-)

Dravyk WebmasterParty.com

Stallion,

Yea it's the holidays, so I'm longing for the "good old days".

It's kind of like this...

In the "old days" for the holidays I used to get steaks, fruit, candy, luggage, all kinds of cool stuff.

Now I'm lucky if I get a card with an invoice inside it for bandwidth charges :(

And VooDoo, thanks for the gaming tips ;) Very cool of you!

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

FYI Serge,

Dont think for one sec
that I didnt catch that
remark about selling me
Cleo's tag. Asshole!!!
voodooman Zmaster

Brad,
for $1500 and dinner for 5 I'll spoil your surprise
;_))

do you need wiring instructions?
Serge

Serge,

Put it all on my acct.
Send the paper work to
my accountant.
voodooman Zmaster

Meni doesnt have irresponsible friends, just really busy friends.
voodooman Zmaster

"KK, one of the assholes is on the secret mission in Florida...
you'll see him! "

Pornoman????
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Brad,
for $15 and a dinner I'll buy your all acumulated asshole votes...
Serge

Voodoo,
for $10 payment I'll make sure that Hooper pays for Donny!
Serge

Meni has irresponsible friends???


Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Cleo, for $10 I'll send you Voddo's number and send you Donny with pest control!

(Meni, you are required co-payment on $5 too)
Serge

Serge,

Donny has to much money, I had
to rehire my old exterminator
which I just fired.
voodooman Zmaster

What will $10 get you?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

voodooman
I've got cobwebs it's been so long, but if Serge is not up to it I may give you a call as a last resort.


Cleo
******************

Cleo, Voodoo, Meni,
Oprano is ALL about
"Making a Deal"
and here what I propose

Cleo, for $5 I'll e-mail you Voodoo's number

Voodoo, for $5 I'll sell you Cleo's tag

Meni, for $5 I'll call Donny and order pest control for Voodoo

only $5 separate you all from the happiness!
;-)))
Serge do you need a marriage counselor or you just wanna get laid?

a 4th? hmmmmm, I thought the rest of the assholes were going to be in Atlanta...
***********************

KK,
one of the assholes is on the secret mission in Florida...
you'll see him!

can you imagine 4 assholes under the same roof???

I can't believe it!
Serge

Dont worry Mspice, I am in the same spot as you.. hehehe
Stallion

no problem Mspice. How's it going? Long time no talk..
Stallion

Stallion,

Thanks for the X-box link. Now here's my request...

Will anyone who has the money to buy and X-box (and the games), and for that matter actually has the time to play the games please contact me!

I must be doing something wrong!

Bwaahhahaaa


Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

Yeah Chris, the Pope puts on one mean rock concert!! Glad to see him on tour again. :-)))))

Dravyk WebmasterParty.com

a 4th? hmmmmm, I thought the rest of the assholes were going to be in Atlanta...

Stories like that one make me glad we have to keep our doors locked 24/7 here in the office.
KK whats going on around here

Lisa sent me this today...should be from the "What are these Liberals thinking?" archives -

re : The filming of The Shawshank Redemption

The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals monitored the filming of scenes involving Brooks' crow. During the scene where he fed it a maggot, the ASPCA objected on the grounds that it was cruel to the maggot, and required that they use a maggot that had died from natural causes. One was found, and the scene was filmed.

Diamond Jim Do NOT mouseover to see what this says

Horrible what's happened in Indiana today...

on a better note, tonight John Paul Jones is opening up for King Crimson tonight in Montreal... I haven't seen them in concert in about 5 years... It's going to be great!

Evil Chris In Gamma We Trust?

Cleo,

Meni would be a Very last resort.

:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Brad,

I heard you had a skateboard ramp installed in your offices for exercise?
Stallion

Meni, I still ride my skateboard to work.


Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

Cleo
I'll nail you
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

voodooman
I've got cobwebs it's been so long, but if Serge is not up to it I may give you a call as a last resort.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Meni,

I am still alive. Waiting for you to buy me a xbox.. lol
Stallion

CB,
you have a cute daughter...
I bet she took after her mom!
;-))
Serge

Stallion buddy, how are you?
Serge, buddy, You fuckin suck
Brad, did you buy a Segway?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo, I hear Serge is available.

Cant comment on how well he
is hung, or how his stamina
is, but if its been years,
should all this really matter?
:-))

As a last resort, and an act
of pure desperation, give
me a call.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Omar is going to go down!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

CactusButt
You disappoint me. Now I will have to go looking for some asshole to have sex with.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

FYI,

anyone looking for Xbox's. Just got a email saying that they are available at KB Toys online right now.

http://www.kbtoys.com/kbsearch.html?head=XboxConsoles&skeys=PLT37%20CAT367&place=agxo&ls=vgames
Stallion

*****
CactusButt
I'm impressed, been years since I've had a good fucking, when can you stop by and how much?
*****

Ok Cleo, you called my bluff, and you won!!!!!!

Good fuckings, even for money, and even with chicks who are as "nasty" and "willing" as you, I just don't do anymore! :) BTW, my lady don't do dishes either, nor do I get to cum in her ass...but that is another story/post!

"Maybe" I did lie about an inch or two...and maybe about an hour or two, or three or four....But what is that between friends???

Sorry to "disappoint" ya...But I am doing ok with what I have, including the family I am buliding...just can't do that "fucking" around stuff no more

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/closed_canyon004.jpg

PS: Notice...lost the Gargoyles and went with Oakley....Ya like? :) Much "butchier" IMHO!
CactusButt No bullshit popups....just shop HERE for Christmas!

http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/12/06/indiana.shooting/index.html
Mike AI

Tune into cnn..

Just heard they are claiming 35 people shot at a factory in Goshen, Indiana
Stallion

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
nothing wrong with that...
we ALL lose all the excitement at the end
;-))
Serge

DAMMIT SERGE,

I was gettin all excited about
that chain letter, until
the end.

voodooman Zmaster

ATTENTION ALL OPRANO MEN!, and you , Todd
==========================


> A Real Man's Chain Letter
>
> This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other
> tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does
> not
> cost
> anything.
>
> Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are
> equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife and/or
> girlfriend
> and
> send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following
> list,and
> add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you
> will
> receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one
> you
> already
> have.
>
> At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received
> 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
>
> REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next
>
> day he received a Playboy swimsuit model.
>
> An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to
> choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.
>
> You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the
> chain, and got his own wife back again.
>
> Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below!
>
> Bill Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
>
> William Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
>
> W. J. Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
>
> William Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
>
> W Jefferson Clinton 780 3rd Ave New York, NY 10017
>
> William J Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Slick Willie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Mr. Hillary Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>

Serge

Come on! What are you folks doing all day? Lets get some more votes over at http://www.oprano.com/caption08vote.html so we can get a winner announced asap! Chop Chop, people!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

What they don't know is that FOURTH Asshole might be there as well as a "surprise guest"
***********************************

Do we get hints? Will this be a hairy asshole or a hairless asshole?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

I'm impressed, been years since I've had a good fucking, when can you stop by and how much?


Cleo
***********************

MikeAI,
I think we can add one more reason in our promotion
WHY people come to Oprano Board!
;-))))
Serge

So he is not only a asshole, but a dog as well.


Cleo
******************

Cleo,
on Saturday, I'm gonna have 2 assholes from the list at my house.

What they don't know is that FOURTH Asshole might be there as well as a "surprise guest"

I expect LOTS of butt sniffing...
;-)))
Serge

Also, I got a 12 inch dick that can pokethepussy.com for hours on end
************************

CactusButt
I'm impressed, been years since I've had a good fucking, when can you stop by and how much?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

sniff butts of other assholes
*********************************

So he is not only a asshole, but a dog as well.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Sharky, no prob.


Serge,
are you a card carrying member?
http://www.thebird.org/assholes/
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo - I am "butch"...Check out those Gargoyle sunglasses and cool cowboy hat!

Also, I got a 12 inch dick that can pokethepussy.com for hours on end, without stopping...wait a minute, that doesnt impress you does it? :)

Squashed like a bug? Yup, but she keeps me somewhat in line...Gotta love that, I need help in that department!

Serge - Thanks for the upcoming check! I will take a pic of it on my Christmas tree and post it...I am a man of my word...pure and simple!
CactusButt Shop here for XMAS! Lots of mainstream specials cause the economy is trying to "recover"!!!

Sounds like a plan Voodooman. I got your email, thanks!


sharky Webmaster Tools!

Sharky, No Problem.

Im not sure Ill make it
there myself yet, depends
on the weather since I
ride a motorcycle. :-)

voodooman Zmaster

Serge
What do assholes do for pleasure?

********************************

sniff butts of other assholes???
;-)))
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Voodooman. I gotta double check with the boss (aka wife) and make sure she didn't have anythign planned. It's Christmas time and she's got tons of christmas parties for us to go to with all the different volunteer organizations she's involved with!

lol

But it sounds like a plan to me!
sharky Webmaster Tools!

"Serge
What do assholes do for pleasure?"
**************

Im guessing here, but Id
say 'cornhole' is part of it.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge
What do assholes do for pleasure?
-------------------

cleo dont get him started:)
dantheman click

the hooters here blows, food sucks and the girls homely:( at least the beers cold

CB, good to hear it:) let me know if you need anything.


dantheman click

CactusButt
You look so butch in that pic as you are about to be squashed like a bug.

Serge
What do assholes do for pleasure?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) <--- Serge wanted to put a list of all the things that I don't do, but one board just was not big enough

I have a Hooters right across the street from my office , My personal favorite is the beer though - chicken wings are too fattening :)
GregP

CB,
you 5 cents check is leaving tomorrow....
fuck madonnas
;-))
Serge

Serge, how is it that you have
become such an asshole? Was
you born this way? Or did you
have to work on it?
****************************

Voodoo,
here is what it takes,
I got it from one of the Investment Chat boards, where everybody know my assholiness:

Hi Serge --

Nobody could ever describe you as being part of the flock. Seems like wherever you go and whatever new associations you join or establish, you always become two standard deviations away from the mean. Is that what "deviate" really means? Hah!


I hope it helps answer your questions!
;-)))
Serge

Hey gregtx,

Does this belong to you???
:-))
http://www.wittybanter.com/wbforum/Forum4/HTML/000383.html
voodooman Zmaster

voodooman - sorry, busy on Saturday...gotta clean the toliets, sweep the floors and install the shower doors for the boy's bathroom...but appreciate the offer! :)

After all, I am just another HouseBitch! :)

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/cb_housebitch.jpg

dantheman, doing fine dude, and loving my dedicated! Especially since I got another 40 gigs of transfer without an increase in price! :)

CactusButt Dont need dessert? Hows about books or movies?

You doing anything on Sat?

Wanna meet at hOOters?

voodooman Zmaster

hahaha

That is one thing Sharky would know about. That is Hooters :-)


Stallion

Don't know about hookers.. but I do know HOOTERS!

Best chicken wings on the bay area right here!
sharky Webmaster Tools!

Sharky, are the hookers better
in Tampa or Sarasota?

Serge, how is it that you have
become such an asshole? Was
you born this way? Or did you
have to work on it?
voodooman Zmaster

Serge - damn you! You 'made" me pull out the Madonna CD and listen to it! Her first is about the only one I can listen to!

I'll take the lithography by Rafaelle instead, but I figured a fake check from cotac.com for 5 cents, who made mucho bucks from me a dumbass surfer, was more a far fairer exchange...

I case you wonder who the guy you will send the check to looks like, here ya go...

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/cb_housebitch.jpg

My apologies for the bad Photoshop skills, and to whoever that pic belongs to...just thought it was really appropropaite, as I now have to go fold and put away the laundry before the wife gets home from her "real" job... :)

CactusButt You wanna some dessert? Click HERE!

i am just trying to give hope to those who have worked so hard on behalf of the other asshole candidates :)

MikeAI has a big mail list too if u wanna challenge him. So do some of the other asshole candidates.

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.htm

If You Don't Want Serge To Win You Better Haul Ass And Get Your Votes In For Your Favorite Asshole Now!!!
mutt

whatsup mike,serge and all, i chosen my ahole of the year, may the biggest asshole win:)

hey CB nice to see ya buddy, hows everything?


dantheman in case of emergency click here

That's about right Voodooman. I'm on the north end of Tampa....


sharky Webmaster Tools!

Serge has called all his favors in already!
***********************************

Mutt, whom are you taking me for????

One call to UK and I'll get 100 more vbotes, compliments of Meat and his ICQ friends
;-)))

I save those for the LAST day of voting...

just because I am a such ASSHOLE!
;-)))

(Jim, if you mention to you 6.5 mln e-mail recepients my Assholiness,
I'll appreciate it too! ;-))
Serge

Bah Humbug.

lol
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, if its raining,
can I rent the SUV?
hahaha
:-))
voodooman
**************************

sure!!!!

I find nothing wrong with you borrowing it from Shannon and Doug...
;-)))
Serge

How many children does it take to satisfy one Sally Struthers? I don't know, but seeing this big fat woman talk about starving
children just seems a bit odd.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

==================================

Of course, if she ever went over to Africa, and visited a remote village that still practices cannibalism, her fat butt could feed the village for WEEKS...

:-p~~~~~~~~~~


photo

Serge, if its raining,
can I rent the SUV?
hahaha
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Edd has the pics now!
sharky
********************

sharky,
and I have pics of Ed's collegue eating Carol Cox's pussy at one of MikeAI's parties...
so what????

;_))


Serge

Sharky, Isnt Tampa just another
hour north of Sarasota?

voodooman Zmaster

hehe yeah about about 30 minutes from me.. lol
Stallion

Cleo...cute tag!!! :))


Voltar
******************

Voltar, want one like that for yourself?
;_))
Serge

Voodooman -

Sarasota?

Heck your half way between me and Cybrglide then:-)
sharky Webmaster Tools!

If you was in bed with
both of them, then
I will GRATEFULLY
decline your offer.

voodooman Zmaster

Does the offer still stand?
:-))))
*******************

of course!!!

which chicken do you want,
BBQ or Lemon Pepper one?
Serge

Hey Sharky, Im heading up to Sarasota Fri, uhh providing the
weather is nice.
voodooman Zmaster

Serge -

I guess you will have to find out, won't you!!

Edd has the pics now!
sharky Webmaster Tools!

Cleo...cute tag!!! :))


Voltar (VNWR..where newbies learn to earn)