Hey just wanted to respond to a few questions I have been getting about the upcoming http://playerhaterball.com first off all it is INVITE only !

BUT you can get one of the few limited passes we are giving away if you fill out a little form and are lucky enough to get our attention so unless you know you are going to be invited fill out the form : )
http://playerhaterball.com/pass_request.html

And remember the asshole of the year award is going to be given out by get this.. Brads special friend this is a very special honor !! So vote now !
http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Get your PASS to the Player Haters Ball

Stallion,

Got mail #2, funny story! Not sure about the ending, but I'm a pretty good writer so maybe I can help out ;)

John IP, good to see you too brother, there really is a lot of love in this room tonight :)

PHB is going to be a blast, still haven't heard about my application.

Mspice I'm out of the coset and paying $50

Damn the Spam Bot is creative tonight!
Mike AI You have to see this!!

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Adi AddictiveCocksucking SPAM BOT

"I am not seeing ANY ODP results coming up for searches done in AOLSearch!
ALL the results appear to be inktomi results."

I have seen this happen a few times in the past. It appears to happen when they tinker with their database. I would give it a day before I get too worked up.

Monk

johnnyjo
did you ask this Q at
http://opranosearch.com ?
Serge

So after like 3 songs, she stops blowing me, we go back into the main room, she walks up to Donny, kisses him on the lips and says, "liar"
*****************************


hahahahhahahahahahaha,
Meni, it was a good story!
;-)))

Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

AOLSearch is not returning any ODP results!!

Can someone shed some light on this?

I am not seeing ANY ODP results coming up for searches done in AOLSearch!

ALL the results appear to be inktomi results.

Is this a temporary database problem or something?

johnnyjo

Spice!!...what up my man....out of the freakin closet BIG time tonight!;))
JohnIP

Serge you said "sure...because I bet YOU don't know whom they blew just before you looked at them"

that reminds me of a story...
Tampa, like 2 years ago, me and donny hit Ybor Strip at like 4 am.
I am wasted, on E and liquor, I wave a $100 bill at Summer this chick I had met on the Miami cruise months earlier. This other chick grabs me brings me into the lap dance booth, and starts blowing me. She askes me if we had any more E left. I said, "yeah at the hotel" she had asked Donny earlier and he said we were out of E.
So after like 3 songs, she stops blowing me, we go back into the main room, she walks up to Donny, kisses him on the lips and says, "liar"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

MSpice, thanks. ;)

Did anyone see Al Qaeda shooting at Geraldo tonight? Too bad they missed. ;)


Ulfie

This looks interesting,
http://www.danger.com/products.html
Check out the Flash demo



Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/closed_canyon004.jpg

cb, you have a beautiful angel there, and your very own miracle :-) She's extremely cute :-)


patteycake, get well girl :-)

cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

Mspice,

you got mail again :-)


Stallion

Ulfie,

If you can't figure it out before morning drop me an email and I'll put you in touch with the best rep they have.

Sorry I couldn't help more...

Mspice I'll clean Sweet T's data center for an X-box!

Mike,

I just checked out those hosting specials, and that is a sweet deal. (no pun intended)

Come to think of it I probably still owe Sweet T money from the last time I hosted with him back in the beginning.

Ooops, did I say that out loud?

Mspice I'll clean Sweet T's data center for an X-box!

CactusButt
Glad to hear that your daughter is doing well. Where is the pic taken of you and your son?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Mike,

Practicing or not, you're still one of the brightest guys I know :)

And on top of that, you're "house party" in Orlando a while back is still soundly at the top of my list!

Have a good one, and happy holidays to you & yours!

Mspice I don't wanna be blown by JoeE no more!

http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool

Mutt mentioned the $500 from National-Net and Sweet T for the winners... however there is another $250 bonus back out there out of my own pocket if anyone goes perfect this week.

So win up to $750 - sign up and play even if its just for the week!

http://www.natnet.com/special
Check out the specials. End of the year and T is wheeling and dealing!


Mike AI Sweet T is going crazy, year end deals on servers are the best around - get on them NOW!!

MSpice, those are kind words but I would be a terrible attorney. That is why I do not practice.

SIG is the best attorney bar none. Though he does not do much lawyering, there is no one smarter then he is, and defiantely no one works harder!


Mike AI

MSpice, I've had this account for awhile. The problem is that I can't find anywhere to go on ibill's site to change the password.


Ulfie

Serge - she is doing great, so no current worries there!

My boy however, is a Harry Potter look-alike and I haven't figured out how to cash in! Any ideas?

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/grapevine_hills004.jpg

Much thanks for the upcoming check, especially ahead of scheduled paydate, but it will cause me problems voting for next years Assholiness...

Anybody who sends me checks, those that don't bounce, ontime, (that ruled out Brad and JohnIP here), and even ahead of schedule...I will have a hard time voting as Assholiness...

Maybe you can piss in my mouth to get next year's vote? Not that you need any more votes... :)

CactusButt No witty tagline...just buy some shit online here!

MSpice,
you tired me, old goat, have it your way,
I'm out to watch TV
;-))
Serge

Ulfie,

Did you try this:

"Your username for the CMI (Commerce Management Interface
<http://cmi.ibill.com/>) is *******.

Your initial CMI password is *****, however, when you first log into the CMI you will be required to change your password for security reasons."

Mspice I'll wash Serge's car for an X-box!

But now that I have felt all the love in this room, I have an entirely new outlook on life.
********************************

don't worry, MSpice,
$4000 bill is heading your way on Dec 15th!
;-)))
Serge

sorry to hear about your little princess,
she is beautiful and I wish you all put all her heart problems behind you.
Serge

CB, I don't do fake checks, the REAL one left this afternoon, 24 hours ahead of schedule!
Serge

*****
CB,
you have a cute daughter...
I bet she took after her mom!
*****

Serge - tell me...was it the blonde hair or the lack of a moustache that tipped ya off? :) Gotta agree with ya though...she IS a cute one...

Turning five next February and already two open heart surgeries just makes her all that much cuter, no? Most docs we talked to didn't give her 5 days, much less 5 years!

My signup ratios may suck, but I am STILL lucky, AND I am going to get a fake check from cotac.com for Christmas!!!! :)

http://www.swallowmyprick.com/temp/closed_canyon004.jpg

CactusButt Flights to Vegas available here!

Evening everyone. I have a question. IBill is telling me I need to change my password on my affiliate account except I can't find where you change it. Any help would be appreciated.


Ulfie

Serge,

I came here this evening because I can't afford therapy, and was told by fellow employees today that my attitude is so bad that they don't want to work with me anymore :(

But now that I have felt all the love in this room, I have an entirely new outlook on life.

One post down, eleven to go...

Mspice Get $100 per sign up from General!

Everybody regisitered for this week's NFL Football Pickem game yet?
WHY NOT!!!

Sweet T WANTS TO PUT $500 BUCKS IN COLD HARD CASH IN YOUR CHRISTMAS STOCKING! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! JOIN THE FUCKING GAME NOW http://www.oprano.com/sportsphool
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hey, what the hell happened to my entry in the Caption Contest?
Yeah, i know, it was TOO good.

"Melts in your mouth, not in your clam!"

nobody is better then me!!!!

Hoo haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mutt

Any aspiring air guitarists out there?

http://www.omvf.net/In_English/aagc.html


Lisa Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mspice,
if you make 13 more posts,
we'll about cover all our button/banner sponsors and can start promoting Text Linkers
;-=)))
Serge

Voodoo, cum see me for Xmass dinner too!
======================================

Sure...

Serge, Voodoo, Stallion, Mike AI, Vick, Meni, Sharky, et al.

House is 3,000 sf, dining room easily seats 12 or more, one big happy family!

Mspice ...and the rest of the gays, no girls allowed!

I'll give you a good lawyer
===========================

Mike AI is the best lawyer I know that doesn't already work here.

Well okay then. In that case you can have Christmas Dinner at my house!

(Large back yard and pool for goats)

Mspice Voodoo, cum see me for Xmass dinner too!

If I lose my job over the problem with my tags
**********************

I'll give you a good lawyer and he files Sexual Harrasment law suit on your behalf!
;-))
Serge

".. let's down a couple in Vegas!"

Sounds good, this will be the first show have attended in a while
See ya there
Vick If you didn't know .... Vick is an asshole he he he

Good Night Everyone.
voodooman Zmaster

Hehe, I posted my last message before I saw your response ;)

I thought I recognized that candy bar!

I remember some goth ones you took of her as a vampire for halloween one year. I couldn't sleep for a week!

Good to see you bro, let's down a couple in Vegas!

Mspice JoeE, take your hand off my butt!

Vick,

Claudia!

Damn, maybe I'm not losing my mind!

Mspice Hey, JB, is my dick tastiest in the entire office?

Hey MSpice, good to see you around ...
Which one ... Claudia
MSpice warning
http://www.cloud9models.com/image/DC01p.JPG

Very funny story
She was born into a strict orthodox Jewish family
She left the tribe, went crazy, did Internet porn to pay for college
Went to Israel for 6 months, then went back to her family
Got married and is strict orthodox again

The caption contest photo is also her
http://www.oprano.com/caption08vote.html

It's been about 4-5 years

Vick If you didn't know .... Serge is an asshole

Serge,

If I lose my job over the problem with my tags, and have no money to buy food, can I have Christmas dinner at your house?

If I start walking now, I just might make it in time.

As RB would say, "that was so wrong it was right"

Mspice Rocki, you have nicer tits than JB!

Voodoo,
hhahahahahahaha
;-))))))

ouch!!!

hahhahaha
;_)))
Serge

ahhaha ooops,

DAMNMAN,
poshol na khui

tebya ne ebut,
ti ne podmakhivai
Khuyesos'
voodooman Zmaster

As far as my tag priveledges... Well who am I to say a self made Russian import is wrong about that one?

Mspice JoeeE, you asshole, where is Serge's Invite?
Thu, 06 Dec 2001 04:19:16 - IP: 12.27.150.184 - Post # 39149
**********************************

MSpice,
there absolutelly NOTHING wrong with your tags....
Serge

DAMNMAN
voodooman Zmaster

Serge

_________________
sure...because I bet YOU don't know whom they blew just before you looked at them
__________________________
Chances are good it wasn't Voodooman they blew.

Unless it was a cow in Oklahoma somewhere.
Shoulder deep in cow pussy he was back home. >;-))

Serge doesn't speak Russian it's all a put on and you guys are buyin' it!!!
Selling the illusion by the pound.


DAMNMAN ZMASTER where you can purchase the GAY VOODOOMAN Collection

Hey Vick!

What did you do with that little model I was in love with???

I remember when you used to post links to pics of her, and you would have to warn me first!

LOL, how long ago was that?

Mspice JB, you cocksucker! when are you sending helicopter for Serge?

Serge,

as long as they dont try to kiss
me...
voodooman Zmaster

"got madden 2002 play it 3 or 4 times a day am I a loser? "

Well, you would be a bigger loser if you masturbated to John Madden 4 or 5 times a day


Vick If you didn't know .... Serge is an asshole

Serge, Id ask you to go, but
you never did like to look
at hot chicks
************************

sure...because I bet YOU don't know whom they blew just before you looked at them
;_)))
Serge

Serge,

My "gay" comment was certainly meant in jest, but I'm not nearly as funny as I used to be.

As far as your invite, I would let you take my place, but I'm affraid they would like you more than me and I'd be out of a job. (again)

As far as my tag priveledges... Well who am I to say a self made Russian import is wrong about that one?

Mspice JoeeE, you asshole, where is Serge's Invite?

Donny just asked me if Serge was the homeless guy at JoeE's party at the Arena a few years back.
Thats when I finally met Serge, he sat at our booth, the waitress came by, we told her Serge was homeless, Serge went along with it, and the poor girl believed it.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,

We talked about going to Rachaels
so I could see Susan. :-))
But Ill mention the Booby Trap
to him as well.

Serge, Id ask you to go, but
you never did like to look
at hot chicks.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Voodooman, MAKE him take you to the Booby Trap
You will be amazed at how many chicks run up to him and give him a hug.
I was amazed and I'm the whole fuckin' show

Serge are we still renting a limo in vegas and hitting the gay brothels outside of town?
I can't wait to see get pounded by 11" of pure love. I got a coupon off the net so full service is only $300.


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Cleo,

being gay isnt bad,
Im just a lesbian with
a big clit.
:-))
Seriously though, To each
their own.
DAMNMAN could be queer as hell
and you wouldnt know it by
talkin to him. He does however
make this strange pucker
motion all the time, like
a baby sucking on a pacifier.
:-))

voodooman Zmaster

I got an xbox
off ebay, $395 with an extra controller
no games
got madden 2002
play it 3 or 4 times a day
am I a loser?
Hey I'm a legend in Manchester, NH
beat that Serge
I bet NO ONE knows you in Boca
heehehe
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

no, Sharky, you didn't...
you are the only radio show host who knows how to post CORRECT Url
;-)))
Serge

I broke the board?

:-))
sharky Webmaster Tools!

And you guys talk about being gay like it makes you a bad person or something ;)
*********************

MSpice, who does???

GAY = HAPPY!

GAY WEBMASTER = HAPPY WEBMASTER!

MSpice,
I am NOT gay just because I still got no invite to the Arena and...
this suspends your tags privilleges!

sorry....
Serge

hahaha Meni,
Nope, Im on the phone
with him now.
voodooman Zmaster

And you guys talk about being gay like it makes you a bad person or something ;)

"I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?"

Mspice I'll do all the dishes for an X-box!

here came Sharky and broke the board
;-(((

I was about to fell in love with GayZmaster...
;-))
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Did I miss something?
Voodooman, is Donny blowing you off?

Serge give me $5 every day
for 10 years


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

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2 Ls in collection DUH!!!
DAMNMAN ZMASTER where you can purchase the GAY VOODOOMAN Collection

I love you too Serge :)
Surgery scheduled for the 20th so hopefully I will be back to normal soon!

Big Hugs
PC*
PattyeCake*

Voodooman

You just don't learn.


DAMNMAN ZMASTER where you can purchase the GAY VOODOOMAN Colection

ahhh, thats better.

Well, now that everyone
has had their fun, Im
going home.

voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo, you are "un-done",
can you do the dishes NOW?
;-))
Serge

Im almost afraid to
see what I get for
a tag now.
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Cleo,

hahaha, yeah, me too.


voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass)

that idiotic tag off of
all my names, and Ill
somehow get Damnman to
suck your dick.
Deal???
*****************

deal...
;-(((

I think I am too easy....
;-(((

gimme 2 mins
;-))
Serge

voodooman
After seeing your tag I'm almost afraid to post.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Serge,

we can play this game
all night, OR, I can
offer you money, that
I dont have, so, I
propose this, you take
that idiotic tag off of
all my names, and Ill
somehow get Damnman to
suck your dick.
Deal???
voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

Cleo,

Thanks, but Im afraid to
call it, Im not sure who
I can trust anymore, and
that may be a number to
a gay hotline.
:-))
voodoo (sorry, I don't suck my wife's dick on Thursdays no more!) Zmaster

Patty Cake,

Sorry to hear you & your son aren't feeling well, and I wish you both a speedy recovery!

I can't speak for the rest of our community, but I doubt we will let you down.

I promise that my "family" will adobt at least one, and I'll get my friends in L.A. on the case also!

Put 'em up, and send or post the URL, we'll do what we can.

Happier Holidays!

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

Voodooman

There you go using the Fuck word again.


DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for your dish washin' ass

voodoo
It's 1-800-599-5425


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass) Message for Serge, paging Serge

Did someone say pictures? Lets see what I can find on my hard drive.
Serge did you wire that money into my account yet?
**********************

you fucking bitch!

you promissed me you'll erase the pics of me fucking pelican on my back yard!!!!!

is there any honesty left in adult business nowadsays?????


;-))))


Serge

Damnman, Serge,

I have just two words for
you.




FUCK OFF!!!
:-))
voodoo Zmaster

Voodooman

O.K. you're not fired, but you can't work the camera on the gay shoots anymore!!!!
DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for your dish washin' ass

Voodooman

You're fired.
DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for your dish washin' ass

hmmm, where is that fuckin
number to report sexual
harrassment in the workplace.

voodoo Zmaster

Voodooman

_______________
so thats what that little
spot is, and here I thought
that was lint on the lense.
_________________-

It wasn't so funny when you were flossing your teeth with it!!! >;-0

DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for your dish washin' ass

Voodooman

Yes, I am gay for you, I'm as queer as a football bat for you, I would like to be your wife, now get over here and suck your wife's dick....
DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for your dish washin' ass

Voodoo,
he is gay, happy, ...and he doesn't do dishes!
;-))
Serge

DAMNMAN,

so thats what that little
spot is, and here I thought
that was lint on the lense.

voodoo Zmaster

Did someone say pictures? Lets see what I can find on my hard drive. Serge did you wire that money into my account yet?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Well Serge, isnt that
the blind leading the blind?
:-))
voodoo Zmaster

Serge

_____________
DAMNMAN,
you could have get model release from Voodoo on the ride back home from the party....
________________

I'm sure I could get Voodooman to sign the release but my penis is in the pictures too! I haven't been able to teach my penis how to sign it's name as of yet......I am trying however!!!!!

DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for you dish washin' ass

DAMNMAN,

Are you publicly admitting
that your gay?
You've finally decided to
come out of the closet?

voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

Serge is just mad cause he
cant convert me.

:-)~

voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass)
************************

Voodoo,
YES, this is true...
all my attempts to bring you back into the straight community failed miserably!
;_)))
Serge

MSpice

_______________________
Serge, how many times have your heard the term "A Lady Never Tells"?

_____________________

Yes they do!!!
They tell their lawyer and the judge and the kids and they would show video footage of Voodooman doing the dishes and geting paid for it by Serge if they had it!!!

DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for you dish washin' ass

PC, get well soon, we love ya, baby!
Serge

Serge is just mad cause he
cant convert me.

:-)~

voodooman (I'll do dishes if you cum in my ass) Zmaster

DAMNMAN,
you could have get model release from Voodoo on the ride back home from the party....
;-)))
Serge

I apologize deeply for the cut and paste, but emotionally, this is just to hard to
write more than once


This message is being written with much sadness in my heart.... But I would really appericiate it if you would all take a minute and read it over..

Due to circumstances beyond my control as well as the health problems of my youngest son and myself, I will NOT be able to do the annual "Adopt a Child for Christmas Program" this year...
There are no words to express to you how this breaks my heart...

I am getting numerous e-mails asking for help this year for the children and I am just not capable of sitting by and doing nothing... SO, I am bringing this to all of you.

If you are interested in adopting a child this year, I can post the e-mails to one of my domains and let you decide if you want to help.. You can contact the person who sent the mail directly and work out any arrangements person to person...

So many of you have written to me asking to help, and I'm afraid this year, this is the best I can do...

I personally can't imagine my not being able to do the program this year, however, it is just not possible at this time for me to run it as I have in the past, at least not at this time.. and since it is already Dec. 6th time is certainly running out here for shipping deadlines via UPS US. Post and Fed Ex..

If you guys want to do it this way, please send me an e-mail and I will post the e-mails that I have received to one of my websites.

Thanks so much for taking the time to read this guys, you all mean more to me than I could ever say...

May all of the Joy, Warmth and Happiness of the Season be with you and Yours...

Biggest Hugs
PattyeCake*

PattyeCake*

MSpice, how well exactly do you know Voodoo and what are the things he thanks you for you being quite about?
=====================================

Serge, how many times have your heard the term "A Lady Never Tells"?

Mspice $50 Dollar Friday Lives!

I've got video footage of Voodooman doing dishes!!!

He wouldn't sign a model release for the other video of him and Serge after doing the dishes....>;-)))))~
DAMNMAN I've got alot of dishes and alot of Dick for you dish washin' ass