Ahh well hell, this
has all been a big
misunderstanding then.
I am an ingrate,
my deepest appologies.
Does the offer still stand?
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Quick question for guys.

A friend of mine is looking for a mailer program that can handle few 100k emails. If you know of any could you please drop me a line with details.

Thanks.


Stallion

I have a couple of chicks now. :-))))
*******************

and I invited you over and...you chickened out on the chicks!
Serge

Got my Oprano shirt today, thanks guys. That was FAST. it took a couple days to get to Canada. My GFY shirt took 2 months to get here and was several sizes too small. LOL


Gary Promote 2 hot celebrity site

HAHAHAHA.

Ok, lets look at this situation.
We started working out, I went
to OK for Thanksgiving, I came back,
Your friends show up, so you cannot work out while they are here, I ask again after they leave, you said get lost, I have a couple of chicks now. :-))))
Im just jelous, thats all.
voodooman Zmaster

Not to mention you ditched me
for some chick.

voodooman
*****************

you are INGRATE!!!!!

do you EVER check your mail???

I had to do 2! chicks because you never showed up, big fake sausage you!!!!
Serge

Asshole Voting Poll uses Cookie reset 24 hours. So keep on voting cuz your cookie has now expired! Serge has called all his favors in already! NOW'S THE TIME TO GET YOUR PEOPLE MOBILISED TO VOTE!

KEEP VOTING FOR YOUR FAVORITE ASSHOLE! http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html


mutt

Thanks, but not thanks on the Madonna offer...that pusi has probably seen waaaay to many things for me to feel comfortable putting my pecker in....unless of course she does something special with the cross and sings "Lucky Star" to me...my all time favorite Madonna song! :)
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CB,
you are one PERVE all right!!!

I was thinking about sending you a lithography of
"Madonna Litta" by Rafaelle,
but if you intend poking holes in fine art,
I'll send you 5 cents check instead!
;-)))
Serge

With the exchange rate of
26/1, Yup, you are an
asshole, Asshole.
:-))
Not to mention you ditched me
for some chick.

voodooman Zmaster

Serge I heard you are getting one to cruise around your trailer park
Meni
*******************

Meni, who the fuck leaked you the news?

Yes, I bought 3 trailer parks to shelter webmasters caught in the porno recession....

because...I AM SUCH an ASSHOLE!
;-)))
Serge

Serge - You were selling clicks, much less votes, way before I even knew what Internet Porn was about...I was a Usenet junkie...never knew back then someone could actually make money off this biz! Busted my ass, never made a cent...Ahhh...the times they have changed! :)

Tell ya what, I will take a photocopied fake check from cotac.com for 5 cents instead of my vote!

CactusButt Enterprises
P.O. Box 202342
Austin, TX 78720

If you can get it to me before Christmas, I'll even put it up as an oranament on my tree! :)

Thanks, but not thanks on the Madonna offer...that pusi has probably seen waaaay to many things for me to feel comfortable putting my pecker in....unless of course she does something special with the cross and sings "Lucky Star" to me...my all time favorite Madonna song! :)

CactusButt Cum to think of it...Fuck the kids! Buy something for yourself HERE!

You only put up 200 bucks
for the cook off between
*****************************

Voodoo,
they were not bucks...they were RUBLES!
;-))

...because I'm such an ASSHOLE!
;-))
Serge

What a sight to behold
Dean Kamen and his cronies on their Segways cruising from his building up to downtown Manchester.
With helmets, hee hee
30 to 40 clowns on their $3K-$8k scooters.
Whats the difference between the $3K and the $8K scooter? besides $5K?
Serge I heard you are getting one to cruise around your trailer park
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

Would you take Madonna
over cash?

I know I wouldnt, and speaking
of votes, half of the votes
you have recieved were from
me. Why you ask? Because I
KNOW your an asshole.
:-))))
You only put up 200 bucks
for the cook off between
Sharky and I, hell that
was the ante of one hand
of poker at Webfathers.
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

"do you have any doubt who is REAL asshole of the year?
;-)))
Serge "
-------------

I guess that would depend on how the votes are guarded -- if its by IP then all the people in my office wont be able to weigh in -- tho if they could you'd probably see a quick change in the numbers...

;-}}}
KK whats going on around here

Now, what about my 5 cents a vote? That was our deal, right? Thanks, but no thanks on your asshole and other orfices...Cash deals only!!!!
**********************************

CB,
5 cents per vote???
do you really believe they are TRUE 5 cents???

NOBODY wanted to believe that clicks I was buying were TRUE 5 cents,
and as you know,
on the net Clicks are MORE valuable than votes
;-)))

Will you take Madonna in your bed instead of cash?
Serge

Sharky sent me some good pics too!
Edd
********************

Sharky,
if this is what I think it is,
you'll be one sorry ass mothefucker by the time I'm thru with you!
;-)))
Serge

Serge - No doubt for me who the Assholiness of the Year is! Ya got my vote a few days back...I was just trying to stuff the ballot box as instructed by you...Now, what about my 5 cents a vote? That was our deal, right? Thanks, but no thanks on your asshole and other orfices...Cash deals only!!!!

Edd - Just voted for the caption contest, worked great! I liked the "father" one. No doubt some things were going to "fall thru the cracks". Happens all the time! :)

CactusButt Don't let the kids cry on Christmas! Buy Da Good shit Here!

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**********************************
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***********************************

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Mutt -

Yes, you'll need to check your file permissions - I thought I got them all, but I might have missed one or two... Go thru and make sure the permissions are set correctly. If there is still a problem, it could be a bad file - the Asshole voting problem was a bad character in the survey file - had to look thru each file manually to check all characters... not fun :(

If you have any problems you know where I am...

Serge - LOL! Sharky sent me some good pics too!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

whoops, I spoke too soon
;-))
Serge

Edd,
nice work on bringing Oprano back to live...

did you get from Mike the "zebra" shot yet?
;-)))
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

my email is down so i'm not ignoring anybody. hope it works soon, last time it was 9 fucking days.

Ed,

Opranoplus news script isn't working. Any ideas from server log what i should fix in it to make it work? File permissions?

And finally, is there a point to playing this NBA season? The Lakers are ridiculous.


mutt

Kitty: (i was the high school debating champ!)

I was the high school masterdebater:-)

peace
greg
gregtx Billy's First Amature Audition!!!!

Serge - CJ - et al. -

Sorry about the problems - There were a few files that slipped in under the radar last night, I thought I'd fixed everything but.... Anyway, the ARS Caption Contest is back up as is the Asshole Voting!

http://www.oprano.com/caption08vote.html

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholevote.html

So if you haven't voted yet, GO VOTE NOW!!! Help Pick the Best Asshole of the Year!!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) They Don't Croak!

do you have any doubt who is REAL asshole of the year?
---

I find myself filled with doubt. :-)
cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

Evil Chris you need to realise "E-mail marketing works!" and "START BUILDING YOUR DOWNLINE NOW!" for the "KEY TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!"

spanno

CB,
Cap Contest is broken too
;-(((

bullshit overflew the hard drive yesterday and Oprano was moved to a new machine...

not all CGI progies been unabled yet but...
do you have any doubt who is REAL asshole of the year?
;-)))
Serge

Nice tag Cleo! :)

Edd - FYI, looks like the vote button for caption and asshole pages are broken?


CactusButt Do your XMAS shopping HERE!

Let's see. I've had my Gamma e-mail account for all of 4 days.
I haven't submitted it ANYWHERE except to post on a handful of webmaster boards.

And I get this exciting and wonderful thing in my inbox! Wheeeee!

**********
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To remove, please send an email with "REMOVE"
in the subject line to: yuppo47@yahoo.com

or rather, to confirm your email address.....
**********

GO AWAY MLM'ers!!!!


Oh... and uh.. good morning Oprano.

Evil Chris In Gamma We Trust?

evening opranauts!

are you still undecided on who YOU want to be the 'asshole of the year'?! Our next oprano interview series "Interview with an asshole" will help you vote for the TRUEST ASSHOLE!

so far its a pretty close call between the 'creme de la creme' of assholes ...

sweetT
Brad Shaw
serge
mikeai

who am I missing? I can't load the script on the asshole page!

Is there something you want to know about the web's BIGGEST ASSHOLES? Email me a question and I'll ask your favourite asshole!

afraid to ask for fear of pissing off an asshole? You can trust me kids!!! ;-) I'll present every question anon!!

Get to know your community assholes before you vote! email me your q's - make em deep - these assholes don't scare easily!! :-)


cj (vaginator) Plug our ezines into your pay or AVS site!!

Good Morning Oprano :)


Stallion

Cleo,
"I don't recall..."
;-)))
Serge

All I was able getting last night was Todd's ASS!
*********************************

Glad to hear that you got yourself some Serge. Did he bring alone his toy collection and who was the top?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

All I was able getting last night was Todd's ASS!
*******************
That may not be such a bad thing - depending on what you do with it!
Kitty pusi cat pusi cat where have you been?

I can get pusi now...
***************************

Kitty,
you are one lucky girl!

All I was able getting last night was Todd's ASS!
;-)))
Serge

I can get pusi now...
i have been having probalems all day with the dsl connection - it seems that they haven't fixed it - all day has been touch and go - i get 404 all the time and have trouble logging into anything...
so i can't tell if it looks stuffed coz omf my connection or what..?
Kitty pusi cat pusi cat where have you been?

Kitty,
Heck, I don't even find the link to it anymore!
Torone

How many children does it take to satisfy one Sally Struthers? I don't know, but seeing this big fat woman talk about starving children just seems a bit odd.


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Alex, what are you doing in Japan again?
Serge

DK, try virtucon@virtucon.net
btw, whois is a wonderful invention :)


or you can get a date with Mike through http://www.date.com/ , check it out :))


Slavdogg

Morning!
Can soemone pass along contact info for Virtu Mike from Cyber Babes please!
TY~~


DragonKing new Jackpot recurring program! Check it!

Good evening everyone from Tokyo. Going to be over here for a few days, I a not sure if I will be able to get my mail or not... but just wanted to check it and let everyone know i [[I made it here in 1 piece. :-)

I think I saw Sally Struther's lawyer on my plane... :-)))))

Alex
RawAlex ¤¢»×°Æ¤£¤ó:-)

Ohhhhh no...

I guess we will be getting the C&D's from Salley Struthers attorneys in the mail next week.

Unless she ate them too!

HAHAHA


Mike AI You have to see this!!

personally, I think Sally Struthers has been eating a couple of those children....
************************************

I Think Its More The Fact That those Kids Wouldnt Be Starving If her Big Ass Would Stop Eating The Food Those Poor Saps Are Buyig
R3K

Don't forget Sally Struthers!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

personally, I think Sally Struthers has been eating a couple of those children....
SykkBoy make more bank

we will do an infomercial for you..
-----------------------------------
Sponsored by Nike and Kathie Lee :)


********************
Don't forget Sally Struthers!

Kitty Wanan marry a PORN STAR??? better start posting here!

kitty, I think you need a hug :)
R3K

kitty are you yelling at me?
are you angry?
let me know

****************
Meni- no I am not angry with you - I was just very tired and it came out the worng way- i HATE typing sometiems - it is too hard to get true emotions across.
It was supposed to be sarcastic!
No hard feelings!!

If you want to see what i am like when I REALLY am pissed off (not even angry yet -it takes a lot to get me going)then look at the link below
(i go off whan I'm tired lol)

oh yeah the last post is quite possibly the longets post i've ever made
(i was the high school debating champ!)
Kitty See me GO OFF....would YOU marry a PORN STAR???

Ok Pastor Mike,

we will do an infomercial for you..
-----------------------------------
Sponsored by Nike and Kathie Lee :)


Toolz

Ok Pastor Mike,

we will do an infomercial for you..
sextoyking

HAHAHA

Pastor Mike will be fine!

:-)


Mike AI You have to see this!!

Should I call you Rev. Mike now?? :)
------------------------------------
Todd it will take some time, but maybe oneday I will come to grips with the reality that not everyone can be saved.
sextoyking

Damm Mike,

just noticed, you deleted my tags? wow, that is a weak move!!!


you have gotta have a better play then that!!
sextoyking

just accept the fact, in politics we shall never agree.
________________

Todd it will take some time, but maybe oneday I will come to grips with the reality that not everyone can be saved.


Mike AI You have to see this!!

yeh mike, say what you will.

just accept the fact, in politics we shall never agree. you have your thoughts and ideas, I have my own.
sextoyking

kitty are you yelling at me?
are you angry?
let me know

"You wanna see assshole Meni?
Stop by my place right now with that smart ass comment and I will show you the TRUE meaning of asshole "
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Todd I understand you are worn out, it has been showing. Rest up.

Voting party line is pretty ignorant. Of course you have no problem hiring peopel over seas because you make more money that way. You are a typical DO AS I SAY, not DO AS AI DO Liberal.

Its ok, 90% liberals are like that. Claim support for unions, but then export jobs over seas to save a few bucks, and make bigger profits.


Mike AI The website....

Mike,

I am politics burned out ok for tonight. I always vote party line, etc.

I have np hiring ppl outside of the usa, it doesn't bother me 1 bit. and I don't see any customers complaining too much ok..
sextoyking

Kitty,

pusi.com works fine from here, on dsl

sextoyking

Todd I do not care.

I am just demonstrating that you are a typical hypocritical liberal. That or you are seeing the error of your ways and not as liberal as you used to be.

Which is it?


Mike AI The website....

moving servers after losing a hard drive is a major pain in the ass!!
Mike AI
*****************
Mike - I would say that if you lost your "hard drive" it would not equal a pain in the ass! lol :P

Torone - you're right - I get 404 for Pusi-
any tech guys know about this???


Kitty we're Ba- aaaaaaack!

See Mike,

those liberal fucks at Nike could care less!! :) LOL

wtf do you care though what I pay??


sextoyking

Wow by that reasoning if I pay some child in Asia 8xs what Nike pays them to make shoes, I would be a prince. So since these people make like $1.00 US a day, I guess if I pay them $8.00 US a day I should be patted on my back!!

Todd you are a prince amoung men!!
Mike AI The website....

Wtg Mike,

first bit of support I have gotten from you in months!! A little info though, we pay these '8' designers more then they would make as a local designer. no BS, have checked it out myself:)
------------------------------------
Though I support your efforts to export jobs to help out your bottom line. I support a global economy
sextoyking

Nah Todd, I only hire US Citizens, and pay them good wages.

Though I support your efforts to export jobs to help out your bottom line. I support a global economy.
Mike AI The website....

Yeh Mikey,

mabey you can hire that anon??
sextoyking

jozefw send me an e-mail maybe we can get you some business, and get you paid better wages.



Mike AI The website....

I guess the surfers broke the pusi board, huh?
Torone

Dang,

I step away for awhile, the board is totally dead, except for another Serge anon post... damm serge I hear you do these anon posts all the time..

don't worry about me Mike, I am A ok!!
sextoyking

Mike,
I actually liked it,
I can always use a time off
;_))
Serge

Mr. Todd you thinks yourself is so funny but you are just a stupid men who sell hard works of other peoples making erotik design and pays them nothings but pennies. you make talk about being liberal politikal person for fair distributions of the wealth but you are lier. just greedy capitalist who talk out both sides of your mouths.

is truth that your mother is lady who you make in charge of testing plastik cock and asshole plugs? that is wrong and says to all the persons of the world that you are no good fucker.

that is all for me to say until i think of some other things to say for you.

good byes

jozef - erotik designer
jozefw

I will say it again moving servers after losing a hard drive is a major pain in the ass!!


Mike AI

Thanks Edd you are a babe!
I might get some sleep soon after all (as soon as i totally redo all my site fronts that got erased during the clean out! agh!)
Kitty we're Ba- aaaaaaack!

Kitty -

Your board is back!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Serge
I'm glad its fucked
now am I an asshole?
***********************

Not as glad as I will be when I bend you over and ram your ass with my strap on!
I've been awake for 40 hours man!
Gimme a fuckin break!
First my connection went down
then i had to clen sweep my c drive and then re download and reinstall all my programs
this is 7am ...
THEN the board is down..
I want to sleep
I have to do a video today- i don't need bags under my eyes..

The boys are doing a great job at fixing it...

You wanna see assshole Meni?
Stop by my place right now with that smart ass comment and I will show you the TRUE meaning of asshole

Kitty My board is Fucked - I wish I was *sigh*

Kitty and Serge - I'm working on the issue now... just a few more minutes...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

How fat do you like them Serge?


Cleo (I don't do dishes and please don't cum in my ass)

Meni, can you help Joseph and fuck his fat wife???
Serge

i go fuck my fat wife now.
*******************************

hey, hey, buddy, you don't have to if you don't want to....

I'm sure we'll find plenty of volunteers who would do it for you!
;-)))
Serge

Serge
I'm glad its fucked
now am I an asshole?
also, I hate you
now?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard/

is fucked
;-(((

looks like some d/b problem
;-(((
Serge

thanks for you Mr. Serge from me and mine wife and childrens. i has resigned from job working for comunist bastard Mr. Todd who run erotic design sweatshop. in just some few hours since i was come here i have many job opurtunities from this boreds at Oprano.

please i ask the webmasters to not support sweat shop. to support independant people who make theres owns erotik design is better for everyones. pay fair price good price. not too much. just some enough moneys for me to have good car apartment and things for family.

why not is Mr Todd on asshole page? maybe i not understanding what asshole mean in Amerika.

it night time for sleep here now. this be first night in 20 months since i go to work for Mr Todd cock sucker that i would not work until i am passing out at 5 am in morning. i go fuck my fat wife now.

goodbye thank you
jozefw

.... our down time was not to long at all!


Mike AI
***********************

long enough for me have dinner,
wash my socks, have sex, wash condom, have more sex,
put band aid on the left arm and have sex again with the right arm...

I say it was TOO long!
Serge

VERY SMALL input from me
***************
Serge- is this in reference to the red speedos?! :P
Kitty aaaghh where did my board go?? ;)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kitty got you on that one!!!


http://playerhaterball.com was a full team effort.


Mike AI

Serge I back your policy with Todd 100%. I think he will thank us for it down the road. Seeing the mean, spiteful, hate crime inducing words he has been spreading only indicates that he is about to lose all personal control.

I guess the good news is he does not work for the post office.

A few days away he should snap back!!
Mike AI

VERY SMALL input from me
***************
Serge- is this in reference to the red speedos?! :P
Kitty aaaghh where did my board go?? ;)

Serge there are problems on the whole NET. Must be the virus going around clogging things up or something.

Oprano is up on a brand new powerful server.... our down time was not to long at all!


Mike AI

My connection sucks!!

I can't even see all buttons on the board!
;-(((
Serge

MikeAI, I feel the same way...

I'll delete him for the next 48 hours, for his own mental sake
and I'm sure he'll use this time for some nice recreational activities and come as a new born man...

EVERYBODY need time off from time to time
Serge

To clarify my point, I think if Todd spent some time away from Oprano, and more with his new GF he would be much happier. From this happiness Todd could get refreshed, and work out some of his issues. Then when he is ready to be the fence sitting, kiss up to everyone, bleeding heart liberal we have all grown to love, then he should come back to Oprano.

We will treat him like a long lost child...

Todd, take care of yourself and come back soon!


Mike AI

"Man I hate moving servers.... always a major pain in the ass!!"

Mike AI

Mike, I hate servicing movers. They are so ruff with me, I get a wicked pain in my ass. But why pay $$ when i can give my body?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Hey Serge et al,

Just wanted to let you know that the link for the PHB shot through our offices this morning like wild fire!
*********************

MSpice,
glad you liked it!

Sharky's implementation , MikeAI's idea,
VERY SMALL input from me, therefore I can't take the credit, but will gladly accept ALL C & D's on it's behalf!
;-))
Serge

Serge, I have always thought Todd was a good cookie. The past week he has been acting very strange, like he is about to have a nervous breakdown.

I have never seen him like this before. So for his mental safety, I think your idea is a sound one. I do want to attribute to the mental collapse of anyone.
Mike AI

Voodooman,
Donny said call his company
561-989-9819
954-427-6008
his cell is fucked up
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Did I miss all the excitement? Sorry I was out for a walk.... Afghanistan is nice this time of year!

Sewing the seeds of misfortune,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)

I go out for a meeting for a few hours and Serge has chased away todd, and freed his indentured servant!

*****************

Mike,
Todd bores me, I feel he has outlived his usefulness to Oprano...

will you be very upset if I chase him from here for good?
Serge

Man I hate moving servers.... always a major pain in the ass!!


Mike AI

When I start reading Colin's math posts my brain starts "spewing" out of my ears.

Need a break now.

Jesse D

test
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)