test
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Toolz, I can't get on icq at all at the moment.


Ulfie

Hey MSpice, did JoeE or JB see it?? Any reaction from them?
Mike AI

Hey Serge et al,

Just wanted to let you know that the link for the PHB shot through our offices this morning like wild fire!

I just now finally got to register, and that was nearly as funny as the flash intro.

I did the best I could on the questions, but got stuck on the "shag" one.

Oh well, I probably wasn't getting in anyway :)

(just not as cool as I used to be)

Micheael Clark Friday is $50 day

While we're talking net probs, I'm trying to install ICQ on a new comp, anyone having any connectivity problems to them today?

Toolz ARS AVS: AGE OATH

Yeah so am I from the company T1



Mike AI

Ulfie..im having problems like that also.
Moose Live Better...Work Union.. bleh

Well, at least it's not just me. Everything was working an hour ago and then was gone. Worst part is I can't reach my own sites so I can't get anything done at the moment.


Ulfie

Ulfie,

same problems here sometimes since at@t went to there own network. I called them, said they were having DNS issues.

sextoyking

Is anyone else having connectivity problems at the moment? Half the net just disappeared for me. At least I get the 404 pages a lot quicker now that I got my cable modem back.


Ulfie

sextoyking has made the biggest transformation in less then 2 weeks. He has gone from ass kisser, to ass kicker. From butt kissing, to butt kicking. will the real sextoyking please stand up, please stand up.
Buttercup

Kimmy,

that's why they call me a reformed jew:)


sextoyking

I noticed that when you registered for our party ;)
KK interesting idea.

Well everyone knows Shaw is not my last name, it is just my stage name.

I use it so much, I forget how to spell my real last name.


Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join

I heard Kimmy is actually named Natasha Beronskovitch, but what do I know? :-)))

... What's this? More webmaster boards?!?! Cool. Ever more reason for All Of 'Em. :-))) Keep them coming, folks! Hell open up a dozen, by all means. :-P

Dravyk Kickin' it in January, bay-bee!

you jew boys sure don't spell your Steins too well ;)
KK interesting idea.

Brad,

Kimmy's last name is Kosherstien:)

sextoyking

Maybe Kim's real name is not really Kim?

Like my last name of Shaw.
Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join

I go out for a meeting for a few hours and Serge has chased away todd, and freed his indentured servant! Now Oprano server is under attack.... ahhhhh

Classic Stuff.


Mike AI

Serge,

WTG, taking care of your sponsors!!
---------------------------------

Jozef,

get back to work, Or you don't get the $10.50 xmas bonus!! :)
-----------------------------------


sextoyking

I'm just too lazy to type my name Sergei ;)
KK interesting idea.

I speak fluent Russian and rusty Italian...and VERY rusty Yiddish

have you cum yet?
********************
This only works when you have me benmt over doggy, fucking my ass and you whisper it in my ear!

Oprano is dieing and you know it!
Todd stabbed it in the heart
*****************************
Oprano is a vampire - immortal , to kill it you will have to chop of it's head and burn it's body 3 times over
Kitty another day another million dollars...

Betcha L** N*** is emailing everyone on her friends email list that you haven't paid your bandwidth bills.

Still who cares.She might as well email both of them.

;)))
Nick I got your zip codes right here

Oprano is getting a bigger-faster-stronger box to run on. So please bear with us!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) They Don't Croak!
Wed, 05 Dec 2001 02:03:44 - IP: 63.100.104.9 - Post # 38876
********************************

bulshit!!!!!

this post was a calibrator and field test of new Bullshit Filters!

Oprano is dieing and you know it!

Todd stabbed it in the heart!
;-)))
Serge

hey all you Opranauts - just a quick heads up to let you know that if you have any problems posting or accessing the site in the next few hours its because we're moving things to a new server.... Oprano is getting a bigger-faster-stronger box to run on. So please bear with us!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) They Don't Croak!

"He pay me 65 cent Amerikan moneys to make erotik web design."
**************

And to think I just painted
Shannon's house for free.
voodooman Zmaster

The five day weather forecast for Afghanistan:

http://www.kliin.no/osama/pictures/outlook.jpg

;))


Nick

Where the fuck is everyone gettin' this cheap labor? I will outbid you all and pay 50 cents an hour!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Rocket Science! So what? AFRAID?!

lol @ greg
Stallion

Another announcement:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++

Oprano will go down for an hour or so...

Bullshit Tolerance filters must be re-calibrated

New Version 7.0 of Spam Bot will be complied

Bullshit Hard Drive needs expansion

sorry for inconvenience
Serge

Mita Brad...

he pay me 2 dolla a day slave layba... me so horney me love him long time.... my hand all bloody cuz he work me ova so hard..

haha
peace
greg
gregtx Brad know's what good gay content looks like!!!

1+1=2 :-)
hehehe
Stallion

Monk,

Assuming you posted 51.5 minutes after end of conversations (my best guess for last post on subject before forgetting started)

(1/2)**x = .000000025

[two extra 00's for %]

log [(1/2)**x] = log [.0000000025]

x log (1/2) = -7.6

x = -7.6/-.301 = 25.25 1/2 lives

So 51.5 minutes times 25.25 is 1300 hours = 54 days. You can rest easy on about January 28th!


Colin TGP2 Bucks/ Rocket Science!

because men who speak european languages make me Horny!
Kitty
*****************

I speak fluent Russian and rusty Italian...and VERY rusty Yiddish

have you cum yet?
;-)))
Serge

Did you know Osama has his own homepage?

http://www.kliin.no/osama/jokes.htm
Nick

I am work for Mr. Todd for 20 months. He pay me 65 cent Amerikan moneys to make erotik web design.
*******************
Maybe you can consider moving to asia - i hear Nike is now paying sweatshop worker $1 an hour..

Maybe if you are very luck you can work at MCmurders mor $3 hour

Oh i forgot - you are over 18 - you must be under 18 to work for Mcmurders so that they can fire you on your birthday to save the wage rise!

Tell you what- I need a dogsbody to do scanning and massage my feet - massage my shoulders all day..
i'll pay you $5per hour- that is my special bonus rate just for you - because men who speak european languages make me Horny!
Kitty another day another million dollars...

KK,
I am not sure, but I think you can expand your name to
KiKi!
;-)))
Serge

I don't think he's quite sure how to spell his name either...
KK
*****************

are you?????

if YOU knew how to spell your name-
would you use it instead the easy to rememebr initials????
;-))))
Serge

I fucking knew it!

You found a Joke Site!

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

you are overpaid in my book!


Brad Shaw
*********************

...and this is what happens to foreign workers not covered by Union benefits!

Fight for your rights, Jozepf and change your last name to..
Stalin!
Serge

Jozef,

I'll give you 75 cents for erotik web site.




Jesse D

i am not chinese vietnam man. I am hard work Tzech man.

i no how to spell my name in right way but you no jozef is name for many mens in my country. jozef68 email was being owned by another man with same name so i change to josef68. this is very simple thing.

please i must go make more erotik design for slave wage now.

Mr. Todd please do not make more threat to me. i am serios. this not funny.
jozefw

jozef wczyknizsk, you are overpaid in my book!


Brad Shaw S.I.C. Cash V.4, 50 sites, $40 per join

Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.





;)
Nick

"hahahaha i think josef is from Viet Nam


Slavdogg "
----------------

I don't think he's quite sure how to spell his name either...
KK interesting idea.

..and smaller Bullshit Tolerance Filters
;-)))
Serge

Tim,
I think we need bigger Bullshit Hard Drive
;-)))
Serge

hahahaha i think josef is from Viet Nam


Slavdogg

Serge....

We are secretly waiting for supercomputer time, so that we can compile the latest version of the bullshit filters! From the best that I can tell the piss filters
are operating at full stream!
tim Oprano's Behind the Scene Tech Guy

Attention Oprano Sponsors
============================

starting January,
you'll now have an option for placing your ads on ALL Oprano domained properties

That includes:

http://opranoplus.com/
http://opranosearch.com/
http://opranoplus.com/askcolin/
http://opranocontent.com/
http://oprano.com/tgp2/

John will contact everybody via e-mail.

Eat your heart out, Todd!
;-)))

Serge

hello friend

My name are jozef wczyknizsk. i am marry man with 4 childrens lives in europe. I am work for Mr. Todd for 20 months. He pay me 65 cent Amerikan moneys to make erotik web design. He is not nice man i am tell you this. Sometime I not get pade for design. i am work 24 hour in the day and can not afford to go buy some toy for my kids or nice thing for wife. But I have no other ways. Mr. Todd pay me 100 Amerikan dollar for erotik paying site design he charge the customer 1000 dollar. This not fair but I am just worker. I not like Mr. Todd he is making slave work here in my country. it is not right. if u can see my work you will like and maybe you can kontact me to make erotik design for you at fair price not like Mr. Todd. I must goes now, my finger are blister and bleeds from all the work he gives me this months.


josef68@pragnet.cz

i am see you for now

jozef w

Monk,
do you need cuff notes?
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Kitty,
Your internal clock is faster than mine. :o)
************
Not bad considerign I've been awake all night it is now 7am!

I thought my DSL connection had gone down again!
I shouted "FUCK! i JUST got it back online!!!!"
LOL
Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!

shit, now all I can recall is "lieing, something, something commie bastard." HELP!!!

Kitty,
Your internal clock is faster than mine. :o)

Monk

Tim,
with all this "Todd Brand Bullshit"
we should recalibrate
Bullshit OparnO Filters

I think the shit overflow just hung the CPU
;-(((

damn!

Who could have thought Oprano is not capable of processing the medium grade BULLSHIT???
Serge

Sorry about that gang - had a slight little interrupt when the server rebooted - we now return to our regularly scheduled pissing.... and if you haven't done so, you should go VOTE at http://www.oprano.com/caption.html
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) They DON'T croak!

can you calculate at what point I will only remember .0000025% of that conversation?
***********************

What conversation??? :P
Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!

"I think we will all remember this day, a new day in the community!!"

I just finished reading it and I forget half of it already. That's one helluva half-life.

Colin, can you calculate at what point I will only remember .0000025% of that conversation?


Monk

server rebooted....

-Tim

tim

I can't beleive how opportunistic some people are...

I used the term ONCE on this board no more than 1 hour a go and....

it already makes somebody money!

http://mentalmidgets.com
;-0)))
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

KB,
it's too bad that Yiddish is a dieing language
;-(((

it's a very powerful one to make fun of idiots and their toys
;-)))

Glad you liked the cartoons,
don't you think they made me older than my great grand father?

it pisses me off!
;-)))
Serge

courtesy of the "Yiddish" board

""Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.""

;)))


Nick

or "Gay Drerd arein and bok Bagels"

Translated is " Go to hell and bake bagels"

I always loved Yiddish, about as much as Serge calling me FREDDY!

LOve the Player hater cartoon BTW-

Very well done :-))

My receding hairline is sculpted perfectly.
KB

Serge, in Yiddis there is an old
saying I am quite proficient at

"Gay Cocken Affen Yom!"



KB

"no, it's more like an Yiddish"
************

Im well versed in Yiddish,
and I dont recognize it.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge,

I think we will all remember this day, a new day in the community!!
sextoyking
***********************

you THINK????????

they do that in Oregon??????????????

c'mon, don't lie at Oprano!
;-)))

YOU personally gonna rememeber the day in the begining of NEXT week.

please rememebr I said that when Tuesday morning comes
;-))))
Serge

my checkbook is itching today:)
**************
I am all ears to a man with an open cheque book - that's not to say that I gaurantee anything in return Wuahahaha >:)

Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!

lol! is that Hebrew?

hahahaha it doesn't sound good!
KB
*************************

no, it's more like an Yiddish!
;-)))
Serge

Colin,
;))

Nick

I am looking for some teen panty content for a client. They are looking for still galleries for license/sale, and also MPEG video of the same nature.

My site : http://www.sexcontents.com
or try:
http://www.ampcontent.com/

For stil Pics

Videos I don't knwo who has them - but you should post this question HERE: http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard

and i'm sure one of the content providers there can help you!

Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!

unless somebody wants to offer me a few million !
**********************

That's my girl!!!!!

just stay away from "typoed" millions
;-))))
Serge

Todd -
He was French premier utilising an earlier quote by Francois Guisot (1787-1874)

I got it from the quotations discussion board. hahahahaha

icq is totally fecked here.But Ant has his "ears on" ;)
Nick

Well outa here guys and gals.

Serge,

I think we will all remember this day, a new day in the community!!
sextoyking

kadohas my tohas, for Todd and his crocus...

lol! is that Hebrew?

hahahaha it doesn't sound good!
KB

I will have to look that person up.
*******************************

he's been DEAD for 72 years....

you'd spend better time looking at your check book to prevent 15 milion dollars "typos"
;-))))
Serge

don't listen to serge. we will host your boards for free if you wish, won't cost you 1 dime:)
****************


Kitty,
DON'T LISTEN TO SERGE!!!

I'll go SILENT on your belly button!
;-))))
Serge

Kitty,

I see what you mean. good page there for different url's. mabey you should put up some buttons or banners.

we will have to chat, my checkbook is itching today:)
sextoyking

"Not to be a socialist at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head."

"Proof of want of head." My mind doesn't interpret this correctly. I had to re-read it 4 times before I translated correctly from porn.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Nick,

interesting quote, I will have to look that person up. never heard of him before..

please hit me on icq when you have a second.
sextoyking

We need more boards like I need more crocked ideas. ;)
**************
don't listen to serge. we will host your boards for free if you wish, won't cost you 1 dime:)
****************

Guys - it's NOT a board!!!!
Take a look at the link- it's just a LIST of boards- They open in frames I use it all the time - it's my homepage- so i don't waste time typing addys.

It was just a shitty tool for my use then it became part of sexlicence- now so many ppl are using it - I figure why not make it look nice and stick some buttons etc on it??

BTW- I don't wanna do anymore boards! Do you know how many ppl I have everyday who want me to run boards for them?
I already have to run oprano content and sexpaper - that's enough for me...unless somebody wants to offer me a few million ! heehe

when will I ever get time to build my sites and get Kittycash.net up and running??
-

Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!

Todd,


Georges Clemenceau (1841-1929):

"Not to be a socialist at twenty is proof of want of heart; to be one at thirty is proof of want of head."

Nick

Tits are "4 *MY* eyes only"
********************************

Colin,
I won't look...I'll only squeeze a little!
;-)))

I believe in "hands on" experience!
;-)))
Serge

Good Day All,

I am looking for some teen panty content for a client. They are looking for still galleries for license/sale, and also MPEG video of the same nature.

Let me know if you know of anyone who can help me out here.


jhen Let Larry Flynt sign your Check

Can *I* get Guatemalan employees for ten cents per day? I'm willing to pay 15.
Colin TGP2 Bucks!

Mike,

thanks for your concearn, it's good to know you look out for me!!!

nah, all the employees I am sure will be in north america, doing that just for you:)
sextoyking

crocked or crooked?

:P
Colin TGP2 Bucks!

Todd I think you are spending too much time here, you should be working on your new project. Maybe you can find some employees in Guatamala to work for you for 10 cents a day.


Mike AI

Serge, no prescription. These ones are illegal.

Tits are "4 *MY* eyes only" (except the people that she flashed at Vegas party.
Colin TGP2 Bucks + 4 Free Bucks! GREAT COMBO!

Kitty,

don't listen to serge. we will host your boards for free if you wish, won't cost you 1 dime:)
sextoyking

No, Todd,
I called you Captain Blai!

...and what's going to be your Reply?
;-))))

shit, I can do poetry in English too!
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Post 38803. Heh. And double heh.

Whats up, Nick?!
Colin TGP2 Bucks + 4 Free Bucks! GREAT COMBO!

Kitty,
""thinking about doing something sililar to THIS ""

Please think again. ;))

We need more boards like I need more crocked ideas. ;)
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Colin,
are you a fucking doctor to prescribe me pills????

I won't buy drink for you, but rather check your missus tits!
;-)))
Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

SexToyKing. Drink? Who needs a drink? Got "chill" pills? OK, ok, call them "Drinks" if you wish. Either way, Amanda and I are in for the drink.

(Thanks Stallion for "Vitamins")
Colin Check out the Oprano TGP2 Board!

Serge calling me a commie, I fucking love it!!! calling the x kettle black I suppose
sextoyking

Todd,
I am sorry if you never read "Mutany on Bounty" and word Pitckern means nothign to you...
;-(((

go lead them, Captain Blai,
;-)))

and take all your commie bastrads of a sponsors persuasion with you!


Serge (OZ 'Porno Mafia', The New Generation!)

Nothing like a good humpday pissing match. :p




Blondy

Always happy to do biz with ScottPB :)

Probably lost his email in all the spam I get,Serge. ;))

Nick

Colin,

I would gladly buy you and the mrs a drink anytime:)
sextoyking

I own Domain names:

www.webmasterboards.net &
www.pornboards.net

thinking about doing something sililar to THIS (my personal little 'board hopper' page) with them :

http://www.sexlicence.com/members/tools/boards/index.html

but with buttons/banners etc..

Kitty Just when the world needed another board liek a hole in the head....Oprano Content Board !!!!