Hey Serge,

This is Michael, Jeff Goldsteins Cousin. Jeff asked me to get a hold of you to discuss some possible new opportunities.
Michael
*******************

oh shit, is it about making more money again?????

fuck!

"when I thought it was over,
they just pull me back"
;-((((
Serge

Serge
AS long as its not vibrating
and has a white powder on
it, go ahead use it, or I mean
open it.

:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, you home now? I called
but you failed to answer.

voodooman
*********************

yeah, I was out, got notice from post office that I have a package to pick up and it's make vibrating noises....

I'm affraid to open it...
;-)))
Serge

Jesus, you down with OPP?
Colin TGP2 Bucks. System of an Up

Serge,

Youve never done what before?
Kept your tits from being
fondled, or actually said
NO to someone trying to
fondle them?
voodooman
*******************

Voodoo,
I trust that you'll teach me BOTH!
;-)))
Serge

ahh yes, the bro, forgot about that.

:-))

Serge, you home now? I called
but you failed to answer.

voodooman Zmaster

This is Jesus, Jehovah's son, my father asked me to get in touch witth you regarding the afterlife.
Jesus
*******************

Dear Jesus,
whatta I know about afterlife???

I only know that one should use netpon...errr, condoms to prevent bringing more goims into THIS life
;-)))
Serge

*mental note don't click on any link serge posts that's related with hooper.
Star
******************

ok, ok, I won't post any more links...
;-(((

I'll just sit and wait quitely 'till Hooper launches
http://conversionSHIKSA.com
Serge

voodooman

or the "bro"
Jesus

Hey Serge

This is Jesus, Jehovah's son, my father asked me to get in touch witth you regarding the afterlife.
Jesus

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Drestin, isn't it great getting back to simple games with the ability to suck you in so deep!!
I'm stuck still at the bulldozer :-(
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Serge,

Youve never done what before?
Kept your tits from being
fondled, or actually said
NO to someone trying to
fondle them?
voodooman Zmaster

Star,

That will definately make you loose your breakfest..


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Serge,

Id recommend the MANziere. :-))

If you didnt see this one
episode of Seinfeld, you
wont get it.

Or, take laughing gas to
the fight with you, he'll
be to busy laughing to grab
your tits.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Hey Serge,

This is Michael, Jeff Goldsteins Cousin. Jeff asked me to get a hold of you to discuss some possible new opportunities.
Michael

look what I found in the fire house!

http://ww3.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sexaid&pnum=ERO042

anybody wanna become a "fireman"?
;-))
Serge
Wed, 28 Nov 2001 08:22:29 - IP: 172.137.245.236 - Post # 37075
***********************************

Thanks for the link Serge! I've been wondering what to get MikeAI for christmas! Perhaps I can get Todd to send us a Case for the whole office to deny ever using! ;)

Perhaps I'll get Kitty to pick one out special.... ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer) this sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!

Awww yuck, I shouldn't have clicked on the URL so early in the work day, now i'll have that mental pic lingering! hahaha

Then again I should have known!
*mental note don't click on any link serge posts that's related with hooper.
Star Go For It!

Voodoo,
you trained me for a wrong fight!

I'll feel like a bloke who brings gun to the KNIVES fight!

I need your help quick!

How can I protect my tits from fondling????
I never done it before
;-(((
Serge

Meanwhile....

Vegas shapes like an interesting show!

RB,
I think you missed your chance and now I'll be indesposed
;-(((



********************************

I'm gonna kick your ass when i see you Serge, that was over the line.
Hooper
*******************
I'll be seeing you with Zhora,
and he is Hooper trained
http://www.boneprone4life.com

I like your wig, BTW!

I arrive on 5th, leaving on 9th,
you have 4 days to kick my ass,
GO FOR IT,
I grant you permission.

Don't forget to drink some for courage...
and NO TITS grabbing!,
pretend you are a man for once
;-)))
*********************************
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

Ahhhhh, thats just sick.

http://www.pusi.com/smilies/puke.gif
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo, there is nothing to be affraid of...
it's just
http://www.boneprone4life.com

Hooper look alike doll with a wig!

EVERYBODY's favorit!
;_))
Serge

hmmm, Im afraid to ask what that
is.

voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
wouldn't you be happier with Jesse's favorit?
Serge

Serge, No thanks

You can get me a REAL DOLL for
xmas though.
:-))

At least that way I wont be spending
20 bucks for a lap dance. :-))
voodooman Zmaster

look what I found in the fire house!

http://ww3.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view.html?a=sexaid&pnum=ERO042

anybody wanna become a "fireman"?
;-))
Serge

Where can you get sweetlips for
40 bucks?
:-)
*********************

Elementary, Watson, from
http://www.sextoys.com
;-)))

you can even get black light bulb shaped like penis there!

want some?
;-))
Serge

CJ, what a way to waste my morning. Those games use to keep me busy for hours and hours on my VIC-20.

Drestin

Serge

Where can you get sweetlips for
40 bucks?
:-)
voodooman Zmaster

rtanweb, he'd rather kill me than see me piss $1000 a day on food!
;-)))
Serge

Voodooman, thats a BAD diet, bad on many disturbing levels :)

G'night gents!
rtanweb

Moose alternatives: Reindeer, Elk, Caribou, Venison,Bear, Antelope,
Lion, Kangaroo, Zebra, Llama,
Alligator,Guinea hen,
Squab, Duck alternatives: goose
Beaver, Racoon, Turtle, Rattlesnake
Monkfish, Oreo dory, Sweetlips,
Swordfish, Wahoo, Shark,
Wild turkey, Wild boar,
Whitefish (salmon),Halibut,
Scrod (cod),Turbot


all of the above doesn't exceed $40 per plate, most are about $25

you are not even in the ball park
;-(((
Serge

Voodoo,
http://www.pusi.com/smilies/puke.gif

;-(((
Serge

rtanweb,
and how much should I allocate for the shrink to cure me from one huge jet lag and associated disorders????

Thanks for not suggesting
Rice Afgani Style
;-))))
Serge

"can you make me menu for a month without repeating yourself to blow $1000 a day?"
*****************************
Moose alternatives: Reindeer, Elk, Caribou, Venison,Bear, Antelope,
Lion, Kangaroo, Zebra, Llama,
Alligator,Guinea hen,
Squab, Duck alternatives: goose
Beaver, Racoon, Turtle, Rattlesnake
Monkfish, Oreo dory, Sweetlips,
Swordfish, Wahoo, Shark,
Wild turkey, Wild boar,
Whitefish (salmon),Halibut,
Scrod (cod),Turbot

Buy all of these, that should
get you started. :-))))

voodooman Zmaster

Serge
Wed, 28 Nov 2001
...can you make me menu for a month without repeating yourself to blow $1000 a day?...

Thats easy :)
1 day - Borsch in Ukraine
2 day - Duck Rice in Pekin
3 day - Pizza in Milan
4 day - Lamb Chops in Melbourne
5 day - "Frankfurters" in Germany

So on, so forth - pick a country, and off you go :)

P.S. now that i have taught you how to spend $1000 a day on food, can you teach me to make that much?
Cheers!

rtanweb

Serge,

;))))))))))))))))

;)))))))))))))))

You get doubles laughs for that...

Jesse D got programming?

you gotta love Philly. It's the town where at an Eagles game they brought out Santa Claus onto the field and the crowd quickly improvised and began making iceballs and beaning Ol Saint Nick.

Here's an excerpt from a story about a theater showing Harry Potter

"Auspitz says that moments later the woman completed her striptease, unzipping the suit to her
waist and pulling it off to expose a white, lacy bra. Then she started dancing around.

At this point, says Auspitz, her tirade got louder. Parents began pulling their children away.

"Tell your boyfriend to fuck you because all you need is some dick," she said to a woman who
seemed to be with her. "You need some dick."

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mutt

Hi,

Anyone know of a good programme for incest (sister) related traffic?

Thanks!
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Jesse, you didn't recognise me just because it's Hooper wearing wig!
Serge

CJ - Sorry to say have not see HGTTG on DVD ;-(

But I do have my towel and am ready


Vick Zaphod Beeblebrox - President of the galaxy - or he was - would use this program ;-)

I would show you how to spend
money and how to have fun doing
it. :-))
*********************

Voodoo,
ok,
it ain't as easy as one might think.

here is a simple task to prove you wrong...

Food is my passion, as you know...

can you make me menu for a month without repeating yourself to blow $1000 a day?

give me a buzz some time today, let's go over other things
Serge

That's MR. boyyyyy to you BoneChoker! 8^)

bpj We collect SO much money for ExtremeGreen, that they should RAISE payouts! ;-)))

Serge,

http://www.boneprone4life.com

That is F**KED up. I didn't even recognize you. I had to look extra close.

Jesse D got programming?

42!!!!!!!


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Jesse D got programming?

mornin Oprano! ;-)
---------------------

back up boyyyyyyyy

;-))
Cybrglide

"spending money is not as much fun as making them?
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Serge, I told you before that
I would show you how to spend
money and how to have fun doing
it. :-))

BTW, what happend to my wake up
call this a.m.? I didnt get to
bed till 5am, so I slept right
through the alarm again.

voodooman Zmaster

mornin Oprano! ;-)
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so long, and thanks for all the fish!
*************
DON"T PANIC








...42
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can't wait to see how he does it :-)
**********************************

me too!

but...he is ScottPB,
he CAN do it!
Serge

vick, I KNEW there had to be some other fans out there!!

do you know if the tv shows are available on dvd? i'd love to get the boxed set and watch them all again. I've just ordered all of the books which i don't have in individual copies :-)

so long, and thanks for all the fish!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

LOL

watch out kids, your about to be shown how its done :-)

serge, i think you might be right - can't wait to see how he does it :-)

I bet he misses the ibill listen's meetings :-))) ask him to tell you what he gets up to!!! LOL

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

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Thanks CJ for the blast from the past
Had a Vic20 and played games like that
Then my brother had a TI and we wrote games like that

See you at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe
Put .01 in a bank account now and you'll be able to pay for your dinner at Milliways

Vick So long and thanks for all the fish

cj, for some strange reason,
spending money is not as much fun as making them
;-)))

...at least for some who got them
;-))
Serge

cj, seems to me like Scott is bored to death and it's a good thing!

I'll make a bold prediction:
he'll be BACK! in the saddle
;-)))
Serge

serge, i'm glad you finally caught up with one another :-)
send him my regards - I hope he is enjoying his life now that he's not working as hard :-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

THIS is the funiest thing i have seen all year:

http://tyr.marietta.edu/%7Eclanht/ho/f4/triumph-dogshow.mpeg


I just saw it now- and came to this board only to see Serge posted the boneprone initiation!

Fits well!
Kitty Come and SPAM my board = Recieve a free Kick in the NUTS!

morn, cj,
ScottPB get in touch and covered 3 years in 1 e-mail...
;-)))

now it's my turn
;_))
Serge

mornin mutt :-)

colin, i'm stuck on the part after where he lies down in front of the bulldozer .... any hints?

mornin serge!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Jesse,
does he look like a real man to you?

http://www.boneprone4life.com
Serge

Jesse,
Thanks, but I like my ALL beards the way they are!
;-)))
Serge

Hey Serge,

If you can get a wax on that hairy ass of yours then you are A REAL MAN! OOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHH!



Jesse D got programming?

Jesse,

it's not just you- there's not many ppl that recognise me by face anymore!
Kitty post HERE and you're in draw to win content from SOBE GIRL!!

Jesse,
real man do not wax and do not eat quiche!
;-)))
Serge

Colin, I heard the song, I don't like it.
I like Serge's cover of "Let's play hide the snake"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Serge,

I forgot to wax... or was that you?


Jesse D got programming?

Jesse, this hairy butt looks familiar...
;-)))
Serge

Kitty,

I thought I recognized you...


http://www.sexcontents.com/content/models/kitty/fetish/secretary/sample.html

Jesse D got programming?

Anyone else Marilyn Manson version of 80's hit "Tainted Love"?
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Better than 1:20 Raw. $1/ free signup. No deductions!

Mutt, maybe he just was drunk and as Hooper says,
when you are drunk, nothing counts
;-0))
Serge

Well, I didn't like his from the first moment I heard his voice and saw stupid expression on his face....he reminds me of Hooper
Serge

yeah Serge, he was arrested years ago in jerking off into the back of somebody's head in a Florida porn theater. It destroyed his career.

He was just getting his career back lately I think. This is much worse. Story says they found Polaroids of little boys.


mutt

Mutt, AGAIN??????

wasn't he in hot waters in Florida before?
Serge

Celebrity creep Paul "PeeWee Herman" Ruebens in deep doodoo. Subject of kiddy porn investigation.

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Cj,

Adventure! I played that when it came out.
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Mornin' cj :)

Serge has slept in it would seem. Was his barbque party last night?


mutt

i think the spam bot missed that one because of the intelligent stringing together of sentences ... i'm inspired!!
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mutt

This tidbit made me feel better.

"Analysts who doubt bin Laden has a nuclear bomb don't think al-Qaida has the skill to develop such weapons. Plans for an atomic bomb found in Kabul, reported recently by the British press, appear to have been an old spoof from a humor journal that al-Qaida may have mistaken for genuine diagrams."

Sept 11 tragic as it was may have been a blessing in diguise. It took something of that scale to wake up the world that religious nutcases like bin Laden mean business and need to be dealt with.




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lucky you caught that slip up!! :-))

Yes, I looked at the pool tables ... there was more men than i could handle :-)))


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I remember being about 9 and my uncle showing me the game - we've come so far!!


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that did'nt read well...I didn't mean that you were georgeous because of the rum :))
smithy

oh yes .....I remember now :)
you were so georgeous that I was struck dumb :) the rum might have something to do with it as well...did you look at the pool table next to the dance floor?
smithy

smithy, my sister and I went shopping in the city - we park in the carpark across from aurora's. she had to pee so we went to the bathroom's at aurora's :-)))

so, we were the 2 girls with shopping bags that walked past :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

LMAO VooMan

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Amber Get high on the new thing

Jim,

If they call that the Canyons now, wait till you get out there and tear up those fairways..

You play with Jim and you would swear he is using a shovel!!

The greenskeepers in Newport Beach miss you Jim!!




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yep??
-----
What time did you get there?
What time did you leave?
I was on the table next to the duo!
smithy

cj, were you there???
--

yep!!
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Tony,

City Council is gonna be tough, I'm sure I'll run into Senator Webb who'll let me know
"Your people will never understand, you act like you own the place but you're just our guests out here."
But there are some depressed areas in the downtown vicinity that could use a little renaming, I drove down Martin Luther King Blvd, and as Chris Rock says... I didn't see any peace and harmony on MLK.


Toolz Age Oath: Highest AVS Payouts Around

Toolz....nice! How does it feel knowing that I will soon be helping to keep your taxes low? Once you get elected to the City Council at least try to get a road named after me or something, ok?? :-)

Jim....VooMan keeps promising to start a new "self help group" called DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia).

--T


SweetT NatNet...or is it NetNat?

Jim,

Well ya know it continues across the street into Canyon Creek CC but that's a private course and they said I wasn't allowed to bring anymore riff raff around.

Toolz Age Oath, Highest Paying AVS Around

Toolz, I'll be there 1/5 thru 1/10. Short trip. I'm sure we can find a few more. KK, MikeFold, are you listening?


Ulfie

Jim, Hi are ya how?

about I no idea have you're talking what...


VooMan NationalNet

That looks pretty small to be Toolz' backyard...

Jack and Coke through the nose Miami moment - Vooman doing the dyslexic game show host in the limo bus... LMAO!

Diamond Jim To recur...or not to recur....that is the question

Ulfie,

I'll figure out a day that will work for us, grab a couple more and make it a foursome, are you coming into town early?


Toolz Age Oath: The Highest Paying AVS Product Around

Toolz, I'm there, name the date and time. Any day but Sunday the 6th, I have a date with the Steelers and Browns. ;)


Ulfie

KB,

What about the cocky secret agent in MI and MI2? Of course there was the one Kubrick film, hard to say if he was cocky in that one though.


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