Toolz,

Yeah, I do miss being on the boards like I used to. Hopefully I'll get out more.... :-)


VooMan NationalNet

Voo,

I just figured Uncle Tony had you strapped to that desk, your apperances are so infrequent these days :)


Toolz Age Oath: The Highest Paying AVS Product Around

Hey Toolz!

What? I can't come out and post once in a while? Okay, a looong while... ;-)

Paulie: Lunch is ready, I gotta wash my hands...

Silvio: You just washed your hands.

Paulie: Then I tied my shoes...

Don't get me started. haha


VooMan NationalNet

"Rainman......what did Tom Cruise play in that? Oh yeah....cocky young
car dealer brother of Rainman....not to be confused with cocky young sports agent in Jerry Maguire.....or cocky young military lawyer in A Few Good Men.....or cocky young bartender in Cocktail.......which shouldn't be confused with his breakthrough role as cocky young stock car driver in Days of THunder nor cocky young fighter pilot in Top Gun..... forgot cocky young pool player in Color of Money.....

he's cocky but he ain't so young anymore. "

Mutt you are forgetting the COCKY Frank Mackey from Magnolia....

Tom Cruise at his cocky best as a Malechauvinist pig!


KB

Ulfie,

You guys wanna play in my backyard this year?

http://www.tpc.com/daily/the_canyons/index.html

Toolz Age Oath: The Highest Paying AVS Product Around

Ah shit,

Who let VooRAINman out of the closet?

You go on one road trip with him... and he get's you thrown out of all the casino's for counting cards.
Toolz Age Oath: The Highest Paying AVS Product Around

Porndaddy needs that money to pay his greens fees. Maybe he'll actually show up to play golf in Vegas if he gets it. ;)


Ulfie

No comment! HAHAHAHA
RRRED Wegcash

RRRed I heard PD needs the cash more then you! haha ;-)


Mike AI Free content to help make you money!

cj, were you there???
smithy

Vick just send me Porndaddys check. He doesn't mind I swear :)
RRRED Wegcash

smithy, which good looking guy at the pool tables at auroras were you last week?
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

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not even I like that pic :(

smithy

Anyways, I want to go to where there is sunshine...any suggestions?
Tonda I don't do Gay but Greg does!
Tue, 27 Nov 2001 09:15:09 - IP: 208.188.62.106 - Post # 36816
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Tonda, This week down under has swapped between 90 degree days and thunder storms and rain. Once the rain settles down we'll have a good 4 months of steaming hot sunshine!!! only 20 hours in a plane!!!

:-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Hey - someone forgot to tell me that!!!
am I the only one who enjoys doing this?:

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____________________


I am available Kitty! :-)



Mike AI Free content to help make you money!

That is how sex is for all women.
***************

Hey - someone forgot to tell me that!!!
am I the only one who enjoys doing this?:

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Nbritte - I will be in the US in December - I arrive on Xmas day!
Nice present for a lucky soemone huh?! ;)

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Meni...how unusual ;-)
you should have bet on the Pats sunday....


MikeS

SCott,
when you get e-mail
subject : you putz ;-)

it is from me
;-)))

Guy, cj, thanks everybody for finding Scott 50 miles deep in neutral waters
';-))
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

Hey Kitty when you comming to the US to model for me
Nbritte Sexsync

I was wondering how you jerk off a guy?

Response 1 - One hand should be wrapped around the penis (preferably moist from your saliva) and slide up and down the entire length of it. The other hand should have at least one finger inserted into the rectum (preferably moist from your saliva).

2 - Grab his penis tightly. I mean a HARD grip. Then yank wildly as hard as you possibly can at full force until he cums.

3 - Grab his peepee with both hands and twist it violently until it looks like a corkscrew. Let it go and watch it spin, and watch him groan in pleasure.


Jesse D slap me and call me sally

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Even in times like this Democrats want to foul things up.


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Kitty,

How about - "Ignore it. That is how sex is for all women. It is
constant pain, for the rest of your life. And you can thank Eve for that."

;))



Jesse D slap me and call me sally

My boyfriend and I have been having sex regularly for 3 months. It
still really really hurts me and he has to be sooo careful,
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Yeah - well tell him to get his cock outta yo' ass!!!!!!
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Here is a great Q & A from a site:

Question:
My boyfriend and I have been having sex regularly for 3 months. It
still really really hurts me and he has to be sooo careful, it even
hurts for days afterwards. What should i do?

signed: XXX

Answer:

Every night before bed, squeeze a Nerf football into your vagina.
After a week or two, you'll be fully stretched and ready for sex.
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That would have been my advice too...



Jesse D slap me and call me sally

hahaha..

You are pretty busy over there, so maybe you should schedule some time in your calendar for some sex from your wife.. :-)

Hope everyone at National-Net is doing good.
Stallion Domain Name Systems

yeah Vick, there are plenty more cocky young roles for Cruise. I'm just waiting for the role of his lifetime where he plays cocky young in the closet Hollywood hearthrob.

Flynt vs Playboy!

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mutt

Peaches...DSL and 3 phone lines in the Mountains? Thats almost sacreligious ain't it??? :-)

*****************************

Yup - it's called "being able to pay the mortgage and college tuition bill (which is twice as much as the mortgage!)" :)



Saturday night we drove up to Cohutta Lodge, 27 miles STRAIGHT UP HILL, in the rain, with a low cloud cover and fog....but the food was worth it and NO WAIT! :-) If you have not eaten there you need to!

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LOL! That must have been the "family trip to the mountains" tour! We went on Friday!! We never made it to the lodge, but had plans to! We hiked in Ft. Mtn. State Park most of the time - same low clouds, rainy (COLD!) weather. I've never eaten at Cohutta - I'll try to get there soon :) I drive that road a lot - it's the fastest way home if I'm coming from 75 :)


Peaches

KimmyKim,

I do like the "Tommy" lines from Goodfellas, but I prefer the Paulie Walnuts dissertation on why he's gotta wash his hands after touching his shoelaces. HAHAHA


VooMan NationalNet

Mutt - You forgot Cruise as the Cocky Vampire Lestat


Porn Daddy (or anyone that knows Porn Daddy) please email me at Vick AT cloud9models DOT com so I can send your winnings from the Oprano football pool

Thanks
Vick 254 toothpicks

If we can get Voo and Grimm on the Tommy lines...

that was too funny
KK gotta love that serge... ;)

I get my boxer shorts at kmart
400 oak street

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Charlie Babbitt

Rainman......what did Tom Cruise play in that? Oh yeah....cocky young
car dealer brother of Rainman....not to be confused with cocky young sports agent in Jerry Maguire.....or cocky young military lawyer in A Few Good Men.....or cocky young bartender in Cocktail.......which shouldn't be confused with his breakthrough role as cocky young stock car driver in Days of THunder nor cocky young fighter pilot in Top Gun..... forgot cocky young pool player in Color of Money.....

he's cocky but he ain't so young anymore.




mutt

>don't bother, I'll leave you mine, they are just slightly used
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Excellent! I will clean out a space in the "locked closet" just for them :-)


Stallion....Another one??? You Stud Muffin, you....jeez, I am still waiting to have sex again and my kid will be 2 in a couple of weeks!!! :-)

Peaches...DSL and 3 phone lines in the Mountains? Thats almost sacreligious ain't it??? :-) Saturday night we drove up to Cohutta Lodge, 27 miles STRAIGHT UP HILL, in the rain, with a low cloud cover and fog....but the food was worth it and NO WAIT! :-) If you have not eaten there you need to!

--T


SweetT We have a BIG tank!

SweetT,

Mine was great. Matthew is doing good, he is getting bigger.

The wife is pregnant with another one on the way :) Due around June 12th...
Stallion Domain Name Systems

I'm a very excellent driver
Drive- Drive slow in the driveway on Monday's
Only on M-M-Monday's
Never on Sunday
Dustin Hoffman

UH OHHH!

Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally 453-0896 yeah....

Serious Injury List: August 5th, Charlie Babbit squeazed and pulled and hurt my neck...

Yeah, definitely 6:11 pm. Time to go home and watch Wapner...

;-)


VooMan NationalNet

Serge, I got a message you were looking for me. I've been on a boat catching marlin for a while, 50 miles to sea and 400 km from the nearest town, so I've been offline.

Shoot me an e, or phone on +61 405 314 201 :-)
ScottPB

Peaches...

Revolver or Semi Auto?


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

It's 4 here Voo... I think Wapners' on.

;-}}
KK gotta love that serge... ;)

Tony, this is IDEAL!!!!place!!!!

I LOVE it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as for Todd's 6 pack-
don't bother, I'll leave you mine, they are just slightly used
;-)))
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

NO PC, No phone, No Cell Coverage (PCS), No Beeper Coverage, No nothing. Kind of nice :-)

**********************

And if anyone starts going nuts, you can drive down the road a few miles - I have DSL and 3 phone lines :) But alas, no PCS coverage :( But I'm getting a Cingular prepaid phone for when the tree falls on my phone and power lines ;)

And I have a generator for when the power goes out, but don't forget, ya'll also gave me advice on which gun to buy.........;)

Peaches

Luck nothing!

We're counting cards... yeah... definitely counting cards....

:-)


VooMan NationalNet

Stallion...It was great, dude...thanks for asking! How are you bro?? Since we are talking about little ones how is yours?

OK...a little VooMan love here...if anyone needs a Satellite Dish installed then VooMan is definitely the man to call. He licked his thumb and held it in the air, then he picked up some grass and dropped it and pointed to the sky and tightened the dish on the pole and we had a 97% signal strength. At this point, I would pay him to install another one just to see if he can be that lucky twice!!! If he is, I am taking him to Vegas to be my Rainman!! :-)

Serge....NO PC, No phone, No Cell Coverage (PCS), No Beeper Coverage, No nothing. Kind of nice :-) Should I order a six pack from Todd just to keep at the cabin for all of my invited guests??? :-)


--T


SweetT We have a BIG tank!

T I have the gas tank behind the guest house. It is not underground. I do have a barn though - does that count any??


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Tony, thanks!

I might take you on your offer one day...I hope cabin comes with no PC!
;-)))
as for ladies....Todd sent me blow up 6 pack,
I never leave home without them!
;-)))
Serge

Good recovery there, T ;)

My carpet cleaner told me to be SURE not to tell anyone that I was single AND I had a job - he said adding that to the fact that I have all my teeth would make me too desirable for all the local men ;)


Peaches

Speaking of which, Serge, any word from JoeE? :-))
***********************

he sent me his number, but without extension...
I called and left message with his girl to call me back...if he finds my number in the rollodex.

if he finds it-
we'll see, if not,
I'll wait for his call next week when Brad, KK and Shok are in town
;-)))

I'm not gonna lose my sleep over it
;-)))
Serge

Speaking of satellite dishes...

SweetT, why don't you tell everyone about the genius who put up your dish? ;-)


VooMan NationalNet

Mike...Does your tank have a car on blocks nearby??? or is that just a Georgia thang?? :-)

Atlanta will be a blast...good food, nice ladies, and some football from a skybox....is there anything else in life better than that? Of course, seeing the Falcons make the playoffs would top it off :-)

Shok....My wife said "ass" the other day and Jake repeated it and I laughed so hard I almost wrecked....not at the fact that he said it, but at the fact it was HER and not ME that screwed up!!! That's like a "get out of jail free" card!!! :-)

Fold...Thanks, dude....just trying to keep up with the Strongsville elite, my man! :-)

Serge...Thanks, my friend...anytime you would like to spend a few days in COMPLETE serenity let me know and it's yours!! It comes complete with a big jacuzzi with a view...of course, if you want nice ladies to join you then you must bring them yourself as the North Georgia Mountain Women leave a little to be desired....most of them have six teeth, and three of them are in their pocket!!!!

Note: Peaches is a North Georgia Mountain transplant and does not fall into this category :-) (as SweetT covers his ass :-)


--T




SweetT We have a BIG tank!

How's it going SweetT?

Long time no talk.

Hope you and your family had a Great Thanksgiving.
Stallion Domain Name Systems

um Peaches, I thought your sites had no content???

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I wish :( Damn DMOZ!!!!!


Peaches

Haha - you amateur parents! Just blame EVERYTHING on the babysitters!

My son thought "Shithead" was a term of endearment until he was in his teens ;))



Peaches

T,

Serge is having a bar-b-que this sat. HE is buying the steaks, and Im cooking them.

Speaking of which, Serge, any word from JoeE? :-))
voodooman We Dont Discriminate, We Shoot Anyone!

I DID, I DID! Once ;) It was on a picture I bought as content for one of my sites - that counts, doesn't it??!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

um Peaches, I thought your sites had no content??? or was this for "personal" use??
;)))
SykkBoy new things happening over here

FerrellGas, not sure how big it is...it sits on cinder blocks in the front yard right beside the 1976 Mustang GT (also on cinder blocks) LOL!!!

*********************

FerrellGas is who I have too - in fact, I deal with the store right around the corner from you :) The guy I bought the house from said they are the fairest, so you should be OK. Mine's in the back yard, but I do have the satellite dish in the front yard ;))

I wonder if those cinder blocks last forever.....hehehe


Peaches

I know what you mean Shok. SweetT's little guy is now repeating everything he hears, and there's no way in hell he's going to hear anything bad come out of my mouth.... It's tough though. ;-)


VooMan NationalNet

HAHAHA T we have something else in common. FerrelGas supplies my house with gas as well. I bought my tank, but they had to recently stop by and fill it up. I think mine is about 350 gallons as well.

Winter was coming up so I had to top it off....
Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

that's a nice cabinm BTW!

http://www.jakemorgan.com/cabin/images/cabin026.jpg
Serge

T, dude...
looking good there bro
((o;


DanielBooneFold Do All PHD's Look Like Her?

Twins are great, getting big, almost walking. Learning new words everyday. Trying to censor myself is hard though, I dont want them to talk like truckers :)

Shok Wegcash

Well guys, since the Saints are sucking - the attention in Atlanta has shifted from football, to the beautiful young southern ladies...

of course seeing you guys as well! :-)) haha


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Who did you rent it from? Mine was full when I moved in, so I don't know what propane is selling for :( How big is it?
=================================

FerrellGas, not sure how big it is...it sits on cinder blocks in the front yard right beside the 1976 Mustang GT (also on cinder blocks) LOL!!!

--------------

MikeAI...I am not sure exactly...I keep getting expense reports from VooMan and Matt (my Tom Hayden) but they keep telling me that it will be another week. I think they are just getting the girls prepared for your trip next week!!! :-)

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voodooman....you feed your pets Steak??? Damn, the content business must really be doing well for you! :-)


--T




SweetT We have a BIG tank!

Hey MikeAI, you'll have to ask SweetT directly. Matt and I are too tired to do any more searching. haha

Shokadellic, how you doing dude? How are the twins????


VooMan NationalNet

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and call it
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Serge

oh peaches, like you have ever seen a penis lol

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I DID, I DID! Once ;) It was on a picture I bought as content for one of my sites - that counts, doesn't it??!!


Peaches

Blondie,
that was 6th!!! time!!!!

MarcDe, if you can afford Blondie,
I'm sure you can afford new "lowered" Oprano's rate
;_))))
Serge

oh peaches, like you have ever seen a penis lol

Shok vooman kills homeless people

"Yes, but you are using it to cook hamburgers for Zhora on the back deck"
______________________

My steaks have been called alot
of things, but NEVER a hamburger.
:-))))
voodooman We Dont Discriminate, We Shoot Anyone!

do you know that this is the 5th! time you couldn't spell your URL here?
*******************
Darn it one to many r's :(


Blondy Go PUCK yourself :)

Serge. you are a rusky you must like hockey.?

Cheers
Blondy Go PUCK yourself :)
********************************

Blondy. you are a blond you must be stupid?

do you know that this is the 5th! time you couldn't spell your URL here?

no wonder your radio show is emtier than my fridge,
if you can't spam yourself, who can?

MarcDeforest,
how much are you paying for this circus?

RB is laughing his ass off
;-)))

Cheers!

Serge

VooMan - T, how has the search for classy establishments with wayward women been going in HotLanta??


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

I knew some penis talk would coax Vooman out of his cave :)

Shok vooman kills homeless people

Did I get taken advantage of???

*********************

LOL, T - I've never known ANYONE with a big ol' propane tank! I thought it was the septic tank :))

Who did you rent it from? Mine was full when I moved in, so I don't know what propane is selling for :( How big is it?
Peaches

Us Jews say, "It's not the size of your pen....it's how you sign your name"

I sign mine with an exclamation mark!
KB Herbalo.com

Serge....

Yes, but you are using it to cook hamburgers for Zhora on the back deck....those 4 gallons would only last a couple of days trying to heat this:

http://www.jakemorgan.com/cabin/images/cabin026.jpg
===========================

Tonda....Walk nasty for the love master, baby.... :-)


--T





SweetT We have a BIG tank!

Hy did everyone get thier picks in for the Hockey game tonight?

Serge. you are a rusky you must like hockey.?

Cheers
Blondy Go PUCK yourself :)

Hey --T,

$600 for a tank that size is about right... :-(

Now what's all this about size doesn't matter? I joined the Get Hung program for nothing? What am I going to do with all these custom made pants???? haha

Andrew


VooMan NationalNet

Peaches that was a good one!

Anthony...some but not all Jewish men use that saying too!

Shok can hit your G Spot, your H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O , P Spot. Ahh hell baby he can through the whole damn alphabet!


Tonda Shok is hiding under my desk licking my toes as we speak!

Tony,
I paid $12 for a 4 gallons tank

good thing about it is it lasts about 2-3 years
;-)))
Serge

Peaches...

I just setup a tank for the cabin and was SHOCKED when I got the invoice. I thought that the majority of the people who had propane tanks in Georgia were Trailer Park types (no offense to anyone, since most of my family grew up in trailers)...so imagine my shock to get my first invoice for $700 to set up the tank (including first years tank rental of $49) and another $600 to fill it up!!! All of my redneck Aunts and Uncles combined could not have afforeded that much even if you included the money they made on the side doing Cock Fights. Did I get taken advantage of???


--T


SweetT We have a BIG tank!

"Men appeared to be more sexually active than women, claiming a frequency of 102 times a year against 91." Hmmmmmmm.

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Males lie to increase the amount of sex they have to look studly and women lie to decrease the amount to so they don't look slutty. I bet women get more than men :)

A friend of mine and her boyfriend were each putting in $1 every time they had sex, to spend on a vacation. She was SO excited that they had $131 after just a few months. I didn't have the heart to ask her why it wasn't an even # ;)

Peaches

Actually for us Southern Gentleman, the saying goes....

"It's not how deep you plow....
it's how long you stay in the field!"


--T

SweetT We are in the field 24/7

It isn't the size of your boat is the motion of the ocean?

------
Well if that motion of the ocean cant reach the g-spot then huston we have a problem!!

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um, I thought the saying was:
"It's not the size of the pencil, but how you sign your name"
SykkBoy new surprises :)

sergey...its the age dude
((o;

WornOutFold
********************

I know...
"some women age gracefully and some...just age"

(--Kitty)

;-)))
Serge

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011127/hl/sexual_1.html
USA! USA! USA!

"Men appeared to be more sexually active than women, claiming a frequency of 102 times a year against 91." Hmmmmmmm.


Colin TGP2 Bucks. Better than 1:20 Raw. $1/ free signup. No deductions!

It isn't the size of your boat is the motion of the ocean?
=================================

It's a favorite saying among us Asians.

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

sergey...its the age dude
((o;

WornOutFold Do All PHD's Look Like Her?

Ok Peaches -

You are suppose to be a soccer mom!

Don't you remember the old saying...

It isn't the size of your boat is the motion of the ocean?


Tonda Shok has a big pee pee!

TV Fold - you do!

your mind plays tricks on you
;-)))
Serge

Peaches, why do you think Shok is called SHOK???

it's SHOCKING when he pulls it out
;-))
Serge

ok...who's screwing with the php cookies??
LOL

TVFold FoxNews Babes

wow....mikey likes it
who was the babe PhD on Cavuto?

TVFold http://www.maxcash.com

Serge, if size mattered to Tonda, do you REALLY think she'd be considering SHOK??!! :)

(I'm going to pay for that one, I just know it.......)


Peaches

you must have a small tank ;)
*********************************

Peaches, that and dick
;-(((

even Tonda doesn't want me for heating purposes
;-(((
Serge

Mike, I sent you bill for $12..

************************

Damn, Serge, you must have a small tank ;) I've got a 330 gallon propane tank and if I could fill it to the rim for $12, I'd be the happiest girl in the mountains :)

I WANT to get a 1000 gallon underground tank......a girl can dream, can't she??!!

Peaches

Some interesting numbers realting to sex.....

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011127/hl/sexual_1.html



Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Shit! is it over?!

From netscape front page:

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Colin TGP2 Bucks for President!

Meni,

You don't need a new camera. Don't waste your money. I'll come on out and shoot Katie with mine!

Somebody was talking about an Olympus E-10 the other day. I think it goes for a little over 1k.

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