Like the old saying goes, you learn
something new everyday.

voodooman We Dont Discriminate, We Shoot Anyone!

OK boys, real question
I think need a new digital camera
My sony mavica cd1000 is GONE, missing, stolen
I wanna shoot Katie,
maybe build a site
sell some content
Whats a good camera to buy?
I'm broke too
so nothing over 2k
Meni (The Golden Tongue) Katie

Voodoo,
my soviet passport under article Nationality
had...Jewish.

NOBODY called me Russian (or belarussian) when I was nn USSR, and they know better!
;-))
Serge

Ahh, I stand corrected, I should have said, they dont discriminate against Belaruskies.

:-))
my mistake.
voodooman We Dont Discriminate, We Shoot Anyone!

http://www.ntv.com.tr/modules/interactive/video/afganistan.wmv

Some crazy war footage from Afganistan.
Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

hey this is cool. I can post sound files now sorta.

Check this one out. Italians love this bit. It's by Joe Rogan the host of Fear Factor.

http://www.opranoplus.com/rogan.html


mutt

Colin,
Did the poll indicate what percentage would vote for a Black Women Homosexual Atheist .... with long hair?


Vick I'm an atheist .... Swear to God on it

Vick,

Being an atheist is the most important political discriminated against group. According to Gallup poll, being an atheist is still "the most discriminated-against characteristic of the eight tested in the research," according to the latest Gallup poll asking who
people would vote for for U.S. President. Only 49 percent would vote for an atheist, while 59 percent would vote for a homosexual, 92 percent would vote for a black, and 95 percent would vote for a woman.
Colin TGP2 Bucks for President!

At least they dont
discriminate against
Russians.

voodooman
***********************

Voodoo, YES, they do!

There is not a single Russian in there!

you KNOW the difference!
;_)))
Serge

There you go trying make me be kinky again!

Ask Todd he knows...
Tonda
*********************

Todd, in your professional expereince, is Tonda better equipped to play with man or with herself?
Serge

Anthony ....
Just makes me an even smaller minority
Sub group of all long hairs
Not to be confused with folic challenged

;-)

p.s. Wait until I extend it to oversized proboscis and over 40

Vick Our $ making is not based on length of hair and we give up cigarettes for esspresso

Serge,
At least they dont
discriminate against
Russians.

voodooman We Dont Discriminate, We Shoot Anyone!

There you go trying make me be kinky again!

Ask Todd he knows...
Tonda Good Ass right here...

Todd wants to cuddle with me because he knows what is in my nightstand drawer!
Tonda
******************

what's there??

his and hers????

which are YOUR favorites?
;-))
Serge

Vick,

You are telling me that since you are White, but have long hair, it doesn't count?

What came over me, I must have been inhaling something fierce to not notice your long hair and how that would affect you being anthing other than white.

=o)
Anthony

Damn IT Serge!

I go to lunch come back and your already pickin on my sex toy provider.

- There you asked for it:)

Todd wants to cuddle with me because he knows what is in my nightstand drawer!
Tonda Good Ass right here...

Wait a second ....
There is a <fucking> male Caucasian longhair on the Asshole list
Which (even though I don't have the numbers to support it) is a smaller minority than any mentioned
and did not exist in the southern USA in the 1960's
So put that in your good ol boys network and smoke it

;-)~
Vick Our $ making is not based on length of hair and we give up cigaretts for esspresso

Anthony,
I even called Emperor Ashoke from Toronto, CANADA.

obviously
http://isjustanasshole.com is NOT run by "equal opportunity" assholes and does NOT represent broad sector of webmastering population
;-((((
Serge

Can you tell Al, I said Hello.

Been awhile since I spoke with that Hell Raiser.


Anthony

It's a crying shame.

I thought better of these ppl.

Now I know better.

Sure, they tell you, "You're in the Old Boy Network, now!"

Truly sad. =o/

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Anthony,
as much as some people love to brag about "political correctness" killing this country,
when it comes to THEM,
they are not much better!

look at this ass hole list!?

no blacks, no spanish, no asians, no indians, few jews, few wasps, and only ONE woman!

Billy, shame on you!

I'm calling Al Sharpton NOW!

fuck this discrimination!
Serge

Todd, I have no idea....

you like cuddle, and I like taking things slow....
;-)))
Serge

What does the Asshole list and the South Circa 1960's have in common?

<Sigh>
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge,

don't they have dsl or cable where your at??

sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

mutt
;-)))))

I got fun even on my AOL connection
;-))
Serge

hahaha mutt, I love that song.


voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
I don't piss with people...


I piss with scum, hoopers, cockholsters, shit eaters, piss drinkers and fully covered by
Triad & Hell Insurance Co.
;-)))
Serge

Hey i felt bad Sweet T wasn't in the animated gif at http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.htm

so i made a bigger new one
Flash is a bitch but at least i figured out how to do sound.
Does this page stream ok for you? Prolly need a fast connection.

http://www.opranoplus.com/aholes.htm


mutt something here........not sure what..........

With all the people Serge pisses off, Im suprised his car doesnt have level VI armor. :-))
voodooman Zmaster

Note to self, read small print!!

well if it can't take a 7.62 round, fuck that truck!!!
sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

Mike, I am one of a few who DOES go to the bottom of the article and small print
;-)))
Serge

HAHA yeah Serge at bottom on the articel it mentions there are some flaws to the truck. IT cannot handle any round higher the .44 magnum. Which means almsot any rifle can penetrate it.

Might not be good for Afgansitan, but I would sure feel same in New Orleans.

:-)


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

MikeAI, are you running for Kiwanis?

But at least one NAC claim wouldn't hold up, Murphy said. If SmarTruck is going to be used for a presidential motorcade, it's going to be the president of a corporation or Kiwanis Club, not the president of the United States.
Serge

MikeAI,

I seen that truck in the new
issue of Maxim, very cool indeed.
voodooman Zmaster

MikeAi,

That is definately one badass truck.. :)
Stallion Domain Name Systems

Serge,

as the old saying goes,
"I Am what I eat" :))
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Todd, you are a big pusi you!
sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

bitchy and kinky is fine,
******************************

sounds like a drunk Hooper
;-)))
Serge

but love to cuddle with them:))
*****************************

Todd, you are a big pusi you!
;-)))
Serge

Mike,

bad ass rig there, if it can take a hit by a 7.62 round and keep going, pretty darn good!!!
sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

Serge,

I like the sweet kind of gals, bitchy and kinky is fine, but love to cuddle with them:))
sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

Tonda,

Yeh couldn't belive that, but I think fletch looked him up online, and he did used to be on the cowboys..

well if you come to portland sometime, you will be in sextoy heaven!!!!:)
sextoyking Our Designers Love this Content!!

I think I found the perfect truck for me!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,39349,00.html
Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

I know Serge is:)
*************************

only if you call Todd a lier for calling you "sweet"

can you show your bitchy side to perk up my interest?
Serge

Serge,

I don't drink much anymore either, mabey 2 drinks a month if that, sometimes more at conventions. Used to be a hard drinker in the army, had to have a full case every day. glad those days are long gone!!
sextoyking

Todd -

No ones pickin on me...we are trying to decide who should have the honor of keeping me warm on this cold day in Dallas!

Are you interested? I know Serge is:)

Yeah the drunk guy at the Trop was pretty funny but hey he was a Dallas Cowboy player.


Tonda Good Ass right here...

Todd,
I don't drink
;-(((
Serge

Serge,

don't look a gift mouth in the horse:) LOL

All I saw of tonda is that she is very nice to everyone, and especially drunks falling over:)
sextoyking

you are so damm sweet:)
*****************************

Todd,
are you trying to throw a cold shower on me????

geeze,
some people will ruin ANY perfect wet dream!
Serge

Serge you will see plenty in January in Vegas!


Mike AI
*******************

yeah, yeah, yeah...
promisses, promisses
;-)))
Serge

Morning everyone,

Tonda is someone picking on you??

you are so damm sweet:) hey, but remember that guy who was so drunk in the trop when we were all talking at the bar??? Damm he must have had 40 drinks!!!
sextoyking

Shok gets kinky with me under my desk:)

_____________________

I think it is great...not quite sure how Kelly is going to take it but we will wait and see!


Tonda Good Ass right here...

Serge you will see plenty in January in Vegas!


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Some women have asses bigger then elephants.


Mike AI
*****************
Mike, besides your body guards,
can you please point me in their direction?

good ass is my weak spot
;-)))

Serge Tonda NEVER wanted get kinky with me!

Tonda, this one:
"Shok gets kinky with me under my desk:)
"

I see NOTHING wrong with that!
;-)))
Serge Tonda NEVER wanted get kinky with me!

Voodoo, some women have memories bigger than elephants
;-)))
_________________

Some women have asses bigger then elephants.


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Serge -

No that is in bad taste and I am asking for that tagline to be removed from the board:)

ROFLMAO
Tonda Shok gets kinky with me under my desk:)

Voodoo, some women have memories bigger than elephants
;-)))

took me 2 mins, but I found it
;-))
Serge Tonda NEVER wanted get kinky with me!

"I don't loook into a gifted horse mouth
;-)) "
-----------------

Pearl.
KK gotta love that serge... ;)

KK, no reloads,
we prepaid 'till February in some acounts....

AGA gave me a cool "thingy" to play with, so I play!

I don't loook into a gifted horse mouth
;-))


Serge KK, and how did it go from here with Dig's ass?

Hmmmm someone's either bored or looking for reloads...

;-}}}
KK gotta love that serge... ;)

ass kissing, CCBills threats...

who won this round?


Serge KK, and how did it go from here with Dig's ass?

Seems like I missed something and see some gaps in relations...


Serge KK, and how did it go from here?

I'm going to start a new own show:

"FantasyFest, Webmasters Dungeons and Dragons." 5 day long quest game.

Prepare thyself ...
Colin TGP2 Bucks. 1 million hits points and -8 AC.

Colin,
thanks, mano, but all I look for is a "ficking programmers" to advertise on Geeky's board
;-))

maybe I'll sell a button to Gavster, he programmed 'em all anyway
;-)))
Serge

Tonda,

Maybe you should try a threesome.
:-)))))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge,

Are you looking for someone to do some programmeing jobs? I have someone in mind for you if you are. Highly recommended.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Fuck all the rest! Start here!

You know sometimes no matter how hard you try to get along...two people are just not meant to be together...
***********************

Tonda,
the moment you start "trying",
it's a good time to pack the bags.

if it doesn't flow natural-
than it just doesn't flow
;-))
Serge

Tonda,
you seem to be the ONLY person in the universe who still believes me!

Of course Voodoo was my first choice,
but....I am not a picky eater!
;-)))
Serge

You know sometimes no matter how hard you try to get along...two people are just not meant to be together...isn't that right Serge?
Tonda Shok gets kinky with me under my desk:)

No I did no shoot Serge down...He is the one that told me a couple days ago that he did not want to get kinky with me:)


Tonda Girls....Girls....Girls

Voodoo,
I don't know what they put in the tank
;-)))

Tonda,
I'll be inconsollable for 10 minutes and have a moment of silence
;-(((
Serge

Damn Serge,

Tonda just shot you down.
Thats a kick in the gut huh?

Better stick to the old women
walking on our bike route.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge,

You did get propane and not napalm, correct???

:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge -

I will make a mental note of that. I am sure that I will have found someone by the end of the day.

Hell maybe Billy could make me a voting poll so that we could all vote on who should come to Dallas to keep me warm:)


Tonda Girls....Girls....Girls

Voodoo, I just filled the tank to the rim!

we now have enough firepower to burn the whole party, and not just steakes
;-))

Mike, I sent you bill for $12...
Serge

200 miles
voodooman Zmaster

how far is Lufkin from Dallas?
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

I wonder if Penelope Pumpkins can come anywhere close to the depth of emotion Christy Cantelopes did in Schindler's List.
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with HUGE TITS like those who needs "depth of emotion"

;-))
Cybrglide Get those Penelope Pumpkins links up ...... make 65% baby

...anyone interested?
****************************

I'm free on Monday 'till 8th...
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

Do they not teach you anything in NO Mike?

HA HA HA

It is a well digger's butt...you know the well is cold blah blah blah...it basically means that it is cold and I don't like it:)

It is so cold I am actually considering taking offers on flying someone to Dallas to keep me warm...anyone interested?

Tonda I don't do Gay but Greg does!

I wonder if Penelope Pumpkins can come anywhere close to the depth of emotion Christy Cantelopes did in Schindler's List.

I doubt it.

Porn Star Shakespeare! Now that's a funny idea. Ron Jeremy as MacBeth. Jenna Jameson as Lady MacBeth. I need backers!
mutt

What is a digger's butt?
Mike AI Go Vote about Brad!!!

Oh, and I just flew back from Oklahoma last night, so I know
just how cold it is.
voodooman Zmaster

80 degrees here in South Florida.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Good Morning!

I want to know who wanted to piss me off today and ordered the cold weather:)

It is colder than a well diggers butt! (That is an Oklahoma thing sorry had to say it)

Anyways, I want to go to where there is sunshine...any suggestions?
Tonda I don't do Gay but Greg does!

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You gotta be a fucking programmer to do anything with it.
*********************************8

attention Fucking Programmers!!!

we have spots which are PERFECT for your services:
http://opranosearch.com !

Mutt, thanks for the plug!
;-)))
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

the website with the porn flicks is
http://www.strapon.com
They have a setup with Gamelink.com the big online video and PPV store.
That's who provides the video library.

And I don't see how they can make a dime paying Gamelink what they do for the service.

Fuck Flash. i downloaded it the other day, thought i'd be ambitious and learn it. Oy vey. You gotta be a fucking programmer to do anything with it.
mutt

Serge, its

http://opranocontent.com

:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Voodoo,
while you play here, guess what I do at
http://opanocontent.com ?

Doug, when do I get a fucking promotion?
;-))
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

I'm a bigger asshole that meni? Did he get disqualified?

http://isjustanasshole.com/
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Quality money for quality traffic!

hahaha,

ladno Serge

Lets not talk about your end, ok?
:-))))

Matt called, said he would be here on Fri.
voodooman Zmaster

Wow.. been getting some great votes but come on somebody other they Serge has to be an asshole : )

*******************************

Billy, you should know it by now-
nothing beats Hooper's professional strength his bot
;-))
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

Voodoo,
in the words of Napoleon guards:

"Merde!!! Guards die but don't quit (surrender)!"
;-))

hell no, I'll bike you 'till the end!
(probably mine, not yours ;-))
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

Serge,

Are you avoiding my question?
Post # 36798
:-))))

voodooman Zmaster

Meni,
c'mon, show some respect and tell the truth once for a change...

YOU MOM HAS NO SONS!!!!
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

hahaha
Meni,

My mom doesnt know Serge.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, I asked my mom, and she said "I don't want you near that fuckin' hairy russian sloth"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt,

Can you tell me the site that you get 1 broadband vid a day from ?

How's the quality and in what format do you get it ?
Thanks
SP

This bit is hilarious
http://www.humanshell.com/clips/triumph.wmv

that dog from Conan at a Bon Jovi show, and he actually is funny.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)