This bit is hilarious
http://www.humanshell.com/clips/triumph.wmv

that dog from Conan at a Bon Jovi show, and he actually is funny.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Oh, and Serge, to
answer your ?

I asked my mom
and she said I
could come over
and play. :-))
voodooman Zmaster

"we gotta go over the party,
fuck the exercises!"

What? Your giving out on me already?
Whats the matter RB decided not to accept your challenge so your QUITTING???
:-)))

On another note, anyone know where I can get an xbox?
voodooman Zmaster

aha! So my e-mails to the Bush Administration have not fallen on deaf ears.

Saddam this ain't the former head of the CIA you are dealing with this time! YOU ARE NOW DEALING WITH THE FORMER OWNER OF A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM!
mutt News Updated Here.......yes, Vick lost out to PornDaddy but he's a good sport and will pay up!

aha! So my e-mails to the Bush Administration have not fallen on deaf ears.

Saddam this ain't the former head of the CIA you are dealing with this time! YOU ARE NOW DEALING WITH THE FORMER OWNER OF A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM!
mutt News Updated Here.......yes, Vick lost out to PornDaddy but he's a good sport and will pay up!

hi, Voodoo! welcome back, dude!

are you coming tomorrow?

we gotta go over the party,
fuck the exercises!
;-)))
Serge please!!!! click on it 'till his server pops!

Ahh, its nice to be back in sunny florida.
Oh, and hey Sergei


voodooman Zmaster

Meni, fair enough!
;-))
Serge

Serge,
Fas skata malaka
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
Levati dai coglioni!
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

I woke up this morning, and I thought, "Where is my Bitch?"

And there he is, Good Morning Serge
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Congratulation Porn Daddy for winning this weeks Oprano pool
Can you please send your pay to and mailing info to
Vick AT cloud9modelsDOTcom

There is a Thursday night NFL game again this week

Read something about someone might have a furniture fetish
http://www.furnitureporn.com/




Vick Firecracking like the 4th of July ...........

The door is clearly marked "EXIT"...
--

I like to say, 'outgoing cargo only' :-)))

edd, backrubs from kitty? i'm in on that!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

off CNBC tape...

Iraq refused Bush'd proposal about letting UN inspectors back in Iraq

US and Brittish planes bombed military targets in Southern Iraq


Mutt,
I think your wish is coming true,
and Iraq will be the next target before New Year.

"The wings of God's mill work slowly but surelly"
Serge

he knows I don't do anal....
********************************

Edd,
PLEASE add link to Kitty's board on this board,
my fingers are rubbed off from typing
;-))
Serge

mike - I was up late... couldn't sleep... I'm a demi-insomniac.

cj - It would be my pleasure to co-judge the category with you... and it would be OUR pleasure if you could talk Kitty into providing "backrubs" for us while we handle the hard work of judging.... And Serge wasn't hitting on me - he knows I don't do anal.... but Billy does.... ;)

The door is clearly marked "EXIT"...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Cybrglide,
are you talking about the one which found it's way into Florida Designs Magazine last year?
;-))

Now I know why you are bringing Joe and not her this time
;-))
Serge

seriously, I can't wait to see it,
you do have some very nice pieces.

<serge's invisible ink>

I won't tell I seen that custom piece you had made for your bedroom

please promise to never show Michelle that ;-))

</invisible ink>

Cybrglide EG V3.0 is NOW in full beta ..... workin so smooth it's like butter baby

can I take some home??

;-))
Cybrglide
***********************

you haven't seen the latest addition I brought from France!

To answer you...YES,
I have a piece you and Michelle will enjoy.

I never say NO to the family...
Serge

I have kick ass firniture in both houses
--------------------------

never been your your Jersey home, but Boca is kickin

personally I like the art work you have in Boca

can I take some home??

;-))
Cybrglide EG V3.0 is NOW in full beta testing woohoo ;-)))

Kitty, you ARE a FAMILY,
nothing more, nothing less.
Serge

not really,
my eye sights are fixed on cj's ass!
--

do i have toilet paper in my skirt? is my skirt tucked in my undies? shit! how embarassing!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Jesse D, we have extensively covered music on the pusi.com board where we tried to think of every song we could containing pusi!!

Kitty, you sound like you need this ... its my favourite poem and is pasted on my monitor. I've posted it a few times :-)

Today I shared with someone else, a bit of hope I had
Today I sang a little song, and felt my heart grow light
And walked a happy little mile, with not a cloud in sight.

Today I worked with what I had, nor longed for any more,
And what had seemed like only weeds, were flowers at my door.
Today I loved a little more, complained a little less,
And in the giving of myself, forgot my weariness.

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Thankyou everyone who ICQ'd me just now.

My friends are right here at Oprano! ;)




Kitty See Serge attempt to make TEN THOUSAND posts in 1 week !!!!

Jesse, c'mon, don't you see the fallacy of your statement?

not everybody like music,
not everybody have music tuned ears,
not everybody know music history but....

EVERYBODY HAVE FUCKABLE AND PLAYABLE ASSES!

(well, except the girl in Candid by Voltaire, whose ass was eaten during the siege of the city ;-)))

do you see my point why ASS is better topic than MUSIC?
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Let me get this correct:

You complain about people talking about music on the board -
something we all have in common and that is dear to our hearts. Yet,
you can talk about ASS PLAY for hours. Hey, I'm a "double input"
man - that means that I can talk about both. Oooops, that doesn't
mean that does it...

"Just give me a 24" double sided dildo and I'm happy" - Grandma Delia



Jesse D mad code

See Serge attempt to make TEN THOUSAND posts in 1 week !!!!

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not really,
my eye sights are fixed on cj's ass!
;-))
Serge

KItty, I am sorry for being insensetive,
take care babes,
I apologise.
Serge

Yes, Dig is my friend!
And i am looking forward to seeing many other friends there too

Sorry I am just thinking about my family a lot today as you know Serge.

Sorry, guys I'm not fit to post much today - I think I will just play with photoshop or even go to bed.


Kitty See Serge attempt to make TEN THOUSAND posts in 1 week !!!!

Coffee, calculator, pen. The day had begun.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. These are a few of my favorite things

But sometimes I get a longing to be with my family and friends...
--

kitty, this is what christmas is for!!! LOL nye is for PARTYING!!!

serge, its hardly a tragedy!! I'm quite happy with my choice!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

I don't like it up the poohole!
***********************************

this is a REAL tragedy!

cj, you are among friends, will help you, sweety, and here are the tip #1:
try smaller size strap on
;-0))
Serge

I get a longing to be with my family and friends...
not this year
*************************

I thought Dig was your friend...

how quickly they forget!
;-)))
Serge

Cj, that is a great plan - I have spent NYE in a diffrent city very year since I left home.
But sometimes I get a longing to be with my family and friends...
not this year - maybe next lol
Kitty See Serge attempt to make TEN THOUSAND posts in 1 week !!!!

cj, I hope the therapy does wonders for your inhibitions
---

Its not an inhibition serge - its a matter of personal taste!

I don't like it up the poohole!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

I've already done a new years in la - i have a plan to spend new years in a different city every year!!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

furniture fetish???

could be!

I have kick ass firniture in both houses
;-)))
Serge

now I even got Kitty into a closet
***********
Last week you and Dig had me under the desk - this we you have me in the closet ...

Serge, do you have a furniture fetish??
;)

Kitty Oprano Content - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

i'm seeking therapy :-)
*****************************

cj, I hope the therapy does wonders for your inhibitions
;-))))
Serge

Cj, don't worry - what me and my strap on get up to is secret! ;)
********************************

uh...uh...now I even got Kitty into a closet
;-)))

Kitty has SECRET!
;-))
Serge

I think you should watch out more for the guy who stiocks it in your mouth! lol
**************************

hhahahahaha,
words are mightier than the sword!
;_))
Serge

CJ, come to LA !!!

We will have a blast!!
Kitty Oprano Content - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

Hey everyone great to be here- thanks.

Cj, don't worry - what me and my strap on get up to is secret! ;)

Serge you are right - the man who fucked me up the ass also got me into this industry and has looked after me VERY well.

I think you should watch out more for the guy who stiocks it in your mouth! lol


*********
i'm just finalizing plans for new years,
*********

Are you coming to LA????
It's gonna be fun!!!
Kitty Oprano Content - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

i'm seeking therapy :-)

i'm just finalizing plans for new years, and it looks like myself and xippy will be spending new years in florida!!

I'm thinking a few days in the quays/keys (?)
hope you've got some sun ordered for me :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

cj,
I never meant to sacre you away...
making BURNED IN THE BRAIN impression on you is more than adequit
;-)))
Serge

serge, I have no problem with fucking someone in the ass - but the picture of you and bin laden is still BURNED IN MY BRAIN!!!!

:-)))

ps, you could never scare me away!!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

holy shit, now I scared even cj!
;-))
Serge

cj,
sorry, but the truth must come out in the open,
because I strongly believe, that
NOT EVERYBODY WHO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS
IS BAD FOR YOU
;_))

Kitty,
would you please demonstrate my point?

;-))

cj,
would you agree with my statement?
;-)))
Serge

kitty, pleeeeease save that answer for icq!!!! harley has put his paws over his eyes!!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Did Vick win his own $$$?

Find out here http://www.opranoplus.com

Tip o the hat to both Vick and KK who both had the Bucs last night and
they remain tied for the Pickem lead.

mornin kitty ..... meowwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwww meoooooooooooowwwwwww


mutt Week 11 Final Pickem Standings Here!

Kitty,
what would you do with me with your strap on?
Serge

I am here to save the day!

Okay so who is horny??
I got my strap on here ;)
Kitty Oprano Content - Post here to go in the Draw for FREE CONTENT!!!

cj,
I am NEVER horny,
since my balls were removed, donated to Smithonian and replaces with brass replica-
hitting heads with my balls is ALL I can do
;-)))
Serge

harley just hid under my desk ... even the animals are scared!! serge is horny!!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

cj, serge is hitting on EVERYBODY!
;-))
Serge

edd, i think serge is hitting on you ...
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

yes they do!!! I think i should be your 'co-judge' :-)))
*****************************

people, people,
this is un acceptable!

I can't watch your suffering!

Anybody needs help?
;-))
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

cj - I get to judge the "laid the least" category as I am uniquely qualified - no one gets laid less than me!
---

yes they do!!! I think i should be your 'co-judge' :-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

D$ glad you stopped by, and glad you nominated some real Assholes! ;-)

Make sure you post information about the Players Ball here. I know there are lots of people here who are going, and need to be kept in the loop!!! You always have the maximum respect from my crew and I!


Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

Yeah, i guess the ignorant american theatre audiences would have just kept scratching their gullivers wondering what the blazes a "philosopher's stone" was! Ah, literary obscurity at its best!

cj - I get to judge the "laid the least" category as I am uniquely qualified - no one gets laid less than me!

Brad - you can count me OUT of the strip poker and BUKKAKE! before the PHB. Remember what happened last time with Meni? He kept licking it all up! BUKKAKE! is supposed to be naughty asian nymphos and spunk, not some greek guy munching gobbets of jism!

WHO'S YO DADDY?!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Whats up Billy!

I just casted my votes. Too many great assholes to choose from. This was one contest I didn't vote for myself to win. However, KB seemed fit for almost every category. When in doubt, guess KB.




D$ Bluegravity, doesn't really have any meaning in that name, but the hosting does...

Brad does March mean anything to you ? >

Whats up D$ !

Did you vote I know you are going to be busy but I am sure you know a few assholes that you can nominated : )

http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Player hater ?

kk, nice post :-)

nice asshole nomination list!!! the asshole who got laid the least?! LOL

who judges that one!??!?


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Bluegravity is the best hosting company, in my opinion. They host all of my sites and have always been super fast and up 24/7. I've been with him for years. Tommy is a great guy and runs a tight ship.


D$ Bluegravity rocks

Chris and KingK wanted me to ask if Gay couples are eligable for asshole couple of the year.
Brad Shaw

Brad just wait till everybody finds out who will be the special guest at the party, I know you will be getting hit up a lot more then normal : )

I think you are in the running for a few awards : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Help me find true assholes !

Yeah Brad, it may be best to stop talking about it. I do not want to dissappoint anyone. I read on the other board that alien sends his regards, but he will not make it. So not ALL VIPs will be able to make it....



Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

Mike, all this talk abou the PHB, I am having a hard time getting any work done over here with all these e-mails and ICQ's asking for invites.
Brad Shaw

Thanks Mike AI- I hope all is back to normal real soon. I'm a REALLY easy customer, and I want to do business with Blue Gravity, just because so many people have said so many nice things about them.

Crossing my fingers!
Buck Wild

The Diva of Billing, the Queen of CCbucks Kimmy Kim Has Spoken!


Good post KK!


Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

"But I just wanted to say something on all the so called "New Visa Regs" that everyone keeps mentioning. There is no such thing. Just the billing companies new regs. Epoch decided to rid them out in fear that Visa would find out about posting signups and not be happy. There is no new Visa reg.. If so then show me! The major billing companies on the net all decided on Epochs prompt to rid all posting. This is not just cross sales, its posting signups from your own server period. However we have no documentation from Visa stating that you cant post.
LAMike SilverCash Over 40 Great sites
Mon, 26 Nov 2001 12:56:43 - IP: 64.170.38.215 - Post # 36558 "
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Interesting that you would call all the major third party billers liars in public Mike.

If and when you start your own third party billing company you may elect to show anyone you like any regulations you choose.

If and when you get your own merchant account you may have all the copies of everything your acquiring bank chooses to give you.

Everyone that was hosting their own join forms was given fair warning, some just chose not to believe that it was going to end.

As for the so-called prompting on Epoch's part, well once again, unless you were a witness to it, I'd be watchful of how I worded things regarding other people's business.

What Silvercash and any other companies did in the past is certainly not my business, especially since you weren't doing any of it on CCBill's merchant accounts, and I've stayed quiet on the whole topic.

But when you make public accusations regarding the honesty and integrity of CCBill, or when you lump us into derogatory categories along with others, well, then you know I'm not going to be quiet.
KK need sponsors or resellers? get em both right here.

Thanks Billy....
I needed that
((o;

OldFold Prayin for the end of time.......

Wow I get home and my e-mail box is full then I see that somebody let the asshole out of the bag : )

Make sure you go to http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html and tell me who you think fits the description.

Vick I could not have old asshole that would have been Fold hands down : )


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Help me find true assholes !

BuckWild those guys at Blue Gravity are good guys. I am sure they will take care of you, and make it up to you!



Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

I want to give props to Likewhoa.com our hosting company. We had some trouble with the servers the other day, which is nothing new.

what IS new is that Stan called me personally, DIDN'T try to shift the blame and made a significant offer to compensate for the downtime, which I accepted.

Stan, congrats! A little customer service on your part has made a believer out of me and I hope that our companies continue to grow larger together!


dig420 Ready Set GO!!!!!

BTW- anyone see that Southpark with "the Super Best Friends?" Classic theosophical stuff... heeheehee
Buck Wild

Hey guys- I am a very limp boy today, my fuckin hosting is down AGAIN (Serge, can you ring your people at Blue Gravity & tell them you recommended that I use them?). Damn.

SykkBoy- I work in a real estate company here in Sydney, doing graphic design for print & web. Are you really that scummy? I'm joking- real estate people are great.

They taste like chicken.

:)
Buck Wild

oops
diluted = deluded ;))

Peaches, yup
I love their section explianing the virgin birth ;)

ah, maybe I'll have to pop "Dogma" back into the VCR again :)
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

Probably both Slav... I do not know much about Potter, so I am not sure about demand. Obviously it is high, but higher then Star Wars?

Also prices are up like 25% now as compaired to Phantom Menace prices...


Like with programs, hard to compaire apples to apples.


Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

Mike, well it all comes down to demand and supply right Did Hairy Potter open on more screens than Phantom Menace because there are now more movie theaters or cuz of anticipated demand drived by the hype ?


--
Dravyk, i have a feeling if the movie was called "Hairy Potter smokes Grass" it would make a lot of $$ too.


Slavdogg

damn Rox, what a link..those people are so diluted...poor souls

***************************

But don't you love the way you can BUY books and videos that will explain it all to you? And of course, just for reading the article you're asked to donate. Seems if they really cared for these young souls, they'd share their info for free ;))


Peaches

I read an article in Forbes that the numbers on Harry Potter are inaccurate. That since the movie opened up on tons more screens, that is was bound to have a bigger opening weekend then movies like Phantom Menace.

I guess it is all about hype... in all business, not just porn.


Mike AI Get your hot fresh .biz and .info domains!!!

damn Rox, what a link..those people are so diluted...poor souls...if my parent was like the people in their comments section, I would have left home at 12...basically these people are pissed their iaginary god is more important than someone else's imaginary god...ok, that's all I'll say so as not to respark the religious debate and have serge clutching at his chest as he reaches for the delete button ;)))
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

>>> UK and Australia was Philsopher's Stone" and USA/Canada/rest of the world was "Sorcerer's Stone"

I'd much rather see a movie about a sorcerer than one about a philosopher. :-) Not that it matters in this case. I have the feeling if the title were "Harry Potter Watches Grass Grow" it would make as much money. :-)))

Dravyk Insite

Meni, apparently SOME folks think so... http://christiananswers.net/q-eden/harrypotter.html

My recently-departed friend Sheila loved the Princess Bride... we all did, and watched it over & over again (still do). She loved the movie so much that not only was the soundtrack played at her wedding over 10 years ago, but just last week as those who loved her said their farewells.

It's still my favorite movie of all time, and no matter how many times I've seen it (hundreds, literally!)I always cry. I suppose now I'll just cry a little harder and longer because I'll never NOT associate the movie with my friend whose life ended so suddenly.

The whole movie script, with screen shots is here: http://www.tough.net/eempje/Princess.htm
Rox Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Chris
email deleskie@cyberpunk.ca and he'll get you fixed up.
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

Sykk,

I won a bunch of content from Dark Dollars and didnt know who to contact.

I bought it in one of the auctions and it wasnt ready yet.

Is there someone I can contact?
chris/pornoman Free Live Feeds

Made comes out tomorrow on DVD and VHS.
If you liked Swingers, you'll like Made.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Ain't Witchcraft bad?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

mutt, talk about dropping names, hee hee
I told Kendra Jade, "so Goliath Films is doing your site?"
"no way he's psycho"
hee hee
I like to start shit
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Mutt, I'm glad you like Tera.
Better than hearing you like Jeff Stryker
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Is anyone else getting tons of emails with no text, and the email address starts with a "_" (like "_webmaster@whatever.com")? I'm getting 50 or so a day to all my domains. There's no attachment either. Odd.........



Peaches

Lisa, the books were actually published with those titles as well
UK and Australia was "Philsopher's Stone" and USA/Canada/rest of the world was "Sorcerer's Stone"

Either way, was a damn good movie :) Look for my review on http://www.setgo.com if/when I get my computer back online :)
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

Has anyone heard of a special Princess Bride DVD? I have the first DVD, but I read somewhere there's another one coming out.

My brother's wife engraved the inside of his wedding ring with "Twoo Wuv" ;)
Peaches

"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"

In Australia and the UK, the film was released as "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone". I heard someone interviewed say "We dumbed it down for the Americans."

;))


Lisa Inconceivable!

The fact is, drunk people get lesser sentences
Hooper

"HARRY POTTER" QUASHES U.S. THEATRICAL RECORDS

Warner Bros. Pictures' "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" continues to dominate the US box office in its second week in release. To date, the film has set a number of attendance records, including biggest November three-day weekend, biggest non-holiday three-day weekend, biggest Friday, Saturday, Sunday (without a holiday Monday) and single day ever, biggest three-day opening for the year, biggest single week, biggest three, four, six, eight, nine and 10 consecutive days, biggest Thanksgiving five-day period and fastest climb to $150 million in only eight days.
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Someday all these options I've been granted might actually be worth something, huh????
Rox AOL shareholders, things could be lookin' up!

it was my post, so waht? I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing.
Arlo Gilbert

Funny how everyone digs a different part of Princess Bride
Great movie, bought the book to read to my son

There are no Oldest Asshole or most SmartAsshole catagories he he


Shit Just got the news James Brookens is out for the year with a broken foot and Sam Adams may be out with knee injuries

Someone is going to win $250 tonight!!!

Vick Rodents of unusual size

Ok since we are playing trivia:

I'm sorry I havent been around since my sister's friend was babysitting..

Do you remember who I am..

She was 16, looked cute.. I am in my mid 20's and my hair is falling out faster than my mom sucking dick in a whorehouse.

I was fantasizing about going in there cause she looked so good, had been drinking and I think she liked me. I wanted to go in there and have sex with her.. And I shared this fantasy with all of you on a web board..

Can anyone guess my name?

Also since there is a Player Hater Ball shouldn't I be invited? Shoot I paid my $350 for a VIP ticket to the players ball!
R. A. Pist