Ok since we are playing trivia:

I'm sorry I havent been around since my sister's friend was babysitting..

Do you remember who I am..

She was 16, looked cute.. I am in my mid 20's and my hair is falling out faster than my mom sucking dick in a whorehouse.

I was fantasizing about going in there cause she looked so good, had been drinking and I think she liked me. I wanted to go in there and have sex with her.. And I shared this fantasy with all of you on a web board..

Can anyone guess my name?

Also since there is a Player Hater Ball shouldn't I be invited? Shoot I paid my $350 for a VIP ticket to the players ball!
R. A. Pist

:))) John haha

Tonda you do work very hard. This I know. People don't realize it cuz you're always so busy no one sees you out and about on the boards :) Can't wait to see you in Vegas baby



RRRED Wegcash

Do I automatically become an asshole if I stuff the ballot box? ;))

btw, my box took a shit, so getting that fixed (so no ICQ for a few days) and yes we are aware that DarkDollars is experiencing problems. We had a major server crash and are on it, getting it fixed now. So computers crashing all around :) look out real estate world, here I come (yup soon starting real estate school ;)))

Also, big things from makingbank :) and even a thing or two from me (damn beta testing taking longer than expected) whew! sorry, serge, I know the whole 5 lines per post thing, but have to catch up a bit ;)))
SykkBoy how much bank are you making?

No sweetie....I lost to AI in the "larger then life" catagory...fleaxxx
JohnIP

I made the GIF!!!!
KB

You have a hunk in your thong? Doesn't it come out the sides? :)
RRRED Wegcash

Im a hunk in my Black thong...but I dont put out...
JohnIP PARTEEEEEEEEE!

Tonda I am on the Asshole Committee, and your work has NOT been over looked. I am pretty confident that you will be a nominee in at least ONE catagory!

:-)



Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Hey girl I appreciate that...it means alot for someone that works as hard as you do to say such nice things:)

Thanks girlie girl!


Tonda RRRed I will share the love...

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Serge I play poker
we can play 3 gut, 3 gut pass to the left, follow the queen, pay the kitty
**************
Great idea!!!!
You guys play poker (or I can play too, depending on whether you hae a 'no women at table' policy) and you can just give all your money to me - that's what usually happens when I play poker anyway!
Even better yet - any one here play manilla ???

;)
Kitty post HERE and you're in draw to win content from SOBE GIRL!!

Everybody loves Princess Bride. It's a masterpiece. But Wallace Shawn is still a TRAITOR!

Yeah I dig Gauge the Cock Socket.
I got a membership at a site that lets u have 1 broadband full porn flick a day. So I'm catching up on all these people I read about at Luke Ford and Meni drops their names.

As pretty as Jenna is she does nothing for me.
Tera Patrick is one fine bitch!

None of em are Nikki Dial tho.

Hey the AHOLE page is just for nominating. You aren't actually voting yet. Billy needs lots of nomination to cut down to maybe 5 nominees in each catagory. Asshole of the Year will have the 12 Assholes of the Month.


mutt

Gimmie some of that Alove :)

Hey Tonda you got MY vote sister!! They need a spot for the hardest working asshole for you too :)
RRRED Wegcash

"I'd like to have my first lesbian experience with Princess Buttercup"

...she was a real beauty... hard to believe she married Sean Penn!!!
Princess Bride is one of my favourite movies too.

Monk

Voting on asshole of the year...just let me make one note being that as of yesterday (I have not had the time to look today as I am trying to make $$ by convincing people to give me theirs!)...however, I was yesterday the 49th asshole.

I would believe that puts me in good standings for Rookie of the Year Asshole. Just remember that when you vote:) I want an asshole award to go along with my growing collection of sex toys!!!
Tonda Shok is hiding under my desk licking my toes as we speak!

Meni, you are in...will you bring Jenna to serve drinks?

so the list is now

1) webfather
2) howard ?
3) me
4,5,6) Anthony & Co.
7) Meni

we need 1 more and 3 alternatives
Serge

Lisa...

I still look like I'm in my early 20's. =o)

I forgot she was in Forest Gump. She looked great there. But, come to think of it, her aging could be movie magic as well.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Fuck.

Tagline too long. Board broken!

Sorry!


Lisa Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Anthony, nope. I think the last thing I recall seeing Robin Wright in was Forrest Gump. She was still cute then...and well hell, I'm not 18 anymore either! LOL
Lisa You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

RRRed...

Want some?


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Brad,
shok might just pay you for that honor! :)
Jimmyslits.

Shok and his black thongs???

no, thank you!
;-))
Serge (look what THIS asshole of the month came up with!)

Shok,

I will supply the First if you need it:)


sextoyking

Serge I play poker
we can play 3 gut, 3 gut pass to the left, follow the queen, pay the kitty, anaconda, pythong, high chicago, low chicago, high milwaukee, low milwaukee, 5 card draw, 7 card stud, one in your hand is wild, baseball, football, indian, criss cross, and murder, am I in?

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

My feeble brain cells can't recall....
but it sure sounds like it could be AI
((o;

OldFold Prayin for the end of time.......

Lisa...

Have you seen Shattered with Bruce Willis?

Princess Buttercup is his wife.

She's aged a bit.
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

For the shy ones, we will have a shot boy/fluffer on hand (shok) to help lossen everyone up and ensure a good time is had by all.
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls, Check it out

Strip poker than a bukkake in my room at the Alladin before the PHB.


Brad Shaw
********************

Brad, count me out...I'm shy!
;-))
Serge

ok, too much information.


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls, Check it out

"HALO! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Ooooooooooooh that is my favourite movie! I've always thought I'd like to have my first lesbian experience with Princess Buttercup (sorry Magick!).

;))
Lisa Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Diamond Jim...

"HALO! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
**************************

hhahahahahah,
let's make it a movie nite tonight!
;-))
Serge

Anyone wanna play

spades or hearts or pinochle,

let me know:)
sextoyking

Strip poker than a bukkake in my room at the Alladin before the PHB.


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls, Check it out

Is it too late to sponsor an off the hook party in Vegas?
******************************

yes...
;-(((

unless you wanna sponsor Poker Game
and put every ante!
;-))

Anthony,
Nicks Poker reputation preceeds him,
he MUST be at the table!

he is rich, plays like semi God,
we ALL want him!

as for your "friend" if he plays and I win,
will I still have my knee caps in the morning?
;-)))
Serge

Is it too late to sponsor an off the hook party in Vegas? I think I vaguely remember ours @ CybernetExpo. Spam me please. tom@hardcoremoney.com
HardcoreMoney $40 per fucking join!

Serge,

Count Nick, Me, and our Friend in! =o)

Course, we do have to make sure we are going.
Anthony

BTW,
on the 7th of January the POKER game is taking place in Webfather's suit at Venetian, few hours before RB's party
We need a few good men/women

PSVP'd:

1) Webfather

2) Howard, esq ?

3) me

anybosy else wanna join?

and NO, we do not take sponsorships for this game
;-))


Serge

Shit, Kim I'm just making sure you win!

It's cause I really think you deserve it! =o)

===========================

Diamond Jim...

"HALO! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

How about a phone call tonight.

We added another fashion victim today to our ranks.

Don't be left behind in last years prints!

CALL ME!

Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I like homeless girls...
You can drop them anywhere
((o;

WornOutFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

__________________


This has got to be a pearl. OldFold did JoeE teach you that?
Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

'Would it be considered poor form if I just put Kimmy's name all in the fields?
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)
Mon, 26 Nov 2001 02:01:09 - IP: 208.181.212.140 - Post # 36613 '
-------------------------

You bitch.

;-}}}
KK anthony even wins with this one ;)

Meni, glad to hear it is alive and well.
Did you catch any of the Grey Cup yesterday?
I made some headway in the football pool for a change this past week.

Cheers

Blondy Blondy Live 4pm Pacific / 7pm EST

Shok you are a sick sick man..Seek help :)

Serge-get the black thong you need all the help you can get :)

Billy love the awards!

T- funny shit man :)
Jimmyslits. too funny :)

I like homeless girls...
You can drop them anywhere
((o;

WornOutFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

I think Serge has his black thong on right now!!
************************

Shok, Jimmy tried fucking wiht me once...
now even black thongs don't help
;-))
Serge

I have the cleanest outhouse in town RRRED

Shok Jimmy killed a homeless man

Had Chinese food delivered for dinner
Open the fortune cookie and on the back of the fortune .....

Is an ad for half.com!!!


Mutt - nice no Rob J logos he he
Got a Gauge thing?
On my sites I changed her name to Marguerite and marketed her as being from the French Quarter ha ha ha

Vick Just where did life make this left turn

Blondy, still alive, hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

No that's code for "Balance yourself over shok's toilet seat when in town visiting"
RRRED Wegcash

"open a can of worms" is code for, how is the infection?

Shok Jimmy killed a homeless man

lol...Thank you :)
Jimmyslits. too funny :)

Did I mention the check is in the mail? :-D
RRRED Wegcash

RRRED...sweety...darling...you want me to open a can of worms? :P
Jimmyslits. too funny :)

Jimmy please let us keep both those hits a day.... we need them to pay for advertising here
RRRED Wegcash

thats BS fold....
I saw you try it at the hardrock :)))

winespritzers anyone? :)


Jimmyslits. feeling good Lewis

"I am sucker for anyone dressed in black... "

I think Serge has his black thong on right now!!

Shok Jimmy owes me money

slits...
i haven't used that trick in at least 35 days
((o;


WornOutFold Looking Good Louis

>Sorry T, but you're a daddy - so you're disqualified from the "laid the least" category!


Ahhhh....I see how this works...have one kid and suddenly you are Mr. Stud Muffin.

It's kind of like this friend of mine was telling me....you can climb trees all your life and nobody will ever call you a "tree climber"....but suck ONE dick......


:-)


--T

SweetT NationalNet....at least we only have one asshole that works here ;-)

LOL.....you got me Shok...

I am sucker for anyone dressed in black...
Jimmyslits. shok loves assloads.com!

Ken did make a pass at me, in the bathroom at the Bellagio!!

Ken knew all it took was a black beret and a cigar to charm Jimmy out of his panties.
Shok brad has a dead body in his freezer

Shok,

Your just pissed cause Ken didn't make a pass at you....

Even tho the old "wine spill" trick is something fold still uses :)


Jimmyslits. shok loves assloads.com!

HAHAHA I like that one Grimm - Frigid Asshole!!

Would you like to make a nomination or 2??



Mike AI Maybe you can become a player hater!

what about most frigid asshole:)
grimm

Tony... you cant win that. Gord got laid so little this year his number actually went down.
grimm

just kidding

Shok brad has a dead body in his freezer

i vote jimmyslits as gayest asshole

ken lawson as jimmys gayest lover asshole

or jimmy could get the most wine spilling asshole at a dinner party

Shok brad has a dead body in his freezer

Sorry T, but you're a daddy - so you're disqualified from the "laid the least" category! But don't worry brother, I'll vote for you in SEVERAL categories!

Mutt - I think you're right, man - Gauge IS a "cocksocket"! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Hey Meni,
How is your new roommate doing?

Cheers
Blondy HURRY! ENTER HERE & Win a MICROSOFT X-BOX!!!

How bout most pussy asshole? Most scared of women asshole? hmmmm
RRRED Wegcash

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Yeah just kidding.... You saw the gleam of my shiny shovel didn't you?


RRRED Wegcash

just kidding
Shok she cant hear her own farts

I nominate RRRED for loosest asshole

Shok she cant hear her own farts

"even when he's crawling under the security gate at his complex"
------------------------------

actually Meni thats a highly skilled maneuver that tooks years of physical training as an adult webmaster to be able to perform ... ;-))))


MikeW I stopped going to strip clubs ... I swear!

For clarification....is the "Got Laid the Least Asshole 2001" award calculated in inches?? If so, I should be a shoe in :-)


--T


SweetT NationalNet....at least we only have one asshole that works here ;-)

I am officially beginning my campaign for the honor of
"most worn out"

((o;

WornOutFold Looking Good Louis

sniff, sniff....whimper, whimper....

I guess I stand no chance of winning asshole of the year if I haven't even left a big enough impression to get my picture in the animated gif logo...

http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html


--kicking can down lonely street--


--T


SweetT NationalNet....at least we only have one asshole that works here ;-)

Yeah Serge, We all know what turkey does to "older people" Jordan only craps at home too ;)

Hey Todd :) Everything is going pretty well up here. It's frigging cold though. What's with that? Not to be a big grinch but I do not want a white Xmas this year ... ugh my new house is on a steep hill now. Hows the vibrators and gag balls doing down south? :) hugs...





RRRED Wegcash

Rrred,

good to see you my friend!!

hope everything is going good up north:)

hugs

sextoyking

Stallion,

great stickfigure, another example of a design that even I can't do:))

Meni, References noted.
I will send those off to our new personal director Serge:)
sextoyking Oprano Special: 100 Animated Banners, $750.00

Serge thank you for the Message of Love... How was dinner by the way? I heard you bailed.
*****************************

RRREd, dinner was good, but...I can't stand more than 50 mins even at strip club
(unless they say I can keep my hands ABOVE ancle ;-))

too young of a crowd for this old fart
;-)))

I invited J and B for steak party at my house on Saturday,
and NOBODY under 50 be there!

oh boy, oh boy!
Serge

Would it be considered poor form if I just put Kimmy's name all in the fields?
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)
Mon, 26 Nov 2001 02:01:09 - IP: 208.181.212.140 - Post # 36613

LOL....

DeepFold Looking Good Louis

<note to bookkeeper>
send Oprano advert checks to Serge's house in Boca
</note>
*********************

Cybrglide,
Boca is a Pithy Headquarters,
NJ is where the Money are
;-)))

please don't, or I'll add FedEX costs to your next bill
;-00)
Serge

I think we're nearing the 1 year anniversary of the term cockholster, at least on message boards...


Diamond Jim How you doin'?

Serge thank you for the Message of Love... How was dinner by the way? I heard you bailed.

Mike Price please turn your icq on for a sec? ;)

http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html This is totally classic :) Great job for a bunch of assholes..

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RRRED Wegcash

Message of Love
in the middle of the piss.
-------------------------------

<note to bookkeeper>
send Oprano advert checks to Serge's house in Boca
</note>

;-))
Cybrglide EG V3.0 is NOW in full beta testing woohoo ;-)))

Stallion - you should consider trademarking that. I don't think you would want THAT getting in the
wrong hands.

Jesse D intense programming

I think cock-socket roles from the tongue better than cockholster. Pun Intended.




Jesse D intense programming

Would it be considered poor form if I just put Kimmy's name all in the fields?
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Todd,

My work will put Meni's to shame.

http://www.bigstallion.com/logo.jpg
Stallion Domain Name Systems

n. cockholster - synonym for mouth.
Interchangeable with piehole and cakehole.

MikeAI expanded the term to refer to the whole person, a person of low character.

I like the porn slang term 'cock socket' for a hot little slut.

I think Gauge the pornstar is the epitome of a little 'cock socket'.


mutt

Vick those are very assute observations of Saints. One I agree 100% with.

Brooks did ok yesterday, the loss was not his fault. The offensive line is weak without Roaf.

The defense has given up, and yes we DO need a new middle linebacker.

Time will help, I hope...

Meni - Ricky is about 50 yards away I beleive. HE has bulked up a lot, 5'10" about 245 8% body fat.


Mike AI Maybe you can become a player hater!

http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html

Is absolutely hilarious
Vick Hmmm is there a such thing as too much football ... and who is going to win $250 ;-)

EC, here is an example:

Hooper is Cockholster,
I hope it explains
;-))
Serge

OK Todd, here are the references
"hey Todd, hire Meni, signed Brad Shaw"
"Todd, Meni is a great person, I recommend you hire him, Mike AI"
"Don't splash the pot, hire Meni, Serge"
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I believe Max Hardcore has been using cockholster for years
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

for best looking
me thinks you need Male/Female cats
DeepFold Feeling Good Billy Ray

Please define.... "wiggerly"...

While you're at it, can we get the proper definition for "cockholster" please?

Evil Chris

Brad, I voted for KB in this category
;-))
Serge

Note to John_Cotac:

do not bill them 'till Jan 1st,
those guys will put us to the poor house with taxes at year's end!
;-)))
Serge

Please vote for me, Most Wiggerly Asshole 2001.




Brad Shaw <<<<<<<---- (you can cut and paste it if you are lazy)

http://www.playerhaterball.com/ahole.html


Brad Shaw Most Wiggerly Asshole 2001.