Hey gang,

Anthony isn't gay?!?! ;))

BTW Ant, your Lord Darth Mailer tagline is missing an s. :)



Lisa Recurring Sponsors == Recurring CASH!

anthony is queer ass the fifth of july!


trying to figure out which console to buy?


http://www.brunching.com/features/consolefaqk.html
Jesus

HAHAHA Anthony, you should know that Sig is very thourough! :-)
Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Sweet T,

That's why you and me get along so well. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Holy FUCK Mike! That's one big fucking email you sent me!

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Hey...can anyone nominate a pearl??

>Course, if the deal is really good, you can call me anything you want. =o)))


This kind of sums up my business philosophy. :-)

--T


SweetT NationalNet

Ed if someone gets me a pump, it better have a small enough gasket to get my flea dick in there! :-)


Mike AI Is you is, or is you ain't?

Sextoyking -

As Mike is fond of saying he's hung like a flea, so he may benefit from proper use... but Billy... Billy IS a dick - I don't think you've got a pump big enough to fit his whole body... and to be honest, he's a big enough prick already - he doesn't need to be any bigger!

Now if we could get Kitty here to pump them for us...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

We are NOT ingrates Ant.

We are very grateful to you for giving us information that causes us to laugh in the middle of our otherwise tedious days...

;-}}}
KK what could be next?

NOT YOU TOO JOHN!

Fuck! I'll never share deep personal shit with you ingrates again!

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

I'm at the office if ya need me... 604 525 8686


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Whats in a name...a rose by any other name WOULD STILL BE FUCKIN GAY!!;))

poor anthony!!:))
JohnIP Hit the CC Bill party then Rock till the Wee Hours with us!!

Nothing you have, that's for sure ;)

I do need to talk to you now that I think about it tho.
KK what could be next?

Kimmy,

Oh God, nothing will shut you up, will it? =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Your belly has always been bigger than mine so I'm sure you'd be taller on your back ;)
KK what could be next?

Moose,

icq me when you get a sec

118156620

thanx
Forest

LOL,
pumps, I didn't know there were some many different kinds of penis enlargers...

and here I thought oohhh pumps(shoes) I need some of those!hahahahaha
Star Invision "BIG"

You think?

I think I'm taller standing up and on my back.

But hey, we can find out for sure.

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Last time I checked I was taller than you.
KK what could be next?

Fuck off Moose.
Anthony

Kimmy,

I just might little girl.

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Rumour is that it is no rumour

;-))
Moose Anthony is doing 1:40 here

Make me.

;-}}}
KK what could be next?

Serge,
yep, that fireman's pump has always been a good seller:)

Lots of pumps here at our store,
http://www.sextoyworld.com/menu17.html
----------------------------
Edd,

sure bro, does bill and mike need a strong pump for there b-day?? :)

sextoyking

You dont have to start calling
names you know.
voodooman Zmaster

Shaddup Kim.
Anthony

"Then rumour started that I was a gay. "
-------------------------
Um, OK.
KK what could be next?

Serge,

Please don't give me a nickname! =o)

When I first came on the scene, everyone thought I was female due to my nickname, aLove. In fact, Danny from Bonerbucks thought I was, therefore and hit me up on ICQ. We got to chatting, he introduced me on the phone to Nickatilynx and we spoke for 4 hours! Your name was brought up in that convo quite a bit. So was Scott's, Dean, and Webdad.

Then rumour started that I was a gay. So to stop all the questions, I just changed my nick to my real name, Anthony.

So it shall stay that way! =o)

Before Nick comes on tearing me apart, yes I am still in the closet.

Course, if the deal is really good, you can call me anything you want. =o)))
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Voodoo,
all it tells me that you are "dickphob"!
;-)))
Serge

Anthony,
now sponsors wanna send you special post cards and meet you in Vegas

should they address you as
Lord Darth Mailer?
Serge

Serge,

Doesnt that tell you something?
Im much smarter than them,

(no offense if you read this Doug)
:-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Anthony,
I still doubt it but...what the ehck...

John,
please lower everybody's prices for January to $2500 per button,
let's give verybody a break!

Thanks, Anthony!

we'll leave your old price for the first 10 days, as a token of out appreciation
;-)))
Serge

Doug
would prolly shoot your dick.
;-))))
********************

Voodoo,
Doug is NOT like that!

I had Thanksgiving with him, his mother, her friend and Shannon, and let me tell you something,
NOBODY is affraid of dicks in that family...but you!
;-))
Serge

If you stick it out, dont be
afraid to get it cut off.

Ill bring the camera, but you
have to supply the photog.
hmmm on second thought, Doug
would prolly shoot your dick.
;-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge...

Ummmmmmmmm, no.

=o)

Yep, it's true, our FH went up and up, hitting number 9 on sextracker at it's peak. It's leveled off now, but still consistent traffic.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Well, explain how after we bought advertising at Oprano, our free host broke the top ten on Sextracker then.

=o)

Wasn't like I was promoting it or anything. =o)
Anthony
**********************

are you fucking pulling my leg??????

if I thought it was true-
I'd raise your rates!

this is your last chance to
1) EITHER TELL THE TRUTH THAT i AM RIGHT OR
2) PAY MORE NEXT MONTH

think carfully...
Serge

RichC,
nice new site in the MC portfolio ;)


Hey all, Ever wondered what its like to work for Brad Shaw?
Take a peek: http://www.ratethefunny.com/images/jN/oBreaks.jpg
jk Brad ;)
JimW 50 niches site & more on the way

Damn, I cant believe I clicked
on that link.
Thank GOD it had been taken down
before I did.
:-)))))))))))))
voodooman
************************

Voodoo,
don't be shy like a fucking sissy!

EVERYBODY know it was YOU who took that shot!

..and don't come with excuses why you forgot the camera on Saturday!

Opranaughts have the same rights to see it all as my neighbors!
Serge

We have been very happy with our advertising and it's done it's job!
****************************

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!
=============================

Well, explain how after we bought advertising at Oprano, our free host broke the top ten on Sextracker then.

=o)

Wasn't like I was promoting it or anything. =o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

You put it up - let everyone have a quick look- they all lughed and the pic went down!!! :P
****************************

Kitty, I did! and YES, I took it down, as my ICQ lit with indecent anal sex proposals!

Thanks, a lot, "kinky Tonda"!
Serge

Mutt,

You should have seen Zhora after 2 weeks living at my place while Serge and Emi were vacationing. He was in Hog Heaven!
=o)

Anthony

We have been very happy with our advertising and it's done it's job!
****************************

bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

I heard the truth from somebody who got ONE webmaster signing up from this board in 3 months!

SweetT, you sure you still wanna do it next Monday?????

I KNOW THIS BOARD!

It has small dicks but NO CLICKS!
;-))))
Serge

Damn, I cant believe I clicked
on that link.
Thank GOD it had been taken down
before I did.
:-)))))))))))))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge,
I hope your dick - small as it may be - is not like that pic..
You put it up - let everyone have a quick look- they all lughed and the pic went down!!! :P


Hiya Mutt!
what would you feed a kitty????? ;)
Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

Serge,

You and Zhora look like you both lost weight.

I still remember the day Zhora and Max met for the first time. Max gave him a headache! hahahaha.

Zhora << 90lb dog Max << 9lb dog.


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Kitty,
Zhora has no crabs...I DO!!!!!

but...I'll show them to JoeE only,
I wanna cheer him up!
;-))
Serge

now, between us boys....
1) did you get many clicks from your
OFFICIAL TGP2 Host link on this board?


==== We are consistently holding bandwidth and making money due to it's exspsoure. We have been very happy with our advertising and it's done it's job!




2) were you put in touch with deals which make enough to BUY Oprano ???
;-)))

========= Off the top of my head, the majority of posters here, we are, or will be doing business in the near future. Some of them, we've shared our info about running our particular way of doing business. Something we have never done before.

Has Oprano made us money to buy it if we wanted too? Absolutely, with enough change to buy a bottle of Sake!

=o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge - are you tryigng to become boneprone ????? :P

I think Zhora has the crabs- looks liek she needs a scatch..


Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

my dog is fatter than serge's dog :)

i kill her with kindness, right now she's working on a big handful of Cheetos
mutt

Anthony, some old fat fuck!
;-))
Serge

I miss Zhora! You couldn't ask for a more lovable 90lb dog.

Who's the naked dude behind Zhora?


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Star, don't click before meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty,
I have a VERY small Xmass present for you:
http://cotac.com/~knight/ZZZ/smalldick.jpg

please don't use it as a toothpick, though
;-)))

you can find the present between slab of fat, my leg and Zhora's paw and...it almsot look like a dick!
;-)))


Serge

hmmm.. I get a boeing 747 to LA on XMAS day- I wonder if I can be lucky to join the mile high club for my xmas present!

"You can't beat the Experience"!
Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

Kitty,
as a matter of fact-
it was Pan Am commercial!

...and they fly no more
;-)))

I wouldn't be surprised if you "facilitated" them too!!!!
;-)))
Serge

Deal has been struck, and we are proceeding full ahead.
***************************

and this is MUSIC to my ears!

now, between us boys....
1) did you get many clicks from your
OFFICIAL TGP2 Host link on this board?

2) were you put in touch with deals which make enough to BUY Oprano ???
;-)))

RB,
we DO take care of OUR own
;-)))
Serge

""Nick@Ilynx,
who loves ya, baby!?
;-)))
Serge
Wed, 28 Nov 2001 10:54:12 - IP: 172.173.224.250 - Post # 37109 ""


:)))

Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

You can't beat the Experience"!
***************
Serge,
this sound like an ad for Coca Cola- you better be careful - you have seen what I do with coke cans!!!!
Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

I bet she can facilitate them ALL!
************
yes we all saw that pic earlier- i don't think we should post it again..


Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

Serge, you have REALLY doen it this time!
*******************

it'
s all YOUR fault!!!

You warned me out yesterday that you wear me out,
and what did I tell you?????

I don't work hard -
I work SMART!

"my dicks" already make you cry for mercy, and you even hasn't touched mine yet!
(in photoshop; -)

"You can't beat the Experience"!
;-)))
Serge

Serge,

Nick and I would like to thank you again for thinking of us.

Deal has been struck, and we are proceeding full ahead.

As always, we will return the love. =o)


Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

No Photoshop enhananecd pics but I will accept pics fof a cleverly diguised dick - say like one wearing groucho marx moustache with glasses sitting on top!!!!

Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

KK,
you can send YOUR dick to Kitty too!

I bet she can facilitate them ALL!
;-)))
Serge

"Can I send Photoshop enhanced Pics?

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer) "
---------------

Um, wouldn't that require the knowledge of how to use photoshop?
KK what could be next?

Kitty,
sorry, I didn't realise you gonna have "dick problem"
;-)))

NOTHING spurs a new board better than your pussy or...my 1 inch dick!
Serge

Teenie tiny announcement.

One new little site from MC today.
http://www.hotlittlepackage.com

Just in time for X-mas. :)


RichC

Kitty,

Can I send Photoshop enhanced Pics?

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

Serge, you have REALLY doen it this time!
It is 6am and i want to go to bed...I have had 6 ppl ICQ me in the last 5 minutesto ask if you really sent me pics of you and some want to send me pics!

Maybe I should start a page where i post all the dicks- only i know who'd dicks they are and everyoen else has to guess who's dick is who's!!!!! The one with the most right wiins a prize!

OKay guys send me your dick pics!!!

Dig, I hear you need a panoramic camera for yours!!

How did the dick fencing go??
Kitty Let m judge YOUR dick!!!!!!!!1

Serge,

I'd rather Kitty lie to me, actually.

=o)
Anthony (Lord Darth Mailer)

BTW,
word of advice:

if you wanna hear the TRUTH and
not just what you wanna hear-
SHOW your dick to Kitty!

http://opranocontent.com
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
Im in West Palm Beach and
I just came in from outside, and its
absolutly beautiful. I only hope
that saturday is just as nice.

Rum Runners with 151??? :-)))

Fuck it, Im bringing Crown Royal!!

voodooman Zmaster

Serge, I am looking at pics of you again - and i think maybe you are right! :P
Kitty
*******************

Kitty, I pride myself on being right more often than wrong,
it's MY dick, I know what I am talking about!
;-)))

I hope you found it with microscope with no problems!
;-))
Serge

http://www.soccernet.com/europe/news/2001/1128/20011128gallardo.html
Jesus

Serge, I am looking at pics of you again - and i think maybe you are right! :P
Kitty Come HERE and talk dirty to me!!!!

EXACTLY 8 inches
*************************

Kitty, I think one palm of your hand will be more than plenty for BOTH of us!
;-)))
Serge

Kitty..I am afraid that won't work.

Oh, wait, you do have another hand don't you?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) midgets? trannies? fat bitches? we got em!

Yes ! Post those dicks! i wanna see how u measure up!

Here is what i usually do to measure so that a man doesn't know i am measuring- my hand spam is EXACTLY 8 inches - so i get close and put my hand next to his cock and get measurement!! comes in Handy!! (bad joke)
Kitty Come HERE and talk dirty to me!!!!

http://www.blueberryjohnsons.com/home_depot/
Jesus

but do you think I measure up?
***********************************8

JMM, there is only ONE way to find out.

I sent Kitty my dick this morning..
post yours at
http://opranocontent.com
and let HER decide!

I think Kitty saw a few dicks in her time and she'll tell us right away!
;-))
Serge

Voodoo, vodka in Florida sun
*********************************

No, no, no
This is South Florida we are talking about. The sun is really hot here, you need Rum Runners to stay cool. The puking after just keeps you thin. Got to be thin here since we wear almost no clothes.

Cleo Porn

Serge, Serge, Serge,

Its only 78 degrees, yes
its sunny, but not blazing
hot.
:-))
voodooman Zmaster

Okay it is official- I am taking bookings for shoots In LA or Vegas..

Figured that since I am on holiday i might as well have some fun!!

I am tired of taking pics and wanna get back in front of the lens for a bit!

any one want to shoot me? (SERIOS photographers only pleez)

goto:
http://www.opranocontent.com/msgboard and we'll go from there!

Kitty Come HERE and talk dirty to me!!!!

I don't know Serge, if it was Mike asking, no problem, but do you think I measure up?


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) midgets? trannies? fat bitches? we got em!

Voodoo, vodka in Florida sun????

no, thank you! unless you agree to clean barf off the pool
;-))
Serge

Serge,

Why would anyone want to bust
JoeE's chops???
He likes Vodka. :-)))
voodooman Zmaster

Soccer Federation Suspends Sevilla Midfielder For Biting Teammate's Cock
*************************

Ha!

Nobody gonna suspend Hooper from porn business for biting my cock off and...
I still be able to play Soccer!

Isn't this business GREAT!?
Serge

this story is everywhere today

Soccer Federation Suspends Sevilla Midfielder For Biting Teammate's Cock

it's real.......read it AT http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt So Much News So Little Time ........click here.........Are You For COPA or Agin It?

Jesus,

Saw ya on jesus.com ...
http://www.jesus.com/bathe/

Yer a pornographer, alright.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Jesus Christ!

Can't wait, I am starting to get all tingly!


JMM
********************

JMM,
may I ask you for a favor?

would you be my stunt double in dick fencing competition contests?
Serge

...and I am just of the phone with JoeE.
he'll be here on Saturday and I promissed him "safe harbor"-
NO BUSTING HIS CHOPS, PLEASE!

He only agreed for Zhora's hump but...
Zhora isn't here
;-(((
Serge

Tonda,

I seen on the news that it
was snowing in Ft.Worth,
Any truth to this?
voodooman Zmaster

Just went shopping for the PHB!
Got my bermuda shorts, plaid of course, and my green knee highs!

Can't wait, I am starting to get all tingly!


JMM (Oprano's Resident Satirist) midgets? trannies? fat bitches? we got em!

Michael, I spoke with Jim and have info you are looking for.

Nick@Ilynx,
who loves ya, baby!?
;-)))
Serge

Hey Serge,

This is Michael, Jeff Goldsteins Cousin.
*******************************8

hey tell your cousin Jeff I really liked him as The Fly. Good actor. Quirky. Women tell me that they like his offbeat look.
mutt

CJ -

It would be absolutely perfect...however there is only one small problem.

You see...I have a job that I would lose, and I am doubting my boss would let me off:)

Why don't you work on him for me!

BTW it is still colder than a well digger's butt here!
Tonda I don't do Gay but Greg does!

yeah you know me
Jesus

Billy, the sheep I promised you should arrive tonight. And I believe Mikes goat will make it there in time.

Sorry I can not make it, but will be there for New Years, so take good care of the animals until then!
Brad Shaw Fresh Photos

drinking Vodka in the hot tub would be fun : )
************************

yeah, yeah, yeah....
I know this "fun"!

first you drink than you have to marry because somebody is pregnant, and you can't even recall if it's yours or not!
;-)))

No bath tubs for me!
;-)))
Serge

Two days and counting till Me and MikeAI's annual birthday party..
I will be 25 and Mike 35 we are getting old !

Serge you will have to make one of these parties, drinking Vodka in the hot tub would be fun : )

Ed.. DONT get me anything for Christmas !


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) who will be asshole of the year ? ?

Thanks for the link Serge! I've been wondering what to get MikeAI for christmas!
***********************

try yet another puppy!
;-))
Serge

"Voodoo,
I trust that you'll teach me BOTH!"
;-)))
Serge
______________________

I wont let a WOMAN touch mine,
let alone a guy.
voodooman Zmaster