yes. i would like to conk her over the head with a club and drag her back to the cave.


mutt Boink boink boink

Mutt,

nice gal and tshirt!!!

sextoyking Best Damm Content Around!!

woohooooooooooooooooo BabyDoll T's.


mutt Don't forget ME Mike! click here

You just threw away a REAL 3000 a month ad contract
*********************************

Hooper, with you NOTHING is real....

you think I'll believe somebody for $3000 who can't pay $600 debt?

whom are you taking us for?

cretin...
Serge

Serge I'm not going to sit here and debate the finer points of your little extortion racket.
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uuuuhhh, Hooper, those are a very big words,
they are worth much more than $600.
are you THAT stupid?
Serge

"Hooper, Oprano won't take your ads 'till your debts to Setgo is fully paid"

How can you owe money to yourself??

Monk

Todd,
as you recall,
I wasn't taking sides,
but when money owed for advertising to my collegue board operator,
it's hard to be in the middle.

Hooper's argument:
we didn't have written agreement...
shmuck!
State of NJ does recognise ORAL agreements for up to $500
(as of 1994, current amounts can be higher)

Superior Court of Bergen County,
SSS, Inc vs Carmine's Plumbing
docket number available upon request.

Serge

Whats in it for me John? lol ;)
Miss Eve

MelissaD
I am very confused on how you are pushing paypal......we use paypal on our sites, the scripts are free to anyone with a paypal business account they have a downloadable pdf manual... that give you the scripts needed, will generate passwords for free if needed, like ccbill, etc... show you how to postback into a script if needed with different variables... and the paypal site has much lower rates listed.

Now what is your involvement here? are you trying to act as some sort of third party with a paypal account?


Moose

MelissaD...

Where are you getting your Paypal numbers from?

This is what most people I know using the service are paying:

http://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=p/gen/fees-outside

Is there a new fee schedule for the subscription service that I'm overlooking?
XSV

Serge I'm not going to sit here and debate the finer points of your little extortion racket.

As i recally you were espousing my keen ability to smell bullshit in webmaster advertising last week. Well... I smelled setgo & it smells like bullshit.

We never agreed to any kind of advertising contract of any kind with anybody and i dare you to bring forth any evidence to the contrary.

Who would listen to you anyways? You just threw away a REAL 3000 a month ad contract for a NONEXISTENT 200 dollar a month sympathy gesture.

Ta ta for now old man... keep shooting your self in the foot because it's fun to watch!
Hooper

John, I am there with you... I think ESA needs to finally show her pretty face at one of the shows.

Jan would be perfect!!!


Mike AI Great interviews, of INTERSTING people!

Serge,

Ah I see now, my opinions / comments were so clever and witty that you wanted to reference them? Right on, and all I thought I was good for was these damm dildos!! :)
sextoyking Best Damm Content Around!!

naaah,
you only missed archives and your opinions of Hooper you posted.

wanna re read them?

need URL?
Serge

WEEEELL Esa babe...now that we have your ass IN THE LOWER 48 maybe YOU'LL deem US WITH YOUR PRESENCE at the Jan Show!!;)))Theres a First Time for EVERYTHING!:)
JohnIP THE Home of the World Famous Cheese Crispy!!

Serge,

did I miss the joke or pun somewhere?
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Hooper....
sextoy king will be very gratiffied with his opinion
;-)))
sextoyking Best Damm Content Around!!

Mike, that's what I figured out...

Hooper, Oprano won't take your ads 'till your debts to Setgo is fully paid...

Ed,
please remove his boredse.com from our front pages as well.
Serge

Serge you know my opinion on people paying debts. I beleive in principals and ethics - even more then $$$.



Mike AI Great interviews, of INTERSTING people!

MikeyFold, Colin.....hi guys :)


Miss Eve

hey mike - can I "hand-deliver" the oprano babydoll tee to cj? I just want to hear her talk up close and in person.... and then want to help her into the tshirt! ;)

whoops! sorry cj - thinking with the other head again!

Colin - the offending post has been deleted from tgp2 page - damned zealots!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Thanx Moose
Nathaniel

MikeAI,
will you forgive me if I scare potential Oprano HUGE advertiser,
trying collect $600 from him on the behalf of Setgo?
Serge

All we ask for in return is a few sexy photos of you in them...
and after you take them off!
;-)))
Serge

Hooper....
sextoy king will be very gratiffied with his opinion
;-)))
Serge

Woooah Serge good news, we just got the Oprano Baby Doll shirts in.

They are tiny... my mind has been fantasizing seeing Kitty, and CJ in one...

Girls, I need your addresses so I can send you the shirts. All we ask for in return is a few sexy photos of you in them...

:-)
Mike AI Great interviews, of INTERSTING people!

P.O. Box Lady : Uhhhh, Jim...We have a package here we need you to come get today...

Moi : I'm leaving to go out of town in an hour!

P.O. Box Lady : Then I guess I'll have to eat it...

Moi : Oh no you don't....I'll be right there!

Thanks, Brad. Classy as always. :))

Diamond Jim Turkey for Everbody!

Looks like most Turkeys are arriving safely. Hope everyone enjoys and has a great Thanksgiving!

I am worn out, been in the kitchen cooking for 3 straight days;-)


Brad Shaw Shaw Internet

Nathaniel
Word on the street from reliable sources (Steve E) himself is one. It is for real.Not a rumour
Moose

God the separator .. see tower of babel for references.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

ME .. saw Blue Man Group on Monday. Was amaaaaaazing.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

THIS WEBSITE IS CLOSED DUE TO THE ILLEGAL LINKING TO AND POSTING OF CRIMINAL FREEHOSTING PAGES.
TGP WEBSITES ARE BEING INVESTIGATED AND WILL BECOME EXTINCT DUE TO THE LIABILITY.

Closed By APIC-WORLDWIDE

hooray,
go get 'em Sheriff,
kill 'em all, kill em all
let GOD separate the innocent and guilty ones
;-))
Serge

Miss Eve! :)
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Someone please delete post 1931 from TGP2 board

On teh night shift today .. just starting work.
Colin TGP2 Board

hi miss eve ((o;

MikeFold Sports Picks For The Masses ((o;

Alaska will always be home to me but the winters were killing me! It was so nice to get off the plane, coming from snow and about 10 degrees to green grass and flowers. Im having too much fun spending all my money shopping around here :) I bought a car with GPS which I love since I have no idea where Im going. There are no freeways in AK, lol!


Miss Eve

Big Thanks To Shaw Internet For The Turkey...

much appreciated (my kids love them)


MikeFold Sports Picks For The Masses ((o;

http://www.absolut-series.com
######
Lots of rumors...whats real?
Nathaniel

Esa,
I saw picks you and KC made at the Great North, VERY impressive!

how is CA compared to Alaska?

I'd probably miss Alaska alot...

I LOVED the place as a tourist.
Serge

vick, that sucks!

I'm gonna call Meir now and bust his chops for not putting ME there!
;-))
Serge

Serge, Im great :) I moved to California but I kept my house in AK, I will be going back and forth.


Miss Eve

hi, Esa!

you are not in Alaska anymore???

how are you, sweety?
Serge

Serge
http://www.date.com/
One of the featured members (first male on left) is Virtucon Mike
He is at every industry show


Vick Free Beer and sex ....... (ok I lied, but just about the Free beer )

I cooked the last turkey Brad sent KC and he was so excited he walked around the house gnawing on the giant turkey drumstick like Fred Flinstone!


Miss Eve

Speaking of Vegas shows.....what are other good ones? Has anyone been to the Blue Man Group?


Miss Eve

Vick,
this is Meir's site and I don't see his face there
;-)
Serge

Thanks Miss Eve
Vick Free Beer and sex ....... (ok I lied, but just about the Free beer )

Brad, Tonda & all of shaw internet, Thanks for this huge Turkey that arrived in my office today. Going to grandmas for Thanksgiving, she will be relieved she doesn't have to make the turkey now!


sharky Thanks from all of us at AAAAdult Design

i think it's time we vote on this Caption Contest.

speaking of new billing models

yet another story on content for PDA mobile devices and how to get paid for your content with micro payments
http://www.opranoplus.com

i gotta go searching for some kind of software for a Playoff/SuperBowl
contest. Somebody send me Brad's turkey. We'll put it in the freezer and use it as a prize.


mutt Meow meow meow mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww here kitty kitty kitty

Man, I pull up to my office and I see a bunch of people standing outside the door. As I get closer I notice these people have ragged clothes on and look unkempt, they appear to be waiting in line.

When I tried to slide by, a few yelled at me for cutting in line... I had no idea what the hell was going on. Then I noticed all of these people had paper plates in their hands - it was very strange.

Well I finally made it through the door, and there I find Billy, and Stan with serving forks and knives in their hands - I look down and I notice they are slicing turkey and ham, and passing it out to the people in line.

So now thanks to Brad, Stan the Man, and Billy we now have a homeless kitchen!!!



Thanks for the Turkey and Ham Brad and SICCash Crew!!! I think they left me a wishbone, and ham bone I can make soup out of!




Mike AI Great interviews, of INTERSTING people!

Vick,

KC and I sat in the front row and it was just a fine mist....no big splashes. The front row seats are definitely worth it! :)


Miss Eve

One can assume Lobster is not on the Shaw menu this Thanksgiving.

Brilliant and classy Brad:)

Do the turkey wrappings say Shaw Internet on them?

Still got the Shaw Lobster stress squeezer from New Orleans on my desk!
Heretic

He he he he
If you go to http://www.date.com/
and look at the Featured members
you'll see a familiar face from conventions


Vick Free Beer and sex ....... (ok I lied, but just about the Free beer )

Hi Dreidle,

Great meeting you in vegas, that was the first time I ever tried Saki, not too bad at all:)
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Hey Todd, I'll bring the saki!
sextoyking Best Damm Content Around!!

Hi All,

just got in and saw a huge Smoked Turkey from Shaw Internet!!

Brad, Tonda, Greg, Jim, Many thanks, you guys and gals rock!!!!

todd


sextoyking Best Damm Content Around!!

Melissa,
you can ask me ANYTHING after tonight,
I expect a lot after I'l stop whispering in Mayor's ear
;-)))
Serge

Had to ask Serge :)


MelissaD Why are you paying double digits for processing?

Thanks for the turkey Brad and the whole Shaw Internet crew ;-) Hope you guys have a great thanksgiving!

MikeW life is good ....

BTW, Melissa,
all this bruhaha about tags which happened on Oprano recently,
made us think how to improve the board and this is what we came up with.

in the future, instead of deleting posts for spam and tag violations,
we'll be just changing URL's to default to either
http://www.ftc.gov
or
http://www.fbi.gov

ETA coming Monday...
Serge

All this talk of turkeys earlier, my mouth is watering lol

Kitty great interview :)
Cj you did a great job!
Star Make some $$$

"If anything the people sitting a few rows up would get more wet than anybody with the opening act. I wont give anything else away though, I promise."
------------------
First row of second tier looks dangerous sometimes... the umbrellas...

Have fun Vick -- I just saw it for the first time last week and it's amazing!


KK raining checks not drops

Does this mean I get my red tagline again?????
*******************************

no......Mike will cut my balls and have 'em dry if he sees "red tagged" spam
;-)))
Serge

Thanks Serge!!! Does this mean I get my red tagline again?????

Just a quick reminder of what paypal has to offer:

I. INCOMING FUNDS

Monthly Transaction Volume Transaction Fee
$0 - $99,000 9.00% Plus $0.30
$100,000 - $249,999 8.50% Plus $0.30
$250,000 - $499,999 8.00% Plus $0.30
$500,000 - $999,999 7.50% Plus $0.30
Greater than $1,000,000 7.00% Plus $0.30

Additional Discount Schedule (Applies to above rates only)

0.5% reduction if Billing company has Top Placement as Payment Option
OR,
1.0% reduction if Billing company is Default Processor for Visa/MC/Bank Transfer Payments

II. AFFILIATE PAYOUTS

Amount Sent Fee
$0.01 - $49.99 2.00%
Over $50.00 $1.00


III. CHARGEBACK FEES

$10 fee per Charge-Back

This is pretty exciting mostly because of a few things:

1. 38 countries for processing
2. they fight every single charge back.
3. The FEES!!!
4. Upper level limits are $9,995
5. Lower limits are $1
6. Multiple recurring – daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, annually, etc.

Oh yeah did I mention they already have 10 million users that don’t associate them with adult content?

FYI- About a month or so ago I discussed with paypal their sign up process was too long, and amazingly enough here we are a month later they have listened have made the changes (vs. the 2 year + wait with some other companies)

One other important note to make here, is I DO NOT work for paypal, HAVE partnered with them because I believe in their product.

Please contact me if you would like to know more.


------------------
Melissa Davies
Melissa@BillinGuru.com
www.BillinGuru.com
954 856-3071 mobile
954 227-0926 office
954 827-0335 fax
15566387 ICQ


MelissaD Why are you paying double digits for processing?

cool thanks CJ
Vick Free Beer and sex ....... (ok I lied)

How wet are "wet seats"?
---

vick, wet as in these clowns run around with water pistols and stuff at the beginning - and mike, isn't there a bit where they have those really fine sprinklers on the stage?

vick, i think that it would be worth it :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Much thanks Mike & Jason
already have tickets to see Mystere while there ;-)


Vick Free Beer and sex ....... (ok I lied)

Vick, the most you will get is a few if any drops of water.

If anything the people sitting a few rows up would get more wet than anybody with the opening act. I wont give anything else away though, I promise.

Also see Mystere when you are out there Vick.
Jason

any feedback?
**********************

of course!

Ed,
please add http://www.cyberspasm.com/
to Oprano.com/index.html
in similar location as
http://www.cyberspasm.com/
has us

MelissaD,
sorry it took me so long, but I finally figured out about lack of refferals...
should be the script
;-(((
Serge

Vick I have seen O 3 times, but I never saw anyone getting "wet". Even on the front row. But I am sure there is always a possibility of that.


Mike AI Interview with Kitty - hubba - hubba!!

serge, perhaps i'm just bitter that you wasted it on the roof ...
cj (vaginator)
************************

cj, c'mon, it wasn't a roof,
I just have high ceilings....
joee's envy!
;-))


Serge

CJ, MikeAI
have a question if you would please
Looking at tickets for O
and they are "wet seats"
You both have seen the show
How wet are "wet seats"?


Vick Free Beer ....... (ok I lied)

serge, perhaps i'm just bitter that you wasted it on the roof ...
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

I know you and I would be scared you show up.

Any feed back? Want the great rates again? My top 10 reasons?


MelissaD Why are you paying double digits for processing?

i'm really lovin paypal so far ...
cj (vaginator)
***************************

cj, so FAR is a key words...

you loved me 'till you found I shoot loads 20 feet high!
;_))
Serge

but he is no pussy.


Mike AI
******************

now you telling me!
here goes my hope down the drain
;-(((

ok, I'll just play with his ass than...
;-))
Serge

and we get to offer free signups!!!
i'm really lovin paypal so far ...
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

I think I am going to have to spend some quality time by myself now... :-)
----

what is it with the oprano boys and their private time this morning?? did someone double your dose of viagra this morning?? mutt, are you having a wank? we are all just dying to know!!

damnman, that is very funny ... but i have had similar thing happen!! funnily enough the guy was a u.s. marine :-)))


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Thought you might like to see the new paypal sign up process in action. http://www.purvette.com/joinpayment.html

Thanks to the purvette team for letting me use them as examples. :)
MelissaD Why are you paying double digits for processing?

Another definition of a Son-of-a-Bitch is:
A guy who fucks a girl all night long with his 3 inch dick and kisses her goodbye in the morning with a 9 inch tongue!!!


DAMNMAN ZMASTER It's a BOMB

hahaha, DAMNMAN

Thats just WRONG!!!


voodooman Zmaster

Subject: Philosopical analogy

Definitions...

Question: What is a sonofabitch exactly?

Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
What is a sonofabitch?

And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations,
incomplete aphorisms and inconsistent sophism that make one
more and more sure that the only true thing - - is that a
picture is worth a thousand words.

In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb
squad in the midst of a deactivation. The guy behind him, well,
he's a sonofabitch.

http://www.zmaster.com/oprano/bomb_squad.jpg

DAMNMAN ZMASTER It's a BOMB

MikeAI & Serge- Now you are going to scary him!!
______________

Nah Mike might be a cockholster, but he is no pussy.


Mike AI Find out whats going on with Asia!

MikeAI & Serge- Now you are going to scary him!!

BTW As I'm sure everyone has figured out paypal is my new billing solution. My biggest complaint with them was their sign up pages were too long - well surprise surprise they actually listened to a webmaster (several actually) and made a change in under 2 years of promise date. (Actually it was 3 weeks from discussion) It went live yesterday.

So now what is your excuse for paying double digits for your 3rd party processing?
MelissaD Why are you paying double digits for processing?

Serge, give Mike Strauss a big hug for me, and whisper "Mike wants me to pass on to you, that he considers you one of the leading cockholsters in the industry."


Mike AI
*********************

big Hug - can do
whispering can be a problem,
my English is not for whispering, as I am affraid with my accent and noise in the room all he gonna hear would be:
"Mike wants your ass, and he considers you one of the longest cocks in the industry"

do you mind if I rather SHOUT instead of passing whispers?
Serge

http://opranoplus.com/kitty/

Kitty was a terrible little spammer... Mmmmm Naughty!!

Great interview Kitty and CJ!! I think I am going to have to spend some quality time by myself now... :-)


Mike AI Find out whats going on with Asia!

cj,
RB found keys to my heart...
(he sent me e-mail that I can play with RichC any way I want and I'll be ga...errr..happy!)
Serge

Voodoo,
don't worry about Doug,
he is on my ass but in the positive and HAPPY way
;-)))

I 've been in Oklahoma once...
still have image of amarilos on the highway in front of my eyes
;-))
Serge

Hi everyone -

I am glad that you guys like your turkeys! IT is just a little something we do every year to so how much we appreciate your business and friendship:)

Enjoy!
Tonda We beat the competition we update weekly!

Serge, give Mike Strauss a big hug for me, and whisper "Mike wants me to pass on to you, that he considers you one of the leading cockholsters in the industry."


Mike AI Find out whats going on with Asia!

serge, we understand you perfectly ... you want to find a gay board so you can come out and confess your love for RB while shooting cum on the cieling once your balls were warmed up from your swim!

your english is perfect!!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Serge,

You havent lived till you've visited Oklahoma. hahahahha j/k

And no problem, but whats Doug on your ass for???

And, Im not leaving until Wed afternoon, you tryin to get rid of me early?
:-)))))))
voodooman Zmaster

cj,
I meant GAY like in HAPPY...

my English plays tricks on me,
I just lost "check is in the mail" sponsor of SetGo...

people, what's wrong with my English????

why nobody can understand what I mean today????
(and yesterday, and day before???)
Serge Niche content for real people

Voodoo,
thanks for
1) your invite for Thanksgiving in Oklahoma

2) getting Doug on my ass
;-)))

have a safe trip!
Serge (Lensman, have you erased it ALL?) Niche content for real people

can anybody reccomend me a nice gay chat board?
--

serge, enough!!

and i LOVE hot showers!!

edd, *blush* :-)


cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Cleo, thanks!

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3741/statshot_3741.jpg

is a GEM!
;-)))
Serge this content sell like turkeys on Thanksgiving!

haha, Cleo,

The Onion Rocks.

voodooman Zmaster

For news I always go here first,
http://www.theonion.com/


Cleo Cleo's Links

Grimm,
this is old news...
I saw it at
http://opranoplus.com news feed...
Serge this content sell like turkeys on Thanksgiving!

REAKING NEWS from CNN.com

-- U.S. officials tell CNN there are credible reports that senior al Qaeda leader Mohammed Atef has been killed
Watch CNN or log on to http://CNN.com /AOL Keyword: CNN for the latest news.
grimm

Excellent, Cleo,
now Oprano has women for all ocassions...
cold, warm, hot...

can anybody reccomend me a nice gay chat board?
;-)))
Serge this content sell like turkeys on Thanksgiving!

http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/central/11/16/ret.afghan.attacks/index.html

no turkey for you!

Shok Wegca$h