"I am serious,
you should try yourself SWIMMING in cold morning pool waters,
it's really good for you!"
********************

Personal I prefer wet and warm...


Cleo Cleo's Links

Oprano Plus crew, Kitty and CJ - Excellent job and a pat on the back for a cracking job on the Audio Interview.... CJ - you're accent is so BLOODY sexy! crikey! my JT's all tingly! ;) Kitty's is great too - TAZZIE!

We need more right crackin shelias around here! ;)
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

:-))

ladno


voodooman Zmaster

cj,
you don't like cold pools,
KK doesn't like warm showers....

I hope
"some like it hot"
;-)))
Serge this content sell like turkeys on Thanksgiving!

naaa....
Voodoo,
nope, Zhora is a "picky eater"
;-))
Serge this content sell like turkeys on Thanksgiving!

serge, splash? there was enough to call it a splash??!!

oh dear LOL

I HATE swimming in cold water ... nylon bathers really hurt on cold nipples.


vick, thanks :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

wow did UPS deliver all at the same time? hehe

Brad you rock, thanks man!
Kelly will have 10,000 of your babies. :)

Shok $$$$$$$$

"that's where the best part comes into play!
finding nice place to get them unthaw..."
********************
Please dont say you let Zhora lick them back to life though. ;-)))))))
voodooman Zmaster

Brad,

Much thanks for the turkey... Now I can eat something other than Mcdonalds happymeals on thanksgiving.. lol j/k


Stallion Domain Name Systems

talking about unthawing...

Brad,
just got my Xmas Turkey-
you are DA MAN!

Thanks, mano!

I even opened the package myself when I saw return address
;-)))
Serge

whats so good about your balls
turning blue and shrinking into
your gut? :-))))
*****************************

are you kidding me?

that's where the best part comes into play!
finding nice place to get them unthaw...
;_)))
Serge

"I am serious,
you should try yourself SWIMMING in cold morning pool waters,
it's really good for you!"
********************
whats so good about your balls
turning blue and shrinking into
your gut? :-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Cybrglide, no,
http://opranoplus.com/kitty/
was exciting!
;-)))
Serge

"I was on my feet at 4 am!"

Tokyo market must have been exciting
;-))

Cybrglide

will you provide extra supply of brooms with splinters?
--------------------------------
not only will i provide the extra supply of brooms with splinters, i have every intention on sweeping the kitchen this week! I swear!

Dreidle

Cleo, I swim and bike every morning...

what is "cum"?

I couldn't find it in the dictionary
;-(((
Serge

Bravo to Kitty, CJ, Mutt and Oprano
Very nice interview, very interesting. Extremely well done

Thank you for sharing with us
Vick Hmmmmmmm........

I strech nut-tiing!

I was on my feet at 4 am!
Serge

It's good for skin,
muscle tone,
and general chemistry the body needs so much.
*********************************
How much cum do you drink per week Serge?


Cleo Links

Webdad, the biggest one,
I made quite a splash!
;-)))

ladies...who could have thought what they have on THEIR minds????
Serge

shooting the load of my sleepless night
----------------

oh now you're REALLY stretching


dig420

Webdad,
may I borrow your ladder?
*************************************

Do you need the 4ft, the 6ft, the 12ft or do you need the 20ft extension ladder?

:-)

Webfather

Cleo,
if you just left your prejudices behind,
and tryed it once,
you'd find lots of benefits of it.

It's good for skin,
muscle tone,
and general chemistry the body needs so much.

Serge

Someone forwarded this to me and I thought it was good, so here it is for those that want to check it out.

Its a 7meg display of various pictures from the Sept 11th attack.

http://attacked911.tripod.com/
Stallion Domain Name Systems

BTW, cj, Cleo, you girls have a VERY dirty mind.

what do you think I was talking about when I posted

"I shoot my load so high that it now stuck to the 20 ft. ceiling!
"????????

what's so vomiting with me
shooting the load of my sleepless night and DIVING into the cold pool and making splash so big that
FOAM stuck to overhanging ceiling????

I am serious,
you should try yourself SWIMMING in cold morning pool waters,
it's really good for you!
Serge

Just some religious blurb from TGP2 board


Jesse D ask him

Serge,

Here is a quote for your "best of":

-----

Yes, Ulfie, God is an atheist.
Colin

-----


Jesse D ask him

Bestat,
check your e-mail, darling...
Bestat@exclusivecontent.com
Serge

I shoot my load so high that it now stuck to the 20 ft. ceiling!
**********************************

Thank you for that visual Serge, now I don't need to go make breakfast.

Which way to the vomitory...
Cleo Cleo's Rules

Dreidle,
today shapes like:
"Collect money due owed to SetGo" day

will you provide extra supply of brooms with splinters?
Serge

Hey Todd, I'll bring the saki!
Dreidle

i'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight. i can just see the image all too clearly.
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

oh god, oh god!
I just spent mostic memorable time on AIM with somebody who told me she was JJ...

Webdad,
may I borrow your ladder?

I shoot my load so high that it now stuck to the 20 ft. ceiling!
;-(((
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

I'm getting SetGo ad prices requests at the rate of 3 per hour...
-------------------

the problem was never finding buyers, it was finding a SELLER to deal with them..

like you said I'm spread too thin but I'm pretty pleased with the current arrangement :))


dig420

Serge, how often do you get AIM's from strangers ? :)
*****************************

I don't know...
I just been contacted by Jenna...
sorry, Slav,
I am too erect to post now
;-(((
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Slav, Vegas has food too?

I learned that the best way to find good food is just following Webdad
;-)))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Serge, how often do you get AIM's from strangers ? :)


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

oh Serge, when you're in Vegas check out Mendalay Bay. They have a russian resutrnat with 100 dif type of russian Vodka. I didnt go in tho, Cuban place next door looks much better.

But if you're staying in Venetian check out Postrio. I didnt eat at that one, but ate at the one in SF and the food was amazing.


Todd, one of these days :)
Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

i compressed the shit out of it and mutt embedded it into the page :-)

its awesome!! i'm bringing the mini disc recorder to vegas ... that thing rocks!!
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

cj, mutt,
I don't know how you guys did it, but now Kitty's interview starts right away, even on my dial up!

fucking A!
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Serge, u mean KC left his pink speedos on your door step when he was comming back from a gay rave? on nevermind i was thinking of Montreal again LOL :)
********************************

I don't know if it was KC's...

The DNA test came back
"inconclusive"
;-))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Slav,

Shabbat shalom to you too. All is good around here, ready for the holidays. my kids sure love this time of year:)

you gotta come up north sometime for some winter skiing or fun. portland aint to far. We have a nice cozy cabin right next to mt. hood for the winter fun:)
sextoyking

oh cj and kitty, i love those aussie accents. So sexy :)


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

Todd, shalom my friend, quiet well.
hope all is well with you.


Serge, i'm pretty sure my chief negotiator Captain Kirk is gonna be there playing Craps and getting drinks and rooms on the house.

Serge, u mean KC left his pink speedos on your door step when he was comming back from a gay rave? on nevermind i was thinking of Montreal again LOL :)


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

i'll be passing thought Miami on Jan 7th, but i dont think i'll be in the mood to kiss your door knob :))
***************************

would you rather kiss my ring instead?
;-)))


Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Slav,
I was in NJ...
;-(((

my loss
;-(((

BTW,
when you, KC, and Webfather had BBQ on my porch when I was away,
you left the garage door open!
;-(((

and...whose pink condom have I found under the bed????
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Yeh Slav,

what is the domain name, it's gotta be a good one?

sextoyking

Serge, you fucker
where were you when i was in Miami having dinner at WF's ? :))

i'll be passing thought Miami on Jan 7th, but i dont think i'll be in the mood to kiss your door knob :))


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

cj,
sorry, I am a fucking idiot!!!!

THIS POST IS A COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND CAN'T BE USED WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR.

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.


Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Slav,
what's the name, or are you going to tease us all to death?
;-))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Serge, got some cool shit cooking with Koko.
************************

will KoKo go to Vegas?
THE BEST CRAPS roll of my life I had with him at the table
;-)))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

i'm sitting here listening to Kitty's interview and she mentioned some smart drink and that reminded me of something. I was in the airport 2 weeks ago going to Vegas and saw the most amazing thing ever. Some fruit drinks named after one of my domain names. It gets even better, its an adult domain :)

domain is formarly JMM's, Greg lasardo wanted it, Lensman didnt wanna trade for adult.com and i'm just happy its good hands.


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

serge, your tagline links to a broken page ... take the .html off kitty at the end

http://www.opranoplus.com/kitty for the full kitty interview :-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Cj,

I am the same way, hate hearing my own voice:)) you did a kick ass job though..

Hey Slav,

how's it hanging bro?

sextoyking

Will probably miss Vegas show in January, even thought i was really looking forward to this one more than any others. Well besides the first one, where i picked you out of the crowd of goats :))

life is good :)
**************************

you fuck!

I was REALLY looking forward to see you!
;-(((

you are the ONLY person I know who speaks decent and understandable language around those shows...
when webmasters start learning Russian?????
;-)))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

but there would be no school kids cause tomorrow is saturday

*smacking forehead*
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Dig,
did you send everybody SetGo Thanksgiving Greetings?

I'm getting SetGo ad prices requests at the rate of 3 per hour...
;-)))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

could you send me an email re: when is good time to pick up doll - although I will try to pop by later!
--

kitty, i'm at home and will be up for a while yet so pop over whenever ... I don't know if its a good idea for me to leave julian outside waiting for you to swing by in the morning - some schoolkids might steal him HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!

todd, I *hate* listening to my own voice - but listening to it over and over and over while editing was TORTURE!!
:-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

Serge, got some cool shit cooking with Koko. All my domains are keeping me busy, its tough work trying to filter traffic to its fullest. Plus my girlfriend is keeping me busy and away from the computer. Will probably miss Vegas show in January, even thought i was really looking forward to this one more than any others. Well besides the first one, where i picked you out of the crowd of goats :))

life is good :)


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

whatcha doing up so late, can't sleep?
**********************

no, I just woke up!

My OpranO shift starts at 4 am eastern and Mike deducts $10 for every minute I am late
;-(((
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Kitty,
"taking public",
has nothing to do with TV.

"taking public" means issuance of shares which are publically traded.

For example...
Microsoft is a PUBLIC company,
and it's shares are bought and sold on the stock exchanges.

Thru my entire life on the net,
I was following foot steps of "playas"
and since
Paul Lesser owns 350,000 shares of RICK Cabaret
http://biz.yahoo.com/t/37/6798.html
I MUST own 350,000 shares of Oprano!
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Serge,

Tastes good, hmmmmm:)

whatcha doing up so late, can't sleep? took my sis out for her 32nd b-day tonight, it was a blast!!


sextoyking

Piss is actually 95% sterile water and 5 % ureic acid.
If you are stranded on an island or in the desert You can drink your own piss 3 times before it starts to poison you!!!

In some places (I guess judging from my taps QLD is one of them ) it is cleaner to drink Piss than the tap water!
But somehow i don't think I'll be asking for a glass of iced piss! lol
Kitty Sexcontents

Todd,
piss? what piss?

The piss inside of you causes bladder disfubctions and leads to male impotence.

The piss you get out of the system is doing wonders to your ssystem and even tastes good!
;-)))
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Slavv,
what have you been up to lately?

you don't write, you don't call
;-((
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Serge, now that makes more sense hahaha


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

Take oprano public?
what's that spose tromean.
Is it gonna be on TV or something? lol

THanks everyone - hiope you liek the interview!
I can't stay to chat - i am at the airport waiitng to pick up some ppl whopo are coming up for the gold coast drinks.

Cj,
could you send me an email re: when is good time to pick up doll - although I will try to pop by later!

Have a good one folks!
Kitty Sexcontents

Morning serge,

took me awhile to read through thursdays posts, quite a pissful day I would say:)

well at least Denise said hi to me:)

sextoyking

Kitty,

you did great!!!

quite a good sense of humor there:)
sextoyking

Serge,
is this some sort of twisted joke - Mayor wants to buy oprano???
Kitty
********************

Kitty,
of course he does.....but first I'll put him to the test.

If he pays for dinner-
than I know that he is serious!
;-)))

Kitty,
he mentioned something about taking
Oprano public...
Serge Kitty, did you really say THAT?

Cj,

love the voice!!!

sextoyking

Mutt,

time to listen to the Kitty show:)

sextoyking

YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Every body listen to my interview!
it is great and I'm not just saying that coz I am me! lol
Kitty Sexcontents

Serge,
is this some sort of twisted joke - Mayor wants to buy oprano???
Kitty Sexcontents

Ok this should work for everybody.

Presenting another OpranoPlus Feature Interview

Good Kitty Bad Kitty!

CJ from Purvebucks and Purvette interviews Kitty from SexContents.com. Design by CJ.

http://www.opranoplus.com/kitty

Serge,

Since you are on dialup it might take a minute to start playing. Netscape users click on the graphic to launch Media Player.

Enjoy!

mutt Good Kitty! Bad Kitty! The Inteview click here!

Slav,
you are not autistic,
you are INSOMNIAC!
;-))
Serge (Lensman, have you erased it ALL?)

>> Take autistic people - they could never sit the test - yet most of them are waaay smarter than any of us!


I must be autistic :)


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

Mike,
I'm having dinner tonight with Mayor...
he wants to buy Oprano.

I contemplate selling my share to him and thus making you 2 partners.

Is there any speacial message you want me to pass along?
;-))
Serge

Dig, I got it,
now I have to design a greeting card
;-)))
Serge

actually you will find that most high IQ ppl seem very eccentric.
***********************************

really?

I gotta tell this to Webdad
;-)))
Serge

To be invited to Join MENSA you have to have an IQ in the top 2% of the poplutlation - so over 150 is a good estimate.

Wehen I was 10 i got a score good enough to join if I want ( Like i said in my interview - i finished school at 14)
But you know what? If you join then you have LESS chance of getting a job.
Why? coz employers are SCARED of taking on anyone who is smarter than them - thats' a proven fact.

And you know what else? I don't believe that an IQ test axctually proves anything other than the fact that you can do well at an IQ test.

Take autistic people - they could never sit the test - yet most of them are waaay smarter than any of us!

IQ tests are suppose to be about common sense - it's got nothing to do with how MUCH you know - just how you solve problems.
The whole thing is utter bollocks in my opinion and you will never see
me take up the offer of membership.

In fact i hated the fact that all these Uni professors would come to my scholl and ask me all sorts of questions and try to understand how my brain works - I'm not a fuckign guinea pig.

I don't profess to be smart - but I know how to deal with any given situation - that is all.
I could never study at Uni, or get a degree- I am too scattered in my thinking - actually you will find that most high IQ ppl seem very eccentric.

anyway that's my take on the subject - so in the end who really gives a rat's arse???
it doesn't mean anything - it won't get you any extra benefits in life - so what's the big fucken deal???





Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

chk yr email


dig420

party will be another event for people who are not players.
********************************

c'mon!
I play with myself twice a day ... who said I'm not a "playa"?
Serge

serge I got it for ya
*************************

oh goodie!

I wanna send everybody on that list
Oprano's Thanksgiving Greetings!
Serge

Webmasters have BIG monitors, BIG FAST Internet connections, and small penises.
########################

Ya that sounds about right. :(
Gary
************************

Bullshit!!!!!
I am on AOL!
Serge

serge I got it for ya


dig420

he also owns extremehardcore.com, lolitasxxx.com and maybe he's the guy behind twyw.com


dig420

Everyone who received the email now has one helluvan email list, and it looks like hundreds of people.

ThrobX
********************

ThrobX,
how much for the list?
Serge

hey does anyone know the true owner of adultserv.com / hostingplus.com ?

$500.00 to anyone who can give me this man's name and a list of his domains.


dig420

Mutt, Blanchett is Reliable Hosting / XXX Web Hosting. No, Asia did not talk about her intelligence or her computer to the reporter. Sooo, it was picked up from her bio or features on her web site; and yes, she is nerdy and very shy, the second she is off camera. Too be exact, you would never recogonize her when playing ths slots with blue jeans, pig tails, sweat shirt & boots. She is a knock out gorgeous lady, and very gracious to her fans when working a show, but extremely shy and doesn't really like crowds. That is the reason she does very few personal appearances, and not for very long at a time.

I had not seen the article, but it seems that even a smaller AdultDex was more interesting than a smaller Comdex to that reporter. The other mainstream show in town at the same time, went from 65 booths last year to 14 this year. It is a very difficult time for Tradeshows AND Las Vegas. They tell us that ours lost less than most.... so it is evident that Porn still rules....hehhe


Sharpie

What Exactly Does A VIP Pass To The Players Ball Entitle You To?
R3K

mutt, email on the way. windows media file ready :-)
cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

So when does this Player Hater's Ball take place? and will there be weed? ;)
Dreidle

Billy I think you make an excellent point that is over looked.

What we are doing with the Player Hater Ball is a private, invite only event. It is for old friends to get together in a comfortable environment, to catch up and have a nice relaxed time.

The Players Ball is a great industry event which is open to the masses. It is a way to get new customers and to thank webmasters. The lines backed up to get into the event only shows how successful the party is.

There is no conflict of interest at all... Right D$?

I hope he stops by and clears the air...


Mike AI Find out whats going on with Asia!

I'm glad post # 33601 was translated into a language I can understand

Vick Working on a night move ....... ;-) or something

oh....i didn't read your post that closely. You think the writer just pulled off the MENSA stuff on her website. Could be.

I'm still not sure I'd be putting it on my website even if i was a MENSA member.

What's the IQ requirement to be in MENSA anyways?
mutt

Rox,

i'm sure Asia is a nice person and u being her personal friend you would take exception to me making fun of her.

But it does seem to me she makes way too much of her intelligence and MENSA status. It's like people who go around trying to make sure other people know that they are rich or people who name drop. Why does she care if people know she is intelligent?
Has to be insecurity. People who are in her occupation who care what other people think about them are in the wrong profession.

This isn't really a shot at Asia in particular, i've always had a problem with MENSA itself. Grouping people together based soley on a genetic attribute is pretty shallow.




mutt Football Pickem Week Ten ------------ Can Anybody Catch 'Marie'?

Mike I saw a post from D$ and I think he is right our LITTLE... PRIVATE.. party will be another event for people who are not players. That is as long as they are on the Shaw List !


I will have a special announcement about the party but you will have to wait till Dec 1st : )

Again I am glad to see that we are all trying to get along ! !



Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) who will be asshole of the year ? ?

For those of you who did not understand my Post #33597, here is another version. Players only!



Billy, some kinda' sucka's be tryin' t' term da party we wanna throw in Vegas
as some negative event. I guess dis be becuz we have choosen some funny name
an' theme 4 da party. (down low, Playa' Hata' Ball).

But dose-dair who know da sucka's who be puttin' dis on an' I know betta'. I
have been throwin' dis type o' private parties 4 5 years. Infact I have been
throwin' dis intimate affairs amoung homies b4 otha' parties wuz even around.
(down low, Hell I bet I have been throwin' parties longa' den most sucka's in
dis industry have been in da industry!)

I heard dat D$ be bein' some real professional about it - an' has some
possitive attitude an' be wishin' us best... D$ be some classy guy, I have 24/7
said dat. Wassups acshuns an' words prove he be some playa'.

D$ digs dat dis aint some negative event, he knows fust hand he has been t'
some few o' mah parties! I be shaw he will 'esplain dis concept t'all da Playa'
Hata' Hata's... (down low, duz dat make sense?? double negative so's its some
playa'?)

Anyway, we have some kinda' 'escitin' shit comin' out - Brad still aint gonna
let me spill da bains. He be still ticked off I let too much slip as it be.

Rest assured, Da Playa' Hata' Ball will be some blast though.... (down low, we
may even have some kinda' Playa' Hata' Gaih' t' give t'all our homies who stop
by!)

Mike AI News, games, cockholsters of the day

Mutt,

"uh....why does Asia[n] Carrera feel it necessary to tell anybody she comes in contact with that she is a MENSA member?"

She doesn't, but it IS noted on her website, which the author clearly visited while writing the article... he also wrote that her computer was an "AMD Athlon butt-kicker." That fact's also on her site, but I can't say I've ever heard her refer to it that way in person. :-)

Believe it or not, Asia doesn't even really care all that much about her MENSA membership -- other people make more of a big deal about it than she does; many of them rude comments like, "If you're so smart, why are you in porn?" Me, I think it's fucking brilliant; at 27 and a porn star she's made FAR more money than she would have in any career involving her stellar intellect.

MENSA, which proudly touts their celebrity members, wouldn't put up a link to Asia's site (even the clean version she made just for them) until she threatened to sue them. For a bunch of hi IQ geeks, trying to shun a celebrity because of her chosen profession seems awfully stupid...

Sorry, but I have a soft spot for Asia. She's my friend and has been good to me, and I don't like anyone to talk shit about her; especially when they only know her as the porn star they've jerked off to ;-) I'm just that kind of loyal!

And btw, if anyone talked shit about you, Mutt, I'd defend you too! :-)
Rox Truly a treasure, she is!