Mutt,

"uh....why does Asia[n] Carrera feel it necessary to tell anybody she comes in contact with that she is a MENSA member?"

She doesn't, but it IS noted on her website, which the author clearly visited while writing the article... he also wrote that her computer was an "AMD Athlon butt-kicker." That fact's also on her site, but I can't say I've ever heard her refer to it that way in person. :-)

Believe it or not, Asia doesn't even really care all that much about her MENSA membership -- other people make more of a big deal about it than she does; many of them rude comments like, "If you're so smart, why are you in porn?" Me, I think it's fucking brilliant; at 27 and a porn star she's made FAR more money than she would have in any career involving her stellar intellect.

MENSA, which proudly touts their celebrity members, wouldn't put up a link to Asia's site (even the clean version she made just for them) until she threatened to sue them. For a bunch of hi IQ geeks, trying to shun a celebrity because of her chosen profession seems awfully stupid...

Sorry, but I have a soft spot for Asia. She's my friend and has been good to me, and I don't like anyone to talk shit about her; especially when they only know her as the porn star they've jerked off to ;-) I'm just that kind of loyal!

And btw, if anyone talked shit about you, Mutt, I'd defend you too! :-)
Rox Truly a treasure, she is!

All dis playa' hatin'.

Mike, yo' ass workin' on dose-dair hats an' hockey jerseys?

Brad Shaw Midget Sites Convert!

Webmasters have BIG monitors, BIG FAST Internet connections, and small penises.
########################

Ya that sounds about right. :(
Gary 10 cents a click for November

Billy, some people are trying to term the party we want to throw in Vegas as a negative event. I guess this is because we have choosen a funny name and theme for the party. ( Player Hater Ball).

But those who know the people who are putting this on and I know better. I have been throwing this type of private parties for 5 years. Infact I have been throwing this intimate affairs amoung friends before other parties were even around. ( Hell I bet I have been throwing parties longer then most people in this industry have been in the industry!)

I heard that D$ is being a real professional about it - and has a possitive attitude and is wishing us best... D$ is a classy guy, I have always said that. His actions and words prove he is a player.

D$ understands that this is not a negative event, he knows first hand he has been to a few of my parties! I am sure he will explain this concept to all the Player Hater Haters... ( does that make sense?? double negative so its a player?)

Anyway, we have some exciting things coming out - Brad still will not let me spill the beans. He is still ticked off I let too much slip as it is.

Rest assured, The Player Hater Ball will be a blast though.... ( we may even have some Player Hater Gear to give to all our friends who stop by!)


Mike AI News, games, cockholsters of the day

How's about that Rose Travel & Tours, thanks for sending me the email about the reduced hotel rates for the January shows. Next time, would you mind putting the email address list in the blind carbon copy spot, instead of the To: spot? Everyone who received the email now has one helluvan email list, and it looks like hundreds of people.

ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News

"Webmasters have BIG monitors, BIG FAST Internet connections, and small penises."

Well not all of us. And when borrowing one to play with, we prefer to borrow big. :D


Lisa Surprisingly surprising...soon... ;))

53% of Oprano visitors have 1024 x 768 screen resolution
32% 800 x 600

640 x 480 doesn't even get listed, which seems weird.

Here is the profile i am getting

Webmasters have BIG monitors, BIG FAST Internet connections, and small penises.

The Webmaster Penis Size Poll will go up tomorrow. No liars need apply.
mutt

serge

waiting to hear from cj about the audio problem with the Kitty Interview.

Early poll results show that most webmasters are on a broadband connection. Three people have responded they are on Prozac.

mutt What Kind of Connection Are You On? Please Tell Us Here!

Mike.. hard to throw it in your face : )

Any more word on the Vegas Party ??
Will it happen ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) who will be asshole of the year ? ?

I'm hung like a beagle. ;) Mike, give a conservative brother a break, I'm trying to impress Kitty, not you.

Legal disclaimer:
MikeAI and I have never compared our penises in public or in private. Said comparisons are made for novelty purposes only. Rebroadcast of this telecast is expressly forbidden by major leauge baseball.


Ulfie

itty, Mike is hung like a flea, how could he rank ahead of me? Hey, that rhymes. hahaha


Ulfie
___________

hey Ulfie you going to keep throwing this in my face??


:-)

haha
Mike AI Asia Carrera is a fraud?!?!?!

Monk - that was funny!!

Kitty, I am happy to have made your top 5! I am honored.

Mutt I am out stealing companies, I almost got Dell today. That Michael Dell is one sneaky bastard!

ahaha
Mike AI Asia Carrera is a fraud?!?!?!

mutt, when Kitty's interview is released!?
Serge

Kitty, Mike is hung like a flea, how could he rank ahead of me? Hey, that rhymes. hahaha


Ulfie

AHAHA!


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - free PUSI when you sign up!

serge, how would you like to lick that belly button from the inside?
*********************************

Dig,
c'mon, let's be realistic!

5 years ago before the Internet,
oh yeah, baby!

now.....my tongue is all weared off
;-)))
you should have seen my monitor!
;-)))
S. O. B. FantasyMan, Oprano's NEW sponsor of the month!

Mike must be out stealing businesses and Serge doing maintenance work on the Oprano hitbot.
*******************

c'mon, mutt, you know better!

It's not maintanace, it's called PROGRAMMING!
;-)))
S. O. B.

K we are live come listen to us talk to girls that drop their panties and big wigs in the business
Blondy PLR Radio Webmaster LIVE

Okay I can handle that job!

I'm not on the cam tonight sorry - I'm having a well deserved night off!

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

#2 ??

http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/bellybutton.jpg

serge, how would you like to lick that belly button from the inside?

worth a cut up tongue I would have to say...




dig420 Fetishbucks.com - free PUSI when you sign up!

apparently i am Kitty. A vacuum of power is dangerous. I am setting up a provisional Oprano government. You can be Vice-President in charge of pleasuring the President - me :)

are ya naked on your cam tonight?


mutt

Shit ! Mutt you are in charge now?
okay sexiest man = Mutt ;)



Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Ok so I am in trouble with all the boyz....

Here is my list of top 5 Sexiest REAL men:
1- Serge
2- Dig420
3- Corvo
4- Mike
5- Ulfie

Is that better ??
(you guys owe me now) ;)


Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

hmmmmmm.....quiet here tonight.
Mike must be out stealing businesses and Serge doing maintenance work on the Oprano hitbot.

that means i am in charge.


mutt

I have a bottle of hand lotion in my hand and I am off to watch the Victoria's Secret lingerie show.
see you in 5 minutes
====================================

ROTFLMAO..whatever happened to the real doll??

;-))


Magick Insite Adult: Home of the World Famous Cheese Crispy!

"okay - I have a 7-11 slurpee in my hand and I am off to watch Survivor.
night - night "

I have a bottle of hand lotion in my hand and I am off to watch the Victoria's Secret lingerie show.
see you in 5 minutes



Monk

Anyone wanna chat wit me I'm at PLR
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Wanna thank Kid Red for the new look of
http://www.universalamateurs.com

As Always GREAT JOB!
BigDog New Amateurs+ $45= BIG$$$!

The AdultDex article comes from Reuters. It used somebody named Phil Blancett and Asia Carerra for most of the quotes ....i've heard the name.....who is Phil Blancett?


mutt Phil Blancett Says : click here for what he said

More webmasters, less entertainment %-wise I mean.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

Mensa. An organization that bases it's membership on the concept of "Intelligence Quotient".

A club based on income would be probably be a much better estimate of such a thing as "intelligence".
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

Asia ....not Asian....tho she is Asian.......and a MENSA member if u didn't know......funny that...... not to burst Asia's bubble but Meni told me that Colin Powell has been in constant contact with Jenna Jameson since September 11th and Jenna has basically been the architect of the military campaign in Afghanitstan.


mutt Aussie Telephone Co. Has No Sympathy for Dialer Victims .....click here to read

Adult Dex sparse? Maybe in pure numbers but it was an EXCELLENT show.

There were more webmasters and less entertainment that normal. I have a feeling that once again, for me, I met webmasters that I will be doing business with for the next five years.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

oprano

ask joee why he is stealing our traffic today

his join pages at trafficcashgold.com sites are all blank

damn that sucks!
Piglet
*************************

Piglet,
joee needs money to buy me crab clas,
he is my "flavor of the month"
;-)))
Serge

AdultDex 'Sparse' But Porners Upbeat
http://www.opranoplus.com

uh....why does Asian Carrera feel it necessary to tell anybody she comes in contact with that she is a MENSA member?

Helloooooooooooooooooooo Asia? Guess what. NOBODY FUCKING CARES!
mutt Read the News Here! Updated Round The Clock!

lol

:-)
sharky V3.0 Coming soon! Be On the lookout!

"Oh.. BTW - Have you ever seen Cybrglide get so mad as he did with that poor hostess at dinner on saturday? I thought he was going to Jump over her little podium/desk thing!
"

hey I wasn't mad I was just a little ummmmmm upset with her
;-))

Cybrglide Extreme Green

Last i saw Jonas in Aug, he had more property than Donald "duck" Trump hehe

I forgot which it is,
he either makes his tenants buy memberships, or his members rent property. In any case its good cross-marketing biz.

:))
Slavdogg i'm sofa king we tod ed

whats up Colin ? busy like a mofo over here


JesseD, hey bro! how u been ?


"wait a second who are you guys?"
"have i told you about my problem? " - Memento
:))


Slavdogg

Did somebody say Craps????!!!
I am online bookign my hotel and flights right now...
those Dice are a-callin!!!!

--

kitty, your a craps fan??!??!
ALLRIIIIGHT!!!

if kitty and I disappear, ya know where we've disappeared to :-)
the craps table!!!

cj (vaginator) $70 free signups, all day every day!!

okay - I have a 7-11 slurpee in my hand and I am off to watch Survivor.

night - night

Jesse
Jesse D Or ask HIM.

Jonas is buying real estate in South Florida.Haven't taljked to him a while .. but .. Jonas is one of those guys that as soon as I see him or talk to him, everything just grooves and I know I am in the presence of one of my best friends.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

ARS PARTY TONIGHT @ http://www.plrradio.com 9-11pm est 6-8pm Pacific

Laura will be with us tonight to answer all your Adult Revenue Services questions. I can't wait to ask her about thier hot new sites. :)

Shoot on over, tune in, and request a tune!
Be sure to type !prizes in the chat room

come join our chat located at http://www.plrradio.com/chat.html
or if you prefer to use Mirc goto
irc.plrradio.com
Channel# plrlive
Blondy ENTER HERE & Win a MICROSOFT X-BOX!!!

OK PICKEM PLAYERS! HAVE AT IT WEEK TEN IS NOW UP!

now the heat is on, nobody can afford a 3 win week anymore.


zooooooooooooom

zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

zooooooooooooooooooooom


mutt NFL PICKEM CHALLENGE OPEN FOR BIDNAS AGAIN! PICK EARLY PICK OFTEN!!!

Piglet,

I'm looking at the join page for Roger Celeb right now.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

Colin,

What ever happened to Jonas? You still in contact with him?




Jesse D Or ask HIM.

Momento is one of the best movies of the year - but that is not saying much this year - A year where my favorite movie is a cartoon.
Jesse D Or ask HIM.

Just got done reading all that's been posted since I crashed last night and I'd just like to say:

WHEW!!!

Morning gang. :)


Lisa Surprisingly surprising...soon... ;))

oprano

ask joee why he is stealing our traffic today

his join pages at trafficcashgold.com sites are all blank

damn that sucks!
Piglet why joee why?

Serge how about we let Kitty in on our party?
Me you and her?
every hole will be used
whom ever cums first
loses
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Slav, HOW THE FUCK ya doing?!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Send 750 free signups today, make $750! It's easy!

Touche, Colin. It will be a dandy. ; )
JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Colin, Memento is an excelent movie, worth seeing.


Slavdogg

It's always a long game in Tampa.
You'll get your 10 points. We'll get our 13. See ya there.
Colin WHY TGP2 is the hot program

Someone talking about my Bears over here? I'm with Ryan all the way...going to be a long game for the home team, Sharky. ; )

We've also got a college matchup of our own...USC vs. UCLA...Trojans, Baby!

JMScore (Where the only line, is the bottom line)

Damn.. sorry about that.. my connection is really hiccuping today!! :>(((



TheEnforcer Making bank- $42 per trial signup!

keep on talking ryan.

You are going to be wearing a Bears Jersey in Bucs Stadium... in a bucs season ticket holder section.. they are going to have fun with you!!
sharky Newbie Basics!
Thu, 15 Nov 2001 02:46:38 - IP: 66.13.17.242 - Post # 33528
--------------------

Two years ago my sister and her family did that except they were wearing Packers jersey's. Brought a lifesize Brett Favre stand-up thing. nearly got in a brawl!! :>)) They went several times over the years. Bucs actually changed their ticket policy because one year there were a TON of Packers fans and theywere just as loud, if not louder than, the Bucs fans!!

PACKERS RULE BABY!!




TheEnforcer Making bank- $42 per trial signup!

keep on talking ryan.

You are going to be wearing a Bears Jersey in Bucs Stadium... in a bucs season ticket holder section.. they are going to have fun with you!!
sharky Newbie Basics!
Thu, 15 Nov 2001 02:46:38 - IP: 66.13.17.242 - Post # 33528
--------------------

Two years ago my sister and her family did that except they were wearing Packers jersey's. Brought a lifesize Brett Favre stand-up thing. nearly got in a brawl!! :>)) They went several times over the years. Bucs actually changed their ticket policy because one year there were a TON of Packers fans and theywere just as loud, if not louder than, the Bucs fans!!

PACKERS RULE BABY!!




TheEnforcer Making bank- $42 per trial signup!

Webfather- Haven't seen Memento:
http://movie-reviews.colossus.net/movies/m/memento.html

BUT sounds VERY interesting.

Colin WHY TGP2 is the hot program

Colin....you are probably right. I have a memory like the guy in momento. ;-)))

Webfather

Kitty,
when you in Vegas,
I'll show you something I never seen before...
the most "gayish" dice throw possible,
done by my craps shoot teacher-
12 Clicks
;-))
Serge

Did somebody say Craps????!!!
I am online bookign my hotel and flights right now...
those Dice are a-callin!!!!


Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

If that's the case more power to RJB, yesterday was one of our strongest days with them. Keep rocking those signups in guys.
***********************************

Toolz,
tomorrow morning I'll go over the history of this mutual admiration society,
which started LONG before
"mr Papagiorgio" blessed the crap tables in Vegas.

I'm sure you correct me if and where I go wrong,
I hate when I blamed for re-writing the history
;-))
Serge

Serge -

Glad I was finally able to convince you of something.. I think that's a first for me???
***************************

Sharky...I'm getting old or you getting wise or....
RB is RIGHT and I'm going SENILE!
;-))))
Serge (Lensman, have you erased it ALL?)

Hmmm ... I have a similar one but can't find it, Webfather BUT .. I think it was when you said you were not going to return to the boards and then did. Blah blah blah ... I said something about changing your mind being called learning.

This might have been years ago. I can't remember details and boardse.com isn't helping.

Colin WHY TGP2 is the hot program

Hi Jesse,

Didn't mean to ignore your post the other day.

Webfather

I change my mind every day,
it's called LEARNING
**********************************

I can not lie.....I stole the line from George Bush during last years presidential race.

And the line goes, "I change my mind all the time, it's called learning."

Webfather

Do the girls still take the cock out of your pants there?

Ask Colin - http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/

Jesse D Or ask HIM.

HELL NO,

they are not!!! and I'm sure crystal will agree with me!

they have to come home right after the game and watch the little ones.

So the girls can go out! lol

Star Come On down! Get LInked!

I only have one thing to say:

STEELERS & THE D. They are giving up just over 200 yards a game and only 11 points a game.
Jesse D Or ask HIM.

Meni .. mons is only busy after certain visiting teams; like after a Giants game it is packed. After patriots game it was empty. NY boys.


Colin WHY TGP2 is the hot program

Will you guys hit the Mons Venus after? I heard its a madhouse after buc's games
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

keep on talking ryan.

You are going to be wearing a Bears Jersey in Bucs Stadium... in a bucs season ticket holder section.. they are going to have fun with you!!
sharky Newbie Basics!

Sure, laugh it up now! You will be singing a different tune when my Bears whip up on the Bucs.

My prediction is 28-3 BEARS!

Woot Woot!


Ryan Kick Ass Design @ Affordable Prices!

MUTT!
its still week 9
fix it
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
sharky Newbie Basics!

Speaking of games Sharky,

This weekend you're going to see the bucs and bears..Ryan's so paranoid about his ticket being lost, and hoping they won't take the whole stub so he can frame it!
hahahahaha

Star Get LInked!

Speaking of Games this weekend..

FSU/UF game is Saturday.
This is the only time I can remember that I ahven't been looking forward to the game. Sadly, FSU Sucks this year:-(
sharky Newbie Basics!

hey Mutt, when do the picks go up for the games this weekend?

Shok $$$$$$$$

Why TGP2 is the Hot Program
http://www.ynotnews.com/111501/page1.html
Colin http://www.ynotnews.com/111501/page1.html

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sharky Newbie Basics!

XBox's... sweet Toolz, more good stuff :0)

Can't remember having a bad point day with ARS in over a year. :)


RichC MC

Voodooman,

Jesse had viagra instructions earlier and they scared me off.

Colin The TGP2 Bucks Serpent and the Rainbow.

Colin,

Viagra???
voodooman Zmaster

Help .. my roadrunner is down and I can't get up!
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Me :)

That's also the proper attitude to invoke when someone requires consistency of you. See
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin/

for consistency technique.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Serge -

Glad I was finally able to convince you of something.. I think that's a first for me???

Oh.. BTW - Have you ever seen Cybrglide get so mad as he did with that poor hostess at dinner on saturday? I thought he was going to Jump over her little podium/desk thing!

hahaha...

CG - remind me not to piss you off:-)


sharky Newbie Basics!

love to be wrong as it gives an opportunity to learn -
was Colin

I'll take this as a learning day




Vick We will never tell but .... You can get paid from it ;-)

Serge - Devation and turn around he he he
You are a master (de)bater and chess player
*********************

Vick, I change my mind every day,
it's called LEARNING
;-))
was it Colin or Webdad who posted it here?
;-))
Serge

Kitty, no...I am an EYES and BRAINS man'
;p[)))
Serge

Vick,
my favorit was with her spirited eyes and gypsy smile...
Serge

Vick,

If that's the case more power to RJB, yesterday was one of our strongest days with them. Keep rocking those signups in guys.

BTW, we should have some XBox's in for everyone to redeem their rewards points for later this week. And don't forget, $50 per signup all next week.

Toolz ARS 3rd Gen - $50 Per Sign Up Nov 19-25 on ALL Signups

Now this is a nice Harley
http://www.quacko.com/images/nicetank.jpg

GregP

Vick,
research into the subject and Sharky;s arguments convinced me that this is industry wide practice
Serge

Knowing Serge, he would have loved this one:

http://www.analssexx.com/kitty/bellybutton.jpg

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Serge - Devation and turn around he he he
You are a master (de)bater and chess player
In the name of devation
Which image of Kitty did you enjoy most?


Vick We will never tell but .... You can get paid from it ;-)

Vick,
the first one who sent e-mails to his former members was...Al Hadhazy, the PIONEER of this Industry.

I'll start the list of proggies who do not do that, everybody feel free to add their names:
'
1) http://www.cloud9cash.com/
2) ????
Serge

Kitty,
did you say you went to the gym for a year?
****
I'v ebeen workign ou tsince I was 14. (8 years)

will you taste the conollies for me?
*******
I'll taste your conollies anyday lol
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions

Serge - Never said we should kill anyone over it
Someone ;-) posted the email amd I am curious if it is indeed fact and what RB would have to say about it
Guess I am a little late

Vick Do Do Do Do Do Do - Plastic Flowers Never Die

Is it correct that Max Cash is emailing their former customers (surfers that have cancelled)
and offering them access to all 41 sites in the Max Cash family
For a lower price than they originally joined one site?


Vick
********************

Vick, everybody do that...should we kill them all?
Serge