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Nick,
c'mon,
have mercy on his soul, you do better today than joee.

You have your health, your wife, live with your kids,
don't have a 50% partner,
nobody spreas rumors about you,
your AOL account is prepaid for a year,
Voltar's Board guys and gals know who you are, and never heard of JoeE or his companies,
you think he wouldn't rather lose $30k and get the peace of mind you enjoy?



Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:13:58 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31400


Ah Nick,
a guy I truly liked the first time I met you, sure bro, send me an email: todd@programs.net

Name, address, etc for fedex.


sextoyking
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:13:19 24.255.27.154 Post #: 31399


I am everything my online personna is.

I'm a mean spirited, unflinching, violent, educated, sharp witted, and pyschotic powder puff.

Who wants some?


NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:12:27 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31398


Mike
there is a difference, during my photoshoot, cj was standing there camera in hand...there were no scantily clad men standing around squirting each others' ass with waterhoses ;)))
______________________

You could be bringing this fantasy a little to far Sykk. :-) I dont remember saying anything about squirting asses. :-)


Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:12:22 63.100.104.31 Post #: 31397


errr and todd,don't forget that "thingy"...for my errr "friend"
Nick
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:11:35 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31396


Serge,
sure we can help you out, what size dick are we talking about??
Small one, 8 inch, 20 inch??

We aim to please:))
------------------------------

"Serge...please FedEx dick ASAP. I have an idea.... "

Todd,
pal, will you help me with this one?

can you do DN and I'll pay for everything?
sextoyking
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:10:15 24.255.27.154 Post #: 31395


Serge,
you misunderstand.I have no animosity towards joee.I have even forgotten about the thirty grand bill to NP2 we had to forgive.

however I was taught,once you get them down,never let them get up...
Nick
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:08:46 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31394


Serge - sound like someone else we know?



Bubba
**************

Bubba,
you do know Anthony close, don't you?
;-)))
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:06:32 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31393


Serge
No later then 2 weeks from today from what I hear... ;-)
Tukhman
********************

Great!
1st of the month is coming and we need more room for our sponsors, TIA!
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:05:17 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31392


errr the phrase Judge ,jury and executioner comes to mind.

Like the sound of joee's parties though. ;))
Nick
******************

so why don't we let THEM deal with him?

He is a big boy, he knows what he is doing, and he showed it on numerous ocassions buying internet stocks, when it was fashionable.
;-)))

Geeze,
why every time one sees somebody on the ground-
the first reaction is to kick him in the nuts????

Please let LIFE just take it's course
;-0))
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:03:31 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31391


mutt,
I'm 41...... ;))

Forget the coke,its the 4 tabs of viagra a day thats a bitch ;))

Gotta go,shooting pains down the left arm again
Nick
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:02:30 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31390


"public persona", which is VERY different from real life joe
*************************

Serge - sound like someone else we know?



Bubba MakingBank.com - $42 Per Trial Join And A $100 Per Sign Up Day Is Coming Up FAST!
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:02:14 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31389


Serge
No later then 2 weeks from today from what I hear... ;-)
Tukhman The All New Like Whoa .... January 2002 =)
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:01:29 216.66.64.207 Post #: 31388



coke will wear your heart out by the time you are 40

but the whores sound good!
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 15:00:39 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31387


Mutt - thanks but I have to give credit to Serge - it was his idea to clean things up!
*************************

nope...
it was joee idea that we have way too much ads and we still need room for more!!!

Tukhman,
when will your BEST guys finish with Oprano redesign?
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:59:14 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31386


Post # 31361 was deleted for spreading inaccurate rumors
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:55:10 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31385


I also heard from someone in this industry that the cost for Brad Shaw's party will be less then Joe Elkland from CEN spends on coke, and hookers.
************************

Oh puuuhhlleeze!

this is one of the most inaccurate posts I ever seen!

1) it's ELKIND, not Elkland

2) CEN? what's CEN?

3) I don't know about hookers, that's very private affair, but..
I being in his BOTH houses and I NEVER seen him doing coke, NEVER!

you post has been deleted for inaccuracy!
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:52:34 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31384


who are we to tell him how to live or conduct business?
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 02:46:39 - IP: 172.162.90.66 - Post # 31379


errr the phrase Judge ,jury and executioner comes to mind.

Like the sound of joee's parties though. ;))
Nick
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:52:20 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31383


Mike
there is a difference, during my photoshoot, cj was standing there camera in hand...there were no scantily clad men standing around squirting each others' ass with waterhoses ;)))
SykkBoy Making Bank -- EZ as Money in the Bank
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:50:14 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31382


Edd,

Ya know, for all my experience running a Webmaster Resource, I forgot to check IP Addy's. =o)

It's all in good fun. =o)
Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:48:38 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31381


2 joins now? since when did it go up? geez, times must be tough ;)))


SykkBoy Making Bank -- EZ as Money in the Bank
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:47:31 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31380


Serge .....your silence can be bought?
******************

well, I offered it for free,
but he insisted on paying...

let's go back to 1997...
I met Joe Elkind in March,
in the days when he was chased by creditors who couldn't collect on bandwidth bills,
bad mouthed by UAS for some stories with female employees,
he seemed like a nice jewish boy with no clue about either business or recurrings.

In 5 months after following some of my advices,
he was in much better shape and insisted on paying back as a token of his appreciation.

I was making a nice coin and didn't need his money,
jews tend to help each other in Russia without asking much in return,
I followed my roots.

He wanted me to say good things about his company,
but...I couldn't, and I told him that.

He sent checks anyway,
and that's what I call
"being paid for keeping mouth shut"

joee is a good egg in private company,
but his insecurity manifests itself in his "public persona", which is VERY different from real life joe.

He slept in my house,
and even had no problems paying me back $100 5 months later,
I lend him for gas to visit his mom when he was visiting NJ.

If he wasn't trying making himself ASSHOLE of the year on the board,
he'd get more in life, but...
who are we to tell him how to live or conduct business?
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:46:39 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31379


Nick,

Let's not fuck about, just send me your phone number, we'll hook up. No need to waste your time sending in signups.

=)
NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:46:07 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31378


Or send 2 joins and win sex with Anthony.

Nick
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:45:00 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31377


Mutt - thanks but I have to give credit to Serge - it was his idea to clean things up!

Anthony - I know EXACTLY what you mean! ....notice how the Dark One and I somehow have the same IP? hmmm... how could that happen? ;)

All things in jest, except paychecks...
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:44:49 63.100.104.9 Post #: 31376



3rd day in a row Mayor McCockholster of Porn City with the same fucking spam.

whatever happened to that thumbnail stealing thing he had?

why do these companies like INsite and WEG waste their money on paying out webmasters, paying employees, buying advertising when the good Mayor of Cockholsterville has a better way? What is wrong with everybody?

MAYOR McSPAM 4 PRESIDENT IN '04!!!
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:44:46 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31375


Just an addition...

If you think this is a joke, NO, we'll go buy you a damn new one.

Spec'd up to what you want. =o)

100,000 signups!


Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:43:07 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31374


Mike,
I'm pushing the "elite" from this company to get the work done; we don't do nothing in halves, and our friends especially get a priority over any business dealings ;-)

Stay tuned... I was actually just informed about the work we are doing for you... LOL
Tukhman The All New Like Whoa .... January 2002 =)
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:42:01 216.66.64.207 Post #: 31373


Mike,
I'm pushing the "elite" from this company to get the work done; we don't do nothing in halves, and our friends especially get a priority over any business dealings ;-)

Stay tuned... I was actually just informed about the work we are doing for you... LOL
Tukhman The All New Like Whoa .... January 2002 =)
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:42:01 216.66.64.207 Post #: 31372


Serge... Now that's what I'm talking about ;-)

I don't know about being young though, getting old myself here ;-))))
Tukhman AK...DeeeDaDa...Heartbeat...Dddddd
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:40:16 216.66.64.207 Post #: 31371


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Imagine the ride, take off the Hard Top, and you have yourself the ULTIMATE Convertible!

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Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:40:00 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31370




Whats up Tukh!! Serge and I are excited about the work you and Stan have going on for us!!

I think we will make a big splash!!


Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:39:43 63.100.104.31 Post #: 31369


Serge/Mikey How are you fellas?! :)
Tukhman
**********************

Tukh,
we are fine,
keeping ourselves busy with new and fresh ideas,
kinda like "young bucks"
;-)))
Serge BMW stock is UP in Europe
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:37:34 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31368



Serge .....your silence can be bought?

i am very disillusioned, i must take to my bed for awhile


mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:36:42 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31367


errr I think I'm a hitter BUT>>>>>>

If I joined cencash it would take me about 2 yrs (if the unrecorded signups did not occur) to win Modena.Ah well no room to park it by the porsche and the benzes ;)))

hahahahahahahahaha good one,joee.

ANNOUNCEMENT:Send 600,000 joins and win My house.Join http://www.nicksclicks.com

ahahahahahahhahahahaha
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:35:49 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31366


What are these interesting discussions about parties, makes me want to ask, where 'ta hell is Like Whoa promoting their party...

I appologize, we were to busy to even announce the party, but I think we got the official site getting ready ;-)

Also, that nice Kick-Off of a brand new BMW X5 giveaway, WILL be at the show ;-)

Serge/Mikey How are you fellas?! :)
Tukhman LikeWhoa
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:33:43 216.66.64.207 Post #: 31365



Oh come on Sykk, I saw your photoshoot - you looked like you enjoyed sudsy water! :-)

Next car was fund raiser we are going to fly you in - Brad and Bill refuse to do windows!!


Mike AI DMOZ? What is that?
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:30:41 63.100.104.31 Post #: 31364



Very interesting story I just posted about the further mainstreaming of porn. A very big name in Hollywood movies is putting out softcore porn without his name on it. This is going to keep happening, one day you will see Disney own a porn production company, softcore, the rest of them will be doing Filthy Humpin Whores #42 right along side American Pie #9.

http://www.opranoplus.com


mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:30:14 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31363


Serge must be teaching webmasters his OLD tricks...
********************************

are you talking about "tricks" you paid me $3000 a month to not to talk about your company on the boards in 1997?

Those "tricks" kept you out of troubles, and you even had some respect in webmastering community.



********************************
joee, There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. wanna see?
********************************

The only pot you have is a pot Steven Case pisses his golden shower into.
My biggest fear in life is when he goes thru your financial records-
my name might come up as a recepient of your checks.


Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:29:39 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31362


You should have seen all three of us in short shorts, and cut off shirts soaping up all the cars!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

the thought of that distrubs even ME


SykkBoy How much money did you put in the bank today?
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:28:09 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31360




Serge, maybe you should tell your friend JoeE that the budget for the party we are throwing comes from pocket change, cutting coupons, and the neighborhood carwash Brad, Billy and I worked at 2 weeks ago.

You should have seen all three of us in short shorts, and cut off shirts soaping up all the cars!

:-)


Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:25:11 63.100.104.31 Post #: 31359


Send all that traffic(as long as it NOT spam) to TrafficcashGold and I will pay you the money Brad owes you... Next!

Matbe they should run their programs and NOT parties;-))

Serge must be teaching webmasters his OLD tricks...


joee, There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. wanna see?
Fri Nov 9 14:52:55 2001 - 12.27.150.225
Bored Reader
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:23:08 64.12.104.179 Post #: 31358


Hello?....is anybody there???
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:22:03 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31357


So who disturbs my slumber?????!!!!

DN,
I WON!!!!I WON!!!!I will bell you this pm to catch up if you will e available?

Darkone,you aren't fit to blow the wind from my ass ;)


oh and Moose,
Fuck off! ;)))
Satanatilynx
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:16:03 24.69.255.204 Post #: 31356



hey Ed

i like the new look of the text ads.
mutt Spreadin the news like warm stinking manure 24 hours a day........Try our News search! It works!
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:15:41 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31355


Now that would be a coup......Serge interviews Larry Flynt live!
********************************

naaahhh,
I'd rather interview Amber and what has she done to corrupt his mind with such a devios plan!
;-)))

she is MUCH prettier than Larry!
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:11:12 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31354


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you kill me D.O.

I wasn't welcoming you to the board. I was welcoming you to the delusional brood.

I'm gonna have to stop posting under different Nicks, it's hard to keep which personality goes with each one. Pain in da ass. =o)


St. Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:06:43 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31353


I'd thank you for the welcome Anthony but I've actually been posting here since day one - As I am the consummate lurker my posts tend to be few and far between. But for some odd reason on this lovely friday afternoon I've found myself more gregarious than usual... I must be coming down with something.

As for my delusions - make no mistake, mortal. I possess the souls of all you godless heathens, capitolist idolators and pornmongers - lock, stock, and barrel. The more fortunate amongst you (Nick and yourself included) may count yourselves amongst my crew if it makes your damnation any easier for you to stomach. You will all still roast.

I turn the screws,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)
Fri, 09 Nov - 14:03:41 63.100.104.9 Post #: 31352



Now that would be a coup......Serge interviews Larry Flynt live!

I bet he'd do it. He loves to talk. If he just spoke to 600 Harvard students why not 600 idiots like us?
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:58:35 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31351


Yer fucked then Moose.

At least tell me you got a BBQ pit out of it!

Sorry. =o)


NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:53:43 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31350


Serge,

4pm is good too.
Ill email you directions.
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:52:04 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31349


"he's getting a house custom built to his specs. "


You have got that ALL wrong


Dont forget i am married.
___________

HAHAHAHA


Mike AI Do you Yahoo ??? Geeky does!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:51:57 63.100.104.31 Post #: 31348


The Dark One...

Illusion is one of his favorite tricks... Delusion seems to be yours. =o)

Welcome to the Brood.
Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:50:23 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31347


"Satanatilynx will be perusing the board shortly, I will inform him of your acquiescence."

Anthony, I'm scheduling you for an MRI. Acquiescence, indeed. Inform The Scourge that I will return later in the day...giving him more than sufficient time to run his finger along the posts, move his lips, then have someone clean his computer screen.

An exit line if ever there was one....

heheheheh

;-))))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:48:05 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31346


Voodoo, how about 4 pm?
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:46:22 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31345


"he's getting a house custom built to his specs. "


You have got that ALL wrong


Dont forget i am married.


Moose blah
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:46:02 66.75.12.83 Post #: 31344


Mutt I'd like you to go to your desk and open the small drawer on the left side and look all the way in the back for the little black velvet box.... open it... do you see the silver 9mm bullet? That is the on you will be "capped" with for your flagrant use of wiggerspeak on the board. Aww-ite?

DN and Anthony - No I am not Nick, although his evil tendencies do oft cause him to be associated or confused with me. He is merely one of my puppets on this planet, as all of you are.

Do my bidding and save 25% or more,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:45:48 63.100.104.9 Post #: 31343


Serge

What time on Sunday is good for you?

7am
:-))
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:43:37 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31342


another side note....
Mr. Flynt,
please forgive me if I am off the mark,
but OPRANO spirit dictates me to
poke a hole in what I believe is a "master plan"

Guys,
as you all know-
most of ISP's CACHE the pages and if you change your links on 14th,
chances are the surfers never see them on the 14th and you get nada on the 14th,
while Mr. Flynt will pay you sign ups at lower rates from cached pages you changed on 14th looking for $75.

but....
you can BEAT him in his own game!

change your links on SUNDAY! the 11th and have them be in full force on 14th!

Out fox the old fox in his own game!


Serge Amber, did you corrupt Mr. Flynt's mind?
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:42:54 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31341


My prediction for this coming year for new millionaire is Moose.

Don't let him fool you, he's getting a house custom built to his specs.


NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:41:02 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31340



when did Moose turn wigger?

oh well another one lost

yo yo yo Mooooooooooooose in da houuuuuuuse! Aight!


Much love muthafuckas! One love! Peace!


mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:37:32 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31339


Diction Nazi,

Satanatilynx will be perusing the board shortly, I will inform him of your acquiescence.

=========================

Btw.... Moose, fuck off. =o)


Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:36:21 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31338


quick side note:
Flynt Digital is paying $75 per sign up on November 14th.

Mr. Flynt is NOT "future heffner",
I suggest everybody taking him on his offer!
Serge Amber, what have you done to Mr. Flynt?
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:33:38 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31337


OK. Apparently the Gates of Hell have opened and there are demons to the right...demons to the left...rather cozy in a Village of the Damned kind of way.... ;-))))

Antonio...tell Satanatilynx that his diuturnity is a matter of record and is eagerly anticipated by the female sacrificial lambs and the male sacrificial lambs have broken out of the pen and were last seen trembling on a bus headed south....

Also tell his Royal Shitness that he won the bet...I had to look it up....

:-)))))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:30:52 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31336


DN,
men LOVE to talk,
I just listen...
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:27:57 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31335


Antonio
Im not the one rolling in the benz and living on that hill with all the other millionaires.


;-)
Moose
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:27:15 66.75.12.83 Post #: 31334


Moose,

Fuck off.


Antonio
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:24:52 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31333


DN,

Ahem... The Dark One is no ways Satanatilynx.

There can only be one, and I'm fucked cause I work with him.

Oh well, they got good tee times down there I heard.


NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:23:54 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31332


"Nowadays... He makes too much money! "


I wish!


work it out
its all good

;-)

Moose Go!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:22:50 66.75.12.83 Post #: 31331


Serge...thank you, thank you...but really, it's almost too easy...the man is a wealth of material. :-))))

The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)
Oh, I *love* that one!!!

Greetings, M'Lord. How goeth the despoiling of the innocents? ;-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:22:31 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31330


Bubba
Let me add..
(i just woke up i shouldnt had posted yet;-)

Those were from my experience with a large free trial program that pays on active........if you throw in the credits and such it is closer to 30%


ITs all good
Work it out
umm
My Bad

;-)




Moose Go!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:21:36 66.75.12.83 Post #: 31329


Diction Nazi,

Satanatilynx has been notified of the impending sacrificial time frame and awaits.

Satanatilynx requests that private time be doubled due to diuturnity.



Anthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:21:05 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31328



ok who broke the board this time?

we should put up a Paypal donation button up on top. Whoever breaks the board has to pay a fine to charity, 10 bucks or something.
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:17:23 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31327


DN -

Thanks so much for the Altar - you know how I'm partial to red candles and frankencense....

And yes, the lambs and I have an "understanding" as Serge likes to call it....

Validating for Purgatory,
The Dark One (Prince of Dimmness)
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:17:05 63.100.104.9 Post #: 31326


Bubba,

There was a time you could court Moose into a job.

Nowadays... He makes too much money!

Why the HELL aren't you working for Whitcon? You BASTARD!

NotAnthony
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:16:37 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31325


Hooper - Amen!


Bubba Making Bank
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:16:17 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31324



Colin said this week's AskColin would self destruct or some such thing in 24 hours
http://www.opranoplus.com/askcolin

still there

maybe the FBI got him before he destroy our server

how bout them Minnesota Twins!!!

Bud Selig is just a major pantload and cockholster. Baseball got less than 24 hours of the best pub it's had in years and then Bud goes and pisses all over it.

Contraction is a joke. It solves nothing. Unless the owners agree to meaningful revenue sharing the players will do nothing.....and shouldn't.

Baseball is headed towards armageddon. Hockey two years from now same thing.

that's yer morning sports report
dont forget about the Oprano Pickem game!
Marie is mocking you all, she laughs at your puny pathetic picks, she is hiding in her cave counting the thousand dollars already and picking out the most expensive item on the Arby's menu in Vegas where Mike and Serge are taking the winner of the Pickem.


mutt Uncle Larry Flynt Went To Harvard! Read it here!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:15:47 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31323


----
then it would be such a loaded question, would it?
----

hahaha... and it wouldn't be nearly as fun to talk about either ;-)))
Hooper Number... Naaaaaaahhhhh
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:14:41 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31322


Tell Satan the altar is built and the candles are ready to be lit. Ask him if he wants a little "private time" with the sacrificial lambs, as ususal. ;-)))))

DN
*****************

hahahahah!
that was SO fucking good!

DN, thanks for laugh!
;-)))

Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:13:34 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31321


True DN, usually, you keep me out of bed with 3 am phone conversations that last til dawn...LOL ;)))

uh oh, Bubba, you saw those? Another person that I won't be able to have dinner with and look in the eye...LOL
SykkBoy Bank - make it or panhandle in front of it
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:10:33 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31320


Hooper - "you must make VERY SPECIFIC questions"

then it would be such a loaded question, would it?

;-)
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:10:18 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31319


Moose - you can convert free joins to full members 40% of the time?

want a job???

:-)
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:06:41 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31318


I take no pride in my ability to get you *out* of bed, Sykkboy. ;-))))
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after seeing the SykkBoy interview pics, it seems
he's pretty good at doing it single handedly ;-)



Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:05:16 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31317


Bubba
Im not a processor...but send lots of free joins
From my experience its around 40%

Of course this could have to do with my shitty traffic also ;-)
Moose Go!
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:03:57 66.75.12.83 Post #: 31316


I take no pride in my ability to get you *out* of bed, Sykkboy. ;-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:03:20 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31315


uh oh, no wonder I wasn't able to sleep in....DN has made an appearance :)
I was sleeping soundly and bolted upright with an urge to check the boards....I think that ringing phone can only mean one thing: Time-Life will be calling me for their next book....
SykkBoy Bank - make it or panhandle in front of it
Fri, 09 Nov - 13:00:55 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31314


1) Active member proggies are almost always based around free trials which tend to convert 2-3 times as well as paid trials.
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any processors have hard numbers on the conversion ratios from free trails to full members?
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:59:29 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31313


Hey, Antonio! (Antonio????) Goth Mom alive and well. :-)))
Tell Satan the altar is built and the candles are ready to be lit. Ask him if he wants a little "private time" with the sacrificial lambs, as ususal. ;-)))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:56:48 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31312


I'd rather take $100 per whatever from General than $1000 for whatever from somebody I don't know well.
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I would like to expand on this statement.

"Getting to Know You..."
is a Due Dilligence work,
good lawyers pride themselves on.

Don't become "ambulance chasers" and go for every button advertised on webmastering boards,
ads are CHEAP,
and some boards would NEVER talk about negative aspects of their sponsors.

Not at Oprano.

At Oprano - everybody are equal and NOBODY is more equal than another,
money motivate us to a certain degree only,
and THE TRUTH is a bigger
attraction than just "dead presidents" alone.

we proved it several times, and we don't believe that
as one of our former sponsors (LittlePee) put it and I quote from memory:
Times magazine shouldn't publish data about smoking caused cancer if it accepts money for Marlboro ads.

Times publishes coverage about Phillip Morris trials, and so do we,
and no Marlboro ads gonna stop them or us.
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:54:50 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31311


Corvo...it's difficult to be a civilized man in a primitive world. As demonstrated by the misguided, misinformed and no doubt inbred security guards, the good guys don't always win no matter how right they may be. The momentary gratification provided by beating the assholes into slime would have most likely backfired on you terribly.

My brother was on the receiving end of one of those incidents in a nice college bar. A "local" came in, looked at my brother's ski sweater and glasses and tidy haircut and assumed he was just your average college nerdling sitting having a beer. He attempted to grab my brother around the neck as my brother stood and discovered my nerdling brother was also a football player. My brother returned the neck grab and remembers vividly thinking "don't squeeze too hard you'll hurt the little shit." While he was thinking that, the local pulled out a knife and slit my brother's throat, severing both the carotid and the jugular. Ambulance response time was rapid and surgery tied off both carotid and jugular, so for the rest of his life my brother has to watch his blood pressure and think about irony and how nice guys finish last. As the whole thing never would have happened if my brother had just stood rapidly and punched the local's face in, I have absolutely no idea what the moral of this story is.

Don't ever feel bad about decent behavior. Second guessing yourself will drive you mad. Better to feel rotten than take a trip to either the morgue or prison.

Hang in there.

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:50:45 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31310


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question for Colin and the mathematician's out there

which would be the better deal:

1. a sponsor paying $35 or $40 per free join (active member)
2. a sponsor paying $42 per trial join period

any comments???
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Ok... here it goes :-)

Of course the party line has to get thrown in here bubba. "There are so many factors that go into a program that in the end only the profit per click based on YOUR OWN counters is what matters"

Butttt.... for the sake of making it clear why sometimes 35-40 per active member is better than 40 per signup.

1) Active member proggies are almost always based around free trials which tend to convert 2-3 times as well as paid trials. So while with the same traffic I might have made 1 sale on a per-join program, i might have made 3 joins and 2 or 1 actives on a per-active proggy. Result? It certainly will vary, but my clicks generated the same revenue through either program.

2) For webmasters who have high quality traffic, a join program is a very bad idea because the per-join prices are based on aggregate traffic data, not on performance data. So while per-join proggy's are great for crap traffic, per actives are performance based and can thus result in a much higher return for the advanced webmaster.


Now i'll be the first to admit that there are probably 2 holes for every word i typed above, however when asking a question such as you did, you must make VERY SPECIFIC questions such as:

I have 20k uniques a day of __(fill in the blank.. e.g. tgp, se, cj)___ traffic to send to a sponsor.
Historically my traffic has converted at __(fill in the blank)__ based on my own first page counts.

I tried a per-active program from ___(fill in the blank)___ and about __(fill in a % here)__ of my joins became active with conversions of ___(fill in a conversion ratio)__ based on my own first page counts of __(fill in your counts)__.
I earned ___(fill in a $value)___ per active member. At program __(fill in the blank)__ I get (full/no) exit console credits, (credit/no credit) for checking signups, (credit/no credit) for dialer revenue, __(fill in a % here)__ of my traffic gets sent back to me after the sponsor can not convert them.

I tried a per-join program from ___(fill in the blank)___ and had conversions of ___(fill in a conversion ratio)__ based on my own first page counts of __(fill in your counts)__.
I earned ___(fill in a $value)___ per join. At program __(fill in the blank)__ I get (full/no) exit console credits, (credit/no credit) for checking signups, (credit/no credit) for dialer revenue, __(fill in a % here)__ of my traffic gets sent back to me after the sponsor can not convert them.


Now that you've answered all of the above questions... answer the following two as well:

I (did/didn't) get my check from __(fill in program name)__ and it cleared the bank.
I (did/didn't) get switched to a lower paying rate at __(fill in program name)__

I (did/didn't) get my check from __(fill in program name)__ and it cleared the bank.
I (did/didn't) get switched to a lower paying rate at __(fill in program name)__
Hooper Number... Naaaaaaahhhhh
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:49:53 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31309


Diction Nazi,

Hola Chica! How's my fave Goth Mom?

Hope all is well, I'll let Satan know you are out and about. =o)


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CJ,

What's that thing your are talking about you did research on?
=o)

Antonio
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:48:33 208.181.212.140 Post #: 31308


you got that right

:-))
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:46:54 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31307


Bubba,
thanks,
we try our best and the only small correction I would like to make to your statement is:
so basically the bottom line as always is how
many pieces of green paper with dead presidents
on them that one ends up with at the end of the LIFE OF THE SPONSOR's PROGRAM.
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:45:46 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31306


Bubba, give me 5 mins, it's coming, and it might not be good, but CORRECT answer.
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 12:28:36 - IP: 172.162.90.66 - Post # 31300


correct and a good answer :-)))

just what I expected

so basically the bottom line as always is how
many pieces of green paper with dead presidents
on them that one ends up with at the end of the day

EXCELLENT!


Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:40:40 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31305


i should have broken his fucking arm and ripped his eyeballs out of their fucking sockets with my thumbs!!!!!
but no, i blocked, and asked why. arrrghh!! i hate that!!!!
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Corvo,
I can only recomend good 'ole movie classic:

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
"When you come to shoot-
shoot,
don't talk"
;-))

I hope you get my point
;-)))
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:38:19 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31304


part two.
he had two friends too, either side of me.
they decided to look threatening, while i had the first guys arm locked. and one of them threatened to hurt me with a knife (verbally).
woop dee fucking do da, a knife.
vass was trying to say i was with him, a friend, and all the rest.
no-one listened.
i was still on autopilot ofcourse.

anyway, security came down, and get this, this is fucking absurd, they surrounded vass, thone only guy who did not do shit, at all, and took him outside. i extracted myself and followed him.
ofcourse, outside, everything started to hurt, etc.
and we were both annoyed.
me, psychotically, very much so.
not a nice night
Corvo
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:34:38 210.84.87.104 Post #: 31303


Bubba,
it ALL depends on WHO is paying those $42 per sign up....

How much Busty Amateurs were paying???

Did it help Tro that they were paying MORE than others if he lost all his "partnership" earning over nite?

The second factor to concider,
I recall some sponsors who were paying $42 per sign up and were loved by anybody,
untill now when webmastering boards talk nothing but their 1:20,000 conversion rates.

to answer your question in laymen's terms-

I'd rather take $100 per whatever from General than $1000 for whatever from somebody I don't know well.

I don't know if this is an answer you expected,
but....
I rarely do what's expected of me
;-)))
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:33:53 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31302


well, here goes.
me and vass got dropped off in the valley after the reception, and we went out.
first to the press club, he knew ppl there, we hung, and then we headed up to bravo (never been there before) it was nice. we went through two bottles of bolli, talked to his friends and hung out.
i met this cute chick, ended up exchanging brief massages :)
then vass wanted to go, i tried to get her phone number, but she said she would like to get to know me more (i.e, me going to bravo more) before she did.
i was disappointed, but ok with that, and we went to the family.
that was vass's idea. i do not like the place, but by then, he seemed to need to be baby sat.
so we got there, he talked to ppl he knew and we didn't have to pay cover. it was ok inside. despite the suits we did a bit on the dance floor, he flirted like crazy, and a pleasent time was had by all.
until some fucking dick for brains decided to pick me.
i was walking over to vass, and he blocked me. i was nice, i always am, and he still blocked me. then he kicked me in the shin. now i was suprised. i was still suprised when he headbutted me. now instinct kicked in. this is the part that bugs me. he tried to elbow my face, and all i did was block him. thats it, just fucking block. its always like that. when push comes to brawl, that takes over, i feel no pain, i react automatically (thank public schooling) but i never am more violent then needs be. i should have broken his fucking arm and ripped his eyeballs out of their fucking sockets with my thumbs!!!!!
but no, i blocked, and asked why. arrrghh!! i hate that!!!!

Corvo
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:30:22 210.84.87.104 Post #: 31301


Bubba, give me 5 mins, it's coming, and it might not be good, but CORRECT answer.
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:28:36 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31300