Serge, how about:
Go Oprano, Fuck Yourself!

;))

Amber Larry who...?!

Ladyb - ""uuumm.. WTF??""

See your language has improved. ;)))

The Swiss Finishing school was money well spent,it seems ;))
Nick

hahaha..Serge...just give me a college cheerleader that can suck the chrome off the bumper of my truck thru a 50 foot garden hose and i'm happy :)

Voltar (Newbies of the World - Unite!) VNWR..where newbies learn to earn

Thanks Serge...well i really figured that if someone wasn't smart enough to see my email address and figure it out, they'd probably be to dumb for me to even help :)
But a good tagline is hard to beat :))

Voltar (Newbies of the World - Unite!) VNWR..where newbies learn to earn

Voltar,
no that was my even eviler twin...""Skippy"".

;)))





moose....you know....

;))



Nick

Voltar,
Cleo e-mailed me your pic the other day!

Now I know why you so familiar with
"My Ass" paysite niches
;-)))
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)

Evening Oprano :)

I just stumbled across this little item.. http://www.adult-services.net/press/2001-11-07.html

uuumm.. WTF??

LadyB Newbies Rock!

oh no Nick! I thought Anthony was there for your "stuffing"! <G>

doesn't he sing..its raining men afterwards...

damn a long memory brings up the wierdest things sometimes...hahaha..
like when they sang that on the radio that time...holy cow!
:)

Voltar

Voltar,
is this your board?

http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html

put it in your tag!

wear it PROUD!
Serge Voltar, we NEED morons!!!!

Wow, Lensman... you really gotta get out there and promote yer shit, Bro.


NotAnthony

Serge...hhhmm...very little dealings with him...know the name..but that's about all there...

tell me a little more about the "project"
hehehe..

off hand...
Oprano, the dickless stay home..

Voltar

Voltar,

Holy shit a happy webmaster ;)))
I'll have to have you stuffed ;))
Nick

Voltar, we have a moron defecit lately,
care to send us yours?

we'll pay a TOP BUCK!
;-)))
Serge Voltar, we NEED morons!!!!

Thanks Nick....they know your the devil, but like you anyway :)))
They respect good business sense...

:)

Voltar

holy shit....sorry about that triple post. ;)





oh and fuckoff,moose
Nick

Voltar, how is your relations with Lensman?

we are workin gon the project, but we have difficulties making a right name...

so far, we could only come up wiht

1) Go Fuck Yourself, Oprano!

and

2) Oprano, Go Fuck Yourself!

we can't decide which one is better!
;-)))
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

Serge.....what's shaking you ask...
well, not me :))

got a bunch of newbies taken over SE's starting to pull in a butt load of traffic...

working on a new members area to a new paysite...getting a refferal lauch ready for cloud cash...the usaul
and dealing with dickless morons on occasion...

Voltar

Serge...

Porn Profit won't pay us for an email promotion, I even talked to the guy who setup the deal last week, he said it would be finally done and we'd get our like, thousand bucks. I didn't stay on top of it this past 6 months, cause frankly Nick spends that at dinner for the whole crew.

But it's the whole principle of the matter. If we get stiffed for a grand, what's gonna happen to Joe Webmaster?


Anthony

Voltar,
Nice to be made welcome by you,ladyb, and pm (the bastard;)

Very professional and friendly :)
Nick What all educational boards want to be...

Voltar,
Nice to be made welcome by you,ladyb, and pm (the bastard;)

Very professional and friendly :)
Nick What all educational boards want to be...

Voltar,
Nice to be made welcome by you,ladyb, and pm (the bastard;)

Very professional and friendly :)
Nick What all educational boards want to be...

Hi Serge!

Hi Nick, Anthony(NotAnthony...hahaha)...nice to see you dropping by my board earlier.


Voltar

They us money for a email promotion we did for them about 6 months ago.

Small amount, but nonetheless, owes us money.
Anthony
***********************

oh, that's cool!

do YOU wanna negotiate with them about price of ad?
;-)))

6 months...is it COLD enough?
;-)))
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

Hi, Voltar, what's shaking?
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

and I would like joee to cater ;))
Nick
******************

I hope you like Crabs!
;-))))

I got offer on the table few hours ago
;-))

guess from whom?
;-)))
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

Serge,

They us money for a email promotion we did for them about 6 months ago.

Small amount, but nonetheless, owes us money.
Anthony

Evening all!
Voltar

I just got ad request from
PORNPROFIT

anybody can tell me info about them?


Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

yup. that's in there serge. Questions are done. Y is in Las Vegas now so he will get to it nexf week.
mutt

I still don't know if he was your 'boss' so i didn't want to insult you and say Serge's boss if he wasn't.

serge's friend?

serge's associate?

mutt
******************

hmmm...friend? most definatelly.
and still is.

associate? nope,
I was one of the brokers who was selling traffic to his company.

Why don't you include this question to HIM when you interview him?
Serge

""Serge's man Yishai is in the pipeline.""

Ok, how about...

Serge,
Didn't the tail wag the dog? ;))

mutt,
I want top billing,my own dressing room (decorated in perriwinkle blue),and I would like joee to cater ;))
Nick

or Serge's lover............if i can get that out of him I AM GOLDEN! THE PULITZER PRIZE IS MINE!
mutt

Slavdog,

I have been having the same prob since yesterday, I emailed maxcash, posted on the board, to no avail, BUT, I think its something with IE, I checked them in netscape, and they worked, so I cleared my history, and temp internet folder in IE, tried again, and they worked.
So, might try that.

Or, as Serge says,
GET A NEW SPONSOR :-))))
voodooman Zmaster

Serge, hahahaha i'd like to buy a franchise also ; ) great presentation!


KoKo
**********************

KoKo,
one can NOT buy Oprano's QUAZI franchise,
the way it works is:

one comes to us with IDEA,
if we like the idea,
than we put everything together and walk away.
Nothing stands between CREATIVITY, owner and Oprano, nothing.

if you have an Idea!

shoot!

did we pass a mil in the past between us or were we a few bucks short?
;-)))

I have no problems doing it again!
Serge

i didn't know how to describe him.

I still don't know if he was your 'boss' so i didn't want to insult you and say Serge's boss if he wasn't.

serge's friend?

serge's associate?

mutt

Damn those Injuns! No one wanted to make coffee in the morning!

Can you believe it? That's why we black balled them on the main board!
Chief Anthony

Serge,

Owe the bank 100k...they own you.
Owe them 500million... you own them ;))
Nick

Serge's man Yishai is in the pipeline.

mutt
**********************

"Serge's Man Yishai"????

Mutt,
c'mon,
this is an insult to Yishai.

HE approved my checks, not the other way around.


Serge

do maxcash stats work for anyone ?
i just get a paycount on my ststs
http://stats.maximumcash.com/0004/index.html


Slavdogg

mutt,
Always happy to help friends :))

Serge,
I tried that in the end too.Ended up too many chiefs not enough indians. ;))

Still I got to know some of the best people on the web,and some of the worst. ;))


Nick

Serge, hahahaha i'd like to buy a franchise also ; ) great presentation!


KoKo ||||||SoftwareBucks.com|||||||

great! thanks! I am off to go find some Satanic looking fonts.

Next week is the first OpranoGirl nude interview, with Kitty of Sexcontents.

Serge's man Yishai is in the pipeline.

Then Nick.


mutt

Oops, I could get in trouble here. I want to interrupt Nick's rant AND break Oprano board protocol...

*HUGS* DictionNazi, we missed you! :))


Lisa Why the hell not? You owe it to yourself goddamnit!

Nick,
Oprano has a different formula for success....

Oprano is a basically quazi franchise and each department is independently owned and operated.

If Mutt, Colin, Geeeky, Kitty, Dig, Tom, Harry decide to take their business somewhere else-
there is nothing we can do but wish GOOD LUCK.

Oprano believes that Burger King owner makes more and sells better product than Joe's Hamburgers,
because name recognition helps consumers,
owners and ...it's just a tastier hamburgers!

Oprano has no employees...
at Oprano everybody is a Chief and there are no indians.

Serge

Can I get a witness for brother Nickatilynx!


Brother Anthony

Ok mutt,
I will be willinmg to be interviewed by you,exclusively.No subject will be vetoed.

Hopefully by then I can announce the new status symbol of success.(Get it ant;)

there has been some bollocks talked about those times that when the people who were around then are reminded about it go..."Oh Yeah"..


shit I'm on a rant ;))
Nick

nooooooooooo....don't give out all the good revelations before I have a chance to interview Nick!

u got something you are going to roll out soon? Let's do it at the same time to coincide.
mutt

so I start paying them (to do things they used to do for free,remember) because it was part of my "Treat this thing like a real business".You know an egalitarian thing.

Next thing....
arguments on pay differentials,amounts,worth more....


a rod for my own back.

hence why now I am not nice anymore ;)))
Nick

""are called "sheep" in the industry""

We called them "Penguins" in the old days.

As in:
We have a new project to do,lets get some penguins to do all the work for us ;))

Worst mistake I made at Netpond btw was introducing salaries for officials.

Prior to that officials worked there asses off for.....FREE!!!

What was I thinking... :(
Nick

BBBBBUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm rollingon the floor here.

Cunty!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NotAnthony

No worries...like water off a ducks ass ;))

Call me "nice" and/or "cute" though and I'll be really cunty about it ;))
Nick

whoops,
sorry,
Nock,
Anthony, thanks for bringing it to my attention
;-)))
Serge

When did Petra have the sex change operation? We should have sent a get well card at least.

Oprano - The Webmaster Resource Site That Cares
mutt Peter Guber the Secret Producer of Girls Gone Wild! Read the lurid somewhat lame story here!

Serge, I thought you would enjoy that!!! LOL ;)

CactusButt, don't believe Serge,
test it out and see for yourself.
:)

Amber
*******************

you see , CB,
Amber been on the net sice 1996
and...she DOESN'T believe everything written on the boards.

one smart cookie!

Larry Flynt is WORTH putting for a test yourself,
while
"i'll fuck you on tuedays, because mondays and fridays you'd be fucked by somebody else" are not....
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)

Serge,

I don't think anyone has gotten away with calling him a Mick!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NotAnthony

Serge,
Having read that article,I now understand why Anthony goes all giggly and girlie when he speaks to one of us ;))
***********************

NMick,
would you save Anthony's sexual preferences for
Pusi Board???
;-)))
Serge OMG, look how Nick corrupted Anthony's mind! ;-)))

I hear and believe ya on that one Serge!

But wasn't there also a time when a couple of other "playas" said $35 a signup and, it MEANT $35 A SIGNUP?

Based on your past posts, you probably believed them too...but alas, tis no more...
CactusButt
*********************

CactusButt,
my answer is NO.

I never believed ANYBODY.

Check YNOT archives of 1996, 1997
I didn't believe Fantasy Man,
we pissed about his numbers and claims for 9 months,
we were ready to kill each other,
...well, almost,
but..
I NEVER BELIEVED, AND
I honestly believe that my sceptisism broght me where I am today.

Webmasters who believe in everything they :

read on the boards

hear on the netradio

are called "sheep" in the industry and their "I believe"! built lots of mansions around 'ole good USA.
Serge OMG, look how Nick corrupted Anthony's mind! ;-)))

Anyone in South FL play golf?

Serge????
voodooman Zmaster

Petra,

runs some pretty good gay sites I hear, been around for awhile:)

http://www.everycent.com/
sextoyking

Serge, I thought you would enjoy that!!! LOL ;)

CactusButt, don't believe Serge,
test it out and see for yourself.
:)

Amber Straight up $75/per.....No BS

Nick,
for KK np, she is always on my christmas list:))


sextoyking

Hooper try these 2

http://zooted.com/and ars works good too

and cen's maleceleb sites do well too


Slavdogg

Try brad,hooper ;)
Nick

Anybody want to give me a good gay sponsor to try?
Hooper Number... Naaaaaaahhhhh

Serge,
Having read that article,I now understand why Anthony goes all giggly and girlie when he speaks to one of us ;))

He loves us. ;)))

KK,
Wanna play around sometime? ;))
(todd,can you send two?) ;)))
Nick

Nick,

no I get free toys:))

thanks, just got back from vegas 2 weeks ago, but can't wait for tomorow, lots of talking with old friends, and parties:)

peace bro

sextoyking

*****
When Larry Flynt says
$75 on 14th-
it's $75
*****

I hear and believe ya on that one Serge!

But wasn't there also a time when a couple of other "playas" said $35 a signup and, it MEANT $35 A SIGNUP?

Based on your past posts, you probably believed them too...but alas, tis no more...
CactusButt

'fuck off' used in the right way is still one of the funniest phrases in the English language.

Trading Places. Always makes me laugh when that scene comes up.


fuck off moose.
mutt

Thanks Serge!

=o)
Anthony

Anthony,
good one!
Serge OMG, look how Nick corrupted Anthony's mind! ;-)))

Todd,
You get a salary? ;)))

You go ahead,and enjoy yourself then...... ;)))





fuckoff moose
Nick

Amber, I did and laughed so hard that I woke up Zhora!

He can correlate himself to experience
;-)))

ouch!
LOL
;-)))
Serge

Nope, someone ignored the joke.

Big difference. Goof.

=o)
NotAnthony

Amber, did you corrupt Mr. Flynt's mind?
------
LOL Serge. I can't take any credit for that.
Besides, I have a feeling it was already corrupt
well before I was even born.
;))

Check your mail sweetie.
Amber Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th...

heheh, someone missed the joke ;)
SykkBoy How much money did you put in the bank today?

Sykk,

If you can get a set of Pings for 100 bucks, I want 10 of them.

Shit, my Ping driver cost 4 times that.

=o)
NotAnthony

Nick with a tan?

Perhaps there are snowballs in hell...

Off to do some more damage in either the casino or the shops here in town

;-}}}
KK

But, I am a great golfer!!! I AM!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

the RainGolfer
"yeh, I'm a good golfer, yeah, good golfer, set of Pings...about a hundred dollars...yeah, I'm a good golfer...uh oh...10 minutes to Wapner..."


SykkBoy Making Bank -- EZ as Money in the Bank

"There is no free lunch in America"
tanstaaflia?

Robert

Nick,

sorry man, didn't know you paid my salary:))

Actually will send those out when I return from vegas:)
sextoyking

Todd,
You are posting when you should be fedexing ;))
Nick

Hi Geeky,

Well the d/l speed didn't get to bad at around 8-11pm last night, went to www.dslreports.com and ran there speed tests, went from normal 3400 d/l speed to around 1500-2000 d/l at peak times. but the upload speed sometimes went to 50-100, which sucks, as I have SSH connections open sometimes, and it gets real slow:)

Overall though, 20 meg file d/l in 55 seconds aint bad:)

sextoyking

Serge - As a newbie webmaster, I struggle with the "urge" to go for the "carrot" and do not taking time to find out enough about the guy holding the stick...Just like the "good little donkey" I am...Posted your quote on my bulletin board so I can see it everytime I start looking for a program to promote.
**********************

CactusButt,
those words came from experience...

I can name you thousands webmasters who went for the carrot just to end up wiht SHIT and nothing to show for...

When Larry Flynt says
$75 on 14th-
it's $75

when some "i can scam too" says it,
it's only a shit.

"There is no free lunch in America"
Serge

*****
which would be the better deal:
1. a sponsor paying $35 or $40 per free join (active member)
2. a sponsor paying $42 per trial join period
*****

Bubba - I am lucky to get 25% conversions from free join to active. Of course, most of it is hardcore TGP and LL traffic.

For me, making the surfer want inside a paysite soooo bad they HAVE to pull out the credit card, is the hardest thing about being an adult webmaster. If I succeed, I don't want them being able to cancel in X days and not get charges, i.e. not having the wife find out about it and not becoming active. I'll take cash upfront, thanks! The email address only programs take care of this problem, but I can't do 42 times the signups given the same traffic.

*****
so basically the bottom line as always is how
many pieces of green paper with dead presidents
on them that one ends up with at the end of the LIFE OF THE SPONSOR's PROGRAM.
*****

Serge - As a newbie webmaster, I struggle with the "urge" to go for the "carrot" and do not taking time to find out enough about the guy holding the stick...Just like the "good little donkey" I am...Posted your quote on my bulletin board so I can see it everytime I start looking for a program to promote.

*****
If you think this is a joke, NO, we'll go buy you a damn new one.
*****

Anthony - Thanks for clearing this up for me! I was wondering why I would want Nick's 150 year old car...which is at least long it would take for me to send 100,000 signups...somehow though, I don't think I'll be needing ANY car in 150 years...so I will have to pass on the promo, but I appreciate the offer! :)

CactusButt

Nick,

hahaha thanks for the entertainment! I'll have to share those gems with Melody! ;-)))
geeky Search for Tomorrow

Geeky,

Hope your dry now ;))
Nick

Serge,
true but he does have a better tan.
**********************************

so?

he has a better leash also!
;-)))
Serge Oprano vs. Larry Flynt, movie on the 14th.....

Todd,

How slow did it drop to? I am debating between the two right now. Any things that you prefer one over the other?
geeky Search for Tomorrow

Kitty, can't wait to see you this January in Vegas. meow!

Dig, stay safe in Vegas dude.


Blondy ENTER to WIN a MICROSOFT X-Box

Serge,

sure I will post and check out the new board, gotta love the name, pusi.com
-------------------
Update on the new cable modem I got yesterday. Sykk and some others were right, at peaktimes, 8pm-11pm, it did get kinda slower compared to our dsl which is always the same. but off peek, I could d/l a 20 meg file in around 55 seconds.

sextoyking

Todd,
I'm not fucking about.Fuck counselling. ;))

This is an emergency.I need pervy stuff,and plenty of it. ;))

Serge,
true but he does have a better tan.
http://www.ilynx.com/nick1.jpg
http://www.oprano.com/picture07end.html

I dream of being in the "Super league" of tans.I mean,every one knows,grimm is afro caribean in ancestory and he looks really white.Incredible.

Nick

Todd,
you gonna find yourself at home at
Coming Soon
Pusi Board!
Serge

Serge,

damm you guy love the toys hugh??

I should turn on sextoyking.com just for the webmasters and there toys:)
sextoyking

Anthony,

shoot me an email again ok. gotta start getting ready for vegas tomorow. great parties and lots of Let It Ride!!!

Yeh, you are a good golfer from what I saw. When I saw you, you had only been playing like a week or a month. I am shitty, like 110-115 for 18, no good:) Fletch is doing better though, did like a 74 or 75 the other day
sextoyking

I need a huge fuckoff remote controlled dildo...like now
****************************

Todd,
I can wait 'till Sunday, please note
Before BBQ party Delivery
on the box!
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)

Todd,

But, I am a great golfer!!! I AM!

=o)

Btw, same addy for Nick as last time you sent to me. =o)

Thanks Bro!


Antonio

Nick,

sounds like you have some stress issues there, you know counseling does work for some:)))
sextoyking

Anthony,
very true,you are a complex fellow really.

I love you.

Todd,
Lets stop messinmg about.I need a huge fuckoff remote controlled dildo...like now
Nickatilynx (The Internet's No1 Crook (Alledgedly))

Anthony,

you forgot the great golfer part:))
sextoyking

I dont remember saying anything about squirting asses. :-)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Mike, you didn't have to....
SykkBoy How much money did you put in the bank today?