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Bubba, give me 5 mins, it's coming, and it might not be good, but CORRECT answer.
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:28:36 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31300


"(I heard Todd is filling your order as we speak!)"
---I thought I felt perky... ;-)))

Serge...I thank you...my pusi thanks you...I have bookmarked the URL... :-)))))

Those Icelanders are tough sonsabitches, aren't they?

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:27:58 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31299


Serge - most certainly

this ought to be good

;-)
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that REALLY, REALLY get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:23:23 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31298


Corvo, what happened?
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:21:28 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31297


Bubba,
being a proud front man owner for Mr. Korbin's
http://kycos.com
and Colin is on the plane,
may I answer?
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:20:28 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31296


tonight, thats a good analogy.
Corvo
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:19:31 210.84.87.104 Post #: 31295


geeze, when I hear word "clubbing",
especially in the presense of Diction Nazi,
it reminds me of Iceland where they club whales to death....
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:18:32 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31294


DN - be careful ;-)

question for Colin and the mathematician's out there

which would be the better deal:

1. a sponsor paying $35 or $40 per free join (active member)
2. a sponsor paying $42 per trial join period

any comments???


bpj - I'll give you a ring after a quick meeting
Bubba Making Bank - only for those that get it!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:17:03 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31293


the wedding was good.
the reception was good.
the clubing after is a long fucking story.
Corvo
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:15:57 210.84.87.104 Post #: 31292


Hi, Corvo, how was the wedding?
;-))
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:14:28 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31291


DN,

NEW is a well forgotten old
;-))

http://pusi.com

we all be delighted to see you there!, here, and ANYTHING we can do to help you pusi spirit fly even higher-
just ask!

(I heard Todd is filling your order as we speak!)

do you think we have a remote chance getting Heather on it as well?
;-))
Serge no breakage allowed, sore spots only! ;-))
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:13:25 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31290


We need med/high traffic websites for a new program in Beta

earn up to $1.36 per click (average is over 9 cents)

must display either a small table of text links or pop a console

get in on the ground floor - we are limiting participation

for details and consideration email your site info to: bubba@makingbank.com



TheEnforcer Making Bank- Not only do we pay $42 per trial signup but we'll have a HUGE announcment you'll want to hear shortly after the Vegas show!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:11:28 216.138.189.9 Post #: 31289


evening all :)
or morning, or day
Corvo
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:11:26 210.84.87.104 Post #: 31288


Serge...just talk? Conversation? A board dedicated to human interaction on any subject EXCEPT business??????

I'm achieving a certain amount of physical gratification just thinking about it....

I would be both honored and grateful to participate in such a forum. In fact, I'll bring the beer then tidy up after.

Since I persist in my drugged-out-Pollyanna view of the Universe and deeply believe that people can gather together to talk without breaking anything, especially each other, I'd say that yes, indeed, a board like that can survive.

What is the URL of this wondrous place?

:-)))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:06:25 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31287


G'day Oprano!

Hooper - done!

For those WTS - ACHdebit.com customers that STILL aren't taking advantage of our Loyalty Program..... here's a reminder!
Upon cancelling their membership, WTS will present your customer with the option of staying on as a member at a discounted "Loyalty" price. If they accept, you maintain a customer you were about to lose..... if they decline, we will send them to any site/URL you want!
SO, if you still don't have this feature configured on your WTS account, shoot me an e with the Loyalty price you want to offer AND the URL you want us to redirect the declines too.... we'll get it set up in a jiffy! ;-)

Bubba - you have a number I can reach you? (bpj at achdebit.com) 800-982-9366

Billy at Hirise - check yo e! ;-)

CyberGlide - can't wait! ;-)))

bpj WHATEVER it takes to make you the MOST $$$'s per check signup!
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:04:25 12.5.154.142 Post #: 31286


DN,
just got e-mail from Lensman,
http://gofuckyourself.com

he wanna contribute to the
"Pusi Effort and Innitiative" too,
and claims to have vast knowledge on the subject.

"we'll see if he can walk the walk"
;-)))


Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 12:04:14 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31285


DN, Ive been doing well thanks.

Glad to see you out and about again.
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:57:11 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31284


DN,
the idea of Pusi Board was concieved after Dig and me started talking about Pussy Licking to and lots of other webmasters joined us in 5 hours straight un-interrupted discussion.

Dig from http://setgo.com
Tom from http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.cgi
and Oprano decided to open up the board for Webmasters Only,
no sponsors, no IP registering,
just to talk the most interesting subject in the world which is....

anons? fine,
men? fine,
women? fine
everything goes except "shop talk"
and anything related to
politics
business,
sport,
(water sport being an exception)
and other non related subjects.

what do you think?

can the board like that survive and not flourish?
;-)))


Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:55:19 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31283


voodooman...I've been doing very well. Offline has been berry, berry good to me. How are you doing? :-)))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:51:47 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31282


*pausing to contemplate being "done" by Todd*

*smiling*

Serge...er...I've been away, dear, and the "Pusi Board" requires a bit of explanation. Oh, I do hope I don't regret asking.... *chuckle*

;-)))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:49:21 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31281


Hey DN, how the hell have you been?
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:48:31 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31280


Damn, I turn my back for one minute, come back and the whole board is messed up.

Cleo???
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:47:46 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31279


"Serge...please FedEx dick ASAP. I have an idea.... "

Todd,
pal, will you help me with this one?

can you do DN and I'll pay for everything?
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:46:29 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31278


DN,
not yet....we are the modest folks and we keep our marketting expences to the minimum!
;-))

will you join us at
Pusi Board?
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:44:37 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31277


Serge...please FedEx dick ASAP. I have an idea....
Prudence dictates that I do not inquire regarding the night under the desk. (I have to do what Prudence says. She has a whip.)
;-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:44:01 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31276


"the girliest girlies in the Universe"

Serge...ahhhh...I am content.
Are there "Oprano Girls: Girliest Girlies" T-shirts? ;-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:42:04 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31275


Believe me having to sit to pee is a real pain sometimes.


Cleo
********************

nope, not at all!

I learned this trick from Dusty and never pee standing up no more...
I don't wanna be confused with Lee Noga
;-))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:42:00 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31274


DN,
after spending a nite under the desk with Dig and Kitty and Lisa-

my dick has no use for anything!

LMK if you need it, I'll gladly FedEx it to you!
;-))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:39:17 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31273


my dick almsot fell off when I saw
the whole thing turning blue
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I wouldn't want to do that to you. Believe me having to sit to pee is a real pain sometimes.


Cleo I didn't mean to do it :(
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:37:58 208.61.44.30 Post #: 31272


Cleo...yes, indeed. It's interesting that a man's toy crashed completely when a woman wanted something to be longer than the man's toy could handle....heheheh....;-))))))
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DN,
welcome to Oprano one more time!

I think Orano's girls are the girliest girlies in the Universe and I don't know about others,
I only come here to see THEM!
;-))

Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:37:20 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31271


"my dick almsot fell off when I saw
the whole thing turning blue"

Ah...where would one begin with that one? Exhausting to thing about.... ;-)))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:36:56 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31270


Cleo,
what have you done????

my dick almsot fell off when I saw
the whole thing turning blue
;-))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:34:46 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31269


Hey, Bubba, you cutie! :-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:32:54 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31268


Cleo...yes, indeed. It's interesting that a man's toy crashed completely when a woman wanted something to be longer than the man's toy could handle....heheheh....;-))))))

I'm going to have to go back and put a clock on that great welcome because I think it may have gone right out the window.... :-))))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:31:43 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31267


Cleo will now stop overflowing her tag, bad Cleo!!!



Cleo HELL
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:29:56 208.61.44.30 Post #: 31266


holy shit!

Yikes, i'm scared
Gary 5 cent text links, no conversions
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:25:48 - IP: 64.230.90.27 - Post # 31261
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FUCK!!!


Cleo Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go Hooper, Way to go
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:25:37 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 31260
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That sort of thing never happens on the side of a building.... ;-))))

Cleo...I'm doing exceedingly well. Life has been both kind and generous. How are you doing? :-))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:24:58 - IP: 24.5.50.121 - Post # 31259
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jeez... somebody fix this.
Hooper Number 8 Number 8Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 Number 8 N
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:22:08 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 31258
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Damn, it looks like I broke Serge's board...



Cleo
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:20:18 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 31257
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way to go cleo.. you broke the board.
Hooper cj's member serviced me last night
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:20:14 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 31256
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Long time no see DN, where have you been, how's life been treating you?



Cleo Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, Numbe
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:18:47 - IP: 208.61.44.30 - Post # 31255
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Serge...*warm smile*...Yes, indeed. T'is I. Thank you so much for the greeting.

*sigh* There is a dearth of esoteric message boards out here in Reality. I attempted writing pithy comments on the side of a building but it never caught on. You will be pleased to know, however, that I soothed the local constabulary by explaining "You know...it will be kind of like the Oprano board." They immediately dropped the charges. (They did gently comment that it would not be anything like the Oprano board, but they commended me for trying. I bought them doughnuts.) ;-)))))

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:14:14 - IP: 24.5.50.121 - Post # 31254
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but if you bait them they will come! ;-)))
Hooper cj's member serviced me last night
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 11:07:22 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 31253
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:29:25 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31265


DN - howdy girlie

:-))
Bubba MakingBank.com - Damn we're good!
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:29:22 24.19.254.104 Post #: 31264


DN
Life for me has been great. Things where going great until today, but I think I might need to hide from Serge after he finds out that I brake his board. You know how men and their toys are, <g>



Cleo |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:28:26 208.61.44.30 Post #: 31263


hahahaha
Hooper
Number... Naaaaaaahhhhh
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:27:56 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31262


Yikes, i'm scared
Gary 5 cent text links, no conversions
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:25:48 64.230.90.27 Post #: 31261


Hoop,
don't bait me!

I'm telling you nut-ting!
;-)))
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 11:00:24 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31252


That silence sure can be agonizing!

PLEASE SERGE!... Say something... Say anything! ;-)))
Hooper cj's member serviced me last night
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:57:20 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31251


I'm scared! ;-)))
Hooper cj's member serviced me last night
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:56:55 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31250


"... we shall not flag or fail. ... we shall fight in France, we shall fight in the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing-grounds, ... we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. ..."
—Source: Speech to the House of Commons, June 4, 1940

Hoop,
and that's my favorit from this over-doer
;_)))
Sir Winston Chur
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:46:30 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31249


Damn, At least somebodies member is being serviced. :-))


voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:44:49 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31248


hooper, he's awfully quiet ...
cj (vaginator) we service hoopers member
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:41:04 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31247


DN,
is that REAL:LY you????

what a pleasant surprise!
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:40:32 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31246


ok. ok... i take it back!

do-overs!
time out!
re-do's! ;-)))
Hooper
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:25:07 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31245


Hooper, how can one like you live the life without sense of humor whatsoever??????

BTW,
all your posts on June 8th has been deleted with prejudice!

...and now I go thru June 9th
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:23:20 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31244


"She would be,drav.

Bet "he/she" wants to post ;)

Bet she won't though,cause she's chicken.....

hehehehehe
Nick
Thu, 08 Nov 2001 11:06:34 - IP: 24.80.103.202 - Post # 31131"

Please stop calling me a "he/she." I am not now, nor have I ever been, responsible for your gender confusion. ;-))))

I am, indeed, most proud of you, Nick. I knew that your ability to construct a simple declarative sentence would improve once you ceased attempting to color the pictures in your copy of "Diction for Dummies." (The page you did for me is lovely though and is still hanging on my refrigerator.) ;-))))

Be well, my Feckless Thug. ;-)))))

(Thanks to my dear friend who alerted me to this thread.) :-)))))

Back to the land of word processors, fountain pens, fresh air and daylight....

DN
The Diction Nazi
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:15:59 24.5.50.121 Post #: 31243


Oy! Chess... baseball... lets talk about BIZ ;-)))


---
Follow my example and go after QUALITY and not Quantaty
---

Huh??? You're the King of Quantity Serge!
Hooper
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:15:44 66.68.122.196 Post #: 31242


Thanks Grimm...

BTW, you missed a helluva Halloween party this year !!!
SP
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:07:03 65.69.141.160 Post #: 31241


Grimm, here is a good way to start a day:

Xingster.com endorses http://www.oprano.com/tgp2/

Oprano.com has turned into the best source for overall adult webmaster news, and was one of the starting points of this TGP2 firestorm

Also check out http://www.opranoplus.com for the latest webmaster news and fun and games.


wanna try?
;_)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:04:50 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31240


http://www.aaaadultdesign.com
grimm
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:03:53 24.39.25.107 Post #: 31239


Can someone post the url for sharky's design site ??

Thanks...

SP
SP
Fri, 09 Nov - 10:03:03 65.69.141.160 Post #: 31238


serge.. teach me about posting:)
grimm
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:56:54 24.39.25.107 Post #: 31237


How's my fellow lesbians doing tonigh? :)

***********************

I was up all night preparing letters to mail since apparently I'm a pro at stamp licking.

You ARE bringing the curling iron this weekend, right? It's been a while and I've missed it!



Peaches
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:54:15 63.147.224.5 Post #: 31236


Kitty, yes, I can....

I had my prostate removed yesterday, just to give me better aim!
;-)))
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:43:59 172.162.90.66 Post #: 31235


Well, Well, Well,

Giraldo Riviera quit his job and is going to Afganastan to report.
Everyone can stand easy now.
voodooman Zmaster
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:40:14 64.135.69.178 Post #: 31234


my longest piss lasted 9 months and "pockets" didn't bother me one bit
*************
ROFL

Okay - but that's another competition lol
Can you piss for distance too?! ;)


Good night all - off to get some! :)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:22:47 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31233


Kitty,
I'm a trucker...I know about trucker's bladder.:)
Torone
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:18:23 24.162.17.83 Post #: 31232


kitty, sounds similar to that first pee - the 'break the seal' on a night of heavy drinking :-))

now i can call em my pockets!!
cj (vaginator) we even have women's bladders
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:17:56 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31231


Kitty,
you are worthy opponent, but...
I rely on Experience
;-))

my longest piss lasted 9 months and "pockets" didn't bother me one bit
;-))
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:16:56 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31230


last post , all=wall
typo queen reigns again!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:11:44 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31229


Kitty,
you are on...

I can go without peeing for 17 hours too.
*************

Okay you got a deal - actually I think I went longer the other day, without even realising it.

BTW you know that by holding your bladder too long , if done on a regular basis, gives you little 'pockets' on the all of you bladder (it's know as 'truckies bladder' and when you eventually do go, you have to keep goign all the time becasue you have to empty the 'pockets' ???
Trust me it's not a nice thing to have - i've had it before
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 09:09:45 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31228


Jean, those quotes were very cute :-)

cj (vaginator) Save a chargeback!! shutup the wife!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 08:49:59 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31227


Some of these kids should be running businesses
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and who do you think
ARS, LikeWhoa, and many others are???

old farts????

I LOVE dealing with so called "kids"
;-)))

Their smarts and new ways of thinking leaves lots of old farts behind
;-))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 08:25:33 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31226


Serge,

Makes you think... Some of these kids should be running businesses and be in politics instead of some of the dead beats allready in place.

They don't drink, they don't do drugs, do not have sexual craving... Their minds are at the right place ;-)

Damn I need coffee, gotta wake up, dunno what i'm saying... LOL
Jean-Francois
Fri, 09 Nov - 08:21:44 65.94.233.33 Post #: 31225


Good one, JF, thanks!
Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:47:27 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31224


agree with all thiose, CB
except maybe counting Serge's parenthases - hey we could make that a competition !!!!

Kitty
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Kitty,
you are on...

I can go without peeing for 17 hours too.

wanna meet me at
http://pusi.com grand opening?

I don't mind comparing notes and see who can last longer,
even though God hasn't blessed me with multiple orgasms
;-))


Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:46:35 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31223


At 3 moves ahead, that only leaves you 10 moves behind Serge.

:-)))

Webfather
*******************

Webdad,
again too much credit,
I only go for 7, I am NOT that good!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:43:19 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31222


let me think about those options before I answer that :-))
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cj,
I always suspected that Oprano is one of the best mind stimulators there is
;-)))

THINK, baby, THINK!
;-)))

<invisible ink>
if Meni told you that I'd enjoy it too much and this is not a real punishment-
LIES!!! all LIES!!!! ;-))))
</invisible ink>
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:41:22 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31221


cj, I say woman needs LOVE because Love is...

A group of professionals posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,
"What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than
anyone could have imagined.

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when
his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
- Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know
that your name is safe in their mouth."
- Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and
they go out and smell each other."
- Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries
without making them give you any of theirs."
- Chrissy - age 6

"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at
them because you know it would hurt their feelings."
- Samantha - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
- Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before
giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
- Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are
like that. They look gross when they kiss."
- Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen."
- Bobby - age 5

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you
hate."
- Nikka - age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears
it everyday."
- Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends
even after they know each other so well."
- Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the
people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only
one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
- Cindy - age 8

"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
- Elaine - age 5

"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
handsomer than Robert Redford."
- Chris - age 8

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all
day."
- Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes
and she has to go out and buy new ones.
- Lauren - age 4

"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me
because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."
- Bethany - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come
out of you."
- Karen - age 7

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't
think it's gross."
- Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean
it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
- Jessica - age 8


Y'all have a blast in Vegas and Nice weekend...

I NEED A PLACE TO WORK DOWN SOUTH... QUEBEC IS GETTING TO FUCKING COLD ;-(((
Jean-Francois
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:40:55 65.94.233.33 Post #: 31220


I hanging around people who know more me.
****************
Run with the strong and become strong.

I agree with all thiose, CB
except maybe counting Serge's parenthases - hey we could make that a competition !!!!

Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:39:42 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31219


Chess is close to selling porn .. you have to be three moves ahead and is the ultimate in mindfucking
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pearl?
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 07:05:36 - IP: 24.112.37.86 - Post # 31210
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Pearl??

At 3 moves ahead, that only leaves you 10 moves behind Serge.

:-)))

Webfather
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:39:39 65.185.104.173 Post #: 31218


CactusButt,

1: There are people who hang out here that know alot more about selling porn than me...I hanging around people who know more me.

WELL.....some people here been doing it since 1995,
long before most of the paysites been in business.
it's TRUE.

2: I can find out who really thinks what about which sponsors, and not have to guess who the fuck they are talking about like I do in a piss free zone.

There is another good source for that info:
http://gofuckyourself.com
MOST of current info about MissCash
and PrivyCold, among others is ICQ'd me from there.

3: It is fun, entertaining and I like gumbo.

Really? wait 'till you see
http://pusi.com coming live next week!
;-)))

5: Last but not least, I bet the over on how right parenthesis Serge types in a month...Gotta keep count ;-)))

You pay me too much credit.
take a loook at Septemeber stats.
http://cotac.com/~knight/Oprano/Board.html
I was in Turkey and out of actions and it had no effect on stats.
PEOPLE here deserve all the credit.
I really feel like fish out of water when Mike goes out fishing....

Serge (Magic, did you get this name due to your pussy? I love cats myse)
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:38:47 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31217


right, cj?
---

serge, hmmm... let me think about those options before I answer that :-))

do I want romance or surpreme domination? *sigh* every woman's question.

cj (vaginator) Save a chargeback!! shutup the wife!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:35:13 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31216


Serge - What makes Oprano special?

1: There are people who hang out here that know alot more about selling porn than me...I hanging around people who know more me.

2: I can find out who really thinks what about which sponsors, and not have to guess who the fuck they are talking about like I do in a piss free zone.

3: It is fun, entertaining and I like gumbo.

5: Last but not least, I bet the over on how right parenthesis Serge types in a month...Gotta keep count ;-)))

*****
You're probably out on a yacht right now ;-)))
Hooper
Fri, 09 Nov 2001 12:25:20 - IP: 66.68.122.196 - Post # 31147
*****

No yacht Hooper...at least not yet! :) Fortuantely for me, the wife has done pretty well in her career, hence our location.

CactusButt
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:28:56 66.136.200.89 Post #: 31215


Grimm,
I'll give you quick lesson in postings:

NEVER repeat yourself or somebody else.

Follow my example and go after QUALITY and not Quantaty
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:19:04 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31214


Grimm, how fucking original!

wasn't it wouf before you who used it for hello?
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:17:06 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31213


Mutt,
you bet it is!
;-)))

I sent tit to Edd!
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:16:11 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31212


Wingnut,
I left you chess info at
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:14:22 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31211



Chess is close to selling porn .. you have to be three moves ahead and is the ultimate in mindfucking
**********************************

pearl?
mutt
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:05:36 24.112.37.86 Post #: 31210


*yawn*
grimm
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:05:04 24.39.25.107 Post #: 31209


Hey Oprano!

I usually just lurk and read here at Oprano .. but Serge had to mention chess and draw me out of the corner

You know of an online place to have a match?

Chess is close to selling porn .. you have to be three moves ahead and is the ultimate in mindfucking


Wingnut
Fri, 09 Nov - 07:02:57 24.166.212.88 Post #: 31208


why do some weak minded people call us unreasonable???

don't we go above call of duty when we offended anybody?

right, cj?

;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 06:28:57 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31207


cj,
if putting strap-on and fucking my butt will make you feel better-
there is NOTHING I wouldn't do to get your forgiveness!
;-)))

if you rather preffer me writing a poem in your honor-
I can do that as well,
but rather take more severe punishment
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 06:27:38 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31206


sorry mr, it'll take more than a sorry to make up for that comment!!

:-)))
cj (vaginator) Save a chargeback!! shutup the wife!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 06:23:27 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31205


cj, sorry, I didn't meant it!
;-))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 06:18:25 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31204


Sorry, Dig, I went to bed at 4:30,
caught some more zzzzz's
;-))

see you next time my ass hurts from whooping!
;-)))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 06:17:39 172.144.117.50 Post #: 31203


yeah, really, who needs women???

Chess is it!
-----

fine then!! PLLLFT!!

kitty, you and i are as pathetic as one another - i just stuffed my face with gnocci, followed by barramundi served on polenta - now i feel like a big pig and couldn't be bothered going out in the stupid rain LOL

i just opened a bottle of wine instead :-)))

cj (vaginator) Save a chargeback!! shutup the wife!!
Fri, 09 Nov - 05:16:23 203.164.206.41 Post #: 31202


Sykk:))

that was funny at dinner that night bro:) we will be in sat, until Wed. Let's do it again if you want:)

sextoyking
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:55:46 24.255.27.154 Post #: 31201


serge what room are you in?


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - we are sooooo cool
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:36:39 66.74.13.9 Post #: 31200


sorry serge, passed out on you..

I haven't been playing much chess lately, I've learned that the joy I feel at winning doesn't come close to equaling the pain I feel when I lose..

the ratio is out of whack!


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - we are sooooo cool
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:29:45 66.74.13.9 Post #: 31199


aaaghh...
now I am home - a nice greek salad for dinner and now back to work!
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:28:57 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31198


Todd, just the mentioning of ball and gag for keeping wifey quiet...when things like that come up, I always think of you and Fletch...lol

I was just talking a friend about the waitress at the Bellagio that was listening to our conversation...heheheh
SykkBoy Dark Dollars...bringing Hell to a party in January...
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:13:54 24.234.22.206 Post #: 31197


Candice,

np, and enjoy:)

Sykk, what is this ball and gag talk?? I'm always away when you guys and gals talk about toys:)

Nick, you need a remote toy for what???:)
sextoyking 30% Commissions on all sextoy sales!
Fri, 09 Nov - 04:11:01 216.99.199.147 Post #: 31196


Kitty,
and my ass was whooped in chess room!
;-(((

how about....
you join Lisa and me under the desk and we'll wait for Dig?

will you two be gentle with me?

I am weak when I am under double penetration
;_))
Serge
Fri, 09 Nov - 03:36:41 172.132.106.22 Post #: 31195


"Lisa,
wanna come under the desk with us?"

Best offer I've had in months! :D

Kitty, I just booked a room at the ANA at Surfers for next weekend. They still have a few left for $110, book thru lastminute.net if anyone's still looking.


Lisa PMB will be on the Gold Coast on the 17th, will you?!?
Fri, 09 Nov - 03:29:36 61.9.208.141 Post #: 31194


I read what you guys said!

(bloody taxi - i booked it and someone stole it - just stood in torrential rain for 20 mins like a dickhead!)
Kitty Sexcontents = Total Content Solutions
Fri, 09 Nov - 03:24:01 61.9.140.115 Post #: 31193