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sharky - He tricked us! We couldn't bare watching DK and CyberGlide covered in baby oil, mauling each other in front of cameras, so we make a quiet exit! And THIS is what goes down! ??? http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_111.jpg ;-)))

bpj, but I called your cell phone for you to come back .... really !!
;-)))))
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figures I would be in a casino where cell phones don't work, when I get this call! ;-/

bpj EZgreen KNOWS the deal!

sharky, hahahahahaha
Cybrglide EG

looking for a flash designer for a couple small jobs.

no amateurs please ..

email me at: mark @ extremegreen.com

Cybrglide EG

Cybrglide.. wait a minute.. didn't you kick Ryan and I out.. caliming DK had performance anxiety! We were happy to leave, thinking it was YOU and DK getting busy! You didn't tell us about the girls! You were holding out on us!

That's it. Your rates are doubled!
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Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc,
they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They
argued back
and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter,
one tourist
asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an
argument
for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr,
Kiiiing."

Torone

Voodoo,
not this year, it was misuss duty
;-)
Serge

Serge, no good , wed is much better for me, Thur. I have to be in church all day.
:-))))
Just kidding, Thur is good.
What are you dressing Zhora up as for halloween?
voodooman

Voodoo,
tomorrow sushi doesn't look promissing.

it's a Haloween nite and Zhora
will take the house apart if I am not there
;-((
how about Thursday?
Serge

HAHAHAHAHAAA
you should make a zhora cartoon series :-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

hahaha, Serge, enema?

Isnt this interesting morning conversation? :-))
voodooman

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cj,
not to worry,
he'll only drool over your nekkid butt!

he LOVES girls!
;-)

Serge

Two women are walking out of a grocery store and 1 lady spies her husband across the road, walking out of a florist with a big bunch of flowers.

"Oh great" she says to the other woman, "Now I have to spend the next week on my back with my legs in the air".

The other lady replies, "Couldn't you just put them in a vase?"

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

as long as he doesn't drool over my camera :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj, c'mon,
give out yankee ingenuity some credit!

we can always ask Zhora to push a button
;-)))
Serge

will you get in the middle between me and bpj
if General gets indisposed due to his baby sitting duties?
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hmmm, sure!! I could be the vase!! not sure how i'll take the photo then though ...

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
I'll go with a rose, carnation, enema,
I don't care except...
"for charity" part gets me scared!

I don't think my ass can take it!

can we charge a nominal fee instead????
;-))
Serge

bpj, but I called your cell phone for you to come back .... really !!
;-)))))

Cybrglide http://achdebit.com/

cj,
please run it by him first thing tomorrow morning!

I GUARANTEE in writing, that this pic will be auctioned on Ebay 30 years from now for a VERY huge bucks!
;-)))

will you get in the middle between me and bpj
if General gets indisposed due to his baby sitting duties?
;-))
Serge

serge, i've always wanted to do a webmaster calendar for charity ... If you go with the red rose, you can be Mr February!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

its 1am here serge, he's got a new baby remember :-)))
I don't like my chances of getting him to stick a rose up his ass for a photoshoot ... lol

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

bpj,
I am not into sado-maso anymore!
;-)))
but...I think it is a good idea,
if you wanna bend next to me with a rose-
I wouldn't mind....

have anybody seen General lately?

I'm sure we'll find room in the middle just for him!

Dean,
are you a sport?
;-)))
Serge

BigDog - what sites does your webmaster proggy promote???

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bpj..your fax is already on the way!

What a board!
We just spent the last hour talking about Serge's ASS!
BigDog Big Dog's get up to $45!!

do we need to think about torture?

http://www.msnbc.com/news/648868.asp
geeky

Mornin Oprano!

BigDog - what sites does your webmaster proggy promote???

CyberGlide - you fucker! THIS is what happens when you asked us to leave the room??? http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_90.jpg

Serge - knowing your past experience with splinters, etc...I'm suprised that you wouldn't have chosen a rose to stick in your ass! ;-)))

bpj ACHdebit.com - Are you paying webmasters out on Check signups???

LMAO
ok, your on. see ya in florida in a few months ;-)
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
I don't think so...

my white ass getting blue spots from sitting so much behind the monitor and red carnation will just turn the whole
"ansamble"
into...

red, white and blue!
;-)))
Serge

I would really go with some earth tones to get the real feel!
BigDog Big Dog's get up to $45!!

I have the pic on one of my original purve cd's, will send it to ya when i find it :-))))

Don't you think red would disappear a little on the pinkish tones of an ass??!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

stop! i'm going to wet my pants!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

yellow carnation???
yaikes!

you would catch me dead with yellow sticking out of my ass!

not only it sends the wrong message, but also absolutelly non esthtetical!

some people have no taste wha so ever!
Serge

Dig,
That little flap of skin is known as the lingual phrenum. Mine disappeared many years ago, LOL.

As for it taking so long to heal, try using 3% or 4% hydrogen peroxide for a mouthwash. Most of the harmful organisms in the mouth are anaerobic; and hydrogen peroxide generates oxygen, which kills them.
Torone

me, all nekkid, bend over and a huge red carnation sticking out of my ass
with the caption undernith
"I just want to say "I love you..."
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Ok, i'm still chuckling

I think the reason I laughed so hard is because i've seen an exact photo shoot, only the guy had yellow carnations out of his ass ...

sure serge, I'd be honored to shoot your ass :-))))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

ok, let me recover
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
I am not the biggest stud out there,
and I am SHY, ask my peaking neigborghs,
but...
I'll pose for you and your "special angles" lens
when you visit Florida in January.

will you take a shot I was dreaming since I was 15 years old?

me, all nekkid, bend over and a huge red carnation sticking out of my ass
with the caption undernith
"I just want to say "I love you..."

Serge

I'm only teasing, I agree. Good conversation gets mixed up with our night time fun :-)

Just make sure I get my Vaginator tag just the same as it is here!! And I'll be sure to bring along lots of good sexual advice such as 'how to not cut your tongue on a girls vagina'!!

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

so only pithy posts make it here?!
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cj,
anybody can post anything anywhere,
but....
the post of
"...and this is how I came into her mouth for the first time"
will have a better audience
on the new board!
;-))

don't you think?

between you, Dig, Art, Cybrglide and me
we burried tons of good posts from yesterday in the heart beat
;-))))
Serge

Cj..If the camera is angled right you can make the small ones look bigger!

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I know!! you should see what I did to sykkboy!!!

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

yeah, we ALL need place to relax and just shoot crap!
;-))
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so only pithy posts make it here?! and all this jibberish would be there?!
holy shit, you can find me on the sex talk board :-)))

when i have a pearl (such as 'no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples'), i'll pop in here!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Here is my theory - guys with small penises will use their 'spare tyre' as an excuse while men with large penises will do anything to get nekkid on cam, no matter how many spare tyres they have (eg ron jeremy).
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Cj..If the camera is angled right you can make the small ones look bigger!
BigDog Big Dog's get up to $45!!

cj,
you are on,
I'm waiting for MikeAI to wake up so we could discuss server/domain issue,
and I expect it going LIVE rather sooner than later.

I hope you like the layout and software of this board:
http://tomsnewbiebooster.com

I see it being the best for that purpose!

yeah, we ALL need place to relax and just shoot crap!
;-))
Serge

you know you couldn't stop me if ya tried serge :-)))

I love the idea!! We could discuss thrush!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
very keen observations, indeed!
and spoken definatelly from experience!
;-)))

will you post and share more on
Webmasters Sex Talk board?
Serge we teach the newbies RIGHT! ;-))))

cj I've been stuck in front of this computer for the last couple years, my frame isn't as fine as it once was.. a nude layout might wreck my chances once and for all!

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dig, serge, for 3 years i have taken photos of naked men, I have written articles and features on strippers, amateurs (and sykkboy) etc.

In that time, I learnt 1 thing about men - you are all more paranoid about your bodies than us gals. :-)

Not 1 of the men i've featured has said anything different to what you just said - usually, they mention their 'once amazing muscly frame' and make an excuse for their spare tyre/s.

'not as fit as i once was' heh heh

and yet, when the topic is suggested, most men are very keen to show off their 'creditentials' but most chicken out due to 'few extra pounds'.

Here is my theory - guys with small penises will use their 'spare tyre' as an excuse while men with large penises will do anything to get nekkid on cam, no matter how many spare tyres they have (eg ron jeremy).

Men see their most important tool as their penis, but don't want others to know their ... er ... shortcummings :-))))

So do you want to get nekkid now, or not?

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

hahahahhaha!!!

from
http://www.vnwr.com/main/index.html

Serge
LOL! I can just see Allofem now.. "LadyB says good morning and Serge pisses on himself." :D

LadyB (Vice President)
Message # 13753 209.205.133.227 Tue Oct 30 06:47:42 2001
Serge we teach the newbies RIGHT! ;-))))

Good morning, LadyB,
there are lots of piss going on on your board!
;-)))
Serge

glitter girl,
let's explore the things we agree upon first....

throw me the curved one and let's see if I can catch it!
;-))

Dig,
sleep tight,
I'm speeding ahead with it,
hopefully you wake up to something more solid
;-))
Serge

dig...

is that better???

;)
Glittergirl Ready? Set? GO!!

Good morning Oprano :)
LadyB

GlitterGirl, capitalize the 'R', the 'S' and the 'GO' and you'll have this tagline thing down pat ;)

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serge...

hahah i agree with some things..

just not everything..

=)~
Glittergirl ready? set? go!!

alright I'm going to bed b4 I agree to do something I'll regret later ;))

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whoops, I spoke too soon!
;-))

Dig, there is NOTHING that Photoshop can't do!
;-)))

cj,
it will be worth to me MORE with nekkid pictures!
;-)))
Serge

cj,
I think you are preaching to the quire....

Dig doesn't strike me as a shy type
;-)))
Serge

cj I've been stuck in front of this computer for the last couple years, my frame isn't as fine as it once was.. a nude layout might wreck my chances once and for all!

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GlitterGirl,
is "counter point" your
best mission in life???

why do you have to disagree with everything?

what else do you do?
;-)
Serge

cj,
do I have to pay for transcript or you extend me professional curtousy?
;-))
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hmmmm, depends how much its worth to ya!! :-)))
dig has got to get nekkid first before he'll feature inside purve - come on dig - it's got to help the love life!!

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

GlitterGirl,
the wheels are in the motion as we speak!
;-)))

Dig,
yes, "properly motivated" is the right words!

I don't know about you, but I personally will never share my body fluids
unless fully compensated in advance!
;-)))
Serge

properly motivated....

hmmmm...

LOL...
Glittergirl ready? set? go!!

you might be surprised, us old guys can still be a lot of fun when we're properly motivated ;))

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yea i like techno... and the good stuff .... lol

modern age...
Glittergirl setgo

ok now serge...

you guys do need the sex talk board..

lol
Glittergirl setgo

that's the only problem with sexy YOUNG girls..

we never listen to the same music ;)

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i do find this conversation quit interesting..
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I bet your pussy glitters in the dark!
right?
;-)

cj,
do I have to pay for transcript or you extend me professional curtousy?
;-))
Serge

sex talk board.....

and digs listenin to some old country...real old.... lol

hehe
Glittergirl setgo

serge, why not? :)

GlitterGirl it's all healed up now baby! :))

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Dig,
the more I think about, the more I like the idea of
"Sex Talk" board.

and YES, you are my inspiration!

I have some ideas going thru my head, I offered something similar to Anthony few months back and he didn't jump on it due
as he put it
"not enough money"
but I still have it in my head.

Let me massage the idea for a day and I'll ICQ you.

We have one bad experience burried between us
(job site)
care to go for round 2?
;-))
Serge

Dig.. I am definatly not scared to post but i do find this conversation quit interesting.. so how is ur tongue?? lol
Glittergirl setgo

hell you can interview me! :))
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dig, YOUR ON!! now get ya gear off ... :-)))

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and seeing as how purve has mostly female readers, you can include my phone number cj ;)

how's every little thing with you?
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HAHAHHAHAAAA there'll be a service fee for including your phone number :-))))

Every little thing is going fabulous :-) Just putting some finishing touches on a new women's product ...

How about plugging in 3 years of purve content into your paysite? :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

GlitterGirl is scanning this board right now scared to post LOL

jump in, the waters fine!

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ah yes, the mystical Mr. Korbin.. my old army buddy ;)

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is zhora telling you what to do now?
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Dig, him and Mr. Korbin!

makes my life much easier that way!
Serge

and seeing as how purve has mostly female readers, you can include my phone number cj ;)

how's every little thing with you?

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hell you can interview me! :))

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all that back and forth with your tongue drags that little flap of skin that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth across the top of your bottom row of teeth.

if you aren't careful you will cut that flap of skin with your teeth.

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wow, dig, that is something I never realized!! I'm going to have one of my writers research this for a purve article :-))) "The top 10 most common male injuries from eating pussy"

heh heh

can we quote you?!
:-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

is zhora telling you what to do now?

Son of Serge !

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I'm out of here, Zhora is taking me for a walk!
;-))
Serge

Ed,
"The voice of the people is the voice of God"

(--Demosphen)

Webmasters are people too!

let's have pass protected
Adult webmasters board with no sponsors
where webmasters can share sexual experinces without fears of being over heard
;-))
Zhora The Brave

humans...
whatta you know?

if you only could lick your own balls like I do....
Zhora The Brave

Serge I do know you better than that, I'd prolly have a $20 when when you left.
;-))

as far as a pussy licking board .... HELL YES
I could use all the technique I could get ;-)

Cybrglide

no silver spoons in a $10 tent ya know ;-)

Cybrglide
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Cyberglide,
you should know me better than that-
you'll be missing TENT after I leave!
;-))))
Serge Cyberglide is making changes...and not only to his body!

and I thought you'd comment on my nail color ...... men ;((

;-))))

Cybrglide

Art, Dig, Cyber,
should Oprano start new
Pussy Licking board of it's own?

we can copy right it and sell hard copies on the sites making it National BestSeller
;-))

Dig,
yeah, tell me more about this "belly button from inside" technique!
;-))
Serge Cyberglide is making changes...and not only to his body!

Cyberglide,
http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_90.jpg
you bleached your hairs blond also???

wow!!!

I can't wait for
ExtremeGreen Version 3
"Extreme Expression of Yourself"!
;-)))

Serge Cyberglide is making changes...and not only to his body!

well then Serge you could always come here,

no silver spoons in a $10 tent ya know ;-)

Cybrglide

Serge,

That's a good point.

Feel free to share your wisdom on the clitical message board! :-))

Art EroticStories.com

your genio-glossis
has no business reaching belly button
;-)))
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that was my best pussy eating move though, girls like that ;))

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your quite the host ;-))
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Cyberglide,
yes I am, but sometimes it backfires...

I noticed that after Kaiser and his ex left my house,
2 silver spoons were missing...
;-((((
Serge

Art,
Mind is MY sexual organ too!
;-))

that's how I know
;-))
Serge

seeing as your a big Trisha fan heres one more for ya Dig ;-)

http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_90.jpg

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god damn it Serge you weren't supposed to tell everyone what I'm packin ;-))

i'll call you sometime today and we'll set it up,
your quite the host ;-))

Cybrglide

Lisa,
I think you nailed it!

hahhahahaha,
Dig,
I think you taking word "EATING" to seriously!
;-))

your genio-glossis
has no business reaching belly button
;-)))
Serge

fuck it, if it's close enough to fool me from that distance it's close enough to fuck and not feel bad about it ;)

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Serge,

You are such a smart cookie! :-)

Actually it is news to me, because the site used to only focus on the clit, because that is something I remotely understand (contrary to the female mind!).

But Jenne took over the site and apparently everything is different now! ;-)

Art EroticStories.com

serge I know a pussy when it's right in my face man...
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Dig,
women been deceptive for the last 5000 years,
one never knows!
;-)))
Serge

lisa when I do a thing, I try to do it correctly and with enthusiasm ;))

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Damn and I could only get Trisha to smoke pussy in my suite ;((

http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_111.jpg

;-)

Cybrglide
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Cyberglide,
I like your new pussy!

did you grow tits too?

when are we having dinner?
;-))
Serge

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