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Serge, what happened to Dig most commonly happens when a guy is trying to kiss a girls navel...from the inside. ;))

Dig is to be commended for his efforts!

Feeling like crap, going to bed.

Nite kids. :)


Lisa Tis not easy being green...
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:50:03 61.9.208.141 Post #: 27300


serge I know a pussy when it's right in my face man...

i'm not as dumb as you think I am


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:48:29 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27299


that's a better picture than mine cybrglide ;))


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:47:50 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27298


this has never happened to you?
**********************************

nope....

either I was blessed knowing BIGGER size pussies,
or what you thought was a pussy, wasn't a pussy at all!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:47:27 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27297


I think I cut my genio-glossis

http://www.bartleby.com/107/illus994.html


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:46:35 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27296


Dig,
I signed you up for the Clitical News Letter
http://www.clitical.com/main.php

your Vegas dates will thank me later
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:45:42 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27295


Damn and I could only get Trisha to smoke pussy in my suite ;((

http://www.extremegreen.com/kel_trish_2_111.jpg

;-)

Cybrglide
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:45:13 65.34.116.33 Post #: 27294


I was eating pussy, my gf had a thing about it so I did it all the time..

all that back and forth with your tongue drags that little flap of skin that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth across the top of your bottom row of teeth.

if you aren't careful you will cut that flap of skin with your teeth.

this has never happened to you?


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:43:47 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27293


Art, give me credit!

without even reading the site,
I KNEW the importance of the second organ
;-)))

"This site focuses on both of the important female sex organs: The Clitoris and the Mind."
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:43:27 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27292



;-)))


Art Clitical.com - learn to eat pussy! (and then some!)
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:42:09 213.84.231.97 Post #: 27291


I don't get it...
you cut your tongue or her pussy?
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:41:29 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27290


Serge,

If you want to teach people how to eat pussy, I've got the perfect site for you here:

Art Clitical.com - learn to eat pussy! (and then some!)
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:41:16 213.84.231.97 Post #: 27289


I don't worry about it...

I have magic fingers!


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:41:02 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27288


Dig, you should check for earrings first, pussy cuts and paper cuts are the worst!
;-)))

as for dangers-
it is also VERY addictive as well!

why do you think so many states prohibit it!

they are concerned about health!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:39:50 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27287


anyhow, I cut that little flap of skin under the tongue on my bottom row of teeth, too much tongue action I guess or my teeth are very sharp heh

I learned my lesson ;)


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:37:40 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27286


all my mail sent anytime near the 11th took weeks to make it's destination
**********************

I hear you,
I'm still waiting for one check!
for October
;-))

I hope it comes without white powder oouzing from it
;-)))


Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:37:04 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27285


under my skin = under my tongue

I need my 'edit' button


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:36:15 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27284


eating pussy is dangerous!


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:35:44 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27283


I used to LOVE to eat pussy.. then I cut that little flap of skin under my skin.

hurt like hell and took MONTHS to heal


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:35:31 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27282


Dig,
out of the kindness of my heart,
do you want me teach you eating pussy?

You don't know what you are missing!

Obviously you are a connoseur of
"chemistry"
and pussy contains fermons which after inhalation,
make any bear more exciting than
Jenna or Meni!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:34:49 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27281


maybe they were trying to tell you something? :)

actually, all my mail sent anytime near the 11th took weeks to make it's destination. Had some pissed off content providers waiting on checks
dig420 Fetishbucks.com - We ROCK!
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:33:17 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27280


great!

I always dreamed of beard growing out of my ass!

KB,
please send me some right away!

I don't wanna miss dates in Vegas either!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:32:23 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27279


I don't know, I wasn't there,
my invitation came via FedEx after the party was officialy over!

;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:30:34 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27278


I'm sure KB has some kind of potion to fix that


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:30:25 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27277


Dig,
I don't have a hairy body
;-(((

Since I was circumsaized at the age of 32,
NOTHING grows no more!
;-))))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:29:23 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27276


I think bears are more cuddly...
;-0)))

/me looks at Serge's hairy body

are you making a pass at me?


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:27:07 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27275


did you invite jenna, jay and meni?


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:25:25 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27274


I think bears are more cuddly...
;-0)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:24:38 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27273


BTW,
coming today/tomorrow:

Party at Brad's House Warming Party
pictures!

MikeAI in the skirt with a bra is not to miss!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:23:34 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27272


it's all in your mind you know..

tricia uptown, a bear, what's the difference?


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:21:35 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27271


Dig, it sounds almost like
envoking
5th!
;-)))

hahahhaha
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:21:15 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27270


Dig,
are you saying Russians only fuck bears?
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:20:11 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27269


I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might cost me some dates in Vegas ;))


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:19:10 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27268


Alien,
your paranoid employers banned Oprano and Opranoplus from the tags.
I understand your loniliness on your board,
but.....
I only let you tag your shit if you
be able write in 5 lines why you should tag pond on Oprano and Oprano should not.

go for it!
;-))

show what you made of

5 lines!
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:18:57 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27267


Maybe for Russians..


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:18:34 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27266


I'll do the one all night
******************************

but would you do PUSSY!????

honest answer only, please!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:16:24 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27265


Bang, Bong or Buck its all the same.
Alien And its like this that or the other.
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:16:04 63.102.173.56 Post #: 27264


Dig,
sex appeal, shmex appeal,
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND
;-))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:15:28 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27263


I'll do the one all night if that's what it takes to get to the other.

Tricia Uptown has BIGTIME sex appeal up close and personal like that...


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - I'm out of taglines
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:14:05 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27262


Dig,
only if she asks me for a bang, not a bong!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:12:37 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27261


I'm no competition for meni though


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - we don't make money unless you make money
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:08:25 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27260


hey if Trisha told you to, you'd pick that thing up too ;)


dig420 Fetishbucks.com - we don't make money unless you make money
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:08:10 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27259


Dig,
you suck a mean cock!
;-)))

http://setgo.com/trisha/p1010078.jpg
;-))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 05:00:41 172.146.57.110 Post #: 27258


http://setgo.com/trisha/ ----- THIS is dig420

Hooper, wha?


dig420 webmaster referrals now available at fetishbucks.com - check out the design likewhoa did for us!
Tue, 30 Oct - 03:32:49 66.74.13.105 Post #: 27257


http://www.opranoplus.com/images/ch2.gif

HAHAHA
----------

actually i just noticed that time machine is by Alexa.com They have their own crawlers and been keeping tabs on ALL sites for many years now. That explains it.


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we todd ed
Tue, 30 Oct - 03:19:46 63.202.21.119 Post #: 27256


hooper i would think they got it from google type of crawler that cashes everything and stores it. If lets say they got archives for AV and google than that would explain it.. maybe

i cant imagine AV and google really storing all the cashed archives, thats shit loads. But than again its only html so who knows....


Slavdogg i'm sofa king we todd ed
Tue, 30 Oct - 03:16:18 63.202.21.119 Post #: 27255



Wow, that webarchive is great! The first trace of my activities that I managed to find is my old site with my ISP (containing a link to my first domain! :-)

http://web.archive.org/web/19971021033121/http://www.artware.demon.nl/

This was all my ISP would allow me to keep there, after Persian Kitty gave me a link to my bannerless free site!

And I was only trying to find out of these sex pictures were really that popular. I was used to running a BBS with no less than 50 calls per day! Wow! :-)

Art eroticstories.com
Tue, 30 Oct - 03:13:48 213.84.231.97 Post #: 27254


Hooper,
looks more like an Allien to me
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 02:39:14 172.135.243.84 Post #: 27253


http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-189-01.jpg

Thursday Nights at Shok's house

I know, be nice, he's sleeping right now ;))))
SykkBoy pretty sites, pretty covnersions, ugly look on Bubba's face when he has to write such large checks
Tue, 30 Oct - 02:37:27 24.234.22.206 Post #: 27252


http://www.opranoplus.com/images/ch2.gif

this is dig420 right???
Hooper
Tue, 30 Oct - 02:25:13 66.68.122.196 Post #: 27251


anybody understand how he techinally "did it" aside from being around since hte beginning?
Hooper
Tue, 30 Oct - 02:24:05 66.68.122.196 Post #: 27250



cool huh Todd? I can't believe they didn't realise how popular the Wayback Machine would be. Running it off a single server I think. Doh.
It will be even better 20 years from now when people look back.

New Desert Island Dilemma Poll!
First Cockholster of the Day Award!
And News! Earthlink Adds A Porn Filtered Browser for Families!

Also, Oprano NFL Pickem got a little bit closer tonight. Marie lost, GreekFold and Kimmykim won. Now a three way tie for second - Sykkboy, Greekfold and Kimmykim!


mutt Home of the Cockholster of the Day Award!
Tue, 30 Oct - 01:50:30 24.112.37.86 Post #: 27249


you guys broke the time machine :)


""Currently Experiencing Higher Than Expected Volume



We're sorry, the Internet Archive Wayback Machine is experiencing a higher than expected number of requests. Access to our past will be available in the near future (perhaps an hour). We apologize for any inconvenience and suggest you try your request again shortly.

""
Slavdogg CLICK HERE
Tue, 30 Oct - 01:25:54 63.202.21.119 Post #: 27248


http://web.archive.org/web/19961101094505/http://www.cotac.com/

now we know how made CE famous!
;-)))

Ron Levi, you owe me!
;-)))
Serge
Tue, 30 Oct - 01:25:19 172.149.51.216 Post #: 27247


Mutt,

that archive place is great!! brought back some good memories from 96, I see they don't put anything from 1995. damm xxxcd.com looked kinda bad graphical wise back then:))

the good old days:) yummmmmmmmmm
sextoyking
Tue, 30 Oct - 01:09:49 216.99.199.147 Post #: 27246


I kinda like this car:
http://www.spykercars.com/home.htm
SykkBoy pretty sites, pretty covnersions, ugly look on Bubba's face when he has to write such large checks
Tue, 30 Oct - 00:16:47 24.234.22.206 Post #: 27245


Hey all U car buffs. If you like sexy, fast, machines check out this link.

http://www.sobegirl.com/party_pics/ppindex.htm

hit the miami auto show link...

Peace in Afganistan - Yeah right.

The Producer SoBeGirl 72 Amateur Video /Pic Sets and Growing
Mon, 29 Oct - 23:15:51 12.43.108.57 Post #: 27244


Hey ugly sells, its a fact of life in the furniture business ;)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

and in the toothless hooker business.....



SykkBoy pretty sites, pretty covnersions, ugly look on Bubba's face when he has to write such large checks
Mon, 29 Oct - 23:11:48 24.234.22.206 Post #: 27243


"Do you have any of spankers cj pages. Now they where a work of art, damn ugliest sites. But they all converted well, I guess surfers just wanted away from them."
---------------------

Hey ugly sells, its a fact of life in the furniture business ;)
KK make the most of your traffic
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:55:57 209.180.135.95 Post #: 27242


http://web.archive.org
That is just blowing me away
The way back machine


Vick Mr. Peabody and Sherman got nothing on this
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:51:12 24.180.171.175 Post #: 27241



http://web.archive.org/web/19961121230157/http://www.persiankitty.com/

earliest PK page they have, November
96
mutt
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:49:42 24.112.37.86 Post #: 27240


KK, maybe because I think past today. ;)

Steelers 27 Tenn 7, I'm in too good a mood to argue.


Ulfie
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:44:03 24.4.252.5 Post #: 27239


Colin,

How about this page
http://sexproducts.com/ls/livesex.htm
last updated in 97
The mad live sex rush of 97, $6.50 a minute to join.

Do you have any of spankers cj pages. Now they where a work of art, damn ugliest sites. But they all converted well, I guess surfers just wanted away from them.
BOOM More Cash
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:38:21 24.102.84.216 Post #: 27238


Wrong answer Ulfie. If you had a large tgp you'd be selling your listings and making your money that way so why would you care???
KK make the most of your traffic
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:30:34 209.180.135.95 Post #: 27237


This sentence is false.
Colin A Statistical Fugue in B Major.
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:25:35 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27236



hey just noticed Netpond has blocked
Oprano and OpranoPlus.
Dickbags.


mutt Loser Board click here
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:17:17 24.112.37.86 Post #: 27235


If I had a large tgp I would be switching it to a tgp2. Surfers seem to like them better and the ones that don't, well, fuck em. ;) The model is proving itself everyday.

Steelers 17 Tenn 7 at the half. Here we go Steelers, here we go!! Give me one more win this week.


Ulfie
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:11:37 24.4.252.4 Post #: 27234


Oh, in that case Hooper .. the future is here:

http://www.buildinganempire.com/fugue.html
Colin A Statistical Fugue in B Major.
Mon, 29 Oct - 22:01:23 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27233


No they werent joking.

Just send me all of your TGP traffic and i'll do my best to keep you out of trouble ;-))
Hooper Better Things Happening Every Day
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:47:54 66.68.122.196 Post #: 27232


Kitty, We were joking. ;)
Colin A Statistical Fugue in B Major.
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:43:36 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27231


Anyone see on the other boards -
that after Nov 1 TGPs will have to close - something to do with VISA not accepting money from tgp surfers or something like that.

Anyone else read this and what do you think? another biz 'scare hoax'??
Kitty SEXCONTENTS
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:41:04 61.9.140.115 Post #: 27230


Colin, check your yahoo mail and reply to me when you look at that please.
KK make the most of your traffic
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:22:35 209.180.135.95 Post #: 27229


Anyone remember this?

http://web.archive.org/web/19970602022155/www.xxxgroup.com/sex/bio.htm

Colin Web Archive
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:20:04 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27228


Spanker's first site:

http://web.archive.org/web/19970602013100/www.xxxgroup.com/
Colin Web Archive
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:19:30 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27227


This is a web archive from many moons ago. Here is my first site. Can you find yours?

http://web.archive.org/web/19970601132512/http://www.xxxreviews.com/
Colin Web Archive
Mon, 29 Oct - 21:16:58 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27226


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If you are or have been an affiliate of ConversionCash, please stop by and update your address and tax-id so that we can be sure to get your check out on time.

To do so, log into your stats, click "Update My Account" and enter the relevant information.

Thanks,
Hooper Better Things Happening Every Day
Mon, 29 Oct - 20:45:48 66.68.122.196 Post #: 27225


I need someone from The Adult Browser (theadultbrowser.com) to contact me immediately at webmasterATadultcontentnews.com. Thanks.
ThrobX Adult Content News & Adult Income News
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:34:21 63.75.253.40 Post #: 27224


If that was the case Serge little old ladies wouldn't be telling me them.
******************

perverts are EVERYWHERE!
;-)))
Serge Vick, is there mini-mars, for us esthtets? ;-)
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:22:25 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27223


Sexist remarks on *THIS* board? For shame!
Colin NEW ESSAY: The TGP2 Phenomena. A Statistical Fugue in B Major.
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:20:06 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27222


If that was the case Serge little old ladies wouldn't be telling me them. Little old men would.

I'm proud to be in the ranks of FAG HAG every where!!

Off to dinner... TTFN
MelissaD 15% sure seems like a lot of money to pay for processing. I only pay 9%
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:19:14 65.81.3.84 Post #: 27221


Melissa,
running gay resource board influences your jokes!
;-))))
Serge Vick, is there mini-mars, for us esthtets? ;-)
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:14:59 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27220


Enforcer...never count out the CHAMPS!

Just ask Oakland....
BigDog Want $40? Get $40!
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:11:43 65.35.95.62 Post #: 27219


I heard this joke this weekend from a little old lady in St. Augustine Florida, thought I would share it.

Warning it might offend a few people!!!

When is a man his most intelligent - before, during or after sex?










Are you ready?




Sure?







During when his is plugged into a being of higher intelligence.



Okay sexist I know but... I couldn't resist.
MelissaD 15% sure seems like a lot of money to pay for processing. I only pay 9%
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:10:39 65.81.3.84 Post #: 27218


Good point Headless!!

Oh, BTW!

D-BACKS!
D-BACKS!
D-BACKS!
D-BACKS!


Whooooo!!!!!!!!1



TheEnforcer $42 per trial signup with a $100 per trial signup day on Nov 25th!
Mon, 29 Oct - 19:00:47 216.138.189.9 Post #: 27217


Blondy, You still haven't told us about your first Lesbian expierence...


Headless Tune in tonight at 8 PM EST Click Here
Mon, 29 Oct - 18:24:39 66.133.159.150 Post #: 27216


Meni, I am not seeing your wager darling.




Blondy Blondy LIVE @ 4pm pacific 7pm est
Mon, 29 Oct - 18:21:46 24.64.223.205 Post #: 27215


LadyB, good one!
;-))
Serge Vick, is there mini-mars, for us esthtets? ;-)
Mon, 29 Oct - 18:10:14 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27214


LadyB, with all the seriousness,
I keep no grudge, and you know it
;-)))
Serge

*****

Same here hon :)
LadyB
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:56:53 209.205.133.46 Post #: 27213


I learn something new every day:-)
sharky Effective Time Management!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:45:25 66.13.17.242 Post #: 27212


Sharky,

GHB can cause one to "G out". Basically, you go into a GHB induced sleep. When you wake, you feel COMPLETELY refreshed.

It's been used in the body building community for years and usually the instructions are to take a small dose before bedtime.

However, in the club scene, GHB is often used in too a high a dose and someone will start to nod off, They'll usually claim they are NOT G'ing out .. no matter how hard you try to convince them. Suddenly, they'll be down. Fun! ;)
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Never obnoxious. Never funny. SERIOUS $$!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:42:25 24.164.17.194 Post #: 27211


Ok all you Opranauts! It's time again! And this time its NASTY!!

http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

Go see what I mean and leave your
caption for all to see!

This is more fun than a bucket of ants!

Edd (Opranautical Engineer)
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:30:41 63.100.104.9 Post #: 27210


lol Serge,.. You think he will eventually get the chair?

:-)
sharky Effective Time Management!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:24:44 66.13.17.242 Post #: 27209


KK,
have you seen anybody raising hands?
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:21:34 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27208


I dunno that you are ALL gentlemen Serge ;-}}}
KK interesting idea.
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:17:11 64.38.194.18 Post #: 27207


Sharky,
try sitting next in
Electric Chair and see how THAT gonna make you feel!
;-))))
Serge
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:16:40 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27206


lol Serge..

I even got to see where OJ sat during the whole Ask OJ thing they did.. for some reason I felt dirty!
sharky Effective Time Management!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:14:30 66.13.17.242 Post #: 27205


Actually. I was able to visit shane over at Candidhosting.com They have a pretty nice setup over there... They are right on the central switch for MCI Worldcom. pretty impressive:-)
sharky
**********************

I know!

they are our
New Sponsor Of The Month
;-)))
Serge
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:12:44 172.152.206.72 Post #: 27204


Colin - agree with ya 100%
Thought it was all fun and games until a good friend got in his car (he was fine at the time) and 15 minutes later he was driving 15 miles an hour on an interstate and I had to herd him over in my car like I was on a cattle drive
That was more than enough for me


Vick Look what the cat dragged in
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:11:44 24.180.171.175 Post #: 27203


Colin -
I'm not hip with the lingo.. what is "G'd out" ??
sharky Effective Time Management!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:11:27 66.13.17.242 Post #: 27202


I ate Chinese last night.. Had plenty of rice.. does that count?
sharky Effective Time Management!
Mon, 29 Oct - 17:10:44 66.13.17.242 Post #: 27201