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I finally say something wise enough to make it to the pearls page and this is it. *sigh*

shok, nice domain! i'm bringing you a special gift to vegas in jan - a bottle of bundy rum. you've got to drink it straight.
mmmmmmm :-))))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

good morning, Voodoo,
have any hairy nipples pics?
Serge did you say hairy nipples?

I think cjsbighairynipples.com is available!

Shok Big stuff coming

yes, so please don't mention my hairy nipples to sykkboy
er, i mean ... i don't actually HAVE hairy nipples but ... doh
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

CJ,

with the hairy nipples you could do some fetish content cds! ;-))))
geeky

Good mornin' Serge and company!
voodooman Content from the depths of hell!

Sykkboy is into hairy nipples....is'nt he?
He would pay big bucks to see that.

Shok Big stuff coming

New installment of AskColin online at http://www.opranoplus.com

Anybody got any news or announcements to submit? Post your own announcements 24/7!!

mutt National-Net.com World Series Challenge!!! Pick Early! Early Pickers Get Nothing Extra But It's a Good Idea None the Less!!

Geeky,
done!
;-))
Serge my socks are FRESH!!!! ;-))

"no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!! "

Now THAT should be a "pearl" LMAO

geeky

shok, i already have enough trouble getting a date with my busy schedule, without you adding THAT into it!!!

no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

CJ, I will be pulling the Jaeger tanker trunk into Vegas, be ready!
Your going to have the hairest nipples in town. :)

Shok Big stuff coming

Serge,

exactly! I look back and see how far Brad has come and in my opinion, he and a lot of others benefited sooo much from board recognition and pissing! ;-))))
geeky

Geeky, it could be a "pearl", we have to ask Brad...

all I recall, he went and sniffed my socks, saw my feet, took a picture,
took some more pictures and look at him now-
one of the most successful content provider on the net today!
;-))
http://www.freshwebmastercontent.com/
Serge my socks are FRESH!!!! ;-))

aahhh....sounded more like response to Lee and her "ontheropes" debacle
;-)))
Serge

Serge, is this a "pearl"? ;-)))

"Brat,
go sniff my socks."
$urge (Affiliate: Serge), Serge's Cash, Inc.
03/31/98 12:06:19 - Post #30928 - IP: 169.132.49.155

geeky

It is funny to see how things have changed from these old archives. I believe in knowing history, and how things evolve. Gives many clues to the future.
geeky

cj,

serge has retired and mellowed! ;-))

Serge,

It was a battle you were having with Dave Resnik over counts or board etiquette or something. ;-)))
geeky

Geeky, I can only guess I was talking to Lee Noga, was I?
Serge

heh heh
ok, 250 i'll do ... shok?

wow, serge has softened a little over the years!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Geeky,
whom did I respond in the last one????

funny thing,
I still can say that few "bigg asses" taste better than 1000 small ones
;-)))
Serge

cj,

i think 100 signups would be a bad bargain... i would start at 250 plus a barf bag ;-))))
geeky

geeky, have you ever tasted jagermeister!?!?!??!
LOL
Perhaps 1 jager for every 100 signups and i'd think about it :-)))
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Oprano Classic again ;-))))

"Do YOU think highly of the adult world?????
Gimme a fucking break!
Next thing you gonna say that you provide the valuable service to the world community and educate masses...
and without you the world will come to Armagedon, due to un-jerked jerk-offs....

Gimme a break,
you are here because of the MONEY. The difference between you and me that I do have the guts to say that
I can't care less if all the newbies out there will get disgusted with the business and you don't.

My business is not newbeis sensative. Yours is. Only newbies would buy your CD's. You depend on them- I don't.

I found kissing few big asses more apealing and profitable than 1000's of tiny ones.
Bon appetite! "
:-)))
$urge (Affiliate: Serge), Serge's Cash, Inc.
03/31/98 13:35:58 - Post #30960 - IP: 169.132.49.155

geeky

"shok told me i had to drink a shot of jager for every sign up I wanted from him. I told him KEEP YOUR SIGNUPS!!! :-)))"
cj

CJ,

I admire your integrity and taste.. not many would turn down signups for _any_ reason! ;-))))
geeky

if you grow hairs on your chest -
I am NOT responcible!
--

ok, i'm DEFINATELY not trying it!!

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

From the Oprano Classic Network ;-))

"When you do, you'll hear the same 12 or 15 programs coming up time and time again, mine (I hope) ;), Serge, PureHardcore, Pink Cash, RJB Telcom, Goldrush, Sammis, HighRollers, Playgal, and a few more....Why is that? "

Robert (Affiliate: Mojo), Fresh Teens
03/29/98 18:56:14 - Post #30504 - IP: 207.76.252.160

"I'll tell you why:

1) all those programs have millions of dollars behind them in the bank and current revenues

2) all those programs figure out the ways to keep webmasters happy

3) all those programs entrenched deep enough to withstand the rising competition, adversity of the market andhave enough experience to prosper where others just give up, fuck webmasters and run for the hills....

4) MOST IMPORTANT:
we are the niciest bunch of guys and gals around, each in it's own flavor, who give webmasters their last Ex, just to keep them happy,
take my ex, please! "
:-))))))
$urge (Affiliate: Serge), Serge's Cash, Inc.
03/29/98 19:10:34 - Post #30508 - IP: 169.132.100.42

geeky

Cleo,
I think pumpkins wear NOTHING
;-)))
Serge

Cleo wonders how she would look as a pumpkin and what one would wear.

Cleo

that sounds horrible!!
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cj,
regardless how it sounds-
this is one of the tastiest drink ever invented!

let us know what effect did it have on you!
;-)))

Legal Disclaimer:
++++++++++++++++++++

if you grow hairs on your chest -
I am NOT responcible!
;-)))
Serge

Cleo,
wanna try the concoction?

I think I have some in my bar
;-)))

Legal Disclaimer:
++++++++++++++++++++++

it might turn bi-sexuals into
pumpkins...
;-)))
Serge

===================
if you add some cognac to it,
it turns lesbians in straights, straight in experimenting beasts, etc, etc, etc...
===================

Interesting...

Cleo

oooh YUCK!!!
that sounds horrible!!

lol

i hope I never pick up your drink by accident!!

worst thing i've tasted is that jagermeister stuff shok tried to make me drink.

shok told me i had to drink a shot of jager for every sign up I wanted from him. I told him KEEP YOUR SIGNUPS!!! :-)))

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

cj,
champagne is HIGHLY overrated!
;-))

I can only drink it in the form of Kir Royale,
2/3 champagne
1/3 black currant liquor

if you add some cognac to it,
it turns lesbians in straights, straight in experimenting beasts, etc, etc, etc...

;-))))
Serge

i'll bring the champagne!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup!

Kitty, thank you for invitation,
we'll be moving down under in about 3 weeks and stay at your place, all 348 of us
;-)))
Serge

G'day all ..
just stopping by to say HI!
I can't think of anything much to say - but that's what happens when you drink too much champaign.

Catch you all soon
I love you all...

By the way - if you are worried about anthrax you can always move to australia, i'd love see you all here!!
Kitty Sexlicence - 70% Recurring for Life!

Pretty much confirms it was Al Quaida freaks and the anthrax came from Hussein.
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not really....the way the letters are written,
it souns more like it came from
"Make believe bin ladens"

I think it's our home grown stuff,
like in Oklahoma bombing
Serge

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/thompson/011023.html

Are you a football fan or a freak?
If so, click above. HST takes over ESPN. Witness:

"I have always hated Evil-doers, and now that the President has given us a green light to crush them by any means necessary, I see my duty clearly. Dangerous creeps are everywhere, and our only hope is to neutralize them with extreme prejudice. These freaks have taken their shot(s), and now it is our turn. "
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Football fans and freaks wanted

Here's some interesting info on the once mighty Alta Vista:
http://www.msnbc.com/news/647016.asp

geeky

Some dude from Norway is talking about taking the Winter Olympics from Salt Lake City.

They also released the letters to Daschle and Brokaw. Pretty much confirms it was Al Quaida freaks and the anthrax came from Hussein. We need to eliminate him, he's the one who stirs up all the shit and made Bin Laden's plan come to life. I don't even need the evidence.

mutt Should The Winter Olympics Be Held? Vote here.

yeap, much better.

Life goes on...
Serge

Feeling a bit better today serge?
Hooper

hahaha.. that's one hell of a story about backstabbing...

Just who can ya trust these days? ;-)))

Yes... and Ladies... cock has been blocked but my weenie has been grandfathered...

wait that didn't come out like i planned ;-)))

Hooper Want 12 inches? I'll have to fuck ya twice ;-))

hOOP,
HAHAHAHHAHA,
seems like it's just this guy's marketing shtick!

gives me an idea...

I'll post signs in the neighborhood:

Water Company stops water flow to your houses, but MY faucet is grandfathered in!

buy it from me now!

;-)))
Serge

but the dialer market is probably the shadiest bunch that you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting.
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Hooper,
yes and I heard from a VERY good friend of mine.

at the show, Yishai offers my friend the dialers.

15 minutes later the one for whom Yishai resells-
comes to my friend and offeres dialers and promisses beating Yishai's rates!

some fucking honesty in relations between manufacturer and distributor!

When I heard that-
I smiled ear to ear....

because that was exactly what Yishai did to me when I was brokering for him!
;-)))

how do you spell
K A R M A ?
Serge

And theoretically if they did.. what would make tyler a grandfather?

I hear he only has one testical which would make it hard enough for him to be a daddy ;-))
Hooper

No... At&T didn't pull the plug.

At&T has no way of even knowing which 900 numbers are dialer related.

Unless they've shut down the entire 900 industry today...

This is reminiscent of the "Visa has pulled all adult processing" scares that go around every so often... the sky is NOT falling ;-)))
Hooper

Really folks.. don't take this the wrong way as I've already got plenty of business... but the dialer market is probably the shadiest bunch that you'll ever have the displeasure of meeting.

Many of the dialer operators NEVER pay... or they do pay the .75/minute that they promise... but at the expense of the surfer for rates up to 7.99/minute.

Dialers are not equal to problems... Dialers from people/companies that don't have an honest rep are almost guaranteed to be a problem.

Just my two words of advice re dialers... & if you want referrals to OTHER companies that ARE reliable... I'll be happy to help :-)
Hooper

Hooper,
is it true about AT&T pulling the plug or not?
Serge

Oh.. and me being an tired idiot of course i forgot my tag line ;-)))
Hooper Dialers That Even AT&T Approves Of!

----
From: tyler@vipdialer.com
----

Notice the keyword there "tyler"

It's another bullshit way for tyler to try and get webmasters so that he can run away without paying them.
Hooper

Slav,
no wonder Mr. Korbin didn't like dialers from day one
;-))
Serge (Larry Flynt presents..I learned this from Forest!)

>> now canceling all dialers that have not been grandfathered in.

I've been grandmothered in

:)

Slavdogg

some interesting spam I got,
it actually contained INFORMATION!
;-))

"""From: tyler@vipdialer.com
Subject: Your new Dialer info

Webmasters
If you have not heard, At&t has pulled the plug on 900 #'s and are
now canceling all dialers that have not been grandfathered in.
We have been..blah-blah-blah....

Hoop, is this true?
Serge

fuck the brewers
grimm

Well of course football sells out..

Think about it.. there is only 8 games at home in a season..

Who cares if stadiums in baseball are empty.. They have 81 home games to make it..

Funny to see them talking about canning possibly the Florida Marlins and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.. Those are probably 2 of the best teams as far as farm systems.. In about 3-5 years those teams will be this years Oakland A's..

Funniest thing is why doesnt Bud Selig get rid of his Brewers? That is one lowsy team!
chris Free Live Feeds plus Upsells! Why pay for feeds?

Colin you may have touched on what is the biggest influence of modern NFL teams. Depth.

Before free-agency NFL teams had backups who were quality players, who could step in and not really miss a beat. Today a few injuries could cause a team to collapse.

What would happen to the Rams if Warner got knocked out for the season?

Mike AI make some scratch.....
Tue, 23 Oct 2001 07:51:41 - IP: 66.21.160.48 - Post # 26114

much of the redskins woes can be attributed to attrition
grimm

Hurry up and decide the winner of the Caption contest, the suspense is killing me! :))

Lisa Is this the home of the newest Oprano Caption Contest winner?!?

>>Confused say-Those with Big mouth usually have bigger ASS!;)
JohnIP Kiss aThis!!!

Is that directed towards me? ;)
RRRED Join4free

Vick those are fantastic observations... I would have to say baseball players are becoming more athletic though...

Mike AI make some scratch.....

As much as I feel for cities losing their teams (I grew up on the BALTIMORE COLTS, that was religion)
Baseball has put it's self in the position it is in and this is evolution of the game

"Biggest difference between football and baseball is guaranteed contracts."
Not sure I agree (don't care for baseball, feel it is a sissy sport at best - see bean ball by American League pitchers who don't bat,
Is mostly a game of reflexes - See John Kruk.
On the other hand football is a serious athletic endeavor)
Football has better league management and foresight about the long term well being of the game
See salary cap and league promotion
Baseball owners cared about today and this years profits
How many stadiums were half full this summer?
How many empty seats did you see?
How may NFL teams have a waiting list for season tickets, even with PSL's
Granted baseball plays 162 boring ass games before the playoffs
and football only has 16 contests before the playoffs

It's market economics like anything else
And now you're seeing what the market will bear and where it will collaspe
And for fans who loved their team and lose that team - it sucks!

Vick Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio?

There's going to be a major piece about the Stillers and their fans in this weeks SI which means they are probably doomed on Monday night. The only teams I've ever seen with fans as nutty are GB, Cleveland, Oakland, and KC. All others are pretenders in the rabid fan category. ;)

Biggest difference between football and baseball is gaurenteed contracts. I think the Pirates are still paying Dave Parker. The Pirates drew well over 2 million last season but that was in a new ballpark but the team stunk. If they don't do something next year their days are numbered.

MrCash, have you been to PNC park? I've been to the jake in cle, camden yards, texas's new field, and this one blows them all away. You really ought to make the trip while we have a team, it's worth it.

Ulfie

Montreal has supported the Expos in the past. Pittsburgh and Montreal used to be huge rivals. Not sure what happened up there but I agree you could here a pin drop there now at a game.

Huzinga screwed the Floria fans royally. nuff said there

My argument still stands though that as there are less markets with viable MLB teams the worse it is for MLB baseball. Local fans want a LOCAL team so they will move towards minor league baseball, college, etc. If all that are left are NY, Chi, LA, etc. will anyone in "fly over" country really care?

Ulfie

Ulfie..I agree.
After living in Pittsburgh for 10 years you really see what a true fan is.

I was not a steeler fan before moving there but became one fast and will be one for ever.

sport is Pittsburgh is more like a religious experience =)

It would be a sad day indeed if they were to lose the Pirates after over 100 years (even though they cannot compete I still painfully watch the games)

First it is the Marlins and Expos....then your home team.
MrCash Are You Ready?

Ulfie, probably, but in Montreal, the fans haven't been supporting their team...again, I'm not looking forward to them or the Marlins folding, I just feel that in Montreal the fans should support their team better if they want to keep it and the Marlins fans are scarred by the actions of a previous owner...if Ted Turner had done the same thing with the Braves, I'd probably have to seek another team to follow as well... (well, actually, now it would be Time/Warner)
SykkBoy

Sykk, I submit your position would be different if it was the Braves that went bye-bye. (I mean just folded, not moved somewhere) Yeah, you would probably still follow baseball but not as closely as you once did. We lost our team 10 years ago even though they are still here. ;)

Ulfie

speaking about baseball, has Meni ever publically come out and said whether he is a pitcher or a catcher?
mutt

The REAL reason behind parity:

In Ada, Oklahoma, if you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

(This is true)
Colin TGP2 Bucks - Wear whatever the FUCK you want!

Ulfie, I wasn't bidding them good riddance, it's just that if the city of Montreal doesn't support the team, why should the team stick around? In the case of the Marlins, here was a team that had an owner that basically told the fans to fuck off after he got his much cherished championship ring.

I think that does more damage to the game than a spoiled millionaire ballplayer.

I understand the regional loyalty, but with me, I'm just a fan of baseball, be it the little leagues, minor leagues or the pros. I happen to like the Braves because when I was a kid and we first got cable, TBS was one of the stations, so I got to watch the Braves play all the time. I stuck with them through the shit years and have really enjoyed the winning years, but I'll always enjoy the battle of pitcher against batter.

SykkBoy be all, end all

Believe me, I believe in capitalism and don't begrudge people making a lot of money. The point that people miss about sports is it is not a business that is analogous to corporate America. If Walmart drives most of their competitors out of business you will be left with 3 or 4 huge chains and by and large people will be happy with them. People have very little regional loyalty to their superstore. If the Pirates, Steelers, or Penguins ever leave town, however, I just won't watch anymore because I don't care about any other teams. I have a FIERCE loyalty to my local teams.

In baseball we are headed towards a system where very few teams can be competitive and economically viable at the same time. If the Yankees, Braves, etc. force out the Pirates, Expos, Marlins, Brewers, Royals, etc. you are left with very few markets with interest in baseball as a whole. I wouldn't watch the Yankees if Osama was pitching for them because I could care less about them. To people that say good riddens to the Expos and Marlins I say there go a bunch of people that used to buy merchandise, watch games on TV, travel to road games, etc. that you will probably not see back anytime soon.

Sorry for the long post but I think this is something people never take into consideration.

Ulfie

Sykk - Would Mariah Carey look better with a few tats, multiple piercings (+ chains) and manic panic purple hair?

Football parity - Like it or not it puts fans in the seats, ratings high and the game growing

Salary cap, draft and GM's moving make worst to first (and back to worst?) a regular occurance

Baltimore Orioles deserve to be in last place for firing Manager Dave Johnson after playoff years

Vick Just what would Sid Vicious do if he clicked this link ....

perhaps mutt, and she's not half bad looking...it's just that voice of hers...it gives me the sensation of gargling broken glass...

SykkBoy be all, end all

Mariah Carey may be an unstable idiot but I think she'd give me a run for my money adminstering a pickem game!

mutt Like sands through an hourglass these are the days of the week

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

- Mariah Carey
Colin TGP2 Bucks - Like moths to a flame

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a
very very low crime rate."

- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
Colin TGP2 Bucks - make a killing!

John,

That's funny .. I have a page from that site bookmarked.

http://www.kissmyass.com/humor/richandfameass.cfm

Marion Barry's are the best:

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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Confused say-Those with Big mouth usually have bigger ASS!;)
JohnIP Kiss aThis!!!

Sykk,

I agree on the players chasing the bucks. Why would anyone have a problem with someone acting capitalistic within a capitalist system?
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umm, mutt, you have the Patriots listed as going against the Rams, when it should be the Saints ;))
just a head's up...

As for the Marlins and Expos leaving...well, the Wayne Herzinga (sp?) fucked the Marlins when he went out and bought up a bunch of great players, got his championship, then decimated the team...why should Florida fans care after something like that? It shows a disdain for the fans, same went for the Padres when Carsey-Werner owned them and had the firesale, then turned around and sold the team for a whopping profit...and the Expos have always had good players, but they can' bring anyone to the ballpark, small market or large, if the fans aren't filling the seats, then the team can't make money. Maybe Montreal just isn't a baseball city.

Baltimore had a consistently high payroll there for a couple years and it did them no good...

I also agree with players getting as much money as the market will bear. The best should be paid the best. While some fans complain about millionaire players, they don't mind the billionaire owners ;)

SykkBoy be all, end all

Dallas won three in the 90's.
Denver won in 1998, 1999.

It's only been a few years since last back to back champion.

I agree that the Rams seem head and tails ahead of everyone else. Stay healthy and together and they could fill that definition.

Here's a great footbal reference site for records, etc.
http://www.football-reference.com/

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I think parity is reflected that there are no dominate dynasties in the NFL any longer. One team my have a good year, but cannot string together multible championships.

There is NO dominate NFL team with the exception of the Rams...

KK - this explains why you cheer for Duke and Florida State.
Mike AI make some scratch.....

i like dynasties too. My memories are of great teams, San Fran and Dallas in football, Edmonton and Montreal in hockey, Bulls and Lakers in basketball. Nobody will ever remember the Flordia Marlins or care.

mutt When You Do Your Football Picks.....Take 30 seconds and play National-Net.com WOrld Series Challenge!

Personally I like to see dominant teams, not a group playing for the bottom and another for the top lol ;)
KK making enough money off your traffic?

Mutt, I agree, and then Chicago, Cincinnati, San Fran are playing a lot better thabn last year and I think that adds to the effect.
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i think you're right Colin. It's all perception.
I'm also hearing alot of sports guys
talking about a wider gulf between good and bad teams and how there are more absolutely horrid teams this year.
I think it's because Dallas and Washington are so bad that it's leaving such an impression on people.
mutt

Yep, I saw the yellow too. They were all loses for me so I didn't mention it.

Ulfie

Parity in the NFL? Tell that to Carolina, Detroit, Washington, Dallas, KC, and Buffalo!

Seriously, the team records look like they distribute just about the same as they do every year. I must admit that I too feel like there is more "parity" than normal.

I think that is because last year's very good teams are all around break-even and some of last years so-so teams are at the top.

Increasing parity would mean fewer excellent and horrible teams. There's one team without a win and one without a loss. I would guess that's normal for this time of year.
Then there are 4 teams with one loss and 5 with one win. All seems kinda normal.

I dunno how one would measure parity outside of distribution of wins and losses.
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