Serge

The reason I want my servers to be in South Florida is that I don't want to be to far from my babies!!!
I do all the admin and don't like anyone mucking about with them.
And I need to get them up quickly!!!

Anthony

I apologize for harsh words in my post last week,
big misunderstanding.
Sorry!
>;-))

DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Anthony,
she fell on the hard times,
forgive and forget,
give her the left cheek, as our pastors taught us...

I'm sure when she get better, her postings will reflect that.

and...Anthony, keep in mind, I wasn't talking about BUTT cheek!
;-)))
Serge need ass rimming content?

OJ Simpson was acquitted again. We need to kill Bin Laden. We bring him back here for a trial and he'll probably get off too.
Imagine him all cleaned up by his lawyers, Hugo Boss suit, good haircut, scribbling on a legal pad like OJ did, character witnesses telling the jury that he's really a good guy.........
mutt Batter Up! Get Your World Series Picks In - 250 Bucks and a Tshirt is better than 250 Bucks and No Tshirt right???

How did I miss it before Serge?

We have another case of Drunk Posting.

See the non eloquence, the particular attention paid to stupidity, and of course... The lack of wit.




Anthony

http://hosting.likewhoa.com

I can vouch for them. 24 hour support, ICQ, phone, email, you name it.

Plus, the fuckers always sound happy on the phone, I don't know why.

=o)
Anthony

Tah-Tah Anthony....

Serge, olive branches, happy meals,
vasoline, idiots, if ya don't like
the ride, get a new car :-))

PS--Don't bleed on new leather :-))


Lee Noga CyberErotica - 40% dialers, highest mailer proggy, 60% partnerships, $50/member

Damnman,

Back in the day, I tried to find decent hosting down in SoFla. No joy. =o/

Btw, you own Zmaster right? Got any good amateur/teen content?


Anthony

Doug,
I don't know anybody in Florida...

does it have to be in Florida?

I can give you 3 names and I can vouch for all 3.

http://hosting.likewhoa.com

(Forest hates them
they gotta be good! ;-)))

http://xxxhosting.com

(Dig, Forest's friend, hates them)
they gotta be good! ;-)))

http://natnet.com

(they are hated by ALL russian webmasters from former USSR)
they gotta be good! ;-)))


Serge need ass rimming content?

Oh ya gang!!!
Oh sure!!!
Oh Golly!!!
Like I want to see Super Serge and Captian Web father save the day.

POW WHAM KABANG!!!

HAHAHAHA

These are the only two guys I know that read this board all the time and that live around the corner from me.
And sometimes get to whoop up on the shooting range. >;-))~
They might know where cheap bandwidth can be had in South Florida.
Perhaps!!!

If any one else can assist, that would be great.




DAMNMAN ZMASTER

Lee, the people who throw in the ground the olive branch are fucking idiots and have their asses rimmed without vazeline.

I'm sure this will be a new experience for you,
best of luck....

does anybody know if ass bleeding blood can be donated to the proctology ward?
Serge Chris, LIVE and LEARN! how Serge makes Peace!

Shalom, sayonara, hasta la vista, see ya, fuck off.

Till next time you need to promote your shit.

Webmother = Webloser


Anthony

îò'åáèñü

Serge... live and EARN!

Evil Chris iAdvert

may we stop this abuse?
============================

No. You are the weakest link.

Goodbye.

:-))
Lee Noga CyberErotica - 40% dialers, highest mailer proggy, 60% partnerships, $50/member

oh jeez...

Serge and Webfather spring into action!

They must save the day!

(Mission Impossible theme music chimes in the background)

Evil Chris iAdvert

____Long post____
Serge and Web father

I am moving my servers to a new facility in South Florida I got a pretty good price on bandwidth ($130 perMb/s CO-LO) so I've been getting ready for moving day. "today"

2 weeks ago had to provide proof of the domain names I own so I could get a couple of /24 blocks of IPs.

I call up the company this morning and they tell me there are some issues that must be worked out internally and they would get back to me.

So I call them back at 3:30 and say OK what gives.

Get this, their lawyers are telling them not to provide me with bandwidth because some of my URLs are pretty heavy adult names, they knew ZMASTER was an adult company they said it was acceptable "They called me to do business".
They took my cash fast enough!!!

I am massively pissed off.

Contacted my lawyer, He's smiling his ass off, I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS!!!

I need to move my servers 'cause the facility I'm hosting with currently is on shaky ground $$$ and I need to get out soon "like today would be nice".

Any advice on good companies with cheap, dependable bandwidth in South Florida would be helpful.

DAMNMAN ZMASTER

That was cool magic trick.
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Lee,
I ICQ'd to Anthony the following:
"RusskySerge: (4:24 PM) A, she is <censored> old <censored>...who scared herself out of business, have mercy on her,
even she knows <censored>

may we stop this abuse?

you are beating each other for no good reason!
Serge Chris, LIVE and LEARN! how Serge makes Peace!

I have partners. You have bosses.

Who's on the short end here?

Loser.

But please refer to nickatilynx's default answer.
====================================

Umm, name one boss I have, dog?

The only way you are going to
be legitimate is if you alter your
birth certificate :-o

Lee Noga CyberErotica - 40% dialers, highest mailer proggy, 60% partnerships, $50/member

Hey Anthony... Why don't you go ahead and send me
a bank draft for 10K and I'll make sure your business doesn't improve one little bit.
*************************

yeah!
YNOT?
;-))

Serge Chris, LIVE and LEARN!

Chris,

Stop stirring shit! =o)

Btw, do you sell any amateur content?

I neeeeedddsssss some!
Anthony

Anthony,
Serge said: Sponsors, don't waste your money on this or any other boards.
Take your ads from EVERYWHERE for 3 months, and you'll see that it won't have ANY effect on your business.

Hey Anthony... Why don't you go ahead and send me a bank draft for 10K and I'll make sure your business doesn't improve one little bit.

he he he he
Evil Chris iAdvert

We're very happy with it and will continue.


Anthony
*****************

<invisible ink>
John,
double his rate!
let him pay it
scan the check,
send it to Evil Chris
refund 50% back
</invisible ink>

thank you Anthony!

I reserved a space for you on the Pond, in case your ad won't work out here
;-)))))
Serge Chris, LIVE and LEARN!

Serge,

I do between 15 to 30 minutes.

Lee...

People pay good money to be slow cummers. =o)

As per peas of short of a casserole... Let's see...

I have partners. You have bosses.

Who's on the short end here?

Loser.

But please refer to nickatilynx's default answer.


Anthony

Well, Well, Well, I knew you would
be here, guess I am pretty damn
important, what took you so long?

I said 10, and you came within
11 minutes...slow cummer :-))

But, you have always been a few
peas short of a casserole darling.

Lee Noga CyberErotica - Always changing, get with the program :-)

Anthony,
you were 16 seconds late!

other than that-
PERFECT TIMING!
;-))))

do everybody refresh this board every 10 mins or so?


Serge $3.17 per....

Ref Oprano advertising...

We've been advertising with Oprano for almost 2 months now. We're very happy with it and will continue.


Anthony Kimmy's Pride and Joy!

Lee, I'm glad things worked out.

I really didn't know...
Serge $3.17 per....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

You put too much importance on yourself.

When it comes to you Lee...

I don't give a fuck.


Anthony

Serge, you have invisible ink?

Been back with CE about a month.
Let me count to 10, and no doubt
Nick and Anthony will appear...


Lee Noga CyberErotica - Always changing, max bank, make it count

Serge: are you going to refund me
************************************

Chris,
thanks bringing tears to my eyes...
I haven't laughed so hard in ages!
;-)))

of course I will,
as soon as all interest credited to
your non-interest bearing escrow acount!

I'd like PERSONALLY deliver it to you at any place of your choice on planet Earth and beyond!
;-)))
Serge $3.17 per....

MikeAI: You don't understand my new program? Well it's simple really.... I pay 10% on your traffic, and 110% on everyone elses! Seriously though... ambucks looks nice! A lot like Rosecash! :-)

Lee: I think you're partly right, of course, but whenever I have used resources with a full intention of doing some shopping, I look through most everything. And I think that any webmaster would do the same.. even a newbie. We all want to know what's available out there, and what costs how much compared to their next-door-neighbour.

Serge: are you going to refund me, or are we doing a weekend in Antigua again?

Evil Chris Serge owes me money!

MikeAi- We going to the series or are you picking webmaster programs apart for NO reason? ;-))
joee Coming Soon TrafficcashPlatinum!

Lee Noga,
when did he take you back?

am I writing in invisible ink????

;-)))
Serge $3.17 per....

Cotac ....funny word. Sounds like a cross between cold remedy and feminine hygiene product.
mutt

Evil Chris, free listings is a
great venue for marketing, I agree
but webmasters have this problem
called, "Time" and they probably
use only 30% of any resource site
and don't take the time to drill
down into the infrastructure where
the good stuff grows.

Plus if one does not get listed
in the first page of links, your
not going to get the best of
returns...

There is more demand then spots
available on top resource sites.
There is a reason for this :-)

Lee Noga CyberErotica - Control the tours and where you bag the surfer

I'm pulling all my ads from Oprano!
**************************

now you talking!!!!!

so you know-
your 6 months prepayment has been put in the non-interest bearing acount!

you lucky bastard, you'll pay no taxes on interest!

you can thank me later...
;-))
Serge $3.17 per....

oh good Mike is now *really* back from vacation. The Serge/Mike tag team is back in bidness! I go watch stats go up now.
mutt

Just checking to see if i get a paypal request for money now for the tagline.

:)
Moose
**************

JohnCotac, thanks for looking forward and opening paypal acount for Oprano!
;-)))
Serge $3.17 per....

Chris how are you doing with your program? I was checking it out - I do not understand the payouts. Are you NOT paying on trials?? Are you only paying per active memberhip?

Which business model are you employing?
Mike AI Get exclusive amateur content free to use!!

KK you do pay for the text link in the URL... Your post is your ticket. Without insightful posts like yours, there would be no board.


Mike AI Get exclusive amateur content free to use!!

Serge:
Thanks for the answer! LOL
That's it! I'm pulling all my ads from Oprano!

Evil Chris pulling all my ads from Oprano

KK,
I have to, I have no choice,
almost every sponsor has taken my advice and now we have no $$$ to pay for bandwidth
;-(((

Thanks for your pre-payment for 100 tags!
;_)))
Serge $3.17 per....

Chris I am in a different boat then most webmasters. I do not send traffic to people unless I work out a unique deal.

That is like asking JoeE, or RB how many programs they click on. I do not think the advertising is for webmasters like this.

http://ambucks.com has been advertising on Oprano for a few weeks EXCLUSIVELY, and has seen a very nice return.

Is it the same return that would have been generated 2-3 years ago?? Nope, but this is 2001... where the webmasters are becoming devided to haves and have nots in traffic....


Mike AI Cash, can be made....

Lee... I don't agree with that at all! Webmaster resources give the best results when you are simply listed in the free listings. Having your name ALL OVER every single resource area means that you have a huge advertising budget. And yes, print ads are a very tough go indeed.

MikeAI: uuhhhh... sorry! One of my HTML guys screwed up! :-)
Good thing your guy was on the ball last week...

Evil Chris What a nice looking URL

I am SO not bisexual...

I like girls as much as the next guy ;-))
Hooper Because We Care

Just checking to see if i get a paypal request for money now for the tagline.

:)
Moose Bigger,Badder,Better

I'm just asking for a clear answer to WHY I or someone else, should throw money at Oprano (for example)...
*****************

Chris, are you reading impared or you pretend to be one?

I answered your question at length in my post #26240

read it,
memorize it, use it at will....
Serge

You are charging for tag lines now Serge? ;)
KK I just know evil chris loves this ;P

KK,
your tag line answers your own question!

would you bother typing it if it wasn't?????
;-)))

hahahhaha,
I love spanking women on the board!
;-)))
Serge

I don't think Oprano is weak in advertising, I didn't say that. I think that they're ALL weak in advertising.

My posts do look pretty here, Serge, as does my URL and everyone else's.

I'm just asking for a clear answer to WHY I or someone else, should throw money at Oprano (for example)...

Mike: nowhere. that's just my point. It's not possible.

When's the last time you clicked on a sponsor spot with the intention of signing up for their program?

Evil Chris What a nice looking URL

she's right. Print advertising doesn't work for this business well at all. Small classified ads did ok for me a few years ago.


mutt

"Evil Chris, I thought you were
joking about resource ads, they
are a must do for any business :-)"
-------------------------

Why?

KK I just know evil chris loves this ;P

Lee, when did he take you back?
Serge

I love Evil Chris.
***********************

I am looking for ONE webmaster posting here who is NOT bi-sexual!
;-)))
Serge

I love offering my opinions
especially when not asked--

You talk about no return on
resource sites, not so, lets
talk about returns in print
mags--now they suck!

Evil Chris, I thought you were
joking about resource ads, they
are a must do for any business :-)

Lee Noga CyberErotica Mail programs - Name one that pays more...

Maybe I can loan my dogs to Joe to model on http://girliezoo.com/ ?
Brad Shaw

HEHE I understand Serge, its ok. I love Evil Chris.

Infact I am waiting for him to send me some photos and a URL so I can feature one of his girls on AI!

Evil Chris is a fair and honest business person, something that is very rare in this industry!


Mike AI Cash, can be made....

If you thought that Oprano was so weak in advertsing,
you surely would not be posting here - and of course you would not be typing out
the URL for your program.
*********************************


Mike,
c'mon, Evil Chris just LOVES typing
and posts just look cuter on Oprano
;-)))
Serge

JoeE!!!!!

you back in Fort Laudrdale!

what are we going to eat on our annual lunch this year?

webfather and me are ALWAYS hungry for yours and JB's nuggets of
"How to succeed in Business and Influence Friends"
;-)))
Serge

Chris where have you advertised your program and have gotten a 500% return from webmasters??

If you thought that Oprano was so weak in advertsing, you surely would not be posting here - and of course you would not be typing out the URL for your program.

:-)


Mike AI Cash, can be made....

Chris,
my selling shpill is VERY easy one,
I say:
Sponsors, don't waste your money on this or any other boards.

Take your ads from EVERYWHERE for 3 months, and you'll see that it won't have ANY effect on your business.

why don't you try it too?

you'll have hundreds of appreciated sponsors who will quote you on every corner of the web...
and give you one heck of a branding!
Serge

Gawd, Brad, you got 2 weiners, and I got 2 pussies..next think you know ppl will think we are talking animals--

But thats GREAT branding!
:-))
Lee Noga CyberErotica - ACITOREREBYC, the word according to me, hint pays $50/member

Serge???????
WTF????

;-)
joee Coming Soon TrafficcashPlatinum!

well hold on...
If you *don't even know* how well the ad spots do on your board, what's your pitch to sell those spots??? What's the incentive for the webmaster to even consider paying for a spot?

Is it your pretty face?


I'm passing the broom back to you now. (it's clean).

Evil Chris iAdvert

Chris,
I also have the list of sponsors who have advertised on Oprano and had sweared to never advertise again if they can advertise with you.

This list is only $2000 per e-mail.

what do YOU expect the return on YOUR investment?

don't be chicken, be brave, take a jump,
and be the most knowlegable web resources webmaster,
THIS experience no money can buy, if it wasn't for my kindness....
Serge

Serge, exactly. You know I refused to publish numbers the first two months as I didn't have enough qualitative data. Now, I think we're really seeing some good data showing us a big difference between TGP1 and TGP2.

At first, TGP2 was only right in principal. Now, it is right in practice.


Colin Discuss TGP2 here!

How about telling me something I can use,
Please post in English so others may benefit.
***************************

hmmmm....can you use:
"every broom with the splinters must be cleaned prior to the new insertion"?


***************************
like what kind of return one would expect by throwing advertising dollars your way?
***************************

how the hell do I know?????

you gotta ask sponsors, not me,
for some strange reasons they do not share their books with me, fuckers!


I can give you the list of those who already prepaid for November,
and I can sell you e-mail addresses of our GOOD sponsors.

the e-mail list is very cheap,
$500 to Oprano, $500 to the sponsor,
PER E-MAIL ADDRESS,
I sell their privacy cheap!
and I SHARE!
;-))



do you need wiring instructions?

Serge

So, um... what kind of return SHould one expect from their investment? 2x, 1.5x -50%?
Good Chris Wild Rose Productions

Colin,
in numbers I trust, everything else is just a bunch of hooyee...
;-)))
Serge we reduced our rates again, we had to...;-(((

Wow Serge, thanks for the enlightening comments...

How about telling me something I can use, like what kind of return one would expect by throwing advertising dollars your way?

Please post in English so others may benefit.

Evil Chris iAdvert

Serge, Like these numbers?

My TGP2s v. TGP1s for month of October so far:

My TGPs: approximately 200k uniques/day

My TGP2s: approximately 20k uniques/day

Revenue Split (for month of October so far)
TGPs 29%
TGP2s 71%

(This is true despite the fact that I only have 2 of my 5 normal sponsor spots on my largest TGP2.)

So .. my TGPs are getting 10x the traffic of my TGP2s and still my TGP2s are making 2.4 times the revenue.

(Numbers are for 23 1/2 days)

This exceeds my expectations
Colin Discuss TGP2 here!

Getting laid aint cheap!

2 wiener dogs, 2 back surgeries in 2 years!
Brad Shaw

Pass the bong ...

"I figure that one should get back about 5 times the money they directly put into this kind of targeted advertising."
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Smokin'!

Evil Chris,
first of all, the rates you saw are the old ones.

due to various factors not limited to "sont représentés dans le plan et permettent ainsi de dessiner tout point de l'espace à l'aide de combinaisons linéaires de ceux-ci."
if you know what I mean,
the rates were dropped and the Text Link is now only $1000 a month.

2) secondary,
5 times on your money?
let's see,
investment which brings 500% a month,
while money market rates in USA are only 2 .56% a YEAR,
should be one heck of an investment,
right next with:
selling coke
robbing banks
stealing Save Pets charity money from 7-11

I think you are a bit dilussional.

thirdly,
if you REALLY believe in that
"Most likely not, but it makes for a nice chunk of deductible advertising expenses at the end of the fiscal year.
"

PLEASE send ALL your money to Oprano,
you'll have ZERO taxes to pay and we'll probably gonna go broke paying 40% federal income tax.

please put us out of our misery,
and WIRE all your money TODAY!

<small print>
this offer is open to ALL webmasters,
their spouses,
their cats,
etc,
etc,
etc......................
</small print>
Serge we reduced our rates again, we had to...;-(((

Brad got laid ? ?

Shit how much is this going to cost ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

Serge I was just looking at your ad rates for Oprano, and a few questions sprang to mind.
Now I've purchased some target advertising in webmaster resources before, and frankly I haven't had a whole lot of return on my money.
In my experience, I figure that one should get back about 5 times the money they directly put into this kind of targeted advertising.

Webmaster resource advertising can get quite expensive indeed. Of course there are some out there who want the best spots on every board there is, and in these cases, it's probably more about branding a very well known program or service. But are they getting 5 times their money or better? Are they even getting twice their money back? I'm not convinced that they are. Do they care? Most likely not, but it makes for a nice chunk of deductible advertising expenses at the end of the fiscal year.

Any thoughts on this?

Evil Chris iAdvert

Photo, cool :)
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Kodak Moments ahead!

Thanks Stallion. would be nice to get those tickets!
sharky Brad & Weener Dogs? Nahhh!

thats good news. Meni and Brad have patched up their differences.
mutt

** My apologies for the cut and paste nature of the following post, however I need to distribute this information across as many webmaster boards and resource sites as possible... **

LEGAL NOTIFICATION to all licensees of the WWW-Women Series, produced and distributed by N&L Photography: The majority of WWW-Women Photo CDs were issued with the limitation of using the content, on up to a maximum of 3 domains or 3 websites within a domain. N&L Photo recognizes that in this changing market, more flexibility and website exposure is needed by the adult webmaster. To this end, ALL WWW-Women CD Licenses that have been issued, are retroactively being modified, to raise the allowed number of websites to 5 domains or 5 websites within a domain. Nothing has to be done on the part of the webmaster, however licensees are encouraged to make a notation of this revision in their license copies.

Also, licensees of the WWW-Women CD, Volume 1 (which comprises the majority of license holders), will want to check out the site at

http://www.softcorepics.com/content/


One of the original objections raised about the WWW-Women CD Volume 1, was the visible copyright branding on the side of the photos. This entire CD has now been remastered, with the visible copyright bar removed, and the photos digitally watermarked. Any webmasters that currently have the WWW-Women CD Volume 1, may at their choosing, upgrade their existing CD for this re-mastered CD, for $5.00 to cover media and shipping costs. (Slightly higher for foriegn shipping). This original CD has also been split up into a two disc set, to make this series more affordable to new customers. Original licensees will receive both discs, when upgrading.


If anyone has any questions regarding these changes, please feel free to email me,
or call at (800) 340-6579.




photo WWW-Women !

<<<Brad get's laid? >>>



run weener dog....... run!

Shok i'm drinking now

hahaha Sharky..

still keeping my eyes peeled for those tickets :-) Hopefully I can find something for ya...


Stallion Domain Name Systems

Brad get's laid?

has the world stopped spinning?
sharky Read the news!

Also, as in my case, I am not on the computer 18 hours a day anymore. When I am on I try to actually get some work done so I can get off the darn thing;-)
Brad Shaw
______________________


That's just cause you are finally getting laid!

HAHAHA
Mike AI Cash, can be made....

Brad -

You have a life outside of the computer?!?

who would have thought!


sharky Read the news!

I think piss is a dying art form for a few reasons.

One being it gets harder and harder to make a buck, so more time is spent on the actual business side of things.

Also, as in my case, I am not on the computer 18 hours a day anymore. When I am on I try to actually get some work done so I can get off the darn thing;-)
Brad Shaw

man that is really tasteless voodooman.
Here's http://www.opranoplus.com/images/wills.gif
what he's talking about.

this is the only email address for these idiots on WHOIS
customer_service@wills.com


mutt World Series begins Saturday! Register today for the NatNet World Series Challenge! Win $$$

Shok.. drinking? I want some! ;-)))

It's funny brad, but i don't think i've seen any actual piss in quite a while... has the artform died out?
Hooper Because We Care

"...a bottle of bundy rum. you've got to drink it straight."

==============================

Lee adds, "For a gay old time"

<smirk>

:-))
Lee Noga

I wasnt prepared for this while reading another board but this is fucked up beyond belief.
http://bbs.porncity.net/Forum1/HTML/021304.html
voodooman Zmaster!

Just wanted to let everyone know that we just got a round of sweet new full and half page ads done for all sites in UltraPartners. As usual all webmasters are welcome and encouraged to give us a try ... once you try us our numbers will keep you promoting UltraPartners! Look for per sign up coming soon!!!

Peace out!

Becker Recurring Cash with UltraPartners

Pissing????? Sometimes I miss those days, and sometimes I enjoy the quiet and tranquility.

All business these days, and enjoying life on the side.


Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

hahahaha
I was young and needed the money...and Nancy swore they'd be artistic pictures ;))))

sorry, but my soul's been spoken for for a long time....although I may get Johnny Cochran and fight it...I never did get that big recording contract of get to do the dirty mambo with Samantha Fox (hey, it was the 80's afterall)...how did your devil music contract work out Shok? oh, nevermind, the hairy nipples explians it all ;))) psst, you want the number for Johnny Cochran? ;)))
Sykkboy no hairy nipples, just groovy goth chicks

yeah you know all about senior citizens huh hehehe
By the way, I still need your signiture in blood for your soul.

Shok i'm drinking now

Ed, I forwarded to you 4 pics submitted by Vick...

please make a decission, #1 or #4, they both quite good!

thank you, Vick!

the pics are just fucking marvelous!!!!
;-)))
Serge did you say hairy nipples?

hairy nipples? um no...don't get me wrong, I love it on the wild side...give me midgets being buttfucked by great danes, gothic chicks dressed as one armed nuns stripping in a graveyard and pergnant transsexuals (copyright EclectiXXX), but I really am not a fan of hairy nipples...although, now I'm curious..cj, you gotta show me your nipples next time you're in the states ;)))

Jager is the work of the devil and Shok is old Scratch himself...well, when he's not busy sniffing bicycle seats at the local retirement home/senior recreation center....
Sykkboy no hairy nipples, just groovy goth chicks

Ed, sorry to say, and no disrespect meant for Lisa,
but...sanitazing finalists is a BULLSHIT!

the funniest caption, in my opinion is

Photographic evidence that only Grimm eats pussy on the beach...
- -XXXPhoto- -

the "finalists" couldn't even draw a smile from me...
;-(((
Serge did you say hairy nipples?

Morning all you hairy-nippled Opranauts! Guess what? We've got a winner in the Caption Contest! Go see who the lucky stiff is at http://www.oprano.com/caption.html

I'm told we're going to try something different for the next contest, so stay tuned for further developments!

Congrats Lisa!
Edd (Opranautical Engineer)

Blaze,
please pardon my sorry ass
;-)))

my bad...
;-)))
Serge did you say hairy nipples?

Uh, Serge ... I think that's Bill Wyman.


Blaze! More Amateurs = More Cash!