MikeAi,

Billy didn't just dance,
he PERFORMED!

;-))
dokk A break from Disney

If there was a Outta the Mouths of Morons would hope Webmaster Pearls would have more entries given the crew operating and posting at Oprano.com but ....

Never under estimate stupidity ....

Vick A break from Disney

Mike... I cannot find my thong..

I was dancing for Anthony, Ynotbob and Brad and I think one of them picked it up when I dropped it : )


Billy FREE CONTENT

Bestat, I heard that floozy ThrobX will link list anyone for free at ThrobX's sites.

Then again I heard ThrobX is moonlighting on the set of Orgasmo 2.
Brujah Orgasmo 2 leading man ThrobX

Mutt that is a great idea- what do you think Serge?


DoKK was Billy stripping again???
Mike AI Open a new revenue stream!

Star, I would love to watch that team!!!



Mike AI Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

billy is busy http://www.xoticdesigns.com/billycaution.htm
mutt Gramma Knows Best!

Mike, that would be fun! I love softball. It would be me, Katie and Angel all on the team! We'd be state champs for sure :)


Star Gramma Knows Best!

I give up. Can't make it through the
day's posts. Eyeballs hurt.

Good idea about the email digest of the board. Value added for advertisers.

Mike, pearls of wisdom was a good idea, I suggest another page like it, called maybe Outta the Mouths of Morons...... a hall of fame of the stupidest things ever typed here.
mutt Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Billy,

Faxes and letters,
email, instant messages still coming in.. mostly from women..

2 words only...

MORE BILLY!

;-)))


dokk Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Star - unfortunately neither team is coed. The basketball team is in a very competative league - most people have played some college ball.

Softball its not coed either, we could not join a coed league anyway - I do not know enough athletic women to play...

Katie my GF is awesome though, if she played on our team now she would be 4th-5th best player. She practices with us all the time!

Of course if you were in NO we would LOVE to have YOU on the team!!
Mike AI Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Vick, no wonder you weren't around all day!
;-)))
Serge Star, move here! ;-))

http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49770-2001Jul11.html
Great story!

It was posted here a few days back about shaking this industry out of it lethargic state
Looks like that could happen
It's ain't 1997, it's 2001 and things are getting interesting!
Vick Just working on my new House ;-)

LOL Red, yes I have noticed the board moves at an alarming pace, I would like to add something to the converstation, but by the time I type it, the conversation has moved on!

Hmm, .50 per mention of Throbx eh? Is that per each time you mention ThrobX, or per massage where you mention ThrobX? Cause if it is per mention of ThrobX, then I would mention ThrobX again.......


Bestat ThrobX lists this site!

TGIF! My house is a disaster. Im trying to pack for the move to Florida. Boxes are just piling up yet it seems like I havn't packed a thing. It better be nice and sunny when we get to Florida Sharky!!! Can you make that happen? hehe

MikeAI are any of the hirise teams coed?
Star Gramma Knows Best!

ahh....
the state of mind only money can buy....

"He pauses a moment. "I don't know why I wasn't writing poetry all my life." Then he grins. "Probably because I was too busy bonking and taking huge quantities of drugs and making money.""
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49770-2001Jul11.html

GP,
thanks, you made my night!
;-)))
Serge NO gording, NO hording.........

Now if you had said New Jersey...

Red, do you REALLY expect the truth from me????

c'mon, NOBODY else does!
;-))

meanwhile,
I'll call you manianna so we could set the wheels into the motion right away,
and once again,
Welcome to the happiest caffein free board on the planet!
;-)))
Serge NO gording, NO hording.........

Hawaii? no. Now if you had said New Jersey...

Thanks Bestat. All I need is a pair of roller skates to keep up with this place.
Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Bestat,
ThrobX pays 50 cents to anybody who mentions his name!

we are going to run one more page:
Mention ThrobX!
where EVERYBODY can go and make their mark!
;-))
Serge NO gording, NO hording.........

Damn, I forgot to be pithy :(


Bestat If I mention ThrobX, do I get a prize?

Red! Congrats hon! I know you will kick ass over here, remember if ya need anything, just holler.


Bestat If I mention ThrobX, do I get a prize?

Red, welcome aboard!!
Mike AI Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Red,
this came from the FBI Headquarters in Hawaii....

anybody you know there?
;-))
Serge NO gording, NO hording.........

Serge,
That's so nice. Who is it from?

Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49770-2001Jul11.html

You! You grinning parasite!
Lounging on your Hepplewhite,
Sharpening your cut-glass vowels;
Hell will revel in your howls
While demons dine upon your bowels.
Serge NO gording, NO hording.........

I find it funny that gord and his 3 person company is going to try and sue anyone over PHANTOM domain extensions!!

Where is Robin Nixon, I think he should be sueing Gord!! Robin had all extensions... not just .sex

Was Gord even around back then??

Gord sorry I am playa hating ya... but its the facts!
Mike AI Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Thursday we dominate in Softball, Friday Basketball... what is next Hockey anyone?
******************

In September the HiRise Team might try to dominate Zhora...
;-))


Serge $40 from the spys like us! ;-))

Another great victory for the HiRise ChickenHead basketball team. 111 - 76.

Thursday we dominate in Softball, Friday Basketball... what is next Hockey anyone? haha


Mike AI Great Porn Star site to promote here - they have trials!!

Red,
look what I found:::

Mike,

Just saw on your board that you and Serge want to work with Red. GOOD
CHOICE! I've know her for over 3 years and she's a great writer, a great
person, and an all around good egg. Consider this an unsolicited reference.


darn,
do we have a good eye for a good people or what???
;-)))
Serge $40 from the spys like us! ;-))

Hey, Lens, have some dirt on Red???
;-))))
Serge $40 from the spys like us! ;-))

But you won't get any dirt from me,
Lens is a really good guy.

Red
**************

Red,
and you won't hear argument from me!

$20,000 we made to each other in a week were the funniest money I made in a very long time
;-)))

WE REALLY HAD FUN DOING IT!
;-))
Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

Serge,
Tanker's not the only one who worked for Lens. I was the AP copywriter for a year and a half.
But you won't get any dirt from me,
Lens is a really good guy.

Red


Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Serge,
Here's my 2 cents...

One of the sites at PrimeCash is called "Obscene Oral Cumshots" (oralcumshot.com)...

If cracking-down Ashcroft DOJ wants to prove obscenity... this is an "own goal" :-)

GP
***************

GP,
I am not a lawyer to render any legal advice or even opinion.

I wish I could be more versed...
;-(((
Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

Shannon Rush and I just bought ZMASTER.
**************

damn!!! will you have time to go shooting pistols now? we never made it to the range....
;-))

I left your e-mail in Florida
;-((
drop me yours!

Is Shannon still giving you rush?

She does to me!

can you post her recent pic?

Smooches!
;_))
Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

Amateur Pages has been the only one that has been good Loved working for lensman and now for my new company

but there have been a few bad ones!

Tanker
***************

Tanker,
care to give us a scoop?

we are all ears!
;-)) shoot the shit, man!
;_))


Joe Lackey aka Lensman is OK dude most of the time,
we did some crazy stuff together back in 1999
;-)))
Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

GP,
how true!

I LOVE this guy!!!
and I quote him:

People read magazines for a bit of entertainment and a small amount of information. Who the bloody hell do they think they are, carrying on?

The Magazine Publishers of America, sitting around giving each other prizes! What pathetic, pathetic little asses!"

Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

British multimillionaire publisher Felix Dennis says of his magazine success Maxim: "It's about attitude. It's not about girls in swimsuits." (Cary Conover - for The Washington Post)

GP,
he even looks like me!
almsost carbon copy!
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49770-2001Jul11.html

unbelievable@!!!!
Serge Bill sets you with Checks Processing in 48 hours.

*********
$40 or 10cents? ask BadDogEd
*********

Serge,
Here's my 2 cents...

One of the sites at PrimeCash is called "Obscene Oral Cumshots" (oralcumshot.com)...

If cracking-down Ashcroft DOJ wants to prove obscenity... this is an "own goal" :-)

GP May Zmaster bless you with all the wealth it did me :-)

Whats up Tanker ?

Hey what state is Lightspeed University in? i wanna go back to school :)



Slavdogg May Zmaster bless you with all the wealth it did me :-)

Not to mention a trademark application for "DOTSEX" itself:

Serial Number: 75795407
Applicant: Matlovich, F Merrill DBA iCam Productions
Filing Date: October 4, 1999
Goods and Services: computerized [...] online pornography


Give it up Gord...



GP May Zmaster bless you with all the wealth it did me :-)

Shannon Rush and I just bought ZMASTER.

Yep, we are gonna bring it back to the #1 content provider once again.
====================================

If I can help you, let me know I can tell you more about how it ticked than the owner from 1999-2001 :-)
Lee Noga May Zmaster bless you with all the wealth it did me :-)

http://www.domainnamesystems.com/PressRel_07102001.html

"Domain Name Systems, Inc. [...] has registered the trademark ".sex" with the US Patent and Trademark Office "USPTO" Filing No: 76/223,416) on March 12, 2001, claiming first use in commerce in November of 2000."

First of all, Domain Name systems hasn't registered the trademark ".SEX" ... it's only applied to register it.

And so have a bunch of other folks:

Serial Number: 78014979
Applicant: StrategicDomains L.L.C.
Filing Date: June 29, 2000
Goods and Services: Clothing

Serial Number: 76206224
Applicant: "Mother of the Mountain"
Filing Date: February 7, 2001
Goods and Services: "indicate membership in an organization"

Serial Number: 76223416
Applicant: Domain Name Systems, Inc.
Filing Date: March 12, 2001
Goods and Services: domain name registry

Serial Number: 76170568
Applicant: R & R DOT LLC
Filing Date: November 27, 2000
Goods and Services: video tape cassettes, operating adult entertainment establishments and leasing of top level domain names

Serial Number: 75795272
Applicant: Matlovich, F Merrill DBA iCam Productions
Filing Date: October 4, 1999
Goods and Services: "A VARIETY OF ADULT ORIENTED PRODUCTS"

Serial Number: 75225755
Applicant: Skyscape Communications Inc.
Filing Date: November 20, 1996
Goods and Services: registration services, namely, assigning and recording addresses for computers on a public global communications network

GP Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Hey Tanker,
I knew you couldn't resist a board that I told you was a trip.
You gotta be quick to keep up here though. These guys move fast.
Oh and you have to be pithy.

Red
Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Hey Serge

Shannon Rush and I just bought ZMASTER.
Yep, we are gonna bring it back to the #1 content provider once again.
You know this to be true 'cause you know we are some twisted sex freaks.

Anyway long time no see, maybe I'll shoot you an email and Shannon and I can take you out for some eats. Ya' that's the ticket!!!
DAMNMAN ZMASTER under new ownership

Brad writes:
Where can I peep like me get a nice half pipe?
---

Ahem. Here in Dallas we buy all of our pipe at Home Depot.

:-))

Chuck Want a high converting cheerleader and panty site?

test
test Want a high converting cheerleader and panty site?

Serge

I have been lucky to not have been fucked by a sponsor as an affiliate

I have to say though that as an employee of a few I have been fucked a few times

Amateur Pages has been the only one that has been good Loved working for lensman and now for my new company

but there have been a few bad ones!

Tanker Want a high converting cheerleader and panty site?

"I don't know why I wasn't writing poetry all my life... Probably because I was too busy bonking and taking huge quantities of drugs and making money."
-- Felix Dennis (publisher of Maxim)

http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49770-2001Jul11.html

Serge, are you still courting mainstream? This sounds like a guy you could do business with :-)


GP $40 or 10cents? ask BadDogEd

Tanker, for future references,
ALL SPONSORS HERE ARE HAND PICKED
and cherish their reputations.

Give them a try,

and find ones who work the MOST for your sites.
Serge $40 or 10cents? ask BadDogEd

Welcome to the Oprano, Tanker.

have you ever been fucked by a sponsor before?
Serge $40 or 10cents? ask BadDogEd

Guys, do any of you remember our new sponsor's Veeeeeeeerrrryyyyyy old Name:

Bad Dog Ed ?

He used to be one of the first Serge's Cash webmasters
in the day when clicks were worth only 2.25 cents,
webmasters were called "Knights" and "CyberRods"
and who was making $4000 a week,
which was not that bad for The Early 1997!

He now runs 6+3 pay sites of his own,

please check what this "newb circa 1996" learned
in the school of hard knocks
ON HIS OWN!

http://www.primecash.com/


Serge $40 or 10cents? ask BadDogEd

Hey everyone Red told me this place was Rockin thought I would come take a look..

Will be here more often !!!


Tanker Want a high converting cheerleader and panty site?

John, please send ThrobX invoice
@ 50 mentions per day
payable in advance for a year.
;-))
Serge ThrobX pouts like a little baby! ;-))

ThrobX,
let's make a deal,
we'll mention your name and your e-mail address for a fixed price of
50 cents per mention.

deal?


Serge ThrobX pouts like a little baby! ;-))

Having a great time in the albumside party..
Just finished dancing for Brad..

He tipped me $20 bucks..
thats his lunch money for the week !! (he must want something)


Billy Exclusive content for your members area

Brad, you don't look drunk to me!
;-)))
Serge software which sells itself where porn fails!

"this is what RED saw Yesterday:"

I don't like Red's version. Red's version mentions me zero times. Dravyk's version mentions me two times. Dravyk is my new best friend. Dravyk hires better writers with more sense. ;D
ThrobX Come enter our giveaway, you win, we give prizes, you happy.

Anyone want to sponsor steel cage match, me and evan. One request, I will NOT wear spandex, he may try to invade my privates!
Brad Shaw Does Grimm swim, or does he just float...maybe he will show us at Miami?

7 screw drivers, grey goose, its all good.

Try to see if I can piss with boozer in me, I do not drink much, bring in on bitch (evan).
Brad Shaw Does Grimm swim, or does he just float...maybe he will show us at Miami?

Brad, I didn't know you needed to be drunk to stir shit!
Sharpie Does Grimm swim, or does he just float...maybe he will show us at Miami?

Yes, Brad, tell me what you had?
wine? vodka? beer? Jenna's love potion #5?
Serge software which sells itself where porn fails!

Ok, I am drunk, I feel like stirring shit.

Any ideas?
Brad Shaw software which sells itself where porn fails!

Sharpie,
you are 100% correct and you were not alone,
Total visitor count: 64
63 visitors went the same way as you did.

We had an exciting day today:
we added Red to our growing crew
we got new kick ass server and moved Oprano!
we dropped our ad prices AGAIN,
tested new scripts,
ideas,
girlfriends (all except Grimm, he likes his old blow up doll)
but
Pearl Wisdom page is in our priority list.

We will not keep you disappointed!
;-))

Thanks for your interest!



Serge software which sells itself where porn fails!

Hi Grimmy.... long time no see!

If you want to call the last week in August, fall - MIAMI! On the ocean!
Sharpie Come take our bus trip past JoeE, Serges & Webfathers houses. Just like Hollywood :-)

Where can I peep like me get a nice half pipe?
Brad Shaw software which sells itself where porn fails!

The one single person who came here from Adultnetsurprise

http://www.adultnetsurprise.com/msgboar... 1

please come forward!

Ron, were that you who blessed us with your royal visit?

Can I offer you a

...cup of COFFEE!?
Serge software which sells itself where porn fails!

http://www.ia2000.com/

better hurry, there are -17 days till the show
grimm Project Webmaster

Sharpie...wheres your fall show gonna be?
grimm Project Webmaster

Serge, I am disappointed. I came over just to take another look at the Webmaster Pearls page. Where are they? You must not be looking very hard... there must be some new ones somewhere?

Sharpie Ya snooze... ya lose!

Red, I'm sorry, had phone in my ear all nite long
;-)))

Welcome aboard,
you are heck of a writer and your sense of humor will be
PERFECT for our 2
Daily Editions for webmasters on the run who have no time to read ALL posts of a day.

The most important daily and nightly events of OPRANO will be
covered on
Separate pages.

Once again,
Red, welcome to the Crew.


Serge the Hosting Business since 1578

Brujah... the documentation is a bitch to find... there isn't any one "out of the box" solution & there are lots of places where it can cause problems if you're not careful...

But then I'm pretty sure that the major reason is because as webmasters... we learned most everything we know about servers from our hosting companies (or at least i did ;-)

Kinda goes against their profitability models.
Hooper Faster than a speeding bullet!

can anyone from software bucks tell me where the full page ads and such for isupercharger are?


grimm projectwebmaster.com

It rocks doesn't it hooper? What I don't understand is this..

- You know you can save over 50% bandwidth, costs
- Your pages will load as much as 5 times faster for your surfers
- Its simple to add, and free

Why don't people do it ? Too good to be true ?
Brujah Faster than a speeding bullet!

Great...

Nick talking to himself, rather fighting to himself has broken the board.


ArchAngelAnthony Faster than a speeding bullet!

Get thee behind me Satan!!!!
St.Nick Faster than a speeding bullet!

I heard there was a virgin here,that needed fucking!!!!!

;))
Nickatilynx Faster than a speeding bullet!

I'm not certain who mentioned mod_gzip the other day but all i can say is thanks!!!

Almost 150% faster :-))
Hooper Faster than a speeding bullet!

HUH? What the fuck are you talking about O Holy St. Nick?!

We ain't giving away traffic, nor are we giving away your Benz.

The Ford maybe, but not any of the Benz's.

=o)


ArchAngelAnthony Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

My views on flying remain unaltered.

;)
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Anthony used to ICQ me too :(( Of course, it was usually to tell me to knock my shit off. :)
Brujah Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

I have 1 in 50 traffic that I want to give away.

Anyone want a benz?

That path of righteous is strewn with the dog turds of materialistic goods.

;))
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

...unless your Serge of course and can do both;))))

Spread your wings and FLY NICK:))
JohnIP Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Been forgiven by a St. and still not chapped

p.s. Anthony knows Show Tunes
Vick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Very wise,JohnIP ;))

I'm free!!! :))

Owning a board is the most thankless job in the world....but now I'm free!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha

ooops,sorry about that.I'm calm now :))
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Moose,

Pay attention your damn ICQ, maroon.

=o)

ArchAngelAnthony Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Confused say..."Better to fill piss pond then swim in one"
JohnIP Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Vick,

That pun is hard to forgive.
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

" Sheep are a viable option"

Ewe would say that
Vick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Homo Sapiens?


Vick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

again,moose,you are forgiven for being a cock sucking,urine gargling bitch.

;))
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

HOMOS
Moose
Fri, 13 Jul 2001 09:14:00 - IP: 66.74.197.47 - Post # 2416
***********************************
This MUST be trademark infringement!

Virtual Dates Inc (HOMOS3-DOM)
Box 4357
Boynton Beach, FL 33424

Domain Name: HOMOS.COM

Record created on 29-Jul-1997.

:-))

Webfather Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

I want to know what happened to the Real Nick


this one sucks



;-))
haha
Moose Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

""HOMOS
Moose
Fri, 13 Jul 2001 09:14:00 - IP: 66.74.197.47 - Post # 2416 ""

Moose,you are forgiven,my son.

(not that there is anything wrong with being a homo,of course ;)
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

and Anthony....

I am not pissing with Grimm.St.Nick does not piss.

""....as we forgive those
that trespass against us""
St.Nick Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Excuse me Moose...

You did share an apartment with me in Whistler...

Shall I comment on that weekend? =o)


ArchAngelAnthony Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

HOMOS
Moose Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

Thanks Serge,
And I'll do my best to uphold the time honored traditions of piss and vinegar that are Oprano.
Red Celebrate Porn Literacy Month

i am big in japan:)


grimm projectwebmaster.com

Grimm,

you heard right ;)))
St.Nick projectwebmaster.com

Shit! Damn!

Oh well... Better to be big in something, than nothing at all!

=o)


ArchAngelAnthony projectwebmaster.com