Voodooman

Get back to the slave pit and film that porno, you freak!!!

Tough job but someone's got to do it!!!
DAMNMAN ZMASTER GYNO/SPECULUM FETISH >;-)~

Can I have the rest of the day off, Im feelin a bit whooozy.
Serge, what do you think, Should I get the rest of the day off?
voodooman Z M A S T E R

without lemon correct? One pink sweetener.....On it's way!

You need to stay cool now that you are going to be shooting all those hot girls.
Shannon Rush Want nekid pictures?

Serge

How else did I get to marry a Porn Star >;-))~


DAMNMAN ZMASTER GYNO/SPECULUM FETISH >;-)~

Shannon, I didn't know Doug could produce a "cup full"
;-)))
Serge (Lensman, what are YOU up to NOW?)

Shannon, aren't you supposed to be makin me a nice glass of ice tea?





voodooman ZMASTER

Morning all!

It's a lovely day to be alive in Lantana. Had my cup of anti-anthrax potion and I am ready to start the day.
Shannon Rush Want nekid pictures?

For those who don't know I've been taking karate lessons.

enjoy :)

http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight3.swf
Tro

"without it show" should be "without it she"

lol

sharky New Ad Rates... Contact me!

I heard on the radio this morning how Doctors are prescribing the antibiotic CIPRO to their patients and family who don't need it. CIPRO is the antibiotic used to fight Anthrax....


What are these people thinking? Taking the antibiotic before you are exposed will help you?? yeah right!

What about the people who REALLY need CIPRO for other things... Crystal, my wife, had to take CIPRO when she got Ecoli.... without it show would have been in a world of hurt...

Walgreens and other local pharmacies are out of it already and are saying it's back ordered for 3 weeks.

Rediculous!!


sharky New Ad Rates... Contact me!

lol...

Glad to hear it Serge!
sharky New Ad Rates... Contact me!

Would you have the balls to do that?
sharky
****************

let's see and calculate....

NY is going to lose over 103 billions in the next 2 years

10 mils represent .097% from this number.

the answer is YES!

I have the balls to do it on personal and business level.

as you recall,
I told JoeE to take the money he wanted to spend on the ads here
and stick it up his ass,
just as a matter of principle...
Serge

Guliani does ! Gotta love it !

All these cool old games ! Wanna see the commercials for all those games ?? This is a GREAT site.
http://www.liketelevision.com It's well worth registering and if you have a fast connection, the full screen versions of the commercials and shows are a blast.

MC Monday Mania continues - - here's the list for this coming Monday...

Lesbian Pink
Oral Addiction
Teen Steam
Dirty Cheerleaders
Hard Bears


Aly MC $60 Monday Mania Continues

He certainly does Serge....

Would you have the balls to do that?
sharky New Ad Rates... Contact me!

Guliani has BALLS....
Serge (Lensman, what are YOU up to NOW?)

Uh, Melody,
Wallabies are native to Australia, not Africa...
Torone

Shok knieval
That was the COOLEST toy...

used to make him Jump the subway tracks as a kid...

anyone rember STP's
Forest

"Did anyone have the Evel Knieval bike or car that sat on a ramp and you spun a crank on the side which revved up the engine and then the thing would shoot off at 50MPH? "

hehehe oh yeah, I actually had the rocket bike that you could insert the flint into, so that it would shower sparks all over the place. oh and I can't forget my trusty Evel Knieval "snake river rocket" electric toothbrush. Im sure I have them here somewhere :)

Shok knieval cell phones....money

Cool games?

Risk, anyone?
Stratego.

Colin TGP2 Bucks Trend. 5cents/unique avg. News at 11!

and had a dream of a webmaster Survivor version lol.
****************************

Yeah, let's drop webmasters into FTCia...and see who can survive!
;-)))
Serge I will survive!

Can't believe with all these cool games no one metioned drinking checkers
You know fill up your opponents 12 shot glass checkers with the beverage of your choice and everytime you take a piece you have to drink the shot

Should be a webmaster drinking checkers tourment at a convention

and a BBQ cookoff!

Vick The home of intergender naked drinking checkers

Sykk, I think an adult webmaster Survivor would be cool
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Weird, I took a nap after Survivor premiere tonight and had a dream of a webmaster Survivor version lol.


RichC Monday Mania $60

Gotta look at something besides porn every now and then..
I heard it can make you go blind..
Zebra

Zebra...you have too much time on your hands:)
grimm FSN

Anyone ever seen what is inside Stretch Armstrong? Gooey, green, tar-like substance with the bonding power of super-glue. I remember a friend and I each pulling his arms till we were about 15 feet apart and then ol' Strech ripped in half and that shit got all over us. Was worse than gum on a movie theater floor!
Did anyone have the Evel Knieval bike or car that sat on a ramp and you spun a crank on the side which revved up the engine and then the thing would shoot off at 50MPH? Those were cool too..they actually had some power to them, enough to knock shit over or jump 10 feet off a ramp.
How many people remember toys like these? If you were a kid in the 70's check this site out..lots of stuff I had forgotten all about
http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/


And for those of us who had to be on the frontline of that new home computer fad in 1981..The Timex Sinclair
http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/timexindex.shtml
Remember the awesome games on this baby? Hook it up to the tape recorder and wait a few minutes and you could play games that rivaled Pong and Space Invaders!

Zebra

Ahhhh, Rock'em Sock'em Robots!!

Anyone remember when GI Joe was a foot tall, wore fatigues and had one of those talk-cords in the back? How about Major Matt Mason?

Dravyk

Ahem, if you got off the phone, Melody ... :-) Otherwise, yer call. :-)

Dravyk http://www.adultindustrynews.com

Ahhhh Melody, you have not met my GF! ahaha

Rock'em Sock'em was a classic game... I loved my Stretch Armstrong as well!
Mike AI Precision guided websites!

Mikey, you *are* the younger generation.

BTW, one of my brother's toy collection, Gnip Gnop, is going to be on an episode of "Titus". The whole family is so proud.

Sykk, I think an adult webmaster Survivor would be cool, except I (and many of us) can barely crawl down that freaking long hall at the Venetian, so I doubt we'd do well on the Serengeti. I'd be Wallabee munchies before the first sundown.

Maybe adult webmaster Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots? Altho I like the Robot Wars idea, too. I too have a black belt in Scrabble, though.

Geeky, I'm afraid you do waaaay too much mental work not to mention physical drudgery to qualify for that job. :-) Same with Dravyk, Serge, Nick and everyone else on this board.

But never forget you are Sir Mackie de Strickland, born of noble blood.


Melody

Melody,

I thought I was a Celeb Webmaster but Nick said I wasn't. :-(
Now I have to rely on being a Noble. ;-))))
geeky

Melody, shhhh
I get my power by others underestimating me...lol

er, something like that ;)))

actually, I think we need an adult webmaster version of Battle Bots or Robot Wars....yes, I'm a science nerd and robot geek ;))) actually, I once mentioned an adult webmaster Jeopardy...hmmm, maybe at one of the upcoming webmaster shows? ;))
SykkBoy worship me or die!!!

OK, I don't post in four days and suddenly, I post a hundred times.

KK, Nick, Dravyk, email me would you? melody @ productionoffices.com or the usual, either or. Nothing important, just stuff. And ICQ is dead.

Melody

Until my GF met me, she never played tiddley winks. I made a mention of it and she looked at me like I was nuts, fortunately my mom had the game at her house. So I showed it to her, then kicked her ass!!

The younger generation, they know nothing... :-)


Mike AI Precision guided websites!

Billy is the softer side of the NOPD:)
grimm Xingster

One last one before the night...

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011011/wl/attack_bush_mideast_dc_1.html

Melody

Sykk, you're not a celeb webmaster. You don't live on your spin, hon. The celebrity webmasters have nothing but their cool names (you have a cool name AND a real job).

I still think we ought to do one of those Circus of the Stars game shows -- Celebrity Webmasters.

Melody

Brad I guess you will find out in a few days : )

Do you still like the foot long hot dogs ? Or was that pornoman ? ?


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms) Free content that keeps your members cuming back !

Moose, I noticed the disclaimer today as well andsame here...I'm also a huge fan of SOD as well...in my "we're only in it for the skanky pussy" band days we did a one time opening gig for a Metal Fest with SOD and those guys are insane...they should be adult webmasters...these guys party so hard they could have almost been officials in NetPond 2 ;))))) especially Billy Milano

Actually, I think I still have my Fistfull Of Metal t-shirt around somewhere...

Nick, a cartel? Can I be the token celeb webmaster? ;)))

Also, I can vouch for Nick tiddlywink's prowess...the man is nuts for the tiddlywinks..and you should see him squeal like a little girl when he kicks ass on Hungry Hungry Hippos....


SykkBoy worship me or die!!!

Ok, the skyfall.htm file is now 404 on the fbi site. What was that all about? Are they dropping live turkeys? Oh, the humanity.

Doesn't surprise me that the Arab community had some wind of what was going to happen. The CIA did. They just chose to not do anything (actually, I doubt they had the budget to do much).

Hey, Uncle Serge, thanks for your very kind words. I appreciate them and you.

Nick, amen - no one who knows how to make money ever gives out much info at those things anyway, unless they're just there to stump for a program or some other venture. If they can make money following their own info, why give it away? Heck, some of the people on seminars, should be attending them. 8*)

Well, I've got a degree in Cultural Anthropology, which of course admirably suited me to building porn sites.

Anyone have any idea why any version of ICQ above '98 crashes repeatedly on me? It's driving me nuts.

Night, Oprani.


Melody

Billy, is it true you cook in only an apron a pink thong????
Brad Shaw Deep Oral Girls

BBQ contest ??

Humm this could be fun !

KK makes you wish you knew how to cook now !!


Billy (Oprano Sergeant at Arms)

What timing. I was just wondering who was going to the Curaco thang.

Dravyk http://www.adultindustrynews.com

"yes,but very poorly.Nearly as bad as I play:
1.)golf
2.)poker
3.)tiddlywinks (actually I'm pretty shit hot at tiddlywinks) ;)))
Nick "
----------------------

Well at least you're good at something ;)

Off to Curacao, see y'all Tuesday...

KK tiddlywinks and all

Serge: That movie is one of the rare exceptions of where a book and movie can stand together on their own terms and each be accorded the merit of artistry in beauty and greatness due upon each... but what the fuck do I know, I also think the movie "Babe" is a masterpiece...

Far-L Homegrown invokes the art of fine sex

I am ready to go Grimm... twist my arm!!
Mike AI Precision guided websites!

mike makes me go to the strip club
grimm

blondy, that was a hoax
grimm

Need I say it?

'Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammed Omar is quoted in a Saudi
magazine article as pledging "death or victory" against the United States'
Colin TGP2 Bucks

Anybody ever figur out the Bert fetish Bin Laden has?

check this out http://ap.qgl.org/diplomacy.swf :)





Blondy win a chance to shoot off a mp5 at Internext

just got call from Greg...
he says Katie is a LESBIAN and doesn't suck dick
;-(((

Sabby, Erica, Pushrod,
will you help me with Katie?
Serge

I can vouch for MikeAI's strip club tours. KK said my last trip to New Orleans rotted my brain and I'm not sure she isn't right. ;)


Ulfie The other bord at Oprano

just killing time geeky...never lonely anyway ;)
smithy

smithy,

quit being so hard on smithy! ;-))
geeky

I personally volunteer to be a judge at the cooking contest!!


TheEnforcer Wouldn't you like to be Making Bank?

hey smithy ....you're an idiot!!
smithy

Ed,
please stick your DICK into Colin's ribs and wear your condom of steal!
;-))
Serge

Jeff from SunUpMedia.........I need to speak with you about something important. Please email me with your phone # asap.
Heather

Serge,

I must be blind. It's there. I looked at bottom of page instead of top.

I should take a break. ;)
Colin TGP2 Board. Really good shit.

oh...go away smithy...we don't even know you you little prick!! :)
smithy

I'll do bbq lobster like you have never tasted before
smithy

count me in for the BBQ Competition, I can throw down on some ribs like y'all never seen before.....

I'm down KB
KBabybacks Superpics............I like these guys!

http://www.boardse.com/index.php?q=tgp2&ul=oprano.com

We've got the whole thing indexed already colin :-)
Hooper

Colin,
please stick it in Ed's ribs,
Mike?
Serge

Serge,

We still don't have message archives on TGP2 board. This sucks because I REALLY Want archives to be in Hooper's new http://www.boardse.com/

Also .. there's some really good shit there.
Colin TGP2 Board. Really good shit.

mike are you spreading nasty rumors about me again?
grimm

Huh, what?:)
grimm

MikeAl
Grimm does sound like my man!!
Stud?
Handsome?
Wealthy?
Silver tongue?
smithy

whoops..

damn
that should have been
http://www.boardse.com/affiliate.html
Hooper

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You earn 100% of every click that you send us!
Visit http://www.boarse.com/affiliate.html for the answers to all of your questions and then some!

Cya,
Hooper Hot New Affiliate Program!

Smithy you need to have Grimm show you around the strip clubs here in NO. He has dated 2/3s of all the girls at the major clubs.


MIke AI No spam here......

well my points are not as low as some in the football pool. :)
I am still 50 % right

Any hot tips for next week?


Blondy don't miss tonights ARS party over @ PLR 9pm est

serge
soiled panties will do ?! :)

MikeAl
well I'll go to New Orleans then....one big party town from what I hear..
Vegas?...love to :)..not sure yet:(
smithy

smithy,
it's been a while since I took stock certificates in lieu of HARD CASH...
;-)))
Serge

Smithy, it will have to be the next time we are BOTH in NY. I live in New Orleans...

Are you going to be in Vegas in January?


MIke AI No spam here......

Katie,
what kind of introduction is that???

c'mon,
please do it properly!

what's your age?

size?

weight?

any gag reflexes we should know about?
Serge

serge..

I agree ...and you want to make sure the money is good too!! :)
smithy

Hey guys
I know I don't post here enough
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OK, OK,
what's your spam coming?
;-)))

Erica,
hi, sweety, where are new pictures?
;_)))
Serge

Ah yes ... I should have formally introducted myself - then spammed the group. "Hi." Your turn ...
Bombaycowgirl Come and get it - SmartBucks100%

Smithy,
those who know me better,
know that I always stick to the
business conduct outlined in the book
"12 Chairs"
and I quote:
"if you pay us in the morning- you can have the chairs in the afternoon,
if you pay us in the afternoon- you can have the chairs at night,
if you pay us at night- you can have the chairs in the morning....

-but can we pay you at night but get the chairs in the afternoon?

yes, you can,
but....
PAYMENT UPFRONT!
"

</end quote>

;_)))
Serge

Hey guys
I know I don't post here enough, so
heres my once in a blue moon post
Hope everyone is doing ok after whats happened. Winter is fast approaching us here, its minus 7 celsius with the wind. Brrrrrrr they are calling for snow by Friday, oh joy.
erika Erika's erotic hide-a-wau

Morning gang!
Got this in email, thought it was cute. :)

MARKETING EXPLAINED

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and say, "Hi, I'm great in bed, how about it?". That's Direct Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You
give your friend a tenner. She goes up and says "Hi, my friend over
there is great in bed, how about it?". That's Advertising.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You
somehow mop up her mobile number. You call and chat her up a while and
then say "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?" That's Tele-Marketing.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You recognise her. You walk up to her, refresh her memory and get her to laugh and giggle and then suggest, "Hi, I am great in bed, how about it?". That's Customer Relationship Management.

You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You
put on your spring boots and walk around playing Mr. Busy. You put on
your best smile and walk around being Mr. Congenial. You fresh all the Thesaurus links in your memory and play Mr. Polished. You stand
straight, you talk soft and smooth, you open the door for the ladies,
you smile like a dream, you set an aura around you playing the Mr.
Gentleman and then you move up to the girl and say, "Hi, I am great in
bed, how about it?". That's Hard Selling.

You go to a party, you see an attractive girl across the room. SHE COMES OVER and says, "Hi, I hear you're great in bed, how about it?" Now, THAT is the power of Branding.


Lisa Home again, home again, jiggety jig...

serge

I'm a sinner!!!

MikeAl

next time I hit NY I'll take you there :)
smithy

and "Unbearable Lightness of Being"-Kundera...
is one of my favorit movies....

Far out, Far-L!!!!!!
;-)))
Serge

serge

ok ...can they spam before or after sucking your dick...I would suggest after :)
smithy

Smithy I have to say I am not that knowledgeable of strip clubs in NY.... However I am always up for doing some research!
MIke AI A program for you

Smithy,
I really don't know....
my soviet-russian background convinced me that spending money on beautiful babes is a sin....
;-))
Serge

Colin: Great question, had to dwell on that for a moment... "100 years of Solitude"-Marquez, "Catch-22"-Heller, and "Unbearable Lightness of Being"-Kundera...however, if I were stuck on a desert island then I would just want the complete bibliography of Bill Shakespeare to sit under the coconut tree with...

BTW: Have you ever seen or heard of a band called Crash Worship? I ask because you mentioned getting frothy at Gwar the other day...

Far-L Homegrown has its own share of Boodreau sex stories

katie from igallery,
please tell Greg that only those who suck my dick at trade shows are allowed to spam Oprano.

Don't ask what IGallery can do for you,
ask what YOU can do for IGallery!
Serge

serge

yep..a big one...hundreds of beautiful babes from all over the world go through every night...biggest damn joint I ever saw...got all my money :(

you know it MikeAl?
smithy

Colin-

that's the right URL...

starts in 10 minutes. join us in the chat and I'll call you a little later in the show
sharky TGP/TGP2 Tutorials Tonight!

smithy,
what's that?

some strip joint?

if it is-
ask MikeAI,
he is Oprano Lap Dance Specialist
;-))
Serge

.. lifetime student? We already are! Only .. it's cheaper now and there are no walls.
_______________

AHhhhhh but the view is not as nice..... One great thing about undergrad was all the cute young coeds....

mmmmmmmm.....
MIke AI A program for you

katie from igallery it is very bad manners to spam, so I took the time to delete it so people here would not look down upon you or your bosses.


MIke AI A program for you

Enforcer .. lifetime student? We already are! Only .. it's cheaper now and there are no walls.
Colin Ask Colin ad space opened up this week!

Enforcer,

Business Administration, Economics, and Philosophy.

Have your read anything by George Soros? You'd probably dig it.

Q. What does one do with a degree in Philosophy?
A. Think!
Colin Ask Colin ad space opened up this week!

serge

is the VIP Club still operating in Manhatten?
smithy

Thanks Colin.

It is a rather interesting combination!! I gotta admit I loved college and would be a lifetime student if I could!! :>)))))




TheEnforcer Who wants to start Making Bank today??

Grimm .. WHAT is skyfall?
Colin Thought of the day: Chaotic Systems Theory

http://www.boardse.com/

do ya think the sounds are too much?
different one each time the page loads. only the home page.. not on the search pages.
Hooper Free pussy with every purchase.

BTW teh operation nis known as skyfall, hence skyfall.htm

fucked up
grimm Xingster