I liked Ginger.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Depends how long she's been dead.

Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Fold has lots of tickets to Clevage games
;_)))
Serge

Fold...

you have tickets to any of the games in Cleve???
Forest

Fold,
now I know why you do so well in women's basketball Pick'Em!
Serge

Meni, what's wrong with Millionaire's wife?
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Ms Howell is Dead

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Just another untapped niche.

:-)))


Webfather

Ginger....
she's taller
(o;

TribeFold CF Gold

Meni,
since when this small inconvinience would stop you????
;-)0
Serge

Ms Howell is Dead
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I guess I am heartless...
;-)))

______________________

there should be No Guessing about that serge

Forest

Meni, what's wrong with Millionaire's wife?
;-))
Serge

hey
Oprano

Who would you rather bang?

Ginger or Mary Ann?
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

BTW just to show my solidarity with that quote
*********************

I guess I am heartless...
;-)))

...and the only excuse I have,
USSR was NOT the right place to be "idealist"
;-)))
Serge

Meni...life just wouldnt be the same without ya;)))
JohnIP

Colin...
dude
"We will defend our Island"

was said from Gilligan
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

BTW just to show my solidarity with that quote;))...I was a member of the SDS at 20 and a registered Republican at 40;)))
JohnIP

John .. great quote. I love Churchill. I think he gave the greatest speech of the 20th century:
"We will defend our Island"

I was a liberal until the age of 20.
I hope this doesn't mean my life will only be 2/3 as long as the average.
Colin TGP2 Bucks. We will defend our Island!

JohnIP,
this si ALL Mike's fault!

he makes me think like anglosaks, while I work on his vodka induced soul self searching
;-)))
Serge

they also smoke weed too
__________________
shame on them
Forest

Usually, liberalism ends where wife, kids and MORTGAGE begins
;-)))
Serge
####################################

Show me a man thats NOT a liberal before the age of 30 and I'll show you a man with NO heart.....Show me a man that IS a liberal after the age of 30 and I'll show you a man with NO brain.

Winston Churchill
JohnIP

Well Serge, since Rick has lived in NH. Nashua to be exact and I've sold him some domains over the years.
I think he owes me
hee hee
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Did anyone see this?
http://www2.bostonherald.com/attack/investigation/ausprob10102001.htm

Hijackers banging escorts


Meni (The Golden Tongue)

Meni,
I'm sure he will, just use the key words:
"Throwing from the house"
and he'll oblige!
;-))
Serge

Would Webfather let me throw some parties in one of his houses?

I love MikeW so we can't ruin his house with drunken, E'd out, G'ed out, coked out, K'ed out strippers
they also smoke weed too
Meni (The Golden Tongue)

I am #2! in National-Net BaseBall challenge Pick 'em!

one day somebody will explain me the rules of thsi game, I hope...
;-)))
Serge (why are we called EXTREME?)

Zebra,

What is 6 times 7 ?



BTW do you ever answer or even get email ?


Jeff

Oh .. sorry .. typo.

Back to the money thing again.
Colin TGP2 Bucks is on National Net .. see how fast we are!

Colin
you got mail

unless the KGB intercepted it and decoded
Forest

Serge ..well, he did make an impression here, eh?

JP Morgan's great grandson?!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. The 1000/day signups rule per affiliate has been lifted!

Damn,

These are good workshops.

10:30 am :The Forrest and Colin Comedy Hour

1pm John IP, Rich Botto, Tomy Morgan

2pm Alex and Vegas Lee

OK .. I'm tired of typing .. but ModerFold on Sunday. Good stuff! Even if I do hate "Thinking Outside of the Box". Everything I need is in the box .. it's just that I always have parts left over.
Colin Adult Dex Workshops
Wed, 10 Oct 2001 09:11:51 - IP: 24.164.17.194 - Post # 24068
____________________________

Now all we need is Serge and his Balloon tricks and we are all set

;-)))))))))))))))))
Forest

Colin, who is
"Tomy Morgan "

is she cute?
Serge

Colin,
please explain this idiot how to use e-mail...and that this is not his private message center
Serge

Damn,

These are good workshops.

10:30 am :The Forrest and Colin Comedy Hour

1pm John IP, Rich Botto, Tomy Morgan

2pm Alex and Vegas Lee

OK .. I'm tired of typing .. but ModerFold on Sunday. Good stuff! Even if I do hate "Thinking Outside of the Box". Everything I need is in the box .. it's just that I always have parts left over.
Colin Adult Dex Workshops

If the answer is 42 I'll see you at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the universe

Vick So long and thanks for all the fish

Forest .. email me your phone number where you are at right now .. let's talk now.

cowboysurfers@yahoo.com


Colin Ask Colin for Advertising Rates

Aly, and I need more RichC!
;-))
Serge

I need more coffee - - lol
Aly MC Monday Mania Continues

Monkeys?

If you had an infinite number of
monkeys sitting at an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite number of years typing at random then it could be accepted as a probability that one would eventually type the entire works of
Ask Colin.
Colin Ask Colin for Advertising Rates

Curious,
are you registered Surprise member?

http://www.oprano.com/morons.html
Serge are you? do you have a name?

Colin - Did you have something to do with the fjords of Norway?
Zebra

Overture .. ewwww!
Colin TGP 42 Bucks.

sheesh..
any ol' monkey knows the answer to the Secret of the Universe is 42..
the hard part is knowing the question ;)
Zebra

Aly,

Webfather must be right .. can't be a secret if we all know it.

WTF?

Colin 42

And another thing...

Type: http://www.goto.com

and you'll find yourself at...

http://www.overture.com/

Eh? Since when is overture a better name than goto? I don't get it...

Curious http://www.overture.com/

Definitely 42. Something to do with a mouse too.

Click .. whrrrrrrrrrr!
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

Webfather, Aly, Very nice!


Colin TGP2 Bucks. Sold out of T-shirts in 4 days!

The answer is 42 : ))
*************************

I thought it was 60...
;-)))
Serge

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

KGB at work.....
Forest

Colin ~

The answer is 42 : ))
Aly MC Monday Mania Continues

>> http://www.privatelabelporn.com/

>> Sorry, we're no longer taking orders.
>> If you're a customer, your order has been cancelled and you have not been charged.

>>Questions? Contact us.

So what's happened here then?

Curious http://www.privatelabelporn.com/

forest, let's continue on Netpond....
Serge

Serge...

did you ever work for the KGB..

You are very good at limiting info to the general public...

;)
Forest

Forest, take your junk to Netpond!
Serge

If my number is due to be called, i'd prefer it to be with a smile on my face :-)
******************

Carla, come to Florida after Xmas, I'll make you smile....
I'll show you the pics of nekkid Webfather!
Serge

Webfather, Hi! What is the secret of the Universe?
*********************************

I can't tell......it's a secret!! :-)

Webfather

Forest .. none of the links work. I'm guessing it will be a 4 free program. There's already enough!
Colin TGP2 Bucks. Better than 1:20 conversions. $1/email. No deductions! Best 4free program in the Universe!

Serge, Thanks!

Webfather, Hi! What is the secret of the Universe?


Colin Daily Thoughts?

cj, I asume you are not coming to FL this winter?
--

i'll be there right after xmas :-))
Travelling is my FAVOURITE past time and I aint changing plans for anything! If my number is due to be called, i'd prefer it to be with a smile on my face :-)

cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup! Doesn't get much simpler than that!!

Anybody have an update on conepuppy?

Webfather

Colin, done!
I ICQ'd Anthony, but he is on West Coast
Serge (MarcDe, how did you manage to become #1 without knowing Forest?)

TribeFold 3 0
forest2 2 0
____________________

Fold...

Looks Like we picked some good ones yesterday...=))))))))))))))

5 ZIP!!!!
Sorry Todd...
Gooooooooooooooo TRIBE!!!!!!

KB was RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Forest

more complicated = more things to go wrong

Spanno, I love complication ... this explains the high rate of "things going wrong" ... which of course makes things more complicated.

It's this endlessly repeating cycle that scares me!
Colin Ask Colin. Ad space available. News at 11!

Ahhh didn't read John's post below.
So Ibill stats might be accurate, they just haven't been able to process signups today. That's just fucking great.
Tro .

Anthony,

If your ead this, please shoot me an email.

cowboysurfers@yahoo.com

If anyone can get this msg to him .. thanks!
Colin tgp2.com

Are Ibill behind on their stats again??? Unbelievable.

This reminds me more and more of the good ole epoch days when they were down every other day. Just before they selfdestructed.
Tro .

cj, I asume you are not coming to FL this winter?
Serge

General, if you are coming to NY in March,
you can have my house without Zhora!
;-))
Serge

Colin,
I ICQ'd DJ's pearl to Edd, good one!
;-))
Serge

general, you are travelling to florida?! and you said i was mad for visiting new york for new years!!

oh, i meant to thank you for joining forces with my mum to nag me on that issue too :-)) LOW BLOW!!!
cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup! Doesn't get much simpler than that!!

more complicated = more things to go wrong






spanno XXX Database

hope you have a spare 4 rooms because we are staying at your place :-)))
*****************

in March I'll be in Florida,
what is 4 rooms between friends????

Webfather has 4 spare houses!

wouldn't you be more comfortable in the house,
without seeing my ugly face and being humped by Zhora every day?!

If Webfather doesn't think so-
ask ScottPB for directions-
my place is yours!

Serge

>>I disagree...that doesn't make any sense... these companies are some of the most innovative companies in this industry. <<

Being innovative doesn't require being complex - the most brilliant and innovative ideas are the simple ones. its harder to come up with a simple innovative idea than a multi level, 100 tier, multiple options style of program - hence the amount of complex programs on the net today.

>>The top companies bust their ass daily coming up with new sites and new tools to make it easier on the webmasters to promote their sites... and guess what happened along the way? These "dumb affiliates" signed up and made them very rich people. <<

you make it sound like the affiliates get nothing out of this ... sure, affiliates make some program owners a lot of money - but there are many millionaires in this business who do nothing but generate traffic. A good program is one which successfully makes a profit and allows & helps their affiliates to do the same.


>>These companies do apply your KISS theory... they make it simple for the webmasters to make them money. >>

AND to make themselves money.



cj (vaginator) $70 for every FREE signup! Doesn't get much simpler than that!!

"Been there, done that, got the Karl Marx T-Shirt..."

As worthy of a Pearl as anything else there. Serge?
Colin TGP2 Bucks.

... webmasters that have a clue which CC Processor works better will be running their own programm, no matter how many different options other sponsors offer ... so itīs pretty much useless to target those guys, donīt you think ??
funkmaster

XSV, Moose
dont get me wrong,
not in anyway knocking you program down.

It started with me saying that most webmasters will not have a clue which CC Processor works better and i feel much better when its handled by the program owner as they would have much better grasp on that in real time. And that its another option to confuse webmasters...


Slavdogg software bucks

I see my favorite SDL, Dig has been here <G>. Here's something which will make him happy...Rush has suddenly (over the last 3 months) lost his hearing. Not just a little, but almost totally. In another month, it will be total unless they find some cure. NOT good news for us conservatives.
Torone

XSV, i was ONLY reffering to advertising options not the # of sites/niches which have nothing to do with one another.

Here is an example for you of programs and # of advertising options they have.

maxcash 1
ARS 1
intergal 2
sexhit.com 2
amateurpages 1
CEN 1
silvercash 1
pornprofit 1
----------
Igallery - many
cybererotica - many
babenet - many


Now tell me which programs do better and are easier to understand and advertise?
Could you also tell me which programs are easier to understand for those with mass traffic and no real adult marketing experience ?



Slavdogg software bucks

c'mon baddog, you forgot to mention that he was a Nazi sympathizer and rabid anti-semite, as well as being the leading conservative voice of his era.


dig420 Ready Set GO!!!!!

Mike AI,

I have to say its been a pleasure dealing with the guys at directnic everyone has been very responsive and accomodating. we opened up a TT account and will move all our new business over.

Serge

i am coming to your side of the world in march next year - hope you have a spare 4 rooms because we are staying at your place :-)))


General (What's NEW?) only $70 per free sign up EVERYDAY

>>RE: "Keep the shit simple like maxcash, ARS, sexhit and many others do.. "

I disagree...that doesn't make any sense... these companies are some of the most innovative companies in this industry. Show me one company in the top 10-20 in this industry that has one site, one processor, one payout option... with no back-up plan... it doesn't exist... maybe 3-5 years ago... but not now.

The top companies bust their ass daily coming up with new sites and new tools to make it easier on the webmasters to promote their sites... and guess what happened along the way? These "dumb affiliates" signed up and made them very rich people.

These companies do apply your KISS theory... they make it simple for the webmasters to make them money.

XSV Not quite 100 options... but working on it...

Dig:

Father Coughlin used to broadcast weekly sermons over the radio, starting around 1926. By the early 1930s his broadcasts shifted from theology to economics and politics. He began as an early Roosevelt supporter, coining a famous expression, "Roosevelt or ruin." Later in the 1930s he turned against FDR and became one of the president's harshest critics.

In 1931, at the financial bottom of America's Great Depression, Fr. Charles E. Coughlin identified the twin sources of America's collapse: usury banking, and the spiritual rot engendered by materialism. Not very popular commentary for the time I would guess.

Dravyk,

CWA 11513 (ret) here, was member from 1971 - 1991, and while I may not have agreed with everything they did, with the advancement in technology they only had so much they could do. True, they did have a talent for assisting dead wood in keeping their jobs, but to be honest, if you did not have senority, you really did not have shit. Am sure it is even worse now, in fact know it is. However, I assure you, that without CWA, life would have truly sucked.

You can not blame then for your co-workers chooding to be represented by a union that had zero to do with what your specialty was. We had nurses represented by our local too, which made for interesting parties, but no idea how much it helped their contract negotiations.


baddog video content providers- are you looking for large client base?

on another note, anyone know how well hustler's sites convert ?



Slavdogg software bucks

>> i suppose affiliate programs could also be coded to give webmasters other options like no trials, free trials, choose a price and length of trials.

>> BTW, our new program allows the webmaster to change processors on the fly themselves.

=====

When did affiliates get smarter to be able to judge all these things for themselves ?
Guys dont fool yourself, most affilaites are not smart enough to understand and/or see trends to switch processors. Even if one is sending mass sign ups they still will have very hard time knowing if its the processor's fault.

As DJ said, this should be left upto program owner's to decide when to switch. I personally would rather trust the program owner than myself when deciding which processor works better that day.

Having 100 stupid options on your program will not get you more traffic. Keep the shit simple like maxcash, ARS, sexhit and many others do..


and learn KISS :)


Slavdogg software bucks

On the copa, copa cabanaaaa....

fucking hell ....did she just slip in my bananaaaaa.... :)
smithy

We are also programming to switch to ccbill on the fly.. Webmasters will get full credit to joins processed with ccbill or I bill. Checks will still be cut by click man.

simonf Celebdollars

PornMegaBucks webmasters can technically do the same things (change processors, trials, etc...) if we tell them how, but I have to admit we wouldn't want them doing it. We know exactly when a processor is sucking so we take the guesswork out of it and it's all done automatically....no sense in the webmaster having to worry about it....or making the wrong choice.

Very nice program, Moose! Best of luck, man. :)

Diamond Jim It's not easy being this cool...

sorry, Moose, was completing the rhyme, not commenting on your program :)

http://www.xswealth.com looks like an asskicker all the way...

SykkBoy ruuning through the darkness, filling my boots with blood...

On the copa, copa cabanaaaa....

Oh you guys always crack me up!


Headless

...holy shit, I think it's ebola...
SykkBoy ruuning through the darkness, filling my boots with blood...

Mutt
Webmasters can choose from Free Trials,Paid Trials and No trials.

I like your other idea too about price..hmm ;-)

Moose Change your processor on the fly!!

in her sweet wet hola
smithy

...and she smelled of granola...
SykkBoy ruuning through the darkness, filling my boots with blood...

Her name was Lola......


Headless

that's a cool feature Moose.
i suppose affiliate programs could also be coded to give webmasters other options like no trials, free trials, choose a price and length of trials.
mutt

yup, Bartolo Colon was pitching great today..I went with Seattle because of their momentum, but forgot about counting out Colon...

glad to see the Braves pound the Astros and the Diamondbacks look tough...even though I'm a huge Braves fan, I give the edge in going all the way to the D'backs...
SykkBoy ruuning through the darkness, filling my boots with blood...

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HAHAHA Sykk that is pretty damn sad.... what is this world coming to?

Cockholsters keep coming out the woodwork.


Mike AI This program is one you should try....

SykkBoy,
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you don't wanna turn us into YNOT, don't you?
;-))))
Serge

hahah, this is a cute little spam I just got:

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geez, if someone's going to grab the emails off the board, they should at least do a little doublechecking...

Mike, Serge? Should I send Christine a check so you guys can get more traffic to the board??

Dig, it's the jayman principle...hehehe ;)))

SykkBoy ruuning through the darkness, filling my boots with blood...

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Serge